Lil sis, you have a super cute nose, I'd leave it alone or do something small. Doesn't matter we love you jewelry or not, makeup or not. Gonna be praying for you as you enter the holidays. Grief is hard. Hugs from Auntie.
@@j.t.7671 right??? Please be more specific, sir.😅😂 Also, OP, i appreciate you postin that/clearing it up. I learn somethin new everyday, very refreshing.
@@reeba4824 see, see, see, the name represents how he is REALLY at war WITH HIMSELF because of how he has perpetuated the war in the COMMUNITY with the drugs. It’s deeper than it looks, you gotta really think about it 🧠
I remember when I first found Bad Movies & A Beat. I thought "it's fine, I'll probably just watch this one video and never go back to it." Now I've seen every video in the playlist twice and am here two minutes after a new drop. Kennie J.D. has got me hooked!
I was gonna say maybe it’s an exploration of mental illness, and we’re confused, because we’re experiencing the story from the unreliable perspective of the main character. That may be a generous view, but kinda makes sense, no?
What a ride... Apparently the director has been the second second assistant director for some Tyler Perry productions. So we have Tyler Perry to blame for this somehow...
This is about a person who is in constant purgatory. Plagued by visions or happenings that repeat endlessly to torment the main character. Over and over they experience repeating battles between good and evil. The stories are the same. The stories are different. But always, a battle in their mind. And on saturdays she records it while putting on makeup.
I watched it too and feel like there are a few good ideas in here but if they were all fleshed out fully there would be like 4 movies. Maybe a whole series? It’s a lot for one movie.
as much as we have a silly fun time laughing at these movies, I did appreciate that message about trying to make stuff anyway. it's not the end of the world to be bad at something but still enjoy doing it. go ahead and make that bad movie! hollywood is gonna do it too, with an even bigger budget so, whatever!👏🏾 ......but who the hell wants to get a lap dance while their parent is in the same room🤢
I'm disappointed that That guy is VOLDEMORT & SHAKESPEARE's nephew. He got a shit role & his acting may improve later. But not while he's playing Harden. I guess his 2 uncles got all the acting talent in the family for a few generations. Tsk Tsk. Seriously, Ralph & Joseph Fiennes are versatile, classically trained thespians who have gifted western cinema with Several Iconic roles, one has won Many prestigious acting awards including Oscar nominations, BAFTAs & a TONY & they're both well respected professionals in Hollywood, the UK & Europe. I'm a fan of his uncles, but I can't say the same of Hero Fiennes/Harden.
As the director of this film, I want to thank you so much for taking out the time to watch this film. Although it clearly confused the shit out of most of you, which it was pretty much meant to do lol. All in all the movie was never really meant to take itself serious. Here's my breakdown including back story that isnt explained in the film: In the beginning there was nothing. Eve sat in the Upper Room alone, she created Def as a companion to keep her company. Def was a natural creator, he created the Earth. He showed Earth to Eve and she approved his creation. Later Def created 2 boys, one was Hondo the other was Frankie (Dogface). On Earth Frankie (Dogface) realized that he had the ability to create animals, the first animal he created was a dog. He showed his creation to Def and Def approved. Hondo then realized that he could create realms. He showed his creation to Def, Def DID NOT APPROVE as he could not understand this creation, Def forbid Hondo from making any more realms. Later on Earth Dogface asked Hondo to show him how to create realms. He said he would show him if Dogface showed him how to create animals. The only animal Hondo ever created was a panther. Later Eve told Def he should create companions in her likeness to accompany the boys. Def than created Wanda to accompany Hondo and Signey (who is actually the dog in the movie) to accompany Frankie. However, Def created Hondo to die and his soul to be reincarnated after Death, Frankie was created to basically live forever. As time passed Hondo would die and be reincarnated and Frankie would live forever getting older and uglier as time went along. Every time Hondo died he would forget his past life at his new birth but would slowly remember who he actually was as time passed until dying again. Since Dogface never died his body and appearance deteriorated and he would get picked on which caused him to create the underworld as a place where he could rule and be worshipped. As Earth continued to progress it grew corrupt and Eve warned Def to slow down his creations but he was out of control, Eve later banished Def to live amongst his creations. On Earth he lost most of his powers but then began to study the dark arts. He grew obsessed with the idea of destroying the people of the world and starting over, the only way that could be possible is to extinguish the souls of his two first sons Hondo and Dogface but the only one that could kill Hondo is Dogface and vice versa. We pick the story up present day with Hondo struggling to realize who he really is, the pills that Wanda pushes him to take basically help him not to have dreams. Eve tries to communicate with Hondo in his dream state but the witches do as well which creates a series of non sensical ideas running through his mind all the time. There's a lot more to unpack and I promise the story makes good sense, but mostly just in my head. I wish I had the energy to explain further but sadly I do not as I am busy in pre production developing another film that hopefully won't go over as many heads as this one did lol. Either way, go watch the film and let me know what you think!
Now how were we supposed to get all this lore from the movie...I actually kinda like the "nothing makes sense In and out of reality" movies but the dogface, traphouse, witches, angels v demons stuff just really watered the movie down to a cheap joke of a Psychological thriller
You know what?! As confusing as some points might have been, there were so many points where I thougt that the story has definitely potential and it really stimulated my imagination. When we saw Hondo wake up (before reading your comment with the lore) I imediately thought: What if this were a TV show in the likes of Buffy or Charmed, where Hondo lives up to his name and becomes this warrior who has to fight "the monster of the week", that is sent by the witches, in every episode. I don't know if you've heard of 'Imaro' by Charles Saunders, it's basically like Conan the Barbarian but our hero is black and the story is set in a fictional world that's supposed to represent Africa. So when the origin of Hondo's name was touched upon, I just had to think of Imaro. When I read your comment, I thougt about how Hondo dying and regaining parts of his memory, the dream sequences and epic show downs with Dogface would fit into my imaginary TV show. Anyways... in short: I'm a huge nerd and so I think this story could be turned into a decent sword and sorcery show with epic fighting scenes 😆
It is fascinating to hear how this is more detailed. With context this makes a lot more sense to me! Only wish we'd gotten more of this info from the movie even as a flashback with narration it would have added a lot.
One of my favourite things about Kennies bad movie commentaries is her open acceptance of people following their dreams and making bad movies. And although it’s often a joke, saying “You see guys, they adapted this garbage screenplay, go write that crazy idea!” Is wildly encouraging to me as a baby writer. Knowing that even if our stories are written and made in the shittiest ways, there’s people out there who will laugh at the effort and have a good time. Elevates a lot of the pressure.
You should do a video on the film ‘Idle Hands’ for Halloween! It’s about a teenage stoner who gets his hand possessed by a demon and hilarity ensues. It’s such a 90’s fever dream lol 😂
Hearing about the movie seemed like the writer was like... trying to make a movie about what I imagine being in a psychotic episode feels like. Which would make sense to me since struggling with mental health and the main character's willingness to take antipsychotics is a repeated theme. Like disjointed thoughts, delusions of grandeur, paranoia, auditory and visual hallucinations-- like I could 100% see this movie just being what somebody experienced during an episode of psychosis.
That short clip she showed of the actor of Hardin from After announcing the new movie was some of the best acting he’s ever done. He somehow managed to actually look excited that there’s another one of these things coming out
ngl my first thought was "this is the kinda story us mentally ill people sometimes tell ourselves to try and make sense of why we were chosen to suffer". the same way abandoned kids sometimes conjure up stories about how their real parents are nice and rich and are looking for them, and some day they'll be a family and all will be fine. when we say shit "gawd gave me adhd or i would have been too powerful". this gives me the same vibe. also, matrix daddy has a very attractive voice, got me sitting straight up and listen
I feel like the people who made this movie saw CandyMan and thought one of those high thoughts where they were all like “hey so what if-“ and then this is what we got😂
Watching this feels like Tubi's hood version of "Ryan's Babe." Kennie you are a treat, I just died laughing at so many times here. "And then the stripper gets stabbed in the face."
I was listening to this and thinking “Shit if this was slightly better acted and filmed, the plot is only as bizarre as a David Lynch movie!” And then we got to the end and I was sad bc that’s a lot of explanation that doesn’t actually help the plot
@@aronbrown7286 yep! the familial cult (??) line, the psychosis esque elements and the choppiness seem similar to me and after reading your comment i put my finger on it, you said david lynch but i immediately thought hereditary
this feels like the plot of one of really vivid dreams where you kinda start lucid dreaming and you can move around the world like "ahha I know exactly what to do" but it makes no sense
I am lowkey proud of movies like this. We could have yet another story about infidelity and/or abusive relationships. Give me something supernatural! Something creative!
23:06 I agree. I hate when editors edit stuff like that. To imagine all the seizures it causes to people with epilepsy or any other seizure causing condition
@@KhanaHatake So that means they shouldn't even be considered? Plus epilepsy isn't limited to America. And I'm not just talking about this movie. Nor is epilepsy the only cause of seizures
@@KhanaHatake So what? Accessibility's already treated as a non issue, at least most showrunners and filmmakers have the decency to not cause headaches, seizures or death bc of a rare condition. And as the other commentor said, this affects people outside America as well so it's a very narrow minded point
this movie feels like the writer/director watched hella "creepy" tiktoks (the random ones with weird rules, written in characters, props, etc) then just made an elongated form of that. like there is a whole tiktok genre dedicated to this format and some of the tropes. I think its like alternate reality or something
What's hilarious to me is that this movie was actually making sense-- dare I say I like the dream thing-- and then they were like "ACTUALLY IT'S WITCHES"
not going to lie, this sounds like me trying to explain my nightmares the next day, so that's my theory- him waking up at the end is to signify that this was all just a bad dream, like especially with the people changing identities all the time. Whenever I have people in my dreams, it seems like they change identities at least 3 times and my dreams are always a few unrelated narratives that are stitched back together by a common thread (the "it's not cheap, it's affordable" callback). Idk if this makes sense but it seems like they captured what it's like to have a nightmare (at least for me)
3:09 NOW HOLD UP KENNIE You can’t sneak that reference past us. I’ve been listening to your music nonstop for some time and hearing that had me SCREAMING! Come on self reference! For all the girls in the back: STREAM PRETTY BY KENNIE 👺
Boy howdy did that plot go south so quickly! I will give the movie this, there’s actual quality in the equipment. It looks more like a student film than most other movies we’ve seen off of Tubi so at least it’s got that going for it? It looks like it has somewhat trained/competent people behind it
Please do a video on “Wolves” from 2011, the movie takes place partially on Halloween, it’s a combination of a Wattpad story and a Passionflix film about a teenager who, after a fight at a football game, ends up turning into a Party City Wolf. It has Jason Momoa in it, Emma from Degrassi, the green screen is atrocious, and it’s on Tubi. I love your videos!!! 🥹
I think its one of those movies that tell everything backwards? Like, usually what happens is that we open up with the explanation, in this case being, you're the child of life and death and for your whole life those two forces have been fighting in your mind and right now death is winning. You have a dog faced brother named Frankie who leans closer to death and somehow made his way into your mind along with three other witches who are his followers (?) and is throwing your mind into chaos in an attempt to weaken you so he can to steal your soul. Then after the explanation he goes off and fights Frankie and his followers to set the world straight. Basically the movie has a prequel vibe where its meant to set the stage for another movie, or it's one of those movies that are meant to leave you wondering, or I'm thinking to much into this.
15:10 idk what the point was but i feel like this moment was meant to be a reference to the shining?? i havent seen that movie in years but it reminds me of when those two people were walked in on and one of them were in a dog costume. anyway great video!
I remember reading super a shitty fanfiction like this on Wattpad Edit: Got to the very end and I'm finding it even more familiar now. I think the story was called The Curse of... something High. I'm pretty sure it was a MHA fanfiction lmao
@@Siriwarbreakerskz from what I remember (this was at least a decade ago) there was a clan of witches that came from a different world (some other anime, I can't remember which one) that was out to destroy the MHA world by giving the students dreams that drove them insane. I don't remember much more than that except for this one scene of Deku and Gami (one of the witches and probably a self insert and not an actual character) that became a core memory.
Idk if anyone relates but I am psychotic and episodes can be triggered easily by horror movies like this (living in multiple worlds, the world being fake, etc) so I love seeing these reviews when it's sort of described but as something that doesn't happen. In movies it usually is framed like somehow it can happen in real life so I love how Kennie describes it in a way that (on a good day) doesn't trigger a psychotic episode
This is 5 movies thrown together. It's a ghost story, it's a slasher, it's a psychological thriller, it's a drama, and it's a hood movie.... Cinema!!!! This movie, if I can call it that... I watch you watch horrible movies so I don't have to I suppose, but more than that, I watch you watch bad movies so I can gauge what type of insanity the general public will accept so I know where to draw the line in my own publishable prose... THANK YOU!
So two things 1 - I used to date some dude online who’s alias was Dogface 2 - My sister had a dream as a child of a man with a dog head killing people around town, and it was like a major fear of hers for YEARS Okay that’s it bye
I was so intrigued by this video that I watched the movie and… I certainly watched a movie. After I finished this movie tubi recommended me something called tales of the Detroit pig lady and I fear that I see a rabbit hole in my future
To be fair, this story had some kinda cool bones (and Dad has a cool ass voice, I want him to get into voice acting) but wow, execution. Thank you so much for bringing us through this journey. No beat required, I'd listen to you all day long (and have, when I first found out about BM&B and binged it for days straight lmao)
I only just started the review, but I find it funny how the relator is trying to skip around telling the guy about it being a murder home. Like hun, you legally have to tell him. And even if it isn't in this area or universe of that area, you can't just be vague and hope he doesn't research the house to make sure it's not cheap because of reoccurring crimes that not even people on a budget will risk living at.
I went searching on Tubi yesterday and a movie recommendation for this is the Pimpstress. It was just so bad in all ways and i know i would enjoy hearing talking about it (only problem is length but whatever). LOVE YOU KENNIE❤❤
My friend found this film and thought it'd be a good watch for our "crappy horror movies" marathon. Needless to say, all I could utter once the credits rolled was "What did we just watch?".
I need you to review hocus pocus 2 because it is so terrible! The whole way through, me and my sister just looked at eachother like we had no clue what was happening. We HATED IT! Also, the nose ring we look great! Go for it
Three sisters is a pretty common theme in witch stories so tbh not surprised about that, but I'm getting like egyptian god vibes from you know dog face man and god of death and all that and the whole like - two sides of one dude protecting the gates of the underworld. Weird way to go through that kind of plot but I see what Kennie means about it Almost being a real movie at points.
To me, this movie felt like it was the closest thing to having a Black Atlanta version of a Nollywood movie. I actually kind of like how all over the place it was and was more impressed that they tried to tie in some weird mythology at the end. It's not often that mythology is present in hood movies...
I have a comedy horror for you! Tusk (2014) about a podcaster that meets an old man obsessed with a walrus. I went into it blind and it was... an experience. I think it's probably right up your alley LOL
I was recommended this channel by a coworker but I never checked you out, Kennie. Then I was watching the movie about the killer weave and wanted to know what other people thought about it, and I found your video. I watched your entire catalog and haven’t looked back since. I even watched the story time videos of your time in South Korea. ❤
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Any of the leprechaun movies would be a great addition
Lil sis, you have a super cute nose, I'd leave it alone or do something small. Doesn't matter we love you jewelry or not, makeup or not. Gonna be praying for you as you enter the holidays. Grief is hard. Hugs from Auntie.
kenny bbgurl pLEASE do welcome to the dollhouse!!!!!!!!
“Lookin like a missing Isley brother” 😂😂😂 you KILL me!!!!!!!!
Ooooooo do Somebody help me it’s a horror movie from 2007 with Omarion ….And yes I said Omarion mr ice box himself lol and there is 2 of them
not that i understand 90% of this video but "character's mind is the battlefield between all good and all evil" sounds like a killer anime plot
wife i can't believe you knew there was a new video out 8 hours ago and didn't tell me i want a divorce
@@Scrimmified SHE POSTS A VIDEO EVERY SATURDAY WYM!!!
The argument in the the reply section is just wholesome.
“Hondo” is actually the word for war in Shona, language spoken in Zimbabwe. So he is literally named war😂
I wish they woulda said that instead of "African War" like sir that is a whole continent full of different cultures and languages lol
@@j.t.7671 right??? Please be more specific, sir.😅😂
Also, OP, i appreciate you postin that/clearing it up. I learn somethin new everyday, very refreshing.
Ooooh named "War" cuz there's a war in his head!! 🤯🤣
@@reeba4824 see, see, see, the name represents how he is REALLY at war WITH HIMSELF because of how he has perpetuated the war in the COMMUNITY with the drugs. It’s deeper than it looks, you gotta really think about it 🧠
@@alyset.3083 BrUhhhHhh these truths are too much! 🤯🤯🤯🤯😂
I remember when I first found Bad Movies & A Beat. I thought "it's fine, I'll probably just watch this one video and never go back to it." Now I've seen every video in the playlist twice and am here two minutes after a new drop. Kennie J.D. has got me hooked!
Fr I’ve rewatched and listened to the entire playlist for 3 months
Been here since tall girl,she’s literally my fave RUclipsr now
The good kind of addiction babee
I found this channel because someone in Sarah Z's comment section mentioned that she also did an Evan Williams review... what a blessed find
I felt the same when I found this and it's my favourite thing to watch when I have free time or when I'm stoned.
This started as a really interesting portrayal of mental illness, but then it got *real* weird.
I was gonna say maybe it’s an exploration of mental illness, and we’re confused, because we’re experiencing the story from the unreliable perspective of the main character. That may be a generous view, but kinda makes sense, no?
@@mandyj2809 i guess
WHY TF DOES DOGFACE SOUND LIKE AN INSULT???
Yeah right ? I mean , dogs are adorable, but i wouldn't want to have a dogs face or being called dogface 🤣
@@cinnamon2476 XD
Bc it is lol imagine someone calling you a dog face ____
Be abuse it low key is😂😭
it is in my family! me and my sibs call each other dogface 🤭
“It’s not cheap it’s affordable 😌” I kinda liked that line 😂
What a ride...
Apparently the director has been the second second assistant director for some Tyler Perry productions. So we have Tyler Perry to blame for this somehow...
ugh
😂😂😂
I feel attacked 🤣
Why am I not surprised.😭
That sounds right.
This is about a person who is in constant purgatory. Plagued by visions or happenings that repeat endlessly to torment the main character. Over and over they experience repeating battles between good and evil. The stories are the same. The stories are different. But always, a battle in their mind.
And on saturdays she records it while putting on makeup.
This would have been a killer synopsis though
I see what you did there
PLEASE
😂
Tubi just released The Final Rose, which is a combination of The Bachelor and a horror movie. I think this would be right up your alley!
Oo now that one sounds up my alley
I’m so sold on this premise omg
Somebody better get taken out in a confessional booth
Kennie should do an episode on this movie
Ok this is gold
Seeing a dog wear a plaid shirt and jeans has me crying
Not Kennie giving us a Scooby doo-esque quest to understand this movie! Not let’s see what your real intentions are, Tubi!
The trigger warnings are more funny than usual, can’t wait for Tubi’s horror collection!
Not gonna lie…this movie has the bones of something really good.
Thank you, as the writer of this film I really appreciate that
I watched it too and feel like there are a few good ideas in here but if they were all fleshed out fully there would be like 4 movies. Maybe a whole series? It’s a lot for one movie.
You know it’s gonna be a good video when it starts with Kennie singing like she’s in an early 2000’s emo rock band.
And it was good too lol
Factss
It reminded me of Willow Smith lol.
@@airamakknom I can’t unhear this now 😂
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Its giving Silverstein
kennie don't promote her own music, but I will 😂
3:08 - Pretty by Kennie. off her EP Black Neon. ✨
This movie has more twists than a Nigerian drama that takes 5 days to finish while braiding my hair.
as much as we have a silly fun time laughing at these movies, I did appreciate that message about trying to make stuff anyway. it's not the end of the world to be bad at something but still enjoy doing it. go ahead and make that bad movie! hollywood is gonna do it too, with an even bigger budget so, whatever!👏🏾
......but who the hell wants to get a lap dance while their parent is in the same room🤢
I guess if your parent is a stranger that you didn't know existed an hour ago, it might not seem as weird?
Hardens Actor looks dead inside while announcing the 5th After installment
Right cause he probably wants this movie series to end just as bad as we do. But that gives Kennie another movie to talk about.
What contract did his counsel let him sign?!?! 😂
free him
I'm disappointed that That guy is VOLDEMORT & SHAKESPEARE's nephew. He got a shit role & his acting may improve later. But not while he's playing Harden.
I guess his 2 uncles got all the acting talent in the family for a few generations. Tsk Tsk.
Seriously, Ralph & Joseph Fiennes are versatile, classically trained thespians who have gifted western cinema with Several Iconic roles, one has won Many prestigious acting awards including Oscar nominations, BAFTAs & a TONY & they're both well respected professionals in Hollywood, the UK & Europe. I'm a fan of his uncles, but I can't say the same of Hero Fiennes/Harden.
As the director of this film, I want to thank you so much for taking out the time to watch this film. Although it clearly confused the shit out of most of you, which it was pretty much meant to do lol. All in all the movie was never really meant to take itself serious.
Here's my breakdown including back story that isnt explained in the film:
In the beginning there was nothing. Eve sat in the Upper Room alone, she created Def as a companion to keep her company. Def was a natural creator, he created the Earth. He showed Earth to Eve and she approved his creation. Later Def created 2 boys, one was Hondo the other was Frankie (Dogface).
On Earth Frankie (Dogface) realized that he had the ability to create animals, the first animal he created was a dog. He showed his creation to Def and Def approved. Hondo then realized that he could create realms. He showed his creation to Def, Def DID NOT APPROVE as he could not understand this creation, Def forbid Hondo from making any more realms.
Later on Earth Dogface asked Hondo to show him how to create realms. He said he would show him if Dogface showed him how to create animals. The only animal Hondo ever created was a panther. Later Eve told Def he should create companions in her likeness to accompany the boys.
Def than created Wanda to accompany Hondo and Signey (who is actually the dog in the movie) to accompany Frankie. However, Def created Hondo to die and his soul to be reincarnated after Death, Frankie was created to basically live forever. As time passed Hondo would die and be reincarnated and Frankie would live forever getting older and uglier as time went along. Every time Hondo died he would forget his past life at his new birth but would slowly remember who he actually was as time passed until dying again. Since Dogface never died his body and appearance deteriorated and he would get picked on which caused him to create the underworld as a place where he could rule and be worshipped.
As Earth continued to progress it grew corrupt and Eve warned Def to slow down his creations but he was out of control, Eve later banished Def to live amongst his creations. On Earth he lost most of his powers but then began to study the dark arts. He grew obsessed with the idea of destroying the people of the world and starting over, the only way that could be possible is to extinguish the souls of his two first sons Hondo and Dogface but the only one that could kill Hondo is Dogface and vice versa.
We pick the story up present day with Hondo struggling to realize who he really is, the pills that Wanda pushes him to take basically help him not to have dreams. Eve tries to communicate with Hondo in his dream state but the witches do as well which creates a series of non sensical ideas running through his mind all the time.
There's a lot more to unpack and I promise the story makes good sense, but mostly just in my head. I wish I had the energy to explain further but sadly I do not as I am busy in pre production developing another film that hopefully won't go over as many heads as this one did lol. Either way, go watch the film and let me know what you think!
Now how were we supposed to get all this lore from the movie...I actually kinda like the "nothing makes sense In and out of reality" movies but the dogface, traphouse, witches, angels v demons stuff just really watered the movie down to a cheap joke of a Psychological thriller
You know what?! As confusing as some points might have been, there were so many points where I thougt that the story has definitely potential and it really stimulated my imagination. When we saw Hondo wake up (before reading your comment with the lore) I imediately thought: What if this were a TV show in the likes of Buffy or Charmed, where Hondo lives up to his name and becomes this warrior who has to fight "the monster of the week", that is sent by the witches, in every episode.
I don't know if you've heard of 'Imaro' by Charles Saunders, it's basically like Conan the Barbarian but our hero is black and the story is set in a fictional world that's supposed to represent Africa. So when the origin of Hondo's name was touched upon, I just had to think of Imaro.
When I read your comment, I thougt about how Hondo dying and regaining parts of his memory, the dream sequences and epic show downs with Dogface would fit into my imaginary TV show.
Anyways... in short: I'm a huge nerd and so I think this story could be turned into a decent sword and sorcery show with epic fighting scenes 😆
@@A_Gu lol thats actually the plan
It is fascinating to hear how this is more detailed. With context this makes a lot more sense to me! Only wish we'd gotten more of this info from the movie even as a flashback with narration it would have added a lot.
@@laluneroi thank you! And im a sir, but thanks nontheless. We've got some new stuff coming up soon
I literally laughed out loud at the “shamalanification” 😭💀
One of my favourite things about Kennies bad movie commentaries is her open acceptance of people following their dreams and making bad movies. And although it’s often a joke, saying “You see guys, they adapted this garbage screenplay, go write that crazy idea!” Is wildly encouraging to me as a baby writer. Knowing that even if our stories are written and made in the shittiest ways, there’s people out there who will laugh at the effort and have a good time. Elevates a lot of the pressure.
You should do a video on the film ‘Idle Hands’ for Halloween! It’s about a teenage stoner who gets his hand possessed by a demon and hilarity ensues. It’s such a 90’s fever dream lol 😂
I love that movie
Gasp*! Yes!
That was a fun movie!
It was so much fun! 😂
Yes! I had the biggest crush on Devon Sawa when I was young. I would not mind reliving those fantasies with a BMnB covering "Idle Hands."
Bad movies and a Bare face ✨
Hearing about the movie seemed like the writer was like... trying to make a movie about what I imagine being in a psychotic episode feels like.
Which would make sense to me since struggling with mental health and the main character's willingness to take antipsychotics is a repeated theme.
Like disjointed thoughts, delusions of grandeur, paranoia, auditory and visual hallucinations-- like I could 100% see this movie just being what somebody experienced during an episode of psychosis.
A MISSING ISLEY BROTHER MADE ME LAUGH SO SUDDENLY THAT I SCARED MYSELF A LITTLE
Omg lol
That short clip she showed of the actor of Hardin from After announcing the new movie was some of the best acting he’s ever done. He somehow managed to actually look excited that there’s another one of these things coming out
Trap house horror movie was exactly what I needed today 👹
ngl my first thought was "this is the kinda story us mentally ill people sometimes tell ourselves to try and make sense of why we were chosen to suffer". the same way abandoned kids sometimes conjure up stories about how their real parents are nice and rich and are looking for them, and some day they'll be a family and all will be fine. when we say shit "gawd gave me adhd or i would have been too powerful". this gives me the same vibe.
also, matrix daddy has a very attractive voice, got me sitting straight up and listen
I feel like the people who made this movie saw CandyMan and thought one of those high thoughts where they were all like “hey so what if-“ and then this is what we got😂
Watching this feels like Tubi's hood version of "Ryan's Babe."
Kennie you are a treat, I just died laughing at so many times here. "And then the stripper gets stabbed in the face."
A fellow RLM fan I see
I'm cackling 🤣 "He didn't bring no tools, but brought a piece."
...this movie kind of feels like a creative writing project in high school.
I was listening to this and thinking “Shit if this was slightly better acted and filmed, the plot is only as bizarre as a David Lynch movie!” And then we got to the end and I was sad bc that’s a lot of explanation that doesn’t actually help the plot
the plot kinda gave me hereditary vibes tbh
@@mmmmmmmmaria Legitimately?? Horror doesn't often make sense hahaha
@@aronbrown7286 yep! the familial cult (??) line, the psychosis esque elements and the choppiness seem similar to me and after reading your comment i put my finger on it, you said david lynch but i immediately thought hereditary
this feels like the plot of one of really vivid dreams where you kinda start lucid dreaming and you can move around the world like "ahha I know exactly what to do" but it makes no sense
If I made a movie and it ended up on "Bad Movies & A Beat", I'd consider it a success 😁😁
"im menstruating and I wanna die" same rn girl same
We on the same timing lmaoo
I am lowkey proud of movies like this. We could have yet another story about infidelity and/or abusive relationships. Give me something supernatural! Something creative!
Thanks a bunch, that was our whole thought process for making the film. Let’s do something different
23:06 I agree. I hate when editors edit stuff like that. To imagine all the seizures it causes to people with epilepsy or any other seizure causing condition
Photosensitive epilepsy is actually pretty rare. Like 0.03% of Americans.
@@KhanaHatake So that means they shouldn't even be considered? Plus epilepsy isn't limited to America. And I'm not just talking about this movie. Nor is epilepsy the only cause of seizures
@@KhanaHatake So what? Accessibility's already treated as a non issue, at least most showrunners and filmmakers have the decency to not cause headaches, seizures or death bc of a rare condition. And as the other commentor said, this affects people outside America as well so it's a very narrow minded point
this movie feels like the writer/director watched hella "creepy" tiktoks (the random ones with weird rules, written in characters, props, etc) then just made an elongated form of that. like there is a whole tiktok genre dedicated to this format and some of the tropes. I think its like alternate reality or something
“No tools but he does bring a piece” lmaoo that was so random 24:43
What's hilarious to me is that this movie was actually making sense-- dare I say I like the dream thing-- and then they were like "ACTUALLY IT'S WITCHES"
😂😂😂 As the creator of this film, I thank you for your support
The real horror is that there's another After movie coming
Wow, that's an ambitiously bad movie! Love that you're doing Tubi horror
not going to lie, this sounds like me trying to explain my nightmares the next day, so that's my theory- him waking up at the end is to signify that this was all just a bad dream, like especially with the people changing identities all the time. Whenever I have people in my dreams, it seems like they change identities at least 3 times and my dreams are always a few unrelated narratives that are stitched back together by a common thread (the "it's not cheap, it's affordable" callback). Idk if this makes sense but it seems like they captured what it's like to have a nightmare (at least for me)
12:29 "the goodest boy you've ever seen!" LOL !! that'd be my reaction as well
3:09 NOW HOLD UP KENNIE
You can’t sneak that reference past us. I’ve been listening to your music nonstop for some time and hearing that had me SCREAMING! Come on self reference!
For all the girls in the back: STREAM PRETTY BY KENNIE 👺
Boy howdy did that plot go south so quickly! I will give the movie this, there’s actual quality in the equipment. It looks more like a student film than most other movies we’ve seen off of Tubi so at least it’s got that going for it? It looks like it has somewhat trained/competent people behind it
This review took me for a spin and it just got crazier every sentence lmaoo😭😭😭😭
I feel like this movie is based off a fever dream because dreams often are like this: things just happening and not making sense.
Please do a video on “Wolves” from 2011, the movie takes place partially on Halloween, it’s a combination of a Wattpad story and a Passionflix film about a teenager who, after a fight at a football game, ends up turning into a Party City Wolf. It has Jason Momoa in it, Emma from Degrassi, the green screen is atrocious, and it’s on Tubi. I love your videos!!! 🥹
Isn't Lucas Till the main character in that one?
Yes. I think it came out in 2014-15.
17:23 the "woof" is taking me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think its one of those movies that tell everything backwards? Like, usually what happens is that we open up with the explanation, in this case being, you're the child of life and death and for your whole life those two forces have been fighting in your mind and right now death is winning. You have a dog faced brother named Frankie who leans closer to death and somehow made his way into your mind along with three other witches who are his followers (?) and is throwing your mind into chaos in an attempt to weaken you so he can to steal your soul. Then after the explanation he goes off and fights Frankie and his followers to set the world straight. Basically the movie has a prequel vibe where its meant to set the stage for another movie, or it's one of those movies that are meant to leave you wondering, or I'm thinking to much into this.
Hey man I wrote this film and that’s actually pretty spot on!
These scent descriptions are SENDINGGG MEEE!!! Idk how I would react if someone told me I smelled like a "high-quality mall candle."😭😭😭
A black horror movie where the actress are wearing Tyler Perry wigs on the cover🤔😂 yep, gotta chk out this shitshow.
15:10 idk what the point was but i feel like this moment was meant to be a reference to the shining?? i havent seen that movie in years but it reminds me of when those two people were walked in on and one of them were in a dog costume. anyway great video!
When Tubi's name is in the TW, you know you're in for a doozy.
Oh yeah, "Hondo" means war in Shona (Zimbabwe language)!
It's a testament to Kennie's dedication to remind us of the "rules" of the house because I truly forgot every single one that was said.
I remember reading super a shitty fanfiction like this on Wattpad
Edit: Got to the very end and I'm finding it even more familiar now. I think the story was called The Curse of... something High. I'm pretty sure it was a MHA fanfiction lmao
As an Mha fan, how are these two things related👀
@@Siriwarbreakerskz from what I remember (this was at least a decade ago) there was a clan of witches that came from a different world (some other anime, I can't remember which one) that was out to destroy the MHA world by giving the students dreams that drove them insane. I don't remember much more than that except for this one scene of Deku and Gami (one of the witches and probably a self insert and not an actual character) that became a core memory.
@@typhonxyz The internet really is a strange place huh😭😂
@@Siriwarbreakerskz the Internet is wild af
Idk if anyone relates but I am psychotic and episodes can be triggered easily by horror movies like this (living in multiple worlds, the world being fake, etc) so I love seeing these reviews when it's sort of described but as something that doesn't happen. In movies it usually is framed like somehow it can happen in real life so I love how Kennie describes it in a way that (on a good day) doesn't trigger a psychotic episode
Just what I needed, a Kennie J.D. serenade
how did they not mention the literal villain of the movie in the synopsis??
OMG lmao I saw the Megan trailer 🤣🤣🤣 and I can't no word I was laughing girl started dancing and lost it 😂
This is 5 movies thrown together. It's a ghost story, it's a slasher, it's a psychological thriller, it's a drama, and it's a hood movie.... Cinema!!!! This movie, if I can call it that... I watch you watch horrible movies so I don't have to I suppose, but more than that, I watch you watch bad movies so I can gauge what type of insanity the general public will accept so I know where to draw the line in my own publishable prose... THANK YOU!
So two things
1 - I used to date some dude online who’s alias was Dogface
2 - My sister had a dream as a child of a man with a dog head killing people around town, and it was like a major fear of hers for YEARS
Okay that’s it bye
I was so intrigued by this video that I watched the movie and… I certainly watched a movie. After I finished this movie tubi recommended me something called tales of the Detroit pig lady and I fear that I see a rabbit hole in my future
Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. Oh! There we go. Thanks Kennie. 👏🏾 This makes my Saturday
this movie sound like something that 2 really stoned people came up with 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and a third stoner said "I got the money, let's do it" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Literally Kennie during the intro: “A+ for effort!”💀
Bad movies and a beat is the one thing i wait for the whole week
i find this concept so so cool! wish the execution was 100x better tho but the actual plot minus all the filler actually has some good substance
To be fair, this story had some kinda cool bones (and Dad has a cool ass voice, I want him to get into voice acting) but wow, execution. Thank you so much for bringing us through this journey. No beat required, I'd listen to you all day long (and have, when I first found out about BM&B and binged it for days straight lmao)
I only just started the review, but I find it funny how the relator is trying to skip around telling the guy about it being a murder home.
Like hun, you legally have to tell him. And even if it isn't in this area or universe of that area, you can't just be vague and hope he doesn't research the house to make sure it's not cheap because of reoccurring crimes that not even people on a budget will risk living at.
you should do a video on death trap!! fantastic acting and wild plot, but also CAMPY AS HELL!!! so fun!!!
I went searching on Tubi yesterday and a movie recommendation for this is the Pimpstress. It was just so bad in all ways and i know i would enjoy hearing talking about it (only problem is length but whatever). LOVE YOU KENNIE❤❤
i genuinely am impressed by the sheer talent needed to somehow seriously write this movie
Ngl, i was pretty excited about how Hondo was gonna defeat dogface lol kinda sad we got a cliffhanger like that 🤣🤣
SEQUELLLLLLL!
ive replayed the intro 5 times now and im just sitting here sobbing i canttttttttttt
My friend found this film and thought it'd be a good watch for our "crappy horror movies" marathon. Needless to say, all I could utter once the credits rolled was "What did we just watch?".
I need you to review hocus pocus 2 because it is so terrible! The whole way through, me and my sister just looked at eachother like we had no clue what was happening. We HATED IT!
Also, the nose ring we look great! Go for it
Really? I loved the second hocus pocus
Three sisters is a pretty common theme in witch stories so tbh not surprised about that, but I'm getting like egyptian god vibes from you know dog face man and god of death and all that and the whole like - two sides of one dude protecting the gates of the underworld. Weird way to go through that kind of plot but I see what Kennie means about it Almost being a real movie at points.
I'm pretty sure they all take inspiration from MacBeth
@@devonmunn5728 Definitely see that with him talking to the ghost of his dead dad
To me, this movie felt like it was the closest thing to having a Black Atlanta version of a Nollywood movie. I actually kind of like how all over the place it was and was more impressed that they tried to tie in some weird mythology at the end. It's not often that mythology is present in hood movies...
the man who comes to sing for him for change giving Ty dolla sign 😭😭
I saw it too!
I found your channel few days ago and I can’t stop watching your vidoes it’s seriously unhealthy lol
Waittttttt what if dogface was posed to be like Anubis God of the dead ruler of the underworld 😱
I got time to pierce some stuff together: I wonder if the rules are a callback to creepypasta style stories
i didn't even realize it was saturday omg my mood is fixed 😭😭
I’m at home painting listening to this, just laughing out loud at this BMAB
The “woof” from Hondo has absolutely sent me
I kind of appreciate how it just went for it. Like I'm sure there's something more to be read somewhere but I kind of enjoy the chaos.
Kennie’s music is soooo good!
I lost it and couldn't stop laughing when you said "it gave me complexity and a dog face" LMAO I'm Crying. DEAD.
The amount of times that I laugh-whispered "what?" during this video...
I think that the piercing looks great!
I have a comedy horror for you! Tusk (2014) about a podcaster that meets an old man obsessed with a walrus. I went into it blind and it was... an experience. I think it's probably right up your alley LOL
You could always make a sub-category for these vids and call it “movies so bad they didn’t deserve a beat” 😭
I was recommended this channel by a coworker but I never checked you out, Kennie. Then I was watching the movie about the killer weave and wanted to know what other people thought about it, and I found your video. I watched your entire catalog and haven’t looked back since. I even watched the story time videos of your time in South Korea. ❤
I really just wanna meet the minds behind this coming to life like 😭😭
Thank Kennie, for guiding us through the turbulent waters of this movie....goodness gracious I wonder what was happening in that writing room!
Got my nose pierced 3 weeks ago. DO IT KENNIE!
I'd be down or a selfcare/skincare routine instead of makeup for the days where you're not feeling makeup