Sakura: "Sasuke why don't you like me?" Sasuke: "Why don't i like you? " Sasuke: "yOu MaDe FuN oF aN oRpHaN fOr BeInG aN oRpHaN iNfRoNt Of AnOtHer OrPhAn!!"
Sasuke: “ugh a kid with sharingan and glasses? Ugh what am I supposed to do” Me: what’s wrong with glasses…. *has the nerdiest glasses and worst sight ever*
this is so perfect such a soothing voice! and together with the background music perfection, still boggles my mind how sasuke ended up w sakura like they never even had a connectionnn
I was actually looking for stuff to make me cry but then I stumbled upon this master piece and I'm completely honest with you you've made my night thanks now I can sleep with a smile on my face ❤️✨👑
Sasuke: it's whatever I guess kinda have to deal with it Us: what if you don't have to Sasuke: what if I don't have to what do you mean Us: how about a hot man like you be with me ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
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Sakura: "Sasuke why don't you like me?"
Sasuke: "Why don't i like you? "
Sasuke: "yOu MaDe FuN oF aN oRpHaN fOr BeInG aN oRpHaN iNfRoNt Of AnOtHer OrPhAn!!"
HAHAHAHAH
💀
Lol fax
Very fair point
sasuke: “who are you where you come from”
me: *eating crackers laying in bed* WHY YOU IN MY ROOM👁👄👁
Sasuke- She made fun of an orphan in front of another orphan
Me- Also being an orphan
Same😂
Aww nah man my dad went after the milk and my mom she went after them PriNgLEs
My dad went for the milk
Sasuke: “ugh a kid with sharingan and glasses? Ugh what am I supposed to do”
Me: what’s wrong with glasses….
*has the nerdiest glasses and worst sight ever*
Im sorry Sakura, BUT ITS SASUKE, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO 😭😭
I swear
Nah I'm not sorry
@@MadaraUchiha-hm5ol LMAO MADARA WHAT 💀
@@asmrbronzz3213 IM SORRY 😭
@@MadaraUchiha-hm5ol Same....
That one dislike from sakrua-
Sakura*
agreed
@@asmrbronzz3213 same
Same
Fr😂
Sasuke sounds so done with life😭🤣
KIRISHIMA WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE😭😭
@@Yn-hd2od AHHH Y/N!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?!?!?
Fr😅
I think Sakura want a child to make sasuke to stay
Man really left forehead girl for another girl with an even bigger forehead 😂
Dude if this actually happened in real life I would literally absolutely undeniably Do everything in my power...... To take his offer.😎
Same!
bro " I don't even know how she got pregnant I haven't even been there I can't remember the last time I was there" bro I was crying 😂😂😂😂
Haha ''Them trash genetics'' got me hard 😂 I would love if you did a part 2 of this because this just amazing
Sarada sadly got them "trash genetics" because of Sakura
@@JayjayD.2007✨ Fact's ✨🤣
I respectfully need a part two because this is a work of art 😁✨✨✨
Exactly :D
this is so perfect such a soothing voice! and together with the background music perfection, still boggles my mind how sasuke ended up w sakura like they never even had a connectionnn
They had a strong connection and you would know if have read the manga
I was actually looking for stuff to make me cry but then I stumbled upon this master piece and I'm completely honest with you you've made my night thanks now I can sleep with a smile on my face ❤️✨👑
I was really like I STOLED YOU MANN~ to Sakura no hard feelings Sakura 😗
top tier asmr my friend loved this 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
*gets closer to Sasuke* 💓
Still hating sakura after 2021 is crazy ☠️☠️
I don't hate her...but I find Sakura slander SUPER funny
@@asmrbronzz3213 if u find that funny then you genuinely have the worst humor known to mankind
I kinda love it that voice was so good 😳👌
Bruhhh I was listening to this in class, and I was laughing so hard, oml
That was the goal hahahaha
Not in class💀
I bet everyone was looking at you 💀
👁👄👁
@@mitsuri482 They were 😭😭
@@ash_thefatgum-simp1388 💀💀💀💀
Damn, Sakura after this, doing her signature move,crying...
Bro woke up and chose violence I swear
YASSSSS YASSSS THIS IS WHAT I WANTED
:Sasuke: the one who the fish : me yeah and the one that healed your arm that you didn’t have
Didn't obito have glasses with the 3 tomoe sharingan
As much as I love naruto I'd happily be with him! My step mom card is ready! 🤣👰🏾
LMAO THIS WAS SO FUNNY TO WATCH 😭😭😭
Sakura punching the air rn🤭
She Abt to destroy the air with that punch 💀
Sasuke: Who the hell are you?
Me: you can call me mommy🤭🤡
im so glad i found this 💀
IM SORRY I LOST IT WHEN HE SAID HE DOESNT KNOW HOW SAKURA GOT PREGNANT HELPPPPP
Bro that line at the beginning-
🤣
LOL
What
@@asmrbronzz3213 what
@@briannacalderon5139 What
Y’all this made me laugh 😂😂
as you should dawg❤
can u make one on itachi pls? this one is great!!
Can you do a part 2 to this please?
Sasuke deserves better
LMFAO NO WAYYY THIS WAS ON MY RECOMMENDED-
I mean.... You're Naruto ... What do you expect?😏 xD ^^
Please make part two of this so we can kiss Sasuke Uchiha right in front of Sakura
Yes definitely
I don’t know why I do this but 3:38 and 5 milliseconds is the middle of the video but i do this with every video
Part 2? Cause I was dying the entire time “them trash genetics” got it 😭
OMG I'M NOT LATE FOR THE FIRST TIME 😭
WWWWW LETS GOOO
@@asmrbronzz3213 HELLO
Hello
@@asmrbronzz3213 you made boruto better!!!
Why
Sorry sakura👁👅👁
Sasuke: it's whatever I guess kinda have to deal with it
Us: what if you don't have to
Sasuke: what if I don't have to what do you mean
Us: how about a hot man like you be with me
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That's a bit uncharacteristically of Sasuke lmaoo but oh well 😂
Im sorry sasuke butttt , im in love whit sakura 🍷
Nah bruh that's all you. You can have her LOL
@@asmrbronzz3213 yey >:D
@@Asmod1a can we possibly share?
@Asmod1a are u in you'r right mind??????????
IM SORRY SAKURA- BUT YOUR MAN IS TO FINE FOR YOU TO HAVE HIM. 😚
someone help meh im startin to simped for anime characters ive never simped for in meh life
I’m here purely for the roasts 🤣😂🤣
You knew what was coming LOL
Lmao poor Saku
I thought it was funny hahahaha
@@asmrbronzz3213 IT IS HAHA
He is related to madara so yea
Bro I said Oh Sakura and then he said Yeah
Can you please make a part 2 of sasuke cheating on his wife with us please we all love it 🥺🥺🥺🥺
I also agree
U are literally making him a scumbag 😮
PLEASE MORE SASUKE CONTENT
Can you make part 2 this is so good
The awkward moment when your real name is Sakura
Maria Kobayashi: I love you so much Sasuke. I admit that Sakura is really annoying.
Plz do a part 2!!
Bet say less
Banana ✍️
BANANA!!!!!
I like it bu mt i know sasuke will choose Sakura cuz ... she is his true love ❤️
LOOOOOOL REAL this is too good nah this dude right here earned my respect.
Good to hear hahahaha
i wouldn't blame him
Part 2 please 🙏🏻✨!
The 10 million dislikes on sakura...
man i really read the title as sakura cheats on sasuke with you....i am so done i didnt even noticed the thumbnail...
Cap u love your wifi
Oh I am Kurapika's wife
Please tell me more Sasuke gonna be coming out
Pt2 please
Bahaha poor Sakura XD
Part 2
01:07 *coughs in shade*
As a sasusaku shipper I don't know if I like this.
hahahahha
Damn that's a little messed up dude.
Isn't he already with Sakura and isn't she already pregnant?
Read the title
ohhhhhhhh my bad my bad@@OrochiFangirl
Sakura is annoying 🤨
fucking disgusting lmao how can ppl say sasuke dosent love sakura when he quite literally broke zakus hands for her
Lol it's jokes
Disrespect 😢
I'm still adore itachi sorry Sasuke your brother is why cooler than you
and sorry I'm late
IURRBVIHRFBVIUEBRFBUO Idk why at the beginning of the video i started laughing idk why but i love the asmr alot ✨
I tried to make it funny hahhahah
@@asmrbronzz3213 well you did well Good job :3
Hell naw
No no no no no no no no hell no no I refu no!
Lol
@@jaidynauprotector739 I cant lie sasuke and sakura is a good ship but,this is better its not real
Facts
👍
What-
Said your kids your looking your have you er. Music you looking your team you have girlslfriend boyfriend you children you you pregnant your
Bruh
Bruh
LMFAOOO
I mean at least he's thinking logically? At least he remembers her making fun of orphan in front of another one thing
Yo did he basically just say imma hand her the divorce papers and take my kid will you be her new mom?
Basically
Part 2