Off Topic: Ep. 85 - Ryan the Bad King
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- Опубликовано: 15 июл 2017
- The AH Crew sit down to talk about RTX 2017, changing diapers, old food, and more on this week's Off Topic!
This episode originally aired July 14, 2017
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Off Topic: Ep. 85 - Ryan the Bad King
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11:34 "But I came!"
"That's why he was late"
Damn.
😂 thats awful but 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 I laughed
@@lbjcustomremixeseditscuts7703 its fine the company is dead now. this panel is now history and everyone laughs at history
Looks like it wasn't a heroin addiction he was hiding.
Yeah, big oof mood there
11:35
also turns out it was a heroinE addiction
Geoff- "What was your favorite part?"
Audience- *loud gibberish*
Jeremy- "That was my favorite part too"
Me- XD
Lindsay got there first though!
The bad king has never been more accurate than today
😔
"She didn't taste like it either"
Had Me Dying of Laughter
Blake Goeres Jack's and Lindsey's reactions are what killed me. Along with Ryan's proud smirk. 😂😂
timestamp
CDMz Legend .
CDMz Legend 41:45
Just Watch the Whole Thing, It's Worth It.
Ryan's story about his car, and all I can think of is his story about his son. "I don't want to go in the sky again, daddy. I want to stay here, with you."
Nandee Fuery what is that from again, I can't find it
Flowing Dragon it's from one of the podcasts I believe.
Flowing Dragon I think it's from a Minecraft video, one of the two "Ice Cube" ones.
Flowing Dragon Minecraft Episode 101 i believe? the first Ice Cube episode after 100.
I want a clean cut of Jack saying "Get fuuucked" in his low voice.
White Fang i want a gif of Jack's face when they talked about hot dog buns and aids
I thought Ryan said it at first xD
17:25
Ryan: "I was talking to a guy and he said he was holding it and it broke"
Geoff: "Well stop talking to the Incredible Hulk"
Jeremy: "Stop talking to the Incredible Hul- Damn it"
When everyone's complaining about GoT and I'm just happy they uploaded another Off Topic
Kevin Arias it happens every series, people start complaining if they miss an upload schedule by a minute
Never even watched it.... not once.
@Kevin Arias
You're "happy they uploaded another Off Topic" ? Dude, it's a podcat. They make one every week. Of course there is one this week as well.
And @DumbFound
It was not by a minute but at least 2 hours. And if you have ever attempted to upload a video on YT then you would know that you can upload a video and schedule it to publish whenever you want it to. So not being uploaded on the scheduled time means that there is something wrong
MainGoldDragon I know that it's just that I'm grateful they upload everyweek. For free. For everyone.
@Kevin Arias
I mean... yeah. Don't get me wrong, I like that too since they could absolutely be like "It is now for First members only", but there is no way it will just happen without any announcement or anything
Man this didn't age well. Geoff was actually close to figuring it out.
indeed, hate to say it but i think Geoff is the one feeling this the most out of all the crew
Got a timestamp on that? I'd love to see what he said.
can i get a timestamp please :)
@@ameyaka2611 Right at the beginning:(
@@ameyaka2611 11:48?
Damn Geoff was close with the addiction
11:35
You could just see -and I think everyone could - Michael's realisation about Iris going to college
Off Topic #85 is 85 minutes long. How serendipitous
MrG3R0N1MO can't wait for off topic episode 823
MrG3R0N1MO The fuck you'd say to me?
By episode 823 Millie will be hosting and Iris will be around 13. Also Ryan's daughter will be shown this episode to remind her of the embarrassment.
so, your just gonna make a bunch of people google a word?
you're mean.
Epickills03 More words are useful weapons. Like seriously if you're mad at someone, use a word they don't understand. Having them take a second to admit they don't understand words makes them seem stupid.
It's smart to admit you don't know something, but it's hilarious in a fight or something.
We were so blind. The evidence was right in front of us. I’m glad they left this up, it’s informative really. No matter how much you think you know someone, a smile can hide horrors.
makes my skin crawl
11:50
Ugh... the evasive way he says “Busy”
Makes my skin crawl now.
Ryan: "I can't wait for the baby to go to sleep so we can fuuuuuuuck!!" I lost it man.
indeed
time to crack a diet coke in honor of the bad king
Diet coke sucks
Diet coke is ok
No
@@psnMGSnake92 Lmao yeah this did not age well
To pour it on him, yes.
"Michael doesn't like to sit next to his wife."
Me thoughts: But Gavin is right next to him...
You predicted the future.
Ryan Haywood: the most oddly relatable human on the planet
mikimi, so true
Ya-ouch
This did not age well
@@yungkiwi4546 IT REALLY DIDNT DID IT?
Hooboy
the shit piss thing Michael was describing sounded like some monster in a resident evil game
"my sleep was disturbed by"
"by a highway patrolman"
"thats happened before too but he wasnt there for me"
???????????
either ryan was really quick on the draw with that, or that is another story that really needs to be tolds, everyone else on stage looked concerned
Wow
You know.... Everyone else should have been concerned in hindsight
this just heightens my love for ryan and his humor
•_•
This age poorly
Yikes
The look of absolute horror when Ryan said "she didn't taste like it either!" On Jack's face gives me life.
Oh fuck dude that’s even worse now
Wow
I can’t look at any of this with him in it in a joking manner anymore... :(
I remember the huge dance party we had at RTX whilst waiting for this panel to start. It was so much fun!!
" I'm fighting the piss and shit, yelling Lindsey get in here!'
....
Hard cut to commercial break
timing is awesome
I feel that these live Off Topics are a good indicator of how much chemistry remains between any given members of AH. Maybe that's badly phrased, it's not like there is a finite amount that expires. But it is something that can wax and wane, as with enthusiasm.
For example, despite his (sometimes not so) occasional "down" periods, Geoff always brings an A game to these live Off Topics; it proves he's still got it which is good 'cos Geoff really is the heart of the whole group.
Not just Geoff, either. Most of them are on form here which is re-assuring. It's been a bit of a rocky year for their content; a lot of ups and downs.
Sad Geoff makes me sad. Happy Geoff makes me happy.
You're comment sounds like a high school english essay. Managed to sound a like a smart ass with meh grammar
Ryan the herion addict guy
Maybe something else
MGSnake92 I think Geoff had suspicions.
Only if...
you know you are old. when you are ENJOYING stories of Achievement Hunters. .... of their own kids.
and reminiscing of how long ago, AH were before.
I love how Gavin still cannot manage to not have his drink explode. XD
Great off topic guys! Thanks for uploading this for all of us that couldn't make it to RTX! 😄
I'm actually glad Geoff stopped drinking
He's done it before. He'll be back to drinking some time soon, but it's a good habit of him to take breaks every once in a while.
LIke 3 or 4
he's been sober for quite a bit longer than 3 days at this point.
Yeah I think he's been sober for over 120 something days now he said it in the founding father's podcast maybe
like 5 months maybe less or more around that though
nothing can beat the utter chaos that was the off topic panel last year
"To be fair... That child lives in New Jersey" - Geoff, 2017
Ryan just always looks like hes had a terrible day and is just done with everything but he makes it hilarious!
I'm already 30 min in so far and I can't stop laughing...I really needed this today thank you guys for being so funny and sorry you have been having a hard time Ryan, things will get better.
47:00 I didn't remember until now, but a similar story happened to me when I was younger. Basically my parent's house was pretty messy. So there'd often be some boxes with some stuff on top of them. For months there seemed to be a smell that we couldn't find, but it wasn't that bad. So around the summer or something we're moving these boxes around. We move a box off another box and it suddenly really smells. Now we can see that this box has a label on top of it. It's a turkey that we apparently got for Thanksgiving and it's the middle of summer. How it got there, we don't know. So we threw out the whole box never opening it to find out what's inside.
micheal leaking the result of criminal masterminds at 1:05:30 was the greatest thing ever
Ryan, I know it's been 8 months since you told this story, but as of the day I'm watching this, I just had to retire my van 18 hours ago after the alternator went.
And yes, the spasming of the speedometer, clock, and thermostat really did look like an abduction.
xfiles theme
Fuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkk man! This video aged like milk
That microphone on the podium behind Michael starts going crazy at 40:50! Glitch Please...
That beer is pretty good. Its a nice example of a Golden Ale with a little bit of honey in it
Geoff seems so much happier!!
That was low-key a really good Suptic impression
" hose down the public" -Ryan I loved that lol!!!
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I love how most of the comments im reading on here is "when is the next part for game of thrones lets watch" or something along those lines.
I used to work at my county's mosquito control...we had to treat the sewage lagoons every month in the summer. At one lagoon, my partner and I were walking around it to find a way down to the water. We rounded a corner and smelled something that I can only describe as a wave of death hitting our nostrils. We looked down and saw some of the water shimmering. Looked closer and it wasn't water, it was a dead animal (probably a raccoon) absolutely covered in maggots. There were so many maggots that it looked like the water was shimmering from 50 feet away.
I find it pretty cool to listen to Geoff and Ryan give Michael advise on having a daughter.
The look of distress on Geoffs face when they passed the mead around
Iris is going to have a great childhood
They need to do more live audience episodes. This reminds me more a comedian act them a podcast. Ryan was fucking hilarious.
0:12:18 Jack: "You gotta kill at least one person"
Ryan: "Got it" *Pulls out a gun*
honestly given what happened.
I like how Michael tells us the reality of having kids that no one really talks about.
Love that Geoff is from Alabama. From Mississippi and it is awesome to see that he made it.
"there is hope"
26:60
Okay, this is the most confirmed temperature reference, and I just have to say that it's about 87 degrees where I am, inside, when the A/C is on set on 80, (Which it does not reach correctly.)
Jeremy should get either a customized armored car or tank and call it "The Rimmy Tank"
I am so regretting eating dinner while watching this. I work at a grocery store and I've had to deal with some disgusting situations (food containers being broken and have rotted while being shipped) but these stories made me stop eating
I saw this live at RTX 2017, came back to watch again three years later because I was sitting next to some dude’s mom and from the Nicole Brown Simpson joke on she just sat there shaking her head and complaining about their crude humor. I spent most of the rest of the podcast drinking in her disgust at what she was hearing and how disappointed she was at her son for enjoying this filth. It was glorious and i would do it again in a heartbeat.
The siege part was so good
Just sittin here waitin for GoT 😂
Gage Nelson same... I don't give a shit about the show, but I've been invested in their Lets Watch
I was about to comment something along those lines.
I feel that :P
i thought the lets watch would be out rn
its 7pm and i refreshed 5times
Corey Potter dang, 7? Are you in Australia? It's only 11:17 in west coast U.S.
This was totally worth the three hour wait at RTX.
Jeremy should make a rap with all his vehicle names in the same vein as Tom Lehrer's Periodic Table song.
larry spitting up that mead was the funniest fucking thing
1:08:52 Gavin must be playing a different Siege then the one I am playing. Literally everybody roams around the map to catch attackers off guard.
I like how Jeremy couldn't handle as much heat. I literally live in an island that is ALWAYS 80-90 degrees.
Which video was Ryan's solo bumcheese in? I must go back and re-watch.
Geoff and Micheal playing Siege? Awesome! I want some of that!
Yes! I've been waiting for this all week! :)
One of my goals in life is to go to RTX.Hopefully I will achieve it someday
I wish I could have been there to see this live but when I tried the line was capped.
I was at that meetup that made him late haha
Oh shit are you all right?
Wow
you ok?
Tell us, was it actually a meetup or something bad?
Throwback time machine Lindsey.
43:47 waiting for barb to run in and say "something smells FISHY"
I want to see the Rimmy Command Center. XD
What movie were they talking about?(the one they watched on theater mode)
Lol had a bottle of Ommegang bend the knee in the fridge, paused the vid to grab it
See now, when I heard that the alcohol was GoT themed, I expected the note to read the lyrics to The Rains of Castamere, just to freak everybody out. XD
This was great live
I wonder how many people in the crowd think that it's just them and AH in the room?
I literally had tears when Larry almost drowned
Michael mentioned spending counterfeit money. If you won the escape room did you get to keep what you grab?
as a Brazilian, Geoff those are rookie numbers!!
Michael would be Shaggy, Gavin Scooby, Lindsay Daphne, Jack Velma, Geoff Fred, and Ryan would be the villain in the mask
Big oof in 2020.
along with Jeremy's locker room story i did the Same thing in my locker room when i was in highschool but it was a piece of pizza and it was there for a year
there needs to be a rtaa of the milkshake story little J told.
never thought about it before, but AH as mystery inc. =Jeremy as Scrappy, Jack as scooby, Gavin as Shaggy, lindsey as Velma, Ryan as Freddy, Geoff would definitely be old man Jenkins. Would need to bring Barbera in as Daphne probably.
Here's a secret for cheese lovers. Every piece of cheese you've eaten that wasn't processed had mold on it before you touched it.
Does anyone know what movie they watched for Theater Mode?
Was this theatermode recorded? Or do they not record the live one cause I know the new season starts on the 31st
An hour and 30 minutes?! What is this, the RT PODCAST?!?
33:02 OMFG they put Millie through having to watch that.
He was like palpatine but infinitely worse cause he’s unfortunately real
GOOD podcast
If anyone happens to have a video of Jack dj'ing at their signing… I'd love it
All hail King Ryan!
Doom and Game Overs to the TRAITORS!!
Praise him with 🧀 !
I saw this live. And bohemian rhapsody before the panel was wonderful.
did someone record it?
Do you remember why the movie was they watched for theater mode
is no one gonna mention how fucking badass Ryan is 41:14 -41:51
Can anyone tell me what movie they showed for Theater Mode at RTX Austin this year? I love Troma films and Lloyd Kaufman but I have no idea which film they were talking about, maybe they said the title and I missed it
What movie did they watch at theater mode live
Some good ol' Off Topic to ease my day!
48:15 Michael starts talking about Iris and her poopies.