Steven Seagal

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  • @CaliforniatoWestAfrica
    @CaliforniatoWestAfrica 9 месяцев назад +16305

    He looks like Peter griffin dressed up like Steven Seagal😂

  • @tt-dc1hl
    @tt-dc1hl Год назад +19780

    Who else came straight to the comments when they saw Seagal walking up?

  • @rockinrobinrockinrobin5613
    @rockinrobinrockinrobin5613 Год назад +17792

    Heard he has 2 black belts. Tied together to go around him. 😂

  • @jkinne1585
    @jkinne1585 6 дней назад +223

    I don't think anyone in the comments really appreciate all the hard work, dedication, and practice that went into learning to fall just right.

    • @hairybustard4247
      @hairybustard4247 4 дня назад +3

      That’s why he uses the same guy in every one of his so called demonstrations

    • @robertoblanco501
      @robertoblanco501 3 дня назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ChadSchuppel-nc5xk
      @ChadSchuppel-nc5xk 3 дня назад

      Not fornothingbut I had a partnerwhotook Aikido for dam near 30 years and saidif you don't knowhow to fall ir go withit shit is breaking@hairybustard4247

    • @Ray-DeNof98
      @Ray-DeNof98 3 дня назад +1

      You has me in the first half lmao

    • @MattCosta-zw2qu
      @MattCosta-zw2qu 3 дня назад

      you kind of do spend a little while in "breakfall" these techniques are meant to snap joints.. think... jiu jitsu with an emphasis on staying on your feet

  • @ParamotorLife
    @ParamotorLife 3 месяца назад +8390

    When your brain says UFC but your body says KFC.

    • @deanm5305
      @deanm5305 3 месяца назад +41

      😂

    • @Goran7
      @Goran7 3 месяца назад +22

      Сейчас уже "Вкусно и точка"🤣 Он в России теперь живет

    • @jarreddishman3122
      @jarreddishman3122 3 месяца назад +31

      Dude u nailed it 😂

    • @Ekitsu
      @Ekitsu 3 месяца назад +4

      😂😂

    • @mayhemmike1789
      @mayhemmike1789 3 месяца назад +3

      😅😅😅

  • @khurshidtursunov
    @khurshidtursunov Год назад +6957

    Is it only me who thinks that comments are 100 times better than the video itself😂🤣

  • @dandamanman2200
    @dandamanman2200 Год назад +15373

    I think he's going to KFC not the UFC

  • @ericjerome2330
    @ericjerome2330 8 дней назад +48

    He has to put his belt on with a boomerang 😂

    • @rabsrealm
      @rabsrealm 6 дней назад

      His belly and ass are in two different zip codes.

    • @AlexGreene-or2vb
      @AlexGreene-or2vb 3 дня назад

      That went too far….
      Get it?😂😂😂

    • @musicman2766
      @musicman2766 14 часов назад

      @@AlexGreene-or2vbIt will come to you.

  • @hjorgan4597
    @hjorgan4597 Год назад +5500

    He looks like one of those inflatable sumo costumes

  • @CTJEEPGUY1973
    @CTJEEPGUY1973 Год назад +9443

    His opponent is a much better actor then he ever was

  • @168charger
    @168charger Год назад +6728

    When Steven goes camping, the bears actually hide their food in the trees!

  • @scottlaroc1287
    @scottlaroc1287 4 дня назад +12

    The most non active ninja, i have ever seen.🤣

  • @professorvoluck9311
    @professorvoluck9311 Год назад +947

    This is what I call standup comedy.

  • @BenderMohawk
    @BenderMohawk 11 месяцев назад +1258

    If you think that’s impressive, you should watch him defend himself against type 2 diabetes.

    • @gibzmotour7780
      @gibzmotour7780 11 месяцев назад +8

      Ahahahahhahahaha

    • @bgrob1839
      @bgrob1839 11 месяцев назад +13

      LOLOLOL!! You won the internet!

    • @MichaelGlaister-t7z
      @MichaelGlaister-t7z 11 месяцев назад +12

      He was working on his type 3 😅😂

    • @dpriceless1957
      @dpriceless1957 11 месяцев назад +3

      I know right!😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @matt-ts8cx
      @matt-ts8cx 11 месяцев назад +4

      Lmao

  • @alex-bohorquez-jimenez
    @alex-bohorquez-jimenez 11 месяцев назад +2903

    There's a great actor. The other one is Steven Seagal

  • @v00d00child187
    @v00d00child187 7 дней назад +5

    old legends says that...this man....defeated 21 happy meals in one sitting...

  • @destructivecriticism5842
    @destructivecriticism5842 11 месяцев назад +2877

    He can defend everything except a Big Mac attack

  • @lateefcarrere1649
    @lateefcarrere1649 10 месяцев назад +5520

    That's not applause, that's the sound of the deep fryers warming up.
    Edit: Thirty-four hundred likes; thanks!
    Except for that guy over there 😁

    • @truehou
      @truehou 10 месяцев назад +57

      😂

    • @bradleybutler5869
      @bradleybutler5869 10 месяцев назад +75

      I was 2 comments past when that joke took me out😂 ninjoke

    • @jamesgerard7784
      @jamesgerard7784 10 месяцев назад +66

      😂😂😂 we got a winner. Im dead bro

    • @redplamcomedy3244
      @redplamcomedy3244 10 месяцев назад +55

      best comment has been found.

    • @daved8858
      @daved8858 10 месяцев назад +32

      I laughed so hard spit and snot flew onto my screen no lie 😂

  • @Jo3yPropane
    @Jo3yPropane 7 месяцев назад +959

    That poor guy wasn't fighting, he just crossed the event horizon and was sucked into the gravitational singularity.

  • @mrreid1960
    @mrreid1960 6 дней назад +1

    He left the buffet a round of applause

  • @Syro15687
    @Syro15687 8 месяцев назад +1241

    The dude went from playing a Navy Seal to eating a whole colony of seals.

  • @satch7123
    @satch7123 10 месяцев назад +1245

    Leave him alone!
    He's got a lot on his plate.

    • @LanceHotz-yn2si
      @LanceHotz-yn2si 10 месяцев назад +41

      LOL!!! You're killing me!!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @erikcrouch7881
      @erikcrouch7881 10 месяцев назад +28

      Outstanding 🤣

    • @tylerdurden8049
      @tylerdurden8049 10 месяцев назад +12

      They are making fun of him he can beat them sitting down 😜

    • @mail4tung
      @mail4tung 10 месяцев назад +2

      Oh my gosh...lol.

    • @LG_7984
      @LG_7984 10 месяцев назад +29

      I highly doubt there is anything left on his plate.

  • @MarimoZZ33
    @MarimoZZ33 Год назад +1008

    He’s still dangerous, even when he’s pregnant

  • @MartinZanichelli
    @MartinZanichelli 34 минуты назад

    Total BOSS! Does not matter what others say. You were my childhood idol early 2000s. Thank you for beating the bad guys. Thank you for showing me that we can use their strength in our favor.

  • @shannon5373
    @shannon5373 3 месяца назад +1645

    Every time I see a Steven Seagal video I click on just to go straight to the comments and it never disappoints 😂😂

    • @corazonpartio3702
      @corazonpartio3702 3 месяца назад +9

      😂😂😂😂 Yo también

    • @Mockboy
      @Mockboy 3 месяца назад +4

      Me too😅

    • @bangdollars
      @bangdollars 3 месяца назад +5

      Oh shit me to 😂

    • @safetytech2845
      @safetytech2845 3 месяца назад +4

      Me literally just right now 😂

    • @ollieh11
      @ollieh11 3 месяца назад +2

      Same, every time!

  • @mikem.6761
    @mikem.6761 9 месяцев назад +1663

    Steven is a fighter, he's been fighting against diets and good acting for years.

  • @nicholasc.5804
    @nicholasc.5804 Год назад +1097

    He looks like he is wearing a training suit for police dogs.

  • @jenoumilryoba9196
    @jenoumilryoba9196 3 дня назад +3

    Every Time that I reach the comments section of a seagal’s video my stress just fly away people are so mean with that man and somehow it’s just funny

    • @gregkowalchuk6691
      @gregkowalchuk6691 14 часов назад

      With all the crazy shit going on in the world, the world needs Seagal more than ever. Just not in the way he fantasizes about.
      On second thought, the world needs everyone in the comments section more than Seagal. Brightening people's days one video at a time.

  • @yeahmean1686
    @yeahmean1686 11 месяцев назад +885

    He's no longer HARD TO KILL he is HARD TO WATCH (in theaters June 6). Lol

    • @richardjubb192
      @richardjubb192 11 месяцев назад +19

      Hard to breathe

    • @lowenbrow643
      @lowenbrow643 11 месяцев назад +12

      The two best comments on the internet today!🤣

    • @bokononx4606
      @bokononx4606 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@lowenbrow643 nothing particularly hard about him anymore.

    • @wnerko7484
      @wnerko7484 11 месяцев назад +1

      Haaahaa

    • @richardjubb192
      @richardjubb192 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@bokononx4606 maybe his arteries

  • @soulacoustic9235
    @soulacoustic9235 10 месяцев назад +1904

    The only thing under siege is the nearest McDonalds.

    • @justinrisen1929
      @justinrisen1929 9 месяцев назад +35

      Hahahahahaha im fuckin dead lmfao

    • @jimatron369
      @jimatron369 9 месяцев назад +10

      😂duuuude.. so good

    • @BatChat100
      @BatChat100 9 месяцев назад +14

      Ему 72 года, как вы будете выглядеть в его возрасте?

    • @aliciavela2361
      @aliciavela2361 9 месяцев назад +2

      😂

    • @Osmosis909
      @Osmosis909 9 месяцев назад +5

      Bro! lol!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @maddogmattis1775
    @maddogmattis1775 11 месяцев назад +1240

    What's the most dangerous thing about Steven Seagal?
    His Cholesterol level 😂

  • @KevinChan-d9r
    @KevinChan-d9r 8 дней назад +2

    This Is how antibodies fight when they know you fell sick having 2 cheeseburgers in a rainy winter followed by one scoop of sugarless icecream

  • @MemyselfandI001
    @MemyselfandI001 Год назад +724

    I thought he was wearing a bomb suit without the helmet. 😂

    • @wotjonsez2560
      @wotjonsez2560 10 месяцев назад +20

      He is the helmet

    • @KMc-cw3qt
      @KMc-cw3qt 10 месяцев назад +14

      He’s got enough Just for Men Gel, doesn’t need the helmet.

    • @mosquis3655
      @mosquis3655 9 месяцев назад +5

      LOL

    • @TheRealKaner
      @TheRealKaner 8 месяцев назад +6

      Steven 'The Hurt Locker' Seagal.

    • @pamelabullock4802
      @pamelabullock4802 6 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @MC_Chex
    @MC_Chex 3 месяца назад +723

    He has mastered the art of Kung Food 😂😂

  • @hardcorehenry1
    @hardcorehenry1 Год назад +3728

    The only thing Steven Segal should be fighting is his diet...

    • @Kruxxor
      @Kruxxor Год назад

      He is fighting his diet, that's why he's obese. 😂😂😂

    • @louiejordan6933
      @louiejordan6933 Год назад +18

      😂😂😂 good one

    • @mahmoodbinali9750
      @mahmoodbinali9750 Год назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @Paulcat
      @Paulcat Год назад +42

      He’s probably fighting diabetes

    • @MrJawnyNumFive
      @MrJawnyNumFive Год назад +23

      I didn't know Winchell's donuts had a mascot!

  • @Sportshotrumorsdebates
    @Sportshotrumorsdebates 3 дня назад +3

    Dont care what anyone days his movies were so much fun in the 90s and he will kick most of your asses on here. Lot of internet tough guys

  • @Evil.Turkey
    @Evil.Turkey Год назад +786

    Bullshido Master and KFC Heavyweight Champion 😂

  • @miketsai9552
    @miketsai9552 Год назад +548

    Apparently Steven is preparing for his first Sumo match😂😂😂

    • @Gekko-r9d
      @Gekko-r9d Год назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @otaiko4806
      @otaiko4806 Год назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @icehole4544
      @icehole4544 Год назад +1

      That's the first thing I thought

    • @Awweady
      @Awweady Год назад +2

      Underrated comment. Lol

    • @Barracuda48082
      @Barracuda48082 Год назад +1

      He has exploded . The silver screen ruined him.

  • @gabrielmartin6446
    @gabrielmartin6446 10 месяцев назад +650

    That poor dude was his UBER EATS driver who forgot his other 3 BIG MACS 😂

    • @Greyhaund
      @Greyhaund 9 месяцев назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @iwanttolearnjapanese
      @iwanttolearnjapanese 9 месяцев назад +10

      Yes, only 3. He was on a diet that week.

    • @khoshalpashtoonmal1845
      @khoshalpashtoonmal1845 9 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

    • @davidanderson6100
      @davidanderson6100 9 месяцев назад +4

      From looking at him, he looks like he ate his UBER eats driver.

    • @AaronG2480
      @AaronG2480 9 месяцев назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gigakobakhidze1924
    @gigakobakhidze1924 4 дня назад

    When he stood over him .... he secretly ripped a silent but deadly ..... and the guy tapped out ... 😂

  • @joehernandez8208
    @joehernandez8208 Год назад +6140

    Kung Fu Panda

  • @tonyb6209
    @tonyb6209 3 месяца назад +297

    Steven Seagal is a true KFC title contender

  • @madninja7319
    @madninja7319 3 месяца назад +290

    His skill level isn’t as high as his blood pressure. 😂

  • @club9974
    @club9974 4 дня назад

    Hehehe he can’t even bend over without supporting his belly on his leg😂😂😂😂

  • @oktusprime3637
    @oktusprime3637 10 месяцев назад +360

    The only pull-ups Steve Seagal does is when he pulls up at the McDonald’s drive-thru.

    • @WilliamBrown-xn8wt
      @WilliamBrown-xn8wt 10 месяцев назад +6

      He likes Wendy’s

    • @arlixhemalaj
      @arlixhemalaj 10 месяцев назад +1

      Hi lives in Russia now

    • @Pifagorass
      @Pifagorass 10 месяцев назад +4

      He uses 'tasty with dot' (rebranding of McDonald's 😅

    • @user-em6se1rz4t
      @user-em6se1rz4t 9 месяцев назад +1

      That looks so fake

    • @SEANPOL203
      @SEANPOL203 9 месяцев назад +2

      😂

  • @mjb8708
    @mjb8708 10 месяцев назад +865

    It takes real skill to pretend that Steven is beating you up.

    • @dman615
      @dman615 10 месяцев назад +12

      Why don’t you go give him a try? I bet you can take him. Come on go get yourself some.

    • @aserodriguez1425
      @aserodriguez1425 10 месяцев назад +1

      Hahahahhhhaahahaha

    • @Shevto
      @Shevto 10 месяцев назад

      I orob could. He is old now​@@dman615

    • @robertgraves8000
      @robertgraves8000 10 месяцев назад +10

      That dude was cool enough to let Segal take him down & Segal STILL didn't let up after the 100% REAL TapOut!!! I hope the poor guy didn't receive Permenant Damage!!!

    • @kommisar.
      @kommisar. 10 месяцев назад +27

      @@dman615 Plenty of people have challenged him and he never once accepted. He also lied about beating up Yakuza.

  • @z1ggyn124
    @z1ggyn124 9 месяцев назад +815

    Wearing sunglasses to a fight. I heard that when Steven Seagal walks in ,the buffet taps out

    • @lisaking6790
      @lisaking6790 9 месяцев назад +14

      😂😂😂😂😂 NO 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mr.drybones
      @mr.drybones 8 месяцев назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @nicholasmuro1742
      @nicholasmuro1742 8 месяцев назад +6

      This dude... wtf...lol

    • @painterbw
      @painterbw 8 месяцев назад

      Steven has at least 60 lbs of crack in his gi pants!

    • @wycliffehill1335
      @wycliffehill1335 8 месяцев назад +3

      prescription sun glasses.

  • @DENEREO
    @DENEREO День назад

    The only real fighting he does is with the urge to eat every damn thing 😂😂

  • @TheAndrewkim11
    @TheAndrewkim11 3 месяца назад +264

    Within the first 2 seconds of this video, I knew the comments section was gonna be gold, it did not disappoint

    • @richardmccann4815
      @richardmccann4815 3 месяца назад +3

      Well, Andrew yours sure did dissappoint!

    • @ultraak3305
      @ultraak3305 3 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂😂 me too omg absolute gold 🥇

    • @ultraak3305
      @ultraak3305 3 месяца назад

      ​@@richardmccann4815and yours??? Dog shit 😂

    • @Thelmabanfi
      @Thelmabanfi 13 дней назад

      Haha😂😂😂..anything involving Segal, the comment’s usually are nothing less than golden 👍🏻👍🏻

  • @aaronpadilla458
    @aaronpadilla458 6 месяцев назад +377

    He knows karate, aikido, Kung Fu and many other dangerous words

    • @EyeAmTheBeast
      @EyeAmTheBeast 5 месяцев назад +16

      like Bur-e-DO and No-Kan-Du

    • @hugenejones411
      @hugenejones411 5 месяцев назад +5

      😅😂 that's a good one 👍

    • @mrmmmmmmjhgt
      @mrmmmmmmjhgt 5 месяцев назад +4

      Hhh that's funny 🤣🤣🤣

    • @eraywayne2165
      @eraywayne2165 5 месяцев назад

      Only karate works on the street

    • @S_B_blade
      @S_B_blade 5 месяцев назад +7

      He’s also a Master in bullshito

  • @wolvves4293
    @wolvves4293 3 месяца назад +799

    Steven Seagal knows karate, kung fu, taekwondo, judo, and many other dangerous words.
    Edit: the amount of people not reading the punch line is staggering.

    • @meljoy2381
      @meljoy2381 3 месяца назад +4

      😂😂

    • @sicknotch
      @sicknotch 3 месяца назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣​@@meljoy2381

    • @eduardomartinezbenito4962
      @eduardomartinezbenito4962 3 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @TheCarpenter1.1
      @TheCarpenter1.1 3 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Стос-е6и
      @Стос-е6и 3 месяца назад

      Он у моего соседа за щёку брал 2 раза в 87 году, за два сникерса, брелок от ключей и карты с голыми девками. Я не шучу😂😂😂😮😮😅😅😊

  • @rhyswatkins
    @rhyswatkins День назад

    It's the best he's ever acted... give the other guy an Oscar 😂

  • @robertchilders9495
    @robertchilders9495 5 месяцев назад +377

    He looks like he's in a police dog training suit

    • @TheNinja691
      @TheNinja691 5 месяцев назад +13

      Lol, this comment is hilarious and deserves more likes 😆

    • @23igna
      @23igna 4 месяца назад +5

      You won the internet sir 😂

    • @nelsonargueta3706
      @nelsonargueta3706 4 месяца назад

      Damnnnn jajhahahaha so true

    • @gusm2752
      @gusm2752 4 месяца назад +1

      I was thinking EOD. LARGE !!

    • @Hardwired.166
      @Hardwired.166 4 месяца назад

      He likes pancakes what can he say.

  • @echointheroom9451
    @echointheroom9451 11 месяцев назад +372

    The reason Seagal doesn't move so much is because he is one step away from a heart attack.

    • @Pinkielover
      @Pinkielover 10 месяцев назад +3

      I'm definitely in better shape than you are😂

    • @空軍604梯岡山.吳進卿
      @空軍604梯岡山.吳進卿 10 месяцев назад

      ❤😮so.嘎。😅❤😅❤😅

    • @--Skip--
      @--Skip-- 10 месяцев назад

      SS must be over 450lbs. 🤣 This staged tournament in Russia is so fake. 👎👎👎

    • @prestonburton8504
      @prestonburton8504 10 месяцев назад

      he did advocate the death clot shot

    • @mefy86
      @mefy86 10 месяцев назад +1

      Più finto dei film

  • @americasni6htmare399
    @americasni6htmare399 Год назад +650

    I saw this and immediately went straight to the comments😂

  • @heinelombard3200
    @heinelombard3200 2 дня назад

    As a steven fan ,,i can say with all honasty...this guy is a one of a kind legend,rite up there with chuck and bruce

  • @djsmackz
    @djsmackz Год назад +797

    If only this man could fight cholesterol and type-2 diabetes with the same panache. 😂

  • @prostheticbear7204
    @prostheticbear7204 4 месяца назад +564

    I came here for the comments. It didn't disappoint 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MarianRambo1
    @MarianRambo1 7 месяцев назад +887

    For a moment i taught this is gonna be sumo fight and it turns out to be "bullshido"😂

  • @kevincantrell1284
    @kevincantrell1284 2 дня назад

    I think I'd rather watch a seagull regurgitate food for it's babies, than a Seagal regurgitating a Baby...Ruth!

  • @brucetaylor9078
    @brucetaylor9078 Год назад +876

    Steven Segal is twice the man he used to be.

  • @inamotodig
    @inamotodig 11 месяцев назад +289

    He learned these techniques through years and years of protecting sandwiches

    • @edwinarroyo9208
      @edwinarroyo9208 11 месяцев назад +2

      Lmao wow he put on the sandwich. 😂

    • @HolyGhostofBobbyLupo
      @HolyGhostofBobbyLupo 11 месяцев назад

      I heard he loves the f out of cookies

    • @superdude7459
      @superdude7459 11 месяцев назад +1

      You definitely wrong for
      that 🥪 😂

    • @VvvvvPppppp
      @VvvvvPppppp 11 месяцев назад +3

      В лицо скажешь ему, воин?)

    • @anthonychapman7114
      @anthonychapman7114 11 месяцев назад +1

      A whole lotta of sandwiches

  • @Uputz
    @Uputz 8 месяцев назад +373

    Steven looks like one of those people that goes in to defuse the bombs.

    • @markrichardson6381
      @markrichardson6381 8 месяцев назад +3

      U hit 🎯 hard wit DAT one. I'm dying lol....

    • @stinkyham9050
      @stinkyham9050 8 месяцев назад

      I thought the same exact thing.

    • @oldshotgunner2751
      @oldshotgunner2751 8 месяцев назад +6

      Or someone training with an attack K9.

    • @autoempire6551
      @autoempire6551 8 месяцев назад

      LOL, THAT'S HILARIOUS !!!

    • @1123-e6q
      @1123-e6q 8 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NathanCroston-yc4gw
    @NathanCroston-yc4gw 3 дня назад

    He looks like he’s got 1 of those suits on that dog trainers have for vicious dogs 😂

  • @BuxomGinger
    @BuxomGinger 3 месяца назад +215

    Dude this is better than television. And I mean the comment section 😅😂

  • @hmantheboss05
    @hmantheboss05 10 месяцев назад +1371

    Master of Kung Food

    • @djprincej
      @djprincej 10 месяцев назад +19

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @arsonravengarcia8370
      @arsonravengarcia8370 10 месяцев назад +27

      Is it me or he kinda looks like those inflatable sumo suits.

    • @さださだ-k5j
      @さださだ-k5j 10 месяцев назад +12

      彼のやってるのは、クンフーでなく合気道
      そこを間違えるのは、彼に失礼

    • @LeandroSilva-qm2bh
      @LeandroSilva-qm2bh 10 месяцев назад +1

      Assim até eu,kkkkkkk

    • @supertrunks232
      @supertrunks232 10 месяцев назад +5

      Pelo menos ele sabe fazer coreografia nas lutas dos filmes

  • @rob-g3i2z
    @rob-g3i2z Месяц назад +261

    This man is lethal, he can demolish 3 pork pies without breaking sweat.

    • @Alex-cm8qm
      @Alex-cm8qm 29 дней назад +2

      That's only because he's already sweating before he sits down. And I'm sure there's a pun in there about cannibalism or you are what you eat or something. Sooo-eeee

    • @fernandoreinoso7666
      @fernandoreinoso7666 28 дней назад

      KKKKKK

    • @iankouf39
      @iankouf39 24 дня назад +1

      Liar, he's always sweating.

    • @larrylong9367
      @larrylong9367 24 дня назад +1

      LOL... LOL

    • @clintdickerson887
      @clintdickerson887 23 дня назад

      ​@@iankouf39hence he's not breaking a sweat he's already in sweat. Lol

  • @Elusime
    @Elusime 2 дня назад

    Careful now, friends, Steven Seagal knows Aikido, Kung-Fu, Karate, Ju-Jitsu and other dangerous words

  • @kaineikinimi2801
    @kaineikinimi2801 3 месяца назад +481

    Im very impressed that the guy practiced and memorised all those stunts just to give credit to seagul.

  • @charlestonpinballarcade
    @charlestonpinballarcade 11 месяцев назад +519

    Seeing an third term pregnant man defend his unborn child is very inspiring! God bless!

    • @garybain4003
      @garybain4003 11 месяцев назад +8

      Lol...that best

    • @barryraven1936
      @barryraven1936 11 месяцев назад +9

      😄😄😄😄"Cold "😄😄😄😄😄😄

    • @Furious217
      @Furious217 11 месяцев назад +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 thanks for that!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @javiercapetillo6669
      @javiercapetillo6669 11 месяцев назад +6

      I died 🧟🧟‍♀️🤣_💀☠️🤣

    • @MrMD-xd1tc
      @MrMD-xd1tc 11 месяцев назад

      It's called a Turd Trimester

  • @brookwest
    @brookwest 10 месяцев назад +347

    People keep calling him a Fake he didn't win the UFC but he did very good at KFC!!! He holds 8 belts in Bullshido!!!!

  • @VSL_babyface
    @VSL_babyface 3 дня назад

    his stuntman did a very good job, gave us a good visual effect there

  • @erictrevino3339
    @erictrevino3339 Год назад +330

    I dont care what anyone else says, guy is a real fighter.... he's been fighting for a long time.. fighting diabetes!

  • @jonathanjohnson2785
    @jonathanjohnson2785 7 месяцев назад +540

    This is basically every Seagal movie summed up in one short. Oscar worthy acting from the guy "attacking" him😂😂

    • @winamuyunda1182
      @winamuyunda1182 7 месяцев назад +11

      yep not a single blow landed . I'd like to see him try that against iron mike.. 😂

    • @datniggami7
      @datniggami7 7 месяцев назад +1

      Hilarious! True af. I still wouldn’t test’em in a dark alley.

    • @Orc.Live_Russia
      @Orc.Live_Russia 7 месяцев назад +11

      Я думаю что даже если бы Сигал не шевелился то актер в белом убился бы об него самостоятельно😂

    • @CraigMichael-z3v
      @CraigMichael-z3v 7 месяцев назад

      @@jonathanjohnson2785 👌

    • @Fakename70
      @Fakename70 2 месяца назад

      @@datniggami7you really believe he’d be able to catch you?

  • @TB12_IsDaGOAT
    @TB12_IsDaGOAT Год назад +222

    Lmao he ain't fighting nothing but the urge to hit up McDonald's.

  • @drewsg22
    @drewsg22 4 дня назад +1

    There is a great actor in this video and then there is 400lb Steven Segal

  • @rxscyrus1
    @rxscyrus1 Год назад +746

    The paid actors were not harmed in the making of this video. 😂

    • @davebarton6824
      @davebarton6824 Год назад

      It turns out Steven Seagal is a COMMIE LOVING TRAITOR TO THE US. Stay in Russia, Steven and don't ever come back.

    • @suckafreecee2047
      @suckafreecee2047 Год назад

      lol you know

    • @niker_sam
      @niker_sam Год назад +5

      😂

    • @elbert3987
      @elbert3987 Год назад +5

      Lol.would you actually fight him?

    • @JustDvoh
      @JustDvoh Год назад +1

      😂

  • @GWOAT
    @GWOAT 9 месяцев назад +388

    His opponent desrves an oscar

    • @Kisssimonfi-zh2kz
      @Kisssimonfi-zh2kz 8 месяцев назад

      Nagyon.jó.

    • @bingkk
      @bingkk 8 месяцев назад +5

      Mf selling hard like a wwe pro 😂

    • @Eseferna
      @Eseferna 8 месяцев назад

      LMAO

    • @SANZANZAEscobar
      @SANZANZAEscobar 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@bingkksome wrestling dudes don't sell it that good though😂

    • @justyand
      @justyand 7 месяцев назад

      Well i highly doubt you wouldn't jump if you don't want to get hurt.

  • @BigBoss-cc2mh
    @BigBoss-cc2mh 8 месяцев назад +352

    Steven seagal has been :
    -Gravy seals ; Meal team 6 operator
    -Federal burger investigation officer
    -Former US green buffet
    -Kentucky fighter chicken trainer
    -Creamy ice agency special agent
    -United states McDonald corps veteran
    -Special falafel omelette detachment operator
    Steven seagull (A legend in his own mind)~

    • @paulwaugh5652
      @paulwaugh5652 7 месяцев назад +13

      Oh shit, I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 LMFAO..

    • @marsl9664
      @marsl9664 7 месяцев назад +6

      Насмешнил😂

    • @chrisretired5379
      @chrisretired5379 7 месяцев назад +7

      🤣👍👍👏🎊🎊

    • @bigbluezo6
      @bigbluezo6 7 месяцев назад +4

      🤪😜😅🤣

    • @johna.7362
      @johna.7362 7 месяцев назад +10

      Yeah, this made me literally laugh out loud, but I do think Seagal dangerous regardless of being an overweight jerk.

  • @tonyswart6702
    @tonyswart6702 4 дня назад

    Looks like he's auditioning for the latestest Kung fu panda movie😂

  • @Dennis.Sett75
    @Dennis.Sett75 10 месяцев назад +517

    He's definitely mastered the art of fighting without spending more than a half a calorie

    • @Jhonata.123
      @Jhonata.123 10 месяцев назад +3

      Chorei😂😂😂

    • @StarDust-zo8gd
      @StarDust-zo8gd 10 месяцев назад +1

      :)

    • @BernardochaconChacon-ze1rc
      @BernardochaconChacon-ze1rc 10 месяцев назад +5

      Porque no peleo con jean Claude van dame porque le tubo miedo

    • @MrEslender
      @MrEslender 10 месяцев назад +4

      Almost wondered if this was gonna be sumo wrestling..

    • @86soulx
      @86soulx 10 месяцев назад +3

      also mastered the art of paying his opponent

  • @pamsimpson4147
    @pamsimpson4147 Год назад +185

    Steven Seagal is a legend in his own mind,,,,,,,,,,just ask him.

    • @sert5137
      @sert5137 Год назад +1

      🤔🤔 คิดอเง แล่ว.ใครเรียกเขามา..

    • @pamsimpson4147
      @pamsimpson4147 Год назад +1

      @@sert5137 ???

    • @cillacrane3410
      @cillacrane3410 3 месяца назад +2

      Ha, that's a line from a Dirty Harry movie❗🎈

    • @jamesrundquist6509
      @jamesrundquist6509 3 месяца назад +1

      Steven says did someone say Pie, what kind.

    • @denb4626
      @denb4626 28 дней назад +1

      I personally never liked him to much ego control freak

  • @joeshmo9766
    @joeshmo9766 Год назад +156

    For some reason it felt like I was watching an episode of Family Guy

  • @THATS_Ludacris
    @THATS_Ludacris 3 дня назад

    A real warrior knows when he is defeated in battle and knows when he can’t do much more than what he is capable of doing

  • @Ranger11413
    @Ranger11413 3 месяца назад +69

    First move "Pat the Beef Patty"
    Second move "Flip the Cheeseburger"

  • @ballofcrust7706
    @ballofcrust7706 7 месяцев назад +510

    The guy in white obviously thought he was at a WWE audition 😂

    • @jermob6956
      @jermob6956 6 месяцев назад +9

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @darealbullet
      @darealbullet 6 месяцев назад +16

      Wow! I was thinking this guy is really selling those moves 😂

    • @cadillaccasper
      @cadillaccasper 6 месяцев назад +10

      It's his assistant, travels with him

    • @IAmJMVillanueva
      @IAmJMVillanueva 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

    • @ELVISismaelyumbainabanza1942
      @ELVISismaelyumbainabanza1942 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fourierxfm
    @fourierxfm 8 месяцев назад +259

    Steven Seagal is not merely a martial artist. He's also an experienced sandwich artist.

    • @JuanDiaz-zm7mm
      @JuanDiaz-zm7mm 7 месяцев назад

      lo mismo fue bruce lee vende humo

    • @yardmanrootikal
      @yardmanrootikal 7 месяцев назад +6

      I heard he is a magician…he makes food disappear 😐

    • @llseabury
      @llseabury 3 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @D4nKS1nAtRa
    @D4nKS1nAtRa 3 дня назад +3

    How do ppl take this dude seriously

  • @paulbugel2164
    @paulbugel2164 Год назад +1368

    His next opponent was an 18 piece chicken meal from KFC.

    • @trampofun9899
      @trampofun9899 Год назад +12

      Ahhahahahahahahaahahahahahhahaha😂😂😂

    • @인수정-h5m
      @인수정-h5m Год назад +3

      뭐이고~

    • @juanra6851
      @juanra6851 Год назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 como diría un mexicano: te mamaste 🤣🤣🤣.
      Very funny 🤣🤣👏👏

    • @zidani02
      @zidani02 Год назад +8

      This comment got me dead

    • @ritaburgos5308
      @ritaburgos5308 Год назад +7

      I have never laughed so hard

  • @DM-rc9oz
    @DM-rc9oz 9 месяцев назад +322

    Old school comment but so true: it’s simple, I see a Steven Seagal video on YT, I go straight to the comments. Literally never disappoints 😂

    • @mjk934
      @mjk934 9 месяцев назад +2

      😅😅me too, amazing , some still think he's legit...guess if you never actually trained or fought.

    • @chrisclifford8396
      @chrisclifford8396 5 месяцев назад

      Exactly what I did 😂😂😂

    • @HusayinGoyimib
      @HusayinGoyimib 2 месяца назад

      Он

  • @howielichter9337
    @howielichter9337 Год назад +737

    Seagal looks like he is wearing a bite suit to catch dogs.

  • @MakeTheAdjustment1979
    @MakeTheAdjustment1979 3 дня назад +2

    Next challenger: Nate Diaz!! 🤣

  • @Cephas373
    @Cephas373 11 месяцев назад +361

    The guy in white is a better actor than he ever was.

  • @mr.drybones
    @mr.drybones 9 месяцев назад +217

    The guy who lost put more efforts into getting himself to the floor than Seagal did 😂

    • @paulsultana8683
      @paulsultana8683 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yea yea armchair martial artist

    • @Иродиана
      @Иродиана 8 месяцев назад

      Приезжай к Сигалу, сними видео, посмотрим)

    • @DontKnowDontCare6.9
      @DontKnowDontCare6.9 8 месяцев назад +2

      paulsultana8683
      A person doesnt need to be a martial artist, armchair or otherwise, to see the level of bullshido of Burger Bear.
      Just eyes and some common sense.

  • @abukolt01
    @abukolt01 Год назад +145

    Legend has it, Steven’s blood type is sausage gravy.

    • @AMRi30
      @AMRi30 Год назад +5

      😂😂

    • @billbarker9215
      @billbarker9215 Год назад +3

      too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @danielterry6511
      @danielterry6511 Год назад

      That's a vicious little lie, his blood type is Nutella

    • @richmax8486
      @richmax8486 Год назад +4

      Wrong, I have it on good authority it is Ragu Thick & Chunky

    • @jeffreycarleton1535
      @jeffreycarleton1535 Год назад +2

      HEY, just like mine! Maybe we’re related!

  • @АлександрМедведь-з2з

    А когда мне было 7 лет в 1989 году, у моей бабушки в гостях был сам Любомир Врачаревич с женой, 2мя дочками и прреводчиком. В доме штаба ПУРВО Екатеринбург, ул Кузнечная.
    Получилось так, что мой отец когда был в Югославии, познакомился с основателем боевого айкидо Любомиром и пригласил его на Урал для проведения первого в то время фестиваля боевых искусств!!!

    • @АлександрМедведь-з2з
      @АлександрМедведь-з2з День назад

      А я тогда бегал всё за его маленькой дочкой, злился и игрушки прибирал.....
      Сейчас так круто такое вспомнить и смешно надо мной...

  • @ash6415
    @ash6415 11 месяцев назад +206

    He’s been doing the same move for 40 years, it’s amazing it still works. 😂

    • @eyalyawets410
      @eyalyawets410 11 месяцев назад +5

      you mean the actor the pretend to fall

    • @kennethrobinson2941
      @kennethrobinson2941 11 месяцев назад +2

      Don't fix what Ain't broken

    • @markusklevers3577
      @markusklevers3577 11 месяцев назад +3

      Sowas nennt man Show Kampf ist wie ein Tanz.. alles vorher abgesprochen...😂😂😂

    • @Blueblue342
      @Blueblue342 11 месяцев назад +2

      What eating, he looks like a balloon.

    • @pierocasconi9051
      @pierocasconi9051 11 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brodieallard6638
    @brodieallard6638 Год назад +209

    Dude in white must have been a gymnast, he deserves an Oscar for his acting here. Seagal "the blob" is doing nothing here.

    • @HarrisMiller-qw6xh
      @HarrisMiller-qw6xh Год назад +2

      Mr. Blobby put his weight behind those throws

    • @luisbonnet3957
      @luisbonnet3957 Год назад +4

      @@HarrisMiller-qw6xh is correct Steven Seagal is a big dude literally. All he has to do is put is weight behind everything. The other guy is cooperating because if not his arm would be broken. We can make fun of Seagal but this here is a demo.

    • @trialaccount2184
      @trialaccount2184 Год назад +1

      I'm Oscar and he doesn't deserve me.

    • @AGUS-kr4qx
      @AGUS-kr4qx Год назад

      𝘊𝘰𝘣𝘢 𝘴𝘮 𝘢𝘵𝘭𝘪𝘵 𝘔𝘔𝘈 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘶 𝘩𝘦𝘣𝘢𝘵

    • @geraldderick8286
      @geraldderick8286 Год назад +3

      Seagal "the blob"

  • @painlor7024
    @painlor7024 Год назад +275

    Seagal really mastered the arts of bullshido.

    • @Shalashaska6969
      @Shalashaska6969 Год назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @2001gogamecocks
      @2001gogamecocks Год назад +3

      😂😂😂spit my drink...well done

    • @JKDVIPER
      @JKDVIPER Год назад +1

      4real.

    • @andress2691
      @andress2691 Год назад

      never heard bullshido.do you mean Aikido ?

    • @JKDVIPER
      @JKDVIPER Год назад

      @@andress2691 he's saying his skills are FAKE. I agree.

  • @michaelrey2159
    @michaelrey2159 День назад

    He wasn’t waiting for that guy to tap, he was catching his breath.