@@Watcher-xf3nr counterpoint: jumping spider they are friends. Some sharks are friends, too, but the bull shark, which is the shark usually depicted in games with sharks, is less of a friend than the great white (whites are just stupid and hungry but also curious, a bad combination. Bulls are legitimately aggressive.)
My group immediately killed virginia as two of them had girlfriends and killed her. Kelvin They let live but he tore down one of their treehouses so he may be deceased by now.
you said at the end that wild hearts is banger, and because of your vids on it I played it. At some point I tried the funny big sword and thought it was shit, that was until my friend told me you're supposed to charge your special attack by attacking the kemono instead of standing around like a spare prick. Now I exclusively use Ron's Comically Large kitchen knife and will never regret it
J, just remember that there will always be a non-zero chance of you making a slip and lowering your guard, getting kidnapped, stripped, given a life jacket and chucked into the literal, mathematical middle of the ocean in the dead of night. On the bright side, all this chum they dumped you with will make for a tasty snack! Also, did you know that Anesthetic gas is virtually undetectable by smell, taste, and CO2 detectors? Sweet dreams, broski! >:)
Here jtj i gotchu How to befriend Virginia(three leg woman) in Sons of the Forest 1. Press "G" to holster any items in your hands. 2. Calmly continue with any tasks without approaching her or holding a weapon. 3.Light any fires that she approaches around your base. 4. Watch Virginia as she dances. 5. Revive her if she gets attacked by enemies
Hey, J! I was wondering, as I've seen your hatred for sharks, if you've ever considered playing Barotrauma on the channel? On the surface it certainly looks confusing and frankly I didn't play it for like the first 4 months I had it, so that alone would certainly be reasonable deterrent enough, but if you're ever out of ideas for what to play, you might enjoy it! Regardless, love the videos! Keep doing what you enjoy, that's the most fun to watch!
I'm glad I got it after the first patch, it's running pretty good with recommended specs on high. Hopefully optimization will improve (it's already pretty good for early access) so I can run Ultra with fewer stutters, but High still looks amazing. Don't know how Endnight did it, but despite being early access it's already a triple a quality game. Though, that says way more about triple a quality than it does SoTF, that an early access indie game is doing everything their tens of millions of dollars in development $60 sticker price world-renown studio developed ultra graphics masterpiece is for half the sticker price and about the same number and magnitude of bugs.
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I was thinking J was joking about being scared of sharks but I could hear the fear in his scream
check out his subnautica vids. he places his hand on the table after going round the auroras backside and it was vibrating from fear.
@@mickyflint wait really? which one of the vods?
tbf if you had to be afraid of 1 thing a shark is a solid pick
@@c0rn651 same with arachnids
@@Watcher-xf3nr counterpoint: jumping spider
they are friends. Some sharks are friends, too, but the bull shark, which is the shark usually depicted in games with sharks, is less of a friend than the great white (whites are just stupid and hungry but also curious, a bad combination. Bulls are legitimately aggressive.)
Let's see full sprinting at women, pissing at sharks, and cannibalism. Sounds about right for survival J.
first group of SOTF players ive seen that have actually befriended Virginia and didnt hurt Kelvin at all im astonished honestly
your joking right?
My group immediately killed virginia as two of them had girlfriends and killed her. Kelvin They let live but he tore down one of their treehouses so he may be deceased by now.
Are you blind? Everyone is simping over Virginia
*J when anyone says wildhearts is bad*
J:I sure showed those guys. Eh. Kelvin?
J:Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying.
it's real cannibalism simulator hours
How tf is this comment 16hrs old when the video is 10 minutes old?
@@billyjohnson3819 patreon probably
@@billyjohnson3819 I pay our father in heaven JFJ 5 bucks a month.
Its nice seeing Juncker and JFJ collabing. My two favorite RUclipsrs playing a game together
Can always trust JFJ to be the brains of the group and the voice of reasoning
This might affect the trout population
The economy will suffer.
I love when JFJ said it's foresting time and forested over the entire RUclips algorithm
J practices Running at Women at Full Sprint
Isn't scared of the mutants. Shark scary though
"There's a SHARK!" "WELL I'M AN AMERICAN" *Proceeds to empty the mag*
Didnt realise you get different intro scenes depending on where you start. nice one sons of forrest!
sons of kelvin
All the this group are very similar in humour, and it makes it so much better, I always love it when youtubers of similar humour work together
The devs are probably gonna add a karma system to this game after seeing everyone bullying Kelvin and Virginia lmfao
I don't know why, but J screaming, 'Don't eat it raw moron!' just hits hard. XD
Your survival videos are your best. Please make this a series.
I liked the part with the trees it was very thrilling to see J do things with those trees no sane person would
gotta love the gmod prop animation of the helicopter bouncing down the mountain
I didn’t know forests could have sex
You underestimate the lengths nature will go to
@@TheDracoStar Dont tell this man how fruits are made
Whole new meaning to morning wood
JFJ screams when the shark appeared was basically how I feel when in the ocean
J's scream at 13:45 was pure fear.
10:16 J knows from experience 🤣
Very chill video, exactly what I needed on sick monday evening! Thx J!
4:08 “Hello, Gordon!”
J's gotta play a round of barotrauma with Starcat, it'd be pure, unfiltered, chaos
4:08
Nothing ventured nothing gained!
'Play the national anthem.' Proceeds to slaughter everyone cannibal in the camp 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love the emotional support banjo in the beginning. Or for psychological warfare
when J said he had a fear of sharks..... as someone who got the game on day one, i knew what was coming.....
I wonder if this will effect the trout population
I wanted you to play this game so badly and now here you are keep up the great work
I see how it is J, cutting out the bit where you blew up Kelvin with a grenade.
That 6 million joke was RISKY dude
god i could hear the pure unbridled fear in J's voice. I felt that 😔
This video had the energy of four boys heading out into the woods to make forts and fight with sticks over summer break.
Just recently got the game, its lots of fun with friends
This is my first J experience and the only thing going through my head is your voice is like mordecai from regular show.
tbh at the beginning all i thought about was that one meme that started like "yep that's me you are probably wondering how i got into this situation"
Don't be scared of sharks, be scared of dolphins. Dolphins kill their own babies for fun.
But kelvin... 8 legs!
kelvin: 7 vaganias
I'm so happy you played this. :)
damn, its been a long ahh time since i watched jfj video
god damn wasn't expecting a thugshaker first thing in the morning.
Literally me when I got full tech armor and the fully upgraded shotty "NOW WERE COOKING WITH GAS!!!
you said at the end that wild hearts is banger, and because of your vids on it I played it. At some point I tried the funny big sword and thought it was shit, that was until my friend told me you're supposed to charge your special attack by attacking the kemono instead of standing around like a spare prick. Now I exclusively use Ron's Comically Large kitchen knife and will never regret it
that jfj thugshaker funny as hell
11:20 peace was never an option
Christopher Columbus after discovering North America the video.
Hell yeah some of my most favorite RUclipsrs
Ayyy my man juncker’s here, let’s go!
yes finally been waiting for this
We're all Sons of The Forest now!
J, just remember that there will always be a non-zero chance of you making a slip and lowering your guard, getting kidnapped, stripped, given a life jacket and chucked into the literal, mathematical middle of the ocean in the dead of night. On the bright side, all this chum they dumped you with will make for a tasty snack! Also, did you know that Anesthetic gas is virtually undetectable by smell, taste, and CO2 detectors?
Sweet dreams, broski! >:)
Every RUclipsr i watched used the same helicopter intro so do my gameplay, im sensing a pattern 🗿
I wasn't expecting a collab of my favourite youtubers wtf, I feel like a ten year old again.
I felt like J may have gotten PTSD from Medal of Honor two years ago.
JFJ is fun
You better apologize to Kelvin after this.
Love this game
Here jtj i gotchu
How to befriend Virginia(three leg woman) in Sons of the Forest
1. Press "G" to holster any items in your hands.
2. Calmly continue with any tasks without approaching her or holding a weapon.
3.Light any fires that she approaches around your base.
4. Watch Virginia as she dances.
5. Revive her if she gets attacked by enemies
This is giving me *Hobo Tough Life* flashbacks
There's about to be the wildest rule 34 about that chick with the three legs.
Hey, J! I was wondering, as I've seen your hatred for sharks, if you've ever considered playing Barotrauma on the channel? On the surface it certainly looks confusing and frankly I didn't play it for like the first 4 months I had it, so that alone would certainly be reasonable deterrent enough, but if you're ever out of ideas for what to play, you might enjoy it!
Regardless, love the videos! Keep doing what you enjoy, that's the most fun to watch!
Oh god here we go
Sons Foresttale.
why is the audio mixing in this video so jank?
I was thinking the same thing, thought I had another video playing or something, audio balance is on crack and its very hard to listen to.
Stream was very chaotic
*Don't mess with Texas, Don't mess with TEXas*
11:20 colonialism
Virginia leading j into the bushes but j just going back to work because he's a man of sheer determination and will
dude I thought j was joking about the fear of sharks turns out I was wrong
Yay funny sock man
Can you try ori and the will of the wisps?
I hope he does a video when the game is out of early acces
What was censored out there towards the start
GIVE HIM. THE DAMN. THUG SHAKER!!!!
Yooooooo
Fuckin LOVE Starcat, I listen to his remix of Bosanska Artiljerija daily and I've watched that video a dozen times
Phoggers
I'm not scared of sharks, but I am scared of the open ocean, so fuck that either way
Didn’t know you knew broleg
time for the end days
kids from da woods
Oh how I hope that this game comes to xbox
good video, but the music seems a bit too prominent/loud in the first half. Anyone else think the same?
"Launch a cannibal into the sun" hahahahaha
It's weird seeing myself in the chat
7 Vaginias XD
Upon seeing the Elden Ring dlc and playing through it: Oh my God. Where am I? Am I in California? Oh God get me out of here!
🦈
Damn, i guess manifest destiny still reigns
fuck yeah more j
Isnt scared of meat abominations, something that challenges the creations of god
Is scared of funny shark tho
10:53 🤨
they don’t know
not a fan of the constant background music... especially when it plays with other music together, that's just weird and headache inducing.
I wonder how J would handle barotrauma, probably just fine since it's not that scary.
YES! YES!
Got this edited fast damn
I was in the same boat as you j couldn’t buy it for the first hour. Couldn’t even load the page then the cart.
I'm glad I got it after the first patch, it's running pretty good with recommended specs on high. Hopefully optimization will improve (it's already pretty good for early access) so I can run Ultra with fewer stutters, but High still looks amazing. Don't know how Endnight did it, but despite being early access it's already a triple a quality game. Though, that says way more about triple a quality than it does SoTF, that an early access indie game is doing everything their tens of millions of dollars in development $60 sticker price world-renown studio developed ultra graphics masterpiece is for half the sticker price and about the same number and magnitude of bugs.
See, this is a survival game since you need to eat to survive, but does it qualify as survival horror since you are also surviving against the horror?