PoV: You're trying to sneak up on Sniper while he's lining up a shot from the window of a small attic. You have a knife in your hand and are ready to strike. The floorboards creak just a little under your weight, but it's enough. In a split second, Sniper turns around, knocks you over and pins you to the floor. His face is so close to yours that they're almost touching. He smiles as you realize that he's got a knife at your throat.
Just realized you got _pinned_ for a comment that describes being _pinned_ to the floor. Also, the only thing I can think of is Huntsman kills where the arrow pins the ragdoll to something. Sorry :3
This is actually all of the classes sexiest lines: Scout- "Come to daddy" Soldier- "C'mere sweetheart" Pyro- "mmmph mmph" Demoman- "Oh what's your name, ya pretty little thing Heavy- "Kiss me" Engineer- I don't really now.... Medic- "Prepare for your examination" Sniper- "Come to sniper, my little beauty" Spy- "E X C E L L E N T"
I wonder, just why the things they way they are: Spy, being a womaniser, doesn't have sexy voice lines. Sniper, being a piss-smelling loner bushman - has a few (sort of) erotic-sounding voice lines and that "now, doctor, now", that makes me a bit scared for our medic, tbh. How very ironic.
Sniper is a professional assassin. He would smell like piss if he was pissing in his room instead of jars. A car breaks down if it's too dirty. And since he's doing killing as a job, he's probably keeping some degree of hygiene. He probably smells more like sweat and gun powder than piss.
@@gwendolynsnyder463 sniper is a bushman. A hunter. Those guys cover themselves in their piss to mask their scent. Not to mention Jarate-making accidents. And Pyros refelcting jarate back at the guy. He reeks of it, rly.
@Issis Rafuse He's gonna want to snipe me. Can't do that when he has no line of sight to me. If he breaks my door down, I'll have plenty of time to prepare by hiding and arming myself with a knife.
true, but what's the point in coments like these? who even brought up overwatch? if you dislike something, that's fine, but no need to keep bringing it up
Andrew Zadworny I don’t get why people just hate Overwatch unconditionally, like yeah sure I like TF2 more but Overwatch isn’t bad, why do you think it got so popular?
@@michaelzhang7098 This is not hate on Overwatch, it is just statement that TF2's characters (are better) have better personality. I would say if you like both games you would still say that TF2 characters are better ( I am playing Overwatch now more than TF2, so I know what I am talking about)
PoV: You're trying to sneak up on Sniper while he's lining up a shot from the window of a small attic. You have your knife in your hand and are ready to strike. The unsuspecting sniper immediately looks up and starts to spastically spin around. You're confused and a bit scared, all till then a bullet coming from the madness of this atrocity, and it hits you dead in the head, right between your eyes. Then, right before you black out, you hear your team screaming and saying "blu, kick your bot!" and other complaining. You fade out and respawn, then you decide to go W+M1 pyro.
I am I the only person who wants the entire TF2 team have something like this orrrrr???? Edit: I should have realized I was gay sooner considering I wanted this
You know Sniper actually gave me an Aussie fetish for a while. Sat through all of the Crocodile Dundee movies because of him. My favorite is the first one, by the way. The first half almost feels like the beginning to a porno Edit: nevermind I actually watched it and it does not but it felt like it a long time ago
Despite being only pretty decent at Sniper (after several 100s of hours in Sniper), I’m a Sniper main. Honestly I just love to hear Sniper’s deep voice, some of his domination lines especially emphasize how he’s an efficient badass assassin
3:01 "I reckon you're gonna get real used to lookin' up at me" ME ON MY KNEES FOR SNIPER DADDY SJAHWJQKAHSJWIAIAU im sorry but im absolutely in love with this man
*Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there.*
![[TF2] Spy's low and sexy voice lines (from cute to seductive)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/eCppSyjKfAM/mqdefault.jpg)
![[TF2] Spy's low and sexy voice lines (from cute to seductive)](/img/tr.png)
PoV: You're trying to sneak up on Sniper while he's lining up a shot from the window of a small attic. You have a knife in your hand and are ready to strike. The floorboards creak just a little under your weight, but it's enough. In a split second, Sniper turns around, knocks you over and pins you to the floor. His face is so close to yours that they're almost touching. He smiles as you realize that he's got a knife at your throat.
Thank you so much for the heart! ☺
Peasme Hasselberg POV: you’re sneaking up on sniper and listen to him talk about unicorn power and ponies and you just.....walk away
@@Valeriefesben Wow. Way to kill the mood.
What the heck lmao
Just realized you got _pinned_ for a comment that describes being _pinned_ to the floor. Also, the only thing I can think of is Huntsman kills where the arrow pins the ragdoll to something. Sorry :3
sniper's rifle: headshot
sniper's voice: heartshot
...
*your not wrong tho*
SHERLOCK PFP!!!
fax my brother
I believe you mean backshot /j
He's so uncomfortably close to the mic it sounds like he's whispering into your ears
Sniper asmr
He sounds like he's having a passionate make-out session with the mic
my leg started twitching
Ikr lol
And I have soundproof headphones help-
Ironic how sniper goes from being: "𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓷𝓲𝓹𝓮𝓻, 𝓶𝔂 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓾𝓽𝔂."
To this: *"GOT YA YOU LARDASS!"*
broke: sexy TF2 lines
woke: p o o t i s
sitoop
extra woke: sexy TF2 lines with pootis
p o o t i s
@@Pootis-Spencer s i t o o p
Pootis
Me: *wet*
This is actually all of the classes sexiest lines:
Scout- "Come to daddy"
Soldier- "C'mere sweetheart"
Pyro- "mmmph mmph"
Demoman- "Oh what's your name, ya pretty little thing
Heavy- "Kiss me"
Engineer- I don't really now....
Medic- "Prepare for your examination"
Sniper- "Come to sniper, my little beauty"
Spy- "E X C E L L E N T"
And spy is supposed to be a lady’s man
@@frillydress yup, he already is actually, mate..
@@redsniperult1m4at33dgel0rd LOL
E X C E LL L E NT IM D E A D BRO
S E X E L L E N T
"Come to sniper, my little beauty" ALRIGHT THAT ONE GETS ME
MY PP
@@-aboodfrost-2779 I'm...aware of that yes
IM A MEDIC MAIN, WHEN HE SAID "Now, doctor, now " I HAD A FUCKING ANEURYSM
Timestamp?
@@finnthephrog 2:10
"Skill always beats luck, ya weasel"
*Gets random crit*
Ready this at the exact moment he said that
@@-aboodfrost-2779 Yes. And I meant to say a Joke. smh r/woooosh
@@MLGProMaster-tu9tz r/Ihavereddit
In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.
*looks at profile* ah yes I see you have taste
Objective: Be straight.
Obstacle: *Sniper.*
Objective: Be lesbian.
Obstacle: *Sniper.*
LITERALLY
Solution: Be Bisexual
*I agree dude.*
Obstacle is easy.
New obstacle : *medic*
NO-
I just realized how terrifying some of the mercs would be outside of TF2’s world.
well no shit, take a look at medic he’s sadistic as hell
@@TheBananamonger the engineer has the 2nd fastest reaction time according to when his sentry or such gets blown up. He’s beaten by a bug
Add Pyro to da list.
@@TheBananamonger sorry then, good chat!
@@Game_Sometimes oh my god are you obama
"Sniper will give you a good home darling"
Alright im sold.
90% off dicount
@@nataliab9317 #antigacha
No critical included
@@nataliab9317 * melts *
for the low, low price of F R E E 😩💕
Me: actually I already found myself a home in the dumpster, so thanks for the offer, but I’m good
"Come to Sniper, my little beauty."
I'm gonna die here.
We all will
@@frownyclowny6955 yeah that is true.
same,jfc
My fuckin heart
*he be sayin that to his daugther*
@@genjzee wait wot? Sniper has a daughter? Or did I just get wooooshed?
How to start questioning your sexuality, Valve edition:
I wonder, just why the things they way they are:
Spy, being a womaniser, doesn't have sexy voice lines.
Sniper, being a piss-smelling loner bushman - has a few (sort of) erotic-sounding voice lines and that "now, doctor, now", that makes me a bit scared for our medic, tbh.
How very ironic.
Sniper is a professional assassin. He would smell like piss if he was pissing in his room instead of jars. A car breaks down if it's too dirty. And since he's doing killing as a job, he's probably keeping some degree of hygiene. He probably smells more like sweat and gun powder than piss.
Spy niceguy?
@@gwendolynsnyder463 sniper is a bushman. A hunter. Those guys cover themselves in their piss to mask their scent. Not to mention Jarate-making accidents.
And Pyros refelcting jarate back at the guy. He reeks of it, rly.
@@williamsnekspeare3090 wdym?
@@TheDoomsdayzoner i dunno you downgraded sniper a ton and praised spy
Sniper: I reckon you'll get used to lookin' up at me.
Me: That can be interpreted a number of different ways.
Haha uhh why does this sound- u know what nevermind
@@stormystorm7549 👀😅
We thought the same I see
👁👄👁
shit shit shit shit shit shit SHIT SHIT *SHIT SHIT SHIT AAAAAAAA-*
( ｡ಠಿ//‸//ಠಿ｡)
2:37 “come to sniper my little beauty”
Yes sir 😳
That line makes my face red everytime
@@InqyKitti YEAH SAME,
PLeASE SOMEONE SEND HELP
@@nataliab9317 qwq
“GOTCHA NOW, LARDASS!!”
[0/////0]
Why am I still in Australia when my accent is sexy in America and here you’re called a bogan
Like Bulk Bogan?
Sealy I don’t get it the only bogan I know is Bulk Bogan
@@frownyclowny6955 Google is a thing
i love australian accent i could listen to it for hours
I had a stroke reading that
*easy pass to fail no nut November*
...
Soldier RIP Rick May Yes,R.I.P. Rick may.
mein god
This comment is so cursed that Soldier is disappointed in the comments beneath this one wow
Erika B ikr..
1:51 OOHOHOHO that slaps me on da knee
Eszter Németh nice
COMEDY
sandvich
(Insert sitcom laughter here)
Furry 😎
Sniper: One of the best in the business, scary, lethal, efficient, polite, plan to kill everyone he meets.
Also Sniper: Unicorn power...
XD love that line mate
It's confirmed, yall. Sniper's a brony.
@@Gacha_Copperya think it’d be pyro!
To be fair tho it still can be both
Man, I'm 16 and a guy, but Sniper's making me kick my feet and twirl my hair like a teenager girl.
SO REAL
I’m 16 and a girl so uh…accurate
As a teenage girl yeah that’s pretty much it
Relatable as hell, buddy
I feel you man
i search up tf2 fangirls as a joke and this is the second result i'm scared-
they are coming.
soon.
Is that the real Jotaro Kujo
Sookie, yes. i am the real jotaro kujo. please, for the love of god, help me.
Coward. We're coming for you now, start your death watch.
Jotaro what are you doing here
Thy thrist for this man is realest
edit: HOLY FUCK HOW DID THIS GET 1.2K LIKES WTF
Oh please, look at the thirst for medic and spy
M. Angelica
Is it too much to ask fir sniper,medic, and spy?
@@jellyme110_missinguwu2 The entire support class section is thirsted on by fangirls and honestly i don't blame them
M. Angelica
Fair enough
im so scared uncomfortable help
Thanks, RUclips, for knowing exactly what I was searching for.
apples
Implying you were searching for this in the first place. This is just in the recommendeds of a video I was watching lol
i searched up 'tf2 voice splice'
There is a market for every niche.
the last voice line is 'see you in five minutes'. now i'm just imagining sniper driving to my house at this very moment.
I think I've never closed the blinds to my window this fast before...
Simp
Bruh I am scared
@Issis Rafuse He's gonna want to snipe me. Can't do that when he has no line of sight to me. If he breaks my door down, I'll have plenty of time to prepare by hiding and arming myself with a knife.
@@ashketchum6222 I opened them
Medic, Sniper, and Spy have the thirstiest fans just because they’re mentally unwell 60% of the time lol
You're looking at one right here
I have only one braincell
Scout: hey fellas, c,mon! I'm the ladies man here!
Support class supremacy
Yeah, can confirm (as a thirsty ass fan)
This video has more character than entire overwatch hero lineup combined.
The pyro has more character than the entire Overwatch cast. AND HE JUST MUMBLES!
@@Chico_Julio Even I like Overwatch... But I completely agree, 9>32
true, but what's the point in coments like these? who even brought up overwatch? if you dislike something, that's fine, but no need to keep bringing it up
Andrew Zadworny I don’t get why people just hate Overwatch unconditionally, like yeah sure I like TF2 more but Overwatch isn’t bad, why do you think it got so popular?
@@michaelzhang7098 This is not hate on Overwatch, it is just statement that TF2's characters (are better) have better personality. I would say if you like both games you would still say that TF2 characters are better ( I am playing Overwatch now more than TF2, so I know what I am talking about)
snipers not even my number 1 favourite but my pants are off either way
EYUSUDHDNEGTNSKSGKSVZ- WHAT
What the fuckan
LMAO I RELATE
I mean... me too-
I FORGOT I WROTE THIS HAHHAHAHA THE REPLIES ARE HYSTERICAL
"You're gonna get real used to lookin up at me" 🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸🤨📸
Valve knew EXACTLY what they were doing with Sniper's lines.
Valve knew what the hell they were doing with sniper
“Psst....(laughs quietly)”
*that made me laugh and idk why*
It’s cause his laugh is kinda cute
What made me laugh was the word "Punter"
HE IS TAKING A PISS
timestamp please
@@bituin59080:07
This is coming from Jarate man.
*yet i like it*
tbh him throwing jars a' piss makes him more attractive to me -//-
Ze Amazing Dr. Yuni P I S S F E T I S H
@@TweakingFoxyou better feel embarrassed
@@TweakingFox w hat
@@TweakingFox Yo...I'm attracted to his voice,his looks,and personality. I never seen someone get attracted to someone because they throw piss
2:37 *faints*
*screaming*
I squealed at this for no reason
@@bignerddisorder I used my imagination
Now I need Medic to heal me, normal medicine wouldn't work
@@nataliab9317 #antigacha
@@nataliab9317 r/gachacringe
PoV: You're trying to sneak up on Sniper while he's lining up a shot from the window of a small attic. You have your knife in your hand and are ready to strike. The unsuspecting sniper immediately looks up and starts to spastically spin around. You're confused and a bit scared, all till then a bullet coming from the madness of this atrocity, and it hits you dead in the head, right between your eyes. Then, right before you black out, you hear your team screaming and saying "blu, kick your bot!" and other complaining. You fade out and respawn, then you decide to go W+M1 pyro.
AHAHAHAHQJALADNWKSKALLAKQLZKA
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Dude I just left a game of 2fort and feel like I just got put back in it
@@crimy7914 xD
Yeah, just piggyback off my success. It's not like it's unoriginal or anything.
Alternate title:
*“Sniper TF2 ASMR”*
I am I the only person who wants the entire TF2 team have something like this orrrrr????
Edit: I should have realized I was gay sooner considering I wanted this
😳
No your not alone
It's common to have 5 snipers in your team on casual
hehehe
Pyro ASMR
Can we all agrede that sniper is handsome, and the others too
Especially Pyro
@@frownyclowny6955 yeah
@@frownyclowny6955 ikr
@@frownyclowny6955 yeah
They all are symmetrical so yeah
me, a masochist: y e s shoot me please
I have found my people
finally, someone with a good taste
*Professionals have standards*
2:45
Ugh same tho.
If I could have anyone on earth, real or fictional kill me, it'd be sniper.
"I reckon you're gonna get *real* used to looking up at me..."
😳😳😳😳
@@Bisexual_Anti-Matter *dominated*
"I reckon you're gonna get real used to lookin' up at me," CRITICAL HIT
Why am I scared, yet kinda enjoying his voice??
"I reckon you're gonna get real used looking up at me"
Chris on a stick ;-;
Thats a good voice actor
Fear and arousal go hand in hand
“Feel good? Huh? Huh?”
2:39
I FUCGKNG CNAT BREYAHE HELP ME PLEDSE
*faints due to nose bleed*
hentai comfirmed
nope
@@darksoul8787 yes
i absolutely love the detail when they made sure all of sniper's voice lines had a quiet version for when he's scoped
*“I reckon you’re gonna get real used to looking up at me.”*
Me: *now wait a damn minute I- what the fu-*
AAAAaAaAAAH NO PLEASE NO!
I- I HAVE NO WORDS
😳😳😳
Remember, he pisses every like 20 seconds.
@@twin_towers_destroyer сука это самогон
ayo?
Surprisingly, there’s only one voice line that can be sexier than all of the others,
And that is...
*p o o t i s*
This is NOT like the meet the sniper short
Snipers low and sexy voice lines: *G’day*
2:37
“Come to Sniper, my little beauty.”
Me: Okay 🥺
LOL I DISCOVERED THESE VIDEOS TOO LARE
Late*
I can't get his deep,raspy, and sexy voice out of my head. fack not again
"Sniper asmr doesn't exist it cant hurt you"
Sniper asmr:
@zombie19086I don't think I can get myself straight for long
The daily trouble sniper is that his voice just constantly sounds seductive cause of the growl and low tone 😭😭😭 there’s no escaping this
2:40 "How's that bullet feel? Feel good? Huh? Huh?"
Me: 🥵
Now replace bullet with something else-
Yall 💀😭
*insert GMFU meme music here*
@silversanity1552 I thought of a gun bullet tbh-
@@GlitchyHalo Gun bullet
I love how half these lines are just whispers of lines he shouts after blowing someone's head off their damn shoulders
well boys we did it
my heterosexuality is no more
Dunno why this was recommended to me, but it's given me some very mixed feelings
Rogue Reaver me too man, don’t know why I clicked on this
Sleepin-bugz64 we all know why we all clicked on this
@@frownyclowny6955 *laughs in Communism*
Same
tf was this in my recommended
I mean I’m not mad but still
RUclips is calling you out
Same
Same
Not much people come becuase recommended,becuase most people are tf2 players
**Look ‘ere pumpkin head, you’re all done**
What awesome delivery 👏
Wonder who watched this just to send it to that one girl in their friend group that literally drools over sniper
🖐
that happened to me Qwq
Of course I know her, she’s me.
I send this in as a way to convince people because wow I am a Sniper fanboy
It was probably my friend group lol
Dude could say the most downright horrible things to me and I'd be like a highschool teenage girl talking to her friend on the phone about her crush.
"take a gander at this little princess..."
my favorite nickname is princess so that made me blush hard...
...
Soldier RIP Rick May rip
Imagine having a nickname-
these people wildin
@@butterh2 pandemic did a really huge blow to humanity
“Come to sniper, my little beauty”
I felt like I was punched on my stomach and created a hole. Holy fucking shit.
You became kakyoin
This is how I know I’m *turned on* turned on by someone, when my stomach fucking drops at something
After work, on a train, giggling to this as a grown man
TF2 when my mom walks in:
2:48
“I’m just getting warmed up. I’m not done yet, not by a loooong shot.”
You know Sniper actually gave me an Aussie fetish for a while. Sat through all of the Crocodile Dundee movies because of him.
My favorite is the first one, by the way. The first half almost feels like the beginning to a porno
Edit: nevermind I actually watched it and it does not but it felt like it a long time ago
What am I supposed to do with this information
lol?
dude what the fuck
I am a woman, but like, I don't mind being called dude. I prefer "dude" over "it"
By the way there is in fact crossover porn involving a three-way between Crocodile Dundee, sniper, and Saxton Hale. I found it because of reasons
hey guys just a quick update: I will make a spy video soon because I know you’re waiting for it ;)
Nice M8
AHUHEFUIFHISHAF THANK YOU!!!!
beefmachine well too bad for you then :)
S E X C E L L E N T
can't wait for Spy to speak crossaint in my ears 😂
Thank you. I love you.
😳❤️
oh boy "i reckon you're gonna get real good at lookin' up at me." I WILL BE OVER HERE HAVING A HEART ATTACK
"I'm just getting warmed up"
SO DO I-
Thank you for this I REALLY needed this
That SCP-1977 is Bloody SPY!
2:10
Uh...Medic, you have some explaining to do-
The bullet one at 2:39
I just-
I can't.
(innuendo intensifies)
As a bisexual, sniper is literally the hottest fictional character.
Despite being only pretty decent at Sniper (after several 100s of hours in Sniper), I’m a Sniper main. Honestly I just love to hear Sniper’s deep voice, some of his domination lines especially emphasize how he’s an efficient badass assassin
3:01 "I reckon you're gonna get real used to lookin' up at me"
ME ON MY KNEES FOR SNIPER DADDY SJAHWJQKAHSJWIAIAU im sorry but im absolutely in love with this man
Who aint tbh-
_“I reckon you’re gonna get real used to lookin’ up at me”._
*WAIT HOLD UP-*
No please
Don't do this to me. I'm already fanning over medic now sniper to lol
Oh no, my mind
3:29 See you in five minutes.
GAH-
*5 minutes later*
hAAG
ayo you good?- don't tell me Sniper got you
"Come to Sniper, my little beauty" IM GONNA DIE OGMGMG GIGGLING AND KICKING LEGS RN
OMG SAME AAAAA
Friggin' supports and their voices. Spy I can understand, but the jar man and the high-pitch doctor? Absolutely stunning.
AND THE FACT SPY GOT THE LEAST VIEW OF THE THREE--
I had no idea Sniper was this wild lmao
*Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there.*
Read that in a sniper voice and I just imagine him saying this to the people watching this video.
Did you know Kaz was voiced by Medic's VA
yes i am going to get used to looking up at you
HAHAAH
Let’s do this again... see you in five minutes ...
durmance: Siri set a timer for five minutes
I’m sorry mate I read the description good video lmao
OMG
Voice recognition and Aussie accents just don't mix... or Siri's a Sniper fangirl too.
Peasme Hasselberg do u even play tf2?
@@HuntedHuntsmen Yes, I do. Why do you ask?
Peasme Hasselberg good you have excellent taste strange you didn’t get the joke tho lol
suddenly im holding the phone with my left hand
same here
Every time I die and it zooms in, freezes on my killer and stops the sounds I always hear him whisper in game.
3:01 i'm not gay, but-
@minty freckle I got dirty thoughts from this
I am and I will.
Dawg I'm Lesbian but that has me so giddy rn 🤭🤭
he may have a piss jar but i still love him as a comfort character
“Use your imagination.”
Am scared
Mom come pick me up I'm scared
I clicked on this video because I thought it would be an ironic joke.
I was wrong, apparently.
2:41 is, by far, my favorite part
2:10
Medic: *traumatized*
I don’t understand-
@@sarahsinn2348 yeah i know, i make bad jokes.
@@pedrommanzi2409 no no, you’re not the only one that said this and that’s the thing- i’m the one that’s stupid here i’m just tryna understand ;-;
@@sarahsinn2348 ok
Sniper x Medic shippers: *oh yeah, it’s all coming together*
One of the best feelings in the world: getting a couple consecutive kills then hearing Sniper snicker in your ear
"I reckon you're gonna get real used to lookin up at me"
SIR IF YOU ONLY KNEW THE SHIT RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND RIGHT NOW HOO BOY
“I reckon you’re gonna get real used to lookin’ up at me”
GODDAMNIT FUGGIN COME ON DUDE THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING-
0:15 it's official, Sniper's a brony
he should not be able to distract me midgame with these lines
The reason Sniper is single (despite all evidence wanting to prove otherwise) is because he’s in a committed relationship with his current profession
No it's course he's in a committed relationship with me
*psst kid, you! yes you, c'mon here*
....
*hippity hoppity you are now a simp for sniper!*
i giggle everytime i listen to this i need him im literally a grown woman
I’m literally a man and do this