[Tomato] Zero Sievert : snorks arent real they cant hurt us.

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024
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  • @thewarpipe6368
    @thewarpipe6368 2 года назад +149

    The VOD-Dwellers eat good tonight!

    • @pickleinspector5948
      @pickleinspector5948 2 года назад +13

      True. I'm feasting bro

    • @wisewizard9552
      @wisewizard9552 2 года назад +7

      Thank you, king, you too.

    • @kingklipo
      @kingklipo 2 года назад +2

      I hope he plays deadeye deepfake simulacrum again soon too!

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 2 года назад +6

      bro I'm trying to lose weight, gosh dang it dude this tomato soup is too good

    • @Broken_Link_
      @Broken_Link_ 2 года назад +1

      {Agressive monkey/ Vod-Dweller noises}

  • @RawBlue
    @RawBlue 2 года назад +49

    He doesn't know. The guys in green are his allies and he could have just walked in and take the free loot, that's why the loot was kinda junk haha

  • @unturned1529
    @unturned1529 2 года назад +19

    I bought this game, played it for less than an hour and decided that it wasn't for me, refunded it, this VOD dropped and it ate away at me for days, I purchased the game again, and now I'm hooked on it
    By hooked I mean I started playing at 8pm and I just finished a session due to a crash and it's 2:30am and I got work in a few hours

  • @HumbleMemeFarmer
    @HumbleMemeFarmer 2 года назад +52

    "I survived 2022 and all I got was this dumb recession"

    • @RawBlue
      @RawBlue 2 года назад +7

      "2022 no mercy"

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 2 года назад +5

      @@RawBlue 2022 is just 2020 too, oof size is gonna be jumbo

    • @gmanhobo
      @gmanhobo 2 года назад +1

      *Great New Depression

  • @zantanzuken
    @zantanzuken 2 года назад +44

    knowing how to play zero sievert and watching tomato leave behind high value items in place of junk makes me die inside.
    ... i love it, entertaining as heck.

    • @ArtorioVideojogos
      @ArtorioVideojogos 2 года назад +2

      Dude he's not playing efficiently!

    • @zantanzuken
      @zantanzuken 2 года назад +1

      exactly! its great.

    • @wowddo
      @wowddo 2 года назад +1

      lol, lmao, imagine Tomato being efficient and thinking logically in the games he play. It'd be a disaster and a heavy blow for the entertainment industry

    • @echo645
      @echo645 Год назад

      @@wowddoexactly i love how random he builds up entertainment by making bad decisions

    • @wowddo
      @wowddo Год назад

      @@echo645 Tomato making bad calls > any form of comedy

  • @rune5416
    @rune5416 2 года назад +9

    Surely these hundreds of pillows will pay off after 100 hours NURSE crank the copium

  • @therealstarplatinum
    @therealstarplatinum 2 года назад +67

    The biggest punishment tomato can do to us is remove the time stamp

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy 2 года назад +6

      Some kind souls will go out of their way to timestamp someone almost always does

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 2 года назад +6

      ​@@TheRealRusDaddy 00:69 is the earliest funny number in the VOD timeline :)

    • @frivolousbread7050
      @frivolousbread7050 2 года назад +4

      Yea how would I know how long the intro is so ik if it is long enough to listen to while I drive :). Intro is my fav part

    • @MokouMeows
      @MokouMeows 2 года назад +1

      TRUEEEEE DOOOOOD

    • @Suckmuh
      @Suckmuh 2 года назад +2

      Not punishment, he's just dumb and forgets sometimes

  • @rinner2801
    @rinner2801 2 года назад +32

    I kind of like that it's hard to see them in the trees, it feels more like the trees provide actual cover, but it should be more consistent.

    • @theoverseer458
      @theoverseer458 2 года назад +11

      The trees provide concealment for your enemies but not you, probably the game’s biggest issue rn imo

    • @kirbyis4ever
      @kirbyis4ever 2 года назад +5

      @@theoverseer458 Gotta love programmed AI and their eagle vision reminds me of bots in insurgency with their heat-seeking molotov throws.

  • @BearZerq
    @BearZerq 2 года назад +21

    It's pretty annoying that most of his confusion comes from not looking at the tutorial.

    • @Ty6260
      @Ty6260 2 года назад +17

      I just got a call from Joe Biden, President of the United States of America. He said you should log off.

    • @zantanzuken
      @zantanzuken 2 года назад +3

      the tutorial of this game is just pictures and would explain what he already knows anyway... the game expects you to figure it out for the most part.

    • @BearZerq
      @BearZerq 2 года назад +12

      @@zantanzuken I just can't stand people complaining about a game after ignoring information and then on top of it making the game harder.
      Great, you screw yourself out of a good time.

  • @moonmantrashpit5789
    @moonmantrashpit5789 2 года назад +4

    Let's gooo Brett thank you for uploading this one I was wondering if tamto was ever gonna play this

  • @Nickname863
    @Nickname863 2 года назад +15

    Now we all know what a forest is.
    I am also mad that i can't unsee the amogus now.

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 2 года назад +1

      I hate you, I didn't notice until I read this and now I need to poke my eyes out with a hot nail

  • @GunpowderCoffee
    @GunpowderCoffee 2 года назад +1

    3:20:47 "The funny box™, now at your local makeshift fallout shelter bar."

  • @vipercat
    @vipercat 2 года назад +5

    Local bartender gives streamer goblin a quest to go outside to touch grass

  • @Spindown8
    @Spindown8 2 года назад +3

    Tomato saying "I'm not doing that" for 3 hours

  • @jd.9911
    @jd.9911 2 года назад +4

    Your Stalker vods are soo legendary. Would kill for even a single one

  • @coldnr
    @coldnr 2 года назад +2

    Somebody REALLY liked stalker. That person was me. I like stalker.

  • @christianm1553
    @christianm1553 2 года назад +3

    Yessssss I've been waiting to see you play this game

  • @comyuse9103
    @comyuse9103 2 года назад +1

    i have seen a few content creators talk about dwarf fortress this year, and god i can't wait to see them fail miserably in it. i doubt it'll even be the fun kind of losing, it'll be so much fun to watch.

  • @waffle7356
    @waffle7356 2 года назад +3

    I was just watching a video about this game, was thinking of getting it but now i have to watch this first! :)

  • @berserkerpride
    @berserkerpride 2 года назад +4

    Contractors VR with all the star wars mods would be great multiplayer.
    Also Into the Radius is a based take for Indie GOTY.

    • @YouTubehandle375
      @YouTubehandle375 2 года назад +1

      just in case your unaware, there are a few tomato vods of into the radius

    • @awesomefatBruceLee
      @awesomefatBruceLee 2 года назад +1

      his into the radius streams have a few moments, namely
      "BEEF KATYA, CANS OF BEEF...!"

  • @danw3735
    @danw3735 2 года назад +2

    Those green soldiers were on your side. They are tougher than normal, you can just walk up to them and they won't shoot.

  • @aliakeel
    @aliakeel 2 года назад +1

    7:30 this is common to say where I'm from for whatever thing that is more than a month away

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 2 года назад

    8/10 "too much fun" tomato IGN gaming awards

  • @LeudieBlues
    @LeudieBlues 2 года назад +1

    This game looks interesting, might pick it up in the future and give it a shot myself. Got that STALKER feel to it.

  • @wisewizard9552
    @wisewizard9552 2 года назад +2

    1:56:34 - the sounds of a pure alpha male

  • @Archphoenix1
    @Archphoenix1 2 года назад

    Man lives in forest,the story of tomatos life

  • @gaddiusgaddium9082
    @gaddiusgaddium9082 Год назад

    55:56 legit predicted this the moment he got a pelt from a rabbit

  • @danw3735
    @danw3735 2 года назад

    You also walked past several dead bodies on the ground, they look like a bunch of sticks

  • @tamas9402
    @tamas9402 2 года назад +1

    el goblino is finally unleashed

  • @JD-ou2ce
    @JD-ou2ce 2 года назад +1

    2023:Survive

  • @wisewizard9552
    @wisewizard9552 2 года назад

    Yay, new tomato stream!!!! I love tamto

  • @TheRealRusDaddy
    @TheRealRusDaddy 2 года назад +1

    I miss when sus was just a funny ytp noise

  • @SuperZigbot
    @SuperZigbot 2 года назад

    Tomato to dark to see gaming

  • @nananamamana3591
    @nananamamana3591 2 года назад +2

    Uuuuuhhhmmmmmmm???? Brett??? We _talked_ about this, right??? The "get small" bit was _just_ for the minecrap grift, remember???
    So, then, would you please, for the love of *GOD* tell me why *THE STREAMER KEEPS SHRINKING THE VODS!!! D:

  • @lukasberman
    @lukasberman Год назад

    I use Q tips because my ears are f'ed up any ways and if they provide any amount of relief then it good.
    (granted it might be like itching a bug bite and making it worse in long run).

  • @SirSniffington
    @SirSniffington 2 года назад +1

    Is there any way to watch Tomato play Tarkov? Like, does he play it with someone who streams or something?

    • @RawBlue
      @RawBlue 2 года назад +2

      From what I can tell, those sorts of games he plays offline in his private time like with monster hunter. It's a shame we'll never see it

    • @AdeelTariq0
      @AdeelTariq0 2 года назад

      Probably doesn't play anymore. But usually with Lawlman, Gmart or Boon I think.

  • @molcat_doma
    @molcat_doma 2 года назад

    More, more, more!!!

  • @jeromeriedl
    @jeromeriedl 2 года назад

    I have 3 spoons IRL

  • @aliakeel
    @aliakeel 2 года назад

    5:46 which one is he talking about

  • @Dietrich_Kaufmann
    @Dietrich_Kaufmann 2 года назад

    Tread carefully tovarish

  • @nicknevco215
    @nicknevco215 2 года назад

    so he would like to go to the forest
    i see

  • @BakedBanana
    @BakedBanana 2 года назад +4

    oh?

  • @MRTibbz-gk4pn
    @MRTibbz-gk4pn 2 года назад

    Alt F4 is always funny

  • @SolazLive
    @SolazLive 2 года назад +1

    great swamp isnt the starting zone 0/10

  • @ReaverTheSurvivalist
    @ReaverTheSurvivalist 2 года назад

    2:21:17

  • @ConeTheReal
    @ConeTheReal 2 года назад

    Red man so funny

  • @ScottyPlop
    @ScottyPlop 2 года назад +1

    This game would be fun if it was a MMO tbh

  • @aliakeel
    @aliakeel 2 года назад +10

    stalker for zoomers

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 2 года назад +2

    tomato is rapidly becoming a zoomer, just wanting an out to die, disgusting
    where's my "I ain't hear no bell" boomer tomato?

  • @markleehouston
    @markleehouston 2 года назад

    2end views

  • @Guess_I_Lose
    @Guess_I_Lose 2 года назад +4

    I don't know why the world lets this dude play video games...
    He hasn't even been decent at a single one!
    Example: kindergarten 2, the shadow was right under the principal, and what does tamtoe do? He moves the claw to the right then proceeds to complain about how his failure is bad game design
    Also I'm better than him at STALKER

    • @lloydtaylor1507
      @lloydtaylor1507 2 года назад +11

      Literally who asked?

    • @AdeelTariq0
      @AdeelTariq0 2 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @molcat_doma
      @molcat_doma 2 года назад +1

      If you want good gameplay with no entertainment then consider someone else

    • @Guess_I_Lose
      @Guess_I_Lose 2 года назад +2

      @@molcat_doma ah yes, because good game play AND entertainment could never exist simultaneously.

    • @Guess_I_Lose
      @Guess_I_Lose 2 года назад +2

      @@lloydtaylor1507 i know this is late but I'm pretty sure I've already replied to you and my shit got reported.
      Suspicious isn't it?
      Anyway if somebody needs to ask for opinions before anyone can share... you know... their opinions... there wouldn't be any comments in the comments section!

  • @aetherwizard3218
    @aetherwizard3218 2 года назад

    to bad it's only on that garbage platform Steam right now.. maybe if they put it on respectable platform like gog someday.