Trump Rants in Court During Fraud Trial; Christie Caught on Hot Mic Dissing Rivals: A Closer Look

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  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 8 месяцев назад +187

    I’m tired of the special treatment they give him. He has to be held accountable

    • @HermitLady
      @HermitLady 8 месяцев назад +11

      It just takes time, have faith. We just have to go through the painful process and make sure he can’t appeal his cases once they’ve been ruled. 🤟💞

    • @JerrySmith-bp3cg
      @JerrySmith-bp3cg 8 месяцев назад +4

      Amen

    • @susanfanning9480
      @susanfanning9480 8 месяцев назад +9

      I don't understand why the courts and politicians are so afraid of him. The comedians aren't.

    • @stephenstjohn5239
      @stephenstjohn5239 8 месяцев назад

      They're afraid of his base of degenerates.@@susanfanning9480

    • @thomasbraeking6225
      @thomasbraeking6225 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@HermitLady I have faith that Defendant1's 'closing rant' on top of all the inane 'delay motions' have pretty much shot the hell out of any grounds for appeal.

  • @yourbigheadcousin5434
    @yourbigheadcousin5434 8 месяцев назад +256

    The fact these clowns are spending $60M on campaigns they know theyre going to lose while there are hungry children, homeless vets etc in this country is revolting

    • @hemeoncn
      @hemeoncn 8 месяцев назад +6

      Well a lot of that money is from big donors and is a great return on investment. Beside the donors get a tax break so it is a win/win.

    • @hockema56
      @hockema56 8 месяцев назад

      They're doing it to collect donations. Whatever they're spending they're making back several times over from their gullible constituents.
      None of these candidates ever actually believed they had a shot at beating Trump. They just want to collect as much donation and PAC money as possible before dropping out. It really is that simple, sadly.

    • @micheleandhenrycasavant386
      @micheleandhenrycasavant386 8 месяцев назад +2

      Whoa! Harsh, true but harsh lol

    • @edmer68
      @edmer68 8 месяцев назад +2

      Not sure what you're saying....there are specific agencies that take care of those situations. The lack of funds for those agencies come the GQP's refusal to pass legislation that actually addresses your concerns and the tax windfall they gave to the megarich. The US has quite a bit of dough, actually.

    • @derkeheath5172
      @derkeheath5172 8 месяцев назад

      Screwing over children, the poor, the homeless, and veterans is what Republicans have always done...gleefully.

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 8 месяцев назад +1048

    I'll never grow tired of the cameras zooming in on Tish James smirking at Donald Trump.

    • @Kaiheart
      @Kaiheart 8 месяцев назад +112

      She is showing everyone's satisfaction about him being brought to justice for his crimes - I love it.

    • @darcyholleman9221
      @darcyholleman9221 8 месяцев назад +81

      She is absolutely glowing!

    • @elphieofkiamoko
      @elphieofkiamoko 8 месяцев назад +75

      Same, I live for the energy she's bringing

    • @terrancekayton007
      @terrancekayton007 8 месяцев назад +46

      😂I crack tf up, EVERY time!

    • @jeffbooker
      @jeffbooker 8 месяцев назад +44

      A job well done.

  • @EnglishStoryShared
    @EnglishStoryShared 8 месяцев назад +125

    The sight of Tish James smirking at Donald Trump on camera never fails to entertain me.

    • @gigiflaner3568
      @gigiflaner3568 8 месяцев назад +3

      I love the way that she holds herself out before the camera. No fear, strong, intelligent. Boss!

    • @s.a.7353
      @s.a.7353 8 месяцев назад +3

      A Mona Lisa smile

    • @s.a.7353
      @s.a.7353 8 месяцев назад +2

      A Mona Lisa smile

    • @s.a.7353
      @s.a.7353 8 месяцев назад +2

      A Mona Lisa smile

    • @s.a.7353
      @s.a.7353 8 месяцев назад +2

      A Mona Lisa smile

  • @catherinegreen8440
    @catherinegreen8440 8 месяцев назад +39

    The problem is American candidates don’t actually debate. They engage in slagging contests.

  • @wideawake5630
    @wideawake5630 8 месяцев назад +596

    Enough special treatment! Stop changing the rules for him. Lock him up

    • @bottomofastairwell
      @bottomofastairwell 8 месяцев назад +27

      that "lock her up!" chant feel very appropriate right about now. bet he didn't think people would be saying the same about him onyl a few years later

    • @-xirx-
      @-xirx- 8 месяцев назад +14

      Maybe send him to the INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE then? 😉

    • @tomr3422
      @tomr3422 8 месяцев назад +1

      Its only special because Jidges, AGs and DAs treat it as if it is- Any one with a little money or political connections the laws dont apply, only the lowly common folks should fear breaking the laws. Shout out to M Garland for refusing to even investigate those that planned the attack on the country, A Bragg for killing off a case already a year in and then claimming he is restarting it, cant forget Engron for all the final, final, final warnings.

    • @hitreset0291
      @hitreset0291 8 месяцев назад +13

      Lock Him Up!

    • @charlesbridges3991
      @charlesbridges3991 8 месяцев назад +17

      EXACTLY 💯 💯 💯, If it were you it i we would have been sitting in JAIL a long time ago!! I'm sooo tired he gets such special treatment.

  • @8__vv__8
    @8__vv__8 8 месяцев назад +839

    Whoever wrote “that dude blows harder than the door on an Alaska Airways flight” deserves a crisp high five.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 8 месяцев назад +53

      please let it be Scollins!

    • @leeoffshore9859
      @leeoffshore9859 8 месяцев назад +27

      Scollins or Ben - not thinking Matt - Seth let us know

    • @Paul-n9p4g
      @Paul-n9p4g 8 месяцев назад +23

      I'll guess Amber Ruffin.

    • @raymondm.9954
      @raymondm.9954 8 месяцев назад +12

      Sal somebody writes the Closer Looks.

    • @melt4769
      @melt4769 8 месяцев назад +8

      👏👏👏👏👏

  • @helenwheels3341
    @helenwheels3341 8 месяцев назад +150

    "Sniff sniff , George Washington was a very rich man,nobody knows that" "Nobody knew that Lincoln was a Republican" "Nobody knew that healthcare was so complicated "
    Donald J Trump

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 8 месяцев назад +31

      "us spells US, i just came up with that the other day." donna jay trumpelstein

    • @bottomofastairwell
      @bottomofastairwell 8 месяцев назад +22

      when nobody = me.
      him, he didn't know that. healthcare, complicated? you dont say

    • @PatriciaKeel-ig9ni
      @PatriciaKeel-ig9ni 8 месяцев назад +11

      A woman said she had a job on Washington’s plantation, which is now a tourist attraction. She said, “I am one person and I represented 300 slaves.”
      I never learned in school that Washington owned slaves, but I read it later. However, nobody mentioned 300 slaves. Jefferson had 500-700 slaves.

    • @jojolouis
      @jojolouis 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@markmac2206 he's just brilliant, don't you think??😅😅

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@jojolouis bigly brilliant!

  • @shanemurphy7264
    @shanemurphy7264 8 месяцев назад +21

    I'm confused why Nikki would think Republicans would care about how many time Ron lies.....

    • @altrag
      @altrag 8 месяцев назад

      Because she's a Republican in 2024. Practically by definition that means she has no platform beyond inventing grievances.

    • @caroberton
      @caroberton 8 месяцев назад

      Great point!

  • @aztn19
    @aztn19 8 месяцев назад +109

    She knocks DeSantis for lying, yet supports Trump’s lies and lying more???
    Make that make sense 🤔🤔🤔

    • @christaphergibson7546
      @christaphergibson7546 8 месяцев назад +8

      That's because she is gunning for Vice President if she doesn't win.

    • @xvxv711
      @xvxv711 8 месяцев назад

      Its like all republicans they don’t have a spine

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@christaphergibson7546 and considering how well Trump treated his last VP, why would she want to strive for that position of humiliation?

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@christaphergibson7546 You know, Palin would be the perfect running mate for Tr*mp.

  • @jojolouis
    @jojolouis 8 месяцев назад +285

    De Santis, Haley and Trump!!!!! Is that the best, finest human being/candidates that the Republicans can offer the nation for presidency????????.... out of 350 millions people????My God!!! America society is deeply, profoundly sick

    • @greebj
      @greebj 8 месяцев назад

      This doesn't reflect on all society, just the once-were-conservative side of politics, taken over by angry shouty reactionaries. The Tea Party "f*k it all" movement is alive and well. I'm hoping when Trump finally goes away the conservative side of politics will splinter and never be a relevant force ever again. But I think this manufactured hatred of the woke lefty liberal bogeyman will continue to be their uniting force.

    • @Ellajanette83
      @Ellajanette83 8 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@dwightyon3833No they're really not.

    • @Vaeldarg
      @Vaeldarg 8 месяцев назад +16

      @@dwightyon3833 According to 2020 voters, not Trump.

    • @bryanrhodes369
      @bryanrhodes369 8 месяцев назад

      Chris Christie just proved that Republicans have zero interest in facts nor morality, and anything they say should be disregarded at worst or viewed with deep skepticism at best.

    • @GOODNOIGHT
      @GOODNOIGHT 8 месяцев назад

      @@dwightyon3833Cyka Blyat Comrade

  • @katevanhoudt
    @katevanhoudt 8 месяцев назад +42

    Seth, America needs you in these Trumpled times. Please, don't ever leave us.

  • @mariacatherine229
    @mariacatherine229 8 месяцев назад +193

    I'm really disappointed that the judge didn't hold him in contempt and jail him, like he would with any other defendant. I'm so sick of the leniency these judges show. It only enables him and emboldens him to be more and more outrageous, because there are never any consequences.

    • @tomr3422
      @tomr3422 8 месяцев назад

      Its only special because Jidges, AGs and DAs treat it as if it is- Any one with a little money or political connections the laws dont apply, only the lowly common folks should fear breaking the laws. Shout out to M Garland for refusing to even investigate those that planned the attack on the country, A Bragg for killing off a case already a year in and then claimming he is restarting it, cant forget Engron for all the final, final, final warnings.

    • @p-forest
      @p-forest 8 месяцев назад

      Unfortunately, we can't forget Repugnicans threatening the judge, calling in bomb threats, etc. I'm guessing there'll be more of that bs in the next month before the ruling, maybe even literal assassination attempts.

    • @tomr3422
      @tomr3422 8 месяцев назад

      @@t.n.-js6ei You realize the judge doesnt ge the money right? Do you have a understanding of how the most basic things work? Only a idiot would even think that well or someone in a cult

    • @expatannie6958
      @expatannie6958 8 месяцев назад +24

      Judge Engoron is very smart. Allowing Trump to talk at all (when he knew he would start rambling on) was a good move -- gives Trump one less justification for appealing the decision. I mean, we all know he will appeal, but he can't claim the judge was unfair to him this way.

    • @CliffPerkins-f6z
      @CliffPerkins-f6z 8 месяцев назад

      Throw chump in jail , a few days without his depends diaper and he'll come out a changed man.

  • @tvo_
    @tvo_ 8 месяцев назад +13

    The guy who says "I won't have any time for retribution" is the same guy that said "I won't have time to be on the golf course" but spent 70% of his time on the golf course.

  • @shuffleaccount1985
    @shuffleaccount1985 8 месяцев назад +5

    I'm so PROUD of Mrs, James ! Well done !

  • @jeanthehumanbean8265
    @jeanthehumanbean8265 8 месяцев назад +768

    My greatest wish is for American voters to show Trump - again - just how much we never want him in the White House, then see him handcuffed and being led away.

    • @Rjd-o2p
      @Rjd-o2p 8 месяцев назад +40

      🇺🇸💙🌊🙏🇺🇦🗽🗽🗽

    • @stephenstjohn5239
      @stephenstjohn5239 8 месяцев назад +56

      Hopefully never to be heard from again.

    • @debraderoos5225
      @debraderoos5225 8 месяцев назад +58

      What a wonderful vision. LOCK HIM UP

    • @homanasiri843
      @homanasiri843 8 месяцев назад

      You people are all paethitc this country use to have presidents like jfK no we celebrate our femininity and softness

    • @richm.3477
      @richm.3477 8 месяцев назад +38

      While being driven to prison by a guy named Brandon.

  • @HannibalOrJustRex
    @HannibalOrJustRex 8 месяцев назад +155

    As much as I'd love to laugh at seeing his desperate monologue, I'm glad there were no cameras to capture it. His idiotic blathering doesn't deserve to be immortalized on camera.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 8 месяцев назад +10

      i wonder if he said "and that...was a monologue."

    • @HomeGypsy
      @HomeGypsy 8 месяцев назад +9

      I’m a huge CAMERAS IN THE COURTROOM advocate, but in this case you’re right. Besides, we see/hear his stupid rants outside the courthouse all the time, anyway, and it’s all just the same BS.

    • @CliffPerkins-f6z
      @CliffPerkins-f6z 8 месяцев назад +2

      I'd like to see him do his Schick in front of grown ups instead of his sychophantic supporters, does he include his air accordion semaphoric hand gestures, do his impressions and name calling or does he fold under pressure like captain quigg (the Caine mutiny) and starts taking off his diaper while ranting the aliens are coming to destroy him.

  • @markherbert1524
    @markherbert1524 8 месяцев назад +60

    Your 1st term you swore you’d be too busy working to play any golf. But yet, you managed to spend 25% out on the course, to the tune of $140,000,000+ of taxpayer money.

    • @Oneshot8242
      @Oneshot8242 8 месяцев назад +4

      And cheating the whole time!

  • @parksbpknit
    @parksbpknit 8 месяцев назад +42

    He is always the victim! For the love of God please lock this man up. If it were any one of us we would have been in prison a very long time ago.

    • @mpulleyscott
      @mpulleyscott 8 месяцев назад +5

      Amen

    • @martyl7144
      @martyl7144 8 месяцев назад

      There is no crime. Can't have a crime without a victim. Who's the victim??? Can anyone answer who the victim is??? Nope. There isn't one. You all just hate him

  • @Cancun771
    @Cancun771 8 месяцев назад +8

    "We get all the funding we ever want, out of Russia." Eric Trump, 2014.
    What in the hell makes anybody think that has changed in any way?

    • @syfy1151
      @syfy1151 8 месяцев назад

      The NRA is a link funneling Russian money to Anyone they need to get it to .More than Trump under the influence here.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 8 месяцев назад +55

    Pay close attention to the answer for that first Fox News question again. Trump didn't even say, "No I didn't do that." He's not even lying he's corrupt anymore.

  • @yeoshow1984
    @yeoshow1984 8 месяцев назад +159

    He's so whiny. I don't know how anyone could support him.

    • @helenwheels3341
      @helenwheels3341 8 месяцев назад

      Hasn't quit bitching and whining since they took him off the binky.

    • @PriscillaRobb
      @PriscillaRobb 8 месяцев назад +8

      I don’t either.

    • @mrb36b
      @mrb36b 8 месяцев назад +1

      And add this to the mix: CHEATED on his first wife with his second wife. CHEATED on his second wife with his third wife and then CHEATED on his third wife with PORN STAR, Stormy Daniels. And the cherry on top is...“White House aides said Trump talked about Ivanka Trump's breasts, her beautiful ass, and what it might be like to have sex with her”. WOW!!! Worlds’s Greatest Dad!!!

    • @stephenstjohn5239
      @stephenstjohn5239 8 месяцев назад

      He hates the same people they (his supporters) do.

    • @CliffPerkins-f6z
      @CliffPerkins-f6z 8 месяцев назад

      He's just like us is their common refrain so they must be whiney rambling stinky demonic worker's of Lawlessness.

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL 8 месяцев назад +147

    Seriously, it's been too long The former guy should have been locked up years ago. Once he goes to prison, it'll be a huge relief for this Country 🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 8 месяцев назад +9

      And this one. Canada😘

    • @Kaiheart
      @Kaiheart 8 месяцев назад

      Then we'll just have to contend with outing Desantis and Haley. They're both also terrible people that want to send the country back to the 50s - between book banning and taking away bodily autonomy. I don't care who is on the democratic ticket in November at this point, so long as I'm voting for the lesser evil.

    • @tomgeorge9025
      @tomgeorge9025 8 месяцев назад

      Trump should have been in prison since January 7th , impeached, convicted and sentenced for insurrection and obstruction of justice, and all the other crimes and fraud committed by him.

    • @tomr3422
      @tomr3422 8 месяцев назад

      Its only special because Jidges, AGs and DAs treat it as if it is- Any one with a little money or political connections the laws dont apply, only the lowly common folks should fear breaking the laws. Shout out to M Garland for refusing to even investigate those that planned the attack on the country, A Bragg for killing off a case already a year in and then claimming he is restarting it, cant forget Engron for all the final, final, final warnings.

    • @largelingerie
      @largelingerie 8 месяцев назад

      Slow moving Garland. Worst choice for the job.

  • @RandyInouye
    @RandyInouye 8 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks Susanne Craig

  • @maxmason6053
    @maxmason6053 8 месяцев назад +89

    Trump being allowed to roam around on bail has got to be the worst thing in American history !!! This is a disgrace to our country and beyond comprehension to society !!! No other person could go around threatening people while out on bail. It's not even laughable anymore it's serious.

    • @marigeobrien
      @marigeobrien 8 месяцев назад +9

      Totally agree. He should at least be under house arrest. And he definitely should not be allowed to speak publicly. Not after all the death threats and "swatting" incidents to so many public officials. People that have nothing to do with politics but much to do with justice. Where do these originate? Trump. It's obscene. And you hardly even hear about it in the news. What's up with that?

    • @ExpDevourer
      @ExpDevourer 8 месяцев назад +5

      Not to mention the elephant in the room. By no means should he even be allowed to run again after all the $#!t he pulled, he almost turned us into North Korea Murica Edition.

    • @maxmason6053
      @maxmason6053 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@marigeobrien Amen !!

    • @maxmason6053
      @maxmason6053 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@ExpDevourer Exactly.

    • @ianc2091
      @ianc2091 8 месяцев назад +1

      Vote

  • @tylerkochman1007
    @tylerkochman1007 8 месяцев назад +727

    Trump current promise that he’ll be “too busy for retribution” is less true than his 2016 promise that he’d be “too busy for golf”

    • @MrPhil1969
      @MrPhil1969 8 месяцев назад +42

      My first thought exactly

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye 8 месяцев назад +49

      He'll be too busy with his heavy "Executive time" schedule of watching TV and tweeting.

    • @markhernden9472
      @markhernden9472 8 месяцев назад +68

      They don't call him Agolf Shitler for nothing.

    • @darcyholleman9221
      @darcyholleman9221 8 месяцев назад +35

      That is hilarious! Agolf Shitler!

    • @neishacushing7280
      @neishacushing7280 8 месяцев назад +20

      That’s the first thing I thought of as well.

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 8 месяцев назад +1596

    I’ll never understand how anyone could look at Trump and what he’s done and think “That’s my guy. He’s such a good man. He should be president.”

    • @PhilLesh69
      @PhilLesh69 8 месяцев назад

      Lucky you that you don't have any loser friends or family. They love trump because it's like giving the finger to the system to vote for him. They are "bomb throwers" who want to implode the system.

    • @oobaka1967
      @oobaka1967 8 месяцев назад +250

      Not to mention how he was sent by god. People are absolute lunatics.

    • @pinkysimmsBMMM
      @pinkysimmsBMMM 8 месяцев назад

      go look at some of the comments on news outlets that are Trump geared. Habbis was claiming it was already decided before they walked in and of course they believed her.

    • @paulvamos7319
      @paulvamos7319 8 месяцев назад +140

      ​@@oobaka1967 They think he's Jesus for Christ sakes! 😂

    • @erinball7781
      @erinball7781 8 месяцев назад +88

      What's sad is I know exactly why.... says the Nebraskan recovering fundamentalist Christian

  • @BlackstoneMalone
    @BlackstoneMalone 8 месяцев назад +65

    An ad of Trump trying to sell a gold coin with himself on it popped up before this video. He said God needs me right now. He needs your help to allow me to save this country. So give me your money....😂 what a con man criminal! We can't let him near power! Lock him up!!!

    • @thorstenguenther
      @thorstenguenther 8 месяцев назад

      I am pretty sure the Poopypants Pinochet doesn't sell gold coins they are gold plated at best - as fake as his teeth and his hair.

    • @keltonscott734
      @keltonscott734 8 месяцев назад

      Agreed 💯, He Stinks 🤧‼️

    • @XZITT
      @XZITT 8 месяцев назад

      Make sure to Vote. Best thing you can Do

  • @paulheads8101
    @paulheads8101 8 месяцев назад +11

    For Trump to stay with facts was too much to ask of him.

  • @ARIXANDRE
    @ARIXANDRE 8 месяцев назад +2

    "A big bird, strong bird came to me, tears running down his weird beak." 😂😂😂

  • @zachthompson5125
    @zachthompson5125 8 месяцев назад +71

    So how about we lock him up?

    • @comfyrock1758
      @comfyrock1758 8 месяцев назад +3

      Nice slogan. That could catch on. 😅

    • @greebj
      @greebj 8 месяцев назад

      If Presidents can't do crimes, Biden bloody well should order his arrest. And order an illegal seizure of all his stuff too by executive order. And threaten any judges and politicians against him with the same. Why not, it's not illegal if a President does it?

    • @tomr3422
      @tomr3422 8 месяцев назад

      Its only special because Jidges, AGs and DAs treat it as if it is- Any one with a little money or political connections the laws dont apply, only the lowly common folks should fear breaking the laws. Shout out to M Garland for refusing to even investigate those that planned the attack on the country, A Bragg for killing off a case already a year in and then claimming he is restarting it, cant forget Engron for all the final, final, final warnings.

    • @thomasbraeking6225
      @thomasbraeking6225 8 месяцев назад

      This suit will probably not only destroy his "empire" of smoke and mirrors but will also destroy the mythos he's built out of bullshit.
      He'll have to post the judgement amount in escrow before he can appeal.

  • @HairynosedWombat163
    @HairynosedWombat163 8 месяцев назад +30

    I don't know much about law but isn't this contempt of court? He does it over and over and yet he's yet to be punished.!

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 8 месяцев назад

      He has been sanctioned twice before with easy fines. $1000 and $5000 I think. That's pocket change to him. Meanwhile the judge and his family are receiving death threats and coincidentally on the day of closing arguments a bomb threat at his house!

    • @tomr3422
      @tomr3422 8 месяцев назад

      Its only special because Jidges, AGs and DAs treat it as if it is- Any one with a little money or political connections the laws dont apply, only the lowly common folks should fear breaking the laws. Shout out to M Garland for refusing to even investigate those that planned the attack on the country, A Bragg for killing off a case already a year in and then claimming he is restarting it, cant forget Engron for all the final, final, final warnings.

  • @alias093001
    @alias093001 8 месяцев назад +61

    Perfect. Trump keeps using that word. I don't think it means what he thinks it means.

  • @InformationLiesAtTheEdges
    @InformationLiesAtTheEdges 8 месяцев назад +4

    It's great how Seth caught himself from breaking the 4th wall when pointing at the graphic of Virginia and W. Virginia, and then promptly broke the 4th wall by showing the audience what he almost did, and then correcting his almost-mistake by again breaking the 4th wall and sliding his chair behind the graphic so that he could point directly to W. Virginia from the other side. Chef's kiss. 😚Seth is a master of inclusiveness. 😉😄

  • @oscargr_
    @oscargr_ 8 месяцев назад +4

    The part after @2:30 , about how strange it is when reporters read out what Trump has said, is so accurate.
    Because the vocabulary is exactly Trunpian, nobody in the history of speaking speaks like that, its tremendous.

    • @MaruBlanca-w2s
      @MaruBlanca-w2s 8 месяцев назад

      Supporters of Trump are destroying our cities and causing our hoods to be a 3rd world country! Biden 2024!

  • @jweezyyy
    @jweezyyy 8 месяцев назад +262

    Trump is the kinda person you get when you raise your kids giving them everything they want and not teach them responsibility, kindness, manners, and to tell the truth. Trumps father was a real piece of work I bet.

    • @rastus666
      @rastus666 8 месяцев назад +24

      He taught #DiaperDon everything he knows, and also got dementia by the time he was DD’s age.

    • @johngrayatkinson1214
      @johngrayatkinson1214 8 месяцев назад

      He was a horrible racist slum lord who got rich from booze, ripping people off , and straight up stealing.
      Fred Trump. Look him up

    • @stefanfrankel8157
      @stefanfrankel8157 8 месяцев назад +13

      He also gave him his Alzheimer's gene.

    • @CherylRitenburg-do9og
      @CherylRitenburg-do9og 8 месяцев назад +13

      He was. Read Mary Trump's book if you haven't.

    • @hew195050
      @hew195050 8 месяцев назад +11

      They were emotionally unavailable. Therein lies the childhood trauma.

  • @ShadowOfANightmare-X23
    @ShadowOfANightmare-X23 8 месяцев назад +49

    The prosecutor has the same type of smug victory face I get after I win in Call Of Duty Multiplayer after one of the players, trash talk me the whole game, and listening to them rage quit after I won the match 😂😂😂😂

  • @Brandon-ml2zw
    @Brandon-ml2zw 8 месяцев назад +53

    I love his “interviews.” They’re always like “Mr. Trump, you’re so amazing, you’re doing so many great things, but how do you feel about people that think you’re doing too much good?”

  • @reginafris6822
    @reginafris6822 8 месяцев назад +1

    "He had a country desk and he had a business desk, right next to each other." Face palm quote of the week.

  • @joshuacovert5911
    @joshuacovert5911 8 месяцев назад +7

    How is this even possible that he might win. How. Wtf is going on!? This blows my mind. How can people justify putting trump in office again. FFS!

  • @richardbaldwin1097
    @richardbaldwin1097 8 месяцев назад +42

    Photoshopped on a bike is the only way you'd find Trump on a bike.

  • @davedee6745
    @davedee6745 8 месяцев назад +455

    Even if George Washington was a criminal, it doesn't mean Trump can't be a criminal. It's not like we can only have one criminal every 220 years.

    • @georgejones3526
      @georgejones3526 8 месяцев назад

      Trump will tell you that he is the only president in history who was NOT a crook.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 8 месяцев назад

      trump is really jealous of GW owning slaves.

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk 8 месяцев назад

      Donald Trump doesn't even own very many slaves, and he never bull whips them...

    • @patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558
      @patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@chonqmonkwell it ain't over till the church lady sings... We'll see

    • @TheUluxian
      @TheUluxian 8 месяцев назад +52

      @@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558 It's already over...He lost
      This was summarily decided weeks ago..
      All these hearings have been for is to tally up the bill

  • @paulkeith5000
    @paulkeith5000 8 месяцев назад +70

    The guy who once said that he would be "too busy" being President to play golf is now saying that he'd be "too busy" being President to take retribution? Well, perhaps he meant that he'd be "too busy" playing golf to take retribution...but I doubt it. He'd find the time for that...and for playing golf.

    • @kindabluejazz
      @kindabluejazz 8 месяцев назад +5

      Absolutely! We've heard this lie before. Fool them once, twice, three times and they're a true Trump supporter.

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye 8 месяцев назад +2

      Not to mention his "executive time" every day watching television and tweeting.

    • @SonOfRamenEgg
      @SonOfRamenEgg 8 месяцев назад

      To get really productive he should commision Golf Cart One - tech specs include: a gold plated portable toilet and a 5G connected tablet to post important stuff while doing the business... not the people's business - his tired butthole business.

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 8 месяцев назад

      And KFC, of course...

    • @frankcope6932
      @frankcope6932 8 месяцев назад

      And McWannabe a burger shack

  • @TheMonroemomma
    @TheMonroemomma 8 месяцев назад

    The best part of Friday morning is this.

  • @c016smith52
    @c016smith52 8 месяцев назад +13

    I think “reading a menu in a language you don’t speak” should absolutely be a recurring bit!!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 8 месяцев назад +173

    How to anger and alienate people. Trump’s rant attacking the prosecutor and I assume the judge (who already decided is Trump guilty of fraud) will no doubt destroy any leniency he’ll get. 🤞

    • @paulvamos7319
      @paulvamos7319 8 месяцев назад +1

      He doesn't care, he will just file bankruptcy again! 😢 No justice for us!

    • @helenwheels3341
      @helenwheels3341 8 месяцев назад +10

      He's ALWAYS treated with kit gloves. He'll get off easy. As usual

    • @danielgregory3295
      @danielgregory3295 8 месяцев назад +19

      Another violation of his gag order..😮

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@helenwheels3341 I built a pair of gloves with a glove kit too.

    • @jodyjm13
      @jodyjm13 8 месяцев назад

      And he'll use that as "proof" that the "Deep State" is out to get him because he's the only one able to protect the common man, so he really needs that $75 donation in order to keep fighting for everyday patriotic Americans, and if you donate in the next hour you'll even get one of his fresh new incompetent Photoshop portraits, er, investment-grade NFTs! (Just ignore that long rambling paragraph in tiny, pale pastel type at the bottom of the webpage that tells you which box to check to prevent the donation from being a recurring, twice-monthly charge. You don't want to check that box anyway, it would be unpatriotic.)

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x 8 месяцев назад +396

    As usual when Trump speaks it's like watching a Car crash into a Dumpster Fire....You just can't look away.

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 8 месяцев назад +17

      You just can't keep giving an attention seeker/narcissist that reinforcement.

    • @dap9387
      @dap9387 8 месяцев назад +8

      I can look, but Not Listen!!

    • @HermitLady
      @HermitLady 8 месяцев назад +6

      I just keep waiting to hear him crap his pants … again. 😂

    • @brad3706
      @brad3706 8 месяцев назад

      ​@cherlyn1221when I look at Trump, I see a fat man wearing a hardshell compression girdle, and every once in a while, his handlers run out of topself Depends and run around to the dollar store for their Kind of Reliables..... You can see the outline.... who changes those? Does Trump wash himself? How can he even reach down there? Does he have pressure washers and power tools for the task?

    • @TheUluxian
      @TheUluxian 8 месяцев назад +5

      It becomes SOOO much better when you mute it, put it on 2X speed, and play the Benny Hill theme song over it...
      Try it...

  • @THE_CDN
    @THE_CDN 8 месяцев назад +2

    Can't wait for the inevitable Corrections spot where somebody says, "Uh, the air is actually sucked out of a plane not blown.", or vice versa. And then Seth says, "I guarantee this jackal both sucks and blows!"

  • @towgunr
    @towgunr 8 месяцев назад +1

    Remember when Trump said he wouldn't have time to be on the Golf Course and then it looked like he was there every other day.

  • @ChaCha-pj5ht
    @ChaCha-pj5ht 8 месяцев назад +16

    Is time to move on.
    Vote vote vote 💙

  • @oobaka1967
    @oobaka1967 8 месяцев назад +25

    he won't have time for retribution just like he won't have time to play golf like he claimed in 2015.
    And we all know how few times he played golf **eyeroll**

  • @Leftatalbuquerque
    @Leftatalbuquerque 8 месяцев назад +11

    Somewhere along the way, society broke.

  • @xinixini1826
    @xinixini1826 8 месяцев назад +2

    "You don't need the Legal team, you need the Eagle Team"

  • @lynnegackstetter2779
    @lynnegackstetter2779 8 месяцев назад +1

    Remember when he said he wouldn't have time to golf in 2016😂😂😂 but he spent 5 day's a week golfing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SayAhh
    @SayAhh 8 месяцев назад +32

    He has so much contempt for the judicial branch...as a civilian. Imagine how ruthless he would be if he regains his position in the executive branch.

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 8 месяцев назад

      Trump would declare martial law the first day in office and sell out America on a silver platter to Putin on Day 2.

    • @dougeing6521
      @dougeing6521 8 месяцев назад +1

      Imagine all of the liars that put all of this together being rounded up for their turn in court!

  • @SonOfRamenEgg
    @SonOfRamenEgg 8 месяцев назад +32

    To trump: Washington also voluntarily pushed back against being named king or something similar (as was normal back in the day) and before term limits were a thing, didn't run for office after two terms as president.

  • @jcaashby3
    @jcaashby3 8 месяцев назад +14

    The dude can not go a day without lying. He said with a straight face the Exxon left New York to go to Texas because of Letitia James the New York AG. But the problem is.....EXXON left New York in 1989 (35 years ago) because of rising prices to operate and it was cheaper in TX.
    Letitia James had just gotten her law license in 1989!!!!

  • @jefscolnago
    @jefscolnago 8 месяцев назад +1

    "I won't have time for retribution. I'll be too busy."
    Just like, "I won't have time for golf. I'll be too busy."

  • @rodbenson5879
    @rodbenson5879 8 месяцев назад +1

    As a non American looking on, the Republican party have truly gone insane. Very, very worrying when there is only a 2 pary system.

  • @freda2758
    @freda2758 8 месяцев назад +11

    DA James walked out of that courtroom with the biggest smile her face. It's safe to assume it was a good day.

  • @kurtshantz5279
    @kurtshantz5279 8 месяцев назад +26

    I just now realized that all of Trump's speeches are his own version of "At this Point in the Broadcast".

    • @j_d333
      @j_d333 8 месяцев назад

      Dimly calculated gibberish.

  • @robertshields4160
    @robertshields4160 8 месяцев назад +19

    He won't have time for retribution?
    Didn't he also say he wouldn't have time to go golfing during his first term?
    He spent a HUGE amount of time golfing!

    • @lorraine7056
      @lorraine7056 8 месяцев назад +2

      And a huge amount of our tax dollars doing it, while enriching himself by charging triple for his security detail's food and lodging!!!

  • @KittySnicker
    @KittySnicker 8 месяцев назад

    “Big bird, strong bird, tears in his eyes…” 😂

  • @ALLENCEE4
    @ALLENCEE4 8 месяцев назад +1

    “Big bird - strong bird, tears pouring down his beady little eyes and onto his wired little beak…” 😂 🤣😂😅

  • @foulchild
    @foulchild 8 месяцев назад +90

    What Trump said about retribution is exactly what he said about golf when he was running against Hilary. He said he wouldn't have time for golf like Barack......he ended up being the most expensive president for American tax payers specifically because of how much golf he liked playing while in office.

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 8 месяцев назад

      Trump spent $200 million dollars on golf in 4 years on his own course into his own pocket.

    • @jenniferjaurigue9660
      @jenniferjaurigue9660 8 месяцев назад

      And yet he still has supporters, aka, fellow, TRAITORS!

    • @lynnegackstetter2779
      @lynnegackstetter2779 8 месяцев назад

      He bankrupted the budget for secret service in 2 years and Republicans had to increase the secret service budget twice. So that's where taxpayers money went. Well that and tax breaks for the wealthy. tRump added more to the national debt than all presidents combined in American history.

  • @missmindy3803
    @missmindy3803 8 месяцев назад +17

    Best coverage of politics, and I say that with tears in my eyes, never seen anything like it in history.

  • @donpasulka
    @donpasulka 8 месяцев назад +14

    Mar-A-Lardo got his diapers in a bunch. 🤡

  • @JonEnowhere
    @JonEnowhere 8 месяцев назад +3

    I love how “sleepy, dementia ridden” Joe is also somehow a gangster, criminal mastermind with the DOJ and Trump-appointed judges in his pocket. Bought a whole Uhaul and cut the top off to move that goal post

  • @stephengibbs8342
    @stephengibbs8342 8 месяцев назад +1

    the moderators in future debates should insist on mute buttons for the microphones
    that way there would be no more talking over each other or over their allotted time

  • @dianephillips3135
    @dianephillips3135 8 месяцев назад +14

    How can
    Americans vote for ANY of these clowns?

    • @kristinaeistrat6516
      @kristinaeistrat6516 8 месяцев назад

      Staffage figures for subversive organised power shifters behind the scene

  • @EsmereldaPea
    @EsmereldaPea 8 месяцев назад +10

    I find myself saying at almost every clip of Trump talking "what the hell is he talking about?"

    • @MickeyMousePark
      @MickeyMousePark 8 месяцев назад +1

      this is interesting..when he became president in 2016 everytime he would speak in the white house press room ..afterwards all networks left and right wing would spend hours trying to figure what he was talking about... It became choose your own Adventure.....8 years later still doing it....
      He was the first president in my lifetime that needed an translator even when he was speaking english...

    • @EsmereldaPea
      @EsmereldaPea 8 месяцев назад

      @@MickeyMousePark - it's just gotten so much worse!

  • @ryanrobnett8189
    @ryanrobnett8189 8 месяцев назад +17

    Completely missed opportunity to draw the parallel between "I won't have time to golf" and "I won't have time for retribution", in my humble opinion!

    • @dianep6791
      @dianep6791 8 месяцев назад

      "IT" gives comedians too much material to choose from.

  • @ianmacfarlane1241
    @ianmacfarlane1241 8 месяцев назад +2

    "Big man, strong man, tears running down his face" needs to be a t shirt

    • @MaruBlanca-w2s
      @MaruBlanca-w2s 8 месяцев назад

      Supporters of Trump are destroying our cities and causing our hoods to be a 3rd world country! Biden 2024!

  • @Styphon
    @Styphon 8 месяцев назад +1

    It's always great when the Good Guys get the Villain to begin Monologuing.

  • @deborahbarnes6741
    @deborahbarnes6741 8 месяцев назад +9

    "Not going to have time for retribution."??? Like you did not have time to golf in your first term????

  • @ritafranco3020
    @ritafranco3020 8 месяцев назад +34

    I don’t know what I want to hear more of Trump lying his face off in court or the final sentence Chris Christie’s Hot Mic!

    • @seffishestopal5950
      @seffishestopal5950 8 месяцев назад +5

      Why not both?

    • @ritafranco3020
      @ritafranco3020 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@seffishestopal5950 definitely both!

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover 8 месяцев назад +2

      I could Christie because we can guess the type of stuff Trump would say.

  • @sunshine4sue2
    @sunshine4sue2 8 месяцев назад +38

    💁 He's robbing from poor people to give to a rich man! 🕊️ How can say they can't afford to buy gas or groceries, then turn around and send this man
    money💰!!??

    • @Collector261
      @Collector261 8 месяцев назад +5

      Behold a ''Billionaire'' who begs for money far more than a Homeless vagrant.

    • @jojolouis
      @jojolouis 8 месяцев назад +4

      Because he's a god in their eyes and they firmly believe "everything" will be fine with their lives after he gets elected!!!!! Talk about gullible!!!

    • @j_d333
      @j_d333 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@Collector261 You must mean 'beware'..., not "behold"...

  • @ryss1
    @ryss1 8 месяцев назад

    All these brave women reporters

  • @naujaral2131
    @naujaral2131 8 месяцев назад +2

    Very funny Closer look, they get better every time, thank you Seth

  • @shaynewhite1
    @shaynewhite1 8 месяцев назад +16

    "George Washington was a very rich man, people don't know that..." WHHAAAAT??? Millions of tourists who visit Mt. Vernon definitely know that. I guess Trump has never been? And does he really think we're that stupid?

    • @MrPhil1969
      @MrPhil1969 8 месяцев назад +1

      His loyal devotes are.

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 8 месяцев назад +2

      He thinks he's very smart. So, he thinks most people are dumber than himself 😮.

    • @productdesign9626
      @productdesign9626 8 месяцев назад +1

      It always means he just learnt some fact and assumes no-one else knows it because he didn't

  • @peregrinesmith1117
    @peregrinesmith1117 8 месяцев назад +15

    Why's he not in jail for contempt?

    • @Hadenufyet
      @Hadenufyet 8 месяцев назад +1

      Why is he not in prison for criminal negligence??

  • @andrewstevenson118
    @andrewstevenson118 8 месяцев назад +19

    Do people in the US still need photo ID to buy bread?

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 8 месяцев назад +1

      and you have to give a blood sample.

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@markmac2206 My wife - God love her - once went into a furniture store and asked if they had any stool samples. I couldn't speak for a few minutes.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 8 месяцев назад

      @@andrewstevenson118 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 literally on my side laughing!

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@markmac2206 Okay, so there's more. Americans use the term "rooting" for supporting a sports team. To the Commonwealth, this has a very different meaning. When watching the Superbowl, and American friend asked me if I "root" with my wife. I fell off my chair. 🙂

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 8 месяцев назад

      @@andrewstevenson118 😂😂 i admit i had to look that up to make sure.

  • @hilpei3675
    @hilpei3675 8 месяцев назад +1

    Someone tell DeSantis that a flag of bold colors is the PRIDE flag. What a dingus.

  • @danz58
    @danz58 8 месяцев назад +1

    he also said in 2016 he's not gonna have time to golf. LIAR, Lock Him Up.

  • @andrew24601
    @andrew24601 8 месяцев назад +15

    Hell yeah, I’m so glad y’all are back!!

  • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
    @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 8 месяцев назад +683

    Let's get our priorities straight:
    It is not trump who needs immunity.
    It is the World that needs immunity against trump.

    • @Miapetdragon69
      @Miapetdragon69 8 месяцев назад +35

      You could not be more correct... I couldn't have said it better myself. 😊

    • @karmaalstad5588
      @karmaalstad5588 8 месяцев назад +20

      Here here

    • @FTHRTime1
      @FTHRTime1 8 месяцев назад +24

      It's insane how at every turn he gets preferential treatment. Didn't agree to the conditions to be allowed to speak during closing arguments before the deadline, which the judge also pushed and still gets to speak?

    • @ritafranco3020
      @ritafranco3020 8 месяцев назад

      I’m not religious but if there is a God even She would want immunity against Trump!😂 this man needs to stfu & let us live in peace.🙏🏻

    • @stephaniebarrett6921
      @stephaniebarrett6921 8 месяцев назад +9

      absolutely

  • @gkramer1292
    @gkramer1292 8 месяцев назад +1

    Where's the imitation of Meatball Ron? Seth how could you leave that gem on the table?🎉

  • @davidwolfe7763
    @davidwolfe7763 8 месяцев назад +1

    Correct: That wasn't a city bike at 4:11. That was a road bike. The guy even has clipless pedals which you would never find on a city bike in NYC

  • @eunicekalu8965
    @eunicekalu8965 8 месяцев назад +15

    Tomorrow is Corrections Day!!!!!! But for tonight: It’s Time For A Closer Look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @TheeDavidDee
    @TheeDavidDee 8 месяцев назад +109

    Ah yes, imagine thinking billionaires are victims in literally any available context

    • @ShinyTillDawn
      @ShinyTillDawn 8 месяцев назад +7

      My super pacs!!

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk 8 месяцев назад +13

      Well he's a fake billionaire and he's a fake victim, so at least he's consistent on this.

    • @parrisprice5892
      @parrisprice5892 8 месяцев назад

      ​@chonqmonk also a fake businessman, fake Christian ,fake patriot...dump is a TOTAL FRAUD

    • @CliffPerkins-f6z
      @CliffPerkins-f6z 8 месяцев назад

      With this imaginary all encompassing deep state conspiracy anything's possible and everything is impossible.

    • @veronicastewart1112
      @veronicastewart1112 8 месяцев назад +1

      Pssssst, he's NOT a billionaire.

  • @adamarket
    @adamarket 8 месяцев назад +42

    Trump, "I'll be too busy to revenge myself on my many, many enemies." I also remember when he said he'd be too busy to play golf as President then spent a full year of his 4 year presidency doing what? Playing golf.

    • @mbshick
      @mbshick 8 месяцев назад

      Sort of. If you can call what he does playing golf.

    • @elibnem4126
      @elibnem4126 8 месяцев назад +1

      That's not even an exaggeration, he literally golfed for an entire year.
      Then you can probably chalk up another year in parties and overpriced dinners.

  • @davidlundquist1979
    @davidlundquist1979 8 месяцев назад +1

    I don't think Trump knows what "perfect" actually means any more than he knows how magnets work.

  • @BrinnerDang
    @BrinnerDang 8 месяцев назад +25

    Trump claims he won't have time for retribution. He made the same claim regarding how little golf he would play and ended up spending more time on the course than the greenskeepers...

  • @paperbagbrown1326
    @paperbagbrown1326 8 месяцев назад +29

    Would you be comfortable with the current president doing what the previous president did?

  • @Pucknuckle
    @Pucknuckle 8 месяцев назад +17

    "I won't have time for retribution." Yet in 2016 Trump also said he won't have time for golf after all his criticism of Obama playing golf, and then proceeded to play almost as much golf in 4 years as Obama did in 8 years.

  • @drewroberts139
    @drewroberts139 8 месяцев назад

    Good production and well presented. Thank you for uplading!

  • @Seldomane
    @Seldomane 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Ron depampers?" Oh cmon, Ron DePantless is right there.

  • @tjg2358
    @tjg2358 8 месяцев назад +14

    I also can’t believe that people who got zip in his 4 miserable years are paying for his lawyers. His time is soon to be up hopefully.

  • @jasondickey7258
    @jasondickey7258 8 месяцев назад +10

    Seth Meyers is hillarious.

  • @amymason156
    @amymason156 8 месяцев назад +53

    At this rate they could just sentence Trump to 30 years of complaining about how unfair the world is to him and they wouldn't need to put him in prison, just take away the cameras and he'd lock himself up doing it.

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 8 месяцев назад

      No cameras, no access to phones or tv ( I doubt he operate a laptop)