“If punching sharks is to result in victory then you must punch sharks! Sun Tzu said that, and I think he knows a little more about it than you do pal because he invented it! And he perfected it so that no man could best him in the SPC! Then he used his shark punching money to buy TWO of every shark, then he hearded them onto a boat, and then he punched the crap out of every single one. And that is why everywhere with a lot of sharks in one place it’s called a BEATING! UNLESS IT’S A MURDER!” - Soldier tf2, shark punching expert (probably)
Things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do: Dr. Bright may not tell new hires that this organization is dedicated to and named the “Shark Punching Center” This also feels like a Cave Johnson moment
If you did this in a Australian accent then I would belive that this was a group founded by saxson hail so he can have people punch fish into extinction
If there are 1 million shark punchers, i am one of them. if there are 10 shark punchers, i am one of them. if there is only 1 shark puncher, that one is me. if there are no shark punchers, then i cease to exist. if the whole world is against punching sharks, i am against the world. till my last breath, i support punching sharks.
What in the world did I just watch that was hilarious and plus why would you want to punch a shark don't make the shark mad with you that's not very smart
So from what I understand, the Shark Punching Centre started as a joke about the misspelling of ‘SCP’ as ‘SPC.’ Nowadays it’s one of the longest running jokes on the entire SCP Wiki.
Rule 34 : Dr bright is NOT ALLOWED to release any in-foundation tape that contains supposed information for the "Shark punching center" -The ethics committee
In an alternate universe where the 05 absolutely fucking hate sharks:
Secure Contain and Punch
Shark Punching Centre
Edit: I am now confused why I made this comment
is this a meme
@@altalt1895 yes ??? ofc ???
This is actually canon. I am not kidding, this is true.
I don’t know why people are joking about this, Punching Sharks is a very high paying job in that sub branch of the SCP foundation
"Once a shark is punched it cannot be un-punched again"
- Sun Tzu
Art of punching sharks
Once a life is taken, no stand can bring it back
People die when they are killed.
“If punching sharks is to result in victory then you must punch sharks! Sun Tzu said that, and I think he knows a little more about it than you do pal because he invented it! And he perfected it so that no man could best him in the SPC! Then he used his shark punching money to buy TWO of every shark, then he hearded them onto a boat, and then he punched the crap out of every single one. And that is why everywhere with a lot of sharks in one place it’s called a BEATING! UNLESS IT’S A MURDER!” - Soldier tf2, shark punching expert (probably)
just shut up and take my free like
Yeah, seems about right
Lol
*chef's kiss*
RIP soldier ):
Title: Welcome to the Shark Punching Centre
Me: *_Oh no. Not this again._*
I just image a toxic dude doing this:
"Ez ez"
"Get guuuuud"
"Imagine being this trash"
"So ez"
Shark:STOP, IM REPORTING YOU FOR BEING TOXIC NOOB
Skill issue
Things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do: Dr. Bright may not tell new hires that this organization is dedicated to and named the “Shark Punching Center”
This also feels like a Cave Johnson moment
That's obvious
Or like a pastime alternative to teleporting bread.
Feels more like a Saxton Hale moment
@@amymesser6547 First the Yetis,then the sharks
Yeah, the spc is a different universe, you can't talk about them
wow the CK-class reality restructuring event really fucked the scp foundation up
Way underrated
I don't want to like your comment, it's on 69 now
I’ve watched this post over 10 times because it makes me laugh. I agree with you
Next:
PSC
PP Seperation Centre
chop chop
i don’t have pp…
@@ellasprep you are welcomr
@@ellasprep the pp seperation centre invented women
If you don't have a pp your getting a pp attached to you with surgery then we cut it of with giant garden clippers
still has references to the scp foundation like
“Shark Punching Centre = Secure Contain Protect” and the out line is similar to the scp foundation
Yeah,maybe it's because the GOI was made because people kept spelling scp wrong
SCP stands for Special Containment Procedures
GOD DANGIT DR BRIGHT
Rule 35: Doctor bright is NOT ALLOWED to create any tapes containing supposed "information" of the shark punching center
GOD FREAKING-
It’s all fun and games until Bright walks in with his chainsaw cannon
The shark chopping centre
this is the most shitposty SCP i know of, and its beautiful
Sharks: * exist *
The Shark-Punching-Centre: *You‘re going to brazil.*
Boy, that Reality Restructuring Event did a number on the channel. Thanks, CWC.
everything’s fun in games till somebody uses the explosive bat to beat sharks
For a foundation that contains literal gods,a shark punching centre sounds reasonable.
Lmao I was dying at the sun tzu part
"local Florida man joins SCP foundation"
I have no way of putting my current thoughts on this into emotion because there is no way to put this into emotions
PUNCHING SHARKS IS LOVE
PUNCHING SHARKS IS LIFE
“If you know your shark enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the results of 100 punches” - Sun Tzu Art of Shark Punching
0:20 *”evry god damn day”*
If you did this in a Australian accent then I would belive that this was a group founded by saxson hail so he can have people punch fish into extinction
pov: gru
Hey I remember when illumation wasn’t shit too!
If we gonna punch sharks, does scp 3760 included
Nice. Once again made an amazing video man!
Thanks! Glad you liked it! :)
In a way I was hoping “welcome to the shark punching centre” would be said in the same way as “welcome to the bread bank”
we sell punches
we sell throws
this is more then i expected and i respect that
In an universe where O5 hates sharks
*raises eyebrow with concern*
craziest workout in SCP fondation
no one solder or army is exercise punching shark
If the Scarlet King was a shark these lads would've already dealt with him a long time ago.
This is a great way to piss off Fizz..
This video is brought to you by Mann Co.
*when your not punching sharks your thinking of punching sharks*
....... um wow didn't think a alternative universe from scp wold be dedicated to..... punching shark's.
Seems like doctor bright is at it again
I always imagined this just being Saxton Hale.
And here I thought this was just a cover for the scp foundation but no they're their own organization
If there are 1 million shark punchers, i am one of them.
if there are 10 shark punchers, i am one of them.
if there is only 1 shark puncher, that one is me.
if there are no shark punchers, then i cease to exist.
if the whole world is against punching sharks, i am against the world.
till my last breath, i support punching sharks.
Time Traveller: *moves a chair*
The timeline: SPC Database
And their goals are beyond our understanding
It's time to punch sharks and punch more sharks, and I'm all not out of shark punches
this is high quality shitpost, holy shit
Well, time to punch sharks
How to survive in shark attack
1. Punch sharks
Time-traveler: Moves chair
The timeline:
Punch the sharks!!!! Punch the sharks! Not the King Shark,Freddy goddamnit.
If you do not punch the sharks you will be disrespected among the entire scp facility.
note there's an k scenario where the shark punching centre fails it's mission and the entire world ends
When you captured anomaly:
Anomaly: ugh im gonna be test
Human: nah you gonna be PUNCH SHARK
im making this into a gif and saving it in my photos so i can post it whenever somebody says scp
Shark punchers, LETS RISE AND PUNCH SOME FUCKIN' SHARKS!
Well time to punch sharks
Mobile Task Force Unit - Falmin 77, the Boxers
someone make it canon
*not again dr bright...*
This sounds like something gianni would do
What are we doing to the sharks again?
Imagine punching a sharknado! 🦈 🌪
i am going to send it to everyone who says SPC instead of SCP
I need it voiced by Duke Nukem. Right. Now.
shark centre of punching
if Dr. Bright was the O5-1:
the shark punching center is the most secretive foundation ever
What in the world did I just watch that was hilarious and plus why would you want to punch a shark don't make the shark mad with you that's not very smart
So from what I understand, the Shark Punching Centre started as a joke about the misspelling of ‘SCP’ as ‘SPC.’ Nowadays it’s one of the longest running jokes on the entire SCP Wiki.
@@SCPRealised o ok
@@SCPRealised *dr bright foudation.*
Rule 34 : Dr bright is NOT ALLOWED to release any in-foundation tape that contains supposed information for the
"Shark punching center"
-The ethics committee
You just punch the sharks
Punch the sharks!
guys i think we’re gonna be punching sharks
I think you gotta punch a shark.
This is punching sharks
The sharks: so ... you have chosen .... D E A T H
Hell yeah another Jaws movie
*side eyes anomalous wobbegong.*
I can't imagine doing this without cracking up 💀
I want to join this organization
"punch those fucking sharks"
The Shark Punching Center sounds part insane.
if tf2 soldier were to work for the scp foundation
We need an scp 2317 alert broadcast
ive got places to be and sharks to punch.
Sharks aren't as bad as we think
This gives me Caboose vibes
The 9 dislikes are from sharks
Uh oh, looks like I gotta get outta here.
SCP 682 will have a field day with this one.
The 5 dislikes are from the surviving sharks.
i have a feeling dr bright did this
You make cool videos.
Whats ur picture tho life what the flip bro
@@plantowfamtv9313 ?? speak more clear, I dont understand what you're trying to say
@@holddracc4241 Is ThIs BeTtEr
@@plantowfamtv9313 no need to act like that, I just wanted you to speak more clear
@@holddracc4241 what is your profile picture
THOSE DANG SHARKS
Hi i am a huge fan of sharks 🦈
God damn it bright!!
Gotta punch those sharks!
TiMe To PuNcH sHaRkS
Star Platinum is intrested.
Aw man, why are there so many videos against sharks :(
ANYWAYS very nice video.
I feel bad for sharks.
What did sharks do to these people
I'm convinced, to punch sharks I go!
Send this to Gawr Gura.