interviewer - "who's the most talented" pete - "patrick" andy - "patrick" joe - "patrick" me - "patrick" my mom - "patrick" trump - "patrick" jesus - "patrick" literally everyone - "patrick" patrick - "petes a really good soccer player"
Interviewer: "Who's the most talented?" Pete: "Patrick" Andy: "Patrick" Joe: "Patrick" Patrick: "...Pete's really good at soccer." This is why I love him
How to dance according to Patrick: Step one: dance Step two: fall apart to half time Step three: keep in mind that these are the lives, you love to lead
omgilovehiphop Lo 3rd fob video I've seen you in and if it's just to hate, you're such an attention who're honestly. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, AND DON'T WANT TO WATCH THEM, YOU DON'T FUCKING HAVE TO. THAT'S IT.
and today there was this entire table of popular boys in the cafe,, it took our old math teacher and a shoe to get rid of the wasp the boys were afraid of.
Patrick: Its like I'm married, so then people are like "So when are you having a kid?" Well I mean it's not a thing you can make happen, you got to work on it but doesn't. You got to work on it, you can't will it to existence. Pete whispers: You have sex. LOL
Panic! At my Romantic chemical lab Thank you, thank you. My puns are amazing. Also, why does no one know why everybody loves Patrick? Because they're all STUMPed! Haha. That sucks. Sorry.
OK guys I wrote a song I don't know if this has been made but my sister helped me write it Fedora Fedora the explorer FEDORA FOB IS SUPER COOL MEAMORAH FEDORA PATRICK NO SWIPING PATRICK NO SWIPING FEDORA
Patrick has set my standards for men extremely high. He can sing, he’s funny, he’s nice, he’s cute, he’ll get a spider for you, and he’s the purest thing in the universe 😭❤️
Most talented? Pete: Patrick Andy: Patrick Joe: Patrick Brendon Urie: Patrick My brother: Patrick Obama: Patrick World: Patrick The entire universe: Patrick Patrick: Pete is a really good soccer player •I love Patrick•
Patrick's dad must be so proud of how successful his son has become especially since Patrick's dad is a folk singer and for his son to follow his lead and be in the music industry as well, we are all very very very proud of you Patrick and we all love you to the end of the Earth and back. stay beautiful and incredibly talented
did anyone else hear a phone ring at 8:48 in the video... omg! like in all of the songs I hear a phone ring in the background and I'm just like... WTFFFFF???? am I going crazy or do you guys hear it too...
It's so fadorable when Patricks like... "Thanks Pete!" after Pete lifts him it's like OMG I wanna give you a hug and protect you cause you're so smol and amazing
interviewer - "who's the most talented"
pete - "patrick"
andy - "patrick"
joe - "patrick"
me - "patrick"
my mom - "patrick"
trump - "patrick"
jesus - "patrick"
literally everyone - "patrick"
patrick - "petes a really good soccer player"
REAL
Interviewer: "Who's the most talented?"
Pete: "Patrick"
Andy: "Patrick"
Joe: "Patrick"
Patrick: "...Pete's really good at soccer."
This is why I love him
wowza it's heather I know, he’s so “humble” (most of the time lol)
Same. Saaaaame man. He's just so nice and adorable.
as Patrick gets older, he gets smaller and his voice gets higher.
the sideburns made him taller
sam francisco benjerman buttons
sam francisco he'll be Mickey Mouse at 90 years old
Lol
sam francisco yea in where is your boy tonight// grand theft auto and Dance Dance HIS VOICE WAS SO DEEP
How to dance according to Patrick:
Step one: dance
Step two: fall apart to half time
Step three: keep in mind that these are the lives, you love to lead
Lol
I...am…Kira
STEP 1 DRINK
STEP 2 MAKE MISTAKES
STEP 3 PRETEND YOU DONT REMEMBER
STEP FOUR DRINK A LITTLE MORE
STEP FIVE I NEED TO RUN DRYY
***** YOUR PROFILE PIC
+PILØTS PHALLING ØUT ØF PANICKING DISCØS YOUR USERNAME
Patrick Stump: he can sing, he's funny, and he will get rid of the spider for you.
with his other lungs
SarahAnnRose23 yup
which lungs ? he's got like 70
SarahAnnRose23 IM SOLD
omgilovehiphop Lo 3rd fob video I've seen you in and if it's just to hate, you're such an attention who're honestly. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, AND DON'T WANT TO WATCH THEM, YOU DON'T FUCKING HAVE TO. THAT'S IT.
patrick stump has set my standards for men really high
S A M E omg i thought i was the only one
Omg this describes what bands have done to me
Why is this so true
Same man, same
but you need to lower your standarts (please get it)
Patrick stump goes on an adventure, FEDORA THE EXPLORA
I'M DYING RN OMG
OMG IM DYING
Maisie B WHAT
Maisie B! I already came up with that
maisie biddulph OMG I love it 😂
"And then there's boobs! Ah, no... I've seen those a couple maybe once"
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ikr
YES HAHA
maybe once
maybe
maybe... .... ; - ;
99th like
Once😂
Andy: Patrick
Pete: Patrick
Joe: Patrick
Patrick: You see...
Pretty much
Large Baguette I love your name and profile pic
"Poor Pete" I'm dying. Patrick is so cute and innocent it should be illegal
Ikr
Literally about to say that... I diedddd
Laina Bungard // 'innocent' sweetie no look up "blue rabbits by Patrick stump" aha
shelby iero omfg
Laina CDW poor petey
"I was so good at sports that I started a band" Oh Patrick.
Rose Lalonde big mood
Mood
#relatable
Thicc mood
Mood
Patrick:"I was so good at sports as a kid I started a band"
Me:*joins band and orchestra* "Well shit"
Imma Loser
When my dad saw this video he was like: "Patrick that's violent. You got drugs there, that's bad."
Favourite Patrick stump quote
I want what Patrick said on a hoodie
Don't worry kid. You'll be the best soccer player yet 🫡
I’m sure you’ll be the best at whatever sport you play
FALL OUT BOY IS AS SCARED OF SPIDERS AS I AM THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Morganiss YES OMG
Morganiss FRONKEH
Morganiss yes it takes 4- 18 grown men to catch A FRICKIN SPIDER
and today there was this entire table of popular boys in the cafe,, it took our old math teacher and a shoe to get rid of the wasp the boys were afraid of.
Ferdorable
Much like your profil pic
I have a Fedora that looks exactly like Patrick's. You jelly yet?😂😂
phil's eyelash you again? I see u almost everywhere
_clarissa_ I am everywhere 😳
Bless you
"Thanks Pete" I want this on a shirt
I would like to see that
SAME
Fall Out Boi omg i want that
Lps! At the Disco I do to
Im pretty sure thats a shirt on RedBubble😂😂
HE DOESNT THINK HE'S THE MOST TALENTED AND A GREAT DANCER THAT MAKES IT 2038483 TIMES BETTER
MELANIE
Jolovideos123 GERARD
tbh stump PATRICK
+Jolovideos123 GEE
+tbh stump MEL
*Pete*: Patrick, *Joe*: Patrick, *Andy*: Patrick, *Patrick*: You know, Pete is pretty cool soccer player...
Patrick: Its like I'm married, so then people are like "So when are you having a kid?" Well I mean it's not a thing you can make happen, you got to work on it but doesn't. You got to work on it, you can't will it to existence.
Pete whispers: You have sex.
LOL
omg that was hilarious
What time is that at? xD
Savy1124 5:12
Patrick's reaction was the best, like "damn in that case I'll never have a kid"
The best part about this entire thing is that Patrick has kids now
Pete screaming 'Put it in Cobra's room!' when Patrick gets rid of the spider is my life
patrick: I'm so scary(smiles)
me just here thinking he's a teddy bear
PATRICK DOESN'T LAUGH OR CHUCKLE. HE GIGGLES. I CAN'T EVEN. GHJHDKSLJGLKAD
" bam! memed it. " jesus christ pete
and then andys like " I like the poop emoji "
omfg I just realized in fob drunk history Patrick is wearing a TØP shirt
Patrick knew about tøp before tøp knew about tøp
+Jolovideos123 yes
ikr
Twenty pilot
STAY ALIVE
HA HA HA HA STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIVE
|-/
"Most talented?"
"Patrick"
"Patrick"
"Patrick"
"Pete is a really good soccer player"
+Luz Maria Torres II Garcia I know! I was just quoting them haha
Now I wanna see a really drunk Patrick XD
Gianna Cozzoli same hahahah
Drunk history of P!atd might come soon
Gianna Cozzoli same
HE SAID ON TWITTER THAT HE JUST WANTS TO HUG THE WORLD SO HE MUST ALWAYS BE DRUNK
PANIC! AT THE DISCO DRUNK HISTORYYYYYYYYYYY
I can't believe this adorable man is 31...
Well, today he turns 32. But still.
Salina Williams 34 TOMORROW
Stephanie DuBois same
34 NOW AGH
HES OLD THAN BRENDON?!?!?! NOOOOOOO
"I want Patrick to shove his fedora um my ass"
JESUS SAME
Ikr
😂😂😂
XD
what's that clip from!
Well we all do
he's like my daddy but my lil teddy bear at the same time you feel
yes
Tbh
Yess
yh
YEAH
That moment when Patrick went to your rival high school and used to play in the same cafe you played at
THAT MOMENT WHEN PETE WENTZ WENT TO YOUR HIGHSCHOOL
Jake Barnett so he, WENTz to your high school? Huh? Huh? Anyone? No? Fine. I'll leave...
PrettyIntenseFangirl niccce
Jake Barnett no way
Panic! At my Romantic chemical lab Thank you, thank you. My puns are amazing. Also, why does no one know why everybody loves Patrick? Because they're all STUMPed! Haha. That sucks. Sorry.
Patrick doesn't age :3
None of the Emo Trinity ages
+Gerard Way Brendon Urie is #Ageless and maybe a vampire
+FNAF Gamer He's Satan, actually
Jaq Devajah He is *cough cough* LA Devotee
If anything, he's anti aged
7:37
Patrick: Be careful making wishes in the dark
Pete: *softly* dark
Patrick: Can't be sure when they've hit their mark
Joe: *softly* mark
😂😂
"And thanks for this mic stand being really tall."
(Pete lifts Patrick slightly)
(Patrick with a slightly higher voice)
"Thanks Pete."
Every time I hear Patrick say "Thanks Pete" I die a little since it's so cute
"I was so good at sports as a kid, I started a band" 😂😂😂💯
this is too adorable
*fedorable
rosieissmiling oh hello
I feel like the drunk history clips are more brendon urie funny moments.
Awesome person there both
Awesome person well then it's more bang for your buck cause you get mostly Patrick interrupted with the occasional Brendon with it so it's even better
What's gooooooood
MY CINNAMON BUN CHILD
he was wearing a twenty one pilots shirt I'm crafting
I see what you did there
+HoneyNutKendioos How's your crafting going?
don't cry CRAFT
sorry I had to
Stephanie DuBois pretty gud.......pretty gud.........yeah...........*shrugs*
OK guys I wrote a song I don't know if this has been made but my sister helped me write it
Fedora Fedora the explorer
FEDORA
FOB IS SUPER COOL MEAMORAH
FEDORA
PATRICK NO SWIPING PATRICK NO SWIPING
FEDORA
this is outstanding
Ariana Hodgens oh my what have we seen today children
ANDY'S LIKE "lets study it" about the spider lmao
Patrick saying the lyrics to My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark with a serious face made me laugh too hard
i broke my finger and patrick was the only thing that made me feel better :)
Patrick stump is sø fedørable fedorable!!!! how the fuck did you manage that
i broke my finger once though. i was trying to do a roll.
"Who's your favorite Ninja turtle?"
"Uh, Rafael."
_"You will never see him again."_
"Aww poor Peteie "
I HAVE BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH OH GOD
Dallon's heaven lmao
Fedorable...lol
Myah Lyttle fedorable
Ayyyyyeeeee
Bless him he's so cute, now this is what I'll show my friends to convince them that my favourite bands are not psychotic
Mybluechemicalneighbourhood panic!falloutboy same!
I love the intro!
+Natalie Dunn Thank you so much! It means a lot
+Piper Cole yea they're really good
ya it was a great intro but I liked whe he said I don't like gettig tied up when people ask him
+Natalie Dunn HI! I know you from musical.ly!
omg I really love it
i love how often pre-hiatus patrick could fit the word "fuckin" into sentences
Yeah, pre-hiatus Patrick swore a LOT. XD Post-hiatus Patrick almost never swears.
"I was so good at sports I started a band" why is this so me 😂
THATS WILD PATRICK
"oooh poor pete" i cried it was too cute
"Who's the most talented"
Pete: Patrick
Andy: Patrick
Joe: Patrick
Patrick; Pete
Yeah, i think pete deserves a lot of credit. I just liked how humble patrick and pete are.
"I was so good at sports that I started a band"
Same tho
8:26 Patrick.exe has stopped working. You may need to reboot the system.
I remember the Instagram post Patrick made about the spider. It was even still in the cup XD
||-//
Patrick has set my standards for men extremely high. He can sing, he’s funny, he’s nice, he’s cute, he’ll get a spider for you, and he’s the purest thing in the universe 😭❤️
Most talented?
Pete: Patrick
Andy: Patrick
Joe: Patrick
Brendon Urie: Patrick
My brother: Patrick
Obama: Patrick
World: Patrick
The entire universe: Patrick
Patrick: Pete is a really good soccer player
•I love Patrick•
I LOVE THE WAY HE TALKS OH GODD
Patric stump is awsome he's my favorite person in the band
YOU CANT CHOOSE A FAVOURITE! ITS LIKE CHOOSING BETWEEN YOUR CHILDREN!!!
YøuJustWastedYøurTimeReadingThis AGREED
YøuJustWastedYøurTimeReadingThis AHHHGGGG
0:56 I just made a noise that's not humanly possible
Too......Much........Fedorableness!!!
im so full of love for patrick stump and i love that this comp has prehiatus patrick hes so fucking cute
And where's the one where he says 'poor Petey' ??
Chyna Olinger commentary on the young blood chronicles
Kathryn Brice thanx
Chyna Olinger ur welcome
1:50 if I was him I couldn't say that without laughing
But patty ;-; I love my flip flops with socks
Can you also make a montage with the intro song ( unity ) probably won't respond but ;-;
"Patrick you're a BRAND NEW daddy!"
Excuse me?
4:29 patrick dabbed before it was cool
Well kinda
Nicole Landry ahh!
"Let's study it!!"
Patrick would be my adopted father
Why do I have so many celebrity crushes damn
thanks pete.😄
3:40 "I'm not the weepy drunk. Not the mad drunk. 'I'm just like, the happiest man ever" Patrick you already are that.
Patrick's dad must be so proud of how successful his son has become especially since Patrick's dad is a folk singer and for his son to follow his lead and be in the music industry as well, we are all very very very proud of you Patrick and we all love you to the end of the Earth and back. stay beautiful and incredibly talented
'I'm mad ... MYERRH'.
ive seen u somewhere. ..
I have commented on nearly every FOB/MCR/P!ATD video there is so that's probably where you've seen me :]
Nope. Buzzfeed.
When you realize “Patrick’s soul voice” is actually brendon Urie’s soul voice
did anyone else hear a phone ring at 8:48 in the video...
omg!
like in all of the songs I hear a phone ring in the background and I'm just like... WTFFFFF????
am I going crazy or do you guys hear it too...
It was part of the original video
OK?
How did you hear that omg I would've never noticed
It's so fadorable when Patricks like... "Thanks Pete!" after Pete lifts him it's like OMG I wanna give you a hug and protect you cause you're so smol and amazing
patrick : *soul voice* its almost.. like being in looveee- *points at joe to start singing*
joe : *is intimidated and awkwardly finger guns back*
This is me introducing myself to Patrick. I already love this man.
“Patrick, that’s really violent. The waiter’s into drugs? That’s- that’s bad.”
No wonder he’s such a nice person
3:36 "One of those drunks"
my mind is on Pray For The Wicked
Brendon Urie was my favorite part of this
I understand....
But he's there for half a second
I gotta keep it real i gotta keep it autistic
For some reason I imagine drunk Patrick as the one of those really nice girls in the bathroom that try to braid your hair
He would probably end up in the girls bathroom braiding all of the girls’ hair tho lmao 😂🤣😆
@@thereyvan And NOBODY would be mad bc he's Patrick Stump
Patrick *serious voice*: I’m just dreaming of tearing you apart
Patrick *2 seconds later*: *giggling*
0:57 awwww poor petey *pouts*
I DIED
I ❤️ Patrick stump he is so cute!!! I am glad I could get that out!!
"Who's the most talented?"
Pete: "Patrick"
Andy: "Patrick"
Joe: "Patrick"
Patrick: "Pete is a very good soccer player."
Whenever I feel like I'm going to get nowhere I just look at 'Trick and think "This mans initials are PMS."
So good the part that he talks about the sports is like "I understand you Patrick"
"ive seen those a couple, maybe,once..." haha patrick omg
He never saw Raphael again 😂
I love Patrick to a point where it hurts.
Seeing Patrick play the drums makes my day.
"Aww, poor Petie" Patrick is so tiny and innocent...so cute....
4:03 "I'm so scary."
Patrick, sweetie, you're the opposite of scary.
patrick is so wholesome no matter what omg
7:12 Omg, so cute...
He is a blessing to this world