Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rolf's best lines
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- Опубликовано: 31 авг 2021
- Rolf always had a way with words, even if they didn't make sense or you couldn't understand them. I compiled some memorable lines said by Rolf from the show.
*Episodes where Rolf said a certain line are listed in the video. 
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"Your Garden is over-grown and your cucumbers are soft!" -Rolf
We all know what he was talking about
I’ve didn’t know what that meant as a kid but if you did…
You’ve seen too many things as a kid
It means: ur area is too hair, and, your man thing is too soft :D
I love how Rolf was normally nice to the Eds, but then there were times he just had it with them.
He’s that one heartwarming, welcoming person of the group until provoked 🤣
@@BasedMigzhe really was. Rolf was one of those characters where he was cool with you until he felt you crossed the line; like the time Eddy made fun of his sea cucumber balls he took it extremely personal and rightfully so because Eddy showed ZERO empathy or compassion towards his feelings. But then again, I feel like Cul-De-Sac kids actually like Double D but not when he’s with Ed or Eddy because Eddy’s a bad influence on not just DD but also Ed; hence another reason why Sarah never got along with Eddy.
THE BURDEN OF HOSPITALITY IS TOO GREAT FOR ROLF!!!
Then immediately cuts to the next scene and the eds are still disrespectful of his property…honestly I don’t blame rolf for that one at all the eds, even double d was uncharacteristically disrespectful to rolf and his courtesy that episode.
@@TheGreatSalsaMan what I still can’t understand is why did DD and Eddy move in with Ed? It was just Ed that was on the move not DD or Eddy. Rolf got his revenge as he always does believe it or not
@@ZackAttack1295eddy is the worst person to be friends with
0:54 “I was born to be wild, but the cage was too small.”
Most memorable quote from Rolf!
Let me tell you I just spent the last ten minutes dying choking on popcorn unable to breathe because that line caught me off guard it was so damn funny
@jonathanrivera-wk7wy
nope
"Your garden is overgrown, and your cucumbers are soft!!"
@@charliescott859 Why do I have a feeling that’s a dirty joke?
That line could actually be badass in the right context
“Has anyone ever told you your hair resembles the backside of a chicken “ 🤣🤣🤣
💀💀💀
Rolf’s roast game is unmatched 😂
When you're a kid, you think Rolf just talks nonsense. But with a better understanding of life plus seeing more of Rolf's family customs, traditions and lifestyle, it becomes all too easy to translate his saying into at least a similar sentiment.
Pickle?
The creator, Danny himself said he doesn’t know where Rolf came from!! 😂😂😂😂
@@delix787Rolf’s customs and traditions are strange to say the least
@@delix787 Exactly, Rolf is the embodiment of Danny's experiences as a Canadian. In the words of Ed "Canadians are weird".
when I was a Child I always thought Rolf was from India
Never again will Rolf store house keys in his trouser pocket. Kills me every time 🤣
NANA! A bandage for Rolf!
@@MisterVercetti haha classic
It's honestly good advice
@@marcwhitlock5450 yes it is
I will never not be impressed at Rolf’s ability to see shoddy spot welding from a distance of 20 goats
The most underrated line of this video
That is one of if not my favorite Rolf lines, though one has to wonder how far is 20 goats? Also does he mean 20 goats lined up end to end, or staggered?
@@alexfogg381Rolf is the GOAT 😂😂😂
Best line from Rolf is in the Halloween special “ dodo ed boy tell Rolf why Rolf shouldn’t beat you mercilessly with a stick “😂😂😂
_"Do not burn a candle at both ends, as that leads to the life of a hairdresser..."_
Rolf
*_-The art of Rolf_*
I don't get it, what that mean?
@@kkdb22Who knows lmao it’s Rolf we’re talkin’ here 😂
@@kkdb22It means he shouldn't be trying to live two lives, as it only leaves you with nothing in the end.
He is a pig, so he shouldn't be trying to act like a chicken, or else he'll end up burning out twice as fast.
Confirmed. I now do hair. 🔥🕯🔥
I always took burning the candle at both ends to mean staying up all night and day.
You have broken the celery stalk on the back of a sea urchin!
What he say?
@@emmanuelharris6445 SHAKLAHA!
@@mortricia_heller7713If Danny ever made a spinoff off Ed, Edd and Eddy, Rolf better be the main 😂
Fun fact: Rolf’s voice actor (Peter Kalamis) also voiced Son Goku!
I know! He’s coming to my state’s anime convention in August and I’m excited to meet him!
Back from meeting him yesterday, such a sweetie! He made me laugh so hard yesterday.
That's right. You're not dealing with the average back-haired, immigrant, son of a shepherd anymore, Ed boys!
I'm glad I met him this year. I asked him to do the "You have vandalized Rolf's face"
And Tail Terrier from Krypto the Superdog.
2:06 kills me every time "what he say?!"
You have broken the celery stalk on the back of a sea urchin.
SHAKLAPAH!!!
SHAK NA LA!
SHALKLALAH!
That's me with most of Rolf's lines.
"Do not burn the candle at both ends..as it leads to the life of a hairdresser."
But, Rolf, I though that hairdressers were respected where you're from.
What does that mean?
@@kamentrainerhorn2073BARBERS are respected... but not hairdressers.
@@Suburban-Uniteddon't they both do hair?
rolf: you are not ed, you have cursed my raspberries to the life of salad dressing!
That took me out lmao
1:44 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Being a fan of pastries, and a freak who only eats dry salads this makes a weird bit of sense to me.
Watching this show I always loved in Ed’s story telling at 1:20 it implies that Ed understands more of what Rolf says than he understands what Edd, Kevin, or Nazz say
"Tell me lost little red cent... Have you ever experienced THE ALMIGHTY THREE SHOE BEATING?!" Proceeds to beat the shit out of a stuck quarter with three shoes Zoro style.
“Chocolate milk, Ed boy! Gather your inadequate strength and flee! In the name of blanched rhubarb!”
Even though Ed is the one telling the story, that sounds pretty spot on.
He said 'Soaked-in-milk Ed boy!'
@@Brutalyte616 He called him "white?" XD!!
@@lolstalgic9602 ...A fair and amusing assessment, but milk usually has a connotation of being associated with weakness and childishness. So he's either calling him weak, a baby, or a momma's boy.
Swissboy (From Switzerland) Ralph plays his Accordion; eats his Rubarb pies/Tends his sheep, children.
GOOD JOB ED BOYS!!!!!!! 🇨🇭
Rolf has had enough of your flap-doodle Elder one! PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A MERCILESS THRASHING!
I almost forgot about that one!
Oh come on, where's: "THE BURDEN OF HOSPITALITY IS TOO GREAT FOR ROLF .... Rolf Rolf Rolf Rolf Rolf!!!!!"
I only put in lines in the video from the show that stood out to "me"
Life has many doors Ed boy
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"are you so simple?
"It's the hat of discipline, DO YOU LIVE IN A CAVE?! All is forgiven."
I just met Rolf’s voice actor and he is super nice. He mentioned how they had to separate the voice actors because they couldn’t get through a recording without laughing so it was the Ed’s and then everyone else.
He also said in Rolf’s voice “Kamehameha, Ed boy!” And signed the “you dare mock the son of a Sheppard!” Meme
Literally the best thing I had ever seen on the internet was him doing that in Rolf’s voice
I met him too! It’s true! He is nice!
You forgot:
"Confess to your crimes, stale-end piece of white bread!"
"Must Rolf beat some sense into that overcooked noodle that you call a head!?"
"THE BURDEN OF HOSPITALITY IS TOO GREAT FOR ROLF!"
The second line is a great one, but I don't know what episode its from.
@@curtisthomas4753 A Twist of Ed
@@nils920 Thanks!
“Confess to your crimes, stale-end piece of white bread!” The one quote to describe The Last Duel.
wb "this requires the almighty 3 Shoe beating"
How could you have forgotten this one:
*“THE BURDEN OF HOSPITALITY IS TOO GREAT FOR ROLF!!!”*
0:36 One of my favorite sound effects of all time.
1:31 Never again will Rolf Store house keys in his trouser pockets
YOU HAVE BROKEN THE CELERY STALK ON THE BACK OF A SEA URCHIN!!! 😂❤
2:04 YOU HAVE BROKEN THE CELERY STALK ON THE BACK OF A SEA URCHIN!
2:08 SHAKLAHA!
“Ed boy! Why do you spoil Wilfred with this lavish monkey suit? This will lead him to pursue a life as an airline steward.”
🤣🤣🤣
Monkey suit?
(Later)
I'm a monkey
“Never again will Rolf store his house keys in his trouser pockets”
I took that lesson in for sure
“You have broken the celery back of a sea urchin” I’m crying 😂
“What did he say”?! 😂
SHAKLAHAM!!!
*BAM*
2:03 takes me out each time LMFAOO "What did he say?" xD
I'm surprised this one wasn't in here.
"Rolf WAS the son of a shepherd. NOW Rolf is the posterior of a DUCK!"
Kevin: "Dork," Rolf.
Rolf: *NO! ROLF MEANS-*
(Kevin and Rolf get smashed with something)
Growing up hearing Rolfe's lines was legendary! It's the kind of vocabulary that I wish I could use in my daily life, especially when I want to throw shade towards someone lol! XD
I mean you still can :D
@@chrischin_94
True, though I'm usually the kind of person that tends to not immediately come up with good comebacks to people (and unfortunately, it's not until later in the day when away from them that I finally come up with them). As much as I love Rolfe's vocabulary, I'm not the kind of person to use it effectively lol. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
0:42
I love how someone in sound mixing put a faint sound of a pig squealing
Even the mention of the Giant Swedish Meatball makes the pigs panic.
He talks like everything he says is lost in translation and I love it.
0:55 I was born to be wild but the cage was too small
1:15 do not burn 🔥 the candles 🕯 at both ends as it leads to a life as a hair dresser.
0:13
Rolf: "Cashese splash ishortin horton schivisin ishelogen pathen seten horton."
Eddy: “What?”
You know, no one can understand a word he just said.😅
It’s german
@@gergthegoblin No, it is not.
Ya know, I've never seen anyone type that out before. Thank you
@@gergthegoblinits more like "German-esque"...just throw in some 'Sch' sounds and your 'ie'/'ei' pairs, and end about half of the sentence's words with '-en', and the only thing youll be missing is an odd-looking moustache...
Yeah it’s like fake gibberish pretend German.
Some of Rolf’s flashbacks of his youth have some German style (he’s in the Alps, he’s wearing lederhosen and wearing a Tyrolean hat-) but also some Eastern European, some Russian and some just completely made up stuff.
This man will always be know as Legendary
It takes a lot of creativity to create a character like Rolf! 🙂
Rolf can see shoddy spot welding from a distance of twenty goats!!
It’s impossible to capture all of Rolf’s greatest lines in just two minutes. Dude is a quotable machine; the video would have to be AT LEAST half an hour.
1:02
I literally thought this was just a boogaloo meme. Oh my God. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅
1:03 Rolf Can see Shoty spot wielding From a distance of 20 goats
There's something about Wilfred's smile that makes me feel peaceful 😌
I’m glad people still recognize the comedic henhouse that was Rolf
"Rolf too yearns the simple life as a noodle-head" is one I find myself quoting increasingly frequently in this world full of noodle-heads.
"You have broken the celery stock on the back of a sea urchin!"
"You have broken this celery stock off the back of a sea urchin!" That is my favorite line
rolf carrying wilfred the pig is pure perfect at 1:15 LOL
0:58 I think this is actually the best of Rolf’s moments. It shows that even though he’s clueless and weird, he knows what he is doing
“Ed boy, have you been drinking milk from a rusty bucket?”
It is violation of the Geneva Convention this man didn’t get his own spin-off
0:11 This has never failed to make me bust out laughing since I first saw this episode
What?
Ww2
lol One of the best characters from the show. Also hilarious how he said Jimmy’s hair looks like the backside of a chicken. I remember ed on the game said Kevin had a shovel chin as well.😂
I wouldn't mind having a beer or 2 with Rolf.
Rolf prob drinks stuff that would degrease a sludged engine.
The writing team had some creative minds to come up with these.
The way he measures distance in goats lmao 🤣
Rolf can spot shoddy spot welding at the distance of twenty goats. That shit had me in stitches 😂😂😂
"Have you stripped the thread of a screw?"
That's one is really clever. Lol
Conserve your strength, Kevin, as you will need it for the Ed-boy thrashing😂😂
“Rolf can see shoddy spot welding from a distance of 20 goats”
"Kevin! The weight of the bananas are crushing Rolf's apples!"- Rolf
I love Rolf so much, he's my favorite character besides the Eds.
"Never again will Rolf store house keys in his trouser pocket." OUCH!
You can’t just leave out the three shoe beating like that
"Life has many doors, Ed-boy!"
"Many doors, yes? Too much for couch potato Ed-boys like yourselves."
My favorite line of his is simply
"My patience is thin, and your head is fat!"
“I was born to be wild, but the cage was too small”
I came back to my hometown and took up my old job in a barn with a bunch of animals. I feel a kinship with Rolf, a farmer in the middle of suburbia.
The honor of Rolf's ancestors has been avenged. Thank you!
"Do not burn the candle at both ends! For it leads to the life of a hairdresser." That was a good one! Leave it to Rolf!
I like what Kevin said in one episode. "This show needs subtitles."
I never really understood what Rolf was actually saying or what he meant when I was growing up, but, even to this day, he does come up with the best lines.
I like how Rolf was just a bunch of random Eastern European nationalities all mashed together into one person.
I love Eddy's genuine confusion in the last one.
"Rolf has seen this meatball, it stalks Wilfred at night."
- Rolf the son of a Shephard -
"Conserve your strength Kevin, for you will need it for the Ed Boy thrashing."
I started playing Control, and I could only think of the Janitor being a grown up Rolf.
Best side character
"you have broken the celery stalk on the back of a sea urchin!"
2:07 I laughed so hard when Eddy didn't know what Rolf said 🤣😂
Eddy taught me more about economics and government than anybody else.
YOU HAVE BROKEN THE CELERY STOCK ON THE BACK OF THE SEA URCHIN!
I'm surprised you didn't add my favorite line "the Hat of Discipline DO YOU LIVE IN A CAVE!!!!
Rolf could easily defeat Thanos. He cannot defeat the son of a shepherd.
1:36 Close the curtain is it is colder than my Nanos wooden leg
One of my favorite cartoon show
This dude is funny as hell especially when I was a kid.
Oh and there's: "Have you Ed boys been drinking milk from a rusty bucket?!"
and: "Has a truck backed up on your freshly paved driveway?"
Ed, Edd & Eddy the absolute best character's of all time. Every character is unique and hilarious. All time favorite cartoon and I'm a old man.
1:48 excuse me, an imposter with a what? 😂
Imposter with tiny feet
Tiny feet.
Tiny feet buat I heard some diffrence
1:36
"CLOSE THE CURTAIN AS IT IS COLDER THAN MY NANA'S WOODEN LEG!" XD
🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:40 Eddy: Hey, will ya quit doing that?! Check out what a great job we did. Julienned and ready to fry.
Oh there are so...SO many more. Peter Kelemis is a gift to us all.
"May the fleas from your cow inflame your rhubarb!!"
1:15 "Do not burn the candle at both ends, as it leads to the life of a hairdresser."
Oh, Rolf.😂
I could imagine Gary the school bully in that Dexter's laboratory episode accent you hate confronting Rolf over his funny accent and Rolf unlike Dexter, Lucky and Pierre stands up to him:
Gary: You know kid. You have a funny accent and I hate kids with funny accents!
Rolf: Rolf will not be spoken to like that, you big oaf for a boy!
*YOU HAVE CURSED MY RASPBERRIES TO THE LIFE OF SALAD DRESSING! IMPOSTER WITH TINY FEET!*
Ed: Half eaten pretzel bagel breaks rock?
Rolf: MUST ROLF BEAT SOME SENSE INTO THAT OVERCOOKED NOODLE THAT YOU CALL A HEAD?
"The onion of agony soil your Macaroon!"
1:44 You are not Ed! You have cursed my raspberries to the life of salad dressing!
How could you forget "The Hospitality is too great for Rolf" lol