A Day with a Robot (NOT FOR HUMANS)

MERCH STORE:
shop.bbtv.com/...
MOBILE GAME:
apps.apple.com...
Directed by
Brandon Rogers
IG: @brandonbored
TIKTOK: @BrandonRogers
Starring
Kornbread Jeté as Gloria Goopty @kornbreadthesnack
Brandon Rogers as Simian / Helen
Shot by
Joshua Thomas @cassanovafilms
Production Supervisor
Cassie Travis
@nilahindigo
wigs by @dragwigsonadime
costume by @jocelynknobs

[@pNsB]

Brandon: *walks into the building*
Store employee: "oh dear god not again"

[@partyhardy4942]

Good one, lol

[@Scalladosis1234]

Store employee: Ah shit, here we go again...

[@pepsiman4282]

He didn’t but that nerf toy atleast
seriously though elite 2.0 suck eggs and bacon

[@robertgray3710]

Damnit Brandon I told you no more harassing costumers over taking your favorite cereal

[@briannamarie6445]

I would let him go but, he better help pick up

[@aspec9757]

I am genuinely convinced the only reason Brandon can still be within a ten-mile radius of any store is because every time he goes, he is quite literally someone else.

[@gamer47e17]

They just don't recognize him

[@cyborg2254]

Retail workers aren’t going to flip through the 20 page book of Brandon to see if it’s him lol

[@Gam0rDude]

Fuck it, I work retail and I'd see if I can join in

[@Ribbons0121R121]

good, so im not alone on that happening

[@Ergosphere3]

50 shades of Brandon

[@da_queen4174]

The fact that Kornbread is wearing a Heidi N Closet mask at Target is amazing. Also, she is going to be on Drag Race season 14!!! We love you Kornbread!!!

[@MephisPheles]

and you´re right

[@gsmith3755]

Any Brandon Rogers video is not complete without turning into a music video

[@pinapple-cg6vj]

and taking a dark and serious turn

[@fmc9229]

Yeah

[@mike_-hg9xl]

@@pinapple-cg6vj 😂😂

[@Coyote_Trickster]

Damn right

[@Achalacha]

oh my god

[@remi5727]

"f-f-f-fuck this place"
"Yeah what he said f-f-f-fuck this place"
My favorite part 💀

[@youtubesicka4636]

3:32 ffufffuckckc

[@scythen.8516]

You were at 999 likes and it pissed me off

[@matthewvieru4575]

Mine's "I just lowered your credit score mother, do I need to get to three

[@mrsneeze903]

@@matthewvieru4575 same....

[@Ghoulettejess]

I read that right as I was listening to it😭😭

[@xtutotv4675]

the makeup department deserves some praise. Dipping daddy Brandon in silver paint must've been quite the challange

[@Remittingmoon]

True

[@Pitbully6666]

Dude i clicked the like on your comment and i got a ad for grubhub what perfect timing

[@emmastorer9818]

' Daddy Brandon ' 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lou2288]

Mad respect
Also daddy......
Yall need more than jezus

[@tteottaninguiayami]

*insert Homestuck joke *

[@Nebulia]

I blame Brandon for my sense of humor

[@silly.bear.dude6907]

And his humor is a bad thing???? I mean I blame him for my sense of humor but I also thank him 😭😭😭

[@Hll_Ktty-xh6vx]

How are you everywhere

[@silly.bear.dude6907]

@@Hll_Ktty-xh6vx wdym JSJ

[@Hll_Ktty-xh6vx]

@@silly.bear.dude6907
Nebulia is like in almost in every single comment section on RUclips if you look hard enough. I see her on every video is see on the platform-

[@mmaryy9696]

Same

[@what_does_fred_say]

Well lucky for you I failed the “Are you a robot?” question.

[@thesmellyratboy2035]

How do you even do that

[@goatslayer2473]

@@thesmellyratboy2035 I don't know but I do to. there is always the smallest speck of a crosswalk.

[@QueenKajime_original]

@@goatslayer2473 Ah its annoying when that happens.. It isnt difficult to fail it though, just not very common if you get what I mean. You have my respect for such though.

[@robin2527]

Simian is a robot and he still wearing a mask in public *what an icon*

[@firingonsight2846]

Shout out to Covid-19 🤣

[@santaclaus5411]

he doesnt want to get a malware virus

[@avamathers9550]

He’s a good boy

[@ZhavicTV]

The best part it looks like Immortan Joe's mask!

[@haeuneun_]

If a robot will wear a mask than you should too😂🤚

[@leakagevoltage]

“(NOT FOR HUMANS)”
Aliens: ”it’s free real estate”

[@rodimousa9503]

😂

[@jadenpina3989]

What’s a restate

[@sasquatchmedicalservice6899]

it's free real estate

[@Ribbons0121R121]

yes
can confirm

[@KingofRosemary2k]

Not funny lol

[@Joeyblondewolf2]

The kids at the end 🤣

[@macaronii8318]

@E. H. BAHAHAHAHHAHAH-

[@Mr_John_Herbert]

Jesus man you seem to be following me on videos I watch

[@Ricoroxstar]

lmao they like what in the transformer going on

[@Bleakaboo]

Onceler Hi!!!

[@MrChimken]

You are buzzzz a human buzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[@Dorime-sd8ko]

"I just lower your credit score mother"
*Oh my god-*

[@TheEnabledDisabled]

People in China: what so strange about a credit score?

[@Diogenes323]

@@O13975 you make a good point

[@professionalcommentstealer5271]

@@O13975 bruh, that's a speech worthy of a Nobel peace prize

[@understock9751]

This is what X Æ A-Xii will turn into when he hits puberty

[@choochoopicklepie]

PLZZZ

[@sofussigvardt2962]

😭😭

[@eeeeeeee7774]

it's X Æ A-12

[@lukest.romain6208]

@@eeeeeeee7774 Xii means 12 (:

[@eeeeeeee7774]

@@lukest.romain6208 it's not spelled like that (:

[@ahegoamigo8078]

The fact that they let Brandon Rogers record in any public place is the 8th wonder of the world

[@SHARKBAIT_HOOHAHA_]

True lmao

[@cathydraws7895]

I don't think they do let him I think he does it anyways

[@cobra3094]

He's probably banned but his costumes are so well made they don't realise it's him.

[@lynne5536]

Mm-hmm sauce for your pfp please.

[@jonathonsirlord8251]

Thumbnail What that

[@Lucy96XxXx]

This looks and sounds exactly like a winning Eurovision entry

[@errortryagainlater4240]

The accuracy oh my lord 💀

[@sallmandar1027]

@All Mods Are Bas- [AMAB] whats your country?

[@bananamoon1432]

@All Mods Are Bas- [AMAB] The competition is rigged and heavily biased but it's definitely not worth throwing a tantrum about lol

[@theshanaman7805]

@All Mods Are Bas- [AMAB] what country you from

[@jemmascott5559]

I scrolled past but had to come back to like this. The accuracy hurts.

[@brtender7709]

The fact that they allow Brandon in stores is astonishing.
(Edit):
y’all prolly wondering why everyone in the replies is talking bout jesus huh

[@heresgreg]

i don’t think they allow him there. he just trespasses in stores after the kick him out

[@onionsalad2550]

They don’t

[@zeraeda5163]

You are the one to talk, Jesus, you see all

[@jsross2007]

jesus, do you watch these in your free time?

[@callumfootitt5366]

Brandon just has arguably to mutch confdance

[@TheEDMLemon]

I love the “She’s a maniac” 1980’s reference at 2:41

[@Star-xh1dg]

Yeah!!!

[@theylxveleon]

Imagine being one of the people seeing them walk together in that store.

[@Kelpy_Seal]

I’d love it. One time I saw someone in a T rex costume and it made my entire day.

[@larry1013]

It would be one of the happiest days of my life

[@mia-xy8oq]

i’d combust 🥰

[@Fable869]

I'd say "sup" then I'd be on my way

[@moon5472]

I'm gonna be honest, I would imediately think they were some kind of kinky couple lol

[@ZeepAtomic]

Me: Mom, can I watch My Life as a Teenage Robot?
Mom: We have My Life as a Teenage Robot at home:
My Life as a Teenage Robot at home:

[@dagiakechi6523]

I'm Not Complaining, But I Would Want This And The Original At The Same Place

[@shannonshaw3063]

I want a fan animation of this.

[@CraigLess_Cra1g]

and it’s better

[@iangibbsproductions]

I fucking knew someone would write this.

[@jinkoir9192]

LMAOO

[@spo0nz_]

ladies and gentlemen...
We found an actor who can play Mettaton.

[@jemmascott5559]

Take my like and leave.

[@yourlocalweeb1017]

PLSSS I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR A COMMENT LIKE THIS-

[@anonymousbrooks8194]

Here, grab this like and leave.

[@Count_Meowza]

OOOOOHHH YESSSSSS

[@SHADOW_MASTER05]

DEATH BY GLAMOUR 2.0

[@andreryujinchamoun]

The dislikes are the employees who had enough of Brandon’s bs

[@ithriveintoxicity9877]

That’s so much retail workers

[@NikkiZER0666]

Fuck them employees xD

[@hj-ss6pw]

How do you know?

[@andreryujinchamoun]

@@hj-ss6pw it’s a joke

[@andreryujinchamoun]

@@NikkiZER0666 fax

[@Treesarecool1]

"Gets notification for brandon rogers"
"Well let's fucking do it"

[@thatguy7683]

Hmmm lets brew some stew while we watch

[@St-co7ww]

@@thatguy7683 Brewstew is the goat

[@nyxisbestboi]

It's nice coming back here after Gloria's appearance in the Bryce series

[@guffawhyena4831]

Video: "NOT FOR HUMANS"
Everyone: *Did somebody say, human?*

[@zeraeda5163]

I'm a toaster, burning some toast until it burns a house down atm
what about u

[@equestriangamer3981]

it like we do the opisite

[@beefyboi6766]

Who said I was a human

[@lolitsmeanimatins3729]

Lmao

[@blackstar6787]

I AM A POTATO 🥔

[@milestrotter6844]

"I thinks he's into cougars cause I caught him f*ckin' around with a dial up" 😂

[@brunodahlen8489]

That’s the first time Helen actually seemed worried about something at school 0:58

[@mistrmerrick]

bruh

[@partyhardy4942]

True..

[@ScorpionStrike7]

“It actually irritates my soul.”
Me: Why do I relate to that line so much?!

[@tibaazher2792]

Same

[@lou2288]

Imma use it every opportunity I get

[@Noeyc26]

I cannot wait to see kornbread in the acting challenges on rpdr

[@Armorion]

*Gets notification for Brandon Rogers*
"Ah shit, here we go again."

[@bobbywheldon2928]

I know

[@cristinaperez3948]

😂🤣😆👍🏼

[@GambinoTheGoat]

i haven’t seen all those first comments

[@SuperShanko]

Are you the security guard at his local Target?

[@talizorahvasnerd]

Whenever Kornbread Jeté is in a video, you know we’re gonna be fed well.

[@Thespink]

Question : who is that. Please give me context

[@CornStreetVEVO]

@@Thespink the man-lady

[@Jessebadga]

@@CornStreetVEVO correction: drag queen

[@Thespink]

@@Jessebadga k thanks

[@Jessebadga]

@@Thespink you're welcome

[@sythesz]

“1... 2... Do I need to get to three?”
“I just lowered your credit score.”
“do i need to get to three”

[@yakovendelman7659]

**"Quote from the video we all just watched"*

[@sythesz]

@@yakovendelman7659 cry about it

[@kingunknown_9501]

@@sythesz u doing too much now 😐

[@giovannasall8552]

0:32

[@grammernotzi]

Yeah, I did just watch the video...

[@aliyakestano]

Why is no one talking about how amazing that music video was

[@pennytrui1149]

Ikr I loved it

[@TheChannelOfNonsense-j4m]

it was great

[@dagiakechi6523]

That Music Video Was Freaking Amazing!!!!!!

[@smartcam8095]

I love Kornbread in this. God she's so funny in here! Brandon chose right to cast her as the mother. I also notice she's sporting Heidi N Closet's merch

[@leigh42]

"So this what yall teaching in public school" let me go lay down before I pass out from laughing 😭😂

[@mjdamaster7694]

Respect for Brandon Rogers wearing a mask even though they were recording and probably could’ve gotten away with not wearing one

[@Alex02CA]

@@jamiebennett3168 based off of some of the videos these TikTok stars put out, I would beg to differ

[@fizzyswizzy8241]

Jamie Bennett Considering that he’s ran around naked in stores & in public, I honestly wouldn’t have expected him to wear a mask during his skits. But it’s a nice surprise to see that he did :)

[@TheAdvertisement]

I love how well Brandon does that glitch effect. He twitches his head and is so robotic about it!

[@marquis911]

Helluva Boss is now cannon in the BRCU. I wonder if one or more of his characters is Blitzo in disguise or if any of them will soon be animated.

[@rarewhiteryano]

Yep. Heres to hopin

[@amaracaroline9482]

I think when he makes a video called, “A Day In Hell” it’s gonna be around in their hell.
We have a lot to look forward too.

[@aairo5386]

how is it canon?

[@marquis911]

@@aairo5386 Gloria Goopty of Lyle Loopty (L. L.) Robotics from Episode 4.

[@swiftshadow1646]

He sounds like how Alastor would sound like if he cussed constantly

[@makisky4495]

1:13 "he gets to stuttering. I'm tired of that sh*t, it actually irritates my soul." Oh my fcking gosh 😂🤣 Brandon and Kornbread!
Also.. now this music is stuck in my head dammit. 😌

[@ThemostUNoriginalever]

“Do I need to get to three?”
Simian: I just lowered your credit score mother do I need to get to three?
Me: this just got real

[@kublaikhan1383]

Kornbread is about to kill it in Drag Race

[@madlad1391]

The way Kornbread is going to EAT these acting and improv challenges

[@royce6485]

Brandon Rogers is so blissfully continuing on as normal in 2020/2021 and its giving me life

[@odainclarke1178]

Is this an allegory for overpossesive Internet mom’s who force their kids to maintain an image online with the pretense of gaining adult rewards or am I reading too deep in between the lions. (I loved that show)

[@oceanman7176]

it’s about a robot with a massive peen

[@queenharmonygaming]

I didn't realize the show's name was a pun until you made this comment. I'm gonna go yeet myself now

[@Drogo_my_beloved]

r/im14andthisisdeep

[@abigailhurtado36]

KORNBREAD KILLING IT WITH THEM VOCALS🎶🥰

[@Sweetingtea]

“Not for humans”...?
Bro I’m barley even a person-
HIT ME WITH YOUR COMEDY💃

[@kay-dc8495]

If you don't laugh at Brandon, do you have a sense of humour? 😂

[@Vephiren]

If you don’t Think Brandon is funny, You’re a sad shit.
*Joke.*

[@CommanderSteelTrap]

It’s this kind of creativity that makes Brandon my favourite RUclipsr.

[@fernandohp7306]

Exactly!

[@estebangutierrez160]

I can not argue with that

[@statementok]

I'm convinced at this point Brandon just has split personalitys so he just decided to bank of it

[@JordySchunk]

3:21 she just turned to "dancin" for a second there

[@thestoneytimes9079]

Definitely rooting for her to take the crown this season cmon Kornbread !

[@TheCutRat]

music video went harder than I was prepared for

[@rubenfajardo7064]

So... is Gloria Goopty related to Loopty Goopty from Helluva Boss? They both work for LL robotics. That'd be lit if Brandon's universe was part of Vivzie's universe, or vice versa lol

[@rigelamaterios7709]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[@reap3514]

That’s actually a cool theory-

[@throwawayaccountm1325]

I mean...the Hazbin/Helluvaboss Overworld is pretty fucked up.... Your Theory sounds plausible.

[@dieyote_]

I really hope either Sam, Luxy Leroy, Hero, or Helen would appear in Helluva Boss.

[@artemisfowldragon]

Plus the glasses

[@draghorrorstory]

I have never clicked so fast in my life.

[@CallofDutyBlackOps2010]

We live in a society... where Brandon Rogers is fucking amazing

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodto7276]

Fr

[@ebanimations6315]

Cool profile pic

[@MisterLiker]

(3:40)
Kids: "Ah, its Brandon again."

[@waddlecopter3139]

If Robo Fizz was a Brandon Rogers character

[@MartinKhoder]

X AE A-12 has been real quiet since Brandon dropped this video

[@bennyboi3351]

Imagine in the future this is the only survivable evidence of humans.

[@MEDSZ13.08]

Imagine Jake Paul’s the only survivable evidence of humans

[@Kinplaylists]

IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO FIGURE OUT THAT THE LADY IS KORNBREAD

[@k4l715]

Cornbread Kete and Brandon Roger's have got to be the best Comedic Duo ever

[@lynex9670]

I feel like this will have a story like blah blah and Brandon will expand on his character

[@kanirasuli8391]

Literally was thinking the same😂😂

[@helios._.]

It's amazing how Brandon can do so many things at a time and still stay in character

[@queenoffrance6397]

3:35
Y'all can we talk about the fact that Helen has bisexual lightin?

[@crystal8269]

oooO
head cannon for bi Helen lmao

[@elizabethlee2136]

@@crystal8269 Just cause she's bi don't mean anyone would like hellen XD. I think the collective sexuality of human race is united in its "Not Hellen" orientation.

[@crystal8269]

@@elizabethlee2136 NO I WOULD LOVE HER 1000%

[@absinthe9553]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THAT GORGEOUS EDITING?!

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

Brandon is the most creative person. I love his videos for so many damn reasons. He's not only creative, but INSANELY talented, funny as hell, doesn't dumb down his content for the simps out there, and isn't afraid to go all the way crazy. I have been a fan for many years now, and I am convinced the man is brilliant. The shit he comes up with, even when it seems like a big joke, is still amazingly done. My favorite creator.

[@chadbowling2763]

I really want to walk up to him recording in my local target one day I'm not gonna lie

[@berserkfury4788]

Only brandon could come up with an amazing character and music video at the same time

[@JackfromIreland]

In all seriousness, Brandon is an amazing robot actor

[@NidgeDFX]

This song is not a parody of MANIAC. People confused because the one line quoted it but the two songs sound nothing alike except that one phrase.

[@shaneoreilly4406]

1:34 I don’t know why but I found it so funny the way he said fuck mommy

[@angelaplays]

If this isn’t a thing in the future, I’m gonna be really disappointed

[@Coyote_Trickster]

Same

[@kriszbay3702]

same

[@isaac2591]

I'm starting to see what he meant by this character being possibly creepier than Blah Blah.

[@AstrudWorld]

This is why I’m excited for Kornbread on this upcoming season on Drag Race

[@TheWolfie234]

"Do you got gun money?"
SOUNDED JUST LIKE MY MOM

[@narakmar6666]

“I know your credit score mother, do I need to get to 3?”💀💀💀

[@Paparoachfanalways]

He said lowered the credit card score not know your credit card score, Lol!

[@narakmar6666]

@@Paparoachfanalwaysu don’t need to correct me. this is RUclips, not school😐

[@yung_freaks]

"I just lowered your credit score, mother. Do I need to get to 3?" I DIED😂

[@narakmar6666]

@Lisa Cho lol nobody cares, I just said. This is RUclips not school😂

[@yung_freaks]

@Lisa Cho maybe mind your damn business? This is the _internet_ and not everybody speaks perfect english

[@X1Daring2]

I love how he mixes his old school animation editing with his new video style very nostalgic and nice also the robot looks absolutely beautiful and fabulous

[@Gabriel_Judge_of_Hell8929]

0:41 me after my cat hisses at me

[@toni2822]

3:36 "yeah what he said f-f-fuck this place"😂😂😂😂😂

[@mggxea]

This is mostly about... ✨robots childhood✨

[@burnabee]

I can't waaaaaaaait to see Kornbread on Drag Race!!!

[@FriendlyKat]

I had no idea this would turn into a dope music video and I love it. What a twist! 😂
“FF-F-Fuck this place! Take all this shit!” LMAO

[@Jujujulia01]

The icon has returned 🕺💃🕺💃

[@gamingstudent2002]

Im just here to say Kornbread wins season 14 before it airs

[@AR_KILLER-tf5te]

Are we not going to talk about that the song is fire!? That was amazing!!!

[@arandombug9448]

Kornbread looks like a queen! If she doesn't win in RPDR, I'm committing a war crime

[@Saf3tyMeasures]

This song will 100% percent get stuck in my head and I'm okay with that

[@dallasthedirtbag]

3:15 if you pause at the right time you can see him questioning how he got here

[@nodus1735]

Brandon definitely wouldn’t have hung out with me in highschool, but would have shown up to one of my parties

[@yobamos2158]

That song is lowkey a banger

[@anthonytuder]

Unfortunately I wasnt able to watch this because I am human. my toaster, on the other hand, loved it

[@gsleazy1975]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheManTheMythTheGremlin]

This is what happened to the engineer from BRYCE

[@SolluxAmpora]

Well it looks like Kiibo (K1-bo) finally became a pop star ☠️😂🤣

[@TobiasCWoods]

I’m sorry, I will forever see Brandon as Blitzø. This man is crazy talented.

[@thatskully_]

brandon looks really good as a robot

[@ManyArmedMooseDei]

That song and dance number was unironically beautiful.
Marvelous beat to it.

[@scooter2845]

these are the best costumes ive seen in a brandon rogers video

[@fimbless]

I'm here earlier than a white family at church.

[@razberyjom636]

Can we appreciate how Brandon actually went to a target to film this 💀

[@CottonTheCow]

"Not for humans" welp i guess im allowed in 🏃‍♂️💨

[@AncientMotherBeatrice]

the fact that brandon is wearing a better version of Bob the Drag Queen's Runway for Roller Girl is sending me

[@hellbound1164]

all i want in life is a huge painting of all of brandon’s characters together lmao

[@DeepEye1994]

I recommend Googling up "Brandon Rogers' Last Supper"