bastion on dwugsss
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- Опубликовано: 24 сен 2020
- don't worry, even without drugs im still this stupid
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Edited by: / stefayylmao1 
Игры
Keprhi: essentially disappointed dad
Arwen: essentially supportive mom
Bastionman: on another plane of existence
Jesse Renfro does Arwen have a twitch or yt
Simp
Ana: essentially the older brother enjoying the whole ordeal
@@Fiufsciak 😂😂 *ACCURATE*
@@rasco8379 no idea man
Bastionmain on anesthesia is honestly the most wholesome thing in the world.
Bastionmain is cute
Bro I almost cried I thought it was so cute
He's a cutie
I guess after playing such a cute character like Bastion for a while, you develop a cuteness affinity irl.
My god he sounds even more cute, let me simp
"He's playing better than the tanks I've had the past three games and he's not even coherent."
Had me dying
Same
If it weren't 4am, I'd be laughing so loud at that. Hardest wheez of my life
5:10
I read this right before he said it
You know what's even funnier? The fact that just a bit after that, Bastion said he couldn't read.
Those tanks played worse than a guy who couldn't read.
“I have to end stream because my keyboard is covered in blood”
bwood*
@@Josh-th4yi stweam*
You aren't a true gamer unless you've bled on your keyboard at least 17 times
Laura Brosens Barros keybword
unephemeral >:(
"can you be here for me in real life?" that one hit hard
shut up im ur biggest supoerter
@Fedo I feel that
Timestampu?
Especially because he said “I need a-“ right after, but his judgment (or dwugs) kept him in the clear.....poor, single bastion main..
@Random Commenter thanku
Imagine losing to a one trick bastion on drugs playing Reinhardt
2020 be weird...
Feelsbadman
Their monkey was trolling though lol
With his S key on charge
To be fair you saw how nasty Kephri was lol
*piledrives absolutely nothing*
"i'm pobbin opf"
LOLOL
I can’t believe a high on drugs bastion main is better than me at tank.
It’s a sad day when you realise a guy super high on surgical grade anaesthesia is better at Overwatch than you
Bastion main tank tutorial?
@@flinngordon68 The guy whos on surgical grade anesthesia is a step above that guy, who probably plays main tank better than me.
Same here I am in gold and I am seeing a guy on drugs play better Reinhardt than a guy who isn't on drugs
This is the funniest video I’ve ever seen
ESKAY YOU WATCH BASTION MAIN TOO, omg haha it's great i'm dying over here, also i love you queen 🥺
i knoooow oh my hgoshh
Yo eskay here damm
Same lol
@@neyo717 simp momentum
why is him saying "i gotchu kephwii" lowkey the cutest thing ive ever heard?
His voice is supew kute ❤️
They just lost to a guy literally on anesthesia.... I would probably uninstall
In gm
"how to kill the pharah twice in one game as reinhardt"
Step 1 - Dwugs
Step 2 - Do a stream and get a Dps that be like a dissapointed dad and a healer that is like a supportive mom
"I gotchu kephwii" so cute
Bastion: This is a bad idea...
Sweats harder than a pro player
bruh lol.
let’s BLOOD OUT XDDD
Pro players sweat?!
"Dwugs is fun, I should do this more often" Bastion, 2020
Kephrii: He playing better than the tanks ive had the last 3 games and he isnt even coherent
also him at the start of the round: *Blocks BastionMain*
Should've replaced the sentences
To be fair, he blocked him because he sounded like he was on drugs, lmao
@@solarwings1132 To be fair, he was on drugs
@@sylph4252 That is true
“Being on drugs is fun”
Wait kephri's actually so rude, he auto banned someone just because they sound different.
yea i was gonna say that too lol
Why ban him if 5:10
@@ahuman9519 he still auto banned tho
He probably unblocked him and BastionMain is known to be a thrower, he was probably just not in the mood for him on tank.
69 Likes, I see what you did there comment section, I see you
“Why are you drugged up”
“Because I like drugs”
😂😂😂
Nathan Fallin dwugs >:(
Most adorable part 4:13 the "oh no" is too much for me
aww
this is the most wholesome overwatch video omfg
it's like a child talking it's too cute
Oh my God
That Voice makes him sound even more high xD
But All Jokes Aside Hope You're all Better now Man ^^
bruh lol.
well no shit
He's not on drugs he's just overclocking his processor.
True
Bastion is the most discriminated against hero
@@HouseHomebrew Nyah
FV25 he’s not really the worse. He’s just really situational, there’s been plenty of times when my team is losing a point on escort and I pull out the bastion and rack up three picks.
@@P0MPH yeah yesterday I went off I got my tm8s moira and mercy to heal and boost dps and almost clutched up but we cant win ill carry and then well lose just my luck
nah it's brig
everyone hates brig
Personally I'd rather fight a decent bastion then a decent mcree in a match
u know he's dedicated when even anesthesia won't keep him from streaming,,much love bastionmain feel better soon
he was probably too high and just wandered over to his computer to play some games and accidentally opened up his streaming service and said, "you know what fwuck it"
Mate this is one of the funniest videos I have ever watched 😂
Omg he’s way better than me and he’s on drugs. Wow I’m bad.
The "he's playing better than the tanks from my past couple games and he's not even coherent" got me good from keprhi 😂
"bed for poosies I pway wvanked"
"Put me in Owl wight now"
"Can you be here for me in real life?" hit me hard
same fam T_T
When a bastion one trick on drugs is better than 80% of the player base lol
Also playing in a role that is not his main role
You mean better than 98%, masters I like top 5% of the Player base and he played on like high masters or smth
*"I cAn EaT mAh LiP"*
We all love bastionmain, so please don't do something like this again if it's dangerous. I remember when I had my wisdom teeth pulled, I walked into 3 different walls and almost pulled some of the stitches. It was a fun stream, but so is every bastionmain stream.
Wisdom teeth removal is one of the safest surgeries someone can have. I literally just had mine out on 9/11 and I took a 3 hour nap after they took them out, and I sounded exactly like bastionmain. But I was still coherent
@@RighteousPretzel i had mine done while awake, i was completely sober aside from being sleepy af from the pain meds. Even manages to eat steak the same night
@@sause819 I havent got mine took out hopefully won't but I can barely chew steak or anything that's not atleast tender to partially tender
@@michellemuir2353 Just had to take smaller bites and chew with your front most teeth. I did it mostly for bragging rights, i regret it thinking back but its a fun story
Bastionmains Hammond is so good he might as well be yeatle
Well they both have a translator
This is actually kinda wholesome for being based on the fact that Bastionmain's high on Anastesia
Don't do dwugs kids, or you'll end up like bastion main
Weebs Are People Too but I want bwe bwastion mwain
GM tank?
wait top 500? ok bet
So I’ll be good at video games and have a dedicated fan base? SIGN ME UP
Not the best example
bastionmain with that voice just make me wanna hug him
he sounds so innocent and adorable
Arwen is like that supportive mom that just wants the best for u even when ur on a whole different universe
2:10
what a sadge moment
Finally... An "On Drugs" video that actually has drugs on it.
7:46 you can see the increased reaction time
Intro and outro song is Erica Banzuelo - Build Me Up Buttercup (Reigh Lofi Remix)
thank you so much
@@calankirkpatrick3953 calm down my guy
I wish the bastard had credited it in the description.
@@_V.Va_ I think it's on purpose so that this community will unite and bond stronger by searching for the song ourselves.
@@003Keenan That's the dumbest shit I've read all day.
getting destroyed by someone playing rein and hammond while they are absolutely stoned must be an experience
i won't admit nor deny that i just cried to someone being high out of their mind, but god damn was this wholesome.
4:57 give the man his damn ball back
hahaha I love binding charge on S on Rein :'D
This made my day better.
kephrii: bitches all game.
at the end: thanks. LOL hahahaha dude.
Him being drugged and so sad actually makes me peeposad weirdchamp give him ball back.
He’s so cuuuuttteeeee
when he said “can i have my ball” my heart just instantly broke
Never thought Kephrii would still be playing serious in 2020
I find this weirdly wholesome and heart warming, all of the time i just want to hug bastion
Why is BastionMain still better then me at Overwatch when he's drugged up
Is this anyone else’s comfort video? I always watch it when I’m anxious or having a bad time :)
actually me, this video is soooo good
-sk1shot the new editor guy
Oh my god I'm gonna cry, this is the fucking cutest thing I've seen in my life.
Respect to the Ana who decided that giving nano to drugged out bastion main was a good idea
9:30 That tracer not only destroyed a sweet moment, she also added salt to the wound with that tbagging xD
I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed recently. I was conscious the entire time. My least favorite part about it was getting my faced smooshed against the chair as my dentist put what felt like his full weight on me in order to shatter my teeth in a manner reminiscent of hard candy. I wasn't even happy-high afterwards. I just felt really sluggish and fatigued as I tried to make sure my inexperienced roommate didn't crash on the drive home. Then I sat in my living room, miserable, binge watching Community as I occasionally swapped my blood-soaked gauze. I'm surprised I haven't had any nightmares of the experience.
The 'can you be there for me in real life' is relatable :')
i’ve only watched the first 30 seconds and this is already golden
“I told doctor he had bad smelling breath it was my breath”-bastion main
This is so cute, You litterly made my day!
Yeah litterly!
When I had my all of my wisdom teeth removed in one go I was just lying in bed afterwards, high as fuck, laughing uncontrollably. It was fucking great.
The fact that he can play better than me when he's high and makes me sad
It should.
How did we go from this to edging bruh 💀
Just imagine a drugged-up, nano-boosted bastionmain on reinhardt with his charge bound to his S key, barreling in your direction
He plays better than me when he’s high af
This makes me big sad
“He plays better than my tanks in other games” as a sigma/zarya main this hurts
this has to be the funniest thing i have ever come across, the first video ive actually cried a bit by laughing too hard.
i love how he did not make it clear at all that he got his wisdom teeth removed so people in chat and in his games literally just think he’s on drugs on a tuesday morning HAHAHHA im dead dude
i had to scroll down to find a comment about his chat lol
fucking hilarious, everyone telling him to go to bed etc hahah relax my dudes
I NEED TO KNOW THIS OUTRO SONG
build me up buttercup reigh lofi remix
holy hallway I love you for this .... best of luck on you’re comp games
Bastionmain on anesthesia is so cute and WHOLESOME 👍🥺
Everytime I’m down I watch this it makes me happy
dude this is honestly the best video i’ve ever watched. i haven’t laughed this hard in a while
Should I be sad that this dude has like 50% better aim than I ever will while he’s drugged? Probably, but I’m still impressed and amazed.
...
*Curse my shaky handsies.*
Even I wasn’t this stoned and I was 14 when I got them removed lmao.
excuse me FOURTEEN?????? aren't they supposed to come in at like 18
Yeetus_The_ Feetus -_- yeah my teeth are kinda fucked ngl
@@yeetus_the_feetus-_-9324 I got mine taken out last week and I'm 16.
"Being on drugs is fun I should do it more often!" -BastionMain 2020
A year later I can confirm: this is one of the videos of all time
This made my day I would say do more of these videos but drugs are bad especially with your brain.
I feel like this was when people realised this guy was more than just a meme
This is by far the cutest thing I’ve watched this year.
That Mercy ❤️
Bastionmain on dwugs is the most wholesome thing ever
dammit bastionmain this is too wholesome
Even Bastionmain simps with drugs
I come back to this whenever I’m having a bad day. Fixes everything
Literally my favorite video, he was so fucking cute and hilarious at the same time. Don't do drugs, do a drunk stream instead
Don’t ever stream without anesthesia please
That's kinda dangerous doe
@@fizzlock how
This feels like some little brother's time on xbox vibe... love it
Funniest and most wholesome video I've watched this year, thanks.
You should do this every stream its so cute
Yes he should remove his wisdom teeth every stream
If I’m being honest this is the most wholesome and adorable thing I’ve seen in a long time
This was both adorable and funny at the same time
but omg when he played ranked I almost had a stroke
best D.A.R.E. commercial i’ve seen in a while ngl
I just love rewatching this it’s so funny
This is genuinely on of the funniest things I’ve ever watched
I’ve been playing as bastion for a while, and I’m super happy to find someone who’s an actual bastion main. I will look up to you more for skills. Thank you for existing bastionmain!
I don’t think that I’ve ever been more happy with the line “HAY I can eat my lip.... my lip tastes good”
"man being on drugz is fun i should do it some time"
BastionMain- 2020