Master Bryan Callen's Fight Stories | Volume 1
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
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I actually enjoy this side of Brians ego. It's made funnier by none of his friends taking him serious.
i think its because all of his friends are in MMA or boxing or something he feels like he has to Macho himself up to them to feel alpha, i am stoned as fuck though
Salty He does it as a joke
@TUME 1 lmfao
You're a big strong guy...watch your mid section
Just don't let him hear you call him 5'10... He's 5'11
@@robertfan332 Agreed
The funny guy thinks he can fight and the fighter thinks he's funny.
@avalanchesoul bro watch schaubs standup
And i like callen
@avalanchesoul bro then i cant change your views about him and vice versa
Goodbye
@avalanchesoul bro theres no harm in disliking a person for the stuff he puts out.
Theres a reason that people dont like him,
But if you like him than thats okay too
@avalanchesoul yeah than im a hater b.
@avalanchesoul ok b
51-0 in the streets, everyone knows this, they're all just scared.
51-0 in sheets as well. I dunno what that is supposed to mean, but I just thought it would fit nicely. :P
51-0 in street fighter
51 - 0 for times that you could tell that the other dude didn't want none in a fight that almost broke out.
These are the old numbers...
He's 57 and 0 now
Just felt this should be updated
Bryan ‘The Dent’ Callen
That sweet tart tartin’ ass is full of deeeeeeeents
Making dents in thugs skulls
Fulla DENTS
is that like a 'small tooth' "Dent"?
He’ll make your body look like his bank account
He could destroy us all, and he knows it.
“You’ve seen me ALMOST get in two fights since you’ve known me.” -Bryan “The Legend” Callan
I GO TO ATLANTA ALL THE TIME!
Brians face when that guy is telling Joe he can fight is priceless
Michael Kahn Callen had clearly paid that guy to say that or something 😂
like a kid in a sweetie shop
Oh its a circle jerk yeah
Who tf is this crack head lol?? I don't believe that story for a second
Bryan is the first friend you call when planning a bbq
Or when you need some advice on curtains or interior decorating.
Lmao what
@@highhaloguy806 extrapolate.
Tr1gg3rman ahhahaha
Or not call. 🫡🫠
Its a miracle Bryan hasnt man-handled these jokers for daring to laugh in his face.
Caleb Haynie Cuz he cant
Joey k
@@Joey-el7ud oh you poor, poor man. Life must be hard for you
The dude at the beginning was imitating Chris Delia I believe
He spared them, he showed mercy.
"So im a liar?!"
......
"YEAH!"
lmao.
"YEAH!" was delivered almost in a bobby lee-esque way
Bryan "16 inch gloves" Callen
African gloves.
Not familiar with those
my sides split when he said that
Sensei Callen knows best
Bryan 'you dont know me' callen
I'm impressed by Bryan's acting skills and the way he never breaks character from being 'that' guy that talks a great fight but has done nothing in reality. Kudos to you sir...
"Character" lol
I'm convinced it's a character. Nobody is that insecure.
@@penskepc2374 50 year-old divorcees are
i love brians early fight career on youtube. i think the name he fought under was Charlie zelenof
actuall Charlie and Bryan Callen are the Nick and Nate Diaz bros of the 90's! you better not let Bryan find out you got him and charlie confused...
Don't insult Charlie
"You almost saw me get in 2 fights since you've known me." Keyword is almost.
Because they went to fast. The eye couldn't catch it.
@@1009774 reply better than the comment
Bryan's definition of "fighting" is being a loud karen to his fellow wine bar patrons.
The way will sasso just laughs in Bryan's face "what you going to do get me with your boxing" and then continues to laugh hysterically God that's classic we all have that friend we just laugh at when they talk about fighting
Damn that’s who that was
You can tell Sasso has been fed up with his crap since Mad TV lol
This is why I love Callen. He’s the miniature poodle that runs fearlessly after a German Shepard.
The slap at 1:42 had me dying. He's so good at staying in his characters while acting like a complete idiot. It's genius
Bro that video is one of the most underrated callen clips, his delivery and calmness is golden😭😭😭
Master Callen has gone by many names in his decades of the poetry of hand-to-hand combat. The Street Viper, The Ringless Boxer, The Albino Chimp. But to us he'll always be...
The Kid.
He'll always be ... The sweet tart tartin' ass.
BKJ
See I always thought he was the fighter cause the other dude Is younger then him like a play on words like being that he always claims to have been in all these fights and the younger 1 is calmer
The cashmere killer
Albino chimp 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You calling me a liar?"
"Yeeeah" Lmao
" There's a difference between a LIE and a lie " Callen
Schaub said in an earlier episode of TFATK that he's never been in a streetfight and when Callen questioned him he said he was in one in college... in this clip he says he grew up fighting... which is it Schaub?
Thank you sir.
are you suggesting schaub told a lie????
@Mark D the point is that he's a compulsive liar. This is not a debate about trained mma fighters getting into streetfights.
I seriously doubt hes never been in a street fight lol. Every ufc fighter has been in street fights
@@stupidvideosgalore4211 not true
"Gloves?!?" I lost my sheit, master Callen does not deal in "hand pillows" 👌🏻💯
Sasso = 10/10 timing
''What are you gonna do? Use some of that ''Boxing'' you've been doing?'' Then he proceeds to die laughing.
Anything Callen punches: “didn’t make a Fukun deeeeeeeeeeeent”
“Master Bryan” was enough to make me laugh.
This is hysterical 🤣 It's like a chihuahua barking and showing its teeth
The first part is one of my favorite things ever lol 😆 😂
I’ve sparred with the likes of Ra’s Al Ghul - Bryan Callen
😂😂
“Showed Freddy Roach your video, he said tell him to stop” 😂😂😂
6:17 Bryans happiest moment of his life
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love it when Bryan becomes the fighter and Brendan becomes the kid 🤣
I had a moment in this video where I realized this whole time: Bryan thought he was the fighter and Brendan's the kid...
“i was street fighting with my brother”😂
It's hard to tell who's the bigger phoney
Brandon schaub is an idiot but he was a UFC heavyweight who knocked out Mirco cro cop!! He would kick almost every random guys ass to the moon if he wanted too
Yeah between the guy above you and you:-D
@@ryublueblanka i mean pretty standard practice to street fight along side ur brothers or friends right?
Brian is a street fighting legend. Facts 💯
The sesame street
I've always wondered what Bryan paid john to make that story up?
"You almost saw me get into two fights"- Bryan Callen. Key word ALMOST
Yeah and Brendan hasn’t known him very long. A few years at most. What he is implying is that when he was younger and less mature, he was in a lot of bar fights. Joe rogan has actually mentioned that in their younger years, Callen was a wild dude. And was very confident in himself , and got himself into trouble a lot. I believe callen has been in fights. Also, he completely doesn’t take any of this seriously and is taking the piss out of you.
The thing is, he moves naturally enough even when he is playing around, I think he does legitimately know how to box and does Tae Kwon do back in the day like rogan did.
The funny thing is Bryan would do better fighting than Schaub did in comedy.
Nah lol
No
Schaub is Stale AF,,,,he would be a Nobody if Joe Rogan wasn't his Friend
@@mikeg3923 stale but sells out every show🤷♂️
@@CeeJay-jy8xb and has one of the worst rated and reviewed stand up specials in history.
"Watch out for your midsection" "Ok cool man"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how his entire personality is having a bad temper.
"What you gonna do? Use some of that....BOXING!" Funniest thing ever is calling out a wanna be fighter
Funny how mad Bryan gets when Brendan calls him out for not getting in fights and growing up rich.😂💀
Seriously!! I’ve never seen him actually get pissed. He was cwabby for some reason that day.
Will Sasso straight up bullying Bryan is one of the best things ever 😂😂😂
Brandon grew up rich too. He played lacrosse in the “mean streets” of Aurora, Colorado. Swab ran away from Nate Diaz.
Joe Becerra 😂
@Giant Dwarf whats your point? you didnt even know that i exist....and I am your Father
Just because someone grew up rich doesn't mean they wouldn't fuck you up.
@@brownsound545 good point...Batman grew up wealthy and look at how he turned out.
What’s wrong with having hard working parents that can give their children a decent life? Is there something wrong with being able to pay the bills? Is it cooler to be poor and struggle? What’s wrong with living in a nice neighborhood? Is it a bad thing to not live in your own filth amongst generations of worthless assholes claiming a neighborhood yet don’t work, pay taxes and do nothing for their “hood” beside drive up crime rate and lower property values?
Can you show us a video of him running from mumbles aka Nate Diaz? I’m assuming you are talking about the McGregor vs Mayweather fight where once again Nate didn’t understand basic English and started acting like the simple minded shit bird that sometimes comes out. That guy can find insult in a dozen roses.
This doesn’t take away from Diaz, just like ALL THE TIMES HE LOST doesn’t take away from the fact that he’s a good fighter, but Bren to the don would absolutely destroy Nate!
"I'm always out of reach" LMAOOOOOOOOO
That shit was legit funny. He's either not able to reach or he's allways running away xD
Bryan callen is the Charlie Zellanoff of the comedic fight club 😂😂😂😂
That Will Sasso "Fuck Yoouuu!!!" was THEE funniest shit ever
A 50 year old Arguing who has been in most fights😂
“Oh so I’m a lier?” “YEEEEAAAH” 😂
Love Will Sasso's dismissive laugh!
07:28 It's hard to take Bryan serious when he's in those sweet tart tartan ass shorts.
I feel like Callen can actually fight
He can definitely fight.
He can fight little dudes, like himself, that don’t work out and that are his age. That’s a pretty small pool of men.
@@liggerstuxin1 No. He could beat most average men. He is a great kicker and a good puncher, he moves fast and has good owerall technique.
@Blake Ranew Son! Compared to the average man who has no martial arts experience, he is good. I have seen him kicking and punching and he absolutely has good technique especially against a average man.
That kick was pretty sweet
0:36 Callen threatening sasso with his little bitty hands is great
Schaub was being condescending and completely denied it. He’s one of THOSE guys
Say what you will about Brendan, he's not wrong. Never try to explain to a professional fighter how you see red and have gotten in more "street fights" lol. Especially pre-conor guys like Brendan who got into the most brutal sport possible before there was even real money in it.
@@goodnamestaken While that's true, Callen is a rich kid, and it would not surprise me if he was going around drinking and getting into sloppy bar fights with no consequence somewhat regularly, more often than a "normal" guy
Brendan just called him on his bullshit. That’s like me talking to a doctor about open heart surgery.. he’s gonna call me on my bullshit
@@goodnamestaken there were wayyyy more money before, he stopped mainly because they couldn’t use their own sponsors. After Reebok they stopped making good money. Schaub fought when there were the MOST money to be made
Brian "Zelenoff" Callen. GOAT.
Apparently he knows Brendan but Brendan doesn’t know him lol
“You grew up rich” 😂
3:16 he was about to kill Schaub without going Super Saiyan
artem lobov once fought Bryan on the moon. They left the Aitken basin crater
Bruh, look at Brendan in that first clip with Sasso. He was so intrigued and happy with what Will was gonna say😂😂
Bryan "Im 300-0 in fighting" Callen.
Sasso at the beginning is fucking hilarious. What are you gonna do, use some of that "boxing" you've been doing? hahahahahahahahahaha
Callen: listen, Sasso I've BEEN boxing believe I can fight--
Sasso: - - let me stop you right there...you can fight all you want... You fight... I destroy.
I don't need to dance around throwing jabs, I grab you by the head and ball you up into a red and beige volleyball filled with guts with bones poking out of it and kick you atop the nearest building I see.
He's friends with polar bears possibly more than friends
Fat fuck sasso?lmao please
Hahah! You can tell callen is the guy monitoring this channel based just the comments that got love! Whether you can fight or not Brian, you'll always have a place in our hearts.
Smooth like a ballerina with that spinning back kick
Just found out about you guys. Bryan, you've been one of my favorite people forever. Your personality lights up a room.
Best segment on the channel haha
BOXING! Gets me everytime. lol
This is essentially Conor McGregor these days 😂
Sure bout that?
AC Slater gonna whoop Callen like he was Screech 😂😂😂
What u gonna do..use some of that...bbboxing you been doing lmao he sounded like D'elia
I think Chris looks up to Will. Listen to Ten Minute Podcast and you can feel the admiration
What is this man so pissed about lol 😆 take a shot everytime Bryan says "don't be disrespectful" 🥴
Bryan low key doesn’t try to make his biceps bigger by lifting them with the back of his hands...
Seeing, that moment from the outtro really tripped me out. Lmao
Funny thing is Brian can actually fight . like he beats 95% of average Joe's on the streets. We laugh because he tells these stories around pro fighters and ex fighters .
No he can’t, but it’s funny hearing these stories.
@Travis Preciado he's 52 my dude...
Danny Bushaw (wormsdroid) no you’ve definitely got that wrong mate lol,he can beat 5% average joes,the guy is all talk he’s a comedian for a reason
@@jamesmiles5662 you're an idiot lol hed knock you TF out
@@jamesmiles5662 joe rogan is a comedian too and he can fucking fight what a stupid argument "errr hes a comedian he cant fight!"
"So I'm a liar??"
"YEA!!" lol
He is what all men aspire to be and what all woman want .. A wise man once told me that, His name was Bryan callen
When Bryan says “we’ll you’re just a different sort” lmaoooo
Usually if someone has to explain how tough they are... they ain’t
Seth Profitt
That’s the point. It’s one of Bryan’s schticks
Exactly!
He's the proverbial warrior in the garden.
Bryan did grow up rich though.
Rich and soft, like a moist brownie
So did bj penn u idiot that doesn’t mean shit many mma fighter grew up rich
Corruption City that’s not true all at if they were rich they wouldn’t of been fighters in the first place.
@@luisanthonyserrano9326 people dont only fight because they need the money stop watching the rocky movies
@@Cg-ru3eh but we aren't talking about BJ Penn, an actual mma fighter who's probably been training since childhood. We are talking about the son of an international banker.
3:39 are they serious 😂😂😂😂😂😂 i feel like they are two teenagers fighting
Bryan "these punches dont leave uhhhhhhhhhhhDennnnnnt" Callen
0:23 the most epic burn and laugh!! I love this line so much
You don't have the temper I do !! ...😂I seriously can't work out if Bryan is trolling or he's a samurai of the streets with hands that are registered weapons ..in his mind
I’ve been studying Callen-Do for 3 years and I can proudly say I’m officially a yellow belt.
The only fight Callen has ever been in was to get out of the womb, which probably ended in a C-section.
“Watch your midsection.....cool?” 😂 😂
Master Callens Bullshito! 😂😂😂😂
"you don't know me"...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I could see Bryan paying a guy 5 grand to tell a fake story
“I fought plenty in high school and in college” LOL
i know bryan can fight. i know they love to get on his case but he can definitely throw down
The fact that Brendan comes for callen whenever he misspeaks baffles me
All true... I was there man bryan callen tuned me up a few times. A bear will walk around a wolverine.
P.S. like #300
"so im a liar!?" .... YEAH! lmao
I would pay money to see him in a ring, that’s in the street, with 16” gloves on
“ I make up a lot of stories?” *brendan looks over* *bryan looks over*
After seeing how pissed callen made Schaub. Callen definitely has been in more street fights.
I remember Schaub saying in the past he hadn't been in street fights.... he always likes to disagree
The little dog that barks a lot. lol