Canonically to the comics, the director tried in every way to convince Heavy to talk about himself, but eventually gave up because Heavy kept talking about his gun
Thank god they didnt actually do that. A fun fact about the guy who had that idea btw, he was the ceo of EA before getting fired due to being "too greedy". How can you be too greedy for EA?
i like how sincerely the heavy speaks when he's sitting he may be a big scary russian man who doesn't speak the best english, but when he's not killing you, he's the wisest, most sincere guy you'll ever see
@@batuhan-g6534 well obviously Spy is smarter, but Heavy is not that far behind him. If I remember correctly, from smartest to dumbest is: 1. Medic (11 PHDs) 2. Engineer (7 PHDs) 3. Spy 4. Heavy 5. Demoman (cause of his insane knowledge of bombs) 6. Sniper 7. Scout 8. Soldier And Pyro is unknown. It is argued that Soldier, although an idiot, may be smarter than Scout because he's actually a very impressive strategist, while Scout only has his street smarts.
I love how hes portrayed as the dumbest character in the series, aside from maybe soldier, yet you can clearly tell hes a smart guy hes just a man of few words.
Fun fact: Heavy has a PhD in literature, which technically makes him more of a doctor than the Medic, who lost his medical license. Edit: *Russian literature
@Ridget Macaroni honestly heavy is probably one of the most sane mercs, and probably one of the less evil team members. He obviously has no problem laughing while mowing people down with a minigun, but that's about it.
Can we just say this: If that gun weighs 150kg (330lbs) that means Heavy can not only lift, but walk and run with a 330 lb minigun without breaking a sweat or even appearing affected. Dude's basically walking power armor
Fun fact: Heavy is actually the second most educated merc. Medic lost his medical license and isn't technically a doctor, and heavy has a PhD in Russian Literature. Engineer, however, has eleven doctorates.
Losing his medical license implies that he had it at some point, so it's not to say Medic isn't smart. In fact, I'd argue he's at a similar level as Heavy, since he invented the Medi Gun (see Meet the Medic outtakes). He lost it because of the story he told in "Meet the Medic" and probably his overall... demeanor. Engie, however, definitely had some spare time on his hands with those degrees.
@@randomguy7395 I agree! I merely find it funny that technically the guy who has voicelines like 'ratatatata' is more educated than the walking mad scientist stereotype.
So, someone who'd actually get my joke on why Robert Oak would be a very unwelcome name for a funeral home director (c. f. Dostoevsky's short story "Bobok", which could have made a first-class _Twilight Zone_ episode).
"some people think they can outsmart me. maybe.....(sniff) maybe.... _I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet."_ *literally has crayons in his ammo belt
Fun fact: Heavy in the russian version of Meet the Heavy is very well spoken compared to the English version, a reference to him having a degree in Russian Literature.
I've actually heard this theory that heavy weapons guy has a doctorate degree in Russian classical literature but that he chooses to spend most of his time blasting people with Sasha because that's more fun.
Actually, technically, adjusting for inflation, he would be able to fire Sasha for _10_ days straight. Which is still 9 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 48 seconds longer than anyone has any business firing Sasha for.
I've just realised that what Valve did with this game's lore (especially comics) was one of a kind, at least for me. It's the first time a character from my country isn't just a walking stereotype, but feels like an actual human, with feelings. That sniff he does between "maybe"s is worth a thousand words. I don't care what Valve did with DotA or CS, it will forever remain my favourite game company just for this one character.
Yeah, I’m American and I hate how every Russian character is just a stereotype as well. Especially since I’m trying to learn Russian and I keep getting memed for it
@@wolfetteplays8894 that’s only mainly Glasgow which is a shithole, but Scots get a bit of the alcoholism stereotype too. But you’re right we do get most of the stereotype
The Heavy is arguably the sanest class. The Engineer clearly personally revels in mass killing via his machines, the Sniper fills jars of piss to throw at people, and the Spy is cold as ice and extremely apathetic to any kind of murder. The Heavy isn't a crazed killer, he just loves his job. And his gun.
That kinda makes him just as insane as the others. Loving his job is literally loving killing, you dumb sack. You literally can't be completely sane and be a merc killing others for money at the same time.
I love that fact this game is still relevant, I tried playing it when it first released but I didn't have the right system to run it at the time. However I have still had a good 6 or so years with the game. I love it so much and hope it won't die any time soon
Meanwhile, Shadowrun (2007 version) never gained traction within its first year. I played both it and TF2. If Shadowrun was a $20 to $30 game instead of a $60 game without any storyline, it would have done better. It sold only about 160,000 copies.
a true classic never goes out of style. games that don't take themselves too seriously have a staying power in the fact people can always find joy in how ridiculous the game can be, mainly just from how ridiculous they can be in the game. its why games like TF2, MGR, dead rising and many others like it will always stay relevent without any new entries while many other franchises like call of duty have to keep releasing copies just so people will mention it
@@noah3038 it's bad mostly because tf2's story is very detailed and original,like every valve game (maybe l4d is a little cliche,but not so much,it's very original too)
Fun fact: The Heavy's gun is named Sasha, which means Alexander, or Alexandra in Russian. The name means "defender of men", and the Heavy is a defense class.
Further fact: It's also a common nickname for Nata(c)sha (which is also the name of one of Heavy's other miniguns), which roughly translates to "birthday," "Christmas," or "gift."
I don't wanna break it to you but as a greek (the name Alexander is Greek) I have to. Alexander combines Alex ( roughly translates to prosecutor) and "andras" (Ander) which means man. So essentially the name of the gun means that it is prosecuting men.
Well, here comes the fact, that you didn't probably noticed. Heavy says that he didn't met anyone who can outsmart the bullet. This is actually a reference to the Russian phrase ,,on the battlefield, the dumbest is the bullet", and Heavy has a PhD in Russian Literature. He's basically saying that his enemies are more dumb than the bullet.
"It fires $200 dollar custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute." "It also costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds." How much money does this guy have?!
i like how overwatch has like a billion 5 minute long shorts that all tie into eachother and every character has an elaborate backstory, and heavy just saying "i am heavy weapons guy" conveys more character development and progression than all that combined.
Its canon that he sends the money he earns as a mercenery to his family, but im pretty sure most, if not all of it Goes into ammo for his gun, as it costs 1.200.000 dollars to fire it for 36 seconds. Or 2.000.000 for a minute, if my math is correct
It’s weird how incredibly calm and intelligent he is throughout this entire video. Honestly while he’s nowhere near has smart as the medic or engi he’s one of the most intelligent mercs of the group.
Check the Russian version of this intro sometime. He's a /lot/ smarter than he sounds in English, mostly because we've been conditioned to equate a thick Russian accent with "dumb muscle".
I really like how the camera is often angled to look up at Heavy, rather than be at the same height as Heavy or taller. It gives a first impression of Heavy being big and strong. Good detailing.
@@vankisha EA offered to buy valve back in 2012 for 1 billion dollars, thankfully Gabe Newell, declined and said "Valve would rather disintegrate, than to ever sell out"
Fun fact: Heavy’s statement “it costs 400 000 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds” is actually accurate. I did the math: Heavy’s minigun fires 10000 rounds per minute 10000 rpm : 60 = 166.6666666… rps 166.6666666… * 12 = 2000 rounds in 12 seconds Each round costs $200, so it costs 2000 * 200 = $400 000 to fire Heavy’s minigun for 12 seconds, which proves his statement correct.
Gabe Newell WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU. WHY DID YOU LET THEM LEAVE I ALREADY MADE ABOUT 4 200 DOLLAR BETS WITH PEOPLE AND IF THEY SEE THIS I WILL LOSE A LOT OF MONEY
Every time I come back to these videos I notice something new! As the Heavy is laughing here: 0:36 you can hear his hand slam his gun with excitement. Now we know who touched his gun!
![FNAF vs TF2 - Episode 2 [SFM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/z5b3V2-VLb0/mqdefault.jpg)
![Gucci Mane & Sexyy Red - You Don't Love Me [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/j7IBqyFKT4c/mqdefault.jpg)
Fun Fact: TF2 takes place in 1968, so that means that in today's money it would cost 2.5 Million dollars to fire Sasha for 12 seconds.
how the hell can heavy afford it?
Paid for by the gov, don't worry about it.
What do you think there is in the wallet?
You guys are really fucking dumb aren't ya?
Yay inflation!
Great way to stimulate the economy right? Right??
Canonically to the comics, the director tried in every way to convince Heavy to talk about himself, but eventually gave up because Heavy kept talking about his gun
My favorite part about that comic is how Heavy motions the words as he slowly says that he likes to shoot gun
I think it's because Heavy doesn't want to say he has a family he loves dearly in case something ever were to happen to them.
@@mariustan9275 But if I recall correctly, the Director specifically asks him if Heavy actually escaped from a gulag with his family (?)
The gun *IS* himself. That’s basically all you need to know about Heavy
"Guns. I like to shoot them. That's all you need to know."
I like how he starts speaking perfect English when he talks about his gun
I believe according to his bio he has a PhD in English literature.
@@kingfriday. Actually, Russian Literature, but close enough
having a PhD in Russian literature he would know it puts emphasis on his gun being important to him
This scene in the comics is funny as hell to me because he just keeps insisting on talking about his guns instead of his past lmao
Only the best for dear Sascha, I suppose
0:28 "It costs 400 000$ to develop with this engine for 12 seconds"
- Unity devs
It takes 12 seconds for the download tax to make a man bankrupt@@mammamia4636
AND IT COSTS 400000000 DOLLARS TO VOTE FOR BIDEN CUZ HE SCUKS
TRUMP 2024🇺🇸
🥚👈
Thank god they didnt actually do that. A fun fact about the guy who had that idea btw, he was the ceo of EA before getting fired due to being "too greedy". How can you be too greedy for EA?
LMAO, that's like getting kicked out of hell 🤣
The dislikes are from the people who think they can outsmart bullet
Underrated comment
Medic outsmarted boolet
*thought
Boolet
no one can.
Heavy has been outsmarting people with bullet for ten whole years now
He is the only one who can out smart bullet
What about scout with bonk atomic punch
MEDICS UBER.
Dead ringer
@snazztacular *boolet
i like how sincerely the heavy speaks when he's sitting
he may be a big scary russian man who doesn't speak the best english, but when he's not killing you, he's the wisest, most sincere guy you'll ever see
He's oddly expressive and gentle for a giant murder machine
In thr comics he's actually pretty much as smart as Spy is (in terms of schooling and PHDs as he had a PHD in Russian Literature)
Agreed
@@matematulji Im pretty sure Spy is smarter since Spy potentially know every languege.
@@batuhan-g6534 well obviously Spy is smarter, but Heavy is not that far behind him. If I remember correctly, from smartest to dumbest is:
1. Medic (11 PHDs)
2. Engineer (7 PHDs)
3. Spy
4. Heavy
5. Demoman (cause of his insane knowledge of bombs)
6. Sniper
7. Scout
8. Soldier
And Pyro is unknown. It is argued that Soldier, although an idiot, may be smarter than Scout because he's actually a very impressive strategist, while Scout only has his street smarts.
Who's here after watching the voice actor Gary Schwartz reenact this IRL? That guy's a living legend
real
yea gary schwartz did such a great job for heavy and also demo
zhe what
I had to watch it right afterwards to compare.
Yep
How to not pay 400k to fire this weapon:
Shoot for 11 seconds
Big brain
Big Brain
Such a fool,i was
Doot doot!
Biggest brian ever
Bullet in Heavy's hand: an actual bullet
Bullets in his ammo belt: *Crayola Crayons*
@Some guy he is a part of the orange team.
incase he gets hungry
Is that a Marines joke?
@@konnorrockkonnoisseur4970 yes
@Some guy It's because he's the face of Tf2, which in that the logo is orange.
It costs $400,000 to have fun at Disneyland.........for twelve seconds.
good meme
Beelz for fuckin reals. lolz
Beelz for fuckin reals. True that
Funny part is I'm going this week!
Seems accurate
I love how hes portrayed as the dumbest character in the series, aside from maybe soldier, yet you can clearly tell hes a smart guy hes just a man of few words.
And those are the kinds of people you have to watch out for, you never know when it will be your last
At least that's my perspective
He has a phd
over writing this comment because people will not stop replying, my mind is firm on that 💗
@@I-am-invisiblewhat about Engineer?
@@I-am-invisibleengineer and medic are definitely smarter, heavy is more comparable to spy or sniper
Did anyone notice that the Heavy fires his minigun for *EXACTLY* 12 seconds?
Yeah he starts at about 1:05 and stops at about 1:17
yep, i timed it. 12 seconds... lol
For me it was eleven, maybe I just timed it wrong though.
400000 dollars well spent
+FallaciousScotsman $400000 were spent making this film
Fun fact: Heavy has a PhD in literature, which technically makes him more of a doctor than the Medic, who lost his medical license.
Edit: *Russian literature
No wonder his sandwich can heal people
I could be wrong but doesn’t Demoman have a degree as well? And Engie has like a million PHDs
@@skykrasher4475 I don't know about Demo, he does hold 3 jobs tho. As for Engineer, he has 11 PhD-s.
If I remember correctly It’s not official cannon but it makes sense, valve didn’t help write anything with poker night at the inventory
When the patient woke up his skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard of *AGAIN*
Heavy in game: crazed physco sociopath
Heavy in the lore: a very nice smart family man
Why not both?
He just genuinely loves his job and his family, the problems start when you remember that his job is mowing people down with a giant minigun
@@megawl2086 I mean when you consider part of his childhood was spent in a Russian gulag, it's no wonder he's got a couple screws loose
@Ridget Macaroni honestly heavy is probably one of the most sane mercs, and probably one of the less evil team members. He obviously has no problem laughing while mowing people down with a minigun, but that's about it.
He's not a sociopath, he just loves a little bit of carnage.
Can we just say this: If that gun weighs 150kg (330lbs) that means Heavy can not only lift, but walk and run with a 330 lb minigun without breaking a sweat or even appearing affected.
Dude's basically walking power armor
He’s carrying a machine gun that would typically only be used on top of a standing tripod.
And boolets too
Imagine how fast he could run without the gun
Bro is actually Doomguy
And let's not even get into the ABSURD amount of recoil.....
Fun fact: Heavy is actually the second most educated merc. Medic lost his medical license and isn't technically a doctor, and heavy has a PhD in Russian Literature. Engineer, however, has eleven doctorates.
Losing his medical license implies that he had it at some point, so it's not to say Medic isn't smart. In fact, I'd argue he's at a similar level as Heavy, since he invented the Medi Gun (see Meet the Medic outtakes). He lost it because of the story he told in "Meet the Medic" and probably his overall... demeanor.
Engie, however, definitely had some spare time on his hands with those degrees.
@@randomguy7395 I agree! I merely find it funny that technically the guy who has voicelines like 'ratatatata' is more educated than the walking mad scientist stereotype.
Doesn't engineer have 11?
@@coldpiepoker oh, eleven! sorry, I misremembered the number
So, someone who'd actually get my joke on why Robert Oak would be a very unwelcome name for a funeral home director (c. f. Dostoevsky's short story "Bobok", which could have made a first-class _Twilight Zone_ episode).
“It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds”
[Music]
its music to my ears
I did the 1 k like
Fun fact to empty all 200 rounds it would cost 77,066,666.7$
PAUL TOUCHED MY GUN
@@KnightandDay33 your god damn right
Heavy's not dumb, he's just straightforward.
No he just got al his Russian phds so hi dint hav tim for dum Enlish langvag.
TRUMP ISNT DUMB
@@NigerianCrusader ??????????
@@NigerianCrusaderwhat?
@@zichenghan7585 yOU DONT UDNERSTAND?
Gosh... it was 14 years ago, and still today, I am impressed by the facial expressions. That excellent animation was so "accurate".
VICE CITY HAS BEtter FACIAL ANIMATIONS IN 2002
@@NigerianCrusadernot compared to this.
@@unitedcity_mc4421 WHY?
Why Valve has treated this game like it doesn’t exist anymore?
This is Valve’s first youtube video.
We have been left behind and forgotten, the glory days of the team are all but a hazy feel of nostalgia and I fear we may never peak again.
Valve's putting focus on Half-Life: Alyx until it releases in early 2020. So we're just going to have to be patient, gentlemen.
I liked this cuz of your picture
WHY NO HEAVY UPDATE
just please update VAC no more sniper bots please
"Some people think they can outsmart me"
Heavy says with a degree
nay, a phd
"but I've yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet"
Heavy says with a Phd (and a bullet)
"some people think they can outsmart me. maybe.....(sniff) maybe.... _I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet."_
*literally has crayons in his ammo belt
@@vibethecat4194 i mean if heavy himself can't outsmart bullet then who will?
@@bozo460 the other bullets, duh
Heavy in the comics: has a PhD in Russian Literature, is very smart, and cares for Medic
Heavy in game: YATATATATATA
Pootispootispootispootis
@@jveerf8573 D I S P E N S E R
@Bounty Fan 3941 S E N T R Y
This is my sandwich
CRY FOR SOMEMORE
"I've yet to meet person who can outsmart bullet"
Medic's default ubercharge: hold my Oktoberfest style beer
Heavy: WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!
Subtitles: Paul touched my gun.
*I think the subtitles know something we don't.*
Then Paul is a dead man...
I get that in the auto caption too
my name is Paul and i hear angry russian screaming in the distance, what is happening?
@@jafshrimp7322 HE'S COMING FOR YOU!
00:35
His emotions go 0 - 100 real quick. 🔥
Well he's Heavy, what did you expect!
It costs 400 thousand dollars to fire rhis weapon for 12 seconds... BAHAHAAAA!!!! HOHOHO
LMAO
5th reply
Sasha
Heavy canonically has a PHD in Russian Literature.
Well not tehniqLy but valve has bassicly adopted that into his cannon
@@thinkingboi9508 It's short for Doctor of Philosophy. It is a degree attainable in any discipline or field of study except for medicine.
And is gay.
So it would be pretty hard to outsmart him.
Also canonically the Demoman owns two mansions.
@@CIARUNSITE people can outsmart heavy? Maybe... Can they outsmart you? Definitely.
Came back here after seeing "Meet the REAL Heavy", this game truly is a masterpiece
WHAT AVOHT MEET THE TOMMY VERCITTI VICE CITY BETTER TF2
@@NigerianCrusader
you're really committing to the trolling lmao
Heavy: Laughing
Subtitles: *[Music]*
I mean, it isn't wrong!
LMAO
Hey! Remember that guy that said they see you everywhere? Guess whos experiencing that too now?
Finally the subtitles are correct for 1
"Do do doh doooh, odoh doh doh doh COME SING WITH ME! Do doh do doooh dooh!"
His laugh is literally the russian anthem so thats why it says [music]
Fun fact: Heavy in the russian version of Meet the Heavy is very well spoken compared to the English version, a reference to him having a degree in Russian Literature.
Also, when he talks about his gun in this version, he speaks perfect English
Maybe because it’s his second language and is actually big brain play from valve
I've actually heard this theory that heavy weapons guy has a doctorate degree in Russian classical literature but that he chooses to spend most of his time blasting people with Sasha because that's more fun.
@@Mhar_Dann he's russian
@@NinjaSushi2 pretty sure that's canon to the lore, actually! heavy's intelligence is Very specialised
Fun fact, Elon Musk with his current networth of 264 Billion could fire Sasha for abour 91 days straight
Barrel broke before the wallet 😂
That number would be less counting inflation
Nice
Holy crap
Actually, technically, adjusting for inflation, he would be able to fire Sasha for _10_ days straight.
Which is still 9 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 48 seconds longer than anyone has any business firing Sasha for.
0:18 something about Heavy proudly describing how Sasha works is oddly satisfying/interesting for some reason lol
Probably because he started speaking perfect English when he was talking about it, not to mention the amount of detail he added.
I thought his English was alright through the full thing, but yeah, the amount of detail is oddly satisfying lol @@Looona_fan
"I am heavy weapons guy, and *this* is my weapon."
One of the most iconic lines in gaming history. -Problably.-
"I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
That too. Also iconic as fuck.
Very
And "I fear no man, but that... *thing* it's scares me"
"it costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon... For twelve seconds." Also decently iconic
WAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHAHA CRY SOME MORE!!!
Heavy: *"oh my god who touched sasha?!"*
Scout: *chuckles* "I'm in danger"
Abir Mawi nah it was Paul. Turn on subtitles. Paul touched his gun.
Who touch my gun!
PAUL HOW DARE YOU
Abir Mawi lolololol
“I think I’ll take Sasha out to steak dinner tonight”
One of the most iconic gaming characters in history and you cannot prove me otherwise.
True
its probably impossible to prove otherwise. ask somebody if they know about a character called heavy and they most likely have
Why would anyone try to prove otherwise? It ABSOLUTELY is one of the most iconic characters and one of the most iconic games in general.
BASED
I would argue Mario or Sonic are more iconic, but he's definitely the most iconic this century
hi im here to rewatch after the legend himself Gary Schwartz reenacted this.
Me too. Time flies.
5 years later: realizes he is actually saying “cry some more” not some random gibberish
More like in his accent
i thought it was grab some more
i thought he said get eye some more
I knew he was saying "Cry Some more!" the first time I ever watched this trailer over a decade ago. I guess my hearing's that good.
I somehow understanded cry some more the first time i watched this
“It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds.”
*_The lad said, as he proceeded to fire his mini gun for exactly 12 seconds._*
i counted in the end and sure enough, he fired for exactly 12 seconds
It's like it was meant to be
Ran out of budget
@Ernan Huerta animations and stuff iT wAs 11.9 ArE yOu DuMb?
It must be an mony gun
I've just realised that what Valve did with this game's lore (especially comics) was one of a kind, at least for me. It's the first time a character from my country isn't just a walking stereotype, but feels like an actual human, with feelings. That sniff he does between "maybe"s is worth a thousand words. I don't care what Valve did with DotA or CS, it will forever remain my favourite game company just for this one character.
Yeah, I’m American and I hate how every Russian character is just a stereotype as well. Especially since I’m trying to learn Russian and I keep getting memed for it
And then there’s the Scot who’s a total alcoholic
@@grandma650 it’s the Irish that are stereotypes as the alcoholics, to be fair. Scots are stereotyped as junkies. So not really too bad there.
@@wolfetteplays8894 that’s only mainly Glasgow which is a shithole, but Scots get a bit of the alcoholism stereotype too. But you’re right we do get most of the stereotype
He's not a stereotype???
And now, we finally have a live action version of him. Finally.
The Heavy is arguably the sanest class. The Engineer clearly personally revels in mass killing via his machines, the Sniper fills jars of piss to throw at people, and the Spy is cold as ice and extremely apathetic to any kind of murder.
The Heavy isn't a crazed killer, he just loves his job.
And his gun.
And his family.
@@LuckiSir And your mom.
TitanicTNT good one
He bought a gun that costs more than most cars to fight in a war don't sit there there and tell me that hes sane
That kinda makes him just as insane as the others. Loving his job is literally loving killing, you dumb sack. You literally can't be completely sane and be a merc killing others for money at the same time.
"It costs $400,000 to fire this gun for 12 seconds"
At 1:05 he fires the gun for exactly 12 seconds
*_STONKS_*
Looks like they had just enough budget left to demonstrate him shooting. So the budget for this 'film' was above $400,000.
I counted like 11
@@Jone_V 1:05 to 1:17 he's right
@@brandonjames7670 nope, for a split second the screen is black, nearly 12, but not 12
@@Jone_V you have too much time
Heavy: Laughs
Subtitles: Music
MMMM...YES. THIS IS BETTER THAN MOZARTS SHIT!!
I just realized Paul touched heavys gun
I guess you could say, its music to my ears, am i right fellas? 👉😎👉
yes
Deaf people: *confused dancing*
This cinematic is a few months younger than I am. I have been playing team fortress 2 for half of my life, and I love every minute of it
you mean.... your half life?!
It's insane how this game stays relevant even after over a decade...
I love that fact this game is still relevant, I tried playing it when it first released but I didn't have the right system to run it at the time. However I have still had a good 6 or so years with the game. I love it so much and hope it won't die any time soon
Meanwhile, Shadowrun (2007 version) never gained traction within its first year. I played both it and TF2. If Shadowrun was a $20 to $30 game instead of a $60 game without any storyline, it would have done better. It sold only about 160,000 copies.
valve is the only good game company out there tbh
good game
a true classic never goes out of style. games that don't take themselves too seriously have a staying power in the fact people can always find joy in how ridiculous the game can be, mainly just from how ridiculous they can be in the game. its why games like TF2, MGR, dead rising and many others like it will always stay relevent without any new entries while many other franchises like call of duty have to keep releasing copies just so people will mention it
Heavy: “I am yet to meet somebody who can outsmart bullet.”
Scout with Bonk Atomic: *Allow me to introduce myself.*
Meet the medic
Pyro when he learns to deflect bullets: Allow me to introduce myself.
Medic: so we meet
@@chrismclean4789 pyro only reflects projectiles
What about Ubers?
It's been 14 years, and we still don't know who touched his gun.
Paul did.
It was *PAUL*
Knowing scout, he probably did it
Fucking paul man, hate that guy
It was Miss PAULing.
“Some people think you can outsmart me, maybe, maybe. I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet”. TF2 heavy
Overwatch: Detailed backstory with overwatch fans crying about it.
TF2: "I'm heavy weapons guy"
dang i know its a joke but very true
Overwatch,detailed and story in the same sentence? You're crazy
@@dubhog i guess your right I lost interest midway through the movie.
@@noah3038 it's bad mostly because tf2's story is very detailed and original,like every valve game (maybe l4d is a little cliche,but not so much,it's very original too)
@@dubhog that's very true i dont see overwatch releasing comics.
A big, calm, educated and collected fellow that is pretty much kind to the common man. But he turns into a complete madman in combat.
JarAxe lowkey
the "disturbing" thing is he has a PhD in russian litelature
- awfulfawfulthefalafel - you didn’t have a phd in literature apparently xD
@@TheOneAvocado you are either kid or someone who doesn't know how to make a joke propely without hurting other people's feeling
- awfulfawfulthefalafel - I’m just saying, didn’t mean to ‘hurt your feelings’, but you’re being a little pathetic over a joke, aren’t you?
Fun fact: Medic is the only one on his team Heavy likes and has actual conversations with him.
That's because he's the one that can outsmart bullets
What about engineer
is it cause he the most favorable class to heal as medic?
that's kinda sad bro...
"Engineer is credit to team" maybe idk
Who else is here after watching the Meet the Real Heavy?
TRUMP ISNT TRUMP TF TRU P BETRER TF2
@@NigerianCrusaderalright bot
In case you're curious, it costs exactly 33,333.33 dollars to fire his weapon for 1 second
Wait its all threes, and Valve made Tf2.... this confuses me
@@TheBurkleeJackson that reply has 3 likes
200 dollars for every bullet
What’s crazy is it can fire 167 bullets in a second. Meaning there’s more than one bullet fired in a millisecond
TF3 confirmed, but they'll go the Half Life Alyx route and call it Team Fortress Heavy
Fun fact:
The Heavy's gun is named Sasha, which means Alexander, or Alexandra in Russian. The name means "defender of men", and the Heavy is a defense class.
GODDAMN
NOW THAT'S what I'm talking about!
Further fact:
It's also a common nickname for Nata(c)sha (which is also the name of one of Heavy's other miniguns), which roughly translates to "birthday," "Christmas," or "gift."
I don't wanna break it to you but as a greek (the name Alexander is Greek) I have to. Alexander combines Alex ( roughly translates to prosecutor) and "andras" (Ander) which means man. So essentially the name of the gun means that it is prosecuting men.
@@np-captain6318 yet this is the russian meaning, heavy is russian
10 questions science still can't answer!
Who touched Sasha
Paul... 0:50
Let's be real here. It was scout. It's always scout.
Or the Galactic Headhunter Sniper
That dam spy
it was paUL
14 years later and he did in IRL
Yup 😊
yess
If EA would own tf2: 0:28
Don't say when, or else it'll be The future. Just say "if" okay? You don't want EA to own tf2 don't you?
@suratman suratman I d- NO NO I JOKED AAAAAH *dies*
Ok
Fixed.
I hate this comment but I love this comment
Well, here comes the fact, that you didn't probably noticed.
Heavy says that he didn't met anyone who can outsmart the bullet. This is actually a reference to the Russian phrase ,,on the battlefield, the dumbest is the bullet", and Heavy has a PhD in Russian Literature. He's basically saying that his enemies are more dumb than the bullet.
Omg, you know more than russian like me
@Solo UnU suario yesh
I mean... blue soldier exists
I'm pretty sure the entire phrase is basically that a bayonet was better that a bullet because of the bad accuracy of muskets.
the fact that he has a PhD isn't canon (i dont think it is anyway) but yeah heavy is cool as shit
You have no idea how much I've heard this monologue...
+jedi sammy hello to you brother
Correction: Monologue.
ShadowX 1337 Oops. My mistake. XD
Heh, Cry some more
Four hundred thousand dollars.
And now we have the Real life meet the Heavy!
It’s like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Dwayne Johnson had a baby
Yep two dudes had a kid so normal
@@juggei_jugsxd2841 joke
@@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094 I know
He’s name is The Rock
sir, SIR
guys... it's been confirmed... paul touched his gun...
Turn on captions at 0:46
I guess it's Pauling
@@breakinggood3601 r63 pauling
Jake Paul you piece of shit.
wasnt it enought that you made the suicide vlog video!?!?!??!
ExplodingGriffy! Fucking Paul bro
@@anduro7448 lmao you fucking buffoon it was logan paul not jake paul
Subtitles:"Paul touched my gun"
Guys we need to find Paul
After all these years, we're gonna get the bastard.
@Paul
ruclips.net/video/Q0vG_Q385q0/видео.html
Keep searching bois
We're gonna find him in the Japanese forest dw
Sacrafice Paul to the heavy
dude cant believe that the heavy va has recreated this video IRL. TNX shork
0:36 *heavy laughing
Subtitles: *MUSIC*
Its music to my ears
Perfect
Cause it's music to my ears
"Paul touched my gun"
Because it's a beautiful laugh
"It fires $200 dollar custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute."
"It also costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds."
How much money does this guy have?!
His employer pays for all his and the teams needs.
Yes
Yes
@@myaltaccountthatiwillbarel2288 so in other words we pay for it?
Bout tree fiddy
1:06 when that one kid has the battery operated nerf gun
Flywheel master race!
why those are so expensive
now i know why my family members stopped wanting to have nerf fights with me.
*How it FEELS to have a full auto Nerf gun as a kid*
Titan CS-50 am i right?
It's been 15 years, the internet has yet to outsmart bullet.
i like how overwatch has like a billion 5 minute long shorts that all tie into eachother and every character has an elaborate backstory, and heavy just saying "i am heavy weapons guy" conveys more character development and progression than all that combined.
Alex Qwertyuiop you know it’s been a while since you watched “meet the spy”
THAN*
It's called breaking the 4th wall, you'll find a character more interesting when he/she interacts with the audience.
@@UNFDsBRO_TCY_7916 I just watched meet the spy and it had no 4th wall breaking but still lots of character
@@UNFDsBRO_TCY_7916 this isn't 4th wall breaking, he's talking to the director.
$400,000/12 seconds is ~$33,333.33 per second.
[insert overused Half Life joke here]
My god...
The propercy is real...
@@F-I-N-E-R :P my bad
Its canon that he sends the money he earns as a mercenery to his family, but im pretty sure most, if not all of it Goes into ammo for his gun, as it costs 1.200.000 dollars to fire it for 36 seconds. Or 2.000.000 for a minute, if my math is correct
@@speedtubertm6319 as it costs just an ammo box or some dispenser's metal to reload
Heavy: "Who touched my gun"
Subtitles: "Paul touched my gun"
Now we know
Salt Shaker music gun now...
I ruined the 69th like
LOGAN PAAAAUUL!!
Oh my god! Who touched Sasha?! Who touched my sister?! ^o^
y e s
How nice of Valve to make an animated version of the real heavy! It must feel amazing to have an animated short about yourself. 😊
It’s weird how incredibly calm and intelligent he is throughout this entire video. Honestly while he’s nowhere near has smart as the medic or engi he’s one of the most intelligent mercs of the group.
Of course he’s smart! He chose a weapon that spews out enough bullets in 12 seconds to buy a house!
he actually have a PhD in Russian literature
Check the Russian version of this intro sometime. He's a /lot/ smarter than he sounds in English, mostly because we've been conditioned to equate a thick Russian accent with "dumb muscle".
Heavy has 3 PhD's in Russian literature
Engineer has 11 PhD's in science
and Medic is a genius maniac who lost his medical license
I’m pretty sure he is the smartest unlike medic he actually has a PHD
The car dealership guy describing a car you are interested in:
0:19
... it costs $400 000 to ride this car for 12 seconds
ExplodingGriffy! Must be a EA car
Fires 200 dollar custom dual cartridges...
I want a car that fires 12,000 bullets per minute!
Oh, new GTA Online update! What now? A flying baths with homing missles?
It costs 400'000... i can't stop laughi...
"Some people think they can outsmart me...maybe...sniff...maybe. I've yet to meet one who can outsmart boolet."
Iconic line.
EVEN THOUGH TRUMP CAN OUTSMART BULLET
SO U DONT KNOW WHO TRUMP IS?
Boolet*
I need more boolets!!!
cry some more
I need more boolets jugugjugjugjug
After so many years, so many hours watching SFM animations, it's a bit jarring to see Heavy as an actual, unironic 2010s video game mascot.
You guys don't understand how HYPE it was each time a new "Meet the" video was released
Brother I’m still hyped I just go back and rewatch them when I’m in the mood
Well I wish to know
I was most excited for meet the medic and pyro since they came out years late
Ah yea old days.......
i had no idea it was even a game back then
Somethings telling me that he’s a heavy weapons guy....
Me too but its probably nothing
Maybe he his but I guess he might be the light weapons guy
I thought he was medium weapons guy
And something tells me that the heavy minigun he carried are his weapon
Nah, he's the heavy furniture guy.
The best character introduction in history of games so far.
I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY... just legendary :D.
@Callses247 he served for Mother Land
One reason why Heavy is best class.
@Phương Nguyễn they didnt, they lived in Siberia. but i can understand people who can get Siberia and Serbia mixed up.
"WHO TOUCHED MY GUN" had me laughing on the floor
Fun Fact: All the lines here were actually the lines Heavy’s actor used to audition with.
Damn, Gary Schwartz literally created his voice
How awesome
Powerplay, get your voice lines in before you are even hired
@@specialism640 maybe it saved valve money by paying him only for audition
Source?
1:10 the pure joy that you can see in his eyes is amazing
He's like a baby.
Uweeeh-uwaaaah!
That laugh is just badass
"CRY SOME MORE!"
He making baby sounds:waaaaaaaa ewaaaaaaa waaaaaa
I really like how the camera is often angled to look up at Heavy, rather than be at the same height as Heavy or taller. It gives a first impression of Heavy being big and strong.
Good detailing.
Paul touched his gun guys
0:48 ( captions on )
"It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds"
EA: "write that down, write that down!"
That almost happened
@@Eurofighter-Typhoonperson W-what?
@@vankisha EA offered to buy valve back in 2012 for 1 billion dollars, thankfully Gabe Newell, declined and said "Valve would rather disintegrate, than to ever sell out"
@@Eurofighter-Typhoonperson Source?
@@Mephedrone66 ruclips.net/video/KjCSVZ3OQ8k/видео.html
Skip to 2:02
“I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.”
Dead ringer Spy: “Are you sure about that?”
*laughs in checking Kill Count after the enemy Spy "dies"*
If bullets don’t work use more bullets *russian more gun starts playing*
Laughs in ubercharge
I write this same comment 1 second later, sorry
Hah, it’s funny because *YOU CAN’T SEE HIM*
Fun fact: Heavy’s statement “it costs 400 000 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds” is actually accurate. I did the math:
Heavy’s minigun fires 10000 rounds per minute
10000 rpm : 60 = 166.6666666… rps
166.6666666… * 12 = 2000 rounds in 12 seconds
Each round costs $200, so it costs 2000 * 200 = $400 000 to fire Heavy’s minigun for 12 seconds, which proves his statement correct.
Holy shit
big brain
Galaxy brain
r/theydidthemath
I mean he is not an illiterate person, he has some PhD's in literature...
"I have yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet"
Medic: "About that".
Imagine seeing Heavy Weapons Guy in Smash Ultimate.
#Heavy4Smash
Hevy4smash
Then you will....RUN
ALL OF THEM ARE DED
RK 49 that would be scary
It costs Gabe Newell $400,000 to work on HL3....for 12 seconds
Edit: this comment aged poorly lol
No wonder it's never happening.
Well we lost the development team for Half Life, So no HL3. Sorry for the inconvenience. -GabeN
The Gamer Grub Time to open a kickstarter.
*shows clip of heavy laughing beside his gun
He’s laughing, he knows gaben working on hl3 is a big joke
Gabe Newell WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU. WHY DID YOU LET THEM LEAVE I ALREADY MADE ABOUT 4 200 DOLLAR BETS WITH PEOPLE AND IF THEY SEE THIS I WILL LOSE A LOT OF MONEY
Every time I come back to these videos I notice something new! As the Heavy is laughing here: 0:36 you can hear his hand slam his gun with excitement. Now we know who touched his gun!
Thanks mate
Finally
After 14 years
FINALLLYYYY
Oh my God...
Heavy isn’t stupid, he’s just straightforward.
I came from Meet the REAL Heavy. Gary is an absolute legend
"I am Heavy Weapons Guy...
And-
*holds up Super Smash Bros invitation*
THIS..."
This, is my mail
What's his final smash? Medic's Ubercharge? I'd be up for it.
The middle area by the bridge in twofort would make a nice map, too.
@@brendan9734 Winding up sasha and going on a shooting spree for as long as his "WAAA, WAAAAR CRY SOME MORE" quote goes
@@brendan9734 His final Smash would be the boxing gloves taunt kill.
This is a Smash invitation
Nobody:
The subtitles: P A U L T O U C H E D M Y G U N
@Carson 629 yea
Miss Pauling did you touch Sasha
Fuck you Paul
Stupid paul
Fuck u paul
I can’t get over the laugh at 1:10 it’s pure gold.
His face at that moment is so funny
@@bananm778 yeah lol! He’s fully involved in the rage!!!
Good eyes some more
@@TF2Scout.. "heh heh"
"cries"
This is a great shitpost tbh lol
even in 2024, he is still heavy weapons guy.
and that... is still his weapon
*Some People Think They Can Outsmart Me*
*Maybe*
*Sniff*
*Maybe*
Oh did you watch the same video as me?!
*But not us.*
*Not us.*
I've yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet
You know, you kinda outsmarted me. I expected the "read more" button to just be you typing that in bold
@@tangerinepaint3643 *WEEEHH! UAAAHHH! AHHHAHAHAHAHA!*
*_CRY SOME MORE!!_*
Imagine this: Heavy: I am heavy weapons guy *pulls out smash letter* and this
That'll be fuckin awesome
**Pulls out Smash card** I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet.
@Uncle lol
It’s like a Nintendo detect and it has the the intro for tf2 and everything
@@cowking1158 nintendo detect
0:50 is probably one of the BEST quotes in the entire TF franchise, for sure.
Maybe...*sniff*...maybe...
I think that Demo's line of im a bloody sth sth sth With an unhappy bloody ending is better
Sure one of the best
Nah.. pyro is better
Best line is wah wah cry some more
Me showing the cashier my 100% discount coupons