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I like how Breen is just going about his normal administrator business only to look up from his clipboard in stunned silence at the impromptu rave going on in the test chamber.
At 1:05 the whiteboard shows the molecular formulas of Benzoylmethylecgonine (cocaine) and Desoxynorephedrin (amphetamine). Might explain Black Mesa´s success in comparison to Aperture.
This is what happens when scientists get a large budget without any real rules They just need to produce something impressive, like a giant nutcracker, call it something else, show it of as something fancy Then boom, they can blow the rest of the funding on donuts, partying, and drugs
Micheal Shapiro has been dropping hints about possibly HL3 releasing 2020 ruclips.net/video/rEXjRokfUpY/видео.html (skip to 16:36 if you want to hear what he says) His twitter has a video that also suggests this.
I like how this animation made the song into a coherent story. Just a bunch of scientists who get high by injecting cocaine into donuts in an effort to make the perfect donut.
@@Inlet I thought lesson one on how to misuse senstaive scientific equipment: was for you to tear a hole through the fabric of space letting a bunch of alien creatures pass through and rekt the whole facility. AND THEN hit all of the senstive equipment with a crowbar repeatedly.
being the administrator of the multi billion dollar scientific corporation and seeing a party in the test chamber I wonder what Cave would think of that if he were still alive
@@Inlet Why? He told his engineers himself to invent it in first place! Oh, right, for science... GLaDOS on other hand ran Aperture Science Vanilla Crazy Cake research to compete with Black Mesa Cocaine Donuts.
@@Inlet You're welcome! To be honest, I've expected somewhat else (more Freeman and actual disaster I guess), but this looks like something Breen, Kleiner and Freeman would record for their clip for this song.
i love this so much! this was just amazing! i especially love how the sound all focuses on that guard when he says that scientist quote "OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOMED AHHH!" XD
The last 24 hours have been a wild ride, starting with cat HL sfx vids, via Pingu HL, HLVRAI, then finishing here! This is just the greatest thing ever! Makes me nostalgic for my student days when I built a LAN in halls so we could play Half-life multiplayer.
0:20 G-Man on the back of the train Also when it goes you can see Kliener and someone with their leg stuck in the door 1:58 NAKED PEOPLE EVERYWHERE but objects cover them so thank god 2:00 Clippy at the front desk 2 guards from HL2:Wilson Chronicles Small office area window boarded up. Cake from Portal 2:11 2 scientists outside running 2:23 SCP-079 on the floor Also SCP 966 sign on top left corner 2:35 Meeting Room litterly has no door 3:07 Scientist with Deadmau5 mask at DJ area under the orange lights 3:11 Guard in the background drinking alot of beer 1:26 The guys foot is going through the floor 1:29 Black Mesa 74% Donut Research Aperture Science 0.00% Donut Research
I was going to call the guy at 1:20 a fool for not taking an elevator, but then I remembered the Black Mesa track record for scientists on elevators...
So this is whats going on at Black Mesa after closing hours. No wonder the entire research center is in a state of disrepair. All that Donut research is seriously testing the infrastructure.
Poor Gordon. All he's trying to do is help Black Mesa by pointing out the company's unhealthy, and ethically questionable obsession with donuts, but Kliener is too far gone to be convinced otherwise. Also Magnesson stole Freeman's lunch and Breen is completely lost control of the situation.
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black mesa isnt a town
@@jerkanerm yeah loo
@@jerkanerm By citizens they mea the employees living there. Black Mesa is to be kept so secret, that employees must live there
I am proud to be one of the subscribers as of reading this!
@@mrmohexon283 NO. ITS A RESEARCH COMPANY!
You didn’t.
It’s impossible.
You did it.
It was possible.
oH mY gOd ArE yOu ThE rEaL gOrDoN fReEmAn!?!?!??!@!?#!?@!?!#?#!
Greetings!
do you still say there was nothing to donut theory
FREEMAN GO TO ATTACK THOSE HEADCRAP
Here at Black Mesa we do the impossible every day.
I like how Breen is just going about his normal administrator business only to look up from his clipboard in stunned silence at the impromptu rave going on in the test chamber.
The only thing that could have made it better is if there were Vortigaunts in there dancing with them.
Breen was so tired of the idiots that work at Black Mesa that he joined the combine
This is as far as I go
This is as far as I see
This is as far as I wait
This is as far as I *AGH*
This is as far as I go
This is as far as I run
This is as far as I repeat
*This is as far as I go.*
AH HA RA-A-A-A-
1:51
K
@@Rayne265GD ARGH RARGH REA-EA-EA-AE-AE-AE-AE AUGH NO DAGHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHH AH RA-AE-AE-AE-AE-AE-AE-AE DAH REAH RA-RA-R-AR-A-R-AR-A-R AUGH DAH AHHHHHHH RAH-RAH-RAH-RAH AHHH DA EH DA AH DA (Some dude pukes) Ah DAE DAE DAE DAE RAH AUH RA-RA-RA DA DA DA RAH-AE-AE-AE-AE-AE
At 1:05 the whiteboard shows the molecular formulas of Benzoylmethylecgonine (cocaine) and Desoxynorephedrin (amphetamine). Might explain Black Mesa´s success in comparison to Aperture.
Yea, there's just less demand for portals and more for 'donuts'.
@@Inlet Nice detail
really man what a nice little detail..👍
shut up-up-up you drug guy
What did you think the powder was on the donuts? Powdered sugar?
Now i want some PURE donut.
The DEA would like to talk to you...
this will make for a notable donut
Don't worry, I'm a donut
@@gibuz wait
Everybody gangsta til the HECU show up
This is what happens when scientists get a large budget without any real rules
They just need to produce something impressive, like a giant nutcracker, call it something else, show it of as something fancy
Then boom, they can blow the rest of the funding on donuts, partying, and drugs
Or make an AI that'd fill the whole facility with neurotoxin. Yea.
Inlet I’m not sure if that’ll expand funding or just shut them down.
@@Inlet and they'd substitute donuts for cakes...
@@Inlet aperture why
@@nicefloweytheoverseer7632
Because it appears that the donout system has failed.
Half-life has returned. March 2020
Oh, really??
ruclips.net/video/OBiw1fUDt28/видео.html
Micheal Shapiro has been dropping hints about possibly HL3 releasing 2020
ruclips.net/video/rEXjRokfUpY/видео.html (skip to 16:36 if you want to hear what he says)
His twitter has a video that also suggests this.
This didn't age well
@@IgnobleAmanuensis today
I can confirm. It’s fun. I hope you guys are having fun with it, too.
I like how this animation made the song into a coherent story. Just a bunch of scientists who get high by injecting cocaine into donuts in an effort to make the perfect donut.
Sounds more like Aperture than anything
Everybody is having a blast until the HECU arrives
You meant donut police
@@valoch3187 When a HECU soldier sees Freeman: "SQUAD POPSICLE SPOTTED OPEN FIRE!"
@@CTInaBanana XD
@@booger45 "SQUAD ATTACK ALL SCIENCE TEAM!"
Toss them some dr.kleiner’s dounuts
1:49
I like how all the other scientists are all high poly and look realistic but gordon is just
lo pol boiiiii
i also love how he just has one expression and looks like he regrets ever coming to this place
low poly version is the best and most good looking freeman yet....
although it's lacking only in expression domain 😆😆
@@XeonGame I mean who wouldn't if you had to get yelled at to imminently have to fight an entire alien race because of an cart?
forget K-Pop. It's time for ST-Pop (Science-Team Pop)
The first P is silent right?
ST-APH
B-Pop (Black Mesa Pop)
Source pop
it can be k pop because its Kleiner pop
Just imagine that you just had your job application at a top secret research facility accepted, you get of the tram, and this happens.
Well, there's no reverse on the tram, so it's game over.
You have to make your contribution to donut theory.
@@cupofspiders5830 I'll send in my new propositions on the donut theory ( soon ).🍩😆
@@cupofspiders5830 I can give you something for the donuts.
Hey Inlet you know they also loop so it's not game over.
"Donet"
- scientist
Donets
"FREEMAN YOU DONUT"
Don't worry, I'm a donut
i see they're using one of Gordon Ramsay's insults
I like how Gordon’s model is the original Half Life 1 Gordon model
Yet the scientists and guards have the Black Mesa Half life 1 remake models
That look of horror Dr. Breen has when he sees where the budget has actually gone.
At least it was aimed at research... even if it's around fog chambers and white powders.
3:03 - "They're groovin"
Lesson one on how to misuse sensitive scientific equipment:
Strap disco lighting to it.
@@Inlet I thought lesson one on how to misuse senstaive scientific equipment: was for you to tear a hole through the fabric of space letting a bunch of alien creatures pass through and rekt the whole facility. AND THEN hit all of the senstive equipment with a crowbar repeatedly.
They should of taught doughnut theory in my school! >:C
@RUclips Algorithm came from a wise man named RUclips algorithm
RUclips Algorithm you see, this is why I still think there’s nothing to donut theory.
unironically Donut Theory is actually a real economic theory
Legend says freeman is still standing in the dark
The legend is the Freeman .... he's saying so just to distract G-man from catching him again... while he plots to capture the Gman..😆
@@kb-00001 Wait, so Gman is the donut?
2:58
Breen: "That's it, humanity has no future."
Said the Guy who Is controlling combine in Future, yea seems like Hes been planing this accident
"Time to give earth to the combine!"
This is the secret to overthrowing the Combine.
Vendy Bird Švadl he is forced to control the combine, he didn’t really want to
being the administrator of the multi billion dollar scientific corporation and seeing a party in the test chamber
I wonder what Cave would think of that if he were still alive
i love the look on dr breen's face when he sees the anti mass spectrometer has been turned into a rave machine
1:29 There's a huge mistake in that chart: it miss lemon research (and that's about 60% of all research activity) by Aperture Science!
Cave Johnson is going to set your house on fire for those words.
@@Inlet Why? He told his engineers himself to invent it in first place! Oh, right, for science...
GLaDOS on other hand ran Aperture Science Vanilla Crazy Cake research to compete with Black Mesa Cocaine Donuts.
@@Inlet *_H A V E A V E R Y S A A A A A A F F F E E E E E D A A A A Y_*
@@matihaye the HECU be like: *uno reverse card*
I would think making Combustible Lemons would fall under "weapons".
Welp, that was *the best thing to come out of the Half-Life series ever.*
Completely lost it when I saw the Resonance Cascade Rave.
In kind of sad Dr. Breen didnt start breaking it down at the end lol
Earth didn’t surrender, the Combine did after getting served by old man Breen!
Been listening to the original version a ton, and this is EXACTLY the kind of shit I've been imagining in my head while listening to it.
This video is the music video “freeman you fool” needed.
'Xcuse me, what?
Scientist: Have you ever wondered what is going on inside freeman's head?
Freeman's head : Freeman You Fool! - Music Video
must be really hungry
this implies that whatever song you're listening to while playing half life is what's going on inside freeman's head
i love that you were somehow able to take this mess and make it into a somewhat comprehensive story. good job!
there is an alternative universe where this really happened in real life
Extreme donut danger!
This looks like an official clip, good job!
Why thank you!
@@Inlet You're welcome!
To be honest, I've expected somewhat else (more Freeman and actual disaster I guess), but this looks like something Breen, Kleiner and Freeman would record for their clip for this song.
HAHA found you here also by accident 😂 man of culture I see..
I love how there are models from 3 different games.
One from half life, one from black mesa and one from half life 2
I like Gordon tries to do actual research while the scientists only care about donuts
Donut research is the future.
3:00
the half life fandom when half life alyx gets released
this made me laugh.. thankies! lol
administrator: what is happening to the balck mesa research team?!
scientists: GREETINGS
i love this so much! this was just amazing! i especially love how the sound all focuses on that guard when he says that scientist quote "OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOMED AHHH!" XD
Thank you, thank you! It was discovered accidentally, but kept as a stylistic choice.
I'm happy to know it's noticed and appreciated!
That human guard got scared then fell out of a object called a chair
so this was black mesa before the incident
Now you know why it happened.
20% Scientist
50% Freeman
100% Donut
170%
And 30 percent incompetent scientists
The last 24 hours have been a wild ride, starting with cat HL sfx vids, via Pingu HL, HLVRAI, then finishing here! This is just the greatest thing ever! Makes me nostalgic for my student days when I built a LAN in halls so we could play Half-life multiplayer.
Nice, nothing better than remembering the good old days.
0:20 G-Man on the back of the train
Also when it goes you can see Kliener and someone with their leg stuck in the door
1:58 NAKED PEOPLE EVERYWHERE but objects cover them so thank god
2:00 Clippy at the front desk 2 guards from HL2:Wilson Chronicles
Small office area window boarded up. Cake from Portal
2:11 2 scientists outside running
2:23 SCP-079 on the floor
Also SCP 966 sign on top left corner
2:35 Meeting Room litterly has no door
3:07 Scientist with Deadmau5 mask at DJ area under the orange lights
3:11 Guard in the background drinking alot of beer
1:26 The guys foot is going through the floor
1:29 Black Mesa 74% Donut Research
Aperture Science 0.00% Donut Research
Heh-he, very nice observations there! I wonder what more you could also spot on the Interdex SFMs, mhm. How many G-Men would the count go to, hah!
@@Inlet Imma go on a G-Man hunt during Quarantine
I love how everyone is HD and then there’s Gordon with his low poly character
security guard: "OH MY GOD, WE'RE DOOMED! (door creaking noise)"
I think freeman is low polygon because he is the only one whos sane
He's the only one who hasn't had a donut!
I absolutely love it
Holy moly this is amazing
Such an amazing donuts are in this video
Say what you like about Aperture, they don't know nothin' about making good donuts.
(1:30) See that? 74% resources to Donut Research.
Inlet hello there do you think we should delay all the donuts?😆
The expression on DR Breen's face was perfect.
The expression that ends careers.
no one:
Black Mesa Scientists: PARTY IN THE AMS WHO WANTS TO COME?
I’m so glad the algorithm suggested me this video, this is truly amazing
Glad you like it!
@@Inlet i'm glad you created it!
2:03
Everyone: panik
Gordon: calm
Dr. Kleiner gone wild, somebody stop him
"kalm"
Glad I paused to read all the text; made me appreciate this so much more. Great details. Just wish I could've read Gordon's resignation letter too.
Everyone in the video: HD source animations and Models.
Gordon Freeman: *1998 Model*
Gordon rejects the purple glasses.
@@Inlet Yeah Lol.
Nice to see a good sfm in 2020. Quite rare these days.
Take a glimpse at the Interdex playlist. We’re making more from SFM there!
3:07 this is what caused the resonance cascade
I feel bad for deaf people who will never hear this masterpiece
Customer: Can I have icecream?
The employee: The icecream machine broke
Customer: Well can I have a donut?
The employee: 0:52
I love how everyone except Freeman has an HD model, while Freeman still has his original blocky head
Freeman doesn't love it; he's stuck there forever with the donut 'blockheads'.
Scientists: 2050
Gordon:1970
Black Mesa: 1910
@@Inlet donuts: 1847
This is epic. Where has this been hiding?
Honestly watched this over a couple hundred times in the past two years
WHY is this not as popular as it should be even now
It's beautiful
What about the Remastered one, or this one spits the tallest donut?
@@Inlet the remastered one is cool too but god this one could use a ton more credit
half-life: doughnut theory
Okay and why doesnt this have at least a million views by now? Come on guys get yourself together!
I was going to call the guy at 1:20 a fool for not taking an elevator, but then I remembered the Black Mesa track record for scientists on elevators...
Anything in Black Mesa that seals you in is a potential Natural Selection.
And thats how gordon never got out of black mesa some say he can still be heard doing work on donuts to this day
Official theme of the Science Team.
3:07
So, the whole time Black Mesa was developing donuts
This video teaches me that Black Mesa is not a place I would want to work at.
At least a place you can live at? You go to work there and then just dissapear in the vast network of facility.
As if whole resonance cascade wasn't enough reason to not work there.
Seems everything at Black Mesa is going smoothly
As smooth as the topping on their top secret donuts.
So this is whats going on at Black Mesa after closing hours.
No wonder the entire research center is in a state of disrepair. All that Donut research is seriously testing the infrastructure.
"Gordon I'm hungry"
2:56 Black Mesa's Productive days in a Shellnut
I realized that Freeman's head was different from other scientist
He truly is unique.
Meanwhile at Aperature:
"Do the throat shake!!!"
Playing with radioactive moon rocks.
they put something in the donuts! to make you forget!
I don't even know how I got here...
2:25
SCP-079 has been stolen by GOI-███ (BMRF) and is being used as a footrest.
i think "donut" just a brevity for narcotics in black mesa
Now-now, no need to expose them yet.
@@Inlet lol
This is too underrated. The SFM is awesome! :D
Such nostalgy...
Gordon looks different than the others because he is literally from the old half life and most of they are insane and brain dead
Does create a lovely comparison between the old and new. Durable and useful -> fancy, cheap and fragile.
@@Inlet i would rather say the old freeman gives a rather more nostalgic feel to the whole situation in the video...👌
This is a pretty awesome music video for a pretty awesome song.
I'm glad _RUclips_ recommended this.
This video brought me to nostalgia and tears, thank you! ಥ‿ಥ
My favourite Part is when He said the Word "Donut".
*"scientists are obi wan kenobi confirmed"*
everybody gansta until freeman vomits liquid uranium
"Shouldn't we try to capture the donuts?"
*Magnusson lording above, all donut rations around him*
Team Fortress 2?
This is why Aperture Science could never, ever surpass Black Mesa.
Yea, they're making quite the bank, although most of the supply is rather wasted, heh.
0% Drugs
0% Nudity
0% Sex
99% Talent
100% Donuts
77% Freeman you fool
don't worry I'm a donut
we'll make an excellent DONUT 🍩✌😂
That's not how percentages work but ok
That seems 199% legit
I like how all the scientist are just human models while freeman is his polygon model
STAHP
@@Inletno.
The truth is that black mesa was a donut company
Best donut research company in the world
Everbody: HD
Freeman : haha 1998 go brrr
Everybody gangsta till they make live action
Gee THANKS, Now i have Craving for donuts all of a sudden...
Just normal donuts.
1:57 cute balloonicorn 😊
Really great video! Great job!
When ever i hear this, i want to go to closest shop and buy some 50 cent donuts.
It’s always good to revisit a perfect remix
Donut Mesa.
Poor Gordon. All he's trying to do is help Black Mesa by pointing out the company's unhealthy, and ethically questionable obsession with donuts, but Kliener is too far gone to be convinced otherwise. Also Magnesson stole Freeman's lunch and Breen is completely lost control of the situation.
"It appears the donut system has failed."
So you're saying *_DONUT MACHINE 🅱️ROKE?_*
This is awosome dude!!!! Best sfm remix video ever :D
Wow, it looks and sounds like a donut!
Freeman, Freeman, Freeman you fool,
It's about to go critical
that went together very nicely