@avalanchesoul bro theres no harm in disliking a person for the stuff he puts out. Theres a reason that people dont like him, But if you like him than thats okay too
I'm impressed by Bryan's acting skills and the way he never breaks character from being 'that' guy that talks a great fight but has done nothing in reality. Kudos to you sir...
The way will sasso just laughs in Bryan's face "what you going to do get me with your boxing" and then continues to laugh hysterically God that's classic we all have that friend we just laugh at when they talk about fighting
Master Callen has gone by many names in his decades of the poetry of hand-to-hand combat. The Street Viper, The Ringless Boxer, The Albino Chimp. But to us he'll always be... The Kid.
See I always thought he was the fighter cause the other dude Is younger then him like a play on words like being that he always claims to have been in all these fights and the younger 1 is calmer
Schaub said in an earlier episode of TFATK that he's never been in a streetfight and when Callen questioned him he said he was in one in college... in this clip he says he grew up fighting... which is it Schaub?
Hahah! You can tell callen is the guy monitoring this channel based just the comments that got love! Whether you can fight or not Brian, you'll always have a place in our hearts.
Yeah and Brendan hasn’t known him very long. A few years at most. What he is implying is that when he was younger and less mature, he was in a lot of bar fights. Joe rogan has actually mentioned that in their younger years, Callen was a wild dude. And was very confident in himself , and got himself into trouble a lot. I believe callen has been in fights. Also, he completely doesn’t take any of this seriously and is taking the piss out of you. The thing is, he moves naturally enough even when he is playing around, I think he does legitimately know how to box and does Tae Kwon do back in the day like rogan did.
Brandon schaub is an idiot but he was a UFC heavyweight who knocked out Mirco cro cop!! He would kick almost every random guys ass to the moon if he wanted too
Callen: listen, Sasso I've BEEN boxing believe I can fight-- Sasso: - - let me stop you right there...you can fight all you want... You fight... I destroy. I don't need to dance around throwing jabs, I grab you by the head and ball you up into a red and beige volleyball filled with guts with bones poking out of it and kick you atop the nearest building I see.
Say what you will about Brendan, he's not wrong. Never try to explain to a professional fighter how you see red and have gotten in more "street fights" lol. Especially pre-conor guys like Brendan who got into the most brutal sport possible before there was even real money in it.
@@goodnamestaken While that's true, Callen is a rich kid, and it would not surprise me if he was going around drinking and getting into sloppy bar fights with no consequence somewhat regularly, more often than a "normal" guy
@@goodnamestaken there were wayyyy more money before, he stopped mainly because they couldn’t use their own sponsors. After Reebok they stopped making good money. Schaub fought when there were the MOST money to be made
@Blake Ranew Son! Compared to the average man who has no martial arts experience, he is good. I have seen him kicking and punching and he absolutely has good technique especially against a average man.
Funny thing is Brian can actually fight . like he beats 95% of average Joe's on the streets. We laugh because he tells these stories around pro fighters and ex fighters .
@@Cg-ru3eh but we aren't talking about BJ Penn, an actual mma fighter who's probably been training since childhood. We are talking about the son of an international banker.
You don't have the temper I do !! ...😂I seriously can't work out if Bryan is trolling or he's a samurai of the streets with hands that are registered weapons ..in his mind
The clip from 330 brendan is dead wrong. Acting like bryan grew up rich so he never fought while acting like he is from some legit.hood where he had to live to survive
The funny guy thinks he can fight and the fighter thinks he's funny.
@avalanchesoul bro watch schaubs standup
And i like callen
@avalanchesoul bro then i cant change your views about him and vice versa
Goodbye
@avalanchesoul bro theres no harm in disliking a person for the stuff he puts out.
Theres a reason that people dont like him,
But if you like him than thats okay too
@avalanchesoul yeah than im a hater b.
@avalanchesoul ok b
51-0 in the streets, everyone knows this, they're all just scared.
51-0 in sheets as well. I dunno what that is supposed to mean, but I just thought it would fit nicely. :P
51-0 in street fighter
51 - 0 for times that you could tell that the other dude didn't want none in a fight that almost broke out.
These are the old numbers...
He's 57 and 0 now
Just felt this should be updated
He could destroy us all, and he knows it.
Bryan ‘The Dent’ Callen
That sweet tart tartin’ ass is full of deeeeeeeents
Making dents in thugs skulls
Fulla DENTS
is that like a 'small tooth' "Dent"?
He’ll make your body look like his bank account
“You’ve seen me ALMOST get in two fights since you’ve known me.” -Bryan “The Legend” Callan
I GO TO ATLANTA ALL THE TIME!
🤣🤣
Brians face when that guy is telling Joe he can fight is priceless
Michael Kahn Callen had clearly paid that guy to say that or something 😂
like a kid in a sweetie shop
Oh its a circle jerk yeah
Who tf is this crack head lol?? I don't believe that story for a second
Sensei Callen knows best
Bryan 'you dont know me' callen
Bryan is the first friend you call when planning a bbq
Or when you need some advice on curtains or interior decorating.
Lmao what
@@highhaloguy806 extrapolate.
Tr1gg3rman ahhahaha
Or not call. 🫡🫠
Its a miracle Bryan hasnt man-handled these jokers for daring to laugh in his face.
Caleb Haynie Cuz he cant
Joey k
@@Joey-el7ud oh you poor, poor man. Life must be hard for you
The dude at the beginning was imitating Chris Delia I believe
He spared them, he showed mercy.
Bryan "16 inch gloves" Callen
African gloves.
Not familiar with those
my sides split when he said that
"You almost saw me get in 2 fights since you've known me." Keyword is almost.
Because they went to fast. The eye couldn't catch it.
@@1009774 reply better than the comment
Bryan's definition of "fighting" is being a loud karen to his fellow wine bar patrons.
i love brians early fight career on youtube. i think the name he fought under was Charlie zelenof
actuall Charlie and Bryan Callen are the Nick and Nate Diaz bros of the 90's! you better not let Bryan find out you got him and charlie confused...
Don't insult Charlie
I'm impressed by Bryan's acting skills and the way he never breaks character from being 'that' guy that talks a great fight but has done nothing in reality. Kudos to you sir...
"Character" lol
I'm convinced it's a character. Nobody is that insecure.
@@penskepc2374 50 year-old divorcees are
This is why I love Callen. He’s the miniature poodle that runs fearlessly after a German Shepard.
The way will sasso just laughs in Bryan's face "what you going to do get me with your boxing" and then continues to laugh hysterically God that's classic we all have that friend we just laugh at when they talk about fighting
Damn that’s who that was
You can tell Sasso has been fed up with his crap since Mad TV lol
Master Callen has gone by many names in his decades of the poetry of hand-to-hand combat. The Street Viper, The Ringless Boxer, The Albino Chimp. But to us he'll always be...
The Kid.
He'll always be ... The sweet tart tartin' ass.
BKJ
See I always thought he was the fighter cause the other dude Is younger then him like a play on words like being that he always claims to have been in all these fights and the younger 1 is calmer
The cashmere killer
Albino chimp 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sasso = 10/10 timing
''What are you gonna do? Use some of that ''Boxing'' you've been doing?'' Then he proceeds to die laughing.
"You calling me a liar?"
"Yeeeah" Lmao
" There's a difference between a LIE and a lie " Callen
The slap at 1:42 had me dying. He's so good at staying in his characters while acting like a complete idiot. It's genius
Bro that video is one of the most underrated callen clips, his delivery and calmness is golden😭😭😭
Anything Callen punches: “didn’t make a Fukun deeeeeeeeeeeent”
Schaub said in an earlier episode of TFATK that he's never been in a streetfight and when Callen questioned him he said he was in one in college... in this clip he says he grew up fighting... which is it Schaub?
Thank you sir.
are you suggesting schaub told a lie????
@Mark D the point is that he's a compulsive liar. This is not a debate about trained mma fighters getting into streetfights.
I seriously doubt hes never been in a street fight lol. Every ufc fighter has been in street fights
@@stupidvideosgalore4211 not true
Brian is a street fighting legend. Facts 💯
The sesame street
"Gloves?!?" I lost my sheit, master Callen does not deal in "hand pillows" 👌🏻💯
The first part is one of my favorite things ever lol 😆 😂
“Master Bryan” was enough to make me laugh.
"What you gonna do? Use some of that....BOXING!" Funniest thing ever is calling out a wanna be fighter
"Watch out for your midsection" "Ok cool man"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
6:17 Bryans happiest moment of his life
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Showed Freddy Roach your video, he said tell him to stop” 😂😂😂
The funny thing is Bryan would do better fighting than Schaub did in comedy.
Nah lol
No
Schaub is Stale AF,,,,he would be a Nobody if Joe Rogan wasn't his Friend
@@mikeg3923 stale but sells out every show🤷♂️
@@CeeJay-jy8xb and has one of the worst rated and reviewed stand up specials in history.
Hahah! You can tell callen is the guy monitoring this channel based just the comments that got love! Whether you can fight or not Brian, you'll always have a place in our hearts.
Just found out about you guys. Bryan, you've been one of my favorite people forever. Your personality lights up a room.
Will Sasso straight up bullying Bryan is one of the best things ever 😂😂😂
Love Will Sasso's dismissive laugh!
"You almost saw me get into two fights"- Bryan Callen. Key word ALMOST
Yeah and Brendan hasn’t known him very long. A few years at most. What he is implying is that when he was younger and less mature, he was in a lot of bar fights. Joe rogan has actually mentioned that in their younger years, Callen was a wild dude. And was very confident in himself , and got himself into trouble a lot. I believe callen has been in fights. Also, he completely doesn’t take any of this seriously and is taking the piss out of you.
The thing is, he moves naturally enough even when he is playing around, I think he does legitimately know how to box and does Tae Kwon do back in the day like rogan did.
“i was street fighting with my brother”😂
It's hard to tell who's the bigger phoney
Brandon schaub is an idiot but he was a UFC heavyweight who knocked out Mirco cro cop!! He would kick almost every random guys ass to the moon if he wanted too
Yeah between the guy above you and you:-D
@@ryublueblanka i mean pretty standard practice to street fight along side ur brothers or friends right?
0:23 the most epic burn and laugh!! I love this line so much
I've always wondered what Bryan paid john to make that story up?
Callen: listen, Sasso I've BEEN boxing believe I can fight--
Sasso: - - let me stop you right there...you can fight all you want... You fight... I destroy.
I don't need to dance around throwing jabs, I grab you by the head and ball you up into a red and beige volleyball filled with guts with bones poking out of it and kick you atop the nearest building I see.
He's friends with polar bears possibly more than friends
Fat fuck sasso?lmao please
0:36 Callen threatening sasso with his little bitty hands is great
What is this man so pissed about lol 😆 take a shot everytime Bryan says "don't be disrespectful" 🥴
Bryan callen is the Charlie Zellanoff of the comedic fight club 😂😂😂😂
Schaub was being condescending and completely denied it. He’s one of THOSE guys
Say what you will about Brendan, he's not wrong. Never try to explain to a professional fighter how you see red and have gotten in more "street fights" lol. Especially pre-conor guys like Brendan who got into the most brutal sport possible before there was even real money in it.
@@goodnamestaken While that's true, Callen is a rich kid, and it would not surprise me if he was going around drinking and getting into sloppy bar fights with no consequence somewhat regularly, more often than a "normal" guy
Brendan just called him on his bullshit. That’s like me talking to a doctor about open heart surgery.. he’s gonna call me on my bullshit
@@goodnamestaken there were wayyyy more money before, he stopped mainly because they couldn’t use their own sponsors. After Reebok they stopped making good money. Schaub fought when there were the MOST money to be made
"I'm always out of reach" LMAOOOOOOOOO
That shit was legit funny. He's either not able to reach or he's allways running away xD
A 50 year old Arguing who has been in most fights😂
I love how his entire personality is having a bad temper.
Brian "Zelenoff" Callen. GOAT.
Apparently he knows Brendan but Brendan doesn’t know him lol
“Watch your midsection.....cool?” 😂 😂
Bryan "Im 300-0 in fighting" Callen.
You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this compilation, this is like a gift from God!
Funny how mad Bryan gets when Brendan calls him out for not getting in fights and growing up rich.😂💀
Seriously!! I’ve never seen him actually get pissed. He was cwabby for some reason that day.
He is what all men aspire to be and what all woman want .. A wise man once told me that, His name was Bryan callen
I feel like Callen can actually fight
He can definitely fight.
He can fight little dudes, like himself, that don’t work out and that are his age. That’s a pretty small pool of men.
@@liggerstuxin1 No. He could beat most average men. He is a great kicker and a good puncher, he moves fast and has good owerall technique.
@Blake Ranew Son! Compared to the average man who has no martial arts experience, he is good. I have seen him kicking and punching and he absolutely has good technique especially against a average man.
That kick was pretty sweet
"You've seen me ALMOST get into TWO fights since YOU'VE KNOWN ME.. What are you talking about?! Don't say that!"
-Bryan THE mega badass Callen
Bruh, look at Brendan in that first clip with Sasso. He was so intrigued and happy with what Will was gonna say😂😂
07:28 It's hard to take Bryan serious when he's in those sweet tart tartan ass shorts.
Funny thing is Brian can actually fight . like he beats 95% of average Joe's on the streets. We laugh because he tells these stories around pro fighters and ex fighters .
No he can’t, but it’s funny hearing these stories.
@Travis Preciado he's 52 my dude...
Danny Bushaw (wormsdroid) no you’ve definitely got that wrong mate lol,he can beat 5% average joes,the guy is all talk he’s a comedian for a reason
@@jamesmiles5662 you're an idiot lol hed knock you TF out
@@jamesmiles5662 joe rogan is a comedian too and he can fucking fight what a stupid argument "errr hes a comedian he cant fight!"
When Bryan says “we’ll you’re just a different sort” lmaoooo
3:16 he was about to kill Schaub without going Super Saiyan
Seeing, that moment from the outtro really tripped me out. Lmao
Smooth like a ballerina with that spinning back kick
“I fought plenty in high school and in college” LOL
Best segment on the channel haha
This is Brian’s best bit. Love it.
Bryan low key doesn’t try to make his biceps bigger by lifting them with the back of his hands...
3:39 are they serious 😂😂😂😂😂😂 i feel like they are two teenagers fighting
Usually if someone has to explain how tough they are... they ain’t
Seth Profitt
That’s the point. It’s one of Bryan’s schticks
Exactly!
That Will Sasso "Fuck Yoouuu!!!" was THEE funniest shit ever
This is essentially Conor McGregor these days 😂
Sure bout that?
single greatest monologue in the history of podcasts
This is hysterical 🤣 It's like a chihuahua barking and showing its teeth
I love it when Bryan becomes the fighter and Brendan becomes the kid 🤣
Bryan did grow up rich though.
Rich and soft, like a moist brownie
So did bj penn u idiot that doesn’t mean shit many mma fighter grew up rich
Corruption City that’s not true all at if they were rich they wouldn’t of been fighters in the first place.
@@luisanthonyserrano9326 people dont only fight because they need the money stop watching the rocky movies
@@Cg-ru3eh but we aren't talking about BJ Penn, an actual mma fighter who's probably been training since childhood. We are talking about the son of an international banker.
Love Brian he's hilarious, plays the serious hard man role so funny 😂
The only fight Callen has ever been in was to get out of the womb, which probably ended in a C-section.
Bryan “undefeated world street fighting champion” Callen
What u gonna do..use some of that...bbboxing you been doing lmao he sounded like D'elia
I think Chris looks up to Will. Listen to Ten Minute Podcast and you can feel the admiration
AC Slater gonna whoop Callen like he was Screech 😂😂😂
You don't have the temper I do !! ...😂I seriously can't work out if Bryan is trolling or he's a samurai of the streets with hands that are registered weapons ..in his mind
The first 40 seconds are comedy gold
Bryan "these punches dont leave uhhhhhhhhhhhDennnnnnt" Callen
"you don't know me"...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i know bryan can fight. i know they love to get on his case but he can definitely throw down
“ I make up a lot of stories?” *brendan looks over* *bryan looks over*
Master Callens Bullshito! 😂😂😂😂
Love that Brenda called Bryan a liar to his face, he needs to hear that
I could see Bryan paying a guy 5 grand to tell a fake story
They are so good together.
All true... I was there man bryan callen tuned me up a few times. A bear will walk around a wolverine.
P.S. like #300
artem lobov once fought Bryan on the moon. They left the Aitken basin crater
2:09 still got me confused, was Bryan trolling or he actually started believing his lies? That’s crazy
I’ve been studying Callen-Do for 3 years and I can proudly say I’m officially a yellow belt.
The clip from 330 brendan is dead wrong. Acting like bryan grew up rich so he never fought while acting like he is from some legit.hood where he had to live to survive
"He had to live to survive"
Man...
AC Slater... waitin' for yah LOL
I would pay money to see him in a ring, that’s in the street, with 16” gloves on
"so im a liar!?" .... YEAH! lmao
After seeing how pissed callen made Schaub. Callen definitely has been in more street fights.
I remember Schaub saying in the past he hadn't been in street fights.... he always likes to disagree