I don't believe you can live with a woman and still day you for want to have a kid with her. One day, you guys will get careless in the shower, no birth control....boom, somebody is pregnant.
"Oh, and if I"m ever moving I would expect you to help me as a common courtesy". This actually reminds me of this one girl I once knew who expected such a big favor (because let's face it, helping somebody move is NO joke), except that she wasn't putting out. In fact, I think she was expecting a "friendzone with benefits", where she would be enjoying the benefits of having a man around without the putting out part. She also made it very clear to me that she would never ever extend (non-sexual) courtesies to me that she would for a boyfriend, except that she wanted to be treated like a girlfriend. The whole thing was weird. Long story short, a few years later she ended up proposing to me, except she had baggage already. I politely declined.
Try saying that about anything else relationship wise because it doesn't work like that. I mean it's just as bad as people who say stuff like "if they have a reaction they must like it"
A distinguished couple in their early forties stopped at a service station to refuel their luxury sedan. It had been a long drive, and they both got out of the car to stretch their legs. The service attendant was startled when he thought he recognized the woman. He enthusiastically asked, "Connie, is that you?" She turned and remembered him as her high school boyfriend. They joined hands and laughed with fond memories. She then introduced her husband, Bob, who was shocked to see this display of affection. As they were driving back onto the highway, he asked, "Just who was that guy that you were so glad to see?" Connie explained the he was her first real boyfriend from high school. She confessed that he was more serious about the relationship than she was. Bob then sarcastically said, "It's a good thing you didn't marry him. You would have been stuck with a greasy car mechanic." She was not amused. She then said, "If I had married him, he would have become President of the bank instead of you."
“Dude if you just wear this suit and I wear this fluffy dress, we get a ton of free stuff for the apartment, party with all our friends and family, plus a vacation!”
@@AgniMitra-bj2ok”also if we get this little kid to hang out with us we get a bunch of free stuff and even government assist. He can also serve as our retirement plan!”
Reminds me of the meme Married man holding his child with his child hood friend he married for tax purposes: "guys I think she might like me what do I do?"
Normal???? Or normalized? You should get married first, not shaboinking and if they felt like they can get married or just find another shaboinking buddy. Where is your chaste? Your self love? Dignity? and i dont even gonna mention that its not Godly. 😂
Next part: “Let’s be best friends and do cosplay by the beach, I’ll wear a white dress, you can wear a tuxedo and just as a “prank” let’s give each other rings and see whose’s sign looks better in a contract.”
You probably know, but incase you don't, the word signature would be used instead of"sign". I hope that helps and that you aren't offended bc i meant no ill will❤ God bless❤
@@WaterFountain it does kinda work but in this context sign is a verb and signature is a noun. For example: "I have a signature." or "I will sign the letter." If you say you'll give someone your sign yhat won't convey the same meaning. Also signature directly implies your specific style of writing that identifies you as a person. You can sign your name and not use your signature. Sorry if that was an over the top explanation and hope it helped
Then she got a friendship ring for him, and she had a massive friendship ceremony and party with both of their families and friend groups coming together to celebrate their friendship. And then they shaboinked and had friendship kids.
She really took, gaslight gate-keep girlboss to the next level 😂 Edit: Thank you so much for the likes 👍 😍💖 (At 3,000 likes I’ll add a joke) Edit: 2 (A Blond Joke) ‼️Disclaimer‼️ I’m blond and this joke is not meant to be offensive to anyone. Just humeros, please do not take offense. A blond girl comes skipping home from school one day and exclames to her mom, “Mommy today at school all the other kids could only count to 5 but I counted all the way to ten! Is it because mom blond mommy?” She responds with, “Yes sweetheart it’s because you’re blond.” The next day she comes skipping home again and she says to her mom, “Mommy! Today at school the other kids could only say to D and I said the alphabet all the way to G! Is it because I’m blond mommy?” Once again the mom replied with, “Yes sweetheart it’s because you’re blond.” For the third day in a row the girl comes skipping home again and she exclaimed to her mom, “Mommy! I noticed I’m so much bigger that all the other kids at gym Mom! Is it because I’m blond mommy?” The mom finally said, “No sweetheart it’s because you’re 45 years old.”
This literally happened to a coworker of mine. He tried to break up with her, but she convinced him to be F buddies. 4 years of that she lives there with a 1 year old and their engaged.
Had a girl that always put out before I would take her out... just so there was no tension at dinner and we could focus on enjoying each others company. Did the same whenever I visited... she said that sticking around afterwards was how she would feel like she was not being used. Best relationship I ever had. Haven't found that again since, they usually want their side first.
"And then in the strange way things happen Their roles were reversed from that day The hunted became the huntress The hunter became the prey Conquest Now you know who made the conquest She with all her female guile led him helpless down the aisle She had finally made a conquest"white stripes, conquest
Reminds me of the manager who has a "roommate" that he's FWB, shares a bed with, splits bills with her, wears a "FWB for life" ring on his finger, and helps her take care of her two kids that look just like him.
@@medusawitchful What? Kids just help you keep up with the times and raising them brings the best out of you... and grandkids are just the most precious thing you can't miss out on. It's all completely casual.
I remember one time in college my friend was talking about her friends with benefits guy, and in the middle of the conversation she went “yea we’re married he just doesn’t know yet”
If you are “scary” for commitment, than you are meeting with the wrong person 🙂 Seriously. If you have any doubts, just find someone else and don’t break lives of 2 peoples and possibly children’s.
I just wanted a casual thing... I ended up in a casual relationship... Then a casual marriage Had 3 casual kids I ended up the casualty in a casual divorce Now I can’t get a casual thing without paying for it
OMG!!!! She just turned the bad into good!!! What a smart lady!!! May God bless her~! And I hope they stay loyal to each other always and have a happy and bright future
The interesting part is that he didn't want a relationship that is based in a toxic social pattern, but when the terms where open in the table, without drama, he was able to take an informed decision on what it was actually about. Also, she said that she 'might' decide to not get involved if he wanted to be with someone else, but that's not a given. The terms of the relationship contract aren't set in stone, it's open to dialogue. That's actually how we should act with any kind of relationship in our lives. It's not gaslighting, it's authenticity and dialogue.
"Baby, I'm not talking to any other guy but you. I promise you that." My last girlfriend's EXACT words a month before I found out she was sleeping with another girl. Technically she wasn't lying. I'll give her that. 😂 Life is funny. I offered to invite her over, and when she said she couldn't do that I had to break it off. Anyway, that's my internet journal for the day. Sorry for the intrusion.
@@darthpooter133 You don't HAVE to have hookup partners. Nobody said you did. I don't, that wasn't the point. The point was if you're going to it's not unreasonable to ask about their other partners
_"So I don't feel like you're using me"_ is a red flag. Does she not WANT sex too? If you want something, you should not feel _"used"_ if you get it. That means she is having sex without wanting it, which, first, is not your problem, but hers, since you're just doing what you want, and second, means that she wants something completely different than you; and that thing is probably your money or the things you "invest" into the relationship.
"I want a casual relationship that may lead to a casual marriage to casually raising kids together, casually."
And they live casually ever after. How sweet! Lol
😂Haha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't believe you can live with a woman and still day you for want to have a kid with her. One day, you guys will get careless in the shower, no birth control....boom, somebody is pregnant.
So she can casually cheat while he's casually working to pay their bills.
@@Sir_Viver that is a given
The happiness on his face when he realizes he doesn’t have to drive to shaboink
Alr. First reply 😅
And then he realizes, no driving no shaboinking.
In this economy? Id be happy too
Lmao 🤣
Shaboink HHAAHAHAHAHAHHA
She’s the definition of “sell anything to anyone” 10/10
In the sequel, she converts him from "I don't want kids".
"Oh, and if I"m ever moving I would expect you to help me as a common courtesy". This actually reminds me of this one girl I once knew who expected such a big favor (because let's face it, helping somebody move is NO joke), except that she wasn't putting out. In fact, I think she was expecting a "friendzone with benefits", where she would be enjoying the benefits of having a man around without the putting out part. She also made it very clear to me that she would never ever extend (non-sexual) courtesies to me that she would for a boyfriend, except that she wanted to be treated like a girlfriend. The whole thing was weird. Long story short, a few years later she ended up proposing to me, except she had baggage already. I politely declined.
@@TheConcertmaster Wow.
She only has boinking to offer, though.
A total liability.
Yeah she's a lier, most salespeople are.
Remember bros, it's not gaslighting if you're that gullible
Try saying that about anything else relationship wise because it doesn't work like that. I mean it's just as bad as people who say stuff like "if they have a reaction they must like it"
@@KINGK20092009I think it was just a joke
I would say 100% true
I'm this gullible but not that lucky😂
@@KINGK20092009it's a joke. Not serious advice.
Shaboinking till you start a family together, good plan, super casual
Yeah of course he’s gotta get to porking no condy first though
People us condys? @@cartercook7915
of course, sir.
I like how they say shaboink and not fuck(sex)
@@patric1236 ew
2 years later, my man will be standing at the alter convincing himself it was his idea.
😂
And the intimacy will end six months later
You have no idea how many girls magazines advice the teenagers to "let the boy you like think it was his idea". At least that's a very common advice.
A distinguished couple in their early forties stopped at a service station to refuel their luxury sedan. It had been a long drive, and they both got out of the car to stretch their legs. The service attendant was startled when he thought he recognized the woman. He enthusiastically asked, "Connie, is that you?" She turned and remembered him as her high school boyfriend. They joined hands and laughed with fond memories. She then introduced her husband, Bob, who was shocked to see this display of affection. As they were driving back onto the highway, he asked, "Just who was that guy that you were so glad to see?"
Connie explained the he was her first real boyfriend from high school. She confessed that he was more serious about the relationship than she was. Bob then sarcastically said, "It's a good thing you didn't marry him. You would have been stuck with a greasy car mechanic." She was not amused. She then said, "If I had married him, he would have become President of the bank instead of you."
@@OurHourglass wow haha 😂
I can't tell if this is laying the ground for a bad relationship or the best relationship
What's the difference between a good relationship & the Loch Ness Monster?
*Some people have actually seen the Loch Ness Monster*
Missed the joke huh
@@mustang8206 No
@@mustang8206you clearly messed the whole target 😂.
@@shieldwolf65I’ve actually seen a good relationship before, but nobody has seen the- OOOOOH! I see what you did there! You slick bastard you 😃
Bro got invited to his own wedding
😄
😆😆😆 yup! good comment
underrated!
It’s just to keep up appearances for the parents
😂😂😂😂
“I may or may not want to jointly file taxes with you, but don’t freak out”
This comment is pure gold
She 5D chessed him into a commitment 😂😂😂
No comment..let me fix that
Real shit❤❤❤. I wanna be mad but like I can’t
I was waiting for the girl with the 5D to appear… then I read your comment again and I was disappointed
haha
With her that doesn't seem like such a bad thing. Girl is mad gorgeous lol
“Dude if you just wear this suit and I wear this fluffy dress, we get a ton of free stuff for the apartment, party with all our friends and family, plus a vacation!”
😂
Perfect 😂
And matching friendship jewellery like rings😂
😂😂😂😂
@@AgniMitra-bj2ok”also if we get this little kid to hang out with us we get a bunch of free stuff and even government assist. He can also serve as our retirement plan!”
"And that, kids, is how I met your mother".
"One more thing, would be cool to go get some matching jewellery, like rings and wear them like all the time"
Like a friendship ring, but for casual exclusive hookups?
Haha 😂 you guys are the best!
😂😂
Looool they should also get matching Pullovers for Christmas as roommates, would be cute 😂
Like what lmao
“We don’t have anything serious. we are just married with two kids“😂
Reality check: Two kids and still not married. Another one on the way.
Reality needs to be fun sometimess, darling. You can try it@@xiongray
Just 4 roomies vibin
Reminds me of the meme
Married man holding his child with his child hood friend he married for tax purposes: "guys I think she might like me what do I do?"
Why does this comment resonate with me so much?
It’s the fact she just describes a normal relationship and he’s like yes I’m so glad we can just have a casual relationship
That shits rare nowadays
Normal???? Or normalized? You should get married first, not shaboinking and if they felt like they can get married or just find another shaboinking buddy.
Where is your chaste?
Your self love? Dignity? and i dont even gonna mention that its not Godly. 😂
well, to me it sounded like a casual until the move-in was announced.
"This is my roommate and these are our kids."😂
I was just coming to say this same comment, we’ll done.
Viva la dirt skit😂
Our kids pay the rent by staying quite and obey our orders till they reach 18
Story of my 20's
Lol came here to say the same@@RuthlessRitwik
It's like the unknowningly married skit 😂😂
That bored skit is now a classic.
This is how it all began 😂
ayyyye viva la dirt league fan!
"Friendship Party" 💀
@@oscarsalazar5876yea fr that skit was so mid, I wouldn’t have thought about it at all if people didn’t keep sharing it
I am flabbergasted by the amount of girls that I have actually witnessed accomplish this in real life.
Times are changing.... young men are getting educations from older wiser men that have been cleaned out by former wives and red pilled.
She needs to have a professional gaslighting masterclass 😂😂😂
Have it? She could TEACH it!
@@prairiedweller8917 I think that's what they meant.
@@lonestarr1490Im sure you know what he meant
The Gaslighter: ...
What's gaslighting?
This is like pickup artistry tactics but for women setting up a serious relationship xD
Commitment artistry.
Getting home baked goods sent your place
Dude I know this was a joke,
But it was advance for girls to get out of the sex only zone
Yeah it used to be women actually offered something other than sex, but those days are over.
@@Jerryhayes2bro u may need someone to talk to
_"What can I say... I'm not like other girls 😏"_
That ending got me 😂
Corny aahh
Bro got gaslighted to a proper relationship 😅
Gaslighting isn't real
@@exenderlloyd7750 Lol you're gaslighting people
I honestly don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing
@@exenderlloyd7750bro is a level 0 gaslighter
Gaslit*
Next part: “Let’s be best friends and do cosplay by the beach, I’ll wear a white dress, you can wear a tuxedo and just as a “prank” let’s give each other rings and see whose’s sign looks better in a contract.”
You probably know, but incase you don't, the word signature would be used instead of"sign". I hope that helps and that you aren't offended bc i meant no ill will❤ God bless❤
Clever😂
@@jaquicx9500 wait why? No offence to you correcting them, I'm just curious. I thought the word sign was short for signature?
@@WaterFountain it does kinda work but in this context sign is a verb and signature is a noun. For example: "I have a signature." or "I will sign the letter." If you say you'll give someone your sign yhat won't convey the same meaning. Also signature directly implies your specific style of writing that identifies you as a person. You can sign your name and not use your signature. Sorry if that was an over the top explanation and hope it helped
i sign my signature so much that it turned into initials.
This is so funny. It’s like the concept of “casual sex.” There is nothing casual about sex unless you are a sociopath or narcissistic 🤣
You would be surprised how many people are narcissistic. Some are sociopaths, maybe, but majority of all people are narcissistic.
Or cornstar
@@akin242002 but if there's money involved, it's not casual - because it's business.
@@pupper5580good point
Or polyamorous, a swinger etc.
Then she got a friendship ring for him, and she had a massive friendship ceremony and party with both of their families and friend groups coming together to celebrate their friendship. And then they shaboinked and had friendship kids.
🤣🤣👌friendship kids
And once they finish their friendship, he'll lost his assets and will give her a forever friendly pension.
Wait, pls pls pls tell me you watch viva la dirt league and saw their vid where they did a whole skit on that
@@Vecbotgamer that is the reference yup
Poor Rowan, what a poor clueless "friend". Lol
She gaslit him into a committed relationship 😂
What grammar error you speaking about?
I don't see it
1 THOUSANDTH LIKE‼️‼️‼️
46min ago and I'm the thousanth like 👍🏼
Ye nvm I'm not. But at least I was here early ig
Wrong use of the word gaslight
*gaslit
Manipulate is what you mean
Truly summed up why long-term is the goat.
This is how Rowan ended up with a ring and two kids.
That's where my mind went too, lol
Hey another youtuber reference
Friendship ceremony
Glad to see that I'm not the only one who thought of this.
They should collab
The word “SHABOINK” sounds so playful to my ears 😂😂
what does it mean? where did it comes from? im not english speaker......
It's a joke to mean having s*x
@@MrMultiHerbatnikIt's an onomatopoeia. Just a sound.
@@MrMultiHerbatnikits not a real word but in this video it means "to have sex"
Your *EARS?!*
You sicko.
"That sounds like a good deal!" Bro is delusional 😂😂
She really took, gaslight gate-keep girlboss to the next level 😂
Edit: Thank you so much for the likes 👍 😍💖
(At 3,000 likes I’ll add a joke)
Edit: 2 (A Blond Joke)
‼️Disclaimer‼️ I’m blond and this joke is not meant to be offensive to anyone. Just humeros, please do not take offense.
A blond girl comes skipping home from school one day and exclames to her mom, “Mommy today at school all the other kids could only count to 5 but I counted all the way to ten! Is it because mom blond mommy?” She responds with, “Yes sweetheart it’s because you’re blond.”
The next day she comes skipping home again and she says to her mom, “Mommy! Today at school the other kids could only say to D and I said the alphabet all the way to G! Is it because I’m blond mommy?” Once again the mom replied with, “Yes sweetheart it’s because you’re blond.”
For the third day in a row the girl comes skipping home again and she exclaimed to her mom, “Mommy! I noticed I’m so much bigger that all the other kids at gym Mom! Is it because I’m blond mommy?” The mom finally said, “No sweetheart it’s because you’re 45 years old.”
😂☠️💀
What are you talking about? There's no gaslighting in this video. You sound insane.
@@sausageman4086 Found the funny guy at parties.
@@themanhimself3 Thank you.
@@sausageman4086 🤣😂
This literally happened to a coworker of mine. He tried to break up with her, but she convinced him to be F buddies. 4 years of that she lives there with a 1 year old and their engaged.
is he happy?
@@mejdlocraftci The real question here is : Is he aware?
HAHAHAHAHA@@superpro1thomas858
Are they happy and healthy?
He didn't seem unhappy by the time he left the job. Haven't talked to him in years now.
Had a girl that always put out before I would take her out... just so there was no tension at dinner and we could focus on enjoying each others company. Did the same whenever I visited... she said that sticking around afterwards was how she would feel like she was not being used. Best relationship I ever had. Haven't found that again since, they usually want their side first.
Sun Tzu would be in awe at her flawless victory.😳
"And then in the strange way things happen
Their roles were reversed from that day
The hunted became the huntress
The hunter became the prey
Conquest
Now you know who made the conquest
She with all her female guile led him helpless down the aisle
She had finally made a conquest"white stripes, conquest
"Build your opponent a golden bridge to retreat across"
-Sun Tzu
😂
Reverse uno card.
“Horizontal monster mashing” is now my favorite way to say “having sex”.
"Shaboinking" with a straight face is way funnier
Natural obligations 😂
What? I thought it was Bakugan fighting
Futurama
How about railing? 💀
Until the "shaboink whenever I want" turns out to be a scam
To be fair I ask my partners to tell me if they’re sleeping with others. It’s just a way to make sure you don’t catch anything
Thank you! Came to say this
I THOUGHT YOU SAID PARENTS ☠️☠️☠️☠️
@@Akidwithacaraddictionsame 😭😭
@@lynn-Ryo 😂😂
Just use protection and get tested after like every other fuck boy does
He's about to be "accidentally married".
And 60 later they will retire together and live in same senior home
why would she actually want that unless he has money
GOSH I WISH this was how simple conversations were in real life
The punchline "I'm not like other girls." 😂
“..because I'm your wife”
She knows how to catch casual men
She's exactly like other girls.😢
Reminds me of the manager who has a "roommate" that he's FWB, shares a bed with, splits bills with her, wears a "FWB for life" ring on his finger, and helps her take care of her two kids that look just like him.
Rowan?
💀
Is this a Viva reference lmao
I like how I know exactly who you mean lmaoooo
@@s.m.386 watching too many shorts will do that xD [Rowan the blackshirt manager]
Soooo absolutely, positively hilarious. Both of their acting jobs are just so spot on. Music on point as well. I just love this sketch.
Even when I had friends with benefits we still text and helped with stuff...it comes with the "friend" part 😂
That's what I was thinking, right? Ahaha
Friends with benefits is cringe
@@bryannig9 To each their own
@@bryannig9 lmao, yes two people coming together and deciding to be intimate without committing to one another is so cringe. you sound hurt lol.
@@lonewolfdeity ah yes believing everything the sexual revolution says is good without any moral standards
Well I'll be damned i found this 1 minute ago...
😂
Wow, you have my Nickname.
Thats so funny the old reverse psychology double take back no reverses trick ❤😂
She is indirectly asking him to marry her 😂😂😂
no shit !!!!!!!!
No we want u to be husbands without marrying us okay? not unless you rich
Next thing you know he's wondering how they have 2 kids, live in a home with a white picket fence, and drive a mini van 😂
Nah he won’t realize till he has grandkids that only came visit every Christmas
That’s a State Farm commercial
@@medusawitchful What? Kids just help you keep up with the times and raising them brings the best out of you... and grandkids are just the most precious thing you can't miss out on. It's all completely casual.
“horizontal monster mash” IM DYING 💀
casual relationship implies the existence of competitive relationship
ranked
what rank is your relationship bro
@@definitelynotjeffbezos4324 unranked
I’m in the silver league
Hard stuck bronze. I’ll move up one day
I remember one time in college my friend was talking about her friends with benefits guy, and in the middle of the conversation she went “yea we’re married he just doesn’t know yet”
How’d that turn out
@@brokenwideopen I'm replying to you so I don't miss this tea
Probably divorced because she tricked him into something he doesn’t want
@@Sebadoh1994 I was betting on it never got to a full blown relationship and once he picked up she wanted more, he ghosted.
Classic delulu
if women communicated this clearly and diplomatically they d win any negotiation
did i just watch an ad for turning a casual relationship into a committed relationship?
"Horizontal monster mash" got me dying😭
real 💀
Content machine is so good. Better than SNL and more relatable. Just getting better each week!
She fr gaslighted him to commitment😭
“i want an EXCLUSIVE casual relationship”
The happiness on his fave when he said "I won't have to drive so far to shaboink you"🤣🤣
This actually makes it less scary to make a commitment
If you are “scary” for commitment, than you are meeting with the wrong person 🙂
Seriously.
If you have any doubts, just find someone else and don’t break lives of 2 peoples and possibly children’s.
This is actually worse, but still funny. No one needs to be manipulated into commitment.
Why?
@user-mv2pr6fl8x they said the idea of committing scares them not committing to a specific person.....
The moment she starts messing with his mind….😂😂😂. That Brain worm power is strong in this one
If more woman understand men like this the world would be a much better place
Hang on... wait a minute... something ain't right 😅
This perfectly defines the fundamental laws of a casual relationship
No, this is the start of any relationship. That's the point.
@@stephanosuk78 I guess
If only people were this transparent, direct and concise.
I just wanted a casual thing...
I ended up in a casual relationship...
Then a casual marriage
Had 3 casual kids
I ended up the casualty in a casual divorce
Now I can’t get a casual thing without paying for it
Try casually buying a ticket to the Philippines.
Me and my casual have been married for 20 years, have four children, and 3 grandchildren. 😂😂😂
She: I want to be casual too
He: Nice
She: lifetime and exclusive tough
Damn she outplayed him 😭 😂
“And why not get some matching rings just to let people know we’re shabonking? Totally casual”
OMG!!!! She just turned the bad into good!!! What a smart lady!!! May God bless her~! And I hope they stay loyal to each other always and have a happy and bright future
And after we become roommates we should probably get married just for tax purposes…
And raising kids together would be so good for the kids, and easy for us
@@IkesPimpHand Kids will help bring their lives more meaning instead of just being eat, sleep, work, hook up!
With a well established pre-nup. Wait, where are you going?
“horisontal monster mash” that goes hard XD
She did agree to shabonk anytime he wants. There are not many relationships like that, of course he is taking that deal!!!!🎉🎉
this.
She sold the marriage to him 😂😂😂
Bro moved from a near breakup to married just like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rumor has it that he still hasn't figured out what went wrong 😂😂😂😂
The “I’m not like other girls” is so spot on. It even sounded like it should.
Most serious casual relationship ever😂😂❤
The legit "I'm not like other girls"
Also let's casually get some casual friend rings in a casual ceremony and casually have some casual children.
Twist is that he just tricked her into a committed relationship with consistent shabonking.
Total mad lad.
When she hits you with the Uno Reverse card
This is the best way to have these conversations, at least 10 meters apart!
Imma need a girl like this
Bro this is just called a happy relationship
They ain't real
@@AnnabelLDurbin it is funny how happy relationships all seem to be built upon a mountain of lies 😂
@@k11w65 They are, but they can be rare. Goes for both Men and Women though
@@BobRossCat true
NGL that's how exactly my relationship started and it's going pretty good till date😂
Ha alright good idea. It happened to someone I know too
Molly from GH...... Its basically your relationship on the soap opera 🤣🤣
shaboinking 💀💀💀 imma use that 😭
Yo, who are you going to Shaboinking
That's just a committed relationship.
You're smart. We should horizontal monster mash. Casual of course
The interesting part is that he didn't want a relationship that is based in a toxic social pattern, but when the terms where open in the table, without drama, he was able to take an informed decision on what it was actually about.
Also, she said that she 'might' decide to not get involved if he wanted to be with someone else, but that's not a given. The terms of the relationship contract aren't set in stone, it's open to dialogue.
That's actually how we should act with any kind of relationship in our lives. It's not gaslighting, it's authenticity and dialogue.
She is a good actor. I would love to see her in a Netflix series or something.
Yes. With sheboinking.
@@deepzone31 😂
I think that's Molly on General Hospital?
@@katdog9786 no but they look kinda similar 😅
I've seen her in Lifetime movies in years past.
That's the best bamboozled into a marriage I've ever seen.
Sounds better than 50% of "exclusive" relationships
One more thing, at some point we’ll have to get matching rings so that we can show everyone that we’re shaboinking :)
A: How's your wife?
B: you mean my roommate?
A: no, your wife.😂
Edit: woah. Thank you for the likes ❤️
viva la dirt league rowan has a wife
I remember that haha
😂😂
B locking it in
Definition of sell me this relationship😂😂😂
Always tell your hookup partners who else and how many other people you sleep with. Helps with identifying STIs.
or just dont have hookup partners...
@@darthpooter133fr
"Baby, I'm not talking to any other guy but you. I promise you that."
My last girlfriend's EXACT words a month before I found out she was sleeping with another girl. Technically she wasn't lying. I'll give her that.
😂 Life is funny.
I offered to invite her over, and when she said she couldn't do that I had to break it off.
Anyway, that's my internet journal for the day. Sorry for the intrusion.
@@darthpooter133 You don't HAVE to have hookup partners. Nobody said you did. I don't, that wasn't the point. The point was if you're going to it's not unreasonable to ask about their other partners
@@shelbyjones6922
Yes, but his point is that you shouldn't - full-stop. It's a low IQ and degenerate behaviour.
Bro just got finessed 😂😂😂.
_"So I don't feel like you're using me"_ is a red flag. Does she not WANT sex too? If you want something, you should not feel _"used"_ if you get it. That means she is having sex without wanting it, which, first, is not your problem, but hers, since you're just doing what you want, and second, means that she wants something completely different than you; and that thing is probably your money or the things you "invest" into the relationship.
😂 yup marrying is just being roomates , that reminds me of another video " when your co worker finds out he is accidentally married"
“As long as you know men are like children, you know everything.” - Coco Chanel.
That's how you do it, ladies. dumb down the idea. DUMB. IT. DOWN.
I mean hey communication is always key 😂