D&D Story: Ep.13- The Potato Girl [Fool's Gold]

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  • @DingoDoodles
    @DingoDoodles  4 года назад +2125

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      @lilys.2220 4 года назад +13

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      @stellgodemperor6033 4 года назад +7

      How are you today?

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      @joeb8935 4 года назад +9

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    • @antonisbomboms7042
      @antonisbomboms7042 4 года назад +4

      Coronovirus

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      @rubyj3287 4 года назад +8

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  • @15oClock
    @15oClock 4 года назад +3124

    "I've never killed a kid before, but I'm open to new experiences."
    The mantra of Skyrim modding.

    • @bvautour
      @bvautour 4 года назад +65

      I mean...you're not wrong.

    • @harrietlord9676
      @harrietlord9676 4 года назад +34

      Hell yes

    • @toocoldforyouhere8353
      @toocoldforyouhere8353 4 года назад +17

      Caleb Chaney, he burned the orphanage

    • @boredfangerrude
      @boredfangerrude 4 года назад +8

      Is there an actual mod for this?

    • @15oClock
      @15oClock 4 года назад +30

      Boredfan Gerrude Killing children? Yes. It's probably one of the more infamous mods behind the Thomas the Tank Engine replacer and the scantily clad women.

  • @BugsydorPrime
    @BugsydorPrime 4 года назад +4000

    Gothi: I bring Dwayne.
    Gotta say, her sense of humor rocks.

    • @Fergus22
      @Fergus22 4 года назад +58

      *flinches *

    • @flyboy6392
      @flyboy6392 4 года назад +90

      heh, stoner humor

    • @mschaidle1134
      @mschaidle1134 4 года назад +52

      Dwayne "the rock"...

    • @Nina-ds9lc
      @Nina-ds9lc 4 года назад +50

      Welcome to RUclips! where humour is a stones throw away

    • @maem7462
      @maem7462 4 года назад +41

      That pun is rock solid

  • @raviabbott4181
    @raviabbott4181 4 года назад +747

    Quick summary:
    Sell potato
    Buy potato
    Burn potato
    Orphan

    • @aaronzaharias9110
      @aaronzaharias9110 3 года назад +5

      All of the above

    • @serotonin.scavenger
      @serotonin.scavenger 3 года назад +15

      They should've know that, in a universe with anime-like powers, orphaned kids get superpowers as compensation for not having parents.

    • @antoniosebastiantan8782
      @antoniosebastiantan8782 3 года назад +9

      Technoblade

    • @pouncelygrin6699
      @pouncelygrin6699 3 года назад +10

      @@antoniosebastiantan8782
      "Officer I dropped kick that child in self-defense"
      Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @Cet-gr5ym
      @Cet-gr5ym 2 года назад +3

      Technoblade in a nutshell

  • @pew-chewtimes4803
    @pew-chewtimes4803 3 года назад +942

    girl: are you here to kill me?
    gothi: what? no.
    ...
    gothi: wait yes.

    • @cassandraharding1907
      @cassandraharding1907 3 года назад +7

      Good

    • @seffaflotus
      @seffaflotus Год назад +4

      5:12 yes, they obviously should have done what Gothi tried to do. Its always idiotic to not instantly kill someone who is trying to kill you (if you can). Gothi was wiser even on low battery.

  • @rocketman2485
    @rocketman2485 4 года назад +1518

    "this one stop heart. twenty gold"
    *rogues begin salivating*

    • @liamdalemon1525
      @liamdalemon1525 4 года назад +115

      she managed to start a revolution... BECAUSE GOTHI GAVE HER A FREE POTATO!?!?

    • @izerochan
      @izerochan 4 года назад +57

      Oh shit, you noticed that?
      *furiously wiping mouth*

    • @Orange_Swirl
      @Orange_Swirl 4 года назад +6

      My wood elf rogue would like that.

  • @byronray3677
    @byronray3677 4 года назад +1919

    Sneeze gets poisoned.
    Sneeze gets stolen by Mindflare.
    Sneeze gets decapitated and sent to soul disintegrating gem.
    Sneeze gets beaten up by vampire mafia.
    Sneeze has been through a lot.

    • @Alpha121198
      @Alpha121198 4 года назад +82

      And that’s just what we’ve been told about!

    • @byronray3677
      @byronray3677 4 года назад +31

      So true, I haven’t even considered that.

    • @vincentpollmann3191
      @vincentpollmann3191 4 года назад +15

      They killed sneeze! Or was it kenny

    • @MsAmiClassified
      @MsAmiClassified 4 года назад +7

      tbf he kinda brought the last one on himself

    • @lisaalleman4464
      @lisaalleman4464 4 года назад +6

      Also tongue is bye bye

  • @Nick_C1997
    @Nick_C1997 4 года назад +1002

    Girl: "I wanna be a princess"
    Old Gothi: "Hmm...Duck?"
    I don't know why, but I burst out laughing at that

  • @riolulover9784
    @riolulover9784 4 года назад +416

    "Sneeze, has been POISONED."
    "Hmmmmm."
    "Gothi determines what kind of Poison it is..it's, one of HERS."
    "HMMMMMMMMMM."
    Honestly my favourite moment of this episode, that was just funny to me.

  • @pufferfing63
    @pufferfing63 4 года назад +808

    Sibs: selling cursed stolen objects
    Old Gothi: wHo WAnT bOIlEd ShOE comes with a potato in it

    • @papayadoodlez9994
      @papayadoodlez9994 4 года назад +7

      Sips*

    • @AnArtistInAVoid
      @AnArtistInAVoid 4 года назад +11

      I’d take the shoe any day, then scam someone, by saying it’s a magical shoe, and selling the shoe to an idiot.

    • @davidgannonreal
      @davidgannonreal 4 года назад +3

      @@AnArtistInAVoid That idiot would be me, heck yeah I would want a magic shoe

  • @atomykebonpyre
    @atomykebonpyre 4 года назад +2089

    Old Gothi is best Gothi.
    "kid like potato right?"
    "this stop heart 20 gold"
    "oh right fire"
    Old gothi is best Gothi.

    • @securecontainpikachu6718
      @securecontainpikachu6718 4 года назад +29

      And when she was like "How didn't I think of that" when he learned about the poisonous potatoes
      Edit:changed the he to she...

    • @hosannapyles8201
      @hosannapyles8201 4 года назад +4

      @@securecontainpikachu6718 Errrr... She.

    • @PotatoMateYT
      @PotatoMateYT 4 года назад +41

      Atomyk Ebonpyre
      But what about
      “I bring Dwayne”

    • @atomykebonpyre
      @atomykebonpyre 4 года назад +19

      @@PotatoMateYT ah yes, how could i possibly forget dwayne the rock

    • @spritemon98
      @spritemon98 4 года назад +2

      She is

  • @dotrcstudio9506
    @dotrcstudio9506 4 года назад +175

    Gothi: " MOTHER *quack* MACCARONI GOD *quack* *something*
    me: GOTHI NO

    • @somedingusdragonborn6913
      @somedingusdragonborn6913 3 года назад +3

      MOTHER (Q U A C K) ING GOD SH (Q U A C K) SON OF A (Q U A C K) O T S O
      is what I hear

    • @vagabond1920
      @vagabond1920 2 года назад +2

      it's "MOTHER (quack) MACARONI GOD (quack) ORZO"
      i'm pretty sure
      the theme is pasta.

  • @Boi5219
    @Boi5219 4 года назад +387

    Potatoes...
    I bring Dwayne
    WHO WANT BOILED SHOE!!!
    Kid like potato
    Doh my god... that good idea
    What no... wait yes
    Mother (quack) macaroni god (quack) also!
    What a weirdo oh right fire
    What did I spook you?
    Gothi Quotes of the Century

    • @thesadisticskitty7665
      @thesadisticskitty7665 3 года назад +19

      Don't forget "mmmmm... duck?"

    • @LT0124-Mythica0
      @LT0124-Mythica0 3 года назад +14

      Old gothi may be a *little* crazy pants, but she is really hecking funny 😆 🤣

    • @Heidijackward
      @Heidijackward 3 года назад +4

      Old gothi perk can move her mask eyes anywhere but they see in the exact same spot no matter what Purley visual but Is funny

    • @kman3554
      @kman3554 3 года назад +5

      @@Heidijackward old gothi can be op at times

    • @Heidijackward
      @Heidijackward 3 года назад +3

      @@kman3554 old gothi finnal ability potato
      Apon use turns enemies into potato

  • @foxdraws8200
    @foxdraws8200 4 года назад +843

    Gothi’s eyes just casually sliding off her face is a mood

  • @jackgrieco3192
    @jackgrieco3192 4 года назад +1988

    Old gothi's eyes slowly drifting out of her face will never not be funny

    • @vibevizier6512
      @vibevizier6512 3 года назад +42

      It's so fucking good holy shit

    • @jorgeming2784
      @jorgeming2784 3 года назад +55

      Me: Im listening to the fool´s gold campaign as a podcast
      *turns over to see the video and sees gothi's eye drift*
      Me: HAHAHAHAHA

    • @st0ryt3ller41
      @st0ryt3ller41 3 года назад +3

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @LT0124-Mythica0
      @LT0124-Mythica0 3 года назад +4

      I agree . You spitting FAX

    • @modmaniamadness713
      @modmaniamadness713 2 года назад

      That even happened with "LOOK AT THESE GUNS!" Gothi.

  • @mastermind41
    @mastermind41 4 года назад +234

    You know that one person that everybody hates.
    Yeah this kid fed that person a poison potato and replaced them
    Also Dwayne "the rock" best joke

  • @renaissancenerd3801
    @renaissancenerd3801 4 года назад +143

    "Cliffhanger rage fuels me"
    Well this certainly aged well

  • @MakeVarahHappen
    @MakeVarahHappen 4 года назад +930

    Dingo: "I never said he was a good guy"
    Me: *remembers how she literally put Sips on the "Chaotic Good" axis back in like episode 2.*

    • @liam1558
      @liam1558 4 года назад +18

      i guess he changed alignments?

    • @theyoungknight.3119
      @theyoungknight.3119 4 года назад +121

      She said her party was chaotic-good “at best” meaning Sips could be worse.

    • @samuellanghus1455
      @samuellanghus1455 4 года назад +35

      TheYoungKnight Yeah, this seems like a chaotic neutral campaign to me for the most part.

    • @haosmagnaingram6992
      @haosmagnaingram6992 4 года назад +31

      But the curse makes him more chaotic evil. So he’s not far from chaotic neutral most of the time

    • @hawkshot867
      @hawkshot867 4 года назад +30

      All the good characters had kids or left, now it's just the neutrals lol ... And Gothi.

  • @AceWolf456
    @AceWolf456 4 года назад +2192

    “Have potato. Kid like potato, ya?” Just absolutely killed me.

    • @liamdalemon1525
      @liamdalemon1525 4 года назад +103

      erina: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT MY KINGDOM WAS OVERTHROWN BECAUSE YOU GAVE A 10 YEAR OLD A FREE POTATO?!?!?

    • @KILLERGUNZ27
      @KILLERGUNZ27 4 года назад +85

      The best part of that is that Gothi's player probably said that as a joke and it became a huge plot point

    • @maddie9602
      @maddie9602 4 года назад +53

      @@KILLERGUNZ27 That's a sign of a good DM right there.

    • @RJ-1580
      @RJ-1580 4 года назад +22

      It killed a lot of other people too

    • @apatheticAstronaut
      @apatheticAstronaut 4 года назад +9

      Apparently they do

  • @jacobdavis5722
    @jacobdavis5722 3 года назад +42

    The scary part is how much Potato Girl could have gotten away with (and how easily she could have) if she simply hadn't tried testing the poison on Sneeze or anyone else in the party.

  • @duckocheese6144
    @duckocheese6144 4 года назад +98

    Gothi: *makes shop*
    me: oh no
    Gothi: WhO wAnT BOiLeD sHoE

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 2 года назад +6

      "In old country boiled shoe feed whole village for one week. With plenty left to spare."
      -Gothi, probably

  • @shellknight1323
    @shellknight1323 4 года назад +586

    Old Gothi: *"I bring Dwayne"*
    My dumbass: ... Wait ... Dwayne's a Rock ... *sharp inhale*

    • @TheRuancarlo
      @TheRuancarlo 4 года назад +12

      Wheeezeeeee

    • @mrsentrybuster
      @mrsentrybuster 4 года назад +12

      I didn't think of that the first time around!

    • @ryanarnold4215
      @ryanarnold4215 4 года назад +10

      Its Dwayne the rock Johnson

    • @SnowCocoaCookie
      @SnowCocoaCookie 4 года назад +2

      @@ryanarnold4215 well then the rock has to be the unfortunate shape of a pp

    • @sbeve_helied
      @sbeve_helied 4 года назад +1

      That is literally the moment i got the joke too

  • @mtdreamcatcher5090
    @mtdreamcatcher5090 4 года назад +1307

    Man, last time I was this early Sips didn't have a curse.

  • @somedingusdragonborn6913
    @somedingusdragonborn6913 4 года назад +81

    "WHO WANT BOILED SHOE?!!!1!"
    Lmao, old Gothi is Russian confirmed

    • @marshmallowallen5677
      @marshmallowallen5677 3 года назад +1

      Mentally deformed survivors of an ancient elf race who regained their psyche don’t know how to one liner. All they know is be leader, stronk, have shark pet, and lie

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 2 года назад +1

      "In old county, boiled shoe feed entire family for entire winter, with plenty to spare."
      -Old Gothi

  • @haven8485
    @haven8485 4 года назад +51

    Okay, old Gothi yelling and/or screaming out random pastas is hilarious! So far it's fettuccine, macaroni and rigatoni. Gothi is secretly Italian XD

    • @IxnoForever
      @IxnoForever 8 месяцев назад

      I also heard orzo after the second 🦆

  • @kayjersch4959
    @kayjersch4959 4 года назад +681

    Fun Fact: When Potatoes rot, they actually release a toxic gas that can be deadly when inhaled

    • @ultraman6644
      @ultraman6644 4 года назад +13

      that good to know

    • @dayshadows5021
      @dayshadows5021 4 года назад +38

      oh sh*t, maybe we should clean our... food... storage... room... thingy... (you know what I mean, what's it called!?) soon, I have no idea what the potatoes there are doing XD

    • @dxjxc91
      @dxjxc91 4 года назад +9

      @@dayshadows5021 Pantry?

    • @saulo4302
      @saulo4302 4 года назад +10

      @@dayshadows5021
      ... This is dumb, but...
      Fridge?

    • @dayshadows5021
      @dayshadows5021 4 года назад +10

      @@saulo4302
      I don't really know, but I don't think you're supposed to put potatoes in a fridge...

  • @MissStoryTelling
    @MissStoryTelling 4 года назад +287

    "Okay, lets see why they hate Potato girl so much"
    *Watches the video*
    "Yeah, they have every right to kill her"

    • @black97_0
      @black97_0 4 года назад +8

      I mean to be fair even if they didn't know her from before, I'd put her to guillotine just for the pink glitter
      What she did to Erin's parents, is just the straw thet broke the camel's back, as far as I'm concerned

    • @team10leader1
      @team10leader1 4 года назад

      @@black97_0 Aye!

    • @firefly7076
      @firefly7076 4 года назад +2

      Black_ Fog More of an anvil

    • @BEEEES
      @BEEEES 3 года назад

      I would gladly help and use all the glitter to murder demons.

  • @Josephine_de_Beauharnais1763
    @Josephine_de_Beauharnais1763 3 года назад +19

    Dingo: "Sneeze has been poisoned."
    Ad: "After I had my first heart attack"
    .... Accurate

  • @NatsuDragn33I
    @NatsuDragn33I 3 года назад +21

    "I fully take no responsibility for this" is one of the most brilliant lines I've ever heard

  • @firstkeepitreel
    @firstkeepitreel 4 года назад +472

    This campaign is chaos
    This campaign is mayhem
    This campaign is destructive
    This campaign is a rollercoaster
    This campaign is as random as campaigns can get
    *AND I L O V E IT*

    • @Krahazik
      @Krahazik 4 года назад +6

      Firstkeepitreal Clearly they have a devious genius of a DM who plays the long game with some of his NPCs, also fun nutty players who think outside the box when it comes to finding solutions, and violence

    • @Blu_Moon_Owl
      @Blu_Moon_Owl 4 года назад +3

      Ben Swem lets not forget it’s Dingo’s boyfriend who is the DM of this game which means Dingo is dating the mad lad who is running this game.

    • @JoicPersonal
      @JoicPersonal 4 года назад +1

      I wish I could play a campaign like this but nobody plays with me

  • @saymaysa
    @saymaysa 4 года назад +699

    Erina: "let's go kill a kid"
    me: YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
    *ends*
    me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @jearbear3619
      @jearbear3619 4 года назад +6

      I would even wait the second i hear the deal and she hurts sips shes dead im going in her room and ypu know what happens

    • @jonahmadison8713
      @jonahmadison8713 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @mineking6391
      @mineking6391 4 года назад +1

      I feel ya xD

    • @Drdiddy25
      @Drdiddy25 4 года назад +1

      @@mineking6391 I would tell the dm to roll initiative

  • @yeno8458
    @yeno8458 4 года назад +49

    Old gothi: use Dwayne
    Everyone: yes do it gothi

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 2 года назад +3

      STONE THE CHILD.

    • @rinatepaste9218
      @rinatepaste9218 2 года назад

      @@nodeloliver6201 this has been taken out of context. Thank you for your time

  • @candycoated_rage6591
    @candycoated_rage6591 4 года назад +47

    Nobody:
    Gothi: "AH JESUS CHRIST MOTHER(goose)ER-"

  • @Vampire_Animations
    @Vampire_Animations 4 года назад +546

    “Let’s go kill a kid.”
    Me: sips dont -
    Sips: “FINALLY!”

    • @dayshadows5021
      @dayshadows5021 4 года назад +17

      SIPS YES! I'm so sorry I have devoloped such hatred for that f*ckin potato b*tch in the last 15 minutes XD

    • @suke9046
      @suke9046 4 года назад +2

      You need sips mentality

    • @ValentinexGaming
      @ValentinexGaming 4 года назад +1

      Here's what happened for me.
      "Let's go kill a kid."
      Me: Oh, *quack*.

    • @canadiancanucklehead8310
      @canadiancanucklehead8310 4 года назад

      I’m on board with this, let’s kill a kid!

    • @The73MPL4R
      @The73MPL4R 4 года назад

      Me: *cocks shotgun*

  • @crazyflame6752
    @crazyflame6752 4 года назад +503

    Me: How many lives have you taken?
    Queen Bou Claire: Do you remember how many loaves of bread you have eaten in your life?

    • @legokirbymanchannel
      @legokirbymanchannel 4 года назад +19

      You realise how ridiculous this quote is?
      Though, Dio has never been the brightest person...
      _Rhinoseros Beetle_

    • @delusionalfusional8409
      @delusionalfusional8409 4 года назад +8

      Bou-claire has her cake and her throne too

    • @nutbuster2815
      @nutbuster2815 4 года назад +2

      Dio is now a child

    • @mandast7455
      @mandast7455 4 года назад +11

      You have summoned the JoJo fandom, do you realize the gravity of your actions?

    • @zeldacrafter4578
      @zeldacrafter4578 4 года назад +2

      You expected Queen Bou Claire, but it was ME! DIO!

  • @dayshadows5021
    @dayshadows5021 4 года назад +31

    I just heard Felix say in my mind: Aaaaaaand she stabs a screwdriver into your face...

  • @Lena-xy3kz
    @Lena-xy3kz 3 года назад +22

    4:09
    gothi: “i bring dwaine”
    *is holding a rock*
    me: *C O M E D Y*

  • @Introbulus
    @Introbulus 4 года назад +364

    "I'm taking Dwayne"
    Ahh, the strongest of all her rocks.

    • @SavageGreywolf
      @SavageGreywolf 4 года назад +6

      can you smell what Dwayne the Rock is cooking?

    • @ratvioli4027
      @ratvioli4027 4 года назад +2

      Savagegreywolf yes I see his cooking nothing

    • @Oddmanoutre
      @Oddmanoutre 4 года назад

      @@SavageGreywolf Rock Soup? Isn't that a Bard trick?

    • @vazak11
      @vazak11 4 года назад

      I just got it XD

  • @MarcRodriguez1
    @MarcRodriguez1 4 года назад +508

    This little girl is the joker of the fools gold group.
    She used gothi's poison to hurt many people, she nearly killed sneeze and she murdered irena's parents.
    She's basically their archenemy!

  • @Ixarus6713
    @Ixarus6713 2 года назад +8

    That good idea...
    After a frickin' lifetime of making potions and being obsessed with potatoes you'd have thought Gothi would've tried mixing the two together but nah I guess.

  • @scarlethart7857
    @scarlethart7857 4 года назад +15

    Erina's reflection appearing in the cup after her world was shattered. Beautiful. The greatest thing ever. Love it

  • @pablito-e
    @pablito-e 4 года назад +1020

    I just realized Felix is doing a thing to make all their backstory’s have importance

    • @bigbadbob7070
      @bigbadbob7070 4 года назад +97

      Anvil Evolved Well good on him for being a great DM. However I do feel like it’s a little overdone to have a character’s parents killed off-screen

    • @maggiejohnson3696
      @maggiejohnson3696 4 года назад +47

      BigBadBob 70 she could be lying

    • @Akajaro
      @Akajaro 4 года назад +124

      Felix seems to be a VERY good DM. Just a super evil one who I am sure would not hesitate to tpk the entire group. Gotta have our flaws.

    • @thewhitecrescent5015
      @thewhitecrescent5015 4 года назад +17

      Don't forget they T.K.O the entire universe, probably with the crystals

    • @estellevu8076
      @estellevu8076 4 года назад +56

      @@Akajaro Nah, this dude doesn't seem like the type to tpk, he's probably more likely to save the group by sacrificing something important to them in order to twist the knife a bit.

  • @Kizaco
    @Kizaco 4 года назад +2767

    “Are you here to kill me?”
    “What no, oh wait yes.”
    Old gothi best gothi
    Edit: how is my most liked post this, thanks my dudes, female dudes, and non binary dudes.
    Edit 2: nvm a funny joke about ren fairs took it over rip the 3 year reign of this comment

    • @Firzen39
      @Firzen39 4 года назад +138

      "She grows poison potatoes"
      "Ow my god. That acualy good idea"

    • @daniellins4114
      @daniellins4114 4 года назад +55

      Just... Dwayne, the rock.

    • @jam8319
      @jam8319 4 года назад +14

      potato gir . ok i stab now
      gothi . Beep hate beep kids

    • @dr_knots
      @dr_knots 4 года назад

      @@daniellins4114 I just got this

    • @thegamingpikachu6784
      @thegamingpikachu6784 4 года назад +6

      I was about to like, then realized it has 666 likes and I can't ruin that

  • @Agent-wj1ft
    @Agent-wj1ft 3 года назад +35

    damn felix really has it out for poor Sneeze though. he's been poisoned, decapitated, beaten, etc

  • @acatwithwings4009
    @acatwithwings4009 3 года назад +10

    Old gothi's reactions to anything will never get old
    Also I can't stop laughing-

  • @startingartist7905
    @startingartist7905 4 года назад +397

    Nobody:
    Gothi: rOckS
    Me: dying of laughter in a corner of my room asking myself why this is so hilarious when it actually is not

    • @thehandon4879
      @thehandon4879 4 года назад +12

      But like same though. "I bring Dwaine."

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 4 года назад

      @@thehandon4879 I can't say the D in this Dwaine's name without using my teeth and I don't know why

    • @PhilieBlunt666
      @PhilieBlunt666 4 года назад +3

      I absolutely lost it when she called her rock dwaine 🤣

  • @petrusspinelli6661
    @petrusspinelli6661 4 года назад +210

    Yes, old gothi time
    Old Gothi: * emerges from the ground undeadly * _picles_

  • @dragonsswarm1987
    @dragonsswarm1987 3 года назад +7

    I know the terror of not properly finishing off a TTRPG villain, I can relate.

  • @oscarhoff2400
    @oscarhoff2400 3 года назад +12

    potato girl: your parents where executed
    arinna: thats it get the mech dragon

  • @Ethantuffy
    @Ethantuffy 4 года назад +294

    Girl: "Hey are you here to kill me?"
    Gothi: "What? No... Oh wait, yes."
    RELEASES DWAYNE

  • @COFFEEWSUGA
    @COFFEEWSUGA 4 года назад +245

    "I want to be a princess!"
    "Hm... Duck?"
    I love both iterations of Gothi more than the Earth itself.

  • @WordFyle
    @WordFyle 4 года назад +32

    My dnd character is like the red panda girl but throw in social anxiety and being a dwarf dragon that hides behind people because she's scared of everything (she's also a cleric because I like healing peeps)

  • @nodeloliver6201
    @nodeloliver6201 2 года назад +4

    Gothi: **Gets stabbed in face with screwdriver**
    Me: Ah yes, just like old country.

  • @cori_music
    @cori_music 4 года назад +591

    Dingo: **posts a new video**
    Everyone:**Screaming**
    Also Dingo: **yeets us off the ride on a cliffhanger**
    Everyone: **even more screaming**
    (Oh...oh dingo put my comment in the video. Imma go scream)

  • @gagamer7251
    @gagamer7251 4 года назад +476

    Old Gothi has the best quotes:
    "Ehhhhhh pickles."
    "Eat your POTASIUM!"
    "What a nice kitty..."
    "YOUNG MAN! I have a complaint! Your soup is too hot. And your ice is too cold! AND ANOTHER THING! Where am I?"
    "Tomato is a fruiiiiitttt."
    "Do you like my rock? His name is Dwayne."

    • @oni9508
      @oni9508 4 года назад +29

      Who wants boiled shoe

    • @lampymoth6719
      @lampymoth6719 4 года назад +23

      Fettuccini!

    • @igunn8632
      @igunn8632 4 года назад +14

      Have potato kid like potato

    • @LilMosquitoHater
      @LilMosquitoHater 4 года назад +18

      MOTHER #&@$ING MACARONI!!!!!!!!!

    • @Yaboingus
      @Yaboingus 4 года назад +8

      You forgott the best one
      eeeeehhh potatoooo

  • @chaoticclonestudios
    @chaoticclonestudios 3 года назад +6

    Orphaned in one sentence
    Technoblades reason for hating orphans Is accurate to this
    "Orphans killed my parents"

  • @armytroop28
    @armytroop28 4 года назад +10

    Sips: I've never killed a kid but I'm open for new options
    Every one else nooooooooo
    Erina: let's kill a kid
    Sips: yessssss finally

  • @AGrayPhantom
    @AGrayPhantom 4 года назад +385

    I'm actually really impressed with Erina. She's been shown to be quite panicky, but kept her cool in that room. Standing up when that trap was active would have been very bad. I feel sorry about her family, though.

    • @Janoha17
      @Janoha17 4 года назад +16

      Well now they have three days to plot and execute regicide with the combined resources of a Foreclaimer Druid, a Magical Girl, and a Wild Mage who's always up for arson and has something powerful taking an interest in him.

    • @funnyblog100
      @funnyblog100 4 года назад +2

      Wouldn't need to stand up. Subtle spell. Catapult. She is sitting down and that chair doesn't offer a lot of leg room for the dex save. 3d8 bludgeoning damage plus an additional 1d8 for each spell slot above the first. It can launch an object as far as 90 feet. Sitting at a table with a lot of sharp cutlery makes it a viable option to add piercing damage to that. So cast at level 3 it would be 6d8 almost as much damage as fireball.

  • @sablonanime650
    @sablonanime650 4 года назад +214

    When the most evil character in your campaign is a ten year old girl.

    • @forrestdorman4870
      @forrestdorman4870 4 года назад +7

      Sablonanime sounds about right

    • @lumindoeseverything7403
      @lumindoeseverything7403 4 года назад +10

      This 10 year old girl seems to beat even Quin-ora in evil levels.

    • @bronco6057
      @bronco6057 4 года назад +8

      I thought the most evil character was a sheep.

    • @r.cproductions7438
      @r.cproductions7438 4 года назад +1

      sips is more evil he would probs do the same thing honestly.

    • @black97_0
      @black97_0 4 года назад +1

      Eh, that's Thursday for me

  • @rocksandwiches
    @rocksandwiches 3 года назад +2

    I love how both Sips and Dingo have the same infernal rage when "entertainment monkey" was said

  • @karmapotato5048
    @karmapotato5048 3 года назад +2

    Ngl it sounds like Felix was really gunning for this girl to make it out of these encounters with more potatoes. I dunno how long they specifically had to wait between these events, but thats a lotta potatoes for one little girl to grow and not die inhaling fumes from.

  • @Whichhats
    @Whichhats 4 года назад +516

    if this doesn't end with an epic magical girl showdown, that is a serious missed opportunity

    • @sirentucker4938
      @sirentucker4938 4 года назад +17

      No that's a goddam travesty Imagine if her girlfriend was there is a prisoner because that will be the bow on top

    • @Moonstriker2514
      @Moonstriker2514 4 года назад +10

      @@sirentucker4938 even worse Abi was SHAVED and the fur is used for potato girls clothes!!!

    • @sirentucker4938
      @sirentucker4938 4 года назад +5

      @@Moonstriker2514 🤮 That sounds disgusting but yet so intriguing I'm down but not really but I am But yeah I can't bear the thought of any of these sweet babies getting Hurt so let's go kill an actual child!!!!!!

    • @Moonstriker2514
      @Moonstriker2514 4 года назад +9

      @@sirentucker4938 SACRIFICE SACRIFICE SACRIFICE
      the girl not abbi

    • @Bob-bs9ok
      @Bob-bs9ok 4 года назад +3

      @@Moonstriker2514 Blood for the blood god

  • @fetishman9527
    @fetishman9527 4 года назад +408

    Poisoned potato’s:*exist*
    Me, a part Slav, part Irish, part First Nations: *panicked breathing intensifies*

  • @samaelweatherman207
    @samaelweatherman207 3 года назад +4

    I love both confident, stronk Gothi and crazy, swamp Gothi with all my heart.

  • @bodkimalone
    @bodkimalone 3 года назад +3

    I just got that "I bring dwayne" as the rock hit me in the head.

  • @kylesquid
    @kylesquid 4 года назад +1033

    PLEASE tell me the twist is that the city is covered by the crystals, disguised as glitter. I would officially be impressed

  • @Guydude777
    @Guydude777 4 года назад +468

    I wouldn't be surprised if once she dies- she rises through the ranks of the devils in the Nine Hells and just becomes a Queen again.

    • @joelofjudah9144
      @joelofjudah9144 4 года назад +17

      Thats when the Mourne blade comes in

    • @pierocaramelli1493
      @pierocaramelli1493 4 года назад +7

      Well I dont think Asmodeus is married...

    • @uriregev6572
      @uriregev6572 4 года назад +4

      She'll have an intense fight with Quenora (is that how you wright her name?).

    • @uriregev6572
      @uriregev6572 4 года назад

      @@pierocaramelli1493 what about Lilith?

    • @qberrygamz5008
      @qberrygamz5008 4 года назад +2

      @@joelofjudah9144 I WARNED YOU LOL

  • @aleakycart8675
    @aleakycart8675 3 года назад +1

    I love how Old!Gothi's eyes slowly start to drift off her face/mask. Gets me every time.

  • @bigbadseed7665
    @bigbadseed7665 4 года назад +8

    Who else wants this channel to get hugely successful and hire a team of animators, just so they can make a Fool's Gold anime intro?

  • @thealmightyoreoking
    @thealmightyoreoking 4 года назад +570

    Erina lost her parents and is a magical girl who will eventually have to summon a demon that will go berserk and she’ll have to go DoomSlayer on its ass all because she wanted to kill a kid who killed her parents
    Yep. She’s an anime girl alright

    • @redballoon9007
      @redballoon9007 4 года назад +6

      The Ascending Apothicon Hey, no complaints here.

    • @quas7819
      @quas7819 4 года назад +14

      Considering she's a jojo refrence. This isn't out of the realm of normal for a jojo character

  • @catalinaargyriou8603
    @catalinaargyriou8603 4 года назад +218

    *"-WHO WANT BOILED SHOE?!"*
    "...ehhh... have potato. kid like potato, ya?"

  • @Tsusagi
    @Tsusagi 4 года назад +3

    Eyes and Ears were my immediate favorite despite their little screentime. I am so excited the second you released the new video I just had to watch to see more of them!!

  • @DarkQueenHelba
    @DarkQueenHelba 3 года назад +1

    This is when I started watching Dingo’s videos. Some DnD story about a Potato Girl. 6 months months later I watch the earlier episodes. I can’t decide whether or not Felix is insane or just blessed with insane players.

  • @artifexvigen551
    @artifexvigen551 4 года назад +197

    Erina: *deep breath* let's go kill a kid.
    Me and Sips simultaneously on two different sides of the screen: FINALLY!

    • @demonfoxfilms3570
      @demonfoxfilms3570 4 года назад +1

      I had the same reaction.

    • @black97_0
      @black97_0 4 года назад +2

      Well I haven't used this in a long time
      ruclips.net/video/6b6Sn0RBmRo/видео.html

  • @spiralhaze2070
    @spiralhaze2070 4 года назад +247

    2:31 Potato Girl: "The strongest poison you have."
    Gothi: "My poisons are too strong for you, traveler!"

  • @gamerdragon4721
    @gamerdragon4721 4 года назад +8

    8:44 when I accidentally cut myself on something

    • @timothywong6057
      @timothywong6057 5 месяцев назад +1

      Me when i stub my toe home alone:

  • @Itz_Mothii
    @Itz_Mothii 4 года назад +5

    Dingo: "So let's start this up again!"
    "aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA-"

  • @danksterdan1682
    @danksterdan1682 4 года назад +739

    - potato fetish
    - says "ja"
    - definitely has three lines at least somewhere on that Tron body
    Gothi is a gopnik confirmed

    • @valentinmitterbauer4196
      @valentinmitterbauer4196 4 года назад +10

      Although she could also be a kraut.

    • @tach5884
      @tach5884 4 года назад +5

      @@valentinmitterbauer4196 Doing a Slav squat?

    • @nicoruppert4207
      @nicoruppert4207 4 года назад +13

      Ja is German and not Russian 😳

    • @fool4343
      @fool4343 4 года назад +2

      as a russian i dont follow the logic

    • @Blazetri
      @Blazetri 4 года назад +1

      Ja is yes in Swedish

  • @bigbadbob7070
    @bigbadbob7070 4 года назад +382

    Never before have I endorsed Child Murder this heavily.
    Also, what’s the state of the kingdom after Potato Girl took over? The national treasury has got to be drained after all these extravagant redecorations.

    • @chaosandbunnies8291
      @chaosandbunnies8291 4 года назад +40

      That first sentence implies that you have endorsed child murder less heavily in the past and I'm kinda curious what kid pissed you off.
      Also, I have no doubts that Potato Girl raised taxes through the roof and the army has stopped any revolts. Y'know, normal dictator stuff.

    • @marcocappelli2236
      @marcocappelli2236 4 года назад +22

      BigBadBob 70 Despite the rather ridiculous plot, one can make a really deep story with geopolitics and social issues. The people in the kingdom are probably not all happy about the whole thing, so a rebellion could take place, with the eventual genocide. With great corruption comes poverty, so there should be a stark contrast in wealth with the capital being an island of expenditure. Also, what happened to the local lords and the rest of the vassalage in the kingdom?

    • @bigbadbob7070
      @bigbadbob7070 4 года назад +9

      ChaosAndBunnies there’s always Joffrey Baratheon from Game of Thrones, I hear he’s a great example of when it’s ok to kill an asshole kid. Sometimes there’s just a particularly evil kid that just needs to get murdered

    • @andyknightwarden9746
      @andyknightwarden9746 4 года назад +6

      @@marcocappelli2236 I recall she didn't mention that the royal brats died.

    • @marcocappelli2236
      @marcocappelli2236 4 года назад +4

      @@andyknightwarden9746 Oh, don't worry, they were just... "banished".

  • @somedingusdragonborn6913
    @somedingusdragonborn6913 4 года назад +4

    "MATHER *QUACK*ING MACARONI!" old gothi is yes lmao

  • @catjuiice6402
    @catjuiice6402 4 года назад +5

    Old Gothi: WHO WANT BOILED SHOOEEE!!!
    New Gothi: yeah those months weren't my finest.. heh heh

  • @diamondflaw
    @diamondflaw 4 года назад +232

    "Burn to the ground including the little girl" ....... The Turtle "Friends" endorse this strategy.

    • @marcus4046
      @marcus4046 4 года назад +12

      Puffin forest yessss

    • @victornsvs
      @victornsvs 4 года назад +13

      Don't you mean turtle fuc-

    • @suburban-mech2107
      @suburban-mech2107 4 года назад +14

      I thought the burning children strategy was the staple of the W.O.R.S.T solution team

    • @jakeswierdfriend7204
      @jakeswierdfriend7204 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @DrMDHyde
      @DrMDHyde 4 года назад +1

      Victor nathan
      NO! That name no longer exists! It was expelled from all lexicons!

  • @sebbes333
    @sebbes333 4 года назад +144

    I guess all that "glitter" is actually pulverized crystal of that "bad crystal thingy".

  • @xscitobor1233
    @xscitobor1233 3 года назад +3

    Your cliffhangers have no power over me for i totaly forgot about this a year ago and our latets video has just poped up in my recommend

  • @WebbedAries
    @WebbedAries 2 года назад +4

    well. I remember watching some of these videos before the new ones like this came out. and oh my....
    this just got dark fast! besides that. really great D&D campaign. and series. Keep going Dingo!! and stay awesome

  • @matthewturner5178
    @matthewturner5178 4 года назад +162

    Holy crap Dingo, you can’t just say stuff like “WHO WANT BOILED SHOE?” Without warning people. I almost choked on my sandwich.

  • @xWinterstarex7
    @xWinterstarex7 4 года назад +129

    Gothi:"Have potato. Kid like potato"
    *It was at this moment the timeline path to doom was created*
    Gothi: "Ja"

  • @mirandaseybold5661
    @mirandaseybold5661 4 года назад +2

    If only Sips shook hands using his cursed hand.. *sigh*

  • @tris080
    @tris080 11 месяцев назад +2

    While watching this I got a perfectly timed ad, so it was just: "Sips has a bunch of weird knick-knacks and RUclips Premium"

  • @FlameNovaKing
    @FlameNovaKing 4 года назад +192

    Me Before I Heard the Story:
    Potato Girl can't be that bad of an NPC, I mean, what could she have possibly done to the party beforehand?
    Me After I Heard the Story:
    *Hands Sips a Lighter* You know what to do...

    • @BigBaj
      @BigBaj 4 года назад +9

      hey sips wanna try singing again?
      maybe you'll get a tarrasque again

    • @Heavenlyhounds96
      @Heavenlyhounds96 4 года назад +6

      Nononono
      You got it all wrong.
      *gives him the FLAMETHROWER*

    • @abrahamaguilar2299
      @abrahamaguilar2299 4 года назад

      @@Heavenlyhounds96 Yes, use as flammenwerfer

  • @andyzhao5282
    @andyzhao5282 4 года назад +540

    Bro this kid is literally Stalin:
    -Comes from a poor family
    -Got in to power through schemes
    -Purges those who oppose her
    -Completely heartless

    • @urahara64360
      @urahara64360 4 года назад +86

      Also uses the mighty potato to reign over the masses

    • @errorpedia
      @errorpedia 4 года назад +19

      -potato

    • @_rocketplays_
      @_rocketplays_ 4 года назад +26

      I can already imagine her "pink army" swallowing any opposition in their path.

    • @VixDen
      @VixDen 4 года назад +4

      Likes potatoes

    • @liamdalemon1525
      @liamdalemon1525 4 года назад +2

      Honestly I am surprised no one caught onto her!

  • @AriLolzz
    @AriLolzz 2 года назад +3

    7:15
    I quote this almost every single day

  • @deadedge9474
    @deadedge9474 4 года назад +2

    1:22 was the first canonical appearance of Dwayne in the fool's gold timeline.

  • @IStealYourZs
    @IStealYourZs 4 года назад +292

    The average commoner has like 8 hp. A ten y-o kid has at least half of that.
    Sips, if instead of convoluted revenge plans, you had just cast Magic Missile or Burning Hands, this ENTIRE sub-plot wouldn't have happened

    • @jlokison
      @jlokison 4 года назад +43

      Unless she was already considered a rogue with pc stats.

    • @dindapriska
      @dindapriska 4 года назад +19

      Unless Felix bumped up her stats

    • @masterreaper115
      @masterreaper115 4 года назад +61

      is...is no one going to wonder how she has avoided either putting on the dress or made her saves over this entire time?

    • @dindapriska
      @dindapriska 4 года назад +24

      @@masterreaper115 I kinda do, but got distracted by the moment after that damned girl said she executed Erina's parent

    • @masterreaper115
      @masterreaper115 4 года назад +14

      @@dindapriska she didnt have much of a reason to think sips was lying so she SHOULD have worn it...but later we see her still in her potato sack through all the animations. Did she sell it?

  • @Alex-nf
    @Alex-nf 4 года назад +445

    Old Gothi: *holds up rock* “I bring Dwayne”
    My Brain: *crickets for a few seconds*
    My Brain: Wait that was a pun
    Me: OMG GOTHI 😂

    • @chadgeary2653
      @chadgeary2653 4 года назад +34

      You know. The saddest part is. I just laughed at crazy woman naming rock. I did not correlate the fact that Dwayne the Rock Johnson exists...

    • @ArawnNox
      @ArawnNox 4 года назад +18

      Not the first time. Back in the episode when we meet Old Gothi for the first time she says, "Do you like my rock? His name is Dwayne."

    • @chadgeary2653
      @chadgeary2653 4 года назад +9

      @@ArawnNox that honestly makes it even worse that I didn't pick up on it either time

    • @foxknight9240
      @foxknight9240 4 года назад +10

      I realized this after reading this comment

    • @thatconventiongirl3909
      @thatconventiongirl3909 4 года назад +5

      Same

  • @lukeskywalker2112
    @lukeskywalker2112 4 года назад +3

    the poison potato fumes happened to me but it was an enchanted apple tree I burned down for fun and the fumes killed my party

  • @thesaltiesttuna5796
    @thesaltiesttuna5796 4 года назад +180

    Welp, I never thought I'd see the day where I'd happily see child murder.
    There's a first time for everything.

    • @black97_0
      @black97_0 4 года назад +5

      Oh trust me, the death of the child may not be what people want
      But in a lot of cases its something they need

    • @wlll1235
      @wlll1235 4 года назад +2

      @@black97_0, not sound rude or anything, but do you need mental help?

    • @black97_0
      @black97_0 4 года назад +2

      @@wlll1235
      Okay,
      1st - you didn't sound rood, that was a valid question.
      2nd - yes TT-TT

    • @MABfan11
      @MABfan11 4 года назад

      i mean, Joffrey exists, you likely would've wanted him to die too

    • @wlll1235
      @wlll1235 4 года назад

      @@MABfan11 Joffrey?

  • @MM-bj8og
    @MM-bj8og 4 года назад +122

    "They want us to kill an actual child? Well Christ on a stick, I guess there is a God."

    • @black97_0
      @black97_0 4 года назад +10

      I understand that reference
      BTW Kids die for free

    • @cassidywoodliff
      @cassidywoodliff 4 года назад +10

      MᴀᴅMᴏʀɴɪɴɢ “KIDS DIE FOR FRRRREEEEEEE”

    • @hammerofjustice1183
      @hammerofjustice1183 4 года назад +2

      ah yes, murder buisness but not assassins at all

    • @nikolgoals8264
      @nikolgoals8264 4 года назад

      lmao you fucking legend

    • @bf_yegor7899
      @bf_yegor7899 4 года назад +3

      'The fuck is insurance?

  • @tiffanysanders1362
    @tiffanysanders1362 4 года назад +2

    Old gothi is *INCREDIBLE*

  • @story-tame692
    @story-tame692 3 года назад +2

    I spent so many days trying to find this series and I remembered the potato girl