Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 531 w/ Craig Ferguson
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- TRY IT OUT! We have a special episode for you today! The main mommies start by off talking about the current RUclips war. Did McDonald's flag us? We hear Dr. Phil's take on VSCO girls. They talk about the YMH Studios holiday party at the Magic Castle, and discuss which cool guy each member of the YMH staff is.
Craig Ferguson is a comedian, actor, and former host of the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. He's in Studio Jeans today with Tom and Christina. Craig and Tom discuss planes and Tom makes Craig aware of his plane aspirations. Craig talks getting into a motorcycle accident, acting while directing, Mick Jagger, Madonna, and his new stand-up special. Craig then takes a look at a bunch of our favorite cool videos including FedSmoker's DIY tutorials, RPC's invitation, and a construction worker who enjoys baby play.
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Craig Ferguson is single handedly the most underrated late night show host ever. Its disappointing he doesn't have a show anymore.
Zach galafatasskiss is a close second for me
1000000%!!!!!!!!!!
He walked away. A powerful example to everyone in Hollywood.
Agreed! It was the only late night show I watched. Miss him. :(
He always made me laugh the most out of all the late night hosts....🤔👍
Craig’s late night show was so much better than every other late night show.
Green Man type o negative ! Green man might be hot 😘 lady from york uk
conan
@@TotallyOKaYProductions Conan comes in at 2nd place
I feel like he has a cult following....whatever that means. He wasn't the most popular for a reason....a minority vibed with his humor
@@TotallyOKaYProductions Conan doesn't have a talking skeleton bro. Also, watch a highlight of Craig with any female guest. The stuff he gets them to say. ruclips.net/video/vZRpvZOPo_U/видео.html
How could they suggest this show isn't for children? Tom's got his cool dad shades on everybody chill out.
Nick wolves, telescopes, and everything
I had those shades but lost them I miss my old people shades
2:07:13 I couldve sworn this is just a clip of a new Nickelodeon show.
Precisely, chill the heck out.
Would they rather their children watch shows where they wear their jeans low and loose?
If you are unemployed, or about to be unemployed, make sure that you buy multivitamins. Trust me, it's gonna help you in the long run.
What if I'm homeless or a thug?
Heroin is for pussies, fentanyl is where it's at.
why
@@DekkarJr Because the reason why is because if you're unemployed, and you don't have any money coming into your bank account... trust me, you need multivitamins. It will help you in the long run, it will help you in the long run, trust me.
@@SocialGore rofl... ok ;D
“It’s just normal”
“It’s not and you’re not, and you should go away.” 💀😭🤣
Yes.
It's amazing how Mr.Ferguson's anxiety kept escalating continuously in the end. He handled it very nicely. lol
I would love to hear Craig's first phone call after leaving.
Craig's never returning on this podcast, this type of 'comedy' is beneath him. They have no clue how close this guy was to Johnny Carson's level.
@@mart4414 low and loose sir low and loose. Tom is the Carson of Podcasting.
@@notagiantseaslug5523 I'm the Carson of taking dumps, he truly lives in all of us.
@@mart4414 You need to settle down
When i saw the guest is Craig Furgeson i came in less than four strokes
Tempted to upvote your comment but its sitting at 4 fists, looks unbelievable you wouldn't believe it's so thick
The tip is sooo sensitive
2 strokes?
And he has no neuropathy issues.
@@spudruckus7297 No neuropathy at all
I realized why Craig reacted to the show like that and probably why he's getting out of doing comedy, and it's because he's too normal lmao. Everyone in comedy (ESPECIALLY Tommy and Christine) is so fucked up, and Craig seems like a genuine empathetic person lol. Probably my favorite guest episode in a long, long time.
I think so too
Geoff thumbed down from his storage unit in Studio City
Not shitting for a month is pure insanity
He's pretty much just creating the situation that killed elvis on his toilet. sept Elvis' constipation was from opiate addiction. Either way hes just collecting toxic waste that his body is actively telling him to eject. It's like not throwing out your trash when bin is full isnstad you just kepep trying to jam more trash into the bag and eventually it's just gonna break. Massive amounts of toxic shit just built up and impacted just sitting in there getting HARDER AND HARDER AND BIGGER AND BIGGER every time he eats. Like god, I was dehydrated as fuck and constipated for like a week and for 4 fucking hours of CONTRACTIONS and TEARING I basically had mike tyson fist and forearm coming out of my ass but the front of it was too big so about 2 hours into that I literally picked up my tooth brush started using it to chisel away at it with the blunt end of it just to try and reduce the size of the front part of it. Took years of kegels to recover. I was so close to basically calling 911 and going to the hospital for having my own massive shit stuck in my ass.
I felt like I'd been reverse raped by a horse cock sized poop. Shit was fucking traumatic.
@@DekkarJr That sounds so awful, oh my god. I'm glad you made it. Stay hydrated.
@@DekkarJr When a person is addicted to heroin, they go through that like once a week.
It fucking sucks dick.
The more you know.
I don't think he's telling the truth.
I’m shitting right now! It’s the second time for the day.
It doesn't appear Craig misses late night television, but it misses him.
Craig is such an OG
He told Tom Segura: "dont make me say things I dont want to"
All you need to do is take a look at how Craig refused to poke fun at Brittney Spears to understand his reaction here.
So humble, “Hot potatoes for ten minutes”
@@wisterV The road gets narrower after 28 years.
I'm Scottish .To me OG means Own Goal . It's a football term .
This upload is probably the best gift i got today
Thank you Segura and P
I
This made me so happy. The shock in Craig's tone, and the fun in the mommys... This was so awesome
I literally teared up when CF said he was done with standup.
me too man
I dont know if anyone commented about this but holding your shit in for an entire month is beyond crazy. Lol. That dude is probably impacted. If ymh reads these comments, get that dude to a doctor and a psych doctor
@Kim Hightower i think that is what happens when you get backed up like that for real
If he's not on opiates then he's definitely a bizarre case. When I was on painkillers I went months sometimes, then the worst night of my life would come, unending, crippling bowel pain.. Scraping, nauseous screaming bowel pain.. So much blood.. Please go see a doctor
He could die from it. Holding in your shit increases toxicity in the body, i know old big d drew is a doctor but idk how tf he even said thats normal
Its probably a bit. That's isnt humanly possible?
typical skeptic it’s normal for some people, it’s only a problem if your normal bowel movement pattern is changed
I love Craig Ferguson so damn much. I've wanted to see em on ymh for so long its insane.
I forgot the "hello" for "hellotushy.com" I was not disappointed
it’s a chrystler miracle
I read crystal meth miracle...
merry chrysler
55:40
"Is he wearing a sleeveless vest?"
What kinda vest do you know that has sleeves Tom?
This episode is so underrated. I cried laughing the whole episode
Where’s Geoff Peterson?!
That one scene ‘what 🇬🇫🇬🇩🇮🇹🇬🇬-comin-a-go’
His Morgan Freeman voice 😂😂😂.
Ass möde
Well he can only get so far from an outlet
He has a house down there.
Craig is the best
❤❤❤
Mr wick bro!
Craig is hilarious. Love to watch comedians sit around and shoot the breeze. Better than any stand up show
Santa's gonna get a babyraper stamp on his face.
He's done didnt follow proto
On his face clothes
My 5 year old just saw the man baby in passing, stopped and said: " What?!"
Finally found the perfect episode to bring a friend into the fun world of YMH...Craig's reactions and not knowing what he got into is priceless! Great episode!!!
Bert Chrysler makes his kids watch him open gifts on christmas and doesn't get them anything
I agree.
sweet youtube handle btw
What a monster
Craig is without a doubt in the top 3 late night hosts ever. Him, Conan, and Letterman. I got to see him live a few times and he’s every bit as nice, funny, and charismatic as you’d think. Certainly a legend in my eyes.
Ever since I first started watching YMH I have been praying for this episode
So high. So tight.
Kevin S oh dad
1:38:24
1:40:30 "the tourists don't come round me. Keep the show going"
1:41:19 Cantonese/Mandarin
1:41:48 Scottish slang
1:44:48 Blindspotting
1:45:35 Cousin/Uncle
1:48:49 Slangs
1:59:23 Great Escape
2:07:25 Robert Paul Champagne
Ferguson knows how to punch up, instead of going after targets already beaten or on the ropes.He also has an immediate understanding of what is deserving of mockery and what should be quietly let pass.
Most of RUclipss new rules dont apply if your content falls under comedy or "parody"
"Hoser" means loser. In the old days of hockey, the losing team had to hose down and resurface the ice after the game
Definitely grew up with that word in my vocabulary. Good times, lol.
ATTENTION MOMMIES: Dont forget to comment and like this video to fight RUclips's R-worded algorithm. Thanks jeans!
Thanks for the reminder mommy, keep them high and tight.
little ghost who are the tik toks that actually downvote this?
you didn't use the R-word
It’s ridiculous...RUclips just sucks...😑
Craig is such a great speaker and story teller. His late night show was great!
Man Craig is awesome, I had not watched this episode till today and god was I missing out. My top 5 of all time YMH
Craig is definitely 4 stroke quality.
I used to like Craig Ferguson but after this I love him...Merry Christmas
*Craig Ferguson? Massive! Try it out, and Merry Christmas to everyone but Blueban the J-word!*
One of the best moments on this podcast is when Craig realizes he may have assumed that Gilbert Gottfried does or doesn't own a hat like the Irish legend... of all the things to catch yourself on.
1:37:18 "well it means a pint because I havent had a drink in the last 2 years"
1:37:38 Joe Kelly: "well it means a lot because we keep up the tradition of the singing and the music and everything like that. And we have dancing and everything, thats a great beaut, go dancing. I mean jig sets and tangos and kizomba _laughs_ foxtrots and _huhhhh_ we've things right now again, we're back to square one again"
1:39:42 I could also translate this but it might spoil Shams mystique.
These are all thick Kerry accents.
You might also enjoy this, theres a sheep thief on the loose:
ruclips.net/video/jsUvcjk8J5c/видео.html
A “Hoser” is a person who garden hoses their backyard ice rink in the winter. As opposed to playing hockey on a lake or pond. Hope it illuminates.
So as an insult are you calling them afraid? Because they don't have the guts to skate on a lake, or... Genuinely curious
I'd like to know why/how it's an insult.
@@AslanW A hoser, when I grew up, was a person from the losing team who had to hose down the ice AFTER the game, so it would freeze up nice and smooth for the next game, therefore meaning loser.
@@lymezombie6580 Oh that makes a lot of sense, thanks!
“So good I’m a little scared” should be the tagline for the show. What a good guest lol
Clicked so fast I love Craig
If Louis CK ever does this show my laptop will explode from laughter.
Sam G I’m sure they would love to have him on but you know how r-worded RUclips is. They’d probably cancel their account for having a “womanizer” on the show.
Christine has been back and forth about whether she supports Louis coming back to comedy
@@TheNumberTwelve I don't think you know what a womanizer is......
K Batt I don’t think you know what sarcasm is..........(look, I did more douche bag dots than you)
What a gift! I love Craig! By far my favourite late night talk show host!
POSSIBLY THE HIGHEST AND TIGHTEST
Craig “I’m 57 years old” Ferguson
@Needs More Cowbell I'm 25 and I can't say I've reached that point yet
Craig is so ridiculously witty and charming! I love it.
"Some people like sport, Phil likes being a baby" I fucking die everytime I hear that 😂😂
Craig is awesome--great episode
I was just glassin after the new RPC stocking stuffer from my mommies Ted and Crystal and as soon as I finished my 4th and most lethal stroke this popped up and now I'm a telescope all over again. Love you mommies keep em high and so tight. Ball hogs for life.
Edited: what fuckin Tik Toks are not watching their own dumb pups and are now affecting the numbers my mommies get? There is a youtube kids app people why do we need to make regular people's RUclips family friendly. I'm not a "big word" and maybe I'm a dying breed but it seems very dark and white what needs to be done.
Stop
I'm so glad you commented that B-rad. I was thinking to myself nonstop about how my comment affected you and now I know it really must have hurt your feelings. After reading that you said stop I could only think of one reply fitting for this occasion ... go fuck yourself Bradley 😁🖕🖕🖕
Wow...Craig gives a whole new insight into the character of Elmer FUDD 😭
“please don’t do that again.” lol concerned management. love it.
Craig furguson is so entertaining.. everything he says
Whaaaat! Merry effing Christmas !
I laughed so hard at work at this I couldn’t even keep it together!
Craig. "Ya know what? I don't feel good."
I laughed so hard I cried and kept laughing so much, that it hurt and then those laughter tears, were pain tears.
I'm still laughing.
Mommies keeping it hight and tight with this Christmas treat!
The glasses were making everything more hilarious 😂
I've heard him say numerous times how much he hates I'll Be There, but I liked it. It wasn't some great inspiration, but I certainly didn't finish it and think oh that's 2 hours I'll never get back like so many other movies. I miss Craig Ferguson. Thank God for youtube.
Tommy 5 minutes in: "I feel like I have a mask on!"
Give it a couple months, Buns.
Idk how they missed that the dude's eyebrows are literally smoking joints 😂
Joe Batchison with the smoke rising up his forehead.. ha
This man right here is the best late night host and also one if the best comedians ever!
Surprisingly introspective and intelligent interview. I have a new respect for Craig Ferguson
Is nobody going to comment about how the pot head guy has two smoking joints as his eyebrows?!
I'M HAVING CHEST PAINS!!
Are we not going to talk about how dope the outro is?
This is the first time I’ve actually sat and watched this show and my God. I did not expect the 10-12 Benadryl guy to look like that lol.
PLEASE: Link the outro songs in descriptions.
Agreed!
That outro is def one of the best I've heard in years of YMH fansongs.
So, now I'm the guy that looks forward to Christina's meow meows at the beginning of the show? Yeah, and I stand by it.
Craig felt like he was being turned into a monkey and the internet is forever.
This has to be one of the best episodes ever
Craigs a legend. I'd say the only late night show I actually enjoyed as a kid.
Outro song HITS
Tom looking like the coolest guy with those glasses.
Who is the redhead producer guy?
He's looks like the Irish Seth Rogan.
Seth Rogen is the Irish seth Rogen he has an Irish name and he looks Irish
Ernie Larkin You spelled ‘Jewish’ wrong.
His name is Nadav but they call him 'Native' sometimes.
this is hands down the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life. my face is cramping
I just raise up a bit off the toilet to get extra velocity... the splash back acts as a custom bidet
I’d love to see Conan and Andy Richter on the show !!!
15:25 was killing me i had to keep rewinding 😂
This is my favorite. Both Tom's reactions and Craig's complaining
Windsor got a shoutout?! Times are changing for us here!
And nobody swims across Lake Ontario. No one.
We get drunk and swim across the Detroit River.
Craig Ferguson is the best guest of *all* time
I fucking love how they just horrified Craig Ferguson at the end hahahaha!
What is the sound bite from at 58:18? I died laughing but have absolutely no context (which may or may not make it funnier)
this guys flirting compilations on youtube are hilarious, he never had an agenda just there for LAFFS
Aren't you wasting water now? Like water is abundant?
Craig Ferguson is a legend, btw. the best by far
I miss Craig more than I miss my mother. And she died 4 years ago.
Its hilarious how they guzzle each others koolaid. "When I met Tom he was 23 but already acted like he was 43..." Says one of two of the most immature adults I've ever witnessed.
One of the best episodes to date. Ferguson fucking rules.
Craig you were great! Way to roll with the punches from these crazy mommies!
Hire a computer programmer and turn your mom's house into the new RUclips!
This is a top 5 episode of the year!!!
At 44:02 Tom definitely spoke dog. My dog instantly stopped licking his booty and looked right at the TV in shock.
I love Craig Ferguson, but his jeans were a little lower and looser than I expected on this episode. He’s likely used to being on much cleaner network tv shows, and was probably a bit surprised when Gene and Jean showed him no mercy. Glad he got to try it out though.