19-Yr-Old Put "Super Computer" In His Butt To Beat CHESS GOD?

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  • @StephanieSoo
    @StephanieSoo  3 месяца назад +407

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    • @Jesussaves852
      @Jesussaves852 3 месяца назад +40

      Jesus loves you and may God bless

    • @DaisyRandone-le7ej
      @DaisyRandone-le7ej 3 месяца назад +9

    • @glauvie
      @glauvie 3 месяца назад +9

      Auntie Steph is good to us.

    • @zeldaxninja3214
      @zeldaxninja3214 3 месяца назад +1

      DOWN BAD should just been then name of this vid dude yk i just was watching wacka wacka b4 watching ur vid on yuna and junko now lets go back to wackawacka pretty sure we all heard of this guy everyone who sees this post wtf did sala gets his ass into now i see ur vid and i just see more down bad shit wtf mango?😭😭😭😭 i cant get a break not from wacka and all these other ytubers, now u?😭😭😭😂😂. Anyways luv u and btw if i get into the navy and out i wanna be ur personal guard, cringey asf but i will protect u wit my life all jokes aside i fear for u tbh, may God protect thank God he created u, u r doing one of God’s work exposing evil, btw the inhumane things ppl do is humane, remember this and if u see this even if God takes me sumday, when the antichrist comes during the tribulation times, all wicked will break loose, demons will come and it will be worst than a horror movies, those days r when u can say the word INHUMANE when they take the mark and force ppl to take it too and they do they wont even be human anymore. We live in an evil world, this world was nv normal this is a lil funny but after cain killed his own brother this world was nv normal 😭😭😭

    • @zeldaxninja3214
      @zeldaxninja3214 3 месяца назад

      Brruhhh btw speaking bout down bad i still cant get over the fact of what ur husband said on ur fourth wing bout the dragon being a furry like im dead😭😭😭

  • @puchu3644
    @puchu3644 3 месяца назад +5567

    Who would have thought that chess could be so kinky...💀

    • @PhancyPants12
      @PhancyPants12 3 месяца назад +110

      Anyone whose been friends with super nerds lol

    • @jenmiranda13
      @jenmiranda13 3 месяца назад +92

      I mean if there's a trope of nerds secretly being kinky and the hot tutor nerd x student that's failing, I'm not surprised that chess can be kinky 😂

    • @SoosLives1
      @SoosLives1 3 месяца назад +30

      @@jenmiranda13My boyfriend and I are both nerds, and I can confirm.

    • @myfairytalelife3
      @myfairytalelife3 3 месяца назад +14

      I bet people have written kinky chess wattpad stories... Lmfao. I mean, there's all kinds of weird kinky stories out there so I imagine there's gotta be a couple of kinky chess stories out there.

    • @Daisytheprincessss
      @Daisytheprincessss 3 месяца назад

      Nerds are k!nky

  • @capcutfc291
    @capcutfc291 3 месяца назад +2399

    Dude must have a photographic memory. Watching him play 10 different games all while not looking at the boards was pretty unbelievable.

    • @danielch6662
      @danielch6662 3 месяца назад +120

      People have been doing in for CENTURIES. There's even a name for it. _Simultaneous blindfold chess demonstrations._ For example, Alekhine the Nazi world chess champion played 32 people in Chicago in 1934 winning 19 and losing 4 games.

    • @alex3078
      @alex3078 3 месяца назад +19

      Is it photographic memory if you cant see the boards?

    • @me3482
      @me3482 3 месяца назад +12

      ​@@alex3078yea if you've seen the boards at a diff point in time

    • @ariayang2980
      @ariayang2980 3 месяца назад +30

      ​@@alex3078 that's why it's called a memory. You can see it at the back of your mind

    • @kilroy1964
      @kilroy1964 3 месяца назад +25

      Virtually all high level chess players can play without a physical board, and most can remember several boards. Ten is high but not at all unheard of.

  • @antichrist4449
    @antichrist4449 3 месяца назад +1651

    Im a housekeeper at a hotel! People piss in trashcans, INCHES away from a toilet. Sometimes I feel like a detective- like, why is there vomit everywhere but the toilet? How is the toilet dirty, but the toilet paper is untouched? I never get answers
    I even talked to the piss trashcan guy in the hallway (without knowing the horror that awaited me), and he wished me a good day. I didn't have a good day, and he didn't tip. The hotel rooms I clean are like 700$ a night!

    • @antichrist4449
      @antichrist4449 3 месяца назад +137

      I also fully believe he just had to go mid shower- it happens more than you'd think. Traveling gives people indigestion, and so does heavy drinking...and smoking...ext. People tend to treat hotel bathrooms like public bathrooms, and theres a reason public bathrooms have automatic toilets now. A lot of people dont care to clean up after themselves (even just flushing a toilet) unless they are the one who has to clean it.
      If this happens to you, use a trashbag to get rid of it. And try to clean it up. Leave A FAT TIP! And a note saying to clean the shower. Just say "sorry got too drunk" we understand (if u leave a good tip, housekeepers will understand most things to be honest)

    • @olgar.6604
      @olgar.6604 3 месяца назад +70

      ​@@antichrist4449sorry to hear that people are so inconsiderate :( it baffles me as to how one almost has to get out of their way to be so nasty instead of just using the toilet like a normal human being

    • @MangKanor-l5l
      @MangKanor-l5l 3 месяца назад +36

      Money cant buy class. He will get karma pretty soon. Big hugs

    • @mehdihouoiry7560
      @mehdihouoiry7560 3 месяца назад

      Queenka plz tell me how to get ur job

    • @sincerly_dion
      @sincerly_dion 3 месяца назад +13

      Did he chuckle like an evil villain when he walked away cause wtf?!

  • @Jabberwocky869
    @Jabberwocky869 3 месяца назад +842

    With a IQ of 190 and photographic memory, he already got a supercomputer installed into his brain. So it's only fair his opponents install a supercomputer of their own to level the field😂

  • @reneeannie
    @reneeannie 3 месяца назад +5866

    These titles are getting more and more unhinged😭😭

    • @A---BMaitriSarkar
      @A---BMaitriSarkar 3 месяца назад +30

      Nah seriously wtf

    • @eshim3961
      @eshim3961 3 месяца назад +63

      In the best possible way, though.

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 3 месяца назад +20

      Idk about a title like that, if people only see the title and thumbnail or don't watch most of the video they would just assume it's a fact and if he's continued to still do so well it's totally possible it's not. He's a smug cocky brat but I wouldn't spread a possible untruth like that about a 19 yr old, that's a lot to have hanging over you socially and professionally.
      I expect a little better from Stephanie than attention grabbing titles that could harm someone 🫠

    • @KIll74N
      @KIll74N 3 месяца назад +69

      ​@@LunarEleven I hate using this phrase but...its genuinely not that serious.

    • @ameliaburke3241
      @ameliaburke3241 3 месяца назад +2

      Right?? I was like “oh, gonna be a wild one today huh?”

  • @catherinethecatlike
    @catherinethecatlike 3 месяца назад +1559

    “The king has sharted in the bathtub!”
    MMB “AS HE SHOULD”
    🤣🤣 🤣

    • @TierraD2021
      @TierraD2021 3 месяца назад +141

      "That's some king sh.t" is such an underrated comment in that moment 🤣🤣🤣

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 3 месяца назад +4292

    Steph talking about "super computer" in butt is the last thing I expected to see in 2024

    • @maxborn7400
      @maxborn7400 3 месяца назад +33

      We have achieved singularity....turns out it has the shape of a star *

    • @darlenefraser3022
      @darlenefraser3022 3 месяца назад +7

      Anybody talking about it is rather unexpected!

    • @caittails
      @caittails 3 месяца назад +16

      I didn’t necessarily have it on a Bingo card, but when there’s a news story about chess that I actually remember happening, I’m not surprised she eventually got to it. All I know about chess is: A. There’s a horsey piece; and B. Somebody allegedly cheated by shoving something in their butt. 😂

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 3 месяца назад +9

      It's especially funny when you're old enough to remember when you first heard of "super computers" and they were so huge they took up entire rooms

    • @_the_gatekeeper_8073
      @_the_gatekeeper_8073 3 месяца назад +2

      Good lord I see you everywhere what's up? 😂😅

  • @emnut
    @emnut 3 месяца назад +758

    48:25 “But don’t take your nipple clamps off” GURLIE POP TRULY HAS A WAY WITH WORDS 😭😭😭😭

    • @meganmalloy4297
      @meganmalloy4297 2 месяца назад +8

      And right when I was about to take mine off she said that and I said Oop well I guess I have to keep them on
      😂

    • @BIGREPUTATIONtaytay
      @BIGREPUTATIONtaytay 10 дней назад +1

      ​@@meganmalloy4297 why do you have those

    • @meganmalloy4297
      @meganmalloy4297 10 дней назад +1

      @@BIGREPUTATIONtaytay I know it’s hard to tell when someone is kidding especially over a comment, but I am totally kidding lol 😂 😅

    • @BIGREPUTATIONtaytay
      @BIGREPUTATIONtaytay 10 дней назад +1

      @@meganmalloy4297 oh ok?

    • @Honey0o0
      @Honey0o0 4 дня назад

      @@BIGREPUTATIONtaytay they are sexx toys, why not lmao

  • @lazerinth
    @lazerinth 3 месяца назад +2777

    The titled paired with Steph opening the video up with, “Listen, I’m under the firm belief that this is a shared experience.” greatly concerned me for a sec😭

    • @ayeronair
      @ayeronair 3 месяца назад +20

      I read this comment right as she said that lmao

    • @cherylmaden5989
      @cherylmaden5989 3 месяца назад +5

      😂❤❤ I don't personally enjoy those..but I don't look down on someone who does. I mean to each their own rt? Who r we to care about others unless they're in our bedroom ❤

    • @cherylmaden5989
      @cherylmaden5989 3 месяца назад +3

      Lol ok that didn't come out right but you get what I mean😅

    • @cherylmaden5989
      @cherylmaden5989 3 месяца назад +2

      Ok lol that didn't come out right, but you get what I mean 😅

    • @sherrensteal2635
      @sherrensteal2635 3 месяца назад

      HAHAHAHA

  • @whoisdamaris
    @whoisdamaris 3 месяца назад +605

    I freaking love Magnus for how unhinged he is sometimes. The man from the video "If I speak, I'll be in a big big trouble" isn't just some rando btw, that's Jose Mourinho, he's a football coach.

    • @wabi.sabi.03
      @wabi.sabi.03 2 месяца назад +5

      ⁠@@JuliaAurelias curiousity.. is it pronounced like “more-en-o”? 🤔

    • @catpool36
      @catpool36 19 дней назад

      @@wabi.sabi.03 more like more-in-io

  • @MsSHINeeTVXQSuju
    @MsSHINeeTVXQSuju 3 месяца назад +683

    I wasn’t gonna watch this cuz everyone and their mother was covering this story a while ago, but this is the most fun and clear explanation of the whole situation lmfao

    • @MeganSpruce90
      @MeganSpruce90 3 месяца назад +55

      I haven't heard of this story yet, but the title definitely got me invested 😂

    • @cargonewjeanz
      @cargonewjeanz 3 месяца назад +18

      you should start watching her more the way how she tells these stories are just different and unique

    • @RollingCalf
      @RollingCalf 2 месяца назад +4

      Same.. I've heard it many times but I can't pass up on Stephanie telling a story. It's obviously gonna be way better.

    • @acemorgan8934
      @acemorgan8934 2 месяца назад

      Omg! Fellow elf, hi!

    • @MsSHINeeTVXQSuju
      @MsSHINeeTVXQSuju 2 месяца назад

      @@acemorgan8934 hi lmfao

  • @mikerogers7502
    @mikerogers7502 Месяц назад +60

    "thank god they pulled the plug on this one" lmfao. She is absolutely killing me with this story.

  • @Sruzz6
    @Sruzz6 3 месяца назад +4758

    Yooooo, two vids in one day? And each ONE HOUR EACH?! WE'RE BEING SPOILT

    • @Lisa-ge9kz
      @Lisa-ge9kz 3 месяца назад +63

      what’s the other? rotten mango?

    • @cyb3rstalker
      @cyb3rstalker 3 месяца назад

      @@Lisa-ge9kzyes

    • @-Len.
      @-Len. 3 месяца назад +25

      YESSS

    • @Dottie-oy5ds
      @Dottie-oy5ds 3 месяца назад +58

      The other video was on rotten mango if you are wondering.

    • @daniellehayner4805
      @daniellehayner4805 3 месяца назад +22

      Yes I’m feeling very spolt😊

  • @theefriend
    @theefriend 3 месяца назад +459

    This video is such a whiplash after watching three Rotten Mango videos in a row

    • @EzergeM
      @EzergeM 3 месяца назад +67

      Literally it’s refreshing tho after hearing horrible crimes to just hear this 😂

    • @oxfanblink4115
      @oxfanblink4115 Месяц назад +10

      It’s the best kind of whiplash watching one of these after listening to/watching a rotten mango episode. Except her jokingly calling us early 90s babies old. Even though we’re not that much older than her 😅😅😅😅

    • @michelelove5658
      @michelelove5658 Месяц назад +3

      Lol 80s baby here . I was like 😢 but I still love her lol

    • @happybalint
      @happybalint Месяц назад +1

      ikr omg 😭

    • @professionalinsomniac8338
      @professionalinsomniac8338 17 дней назад +1

      FR 😂 You too huh?

  • @summere5137
    @summere5137 3 месяца назад +2304

    AHH NOT HER WEARING PINK TO MATCH WITH THE TOY

    • @maxborn7400
      @maxborn7400 3 месяца назад +150

      The embedded add is also butt-related

    • @SoybeanInTheMilk
      @SoybeanInTheMilk 3 месяца назад +14

      😭

    • @zeldaxninja3214
      @zeldaxninja3214 3 месяца назад +69

      She did that shit on purpose hadve 😭😭😂

    • @AnarchyStockers
      @AnarchyStockers 3 месяца назад +25

      Lol I think she just chose a photo of a pink toy to match w what she was wearing in the already filmed video

    • @bokangmashishi1482
      @bokangmashishi1482 3 месяца назад +23

      ​@@maxborn7400 a lelo ad was also a missed opportunity

  • @alexisjewelllll
    @alexisjewelllll 3 месяца назад +307

    50:46 Magnus really is actually a such a nice person even though he can does come off a bit intimidating in person. He finds time to tutor and invests some of his time in finding new and creative ways to get youth interested in things like chess offline and find healthy hobbies. It’s really refreshing and nice to see him dedicate some of his time to collaborate with creators to help plant the seeds for these interests, and help them continue to take route.

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil 3 месяца назад +45

      I wouldn't put it out of possibility, that he can recognise a computer pattern in a game, especially when comparing it with the usual style of game the other plays. So, yes, I could imagine that he simply noticed something there.
      I'm not saying it isn't possible too, that he's just imagining it, or even that he's just a sore loser.
      But I'm definitely saying, that him seeing things in the pattern that others don't see is absolutely possible.

  • @vi9780
    @vi9780 3 месяца назад +639

    Stephanie saving me from the heatwave with a refreshing story

  • @ameliarose47
    @ameliarose47 3 месяца назад +437

    12:04 ok off topic but I'm mostly a gg Kpop stan so I didn't even know Jin was out, but the thought and care to put a board on to make them comfortable is so sweet. It also probably made him feel more comfortable, and just, the fact that he wanted to be able to interact with all fans as soon as he got out is really sweet.

    • @jellysushiii
      @jellysushiii 3 месяца назад +81

      and he fought the company for it too cause they were initially against it due to safety reasons. then, the company gave up and told him he can do 30 but jin wants 3000, then 300 then jin said okay 2000, and finally both parties agreed on 1000 lol cutie

    • @jjkbabystarcandy
      @jjkbabystarcandy 3 месяца назад +26

    • @hajarmdn4883
      @hajarmdn4883 3 месяца назад

      It was all so sweet. If only a few of these girls didn’t try to sexually assault him but trying to kiss him 🙄

    • @lookdown7057
      @lookdown7057 3 месяца назад +25

      It was cute until a fan took advantage of him for a kiss and he had to dodge it.

    • @junehoneycrisp
      @junehoneycrisp 3 месяца назад +24

      ​@@lookdown7057 hate that that happened after he fought so hard to hold that event

  • @mushymuffin8118
    @mushymuffin8118 3 месяца назад +510

    omg i was obsessed with the butt plug chess rumor when it first came out, it was so funny explaining it to people for the first time

    • @danielch6662
      @danielch6662 3 месяца назад +39

      It was dumb. Think of what the whole Internet was doing to a 19yo kid. The theory is idiotic, because chess players typically DO NOT strip naked for an inspection prior to entering the playing area. Why would it even be necessary to hide it in there? There's no strip search. Nobody would see it if you simply taped the receiver to your chest or your back. A flat device properly taped should not be visible.
      The greatest difficulty would be reliably getting the moves INTO the computer, not out of it and to the player. How would the computer know the OTHER player's move? In case you're wonder, yes, I have figured out a solution. But it's probably not a good idea to post it on the Internet.

    • @AngryIT
      @AngryIT 3 месяца назад

      @@danielch6662I went over all of that in my head when this story came out! Like if it’s true, why boof it??? I’ve never been stripped before a tournament, and all the rumors after it was even more wild. Poor kid, my son is that age and I couldn’t imagine

    • @rickyricardo9710
      @rickyricardo9710 3 месяца назад +22

      @@danielch6662 it's very telling that there's no source to the rumor other than some random twitch comment, like people seemingly just jumped to that wild conclusion based on absolutely nothing

    • @samluvzseals
      @samluvzseals 3 месяца назад +8

      @@danielch6662they pat you down so they'd probably feel the receiver, but yeah I get what you mean

    • @samluvzseals
      @samluvzseals 3 месяца назад

      @@danielch6662it says in the video, that the supposed device and receiver needs 2 people to work, the receiver and the person whos entering both players moves, How it works is they'll put the opposing teams move in first and ask for a solution and so on

  • @Rexerie
    @Rexerie 3 месяца назад +89

    Ok but they way steph recreated the smirk was so funnyyy

  • @XCVII.97
    @XCVII.97 3 месяца назад +1016

    14:46 *BADA BING BADA BEADS* 😭💀

    • @marley9904
      @marley9904 3 месяца назад +1

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @liveyourlifefree
      @liveyourlifefree 3 месяца назад +5

      This played in whole new colors. Now I'm not sure will I be able to unhear it in every next intro😂

    • @Storm411z
      @Storm411z 3 месяца назад +1

      New merch? 😭😭

    • @SuzanneZacharia
      @SuzanneZacharia 3 месяца назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @redborjie52
      @redborjie52 3 месяца назад +1

  • @shradhasahu3098
    @shradhasahu3098 3 месяца назад +210

    Stephaince-"Bada bing bada boom "
    Stephaine- "BADA BING BADA BEADS"😂

  • @pirimi
    @pirimi 3 месяца назад +304

    honestly, who knew chess could be so interesting and so dramatic lmao 😭

    • @Daisytheprincessss
      @Daisytheprincessss 3 месяца назад +3

      It's fun 😂

    • @raecooper2719
      @raecooper2719 3 месяца назад +2

      If you haven't, you have to watch Queens gambit. I used to think golf was so boring until I watched The Legend of Bagger Vance. It changed my whole perspective.

  • @totallynollie10
    @totallynollie10 3 месяца назад +116

    I'm not exaggerating when I say I CACKLED at "my Orthodontist took a piece of me like this man's shit"

  • @isometimespaintstuff
    @isometimespaintstuff 3 месяца назад +156

    My husband is very into chess (not competitively) and when I told him this episode was up he ran out of the room saying "NOT AGAIN!!!" because when this news first broke years ago I kept asking when he was going to up his chess game with a buttplug.

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil 3 месяца назад +15

      Haha, I thought he was just sensitive to that topic in general, but the real reason is so much better. 😂
      You did absolutely right! 👍🏻

    • @himankmaheshwari2097
      @himankmaheshwari2097 3 месяца назад +3

      This hans niemann and magnus carlsen feud really went viral😂

    • @isometimespaintstuff
      @isometimespaintstuff 3 месяца назад +4

      @@lethfuil This was such an intense topic at our house for a good few days or so. We still joke about it just in case one of us forgot about it lol

    • @isometimespaintstuff
      @isometimespaintstuff 3 месяца назад +2

      @@himankmaheshwari2097 It was quite the buzz.

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil 3 месяца назад

      @@isometimespaintstuff Very understandable. And we too joke about it still, sometimes.

  • @emi62507
    @emi62507 3 месяца назад +60

    As a football (soccer) lover, when Steph said "a meme of this man.." I wasn't expecting it to be José Mourinho (aka The Special One), one of the greatest football managers of all time!!!

    • @dia3756
      @dia3756 3 месяца назад

      josé** it hurts to see his name being misspelled all the time

    • @emi62507
      @emi62507 3 месяца назад +5

      @@dia3756 sadly I don't know how to add apostrophe's onto letter. but will edit copying your apostrophised e.

  • @wynndie
    @wynndie 3 месяца назад +253

    the way this video was dropped on hans birthday 😭 LMAO

    • @kal-muzel875
      @kal-muzel875 3 месяца назад +15

      Okay but this? I wish this was intended and planned

    • @kinkidot9692
      @kinkidot9692 3 месяца назад +19

      @@kal-muzel875Noo the fact it wasn’t even planned makes it sm better 😂😂

    • @distortionofthought_pepsi
      @distortionofthought_pepsi 3 месяца назад +4

      and my birthday as well best gift EVER❗️

    • @lauratimus
      @lauratimus 2 месяца назад +2

      Happy late birthday 🎉​@@distortionofthought_pepsi

  • @1ananas2bananes
    @1ananas2bananes 3 месяца назад +460

    saw the thumbnail and was like "aint that an*l beeds?! 😭😭

    • @letyv9071
      @letyv9071 3 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @srose1088
      @srose1088 3 месяца назад +11

      They look too similar to dog toys for my liking lol.

    • @blasiandumplin
      @blasiandumplin 3 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @shirleydenniser6079
      @shirleydenniser6079 3 месяца назад +1

      Seriously didn't have a clue!!! 😂🤣😂

    • @oxfanblink4115
      @oxfanblink4115 3 месяца назад +2

      Think that’s why she titled it with “super computer” 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @dantedeloden
    @dantedeloden 3 месяца назад +48

    also the "raccoon trap" is usually used to carry exotic animals. the biggest one is a baby lion. they are sold and extortioned for massive money.

    • @PieRatKings
      @PieRatKings 3 месяца назад +5

      Plot twist
      The hotel maid now has a secret pet lion

  • @Nanno-Anais
    @Nanno-Anais 3 месяца назад +156

    Biss is in her consistency era, and I love it

  • @sarkiestbb
    @sarkiestbb 3 месяца назад +86

    "He posted a video of a man"
    The man in question being Mourinho looool

    • @MeronPan4
      @MeronPan4 2 месяца назад +1

      I was going to say that 😂😂

  • @brienash1179
    @brienash1179 3 месяца назад +128

    Tbh I just leave your video playing and fall asleep with you talking. Sometimes I don't know what happen to the end of it. You are my lullaby!

    • @ohkhae
      @ohkhae 3 месяца назад +2

      Same😊

    • @drinkinyawnin
      @drinkinyawnin 3 месяца назад +2

      I do the same! Goodnight!

    • @julia1992
      @julia1992 3 месяца назад

      Mine too!

    • @blasiandumplin
      @blasiandumplin 3 месяца назад +1

      Same, I just woke up & am listening to it again since I fell asleep 😂

    • @blessieangeldamag9787
      @blessieangeldamag9787 3 месяца назад

      My kind of people

  • @ameliarose47
    @ameliarose47 3 месяца назад +51

    14:00 this dude should've been like "I was so drunk I blacked out and forgot the poop was there, I'm really sorry". And probably could've gotten off lighter and maybe avoided the ensuing deep dive.

  • @mossydreamz
    @mossydreamz 3 месяца назад +322

    AHGWAHGWAH, it's my 36th birthday today, i sobbed all morning because my life is honestly pretty shit and birthdays feel like a reminder of that, thank you for this nugget of absolutely wild drama to sooth my sorrows

    • @1inamia
      @1inamia 3 месяца назад +28

      Hoping things look up for you soon 🤍 and they will 🤍

    • @KaizenTruly
      @KaizenTruly 3 месяца назад +14

      I hope things get better love, wishing you if not a happy birthday, a well rested one. Take this day too focus on you. ❤️

    • @blueskies6617
      @blueskies6617 3 месяца назад +10

      Happy Birthday 🎈despite it all, you're alive and you matter. I hope 36 is kind to you and brings you all the joy and prosperity x

    • @ppp-bc9it
      @ppp-bc9it 3 месяца назад +7

      Hope everything starts looking better as soon as possible. Happy birthday internet stranger :3

    • @Sugas_Girr
      @Sugas_Girr 3 месяца назад +3

  • @srose1088
    @srose1088 3 месяца назад +103

    The first time I've heard Stephanie say the word "shart," she proceeded to say it like 10 times in 1 hour. 💀

  • @gaijinjournals1242
    @gaijinjournals1242 3 месяца назад +165

    He put a what in his what?! … I gotta hear this one 😂💀

    • @zeldaxninja3214
      @zeldaxninja3214 3 месяца назад

      Yh this basically cheating my nigga😭😭

  • @judyjackson9653
    @judyjackson9653 3 месяца назад +19

    “Like he’s about to stuff a squash, but instead of rice and minced meat filling” 🤣🤣🤣 ded this line delivery was so good

  • @ForeverMe217
    @ForeverMe217 3 месяца назад +46

    As someone who just started playing chess and is in love with it. I can’t believe I’ve been playing THE Magnus when playing the computer. I can actually die happy omfg.

    • @danielch6662
      @danielch6662 3 месяца назад +9

      No you haven't. If you had, you wouldn't be playing anymore. After losing every single game, the motivation would dry up.

  • @jaws8154
    @jaws8154 3 месяца назад +19

    i know this is not the video im writing about but i have to talk about it. in one on your old videos you were talking about how your sister had to kill cockroaches in her first apartment back then and im also dealing with bug stuff right now in my first apartment and it may sound weird but i found it very comforting and it gives me power to fight back to bugs ㅠㅠ thank you

  • @lowlychrismarks
    @lowlychrismarks 3 месяца назад +24

    In my experience, the thing about “hot girls have digestive issues“ is actually true. The most attractive woman I ever dated had IBS so severe that it was misdiagnosed as endometriosis for several years. My sister, who is also said to be good looking has IBS as well. Those are not by any means the only instances that I’ve seen, just the first two that come to mind.

    • @cargonewjeanz
      @cargonewjeanz 3 месяца назад +5

      It’s true I have IBS to 😔

  • @justpeachy_honey4430
    @justpeachy_honey4430 3 месяца назад +40

    2 videos? 😭💗 thank you. I hope you’re also taking care of yourself

  • @bebeka_nailed_it
    @bebeka_nailed_it 3 месяца назад +9

    Only Stephanie can talk about chess so captivatingly. Especially about a match in which nothing happened for tens of minutes

  • @nadarmohamed8058
    @nadarmohamed8058 3 месяца назад +113

    AHHHH STEPHANIE YOU LOOK SO GORGEOUS IN PINK💕

  • @kilminstar
    @kilminstar 3 месяца назад +17

    You’re relationship is really quite beautiful 💖 you can really feel how much you adore each other, how you enjoy each other, how much you bounce off each other and how much you love each other and it makes your channel even more wonderful to watch ❤💙 literally relationship goals!! And it melts my heart 😊

    • @kilminstar
      @kilminstar 3 месяца назад +3

      The way he belly laughs with you! You really do tickle him he adores you and I know you do him ❤

  • @griledgeeze
    @griledgeeze 3 месяца назад +13

    Stephanie covering chess drama is something I did not know I needed in my life. I hope to see more of this in the future 🙏🏼

  • @donnamckinley9807
    @donnamckinley9807 3 месяца назад +104

    I think Magnus was highly embarrassed he lost to the weakest opponent at the championship. Magnus not knowing for sure if Hans is cheating looks like a really bad sport to me. He is obviously not used to losing. Making an open ended comment which suggest Hans is cheating is ruining the boys career, also the company that bought Magnus on line company denouncing Hans is absolutely wrong because no one knows for sure he cheated! Wow, my comment took a turn south fast, because I know very little about chess, nothing about the players and cant even think of the name of the company or federation or whatever its called who ban Hans, lol!, help. I just wanted to say you dont ruin someones career unless you know for sure there were improprieties. 😊

    • @natachasun_
      @natachasun_ 3 месяца назад +1

      Same thoughts 😊

    • @EthanSmith-so6xf
      @EthanSmith-so6xf 3 месяца назад +20

      That man has experience he remembers 10000+ chess matches and studies every single player and remembers millions of probabilities don't you think a person with such experience in his field won't be able to catch a cheater?

    • @natachasun_
      @natachasun_ 3 месяца назад +10

      @@EthanSmith-so6xf But he has no proof tho.

    • @yangliu7486
      @yangliu7486 3 месяца назад +13

      ​@@EthanSmith-so6xfWhere's the proof? It's not guilty till proven. The best also lose.

    • @Player456London
      @Player456London 2 месяца назад +9

      Hans has already admitted he cheated in previous tournaments so can obviously do it again

  • @ash-qu33n
    @ash-qu33n 3 месяца назад +105

    I had to do a double take on that title fr 💀

  • @Superduperscribble
    @Superduperscribble 3 месяца назад +20

    I like how it went straight to butt plug and not a device in a shoe or something.

  • @MilkyWaytub
    @MilkyWaytub 3 месяца назад +64

    The thumb line is literally killing me😭

  • @rjunior0792
    @rjunior0792 3 месяца назад +19

    "Master Shi-Fu", she's so funny and cute when saying this! The husband liked it! !!! 🥰🥰

    • @JordanS-ww4eu
      @JordanS-ww4eu 26 дней назад +1

      Focus Po 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kiyokochanable
    @kiyokochanable 3 месяца назад +53

    .People who over explain themselves is because when they were kids, even when telling the truth, people didn't believe them. So as time goes by, they feel the need to over explain themselves.

  • @lisaa-8r
    @lisaa-8r 22 дня назад +2

    I've never watched a rotten mango vid that's fun and I love it. Baking matcha cookies rn and having the time of my life

  • @zmythos
    @zmythos 3 месяца назад +8

    Josh & Archie 100% got the biggest plug possible for comedic effect. It might have affected their final results but that is the exact behavior I expect of them lol.

  • @catblue4690
    @catblue4690 3 месяца назад +6

    “He’s a friend, and a confidante, and someone I fully trust.”
    …did you trust him to help you put the beads in?

  • @gigirkive7625
    @gigirkive7625 3 месяца назад +36

    the unexpected bts mentions in Stephanie’s videos make me happy, like my worlds are colliding 😂

  • @Loislettuce
    @Loislettuce 3 месяца назад +36

    Lol I just finished Rotten Mango's dark episode and this is the best pallet cleanser, I've been laughing so hard this whole episode.

  • @nadarmohamed8058
    @nadarmohamed8058 3 месяца назад +63

    Okay that title is something 😂😂😂

  • @McDonalds_Tighnari_official
    @McDonalds_Tighnari_official 2 месяца назад +6

    12:05 I’m like so happy Jin is back :)

  • @imjubli._.
    @imjubli._. 3 месяца назад +18

    Two videos in 1 day???😭😭thank you Stephanie you made my day

  • @Justlov4
    @Justlov4 3 месяца назад +10

    That escalated quickly. Maybe that is why so many chess players look so anxious. They got beads up there 😆 MMB laughing always makes me happy. Best Panda laugh

  • @Bytheway1996
    @Bytheway1996 3 месяца назад +7

    The fact that Stephanie describe JOSE MORINHO as a meme of just a man was hilarious 😅😅😅

  • @shanpage4474
    @shanpage4474 3 месяца назад +10

    "making pit stops to the shit stop.... In the bathroom"
    😂😂😂

  • @cadatágomaithgang
    @cadatágomaithgang 3 месяца назад +3

    i love Stephanie so much shes so vibrant even when telling disturbing stories 😭❤

  • @duckieduckson
    @duckieduckson 3 месяца назад +11

    You could say he was bummed about being accused of cheating 😂😂 yet he couldn't be assed to put full focus into the games 😅😂

  • @KrazyEngima
    @KrazyEngima 2 месяца назад +2

    That hair flip at 55:32 absolutely murder me lollll

  • @khalidadjimaoui7340
    @khalidadjimaoui7340 3 месяца назад +28

    Bro, this title is absolutely nuts.

  • @lisalarsen2384
    @lisalarsen2384 3 месяца назад +9

    I love the commitment of cheating on stuff like this instead of just getting better 😂😂😂

  • @BloobellASMR
    @BloobellASMR 3 месяца назад +10

    TWO IN ONE DAY!!

  • @heavenlyathome
    @heavenlyathome 3 месяца назад +7

    LMFAO how Stephanie describes what she thought chess was is exactly how I play it lol

  • @fyeelessarndra3392
    @fyeelessarndra3392 3 месяца назад +9

    I worked in the hospitality industry (Front Desk) at 2 separate hotels (one is a 5 star seaside resort, the other is a 3 star hotel on a mountain top casino/theme park resort) in a span of 6 years, and the amount of weird things I encountered in those meagre 6 years is astonishing I tell you! Imagine the stories my seniors had, who had worked in the hotel for 20 years! Weird is an UNDERSTATEMENT. Those 6 years were the worst AND best years of my working life 🤣

    • @allisonovo
      @allisonovo 2 месяца назад

      Tell us!!! I wanna know

  • @sarahtj9930
    @sarahtj9930 3 месяца назад +10

    girly i miss your vlogs sm please bring em back 😭

  • @robinedwards8796
    @robinedwards8796 3 месяца назад +2

    Castor oil hot tummy packs help digestion as well ESPECIALLY if you don't poop enough. People should poop about as often as they eat.

    • @webshark0
      @webshark0 3 месяца назад +1

      When u have an ED it's pretty rough, you either get diarrhea or constipation lol

  • @prettypet7647
    @prettypet7647 3 месяца назад +6

    That is the cutest evil laugh,I've ever heard 😂😂😂

  • @Knowhere6969
    @Knowhere6969 3 месяца назад +2

    “As he should! That’s some king shit!” PLEASE 😭

  • @himya2756
    @himya2756 3 месяца назад +6

    as a tournament level chess player i was so EXCITED TO SEE THIS IN MY FEED.

  • @vaughnreid9825
    @vaughnreid9825 2 месяца назад +3

    I've never laughed harder at one of your videos. You can sure tell a story. "Bada Bing Bada Beads!" "Release The Kraken!" I could hardly breathe😂😂😂🤪☠

  • @실패자-p7e
    @실패자-p7e 3 месяца назад +19

    Omg?? A one hour video on the Stephanie Soo channel?????? Blessed !

  • @ovo5831
    @ovo5831 3 месяца назад +5

    LMAO i didnt expect this from steph at all. this happened a while ago and caused the second "chess boom" (the first being The Queen's Gambit). it was so entertaining. as a chess player i can guarantee u the chess world is in no way dull. theres always drama every other day. chess history was also filled with tea. i love it

  • @vivisunnyxd
    @vivisunnyxd 3 месяца назад +26

    it's always sunny did an episode on this, it's called Frank vs Russia. I was so shocked to later find out it was based on a true event.

  • @cravingcoffee4547
    @cravingcoffee4547 3 месяца назад +4

    i’m so proud of how far Stephanie has come, but i’ve been here before the true crime stories when she used to just eat food n tell stories about her life. I miss that so much

  • @jessicavaldez2728
    @jessicavaldez2728 3 месяца назад +4

    STEPHANIEEEEE! I LOVE THAT YOU SPOKE ABOUT JIN FINALLY GETTING OUT! I LOVED YOU ALREADY, BUT NOW I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE NOW! THANK YOU FOR SHOWING BTS LOVE! ❤

  • @starrpatrick2905
    @starrpatrick2905 3 месяца назад +9

    The Behavior Panel did a fantastic job analyzing this guy.

  • @kokohale
    @kokohale 3 месяца назад +6

    PLEASE do a bedroom tour i beg. I've been losing my mind over the new background and the marble (onyx?) desk from the unnie's nose job vid 😭😭😭🙏🏻

  • @Isewbad
    @Isewbad 3 месяца назад +3

    My sister worked for a major hotel chain and they had a repeat customer who ALWAYS left the same thing on the sheets of the bed every visit. Ugh

  • @illintentpersonified1912
    @illintentpersonified1912 2 месяца назад +6

    wow, i only ever watch rotten mango videos but this one keeps on popping up and its so funny looking i just had to watch but omg yall are so funny together..!!! im so used to you being so much more serious and stuff, but this is oddly refreshing! i didnt realize how silly you were omg! this is hilarious!!!!

  • @yiannis5972
    @yiannis5972 3 месяца назад +16

    I kinda want him to have won alone. Also it helps to humble world champions every now and then . It shows how butthurt he was

  • @JerseyGasMan420
    @JerseyGasMan420 2 месяца назад +2

    I’m so used to these videos being so serious and this one had me dying lmaoooo

  • @mimzi7974
    @mimzi7974 3 месяца назад +40

    Oh brother, can’t believe she’d post this just before my 14 hour shift 😭😭😭💔💔💔💔

    • @BabvBlues
      @BabvBlues 3 месяца назад +4

      Great reward for after your long shift 🌻☺️

  • @motorphina
    @motorphina 3 месяца назад +18

    Plot twist! What if Magnus was actually the one using the chess computer anal beads and has been for a really long time but then they got old and failed and Hanz got lucky because he happened to play when they failed and magnus thought he could imply Hanz was doing that, so hence the military grade scanning next day, and then he thought he could fix it, tries to beat Hanz online thinking he fixed his anal beads, (but safe at home where he can't have his butt scanned) so then when he went to play Hanz and realized his anal beads chess computer wasn't working, he immediately forfeited again because he can't win without it... then Magnus AGAIN doubles down to avoid his own shame by blaming it on his opponent yet again.

  • @violet-jv8ok
    @violet-jv8ok 2 месяца назад +3

    bada bing bada beads took me out LMAO

  • @bunch_o_racket
    @bunch_o_racket 2 месяца назад +2

    The lawyer is the guy with the remote control. LoL

  • @starzomb
    @starzomb 2 месяца назад +5

    38:09 why does he look like dream..

  • @trippy_trash
    @trippy_trash 3 месяца назад +1

    Ok as someone who worked in an "adult novelty" store. Plugs and beads are very different. Plugs give a more full feeling and are shaped for comfort and for prolonged wear-ablity. Plugs are also the go to for role play as you can get them with tails or bejeweled at the base (the part that is not inserted. Beads are usually in various sizing starting from bead #1 being the smallest and gradually getting bigger. You apparently don't get the same full feeling but it can be a more erotic and aroused feeling because a partner (or yourself) can gently tug on the handle. Both come in an assortment of materials. Most common are body safe silicone or metal.

  • @ravenscircle4680
    @ravenscircle4680 3 месяца назад +4

    Not me being a hotel housekeeper with this video popping up telling me about my worst nightmare 😂 (I’m literally working on rooms now as I typed this out)

  • @stephe1506
    @stephe1506 2 месяца назад +1

    "suddenly he has an accent" ... all I could hear in my head was "so where in Europe are you from?" "oh you know, right in the heart of the smack of the dab.."

  • @sennataylor592
    @sennataylor592 3 месяца назад +9

    Stephanie, please do a vid about Brave Girls and how a fan’s youtube video saved their group!

  • @jean-philippegrignom6479
    @jean-philippegrignom6479 3 месяца назад +2

    To be fair not everyone describes their plays the same, in the competitive card game Yu-Gi-Oh there's a very good player named triff who's known for describing events and board states very poorly during post tournament deck profiles, it became such a meme that he became a RUclipsr.

  • @serenaserna8880
    @serenaserna8880 2 месяца назад +1

    190 IQ? He’s an actual genius

  • @they_love_turner
    @they_love_turner 3 месяца назад +11

    EVERYBODY WAKE UP! Stephanie's here 😭❤