Not fornothingbut I had a partnerwhotook Aikido for dam near 30 years and saidif you don't knowhow to fall ir go withit shit is breaking@hairybustard4247
you kind of do spend a little while in "breakfall" these techniques are meant to snap joints.. think... jiu jitsu with an emphasis on staying on your feet
Total BOSS! Does not matter what others say. You were my childhood idol early 2000s. Thank you for beating the bad guys. Thank you for showing me that we can use their strength in our favor.
With all the crazy shit going on in the world, the world needs Seagal more than ever. Just not in the way he fantasizes about. On second thought, the world needs everyone in the comments section more than Seagal. Brightening people's days one video at a time.
That dude was cool enough to let Segal take him down & Segal STILL didn't let up after the 100% REAL TapOut!!! I hope the poor guy didn't receive Permenant Damage!!!
Steven Seagal knows karate, kung fu, taekwondo, judo, and many other dangerous words. Edit: the amount of people not reading the punch line is staggering.
That's only because he's already sweating before he sits down. And I'm sure there's a pun in there about cannibalism or you are what you eat or something. Sooo-eeee
Steven seagal has been : -Gravy seals ; Meal team 6 operator -Federal burger investigation officer -Former US green buffet -Kentucky fighter chicken trainer -Creamy ice agency special agent -United states McDonald corps veteran -Special falafel omelette detachment operator Steven seagull (A legend in his own mind)~
paulsultana8683 A person doesnt need to be a martial artist, armchair or otherwise, to see the level of bullshido of Burger Bear. Just eyes and some common sense.
А когда мне было 7 лет в 1989 году, у моей бабушки в гостях был сам Любомир Врачаревич с женой, 2мя дочками и прреводчиком. В доме штаба ПУРВО Екатеринбург, ул Кузнечная. Получилось так, что мой отец когда был в Югославии, познакомился с основателем боевого айкидо Любомиром и пригласил его на Урал для проведения первого в то время фестиваля боевых искусств!!!
@@HarrisMiller-qw6xh is correct Steven Seagal is a big dude literally. All he has to do is put is weight behind everything. The other guy is cooperating because if not his arm would be broken. We can make fun of Seagal but this here is a demo.
He looks like Peter griffin dressed up like Steven Seagal😂
"Roadhouse!"
Exactly what I thought lol
NICE!
Funniest comment so far 😂
Merci à toi je cherchais la ressemblance
Who else came straight to the comments when they saw Seagal walking up?
How could I resist?
Me
You know it.
Try this in the streets and you'll wake up in heaven😂
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Heard he has 2 black belts. Tied together to go around him. 😂
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2nd best comment yet! .. I'm still scrolling...
That’s hilarious 😂😂😂
I don't think anyone in the comments really appreciate all the hard work, dedication, and practice that went into learning to fall just right.
That’s why he uses the same guy in every one of his so called demonstrations
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Not fornothingbut I had a partnerwhotook Aikido for dam near 30 years and saidif you don't knowhow to fall ir go withit shit is breaking@hairybustard4247
You has me in the first half lmao
you kind of do spend a little while in "breakfall" these techniques are meant to snap joints.. think... jiu jitsu with an emphasis on staying on your feet
When your brain says UFC but your body says KFC.
😂
Сейчас уже "Вкусно и точка"🤣 Он в России теперь живет
Dude u nailed it 😂
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Is it only me who thinks that comments are 100 times better than the video itself😂🤣
Eu também kkkk
No comments way better
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❤ jajaja
Comments are brilliant. Laugh myself to death with some of them
I think he's going to KFC not the UFC
😮😢😅😂!!!
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I think he already been there and nothing is left 😅😅😅
Lol 👍
Omg that’s funny 💩right there
He has to put his belt on with a boomerang 😂
His belly and ass are in two different zip codes.
That went too far….
Get it?😂😂😂
@@AlexGreene-or2vbIt will come to you.
He looks like one of those inflatable sumo costumes
Hahahahaaaaaaaa!
I was thinking the same thing
Lol
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😂😂😂
His opponent is a much better actor then he ever was
Agree
Of course
Looks like a little bullsheeto.
😂😂😂👍👍👍
Вы точно сказали 😂👍
When Steven goes camping, the bears actually hide their food in the trees!
That was a good one my friend!
Lmao
😂
Best comment!
😂😂😂😂 you owe me a coffee I spilled it laughing😂😂😂😂
The most non active ninja, i have ever seen.🤣
This is what I call standup comedy.
😂
He barely do either of those things !!!!
If he sits down though he can actually roll
He could kill you in a real fight
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 él mejor
If you think that’s impressive, you should watch him defend himself against type 2 diabetes.
Ahahahahhahahaha
LOLOLOL!! You won the internet!
He was working on his type 3 😅😂
I know right!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
There's a great actor. The other one is Steven Seagal
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Basta de vender merd... No lo soporto
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old legends says that...this man....defeated 21 happy meals in one sitting...
He can defend everything except a Big Mac attack
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Yooo
hahahahhahahahaha good one!
That's not applause, that's the sound of the deep fryers warming up.
Edit: Thirty-four hundred likes; thanks!
Except for that guy over there 😁
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I was 2 comments past when that joke took me out😂 ninjoke
😂😂😂 we got a winner. Im dead bro
best comment has been found.
I laughed so hard spit and snot flew onto my screen no lie 😂
That poor guy wasn't fighting, he just crossed the event horizon and was sucked into the gravitational singularity.
😂 oh shit 😂 I’m dying
Астрофизик😂.
True wit!!!!
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He left the buffet a round of applause
The dude went from playing a Navy Seal to eating a whole colony of seals.
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And now he's larger than 2 seals lol
Hahahaha
Тебе далеко до аикидо и после тоже
@@TheViper-yv6ypyep that would make him a walrus.
Leave him alone!
He's got a lot on his plate.
LOL!!! You're killing me!!!!😂😂😂😂
Outstanding 🤣
They are making fun of him he can beat them sitting down 😜
Oh my gosh...lol.
I highly doubt there is anything left on his plate.
He’s still dangerous, even when he’s pregnant
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Haha
Dangerous at the buffet.
@@TonyRIKKITHAT'S MY DRUMSTICK YOU'RE REACHING FOR!!!
Total BOSS! Does not matter what others say. You were my childhood idol early 2000s. Thank you for beating the bad guys. Thank you for showing me that we can use their strength in our favor.
Every time I see a Steven Seagal video I click on just to go straight to the comments and it never disappoints 😂😂
😂😂😂😂 Yo también
Me too😅
Oh shit me to 😂
Me literally just right now 😂
Same, every time!
Steven is a fighter, he's been fighting against diets and good acting for years.
Diets are for models
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He's actually totally into fitness..."Fitt'n'is fried chicken in my mouth!"
lmao funniest thing thus far!!!!!!
He looks like he is wearing a training suit for police dogs.
Big boy end fat old man
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Underrated comment of the year. Bahahah
Every Time that I reach the comments section of a seagal’s video my stress just fly away people are so mean with that man and somehow it’s just funny
With all the crazy shit going on in the world, the world needs Seagal more than ever. Just not in the way he fantasizes about.
On second thought, the world needs everyone in the comments section more than Seagal. Brightening people's days one video at a time.
He's no longer HARD TO KILL he is HARD TO WATCH (in theaters June 6). Lol
Hard to breathe
The two best comments on the internet today!🤣
@@lowenbrow643 nothing particularly hard about him anymore.
Haaahaa
@@bokononx4606 maybe his arteries
The only thing under siege is the nearest McDonalds.
Hahahahahaha im fuckin dead lmfao
😂duuuude.. so good
Ему 72 года, как вы будете выглядеть в его возрасте?
😂
Bro! lol!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
What's the most dangerous thing about Steven Seagal?
His Cholesterol level 😂
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Sua peruca cair
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I thought he was a sumo wrestler
This Is how antibodies fight when they know you fell sick having 2 cheeseburgers in a rainy winter followed by one scoop of sugarless icecream
I thought he was wearing a bomb suit without the helmet. 😂
He is the helmet
He’s got enough Just for Men Gel, doesn’t need the helmet.
LOL
Steven 'The Hurt Locker' Seagal.
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He has mastered the art of Kung Food 😂😂
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Ha. Yes
@@MC_Chex stolen comment
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The only thing Steven Segal should be fighting is his diet...
He is fighting his diet, that's why he's obese. 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 good one
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He’s probably fighting diabetes
I didn't know Winchell's donuts had a mascot!
Dont care what anyone days his movies were so much fun in the 90s and he will kick most of your asses on here. Lot of internet tough guys
Bullshido Master and KFC Heavyweight Champion 😂
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😢.
Lmao
Damn that's hilarious
Apparently Steven is preparing for his first Sumo match😂😂😂
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That's the first thing I thought
Underrated comment. Lol
He has exploded . The silver screen ruined him.
That poor dude was his UBER EATS driver who forgot his other 3 BIG MACS 😂
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Yes, only 3. He was on a diet that week.
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From looking at him, he looks like he ate his UBER eats driver.
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When he stood over him .... he secretly ripped a silent but deadly ..... and the guy tapped out ... 😂
Kung Fu Panda
Jujuju jujuju jujuju 😂me has hecho reír en un día triste gracias
No es kung fu.
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Kung fu panza
Steven Seagal is a true KFC title contender
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You win!!!!😂
Сходи поборись, хотя-бы на крылышках. Мудрец китайский.
His skill level isn’t as high as his blood pressure. 😂
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@@madninja7319 or his cholesterol
savage bro XDDD
Lmao!!!
Hehehe he can’t even bend over without supporting his belly on his leg😂😂😂😂
The only pull-ups Steve Seagal does is when he pulls up at the McDonald’s drive-thru.
He likes Wendy’s
Hi lives in Russia now
He uses 'tasty with dot' (rebranding of McDonald's 😅
That looks so fake
😂
It takes real skill to pretend that Steven is beating you up.
Why don’t you go give him a try? I bet you can take him. Come on go get yourself some.
Hahahahhhhaahahaha
I orob could. He is old now@@dman615
That dude was cool enough to let Segal take him down & Segal STILL didn't let up after the 100% REAL TapOut!!! I hope the poor guy didn't receive Permenant Damage!!!
@@dman615 Plenty of people have challenged him and he never once accepted. He also lied about beating up Yakuza.
Wearing sunglasses to a fight. I heard that when Steven Seagal walks in ,the buffet taps out
😂😂😂😂😂 NO 😂😂😂😂😂
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This dude... wtf...lol
Steven has at least 60 lbs of crack in his gi pants!
prescription sun glasses.
The only real fighting he does is with the urge to eat every damn thing 😂😂
Within the first 2 seconds of this video, I knew the comments section was gonna be gold, it did not disappoint
Well, Andrew yours sure did dissappoint!
😂😂😂😂 me too omg absolute gold 🥇
@@richardmccann4815and yours??? Dog shit 😂
Haha😂😂😂..anything involving Segal, the comment’s usually are nothing less than golden 👍🏻👍🏻
He knows karate, aikido, Kung Fu and many other dangerous words
like Bur-e-DO and No-Kan-Du
😅😂 that's a good one 👍
Hhh that's funny 🤣🤣🤣
Only karate works on the street
He’s also a Master in bullshito
Steven Seagal knows karate, kung fu, taekwondo, judo, and many other dangerous words.
Edit: the amount of people not reading the punch line is staggering.
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣@@meljoy2381
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Он у моего соседа за щёку брал 2 раза в 87 году, за два сникерса, брелок от ключей и карты с голыми девками. Я не шучу😂😂😂😮😮😅😅😊
It's the best he's ever acted... give the other guy an Oscar 😂
He looks like he's in a police dog training suit
Lol, this comment is hilarious and deserves more likes 😆
You won the internet sir 😂
Damnnnn jajhahahaha so true
I was thinking EOD. LARGE !!
He likes pancakes what can he say.
The reason Seagal doesn't move so much is because he is one step away from a heart attack.
I'm definitely in better shape than you are😂
❤😮so.嘎。😅❤😅❤😅
SS must be over 450lbs. 🤣 This staged tournament in Russia is so fake. 👎👎👎
he did advocate the death clot shot
Più finto dei film
I saw this and immediately went straight to the comments😂
I saw this and went straight to bed.
Same here😂
Yes
Me too 😂
Anybody seen Ritchie?
As a steven fan ,,i can say with all honasty...this guy is a one of a kind legend,rite up there with chuck and bruce
If only this man could fight cholesterol and type-2 diabetes with the same panache. 😂
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Hahaha. Panache!😂😂
😂😂😂 ржу в голос😂😂😂
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I came here for the comments. It didn't disappoint 🤣🤣🤣
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For a moment i taught this is gonna be sumo fight and it turns out to be "bullshido"😂
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Bullshido level seagle
Go and challenge Seagal.
@@alondon6950he only takes prearranged fights
bullshiTo
I think I'd rather watch a seagull regurgitate food for it's babies, than a Seagal regurgitating a Baby...Ruth!
Steven Segal is twice the man he used to be.
Если не в трое.
Literally 😂😂
iin size only hes wallowing fat duck
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He's 3x times the man I now.
And I'm 2x times the man I was.
He learned these techniques through years and years of protecting sandwiches
Lmao wow he put on the sandwich. 😂
I heard he loves the f out of cookies
You definitely wrong for
that 🥪 😂
В лицо скажешь ему, воин?)
A whole lotta of sandwiches
Steven looks like one of those people that goes in to defuse the bombs.
U hit 🎯 hard wit DAT one. I'm dying lol....
I thought the same exact thing.
Or someone training with an attack K9.
LOL, THAT'S HILARIOUS !!!
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He looks like he’s got 1 of those suits on that dog trainers have for vicious dogs 😂
Dude this is better than television. And I mean the comment section 😅😂
Yeah Man 👍🏿😤🤣🤣🤣
😂
😂 True!
Master of Kung Food
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Is it me or he kinda looks like those inflatable sumo suits.
彼のやってるのは、クンフーでなく合気道
そこを間違えるのは、彼に失礼
Assim até eu,kkkkkkk
Pelo menos ele sabe fazer coreografia nas lutas dos filmes
This man is lethal, he can demolish 3 pork pies without breaking sweat.
That's only because he's already sweating before he sits down. And I'm sure there's a pun in there about cannibalism or you are what you eat or something. Sooo-eeee
KKKKKK
Liar, he's always sweating.
LOL... LOL
@@iankouf39hence he's not breaking a sweat he's already in sweat. Lol
Careful now, friends, Steven Seagal knows Aikido, Kung-Fu, Karate, Ju-Jitsu and other dangerous words
Im very impressed that the guy practiced and memorised all those stunts just to give credit to seagul.
Тебе что ли?
Stupid
SEAGUL, lmao!
Just like his movies...FAKE
@@waynepuffer8999I don’t get that, all movies are fake?
Seeing an third term pregnant man defend his unborn child is very inspiring! God bless!
Lol...that best
😄😄😄😄"Cold "😄😄😄😄😄😄
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 thanks for that!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I died 🧟🧟♀️🤣_💀☠️🤣
It's called a Turd Trimester
People keep calling him a Fake he didn't win the UFC but he did very good at KFC!!! He holds 8 belts in Bullshido!!!!
Bullshido🤣🤣🤣
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his stuntman did a very good job, gave us a good visual effect there
I dont care what anyone else says, guy is a real fighter.... he's been fighting for a long time.. fighting diabetes!
Fighting gravity
Noone can bring him down using Judo because he is too heavy! 😂
Muss man dann so Fett werden?
Wie sieht es denn aus wenn die Gegner sich wehren?
Real let down, real monster
This is basically every Seagal movie summed up in one short. Oscar worthy acting from the guy "attacking" him😂😂
yep not a single blow landed . I'd like to see him try that against iron mike.. 😂
Hilarious! True af. I still wouldn’t test’em in a dark alley.
Я думаю что даже если бы Сигал не шевелился то актер в белом убился бы об него самостоятельно😂
@@jonathanjohnson2785 👌
@@datniggami7you really believe he’d be able to catch you?
Lmao he ain't fighting nothing but the urge to hit up McDonald's.
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Lol
There is a great actor in this video and then there is 400lb Steven Segal
The paid actors were not harmed in the making of this video. 😂
It turns out Steven Seagal is a COMMIE LOVING TRAITOR TO THE US. Stay in Russia, Steven and don't ever come back.
lol you know
😂
Lol.would you actually fight him?
😂
His opponent desrves an oscar
Nagyon.jó.
Mf selling hard like a wwe pro 😂
LMAO
@@bingkksome wrestling dudes don't sell it that good though😂
Well i highly doubt you wouldn't jump if you don't want to get hurt.
Steven seagal has been :
-Gravy seals ; Meal team 6 operator
-Federal burger investigation officer
-Former US green buffet
-Kentucky fighter chicken trainer
-Creamy ice agency special agent
-United states McDonald corps veteran
-Special falafel omelette detachment operator
Steven seagull (A legend in his own mind)~
Oh shit, I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 LMFAO..
Насмешнил😂
🤣👍👍👏🎊🎊
🤪😜😅🤣
Yeah, this made me literally laugh out loud, but I do think Seagal dangerous regardless of being an overweight jerk.
Looks like he's auditioning for the latestest Kung fu panda movie😂
He's definitely mastered the art of fighting without spending more than a half a calorie
Chorei😂😂😂
:)
Porque no peleo con jean Claude van dame porque le tubo miedo
Almost wondered if this was gonna be sumo wrestling..
also mastered the art of paying his opponent
Steven Seagal is a legend in his own mind,,,,,,,,,,just ask him.
🤔🤔 คิดอเง แล่ว.ใครเรียกเขามา..
@@sert5137 ???
Ha, that's a line from a Dirty Harry movie❗🎈
Steven says did someone say Pie, what kind.
I personally never liked him to much ego control freak
For some reason it felt like I was watching an episode of Family Guy
Same here lol
Exactly what I thought too
Fuckkk!! Can't believe I'm not the only one that thought this 🤯🤯🤯
Look like Penn Jillette ate Peter Griffin
Yeah, I can see he's PETERBILT~😅
A real warrior knows when he is defeated in battle and knows when he can’t do much more than what he is capable of doing
First move "Pat the Beef Patty"
Second move "Flip the Cheeseburger"
The guy in white obviously thought he was at a WWE audition 😂
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Wow! I was thinking this guy is really selling those moves 😂
It's his assistant, travels with him
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Steven Seagal is not merely a martial artist. He's also an experienced sandwich artist.
lo mismo fue bruce lee vende humo
I heard he is a magician…he makes food disappear 😐
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How do ppl take this dude seriously
Easy...they don't!
His next opponent was an 18 piece chicken meal from KFC.
Ahhahahahahahahaahahahahahhahaha😂😂😂
뭐이고~
🤣🤣🤣🤣 como diría un mexicano: te mamaste 🤣🤣🤣.
Very funny 🤣🤣👏👏
This comment got me dead
I have never laughed so hard
Old school comment but so true: it’s simple, I see a Steven Seagal video on YT, I go straight to the comments. Literally never disappoints 😂
😅😅me too, amazing , some still think he's legit...guess if you never actually trained or fought.
Exactly what I did 😂😂😂
Он
Seagal looks like he is wearing a bite suit to catch dogs.
😂😂😂
Hot dogs
😂😂😂😂😂😂so cruel n nasty but so true😂😂😂😂😂😂
So that's what it's called.😂
Lmao 😂😂
Next challenger: Nate Diaz!! 🤣
The guy in white is a better actor than he ever was.
😅
Nailed it 😅
So true.😂😂😂
Jajajjajja
He’s well paid to take the falls.
The guy who lost put more efforts into getting himself to the floor than Seagal did 😂
Yea yea armchair martial artist
Приезжай к Сигалу, сними видео, посмотрим)
paulsultana8683
A person doesnt need to be a martial artist, armchair or otherwise, to see the level of bullshido of Burger Bear.
Just eyes and some common sense.
Legend has it, Steven’s blood type is sausage gravy.
😂😂
too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's a vicious little lie, his blood type is Nutella
Wrong, I have it on good authority it is Ragu Thick & Chunky
HEY, just like mine! Maybe we’re related!
А когда мне было 7 лет в 1989 году, у моей бабушки в гостях был сам Любомир Врачаревич с женой, 2мя дочками и прреводчиком. В доме штаба ПУРВО Екатеринбург, ул Кузнечная.
Получилось так, что мой отец когда был в Югославии, познакомился с основателем боевого айкидо Любомиром и пригласил его на Урал для проведения первого в то время фестиваля боевых искусств!!!
А я тогда бегал всё за его маленькой дочкой, злился и игрушки прибирал.....
Сейчас так круто такое вспомнить и смешно надо мной...
He’s been doing the same move for 40 years, it’s amazing it still works. 😂
you mean the actor the pretend to fall
Don't fix what Ain't broken
Sowas nennt man Show Kampf ist wie ein Tanz.. alles vorher abgesprochen...😂😂😂
What eating, he looks like a balloon.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude in white must have been a gymnast, he deserves an Oscar for his acting here. Seagal "the blob" is doing nothing here.
Mr. Blobby put his weight behind those throws
@@HarrisMiller-qw6xh is correct Steven Seagal is a big dude literally. All he has to do is put is weight behind everything. The other guy is cooperating because if not his arm would be broken. We can make fun of Seagal but this here is a demo.
I'm Oscar and he doesn't deserve me.
𝘊𝘰𝘣𝘢 𝘴𝘮 𝘢𝘵𝘭𝘪𝘵 𝘔𝘔𝘈 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘶 𝘩𝘦𝘣𝘢𝘵
Seagal "the blob"
Seagal really mastered the arts of bullshido.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂spit my drink...well done
4real.
never heard bullshido.do you mean Aikido ?
@@andress2691 he's saying his skills are FAKE. I agree.
He wasn’t waiting for that guy to tap, he was catching his breath.