The Nuttiest Nutcracker is the WORST Christmas movie EVER

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @beaniiebrian
    @beaniiebrian  2 года назад +96

    MERRY CHRISTMAS! 🎅
    Kinda wanted to try and have fun with some very obvious bad movies, so here we are. Hope you guys enjoyed, I know I did!

    • @briggsyuyi7603
      @briggsyuyi7603 2 года назад +2

      I found your videos from a comment section when you only had 30 subs and ever since I've loved them. I remember when you posted your first video

    • @freecreditreport.combaby
      @freecreditreport.combaby 2 года назад +2

      you should make one about encanto

    • @SHLYMEI
      @SHLYMEI 2 года назад +1

      thats crazy youre actually funny good luck pal bro you finna blow up

  • @imliterallygarfield
    @imliterallygarfield 2 года назад +360

    ah yes, the perfect thing to watch at 2 am a day after christmas

  • @felixchaplin
    @felixchaplin 2 года назад +369

    8:09
    "You mean to tell me that an actual human being was genuinely in love with a 7 inch toy?"
    It happens more often than you think

  • @liambeatoctave8188
    @liambeatoctave8188 2 года назад +127

    "you didn't have to animate him climbing the ladder like that" LMFAO

  • @starthefrakkfangirl6094
    @starthefrakkfangirl6094 2 года назад +104

    It feels like a mix of FoodFight, The Barbie movie and VeggieTales.
    The Villain's song sounds like a rip off of Ratigan's song from the Movie: The Great Mouse Detective.
    Edit: I love these properties I just mentioned (except for FoodFight), no need to feel insulted.

    • @Ollie_the_Possum
      @Ollie_the_Possum 2 года назад +13

      At least Barbie and VeggieTales movies had a good plot 🙄

    • @justkay233
      @justkay233 2 года назад +8

      i feel like comparing this movie to barbie, veggietales, and the great mouse detective is a huge insult but i also definitely agree with you

  • @jamesrosswell1677
    @jamesrosswell1677 2 года назад +120

    the immediate panic i had when he pointed out the grandpa nut was kidnaped not too long ago,movie totally forgot about him 💀

  • @TopHat2375
    @TopHat2375 2 года назад +59

    I remember watching this movie as a kid and for the longest time I thought it was a fever Dream until I found the VHS for it. Man was this weird

  • @graceccano
    @graceccano 2 года назад +15

    I watched this movie as a kid and I loved it! hahaha I know it looks horrible, but it was December 31st of the year 2000, and my family was getting ready to celebrate the New Year while my sister and I were watching this movie while eating panetone and drinking hot chocolate. It's so nostalgic. I also loved the songs hahaha Like, I know it's bad, but I'm almost reaching my 30s and this movie just takes me back to a time when everything was simpler.

  • @sketchysketches381
    @sketchysketches381 2 года назад +19

    Is that Jimmy Neutron's voice I hear for Marie? After a lil research this voice cast has some voice actors that have a lotta decent work under their belt and this might have been some of their earliest work. Gotta start somewhere ig

    • @horakhtythecreator6911
      @horakhtythecreator6911 2 года назад +6

      Yep that’s Debbi Derryberry. There’s other great voice talent involved (sadly) in this thing too like Jim Cummings, Cam Clarke, Tress MacNeille, and Jeff Bennet

  • @interrobangings
    @interrobangings 2 года назад +7

    "women and citrus first" is a hysterical line and i will die on this hill
    you are tasteless

  • @rockyroadroll
    @rockyroadroll 2 года назад +12

    Low budget Barbie’s brother really be lookin like Dio (except he just got road rollered)

  • @pretendthatbeaulumydoesnte4324
    @pretendthatbeaulumydoesnte4324 2 года назад +23

    Worst gift for christmas lol

    • @beaniiebrian
      @beaniiebrian  2 года назад +14

      To be fair, we all deserve this punishment

  • @mareeeedensos6348
    @mareeeedensos6348 2 года назад +5

    9:56
    *You've "hip-hipped" your last "hurray."*

  • @sapofazbemechaebom1594
    @sapofazbemechaebom1594 2 года назад +12

    DUUDE
    you're the only guy I heard the past few months that made me burst out laughing like a drain
    like, I don't think any other review channel made me feel that hysteric with their videos, and you can do it with EVERY SINGLE POST of yours
    thank you, really really thank you

  • @ultimateships
    @ultimateships 2 года назад +25

    I honestly can’t wait if he’s able to do his review on Disney’s, “Encanto”. I honestly think it’s possibly one of Disney’s best animated MUSICAL movie! That’s not to say, that it’s the best, but in my opinion, it’s all I’ve been watching on repeat, due to the songs, quality, smooth animation, graphics, and back to the first point, the actual addictive songs that could and can genuinely be played on repeat. Just a suggestion, if you’re able! Honestly think you should review the songs in the movie, as i believe that would be interesting to hear your thoughts and commentary. Also, been loving your content, I’m surprised I haven’t found you sooner!

    • @amandawall-1476
      @amandawall-1476 2 года назад +2

      He 100% saw this comment cause he basically said everything you just did!! 😂

  • @mollybinford5414
    @mollybinford5414 2 года назад +3

    5:49 🎶 OH DEAR LORD ITS A MUSICAL 🎶

  • @vallaby2042
    @vallaby2042 2 года назад +6

    4:34 JESUS CHRIST Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone hasn't aged well!!!

  • @ember1901
    @ember1901 2 года назад +10

    Why'd I think this was a barbie movie......

  • @smokey8472
    @smokey8472 2 года назад +17

    Your commentary cracks me up. I love it so much!

  • @texasfan7683
    @texasfan7683 2 года назад +36

    this channel is underrated tbh

  • @Fandomtabulous
    @Fandomtabulous 2 года назад +4

    i never saw the movie but are her parents not going to wonder where that strange grown man came from?

  • @santyicecreamboi3887
    @santyicecreamboi3887 2 года назад +6

    I remember going into my local thrift store and seeing this play on one of the TVs and being slightly scared

  • @maroona_blue
    @maroona_blue 2 года назад +15

    You should make your next review be about Encanto, I think I'd like to see your take on it!

    • @vallaby2042
      @vallaby2042 2 года назад +6

      Well the editing is easily the highlight of this channel, so just imagine all the memes he'd create when showing Abuela's greatest bitch moments!

    • @maroona_blue
      @maroona_blue 2 года назад +3

      @@vallaby2042 lol absolutely

    • @amazing7761
      @amazing7761 2 года назад +2

      He now has one uploaded!

    • @maroona_blue
      @maroona_blue 2 года назад +6

      @@amazing7761 I know- that's why I enjoy watching smaller channels. It's always nice to support them and you feel like you're actually a part fo the channel and not just one person in like 1 million

  • @acorneroftheinternet4179
    @acorneroftheinternet4179 2 года назад +4

    -wait, who the hell tried to ripoff the masterpiece that is Barbie in the Nutcracker?
    oh, nvm, it came out 3 years before it

  • @ceaslug9791
    @ceaslug9791 2 года назад +20

    9:00 “now here’s a weird scene” wait you mean to tell me this whole movie gets weirder
    *screams*

  • @v3ndali
    @v3ndali 2 года назад +4

    4:36 I CANT I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER HOLY SHIT 😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dragonofyarn
    @Dragonofyarn 2 года назад +4

    The fact that Marie and her brother are voiced by Jimmy Neutron makes this 1000x better

  • @absolutelydegenerate1900
    @absolutelydegenerate1900 Год назад +1

    I clicked on this thinking it was the Barbie nutcracker movie. I’m not disappointed

  • @liam74015
    @liam74015 2 года назад +4

    I have a feeling the algorithm gods are gonna bless you soon and to be honest, it would be well deserved.

  • @CartoonsEveryone
    @CartoonsEveryone 2 года назад +5

    I actually had this on VHS as a kid, didn't really watch it that much.

  • @c.lineofficial
    @c.lineofficial 2 года назад +1

    3:46 I've seen the video that says that 😬😬😬

  • @adam.n-steve
    @adam.n-steve 2 года назад +2

    This is basically budget Barbie and the Nutcracker

  • @laranovelletto8694
    @laranovelletto8694 2 года назад +5

    This chanel is underrated, keep up my dude

  • @beyzakchn
    @beyzakchn Год назад +1

    this movie completely looks like a parody of the barbie nutcracker movie if i remember right the plot is nearly tye same

    • @Unknown_definitely
      @Unknown_definitely 11 месяцев назад +2

      Exactly what I was thinking this entire video

  • @midnightmakesart
    @midnightmakesart 2 года назад +5

    I swear I've never seen this movie, but it somehow looks familiar
    I hate it.

  • @justforfunentertainment7076
    @justforfunentertainment7076 2 года назад +3

    I'd love to see a Klaus review this Christmas, it's a really good movie.

  • @macaronii8318
    @macaronii8318 2 года назад +2

    15:37
    I don't think that's his stomach

  • @oksure4089
    @oksure4089 2 года назад +3

    1 thousand subs? I was only gone for 10 years, great job Beannie:D

  • @Magnetismosis
    @Magnetismosis 2 года назад +1

    The studios explanation just MaGIc YyaYaay

  • @mr.puppymustache3860
    @mr.puppymustache3860 Год назад +1

    I gotta say, I like watching movies with this old animation style. I don’t know reminds me about childhood.

  • @roundface9868
    @roundface9868 2 года назад +5

    Bro you to funny for RUclips my guy keep up the good work:D

  • @_._._._lilith_._._._4658
    @_._._._lilith_._._._4658 Год назад +1

    Same reaction finn 😂😂

  • @fairysgr8195
    @fairysgr8195 2 года назад +1

    THE WHOLE I WAS LIKE THIS MOVIE MAKES NO SENSE THIS IS SO UNNECESSARY 😭😭😭😭

  • @LifeProjX
    @LifeProjX 2 года назад +1

    8:09
    "You mean to tell me that an actual human being was genuinely in love with a 7 inch toy?"
    Biggest missed opportunity for a joke....EVER! haha

  • @Kristimilaa
    @Kristimilaa 2 года назад +8

    Funniest one yet, keep it up!

  • @creativekitsune1298
    @creativekitsune1298 2 года назад +3

    This was one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my entire life. Thank you so much. It made my day.

  • @justkay233
    @justkay233 2 года назад +1

    that asparagus looks creepily like a walmart brand archibald and i'm scared

  • @thatonecatman3743
    @thatonecatman3743 2 года назад +3

    There was this 2D nutcracker movie I saw once, and I get that they're all remakes of the same story but it was almost exactly the same!

  • @eye41see92
    @eye41see92 2 года назад +3

    WHY AR YOU SO UNDERRATED

  • @lunacelesteanderson
    @lunacelesteanderson 2 года назад +4

    i'm so confused how this channel doesn't have well over 5 million subscribers... and also so glad i'm here well before it reaches that number 😈😈😈 (

  • @chloecarmack5478
    @chloecarmack5478 2 года назад +2

    Hysterical commentary as usual!! Keep up the good work 💙

  • @cyberdyll
    @cyberdyll 2 года назад +2

    Super underrated channel bro. Love you content already.

    • @cyberdyll
      @cyberdyll 2 года назад

      And your humor lol

  • @TopHat2375
    @TopHat2375 2 года назад +12

    Bruh your so underrated. This is hilarious and your editing is great

  • @valeriopastore7310
    @valeriopastore7310 Год назад

    I only know that during this video my poor brain screamed out to the Heavens "WTF?!?!" and then went flatline.

  • @CelestialYT.
    @CelestialYT. 2 года назад +4

    As soon as I saw the animation I was like nope They are very bad and animating

  • @masterseal0418
    @masterseal0418 2 года назад +5

    "We come from the N U T."

  • @luzperras728
    @luzperras728 2 года назад +7

    Merry Christmas 🎄 thanks for the laugh 😂

  • @Entropiccthyarlotep6141
    @Entropiccthyarlotep6141 2 года назад

    I FAINTLY remember watching this when I was really really young-

  • @audreyeggroll7857
    @audreyeggroll7857 2 года назад +1

    He’ll never be my nutcracker my heart belongs to the Barbie Prince Eric

  • @silentrobin9234
    @silentrobin9234 2 года назад +1

    okay i know this might be really unpopular but i loved Reginalds opening song

  • @samankavoosi9594
    @samankavoosi9594 2 года назад +2

    That uncle's name sounds like a dinosaur's name

  • @CinnamonGrrlErin1
    @CinnamonGrrlErin1 2 года назад +1

    For a 1999 tv movie, it could be a lot worse. On a scale of "Video Brinquedo" to "Pixar," I'd put this solidly in the Veggietales tier. There's a surprising amount of recognizable names in the cast too.

  • @Hinatachan360
    @Hinatachan360 2 года назад

    Oh Lordy, the VA for the Nutcracker Prince is Cam Clark, aka the voice of Leonardo from TMNT in the 80s. 😆😆😆

  • @rosedrawsstuff
    @rosedrawsstuff 2 года назад

    I subscribed when you had at least 910 subscribers. I come back, and see you have over 2.9K+. Hope to see you hit 10K+ in 2022!

  • @itzel1942
    @itzel1942 2 года назад

    ZAMN 😍 DID YOU SEE THE DUMPY ON THE PRINCE AT THE END 😍😍😍 SNIFFED MY SCREEN

  • @BigFanOfManyThings
    @BigFanOfManyThings Год назад +1

    This movie makes the Barbie version look like Frozen!

  • @cheterry17
    @cheterry17 2 года назад +5

    welp this is a bad movie

  • @RubykonCubes3668
    @RubykonCubes3668 2 года назад +1

    Well fun fact for you, in Poland, this movie aired on tv more than once. XDD Hence why i got to see it on about every christmas when i was younger. I recently got to rewatch this movie thanks to yt, and to be fair, even as an adult, i can't help but enjoy this movie. It's a fever dream and it's outrageousely chaotic yeah, but it's definitly the whackiness and the cheesy humour that does it for me.

  • @c.p.7373
    @c.p.7373 2 года назад

    Keep these video up, super funny

  • @tortugitaazul5084
    @tortugitaazul5084 2 года назад +4

    Love this video got me some laughs XD

  • @DoodleFoxxy
    @DoodleFoxxy 2 года назад

    I would love to see this guys review on Roadside Romeo

  • @ragnarlion9008
    @ragnarlion9008 2 года назад +6

    11:38 caught me so off guard 😭

  • @Waddledeezem
    @Waddledeezem 2 года назад +1

    f in the chat for grandpa nu- oh wait

  • @Dancing_One-One
    @Dancing_One-One 2 года назад +1

    POV: U actually watched this as a child... :(

  • @kellymacias7340
    @kellymacias7340 2 года назад +1

    This is a Barbie in the Nutcracker, but degraded because they can never be Barbie...

  • @arby9768
    @arby9768 2 года назад +3

    Please review Encanto

  • @caty2428
    @caty2428 2 года назад +2

    Veggie tales rejects

  • @171QA
    @171QA 2 года назад +2

    The Nutcracker Prince this ain’t.

  • @DogoBweadz
    @DogoBweadz 2 года назад

    idk how you dont have more subs. Cant wait until one of your videos blow up and you get the views you deserve.

  • @Thatoneblackspderman
    @Thatoneblackspderman 2 года назад +1

    I forgot the name of the movie halfway through

  • @madamkoifish
    @madamkoifish 2 года назад

    I use to own the vhs when I was a kid but damn I didn’t pay attention how whiny Marie was. I wonder why they changed her name though.

  • @J05HY237
    @J05HY237 2 года назад +1

    This movie is so trashy and boring I got bored of watching this

  • @oceantamang3635
    @oceantamang3635 2 года назад

    13: 28 this mouse looks like it wants to marry the other mouse more then the girl

  • @ShadeShaadent
    @ShadeShaadent Год назад

    Bro I remember this movie from my childhood

  • @lymaryyyyy
    @lymaryyyyy 2 года назад

    omg i've actually saw this movie at the tv as i was little! its...even worse than i remember...

  • @jenniferbrown9567
    @jenniferbrown9567 2 года назад +2

    This is the Susiest movie I have ever seen

  • @j-j8984
    @j-j8984 2 года назад

    It's like a barbie movie that got inspired by Flushed Away, while being on meth

  • @kitsunegaming87
    @kitsunegaming87 9 месяцев назад

    13:47 I think those 2 rats are a couple. Let’s be real with ourselves.

  • @HuntedFalconer
    @HuntedFalconer 2 года назад

    This is a Barbie and the nutcracker knock-off with a weird twist

  • @l0velycry452
    @l0velycry452 2 года назад +15

    U deserve more subscribers, I love your style of commentary and humor. Allow me to casually binge all your videos~

  • @mr.puppymustache3860
    @mr.puppymustache3860 Год назад

    I mean a lot of woman fall in love with 7 inch toys if you catch my drift

  • @malakart1930
    @malakart1930 2 года назад +2

    Encanto?

  • @Dunking-lf1wj
    @Dunking-lf1wj 2 года назад

    Stell Not as bad as Nutcracker the untold story

  • @Dunking-lf1wj
    @Dunking-lf1wj 2 года назад

    Dude I think this is the third level of Hell Christmas specials and nutcracker in 3-D it is level nine I haven’t found anything on mobile 10 yet but The Christmas tree

  • @Spacechild1018
    @Spacechild1018 2 года назад

    When I first saw this movie back when I was little I thought this was just OK but now I realize this is terrible I thought this was part of some Musil do my hair but I realize no it isn’t

  • @safabelied407
    @safabelied407 2 года назад

    I think you should see the bad guys

  • @clara9163
    @clara9163 2 года назад

    K but like the voice actor of Marie sounds like maya from oki oki glitter force
    Who was also a horribly written character
    Makes sense

  • @devoteddarkuss
    @devoteddarkuss 2 года назад +2

    11/10 movie tbh

  • @realpaperstarzz
    @realpaperstarzz 2 года назад

    I mean... its not that far off... the nutcracker is a weird ballet

  • @slimeboi9482
    @slimeboi9482 2 года назад +1

    I think you can improve a if you animate your characters in some parts and not just post your characters on the screen in majority, I like this style but some emotions of the video cannot express just with a image , and the animation can really help you to express in that parts