That dude was cool enough to let Segal take him down & Segal STILL didn't let up after the 100% REAL TapOut!!! I hope the poor guy didn't receive Permenant Damage!!!
Sr. Stive sigal todo un Gran Maestro eres lo maximo megusta todos sus peliculas.buena Fama. Dios le Bendiga.yo siempre le Recordare.con Cariño.desde Peru.❤
@@johnk3119 he channeled some passion into his movies which was legendary in my childhood. Everyone is a fragment of the divine and shares something good even if 95% false.
@@elbert3987 me fight segal?? Ya probably not, he’s 71 overweight and def well passed his prime, it’d hardly be a challenge, I don’t wanna be thrown in jail for elder abuse :)
@@In_Dog_We_Trust Would you in is prime as he is a bullshido grandmaster as you claim it? do you say this because you know what you're talking about, or you are just repeating what others are saying?
Word has it that he just got finish takin a crap in the bathroom from eating all that greasy chicken & he's got the absolute strength to flip people like that?😂🤣
EU ACHEI UMA MARAVILHA, GOSTO DO SEU ESTILO DAS ARTES MARCIAL, É SEM DÚVIDA UM GRANDE MESTRE E UMA LENDA VIVA. INDEPENDENTE DOS PRATOS DE MACARRÃO OU DOS HAMBÚRGUER QUE ESTÃO FALANDO NOS COMENTÁRIOS.
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Heard he has 2 black belts. Tied together to go around him. 😂
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2nd best comment yet! .. I'm still scrolling...
That’s hilarious 😂😂😂
That's not applause, that's the sound of the deep fryers warming up.
😂
I was 2 comments past when that joke took me out😂 ninjoke
😂😂😂 we got a winner. Im dead bro
best comment has been found.
I laughed so hard spit and snot flew onto my screen no lie 😂
He looks like Peter griffin dressed up like Steven Seagal😂
"Roadhouse!"
Exactly what I thought lol
NICE!
Funniest comment so far 😂
Merci à toi je cherchais la ressemblance
Wearing sunglasses to a fight. I heard that when Steven Seagal walks in ,the buffet taps out
😂😂😂😂😂 NO 😂😂😂😂😂
Who else came straight to the comments?
How could I resist?
Me
You know it.
Try this in the streets and you'll wake up in heaven😂
😂😂😂
I think he's going to KFC not the UFC
😮😢😅😂!!!
😂🎉
I think he already been there and nothing is left 😅😅😅
Lol 👍
Omg that’s funny 💩right there
His DNA holds the kfc secret recipe
Old school comment but so true: it’s simple, I see a Steven Seagal video on YT, I go straight to the comments. Literally never disappoints 😂
😅😅me too, amazing , some still think he's legit...guess if you never actually trained or fought.
Is it only me who thinks that comments are 100 times better than the video itself😂🤣
Eu também kkkk
No comments way better
😂😂😂😂😂😂
❤ jajaja
Comments are brilliant. Laugh myself to death with some of them
His opponent is a much better actor then he ever was
Agree
Of course
Looks like a little bullsheeto.
😂😂😂👍👍👍
Вы точно сказали 😂👍
"Pour water into Big Mac, you become the Big Mac.....be water my friend"
Hahaha. Luce Bree said that, Right.
Bluce lee
Lolol Lolol 🤣 🤣 Lolol lolololo 😅lolololo 😅
LMAO XD
When Steven goes camping, the bears actually hide their food in the trees!
That was a good one my friend!
Lmao
😂
Best comment!
😂😂😂😂 you owe me a coffee I spilled it laughing😂😂😂😂
He looks like one of those inflatable sumo costumes
Hahahahaaaaaaaa!
I was thinking the same thing
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
The guy who lost put more efforts into getting himself to the floor than Seagal did 😂
I didn’t realize Stephen was expecting …
expecting an UberEaTs delivery.
There's a great actor. The other one is Steven Seagal
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
Basta de vender merd... No lo soporto
😂😂😂
He can defend everything except a Big Mac attack
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😅😅😅
Yooo
hahahahhahahahaha good one!
Here comes the pizza guy.
He could never deliver Za. He would be delivering MT Boxes.
"I missed. I never miss. Must have been smaller than I thought." One of my favorite lines of all time.
My fav, one guy thought he could fly and the other thought he was invincible... they were both wrong.
The only thing under siege is the nearest McDonalds.
Hahahahahaha im fuckin dead lmfao
😂duuuude.. so good
Ему 72 года, как вы будете выглядеть в его возрасте?
😂
Bro! lol!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
The only thing Steven Segal should be fighting is his diet...
He is fighting his diet, that's why he's obese. 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 good one
😂😂😂
He’s probably fighting diabetes
I didn't know Winchell's donuts had a mascot!
Такой лапочка так люблю этого актёра всё фильмы, так поправился❤❤😊
First it was Chuck Norris jokes, now it's Steven Seagull 😂
Yeah, but with Chuck it was 'tongue-and-cheek', since he WAS an actual martial artist. Steven's is made ALL THE FUNNIER because he IS NOT!
The difference is, Norris actually could fight
Master of Kung Food
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Is it me or he kinda looks like those inflatable sumo suits.
彼のやってるのは、クンフーでなく合気道
そこを間違えるのは、彼に失礼
Assim até eu,kkkkkkk
Pelo menos ele sabe fazer coreografia nas lutas dos filmes
Kung Fu Panda
Jujuju jujuju jujuju 😂me has hecho reír en un día triste gracias
No es kung fu.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
First thing came to my mind, and very first post 😂😂
Coming from his own “all you can eat buffet” 😂
Bro looks like he’s wearing a plastic Sumo suit
Apparently Steven is preparing for his first Sumo match😂😂😂
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's the first thing I thought
Underrated comment. Lol
He has exploded . The silver screen ruined him.
Steven Segal is twice the man he used to be.
Если не в трое.
Literally 😂😂
iin size only hes wallowing fat duck
😂😂😂😂😂😂
He's 3x times the man I now.
And I'm 2x times the man I was.
I seriously thought it was Will Sasso dressed up as Steven Segal at first. 😆
Good stuntman. Made seagull look like he knew what he was doing 😂😂
Bullshido Master and KFC Heavyweight Champion 😂
😂😂😂😂
😅😅😅😅😅😅
😢.
Lmao
Damn that's hilarious
Leave him alone!
He's got a lot on his plate.
LOL!!! You're killing me!!!!😂😂😂😂
Outstanding 🤣
They are making fun of him he can beat them sitting down 😜
Oh my gosh...lol.
I highly doubt there is anything left on his plate.
Всегда восхищалась его техникой!!!!!!
He looks like burger King now.
He has earned the elusive Snack Belt, the only martial artist in history to obtain one.
The paid actors were not harmed in the making of this video. 😂
It turns out Steven Seagal is a COMMIE LOVING TRAITOR TO THE US. Stay in Russia, Steven and don't ever come back.
lol you know
😂
Lol.would you actually fight him?
😂
What's the most dangerous thing about Steven Seagal?
His Cholesterol level 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sua peruca cair
😂😂😂😂❤
😂😂
I thought he was a sumo wrestler
Обожаю его фильмы, особенно в Осаде❤
Красавчик!!!настоящий рукопащник!!!👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
This is what I call standup comedy.
😂
He barely do either of those things !!!!
I thought he was wearing a bomb suit without the helmet. 😂
He is the helmet
He’s got enough Just for Men Gel, doesn’t need the helmet.
LOL
Да он может и не чемпион, но сколько парней благодаря его актерской игре пошли в спорт? Спасибо тебе сенсей.
"Sports". You must mean Competition Eating, right.
@@terryashton9213 I mean, he influenced the minds of young people and they went into sports
Сигал, Вы супер!❤❤❤
He’s still dangerous, even when he’s pregnant
😂
😂😂
Haha
Dangerous at the buffet.
@@TonyRIKKITHAT'S MY DRUMSTICK YOU'RE REACHING FOR!!!
It takes real skill to pretend that Steven is beating you up.
Why don’t you go give him a try? I bet you can take him. Come on go get yourself some.
Hahahahhhhaahahaha
I orob could. He is old now@@dman615
That dude was cool enough to let Segal take him down & Segal STILL didn't let up after the 100% REAL TapOut!!! I hope the poor guy didn't receive Permenant Damage!!!
@@dman615 Plenty of people have challenged him and he never once accepted. He also lied about beating up Yakuza.
Sr. Stive sigal todo un Gran Maestro eres lo maximo megusta todos sus peliculas.buena Fama. Dios le Bendiga.yo siempre le Recordare.con Cariño.desde Peru.❤
Until you learn that his life has been all a lie.
@@johnk3119 he channeled some passion into his movies which was legendary in my childhood. Everyone is a fragment of the divine and shares something good even if 95% false.
Your talking like he's already had his over due heart attack, I'm sure he's not dead?
Looks like he's wearing an attack dog training suit 🤣
Great one 😂
Nah, that's the Twinkie add-on wardrobe accessory.
Spot on!! 😂🤣😂
MAN SHUT UP.... Tell him that to his face...
that suit is a body suit, holding him upright. else, he would fall over.
He's definitely mastered the art of fighting without spending more than a half a calorie
Chorei😂😂😂
:)
Porque no peleo con jean Claude van dame porque le tubo miedo
Almost wondered if this was gonna be sumo wrestling..
also mastered the art of paying his opponent
اسلوبه فريد ومميز حتى بعد تقدمه فى السن لا يزال مميز❤
I love Steven Seagal!
He looks like he is wearing a training suit for police dogs.
Big boy end fat old man
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Underrated comment of the year. Bahahah
His next opponent was an 18 piece chicken meal from KFC.
Ahhahahahahahahaahahahahahhahaha😂😂😂
뭐이고~
🤣🤣🤣🤣 como diría un mexicano: te mamaste 🤣🤣🤣.
Very funny 🤣🤣👏👏
This comment got me dead
I have never laughed so hard
Для его возраста он в отличной форме
What an awesome actor
I saw this and immediately went straight to the comments😂
I saw this and went straight to bed.
Same here😂
Yes
Me too 😂
Anybody seen Ritchie?
Who fights with glasses on anyway? He knew he wasn't getting hit.
😂😂😂
Just like in his movies
In real life situation the neighbourhood thug won't be attacking you when you're not wearing glasses.
Потому что это очковтирательство😂😂😂
He fights with glasses to make sure he hits the right person
Красавчик и спец!!!🎉🎉🎉
Легенда!
That poor dude was his UBER EATS driver who forgot his other 3 BIG MACS 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes, only 3. He was on a diet that week.
😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
From looking at him, he looks like he ate his UBER eats driver.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He learned these techniques through years and years of protecting sandwiches
Lmao wow he put on the sandwich. 😂
I heard he loves the f out of cookies
You definitely wrong for
that 🥪 😂
В лицо скажешь ему, воин?)
A whole lotta of sandwiches
Lo admiro gran actor y persona ❤
Кажется так легко и просто.На самом деле-это мастерство.
The reason Seagal doesn't move so much is because he is one step away from a heart attack.
I'm definitely in better shape than you are😂
❤😮so.嘎。😅❤😅❤😅
SS must be over 450lbs. 🤣 This staged tournament in Russia is so fake. 👎👎👎
he did advocate the death clot shot
Più finto dei film
Стивен молодец, нравятся с ним фильмы. Но сейчас по любому весовая категория значит не мало.
My favorite actor
And Mr. Segal deserves credit as well for his support.
I was expecting him to start bouncing around in that inflatable sumo costume! 😂
That's funny right there, I don't care who you are 😅😅😂
Seagal really mastered the arts of bullshido.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂spit my drink...well done
4real.
never heard bullshido.do you mean Aikido ?
@@andress2691 he's saying his skills are FAKE. I agree.
Show muito bom vc é o cara oss 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Техника тайминг и масса👍👍👍✊
If only this man could fight cholesterol and type-2 diabetes with the same panache. 😂
😂😂😂😂
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Hahaha. Panache!😂😂
😂😂😂 ржу в голос😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Steven Segal looks like he ate Steven Segal
That was my first thought. He got big
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lol
😂😂😂
Look at Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, Snipes. Now look at Seagal. All those dudes are still in good shape.
Just another day at the office when your name is Steven Seagal.
Most dangerous thing about Seagal is his cholesterol level
Dannnngg!
😂😂😂
Hahahahahahahah
И наверное сахара .😅
I WOULD ALSO SAY HIS FARTING. I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END OF 1 OF THOSE. STAY IN FRONT OF HIM, YOU'LL PROBABLY WON'T HAVE PROBLEMS.
Well I guess we now know the answer to the age old question 'Who ate all the pies?'
No sabes lo que comentas ni si quiera te enfrentaste a el te noquea en un segundo jaja
@slaughter..-__
You mean in a pie eating competition? 😂😂😂
🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔
Wow! I use to love his movies the first 5. I know we all get, and getting older but, what a turn around this is....
Elejor maestro ke tuve soy Gabriel Díaz de chile
The guy in white is a better actor than he ever was.
😅
Nailed it 😅
So true.😂😂😂
Jajajjajja
He’s well paid to take the falls.
The only pull-ups Steve Seagal does is when he pulls up at the McDonald’s drive-thru.
He likes Wendy’s
Hi lives in Russia now
He uses 'tasty with dot' (rebranding of McDonald's 😅
That looks so fake
😂
Steven is not from Staten Island.
He IS Staten Island.
Сигал легенда! 😊😊😊
Seagal looks like he is wearing a bite suit to catch dogs.
😂😂😂
Hot dogs
😂😂😂😂😂😂so cruel n nasty but so true😂😂😂😂😂😂
So that's what it's called.😂
Lmao 😂😂
The grandmaster of bullshido himself 😂
This is the winner comment!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Bullshido?😂😂😂😂
Yeah, but i bet you would never fight him?
@@elbert3987people hate him because he says he is the best fighter ever!!!
Beter than real fighters, but never wants to fight them
@@elbert3987 me fight segal?? Ya probably not, he’s 71 overweight and def well passed his prime, it’d hardly be a challenge, I don’t wanna be thrown in jail for elder abuse :)
@@In_Dog_We_Trust Would you in is prime as he is a bullshido grandmaster as you claim it? do you say this because you know what you're talking about, or you are just repeating what others are saying?
Word has it that he just got finish takin a crap in the bathroom from eating all that greasy chicken & he's got the absolute strength to flip people like that?😂🤣
Segal, he´s an actor so important, but too a fighter really brillant.
Скоро он станет мастером бесконтактного боя😅😅😅
Потому что из за пуза не сможет к сопернику дотянуться
Он Мастер с большой буквы
Просто ты не видишь постановы@@dimbee2218
@@dimbee2218всё время выставляют против него бойцов меньше и легче!Посмотрел бы я как он справится с бойцом выше и тяжелее его!😏😏😏😏😏
Come dancing
Lmao he ain't fighting nothing but the urge to hit up McDonald's.
😂😂😂😅
Schade,das Respekt nicht gegeben wird,auch wenn ich nicht mehr aussehe wie vor 20 Jahren.
Ich habe Respekt vor diesem Menschen, Lehrer und Kämpfer
EU ACHEI UMA MARAVILHA, GOSTO DO SEU ESTILO DAS ARTES MARCIAL, É SEM DÚVIDA UM GRANDE MESTRE E UMA LENDA VIVA.
INDEPENDENTE DOS PRATOS DE MACARRÃO OU DOS HAMBÚRGUER QUE ESTÃO FALANDO NOS COMENTÁRIOS.
I thought he was wearing a dog attack suit 😂
I'm fucking Done😂😂😂
Damn ...this comment is The One ...
😂😂😂
I was going to say the same thing
😂
A master at work. Fourth degree black belt in bullshido. 🥋
😂
hahahhaa another bullshido
I actually believe he is a grand dragon already...the smooth soft art of bullshido❤
And shit zit so
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Несколько раз пересмотрел, движение чёткие
For a 400 lbs guy he still has the skills.
Молодец Стивен что держишь форму!
For some reason it felt like I was watching an episode of Family Guy
Same here lol
Exactly what I thought too
Fuckkk!! Can't believe I'm not the only one that thought this 🤯🤯🤯
Look like Penn Jillette ate Peter Griffin
Legend has it, Steven’s blood type is sausage gravy.
😂😂
too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's a vicious little lie, his blood type is Nutella
Wrong, I have it on good authority it is Ragu Thick & Chunky
HEY, just like mine! Maybe we’re related!
Went I was young want want to learn aikido aikido. But in my country don't have master for the martial art. Very rare 😢😢😢😢😢
Нет слов мастер!
Looking like Peter Griffin pretending to be Steven seagull
Jajaja jajaja jajaja jajaja
Best one yet!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
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