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  • @GamesGoneBy
    @GamesGoneBy 6 месяцев назад +212

    "Men = short hair, women = long hair." Sir, have you seen a lion?

    • @yokaipinata1416
      @yokaipinata1416 6 месяцев назад +36

      Or picked up a history book.

    • @aabrightlove
      @aabrightlove 6 месяцев назад +15

      ooo ooo do you know about the trans lions?? Spoiler: there are trans lions

    • @superhedgehog6447
      @superhedgehog6447 6 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@aabrightlove Wait, are you joking or not?
      Had no idea there was any trans lion if that's true

    • @aabrightlove
      @aabrightlove 6 месяцев назад

      @@superhedgehog6447 I'm serious! There are female lions that act like male lions and even grow manes! Don't take my word for it; look into it yourself

    • @aabrightlove
      @aabrightlove 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@superhedgehog6447 not sure what happened to my earlier comment but yeah I'm serious! Don't take my word for it, you can look up the trans lionesses yourself. Legit female lions that act like male lions and even grow hecking manes. Actual nature, conservatives get bent lol

  • @kalliamazing
    @kalliamazing 6 месяцев назад +72

    And here I am, a "middle aged" woman, running my own business AND getting groceries and cooking meals every darn day. So much masculine energy. These people are wild.

    • @minachernobog
      @minachernobog 6 месяцев назад +3

      Oh, same. Although I just turned 33, and my business is translation/writing. Going to the grocery store is my little walk and social activity of the day 😂

    • @kalliamazing
      @kalliamazing 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@minachernobog I love going to the grocery store for a little walk about!

    • @minachernobog
      @minachernobog 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@kalliamazing I personally don't like to walk around aimlessly. But also I live alone, if I don't do my shopping nobody else will.

  • @Tim85-y2q
    @Tim85-y2q 6 месяцев назад +95

    As a man it honestly offends me how many people are out there who seem to equate masculinity with the most blockheaded behaviors imaginable.

    • @feevrdreams
      @feevrdreams 6 месяцев назад

      As a man, I agree with you man. How these meatheads still have these mindset baffles me

  • @QuinnBuckland
    @QuinnBuckland 6 месяцев назад +222

    The number of women I've seen express their love for Danny DeVito tells me that it's not about looks, it's about vibes.

    • @oculttheexegaming2509
      @oculttheexegaming2509 6 месяцев назад +32

      Danny DeVito is legendary.

    • @QuinnBuckland
      @QuinnBuckland 6 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@oculttheexegaming2509 No arguments here.

    • @Hana_H
      @Hana_H 6 месяцев назад +6

      This applies to men like Käärijä too

    • @wrantingwriter2921
      @wrantingwriter2921 6 месяцев назад +2

      True that

    • @NayvieNoir
      @NayvieNoir 6 месяцев назад +14

      Exactly. Jack Black, anyone?

  • @Loxalair
    @Loxalair 6 месяцев назад +103

    If football culture dies because of Taylor Swift I might actually have to start listening to her music

    • @gloomy_glamour
      @gloomy_glamour 6 месяцев назад +18

      I like her music but if that happens I'll be amazed

    • @Matty002
      @Matty002 6 месяцев назад +7

      it would be a miracle that would deem worship acceptable to

  • @RPGLover87
    @RPGLover87 6 месяцев назад +400

    Right from the start "Fellas Is it Gay to *Insert?*" is a brilliant line. Not sure if the wordplay was intentional but it was funny.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 6 месяцев назад

      My farts are better than The Queer Kiwi's farts.

    • @sabre_phoenix5996
      @sabre_phoenix5996 6 месяцев назад +12

      I came here to say this lol

    • @obcorc
      @obcorc 6 месяцев назад +33

      I was about to say, "well, depending on you're inserting, this is one of the few times the answer *might* just be yes.

    • @johngotcash
      @johngotcash 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@sabre_phoenix5996you don’t have to be that excited

    • @ChaosTheoriesLuxe
      @ChaosTheoriesLuxe 6 месяцев назад +13

      And experimenting doesn't mean you're gay. I've met one person who has experimented with the same sex. He said it wasn't for him. He scored dead lowest on the Kinzy scale. Pretty much 100% heterosexual. He was the ONLY person I have ever met to score a 0 on the Kinzy scale.

  • @Prickly_Cactus_1993
    @Prickly_Cactus_1993 6 месяцев назад +460

    To anyone struggling, I know you're tired, you're fed up and you're also close to breaking but there is strength within you.. even when you feel weak.. Keep Fighting! You got it ...I know you can do it, I believe in you and you can do anything you set your mind too.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 6 месяцев назад

      My farts are better than The Queer Kiwi's farts.

    • @Aal-2447
      @Aal-2447 6 месяцев назад +7

      💪🏻♥️

    • @SarastistheSerpent
      @SarastistheSerpent 6 месяцев назад +7

      💜

    • @ShadowTalon--83
      @ShadowTalon--83 6 месяцев назад +15

      I needed to hear this today ❤

    • @fading_ashes
      @fading_ashes 6 месяцев назад +1

      You deserve only the best. You literally deserve every single good thing you can think of. I love you🩷 /nr

  • @commandercorl1544
    @commandercorl1544 6 месяцев назад +81

    10:00 This, combined with the mention of owning a business, 100% imply that this guy is way too wealthy and frankly too lazy to bother cooking. "Just hire someone to cook for you" has the same energy as "just buy a house".

    • @HansMuneEnBy
      @HansMuneEnBy 6 месяцев назад

      I hate the word business because of these men... I want to criminalize that word and remove it from all languages.

    • @yuno555gasai5
      @yuno555gasai5 6 месяцев назад +1

      This guy’s name was Kuba it’s a shortcut from polish name Jakub. I don’t know anyone in Poland who makes that much to hire a cook. As a lawyer I must say that working in a office can make you similar amount to judges in some lower chamber… Economy here is crazy rn.

    • @HansMuneEnBy
      @HansMuneEnBy 6 месяцев назад

      C4pltali5t brain... a genuine epidemic.

    • @SeanHartnett-t8c
      @SeanHartnett-t8c 6 месяцев назад

      @@yuno555gasai5 ofrice jobs pay that much

  • @baileyb123bb
    @baileyb123bb 6 месяцев назад +29

    "Just hire a chef or get a woman"
    The woman is his mom....

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 6 месяцев назад +8

      Also, what if your job is _being a chef?_ The you _have to_ go grocery shopping and make all those decisions to grow your business.

  • @aBombinaBubble
    @aBombinaBubble 6 месяцев назад +39

    Last one reminds me of that bible story, Samson I think? He was super strong until someone found out his hair was the source of his power and chopped it off. So clearly men SHOULD have long hair in this case

    • @SarastistheSerpent
      @SarastistheSerpent 6 месяцев назад +4

      His lover Delilah. She betrayed him to the Philistines and cut Samson’s hair while he slept

    • @awfuldynne
      @awfuldynne 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@SarastistheSerpent What baffles me about the story is Samson telling Delilah the truth after he lied about the source of his strength and she tested what he said.
      Like, after Delilah failed that test, Samson would have been near certain if he ever told her the truth, she'd test it and he'd lose his strength. And yet, he told her anyway.

    • @DarkVideogamer
      @DarkVideogamer 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@awfuldynne if I recall correctly, she wasn't seen as the perpetrator at the time because it was the people who wanted him dead who were the first people he saw... at least the first two times. (She may have also acted like they were attacking and called out for help.)
      As for the final time, I believe that was mean to be a show of faith in his wife which is why when he was betrayed he took everyone down (including Delilah and himself) with the last super human strength given by God.

    • @awfuldynne
      @awfuldynne 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@DarkVideogamer>she wasn't seen as the perpetrator at the time
      and now I'm checking the text: Judges 16 if you want to look it up yourself.
      She complained afterward that he made a fool of her by lying to her-is there a way to interpret that that isn't a confession that she tested or leaked the secret he told her? How else would she be "made a fool"? (three times)
      Says he caved after several days of her nagging "How can you say 'I love you' if you won't confide in me?"
      Never says they were married.
      It strikes me as weird how certain she was that Samson hadn't lied again-called the Philistine leaders, collected her payment, _and then_ had someone shave his hair off while he lay in her lap.

    • @DarkVideogamer
      @DarkVideogamer 6 месяцев назад

      @awfuldynne i looked into the different versions of it, and even the NKJ version it does implicate the same thing...
      I wonder if the version I remember was a modified one for my particular church...
      Either way, it seems her nagging had him speak from the heart instead of casually about it. So she believed he was truly speaking from the heart and knew not to doubt him.
      Now why he didn't bring up the fact the 3 lies were tested is unknown, possibly a plot hole in the story, possibly just a "the plot needs to happen for the moral to make sense" moment in writing.
      Hard to say tbh.
      As for them being married, I thought he had a bride in judges 15, I forgot that bride died.

  • @cayreet5992
    @cayreet5992 6 месяцев назад +15

    "Men's hair has to be short": Samson would want a word with you...

    • @Hana_H
      @Hana_H 6 месяцев назад +5

      The Spartans too

    • @SarastistheSerpent
      @SarastistheSerpent 6 месяцев назад

      @@Hana_Hand the Chinese. In traditional Confucianism, cutting your hair was considered vandalism of your body, which was owned by your parents and ancestors. If a man cut his hair in ancient China, it meant that he was a criminal or lowlife, as men who committed crimes had their heads shaved to show the world that they were immoral social transgressors.

  • @ashcraft555
    @ashcraft555 6 месяцев назад +18

    So, things that are gay: cooking, saying good morning, playing football, eating ice cream, not kicking homeless people, showing respect for your partner, taking care of your crotch goblins, having hair ...
    OK, Jan.

  • @SLYKM
    @SLYKM 6 месяцев назад +48

    6:29 is it gay for an adult man to date women his age?

    • @Hana_H
      @Hana_H 6 месяцев назад +6

      Honestly the logic is something else🤣

    • @yokaipinata1416
      @yokaipinata1416 6 месяцев назад +13

      Not to mention that it carries creepy implications if the idea is that they're expected to go for younger, which it most likely is.
      Worse yet, I'm sure they then proceed to accuse all gay men of being the creepy ones.

  • @karayansenvoy6169
    @karayansenvoy6169 6 месяцев назад +56

    22:35 The glasses and asthma stereotypes are probably ableism. Some weird ableist rhetoric (but honestly what ableist rhetoric makes sense anyway?)

    • @twoevileyes
      @twoevileyes 6 месяцев назад +6

      That's because depending on how severe your asma is you can't practice sports or do intense aerobics of any kind. But that's a United-statian view where not being able to do sports in full equals to being a nerd - like if nerds can't do sports too.

    • @karayansenvoy6169
      @karayansenvoy6169 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@twoevileyes It is ridiculous how much (especially in the US as you point out, but I can confirm Canada is similar) sports are worshipped to the point where anyone who can't do them are treated like absolute crap.

    • @nonameiii.2302
      @nonameiii.2302 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@karayansenvoy6169 I've always taken this as a side effect/feat of the capitalist culture of the US.
      The free market has competition as its keyword, and sports are a good way of introducing this competitive culture to the populace from a very young age.
      Ofc that's not what sports are usually about, but that's why they fit so good into US culture.

    • @karayansenvoy6169
      @karayansenvoy6169 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@nonameiii.2302That’s also a part of it too. Start em young. It's sick.

    • @bradiedean7466
      @bradiedean7466 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@twoevileyesyou're so right about how dumb it is to assume nerds can't be good at sports. Our high school quarterback not only won himself full ride scholarship for his bachelor's AND grad school to play football but he also finished both degrees in five years by taking full course loads every semester and summer. He was also in the top 20 people in our high school grad class of almost 700 people

  • @DarkFire515
    @DarkFire515 6 месяцев назад +5

    Anyone who starts a sentence with "REAL MEN..." is engaged in a desperate attempt at compensating.

  • @SarastistheSerpent
    @SarastistheSerpent 6 месяцев назад +23

    The amount of right wing guys kidding themselves into thinking that Travis and Jason Kelce are somehow not manly is just hilarious. The level of delusion is insane.

    • @minachernobog
      @minachernobog 6 месяцев назад +5

      But if they are not delusional, how else will they justify their beliefs? If they look directly outside their window, their reality will shatter, as shown in the conversation at around 16 minutes in the video.

  • @tarjaau
    @tarjaau 6 месяцев назад +16

    "long hair on a man is a disgrace" -Dude with big bushy beard in his pfp

    • @SeanHartnett-t8c
      @SeanHartnett-t8c 6 месяцев назад

      you see beards aren’t hair.

    • @tarjaau
      @tarjaau 6 месяцев назад

      @@SeanHartnett-t8c ???

    • @pennyforyourthots
      @pennyforyourthots 5 месяцев назад

      ​@user-cw3wm9lx7w beards are actually the webs of testosterone spiders

  • @ox_why
    @ox_why 6 месяцев назад +22

    24:13
    EXCUSE ME
    I take a high offense to this what the fuck
    More men should have long hair
    As long as it's the kind of hair they take care of and not the greasy kind it looks so pretty

  • @awfuldynne
    @awfuldynne 6 месяцев назад +6

    19:30 "Girls friendzone guys who say. . ."
    and he posts a list of different ways to say "I love you".
    edit: Agree with Savannah, it's _sad_ to not say these things to people you care about.

  • @ashylonen42379
    @ashylonen42379 6 месяцев назад +9

    These dudes need to understand that a woman (trans, cis, etc) are some of the most amazing human beings ever, and women should never be know for their sexual organs. It's extremely disgusting that guys (like that) have a one track mind. They need to focus more on how awesome, kind and intelligent women can be. Also, people need to understand that people date people who are kind regardless of what they look like. Someone's appearance should be an added bonus, and not a requirement. I refuse to understand why people are so focused on the way that someone looks when it comes to dating. The way that someone looks can change over time. I wouldn't date my partner if he had a terrible personality. Also, there are people who are asexual, and they're in healthy and happy relationships.

  • @Ajessent
    @Ajessent 6 месяцев назад +4

    Your earrings never fail to make me smile, I love those ACNH switch ones. So cute

  • @vg1384
    @vg1384 6 месяцев назад +5

    its always o weird to me that men don't change diapers. My dad would fight my mom to be the one to take care of us at night because "you're with the girls all day. The night is my time to bond with them and change their diapers"

  • @jaidadraco
    @jaidadraco 6 месяцев назад +5

    That grocery shopping post was so real
    I am too tired with all my regular life bs to also do all of that cognitive labor
    Unfortunately I am poor and not a man, so I don't matter lol

  • @TehTeh911
    @TehTeh911 6 месяцев назад +5

    I think the nerd stereotypes are tied to it being more difficult to be athletic with things like asthma and eyesight issues (glasses getting broken, trouble with hand eye coordination, etc) so they would stay inside and therefore probably read or something rather than playing sports. Idk it's just a guess.

    • @SeanHartnett-t8c
      @SeanHartnett-t8c 6 месяцев назад

      How is that problematic? I was a nerd and played sports and could hit really hard. Also it isn’t feminine to be a nerd

  • @MatiMuffin
    @MatiMuffin 6 месяцев назад +2

    saying that shopping and cooking is mentally exhausting is peak😂

  • @crawdaddy2004
    @crawdaddy2004 6 месяцев назад +7

    14:16 So… marrying my wife means I’m gay? I’m so confused. 😂

  • @DAsrada
    @DAsrada 6 месяцев назад +4

    I've had a funny journey with masculinity.
    I was a deeply unhealthy, angry nerdy guy growing up and then i started working out and getting fit. Being more macho made me happier, and it got me closer to the gym jocks and gals who i found attractive.
    Eventually i just decided to go for working out just to rather than for a sport. Thus leading me to bodybuilding.
    Some folks have had weird reactions but ive also seen people not really mind. Helps that i live in CA, the "woke capital of the world" according to the furious "friends" on fox.

    • @DAsrada
      @DAsrada 6 месяцев назад +3

      By the way, that "steroid freak" remark brings up another weird trend I've seen. Like with the weird turn against football I've seen some crazy righty takes about bodybuilding lately.

  • @marcelamsss
    @marcelamsss 6 месяцев назад +4

    Statistics show that saying "good morning" to another man can lead to higher chances of 2nal pen3tration.

  • @panqueque445
    @panqueque445 6 месяцев назад +1

    24:00
    Not sure this is correct, but I remember reading that that association came about way back in the day when glasses (and literacy) weren't as common. So only people who worked jobs that needed a lot of reading (or students) bothered to spend the money to get them. So whenever people saw someone wearing glasses, they assumed that person spent a lot of time reading.

  • @bk83082
    @bk83082 6 месяцев назад +5

    Not-liberal straight guy here: I have absolutely zero interest in having beers with any pro athletes. There are so many bars I can just cold walk into if I want to drink beer with meathead bigots. And if I am picking a celebrity to have beers with, Margot Robbie is pretty high on that list.

  • @alisaurus4224
    @alisaurus4224 6 месяцев назад +3

    Nearly two-thirds (63.7%, per The Vision Council) of American adults wear prescription glasses or contacts. I promise you two-thirds of the US is not bookish nerds. (Bonus anecdote: In school i WAS a bookish nerd, and i don’t wear glasses.)

  • @madalice5134
    @madalice5134 6 месяцев назад +11

    "Is it gay to say hood morning to another man?" Really? This is how fragile and insecure some people are about their sexuality??? It seems utterly exhausting to be straight. 😂
    Btw, I love those earrings! I need to look for a pair!

  • @domeatown
    @domeatown 6 месяцев назад +1

    The grocery one is toooooo real. The solution, obvs, is not "get a woman," ....but I ain't gonna say he's not onto something.
    That's also why the first thing that happens when you're depressed and have limited brain function is chaos meals.
    All I'm gonna say is thank goodness TV dinners have come a long, long way and lean cuisine has always got my back. There's a whole range of grieving periods I probably just would have shrank away to nothing otherwise.

  • @TitaniaBird
    @TitaniaBird 6 месяцев назад +3

    Conservatives mostly hate Taylor Swift because she's a woman with a lot of pull and power in her field, is an unqualified success in a field that is usually male-dominated (yes, even when a woman is the most prominent performer, see Tina Turner's early career), and has managed to successfully steal her legacy and creation back from the men who were trying to control it.
    Also because she's popular with teenage girls, which tends to traditionally be considered to be a bad thing. (One has to wonder if certain conservatives are actually jealous of Taylor having a teenage girl fanbase...I will not elaborate on why I believe that.)

    • @goldenageofdinosaurs7192
      @goldenageofdinosaurs7192 6 месяцев назад

      And they hate Travis Kelce cause he did an advertisement for the Covid vaccine.
      To maga freaks (a lot of football fans, unfortunately), Travis & Taylor are the worst possible thing. Two people, who are extremely popular in different aspects of the population, that have influence & aren’t part for the insanity that is the Republican Party. Watching how triggered they get is both troubling & extremely satisfying, lol.

    • @Vampirepup22
      @Vampirepup22 6 месяцев назад +2

      I'll never understand why Taylor is only associated with teenage girls it feels really excluding for other genders and ages,she's got something for everyone .

  • @lightingrod5907
    @lightingrod5907 6 месяцев назад +4

    The nintendo switch earrings are everything!!!❤

  • @haz.fellie
    @haz.fellie 6 месяцев назад +2

    21:18 I will 100% never fight for a man's "DRIP" wtf

  • @emilypaul6420
    @emilypaul6420 6 месяцев назад +1

    The "birds come and snip their hair" part very much gave me the mental image of a snow white scene. 😂 I love it.

  • @darkelwin02
    @darkelwin02 6 месяцев назад +3

    These peeps should write fanfiction, not on twitter. It'd be a better outlet for them and we don't have to see their L's

  • @realitypoet
    @realitypoet 6 месяцев назад +2

    I was literally cooking after work while listening to this so the bit about not cooking hit pretty hard. But like yeah if I could hire a chef I would - I doubt anyone who is rich enough to hire a chef chooses to cook (unless they’ve nothing better to do) such a bizarre take lol

  • @dk0412
    @dk0412 6 месяцев назад +1

    I had glasses since the age of 2, and also have asthma, and I was actually bullied in school and was kind of a nerd. I also have a peanut allergy, so I kind of had the stereotypical nerd trifecta.

  • @404Lyric
    @404Lyric 6 месяцев назад +4

    "nature is clear" bro. Buddy. Pal. Most males in species are extremely pretty and frilly

    • @artikulv731
      @artikulv731 6 месяцев назад

      In fact, the prettier and frillier they are, the more game they get from the females.

  • @Diamond123682
    @Diamond123682 6 месяцев назад +3

    23:22 Me, watching this when I do, in fact, have asthma and nearsightedness: 👿Shush!

  • @theysay04
    @theysay04 6 месяцев назад +2

    24:52 both men and women used to have long hair in my tribe but not many men have long hair anymore since the British missionaries brought Christianity. Long haired men are considered unprofessional now. It's funny when i hear men in my tribe talk about stuff like 'short hair is for men, a woman should have long hair' it's so weird.

    • @anitaremenarova6662
      @anitaremenarova6662 6 месяцев назад +1

      As a guy with longer hair than most women I meet, that's extremely silly.

  • @Sre171
    @Sre171 6 месяцев назад +2

    They have been dating for 9 months and they don't have 9 children yet.

  • @redarrw1633
    @redarrw1633 6 месяцев назад +3

    14:12 Damn I didn't know there's an exploit like this to change genders.

  • @ohryan9872
    @ohryan9872 6 месяцев назад

    I typically never say good morning because I tried to avoid the joke by everyone saying what's good about it so I just say.

  • @lukaseldenrust2637
    @lukaseldenrust2637 6 месяцев назад +2

    I gotta say that I agree with American Football being a lil gay, have you seen a match? They’re constantly slapping each other on the butts (even outside of plays), having hug piles etc lmao /hj
    Same with cheerleaders being assholes, we are, we love it, we will scream “MURDERRRRRRR” during plays /hj but not really? /lh I guess?

  • @AragornElessar
    @AragornElessar 6 месяцев назад +1

    Fellas is it emasculating to have basic life skills? (cooking, cleaning, doing laundry)

  • @seansteele6532
    @seansteele6532 6 месяцев назад +2

    Played football in highschool guess I’m a femboy lol.

  • @lanceleone2704
    @lanceleone2704 6 месяцев назад

    Hot take perhaps, cooking is zen to me and love it! To each their own, but for me crafting something delicious is wonderfully relaxing, aaaaaaand now I wanna make egg drop chicken enchilada soup again when I get home XD

  • @HectoGames
    @HectoGames 6 месяцев назад +2

    9:18 A THOUSAND MICRODECISIONS?? MY MAN! You take a huge pot, slam some rice, meat and frozen veggies in that sucker and then you freeze some of it. Just admit that you cant do 4 things in order!

    • @HectoGames
      @HectoGames 6 месяцев назад

      Also i know it can be hard so not trying to minimize that but its very dramatic of him to say that it takes 1000 mucrodecisions that "impact your cognitive ability"! I think his cognitive ability is more impaires from never eating his broccoli tbh

  • @Pensnmusic
    @Pensnmusic 6 месяцев назад +1

    Who would want to date a conventionally attractive, extremely wealthy, 34 year old white women?
    Almost everyone, I think. Most people would do that.

    • @Vampirepup22
      @Vampirepup22 6 месяцев назад

      I dunno if I could handle the pressure of dating her tbh 😅

  • @jams1070
    @jams1070 6 месяцев назад +1

    16:05 it’s almost like women are attracted to personalities and positive, healthy traits 😱 almost like the goal is to find good people as partners 🤬😭🤯
    22:39 well as a girl with glasses, i love my nerdy (by chance) glasses wearing boyfriend 😭🥺 he’s so fine omg, I’m happy he chooses vision over other peoples opinions lol cauuussseee he literally needs to see?? (LMAOO ME HAVING ASHTMA AND GLASSES 😂😂)
    24:27 so invalid cause male lions have manes and lioness have short hair and coats 😂😂

  • @Metalwabbit
    @Metalwabbit 6 месяцев назад +3

    Is it gay to breath air?

  • @scavengingcrow3498
    @scavengingcrow3498 6 месяцев назад +1

    14:15 what if they both keep their last names help alpha men logic makes no sense😭😭

  • @alexisskelly4073
    @alexisskelly4073 6 месяцев назад +1

    I love your Maniac sweatshirt! Stays unite!

  • @hawkeyescoffee6399
    @hawkeyescoffee6399 6 месяцев назад +2

    The last one, all I could think of an example in nature where there is a natural difference in hair growth is Lions...and they are the exact opposite...men have the long luscious mane and women have super short, no extra mane. So by that reasoning... 🤣🤣🤣. Besides, long hair is practically biblical...and aren't all these right wing dudes hot for the bible (and JC)? 😂

  • @Space-Milk
    @Space-Milk Месяц назад

    "is it gay to instert"
    my dumbass: (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

  • @Jaydreamer_
    @Jaydreamer_ 6 месяцев назад

    the plushie fell over :(

  • @EpicFailLawlKat
    @EpicFailLawlKat 6 месяцев назад

    Men(TM): Wearing glasses as a man makes you a nerd that deserves to be bullied!
    Also Men(TM): *idolize American military men throughout history who wore glasses and had to CHEAT ON AN EYE EXAM to get into a war*
    The cognative dissonance is astounding some days.

  • @bIuejins
    @bIuejins 6 месяцев назад +3

    i’m early (in my eyes)

  • @ahliver
    @ahliver 6 месяцев назад

    12:40 personally I have a bodily fluid,,phobia? I really dislike the idea of eating out in general BUT the thing is that I don't expect anyone to go down on me at all!! Prefer if they didn't even-

  • @MoonlitBookworm73
    @MoonlitBookworm73 6 месяцев назад +3

    Oh. GOD 😭

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 6 месяцев назад

      My farts are better than The Queer Kiwi's farts.

  • @arcaneSae
    @arcaneSae 6 месяцев назад +1

    Its hilarious how triggered people get over taylor swift being childless

  • @emmetjames2482
    @emmetjames2482 3 месяца назад

    Of course Football is gay! It's sweaty men playing with balls

  • @kev_whatev
    @kev_whatev 6 месяцев назад +1

    Good morning fellas! If you know what I mean 😉

  • @whoknowsanymoreiguess
    @whoknowsanymoreiguess 6 месяцев назад +2

    21:23 kinda sounds like someone's fanfiction... just saying

  • @Goopiterian
    @Goopiterian 6 месяцев назад

    LOVE your eye look here 💯

  • @arklestudios
    @arklestudios 6 месяцев назад

    My last name starts with a W, so NGL, I'd be tempted to take on my wife's last name if her's starts with any letter before N. It'd make a lot of things in my life at least a tiny but simpler.

  • @Politickles-zs5xp
    @Politickles-zs5xp 6 месяцев назад

    That was a hilarious video! 😂

  • @dominiccoyne8730
    @dominiccoyne8730 6 месяцев назад

    21:12 this is 100% a variant of an NWO porn fantasy, just as literally every other conservative prediction for the future

  • @cgreenwood95
    @cgreenwood95 6 месяцев назад

    Good morning daddy

  • @rotting_alone
    @rotting_alone 6 месяцев назад

    Unrelated but can I draw you

  • @atlasthewolf1508
    @atlasthewolf1508 6 месяцев назад

    That's Owen Benjamin at 6:27. He is quite a horrible person.

  • @orsolyafekete7485
    @orsolyafekete7485 6 месяцев назад +1

    The first one, bless his heart 🥲 "Hey Reddit, my dad said something that I think is very dumb, but I like my dad, and he's not dumb, can you help me out here if it's actually dumb?" Honestly, bless you OP, you're doing great sweetie

  • @heyrrose
    @heyrrose 6 месяцев назад +177

    When my dad was in his early 20s, he had hair down to his waist. He was hitchhiking around the country at the time, and a trucker picked him up. The trucker had a crucifix in the truck, like hanging from the mirror or something. He asked my dad why his hair was so long, and my dad said, “well, Jesus had long hair, didn’t he?” And the trucker got so mad that he pulled over and made my dad get out. Lol

    • @moonshinershonor202
      @moonshinershonor202 6 месяцев назад +7

      That's a fuckn story

    • @chlochlo217
      @chlochlo217 6 месяцев назад +6

      i would’ve expected the stranger to like that remark lol guess not

    • @panqueque445
      @panqueque445 6 месяцев назад +8

      I remember watching a video talking about a guy in the 1800s who was ostracized by his town for wearing a beard. (There some backstory but apparently at that place and time in the US beards were seen as ungodly). Apparently every time someone came up to him and asked him why he didn't shave (including a pastor one time), he'd say "Jesus wore a beard. How is that not Christian?"

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 17 дней назад

      What a snowflake

  • @alirose94
    @alirose94 6 месяцев назад +83

    The fact that they called Taylor Swift a 34 year old woman and Travis Kelce a rich famous guy is actually ridiculous. Taylor Swift's net worth is far far FAR above Travis Kelce's and so is her level of fame. It's giving that one TikTok where that guy thought Travis Kelce was more famous than Taylor Swift, when in reality, the rest of the world couldn't give a shit about American football.

  • @zakuraRabbit
    @zakuraRabbit 6 месяцев назад +371

    The "real men make families" post is just so silly because what is the first step to creating a family? Usually its getting a significant other. Girlfriend, boyfriend, whatever you're into...
    You don't just spontaneously form a nuclear family out of nowhere one day.

    • @suspiciousstar7547
      @suspiciousstar7547 6 месяцев назад +1

      Also, what if some of those men are infertile or not attracted to anyone? At the end of the day, they are still men 😂.

    • @ttintagel
      @ttintagel 6 месяцев назад +46

      A lot of these guys do want to go back to the days of arranged marriages.

    • @tabathaarria9558
      @tabathaarria9558 6 месяцев назад +27

      it's like they don't know how marriage happens 😭

    • @HansMuneEnBy
      @HansMuneEnBy 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@ttintagel That still happens today... and is accepted as long as both people consent to it.

    • @ttintagel
      @ttintagel 6 месяцев назад +31

      @@HansMuneEnBy The specific type of arranged marriage these guys want is not the modern, mutually consenting, "your families introduce you and the rest is up to you" type. They want women's options to be so limited and the pressure on them so high that they'll submissively accept whatever man they're assigned to. I've talked to way too many Western men who seriously believe they should be able to get a wife at a literal slave auction. They don't want to put any effort into making marriage with them seem like enough of an appealing prospect that a woman would voluntarily choose it over any other alternative.

  • @SarastistheSerpent
    @SarastistheSerpent 6 месяцев назад +206

    Just for those who don’t know, Sean Strickland is an MMA fighter who went on an insane anti-LGBT tirade at a press conference, and conservatives now love him for that.

  • @ChristaBlack-gn8ys
    @ChristaBlack-gn8ys 6 месяцев назад +230

    2:03
    Her stuffed animals always have a life of their own on couch lol

    • @citrushappy
      @citrushappy 6 месяцев назад +30

      seriously, at the beginning too. there is def some toy story shenanigans going on back there lol

    • @dabaconsleepstonight
      @dabaconsleepstonight 6 месяцев назад +4

      they be dropping dead of boredom

    • @RyanLemke-Doyle
      @RyanLemke-Doyle 6 месяцев назад +6

      More alive than this masculine takes macho

    • @Horangiverse
      @Horangiverse 6 месяцев назад +1

      Poor skzoos

    • @michiko_nox
      @michiko_nox 6 месяцев назад

      @@dabaconsleepstonight no uterus, no opinion

  • @emzie162
    @emzie162 6 месяцев назад +126

    As a women getting married to my soon to be wife saying hifinating your last name is gay made us giggle we are hifinating our last names 😂

    • @pipi-caca
      @pipi-caca 6 месяцев назад +19

      Congrats!!

    • @valerie-pinkpeach
      @valerie-pinkpeach 6 месяцев назад +11

      if that’s u guys in ur pfp u guys look so cool!!! congrats!!!

  • @mooneverfi
    @mooneverfi 6 месяцев назад +54

    Any time men tell another men "don't do that, that's gay" the only appropriate response is "why would you assume that I'd be the bottom?"

  • @FoxGameCZ
    @FoxGameCZ 6 месяцев назад +31

    Long hair on men has been the norm since ever and basically everywhere. Asia, europe, africa, america. Many cultured expected man to have long hair or it was seen as completely normal. It only become in recent history when long hair became solely feminine trait.
    (I saw it on vid on which things were originaly viewed as masculine and then feminine, high heels were also on the list)

  • @underpaiddefenseattorney
    @underpaiddefenseattorney 6 месяцев назад +233

    hot masculine take: kiss men

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 6 месяцев назад

      My farts are better than The Queer Kiwi's farts.

    • @tauntingeveryone7208
      @tauntingeveryone7208 6 месяцев назад +1

      I always kiss my fellas on the lips because we know it is the straightest thing possible.

    • @SarastistheSerpent
      @SarastistheSerpent 6 месяцев назад +37

      Nothing is more masculine than liking other men

    • @underpaiddefenseattorney
      @underpaiddefenseattorney 6 месяцев назад +25

      @SarastistheSerpent yes. The second I kissed another man I grew a beard and mustache and my voice deepened.

    • @anitaremenarova6662
      @anitaremenarova6662 6 месяцев назад

      Based. Only going for tiny defenseless women is the most feminine trait imaginable.

  • @sophiathelen6474
    @sophiathelen6474 6 месяцев назад +207

    I don't think these men understand. The only type of man that would make me reconsider my sexuality would be a cute, fluffy haired, glasses-wearing library boy. Like, come on now

    • @tauntingeveryone7208
      @tauntingeveryone7208 6 месяцев назад +19

      Honestly same.

    • @HansMuneEnBy
      @HansMuneEnBy 6 месяцев назад +20

      That is blasphemy according to men.

    • @violetbitch9492
      @violetbitch9492 6 месяцев назад +29

      as a bi woman with a preference for women, that's literally the only type of guy i'm attracted to

    • @TitaniaBird
      @TitaniaBird 6 месяцев назад +24

      I'm mostly sapphic with a weakness for the "femboy" aesthetic. So yeah, no, no big meaty men for me. I only want to see those kinds of guys in wrestling matches, tyvm.

    • @Lysandra_Bouquet
      @Lysandra_Bouquet 6 месяцев назад +2

      Literally same

  • @toastercat2946
    @toastercat2946 6 месяцев назад +36

    13:08 licking icecream is suspicious, they should bite it with their bare teeth, or unhinge their jaw and swallow the ice cream whole like a real man

  • @ChristaBlack-gn8ys
    @ChristaBlack-gn8ys 6 месяцев назад +58

    8:28
    Let me see him say that to Gordon Ramsay's face ☠️

  • @obcorc
    @obcorc 6 месяцев назад +91

    So if Travis Kelsy ( conventionally attractive member of the winning team of the most stereotypically masculine sport) is gay/not a real man for being in a relationship with Taylor Swift (conventionally attractive arguably most successful living member of a one of the most stereotypically feminine professions). Then who even is cis/straight anymore? Like seriously, did we the we win and someone forgot to tell me,? How am I gunna break the news to my straight friends that they have to go be gay now? So alkward.

    • @moonshinershonor202
      @moonshinershonor202 6 месяцев назад +2

      Big old heard. Piping down Taylor Swift is hella manly. Shes got the best legs in showbiz.

    • @SeanHartnett-t8c
      @SeanHartnett-t8c 6 месяцев назад

      yep

  • @Saturnm0ss
    @Saturnm0ss 6 месяцев назад +73

    I love shortening the fellas is it gay to -- it goes from “fellas is it gay to have friends?” to “f”

  • @sumatrannos
    @sumatrannos 6 месяцев назад +65

    Come on, are we at this point that it's gay for guys to say good morning to each other?? Then I must came out like I don't know when 'cause I say good morning to my male coworkers all the time... so dumb.

    • @Nick-tj9cr
      @Nick-tj9cr 6 месяцев назад +5

      I will never understand these silly rules other men make for themselves.

    • @sumatrannos
      @sumatrannos 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@Nick-tj9cr Yeah some think it's gay to take a shower and wipe after doing a number 2 like it's hilarious.

    • @fez284
      @fez284 6 месяцев назад

      Haven't you heard that these days saying good morning to another man as a man is literally the exact equivalent to letting him fist you? 💀

  • @dougsanteramo3008
    @dougsanteramo3008 6 месяцев назад +23

    As a bisexual man who is married to a woman and has a hyphenated name……. Guess I’m in a gay marriage now, my wife will be shocked to hear the news! 😂

  • @orion.6
    @orion.6 6 месяцев назад +39

    As much as i think its a really sweet and considerate thing when someone tells me "text me when you're home" ive never remembered to actually do that 💀

    • @pennyforyourthots
      @pennyforyourthots 5 месяцев назад +4

      I want to be the sweet and caring friend, but my executive dysfunction means I'm only capable of being a sucrose homie.

  • @ShadowTalon--83
    @ShadowTalon--83 6 месяцев назад +64

    In the intro, "fellas, is it gay to ... Insert?" Depends where ;)

  • @tommybrown8845
    @tommybrown8845 6 месяцев назад +75

    The fact that some men think it is gay to have you know... have a regular conversation or even small talk will forever baffel me.

  • @polina_ts9264
    @polina_ts9264 6 месяцев назад +11

    LGBT issues is Russia are horrible right now. It's funny to see our gay ice cream meme, but the situation is hard.

  • @Megnan.143
    @Megnan.143 6 месяцев назад +26

    24:12
    If you didn’t know, men’s hair grows faster than women’s, so if anything, it would be the opposite

    • @WynnWynn-gl3fk
      @WynnWynn-gl3fk 5 месяцев назад

      Even when balding? I doubt that.

    • @Megnan.143
      @Megnan.143 5 месяцев назад

      @@WynnWynn-gl3fk Google is free

  • @N0.__.
    @N0.__. 6 месяцев назад +11

    The "men should have short hair because nature" is hilarious considering that MALE lions have LONG FUR around their mane/head and female lions don't 😂 they really try to reach with these

  • @gloomy_glamour
    @gloomy_glamour 6 месяцев назад +14

    Long hair on men is a disgrace??? Are you kidding me thats so attractive lmao 😂 i swear

    • @Hana_H
      @Hana_H 6 месяцев назад

      Fr

  • @Saturn_Drawz
    @Saturn_Drawz 6 месяцев назад +32

    Travis Kelsey took "fuck billionaires" literally

    • @pipi-caca
      @pipi-caca 6 месяцев назад

      This reminds me of 1976 when my stepsister shoved a ham sandwich up my butt

    • @SarastistheSerpent
      @SarastistheSerpent 6 месяцев назад

      @@pipi-caca???

    • @pipi-caca
      @pipi-caca 6 месяцев назад

      @@SarastistheSerpent I said what I said

    • @SarastistheSerpent
      @SarastistheSerpent 6 месяцев назад

      @@pipi-cacayes but what you said was unintelligible lmao

    • @pipi-caca
      @pipi-caca 6 месяцев назад

      @@SarastistheSerpent This reminds me of 1976 when my stepsister shoved a ham sandwich up my butt.

  • @LafeiMcCloud
    @LafeiMcCloud 6 месяцев назад +11

    the cooking one....do they....do they not think that women dont have to go through the same or more amount of microdecisions? Like, you have to still be able to feed yourself?