@@alexandsimba Will only described it vaguely but she received medical news that required him to go home and spend time with family for an indeterminate amount of time.
I LOVE the idea of Austin solemnly describing his gayest experiences in excruciating detail trying to get sympathy from a group of people in gay conversion therapy LMFAOO
QT putting her gum in her water due to being trapped in a tiny room by a huge table, a giant Turkish man, two Australians, a chaotic gay tiktoker, Marche, and a dog on her period is unhinged but completely understandable 🤣
I love it when Hasan interacts with other Balkan socialists I want to see Stavy with Aleksa both on the pod with him so that we can get a true 3-way Balkan experience.
i saw a post that said something like, “toothpaste was 7.99 so i just stole it cause of how disrespectful it was for them to ask for that price” and i think that’s how stealing should work with chain stores.
I mean, they are stealing from you by paying you only a portion of your work's real value, so it's only fair. The only problem is, it is hard to steal enough from your employer to make up the difference, unless you work with diamonds specifically.
Hello, where are you? You are triggering my parasocial anxiety by not posting this week. I need my fix of my favorite right-wing streamer, feux-gay, and the woman they interrupt
For those wondering about the Churchill quote about Palestine as I was, Hasan was only paraphrasing here. Churchill's actual quote is even grosser and more racist: "I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place."
Surely getting fired isn’t the only thing that would happen tho right? They will certainly press charges and all that. The trick is to make sure they never find out lol
@@DoomETmetal94 no charges. I stole thousands. What helped me Is that the manager was really bad at their job so inventory was abysmally horrible and they had no way to track how much they were making lol. I definitely took advantage of that. Don’t try it somewhere where they have their shit together though you WILL get charged
Back to back banger episodes I do hope QT teasing the presentation means she will sneak in the Chappelle Roan dissertation next week. Seems like something Samwitch could tag in on too.
I love how predictable this podcast is it's comfy. Hasan is tired, QT does something out of pocket, Austin says something out of touch but somehow relatable. Great stuff.
“Milwaukee is in Wisconsin and Memphis is in Tennessee they are close together surely you can just loop around” Maps: estimated drive 8 hours and 45 minutes.
Usually I’m a QT Stan but seeing Hasan’s genuine excitement misconstrued as sarcasm is just like me fr. Some people just can’t express their emotions the ‘correct’ way. I’m gay and British and my voice sounds like perfidy incarnate.
Sending out good energy to Will's mom. I'm glad he is spending her time with her right now.
What happened?
@@alexandsimba Will only described it vaguely but she received medical news that required him to go home and spend time with family for an indeterminate amount of time.
Just got back from my Grandmas burial. Always take time to see family.
@@moss_yt Oh. Thanks for info.
No doubt...
Austin saying in the same episode that he’s a good driver, while also admitting to swerving for road head, is iconic
if you say you're a good driver you're definitely not a good driver lmao
@@Ar1AnX1x REAL AF💀 THANK YOU
Pretty sure he was joking as a call back to the conversation about him swerving tbh
A man of many contradictions
A full-time gay icon
We stan
Pride month ends: Austin disappears from the thumbnail
no more DEI hire
and gets sent to conversion therapy
They get one month, that was the deal
i think its safe to say that whoever is missing from the thumbnail was the latest to the podcast
Hasan has been watching to much ben shapiro...and it's rubbing off
I LOVE the idea of Austin solemnly describing his gayest experiences in excruciating detail trying to get sympathy from a group of people in gay conversion therapy LMFAOO
He's topping, how excruciating can the details be
Then he recommends everyone gets into a bathtub
This is such a great idea 😂😂
@@spyrex9986I mean…a brown disaster?
@@ilikeaple If they get offended by poop, they don't love the lord's creation in its entirety.
Qt's face for the entire conversation about theft was pure comedic gold lmao.
it’s giving Aussie crime
41:18 The moment QT finally snaps on Fear&. It was only a matter of time.😂
That was so unhinged.
Tbh i think she'd already snapped in the first minute when she just randomly decided to put her used chewing gum into her waterbottle.
@@homunculusgrey2921and so real
her energy was so unhinged this episode i loved it
@@homunculusgrey2921 my queen
QT in the middle is such a different energy and I'm here for it
Now that's someone who knows how to middle!
QT putting her gum in her water due to being trapped in a tiny room by a huge table, a giant Turkish man, two Australians, a chaotic gay tiktoker, Marche, and a dog on her period is unhinged but completely understandable 🤣
I was so excited to read this right before the time and the screaming and pink pony club rendition exceeded my anticipations
And the Australians are giants too 😂
I love it when Hasan interacts with other Balkan socialists I want to see Stavy with Aleksa both on the pod with him so that we can get a true 3-way Balkan experience.
a 3 what now
Rip tito you would have loved the pod
The conversion therapy video sounds like the greatest video idea ever
Oahuh. I
shhh
I want it so bad
i really love whenever hasan has aleksa & alex on, immaculate vibes
Too much hotness
My job withheld tips and I took it back ten fold from the register lmao
Turnabout is a fair play.
o7
That's just taking back what is yours!
based
just some punitive and compensatory damages (+interest)
i saw a post that said something like, “toothpaste was 7.99 so i just stole it cause of how disrespectful it was for them to ask for that price” and i think that’s how stealing should work with chain stores.
QT lookin beautiful and natural as always
And dry.
For real she’s been looking great recently
@@MattyCamp9872 Think she's just been less stressed for once and actually dressing nice/doing makeup
@@lysolmax love that for her
My streamer is so natural
You are obligated to steal from your employer! Good job Alex²!!
If my past employers are here, I liked this as a joke
if my past employers are here, i liked this seriously
if my mom is here, i'm sorry but haribo was a necessity mom.
I mean, they are stealing from you by paying you only a portion of your work's real value, so it's only fair.
The only problem is, it is hard to steal enough from your employer to make up the difference, unless you work with diamonds specifically.
@@azpont7275I would argue that diamonds are the hardest to steal
Austin's initial "GAY MAN?" comment brought me back to RuPaul on Jimmy Fallon "A DRAG QUEEN????"
QT finally snapping is the best moment and was fucking awesome
It was SO Dee from Always Sunny coded
QT giving us the female representation that we need
QT's reaction during their fun crime talk is iconic, slay
She’s like who tf am I sitting next to
Qt spitting on Hasan is iconic
qt saying austin is texting in his head got me
QT SPITTING WATER AT HASAN I'M IN TEARS
REVERSE THE ROLES. WHAT IF A MAN SPITS ON A WOMAN LIKE THIS?
QT putting her gum in her water and no one saying anything but Alex’s face 😂😂
Ok no one said anything for 40 minutes
Austin left out the thumbnail again😂
He was prob not content with how he looked on camera so he decided to just step out
Homophobia!
Pride month is over, hes back in the cage
omg i’m so glad he was here at least i thought it was QT and hasan again
Sorry, the gay couple filled the Gay thumbnail quota
Got a Patreon subscription last time these boys were on for the double ep. Now I get another one in just a couple months. Viva La Fear&
wait recorded Sunday night?! Great job keeping a Monday morning schedule Marche/editor, awesome turnaround!
they do that to Marche so often lmao 😭
The guy sitting next to qt has such a hot voice
He’s also just HOT.
lmao that's ididathing
lmaooo that's hasanabi
both are @@olivr_wtf
lmaoo that's Ludwig under the table
Austin's "First Impression" story unironically brought me to my knees in laughter. Impeccable delivery.
Validating to hear another brother out there appreciates QT the way I do, too bad we gonna have to fight
So true, she is so perfect.. and she doesn't know 🤯... what trauma can do to a person 😢
Lmao, I feel like every time I hear a new story from the Aussie boys, it's just more insane unhinged stuff they've done
Australia is really living up to that penal colony rep
Thank you so much for introducing me to these Aussie guys, they are doing amazing things!
"It's like the worm in tequila" made me laugh embarrassingly loud at my quiet office job 🙂
Growing up is realizing AustinShow actually carries Fear&
"tennessee is near wisconsin" AintNoWay
And they're near Chicago, Chicago.
thank you for being a straight ally, austin
Hello, where are you? You are triggering my parasocial anxiety by not posting this week. I need my fix of my favorite right-wing streamer, feux-gay, and the woman they interrupt
Hasan says the episode got demonetised
I fell in love when he said he stole 3000 dollars that ls so funny. I don’t recommend doing it but
1:18 the absolute devestation on alex's face and his desperation to see others also taken aback
18:55 I love QT and Hasan looking at each other like “should we stop this or-“
finally some gay representation on the thumbnail ❤
yeah, Austin is straight. idk why ppl act like he isn't 😡
why do alex and aleksa admit to new crimes in every podcast they go on 😭
"Hey, I'm a good looking guy in Australia!"
lmao
egyptian woman here, AUSTIN'S ACCENT WAS CRAZY LMAOOOOOOO like where did that even come from
CHAD CHAD MENTIONED LETS GO
I love her 😊
Lmfao when qt spit on hasan
QT is beautiful and perfect glad the world is acknowledging
I know it's a joke, but it kills me when QT says Nathan for you hotdog eating contest
QT looks so amazing, we love when she flaunts her mexican heritage like with that gum in water = tequila worm
Making her abuela proud
She is our Latina queen 💯
Casually admitting (allegedly) to a felony like a fun, tame pastime is hilarious.
Aussie boys: we have committed multiple felonies that could get us jail time
Hasan: i stole a candy when i was a child
CROATIA MENTIONED AAAARGHHH 🦅🦅🦅🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🦅🇭🇷🇭🇷🦅🦅🇭🇷🇭🇷
Hasan said that the new episode got demonetized
Omg. The look on Cuties face at 45:02 when Austin starts in on his insane strip club behavior is absolutely killing me.
“Is Memphis near Milwaukee?”
Good lord.
australians are a different kind of breed bro they are mutant brits (in a good way)
Im glad, now that now June is over they are finally cutting Austin from the thumbnail.
HAHAHAHA “I’ve got suitors” * flips wrist* that was iconic and she is 80% of the reason I watch this podcast lol she made the whole hour with that
For those wondering about the Churchill quote about Palestine as I was, Hasan was only paraphrasing here. Churchill's actual quote is even grosser and more racist: "I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place."
what the fuck
No preview for the patreon! We peasants want a glimpse of it
Bro lost to ludwig 😂😂😂
As an Australian Serb I’m loving the representation from Alexa thank god
I am a short Serb tho- guess my tall ancestors were kidnapped
How can you be a serb and write aleksa wrong as bosnian serbs im dissapointent in you. (im kidding obviously)
@@tomgu2285 I had migraine all day + bad brain
Saying Memphis and Milwaukee are close is absolutely wild. For reference, it's a 9 and a half hour drive 🤣
Loving this warm filter/lighting
19:58 god damn that side eye from Alexa was fucking phenomenal
I did the same thing Alex did but at a subway. You can steal as much as you want as long as you don’t care about keeping the job long term.
Surely getting fired isn’t the only thing that would happen tho right? They will certainly press charges and all that. The trick is to make sure they never find out lol
@@DoomETmetal94 no charges. I stole thousands. What helped me Is that the manager was really bad at their job so inventory was abysmally horrible and they had no way to track how much they were making lol. I definitely took advantage of that.
Don’t try it somewhere where they have their shit together though you WILL get charged
The level of anger in QT's face when hasan guessed mariah carey was priceless
Fear&Crime let’s gooo
Back to back banger episodes
I do hope QT teasing the presentation means she will sneak in the Chappelle Roan dissertation next week. Seems like something Samwitch could tag in on too.
41:15 Hassan doesn't listen to women and still gets the Hawk Tuah 😭😭😭😭
LMAO. Throwback "he can't keep getting away with it" 🤣🤣🤣
As someone who lives halfway between Milwaukee and Memphis they are indeed very close to each other. Honestly they're almost the same city
Holy shit QT raising her voice was unnerving.
the way Austin said "devşirme" was so effortlessly perfect OMG!!!
The thing hasan was talking about “the little plastic coins” are called Pogs and thats what the emotes PogChamp Pog and POGGERS originated from
It's Tazos where I live... very close to what he said.
It originated from a drink called POG that stood for papaya, orange, guava that had the little pogs in the cap originally
we love australia
Nah qt spitting water on hasan was peak 😂
29:30 Austin casually sniffing a asbestos filter.
I love how predictable this podcast is it's comfy. Hasan is tired, QT does something out of pocket, Austin says something out of touch but somehow relatable. Great stuff.
Austin lowkey giving llama Kuzco
BOY BOY MY FAVOURITE BOIS
27:35 Austin with an absolutely devastating intellectual judo flip
The color balance looks different
looks a lot more saturated imo
It’s that Aussie tan
No Will Neff, but we got the Aussie boys will watch till the end.
33:59 lol there are 4 states between Tennessee and Wisconsin, but I love the spirit
‘What have you stolen?’ Hearts, babee. They blowin my phone up like I’m face-blind in the club (lmao). Great ep as always guys, hearts all around!
Guys PLS don’t admit to crimes and incriminate yourselves online 😭
“Milwaukee is in Wisconsin and Memphis is in Tennessee they are close together surely you can just loop around”
Maps: estimated drive 8 hours and 45 minutes.
Yeah my wife and I just drove from Wisconsin to Florida and it was 9 hours just to Nashville on Friday lol
I’m part of the Boy boy 9% and I’m proud. My fav gay commies
the boys just casually admitting to crimes on the main episodes as if they admit to it in another country, it doesn't count lmao
austin just straight sniffing the asbestos
Yes love these Australians
Qt looks so good today. I wish we got to see the full romper fit it seems cute
Really helping our criminal stereotype fellas.
LOL
Now way Austin ate that entire cookie in one bite like that wth
after a long tiring workday, i loved this episode
So we just posting the episode whenever now? i had a routine dammit!
theyre demonitising fear& episode for the past 3-4 weeks thats why they're posting irregulary
@@abdulrashid6266 thanks for the heads up
QT looks so lovely this week ngl
I want to see QT's slideshow next week with Alex and Aleksa's reactions, too!
I've got mad "why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?" energy for the cod shirt in the thumbnail big dawg.
Usually I’m a QT Stan but seeing Hasan’s genuine excitement misconstrued as sarcasm is just like me fr.
Some people just can’t express their emotions the ‘correct’ way. I’m gay and British and my voice sounds like perfidy incarnate.