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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @casserCOM
    @casserCOM Год назад +3387

    franz. thank you for changing my life. I was once addicted to buying crates on CSGO, going as far as spending a month's rent on glove cases, but now I'm addicted to opiates.

    • @danderich2768
      @danderich2768 Год назад +31

      Oh lord... have a mercy on this crook

    • @AWormsPurpose
      @AWormsPurpose Год назад +101

      The whiteboy pipeline

    • @jorgetpf
      @jorgetpf Год назад +17

      We love to see it

    • @von...
      @von... Год назад +55

      --- Daily Tasks ---
      [ ] steal Mom's jewelry & sell it
      [ ] talk to yourself while walking around aimlessly outside
      [ ] loudly yell incoherently if anyone makes eye contact with you
      [ ] fall asleep standing up outside at 1pm

    • @tailorr03
      @tailorr03 Год назад +15

      from cases to percs, the natural way

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 Год назад +996

    Bro setting up your own vending machine barriers is a sick as hell mechanic

    • @yourmother3569
      @yourmother3569 Год назад +41

      yeah too bad they patched it out a few days ago :(

    • @HoboWithWifi
      @HoboWithWifi Год назад +15

      I just wish it wasn't on office. The balance is fucked enough as it is.

    • @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413
      @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 Год назад +48

      cs player discovers why cs source was fun in 2004

    • @yourmother3569
      @yourmother3569 Год назад

      @@HoboWithWifi as long as you can get like 3-4 rounds on CT side you’re good. if you know what you’re doing it’s basically impossible to lose more than a round or two on t side

    • @Foopy
      @Foopy Год назад +1

      reminds me of cs 1.6 zombies

  • @infinitedelete
    @infinitedelete Год назад +125

    the standing in the door frame bit is just genius

    • @lxdixd
      @lxdixd Год назад +7

      bro he stood there for ages

  • @totalbaddie
    @totalbaddie Год назад +292

    This reminds me of being on Counter Strike: Source building bases with vending machines and boxes trying to keep the zombies out. Rationing ammo with other people and inevitably failing to keep the zombies out. Good times. Thanks Franz.

  • @yourlocalgoner
    @yourlocalgoner Год назад +407

    frangj never fails to fill me up with his juicy movements and sticky sense of humor

  • @g0veGaming
    @g0veGaming Год назад +69

    Rest in peace, movable vending machine. You will be missed.

  • @stuckinaconstant7132
    @stuckinaconstant7132 Год назад +19

    3:31 - 3:55 might be the best clip out of all. it has everything.

    • @ChineseMustangs
      @ChineseMustangs 10 месяцев назад

      absolutely agree

    • @ferentyuk7582
      @ferentyuk7582 9 месяцев назад +2

      whats the song???

    • @ferentyuk7582
      @ferentyuk7582 9 месяцев назад

      gunk - underscores.

    • @ihcarez
      @ihcarez 7 месяцев назад

      @@ferentyuk7582 ​underscores - Gunk

    • @WildFPS.
      @WildFPS. 5 месяцев назад

      @@ferentyuk7582 did you ever figure out what the song was called?

  • @azzieboba
    @azzieboba Год назад +33

    when underscores said [EXTREMELY LOUD PURE BASS SOUND EFFECT] i felt that

  • @motoyomakoto7801
    @motoyomakoto7801 Год назад +72

    Thank you Frankenstein Joe for the quality humorous content

  • @ilker2445
    @ilker2445 Год назад +21

    the bit at the end added +1000% smoothness to my brain

  • @Orangr
    @Orangr Год назад +100

    Can we appreciate him for always spreading our cheeks and just filling us up with content?

  • @CreemSmile
    @CreemSmile Год назад +81

    Doza absolutely killing it, good stuff

  • @shutyouglyah6174
    @shutyouglyah6174 Год назад +6

    6:46 holy fuckin nostalgia trip to me playing just cause 2 in like 6th grade

  • @Chaos8200_YT
    @Chaos8200_YT Год назад +28

    Editor going absolutely feral once again 🔥👏

  • @lauritskonge1584
    @lauritskonge1584 Год назад +5

    your videos keep getting better and better, yet the old ones are always nostalgic

  • @MikoCS928
    @MikoCS928 Год назад +8

    Ive never seen a human troll face THAT WAS EPIC!

  • @pillgrimm
    @pillgrimm Год назад +4

    6:46 that just cause mile high club rave music 😍😍😍

  • @Twistednc
    @Twistednc Год назад +1

    The grinch staring Franz Jim, Campbell soup and that one guy with the world record for smashing eggs with his forehead. "Sick edge bug" - the grinch.

  • @velocity1724
    @velocity1724 Год назад +5

    Thank God for more rust content. Alway so much more fun to see

  • @mrworldwide630
    @mrworldwide630 Год назад +2

    As I woke up in this beatiful morning of monday, I opened youtube and I saw in my recommendetions "Vender Blender". Then i immediately screamed "VENDER BLENDER!" out of my lungs. What the fuf?

  • @L1mbo
    @L1mbo Год назад +2

    This was legit one of the best videos I've ever seen

  • @altboat6573
    @altboat6573 Год назад +1

    yo thanks for putting me in the video franz

  • @rche4123
    @rche4123 Год назад +2

    the render of the vender brings great splendour to my member

  • @xcaliber998
    @xcaliber998 Год назад +1

    one of his best yet.

  • @naDalous
    @naDalous Год назад +14

    Crazy how much joy such a basic mechanic can bring. I love it 😂

  • @SkulKid_Jay
    @SkulKid_Jay Год назад +5

    Plimby oughta join a metal band with that growl

  • @aashirdar7511
    @aashirdar7511 Год назад +1

    That's why they say vending machines kill more ppl as compared to sharks around the world.

  • @bubbly6379
    @bubbly6379 Год назад +4

    The masculine urge to gamble after watching a skinclub ad spot

  • @TheGreatGingah
    @TheGreatGingah Год назад +4

    can we all just take a moment to appreciate the motion tracking on the m4 @3:35

    • @neonx2173
      @neonx2173 Год назад +1

      and the bass boosted music

  • @BrodyTooSilly
    @BrodyTooSilly Год назад +1

    4:16 Franz is going to get a cease and desist from Nintendo 😭

  • @Fentiman
    @Fentiman Год назад +4

    one of the few channels I don't (can't) watch at 2x speed

    • @bomboclatlawg
      @bomboclatlawg Год назад +8

      who tf watches videos at 2x

    • @Fentiman
      @Fentiman Год назад +7

      @@bomboclatlawg my brain is all fucked mate

  • @sailla5584
    @sailla5584 Год назад +5

    Only God could stop him from finishing his piece of art ( no boobas )

  • @joethefreak
    @joethefreak Год назад +1

    Frank Joe makes me feel a way I never wanna feel again

  • @talviah
    @talviah Год назад +2

    this was actually scarier than the fnaf movie

  • @cardinallman
    @cardinallman Год назад +1

    franz this video is goated frfr

  • @TheSapier
    @TheSapier Год назад +1

    the editing on this one is insane

  • @Skrynat
    @Skrynat Год назад +6

    The guy who doesnt need a Halloween costume

  • @Vexicuhl
    @Vexicuhl Год назад +1

    absolute banger of a video franz

  • @ham164cs
    @ham164cs Год назад +1

    thank you for enlightening me with pogo 3d, my life is forever changed

  • @evolvedfan7660
    @evolvedfan7660 Год назад +1

    i can't no more with this guy

  • @tampson2256
    @tampson2256 Год назад +1

    3:31 ITS LITERALLY SUGARLOAF LOOOOL

  • @cmdrpain_
    @cmdrpain_ Год назад +1

    that's gotta be the best thumbnail ever

  • @rokaxiv
    @rokaxiv Год назад +5

    love the cursed ass edits you need to employ your editor for all of eternity francis j

  • @SimpleBonsai
    @SimpleBonsai Год назад +1

    It reminds of cs:s times where you could nade specific spots to make objects move to block certain entries

  • @snowiecore
    @snowiecore Год назад

    underscores @ 3:33 is a gift from the heavens bro...

  • @Brodc
    @Brodc Год назад

    3:33 song is "Gunk - underscores"

  • @kitsqui5829
    @kitsqui5829 Год назад +3

    These videos are always amazing, I look forward to the next one 🤙

  • @PBplayer1202
    @PBplayer1202 Год назад

    9:10 is cinematic masterpiece masterclass type beat

  • @zumpalu8511
    @zumpalu8511 Год назад +3

    Incredible editing

  • @edge-of-the-internet
    @edge-of-the-internet Год назад +1

    editor is goated with the sauce

  • @mustafakadhem9550
    @mustafakadhem9550 Год назад +1

    the 2015 stock creepypasta fucked me up for a solid 15 minutes

  • @BlazeIsaquilla
    @BlazeIsaquilla 7 месяцев назад

    plimby might be the best addition to franz's content

  • @tonlaysay
    @tonlaysay Год назад +2

    я ждал этого всю жизнь

  • @K3Vz0
    @K3Vz0 Год назад

    4:34 didnt expect you to also know about crashsune

  • @Sludgelorrd
    @Sludgelorrd Год назад +1

    doza is the absoloute goat

  • @s0leily615
    @s0leily615 Год назад

    The NFS Porsche unleashed 2000 theme brought back memories.. Damn

  • @brocstzy
    @brocstzy Год назад +11

    my disabled friend has been bound to a wheelchair for 7 years. but after showing him this video, he stood up to turn that shit off. thank you franz

  • @OGSumo
    @OGSumo Год назад

    Doza going bonkers with the editing

  • @nathanlewtschuk3566
    @nathanlewtschuk3566 Год назад +2

    there is NO WAY you used the Need for Speed: Porsche Unleashed intro music at 2:31 oh my god

    • @FranzJx
      @FranzJx  Год назад +2

      Yes I love that game

  • @svdziu
    @svdziu Год назад +3

    holy fuck the nfs porsche unleashed soundtrack got me

    • @fonem-v2d
      @fonem-v2d Год назад

      based as hell right?

  • @Jayman-kv2we
    @Jayman-kv2we Год назад +2

    An absolutely haunting Halloween video

  • @start3r
    @start3r Год назад +6

    What is that absolute banger of a song called at 5:12

    • @BiOxMilch
      @BiOxMilch Год назад +1

      lemme know if u found it

    • @버튼퀸
      @버튼퀸 Год назад

      me to

    • @start3r
      @start3r Год назад

      found it guys its
      ALL THAT SHE WANTS METHOXIDE HARDTEKK BOOTLEG Methoxide

    • @sam_the_green_lemurschanne8899
      @sam_the_green_lemurschanne8899 11 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/video/ZgymA4xK7Bw/видео.html

    • @Lun44rrr
      @Lun44rrr 3 месяца назад

      it is a remix of "all she wants" by ace of base, probably a tekno remix of it or sum on SoundCloud

  • @alsoimpxct
    @alsoimpxct Год назад +1

    YIPPPEEEE

  • @EmeraldVEVOH
    @EmeraldVEVOH Год назад +2

    Franz is my spirit animal :3

  • @daminkon246
    @daminkon246 7 месяцев назад

    Why do your videos keep getting better and better? Feels unreal

  • @rostonbosini12
    @rostonbosini12 Год назад +2

    Wow can’t believe frank jizzle vender bendered all over the place like that

  • @LWonderchild
    @LWonderchild Год назад

    Franz vid on my birthday, best present ive got so far ☺️

  • @JB_CS
    @JB_CS Год назад +1

    scary franz isnt real he just doesn't exist...
    (scary franz)

  • @dogexs5536
    @dogexs5536 Год назад

    man doza keeps popping off 🔛🔝

  • @tridenthades1326
    @tridenthades1326 Год назад +1

    BANGER ALERT 🗣️🗣️

  • @NazadYT
    @NazadYT Год назад +1

    He do be movin that vending machine tho

  • @KaylumHSQ
    @KaylumHSQ Год назад +1

    @4:55 lad was hitting the gun lean

  • @IMG_8679
    @IMG_8679 3 месяца назад

    3:28 franz knifed by the scooper?!?!

  • @Jootunn
    @Jootunn Год назад

    Mans doing an imitation of Badger imitating plastic man

  • @ReasonableSwampMonster
    @ReasonableSwampMonster Год назад

    Editor is best in the game 🔛🔝

  • @welcom2fozzland808
    @welcom2fozzland808 Год назад

    Bro the superheaven song that I’ve had on repeat at 1:11 let’s gooo

  • @mochii59
    @mochii59 Год назад +1

    babe wake up franz uploaded

    • @RealUsername64
      @RealUsername64 Год назад +1

      Babe hasnt breathed in 2 weeks bro i think shes dead

  • @danderich2768
    @danderich2768 Год назад

    3:06 curving DEITZ BULLET

  • @snowiecore
    @snowiecore Год назад +1

    comedy oriented video, nice

  • @Dragcnborn
    @Dragcnborn Год назад +1

    pizza parlor music was kinda cool

  • @mikeleo5405
    @mikeleo5405 Год назад

    the rust moments were top tier

  • @ecclesman
    @ecclesman Год назад

    This might be one of your best videos of all time (high asf btw)

  • @lucree.904
    @lucree.904 Год назад +3

    he's losing his brain wrinkles... (17% more neurons than the average human)

  • @szr.5372
    @szr.5372 Год назад

    Thank you for this new upload Francisco Jay

  • @theninjapro7648
    @theninjapro7648 Год назад +1

    This is one of your better ones Franz, fucking hilarious XDDDDDD

  • @cough1
    @cough1 Год назад +2

    what a fucking banger wtf

  • @pillsrg0od247
    @pillsrg0od247 Год назад +1

    7:24 funniest shit ive ever seen

  • @DaDude1998
    @DaDude1998 Год назад +4

    Whats the song at 6:46 before he changes it?

  • @pillgrimm
    @pillgrimm Год назад

    Franz is one of the only people who remind me gunnar optiks exist

  • @zeallexandre
    @zeallexandre Год назад +2

    Another banger from Francisco José

  • @Buhstard
    @Buhstard 11 месяцев назад +2

    I need the song at 5:13

  • @orbbbb
    @orbbbb Год назад

    franz listening to circles as an american is heavy based

  • @dimitar4y
    @dimitar4y Год назад

    3:06 finally franz experiences the normal csgo experience i had
    still made it to global despite that trashy netcode.

  • @ssl4d2
    @ssl4d2 Год назад +1

    thats steam pfp goes so hard

  • @erykkxd420
    @erykkxd420 Год назад

    This postal music, nostalgia xd

  • @TrickstersRequiem
    @TrickstersRequiem Год назад +1

    quite the fender bender

  • @santaclaus4104
    @santaclaus4104 Год назад +1

    dude dropped a Halloween special

  • @JamesJones-wd8or
    @JamesJones-wd8or Год назад

    6:46 based just cause 2 OST

  • @repoBuggin
    @repoBuggin Год назад

    5:51 why he thinking that hes looking over the rock irl

  • @cowardi
    @cowardi Год назад

    the beast presents.