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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • They took their time,
    never wanting to leave,
    slick track change,
    gallons to the sleeve.
    April in the castle,
    bottles two then nine,
    tearing into slumber,
    empty to the dime.
    A rest upon the exit,
    arrest would not decay,
    the carpel now encumbered,
    silking no delay.
    Shadows burning teeth,
    wide foaming grins,
    coiled 'round the rafters,
    answers under fins.
    Wanting, waiting,
    it wasn't even there,
    Searching, diverging,
    borrowed everywhere.
    And when it hasn't sounded,
    nothing ever ripens,
    thinking beyond measure,
    folding into lichens.

Комментарии • 178

  • @redwood3036
    @redwood3036 11 дней назад +304

    Sometimes I wonder if Ephemeral Rift escaped from an SCP Foundation facility

    • @mattstudios740
      @mattstudios740 11 дней назад +9

      He did.

    • @GreatWallChinaMan
      @GreatWallChinaMan 10 дней назад +6

      SCP-RiftDiver.
      A specially designated SCP creature. Designated appropriately as he has drifted in between realities, helping individuals sleep.
      How innocent this seems is not so innocent when dissected.
      RiftDiver has been helping what seem as random individuals, but in fact are specifically those who fit into the same categories. Such as; insomnia, in need of relaxation, need their brain massaged. There is 1 similarity that is the most important, and that is Time.
      All of the ones RiftDiver has been detected visiting all these individuals at specific times in those respective rifts. It seems he is focused on putting these specific individuals to sleep.
      As to why, we don't know.
      More research is being done.

    • @makarohka1446
      @makarohka1446 5 дней назад +1

      Na his on shrums

  • @solidskullz5736
    @solidskullz5736 11 дней назад +263

    Randomly appears out of thin air, does literally nothing for 43 minutes, doesn’t elaborate, leaves. Power move

    • @texanplayer7651
      @texanplayer7651 11 дней назад +13

      He DOES look into your soul halfway through the video

    • @limitisillusion7
      @limitisillusion7 9 дней назад

      I think he turned his head because his paranoia kicked in like "what if the recording stopped.".

  • @clout3053
    @clout3053 11 дней назад +45

    After watching this I now have a strong craving for glue, a comb, a mirror, and ice

  • @LinkuGames
    @LinkuGames 10 дней назад +5

    This will be my new wallpaper.

  • @ChrisRitty
    @ChrisRitty 11 дней назад +9

    The subtle observation of myself while ER sits at the table as I try to sleep is quite soothing

  • @albertoceballos8892
    @albertoceballos8892 11 дней назад +5

    Sometimes i wonder what his head thinks of next, Other times I am greeted with pure silence like this video, Rift is a modern artist without anyone realizing.

  • @Hamintamindunkenwhamin
    @Hamintamindunkenwhamin 9 дней назад +1

    Accidentally fell asleep to this…I was really tired and looking for an asmr video, put this on not realizing it was completely silent and fell right to sleep

  • @BrahmaMishra
    @BrahmaMishra 11 дней назад +26

    Me after pushing the door when it's clearly written Pull.

  • @greenfrogdev
    @greenfrogdev 11 дней назад +2

    ER, you hit a home run with this one. My ASMR was triggering left and right.

  • @Kyndra_Jade
    @Kyndra_Jade 11 дней назад +1

    I, too, occasionally materialize at the dinner table.

  • @lukachris9016
    @lukachris9016 10 дней назад

    Absolutely love the poem in the description.

  • @regancorbett1562
    @regancorbett1562 9 дней назад +1

    How many mushrooms should one take to watch the entire thing and be entertained, lol.

  • @violentforces1
    @violentforces1 11 дней назад +4

    "Honey.... I'm pregnant!!"
    43:06

  • @yokelo7
    @yokelo7 10 дней назад +2

    Are you alright man?

  • @Sadonyx
    @Sadonyx 11 дней назад +1

    I can't believe he finally made THIS kinda video 🤩

  • @jorunisntreal
    @jorunisntreal 11 дней назад

    This reminds me of that one channel that does sitting and smiling in every video

  • @SeyaDiakite7
    @SeyaDiakite7 11 дней назад

    Only you would go above and beyond with your creative mind. Thank you for existing pal

  • @seta4950
    @seta4950 9 дней назад +2

    very good thank you

  • @GenApol
    @GenApol 10 дней назад

    me having a staring contest with a fly:

  • @erikl9842
    @erikl9842 11 дней назад +1

    "She took the kids and left this morning"

  • @FeralVentas
    @FeralVentas 11 дней назад

    It's the poetry that really makes it hit.

  • @dranenstormwright9254
    @dranenstormwright9254 10 дней назад

    I'm kinda suprised you haven't done anything with Repo: the Genetic Opra yet.

  • @OisinNoel8868
    @OisinNoel8868 11 дней назад +2

    Retirement?

  • @ZERO-po1vu
    @ZERO-po1vu 11 дней назад

    becoming more and more creepy, i like it so much!

  • @the_craptain
    @the_craptain 11 дней назад

    it appears that his neck is finally consuming his head

  • @UnparallelledPeople
    @UnparallelledPeople 11 дней назад +1

    Seconds pasted. Real and felt much like the shockwave of a speeding vehicle. Winds holding me distract me from what this can really be. What the number can add to. It all passes by without pause and they are so so real. Reminds me of my mortality. Withering meat and rotting mind. Decaying and being consumed. Is it morbid and terrifying or beautiful and comforting. We only know we must embrace for this is what it is. Without what would we need. Nothing to need is begging for nothing to survive. Fulcrum.
    Den
    Board
    Fence
    Hospital
    Carving
    Bone
    Can
    Good
    Shell
    Ceiling
    Cord
    Toothbrush
    Frame
    Cabinet
    Plot
    Bed
    Road
    Mountain
    Stalk
    Cloud
    Stump
    Bowl
    Roof
    Collapse.

  • @ryan_yasin
    @ryan_yasin 11 дней назад +1

    thats me sitting in class

  • @pizzag1940
    @pizzag1940 11 дней назад

    Artistic. Are you meditating?

  • @MakoMusic_
    @MakoMusic_ 11 дней назад +1

    I swear if you seek on mobile and slowly go from left to right it is so disturbing and ER just staring is even worse

  • @lornak72
    @lornak72 11 дней назад

    it's like having dinner with my dad

  • @AlexIsBored69
    @AlexIsBored69 11 дней назад

    well i wasnt expecting this but i like it

  • @joshkuehn9648
    @joshkuehn9648 10 дней назад

    Can’t be branched out. Too far in sight of self. Make is snow Papa E!

  • @pickles632
    @pickles632 11 дней назад

    Vegging out with positive affirmations and a creepy camera tilt.

  • @pingawingman7710
    @pingawingman7710 11 дней назад +1

    Glue comb honey and ice is alright but for me it’s the mcchicken sandwhich the best fast food sandwhich

  • @danutz1440
    @danutz1440 11 дней назад

    Did the fungus finally got to him?

  • @tristanpoortenga4134
    @tristanpoortenga4134 11 дней назад +1

    Global center of medtech Innovation?

  • @jayros4269
    @jayros4269 11 дней назад

    Dad's just putting the bread on the table. An honest days work.

  • @MagnusMonsted
    @MagnusMonsted 11 дней назад

    How the npc spends his life when im not in town

  • @idealfather3547
    @idealfather3547 11 дней назад +1

    Should have farted for maximum assertion of dominance.

  • @nicks8991
    @nicks8991 11 дней назад

    Bros got the ultimate attention span

  • @rococoblue
    @rococoblue 11 дней назад +1

    😂 proof that this individual formally known as "paul" can be 100% creative with nothing.😂..beat that AI.😂

  • @p256-c4m
    @p256-c4m 10 дней назад

    this one I like. yes

  • @leomartin7409
    @leomartin7409 11 дней назад

    Adhd persons worst nightmare

  • @naturesrelaxingtouch
    @naturesrelaxingtouch 11 дней назад

    Did he turn his head?

  • @Sharklover653
    @Sharklover653 11 дней назад

    He is slowly losing his mind 😭

  • @suburbia8831
    @suburbia8831 11 дней назад

    WTF is he alright?

  • @zabooka
    @zabooka 11 дней назад +1

    hi

  • @Dave98980
    @Dave98980 8 дней назад

    what is the meaning

  • @pusaeic
    @pusaeic 11 дней назад +1

    youre my favorite youtuber🫶🏻

  • @svenvictory
    @svenvictory 11 дней назад

    "Bomber Licorice Rum" How drunk are you?!
    Oh. Glue, not Blue.

  • @VANILLAZILLA
    @VANILLAZILLA 11 дней назад +1

    Hes lost it

  • @pinipinella
    @pinipinella 11 дней назад

    I don’t get it, but I respect it

  • @holius1
    @holius1 11 дней назад

    what in the....

  • @kanyewest344
    @kanyewest344 11 дней назад

    Chama y no Chama

  • @Free_Hugz
    @Free_Hugz 11 дней назад

    My dad

  • @CreativeDrone
    @CreativeDrone 11 дней назад

    Is this your crypto wallet password?

  • @PaarthurnaX0_0
    @PaarthurnaX0_0 10 дней назад

    Очень пугающее асмр-видео ,если его смотреть😄а не слушать

  • @rmzsonny
    @rmzsonny 11 дней назад

    first

  • @ВикторЧернышов-е5ю
    @ВикторЧернышов-е5ю 11 дней назад

    пол о нем знаю мало и точка qvayt кто и жене тоже скажите что

  • @errestothley2283
    @errestothley2283 11 дней назад +254

    This is how I imagine people who don't play videogames living their lives

    • @ratboi_1
      @ratboi_1 11 дней назад +14

      Usually we scroll through videos mindlessly for hours on end

    • @Didnt_ask69
      @Didnt_ask69 3 дня назад

      Sad

  • @qwerty-ot2lh
    @qwerty-ot2lh 11 дней назад +261

    He's just sitting there menacingly

    • @charliezw3287
      @charliezw3287 11 дней назад +13

      WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO

    • @Dimsummmmm
      @Dimsummmmm 11 дней назад +7

      WE WOO! WE WOO! WEE WOOOH!

  • @holtron8703
    @holtron8703 11 дней назад +144

    This is one of the videos of all time

    • @Kyle.3452
      @Kyle.3452 11 дней назад +3

      No need to get political smh

  • @squatcurldeadlift7346
    @squatcurldeadlift7346 11 дней назад +44

    Entity be damned, Corvus forgot to give Paul his pills again

    • @leomartin7409
      @leomartin7409 11 дней назад +2

      Nan bro corpus gave him the adhd message and he got really focused on thinking

  • @Isaacfess
    @Isaacfess 11 дней назад +60

    Just your average Ephemeral Rift title.

  • @limitisillusion7
    @limitisillusion7 9 дней назад +13

    Everyone thinks he's going crazy. To the contrary, he has ascended to mystic monk. This is a display of patience. It's meditation.

  • @JustinMan730
    @JustinMan730 11 дней назад +10

    Timestamps:
    Sitting at table: 0:01 - 43:48

  • @judicator375
    @judicator375 11 дней назад +19

    This reminds me of Terry Pratchett's Nightwatch. Mr Green sees the young assasin Vetinari standing in the lobby and asks if he can assist. "No thankyou Mr Green, i'm teaching myself to stand still". Mr Green thinks its an odd answer and goes back to his office, then later decides that Vetinari must have gotten bored and left, because he didn't see him again that entire afternoon.

  • @anthonywaldera1706
    @anthonywaldera1706 11 дней назад +13

    Glad to see Rift is branching out to new, interesting, and certainly more exciting projects. This is the kinda content I wanna see.

  • @TheDiabeticGameMaster
    @TheDiabeticGameMaster 11 дней назад +18

    You should film a horror movie, Uncle E. Shots like this in an actual film are always creepy and I think you just might have the brain for making one of the most unique, and interesting, horror films of all time! Don't know if you have any interest but, I, for one, would love to see such a thing!

    • @nectarinedreams7208
      @nectarinedreams7208 11 дней назад +2

      Not really horror. Just surrealist. This is very Lynchian.

    • @spitgorge2021
      @spitgorge2021 6 дней назад

      ​@@nectarinedreams7208 Surrealism is its own kind of horror - that of the unfamiliar.

  • @mattball420
    @mattball420 11 дней назад +14

    Bro is already a professional haunter and he's not even a ghost yet

  • @anthonyfrancois-ospina
    @anthonyfrancois-ospina 11 дней назад +11

    Iron Man: What's he been doing?
    Thor: Absolutely nothing.
    Rift: *just sits there

  • @SuzufaDe
    @SuzufaDe 11 дней назад +10

    Thats actually an impressive performance. I would go crazy over the urge to scratch my fingernails after .... prob. 5 Seconds.

  • @ng2115
    @ng2115 11 дней назад +8

    ER used to put us to sleep. Now he is just giving us nightmares.

  • @Job.Well.Done_01
    @Job.Well.Done_01 11 дней назад +27

    Head turn at 21:30 is huge.

    • @Satanists4Trump
      @Satanists4Trump 11 дней назад

      It’s actually quite brilliant and terrifying if you’re scrubbing thru the video just to see if anything happens.
      Like some Sinister-level subtlety.
      Brilliant 🤘

  • @keithpierce5686
    @keithpierce5686 11 дней назад +6

    Someone call the ghost busters

  • @damnation6713
    @damnation6713 11 дней назад +2

    Rift my friend, I genuinely want to know if you’re ok, we all do. It’s ok to reach out

  • @smniumpurp660
    @smniumpurp660 10 дней назад +2

    Man just rawdogging 40 mins is crazy

  • @hmmmSmh
    @hmmmSmh 11 дней назад +4

    most normal ephemeral rift video

  • @Rei_Plushie_
    @Rei_Plushie_ 11 дней назад +4

    This looks like a shot from Better Call Saul

  • @haki3353
    @haki3353 10 дней назад +2

    Hey unc, stop shaving your beard pls.

  • @adamdhrygck6232
    @adamdhrygck6232 11 дней назад +2

    Guys, i think were losing him.

  • @davethechipmunk8699
    @davethechipmunk8699 3 дня назад +1

    I actually really like this one unironically love the sound

  • @Teastott
    @Teastott 11 дней назад +1

    The fungus got to the cranium. This may affect future installments. Sorry for any confusion- Dr. Corvus C. Clemmens

  • @Skye-Tek
    @Skye-Tek 10 дней назад +2

    Tf is this😭

  • @magiliangaming
    @magiliangaming 11 дней назад +1

    i think this is uncle Es version of a manic episode. hope youre all good

  • @tomw91
    @tomw91 10 дней назад +1

    got a bit too political in the second half

  • @FavoriteVillian
    @FavoriteVillian 11 дней назад +1

    Resident Evil 9 leaked footage

  • @qchroniclesmca6240
    @qchroniclesmca6240 11 дней назад +1

    Why does this remind me of little nightmares?

  • @Renamoose
    @Renamoose 11 дней назад +2

    the man, the rift, the legend

  • @user-vangog
    @user-vangog 11 дней назад +1

    Сначало хотел написать, что чувак свернул не туда где-то в своём хобби. Но потом понял, что у меня мурашки по шее сзади бегут к голове. Как он делает черт возьми? 🧐

  • @Swup
    @Swup 11 дней назад +1

    bro said

  • @SleepyAlienASMR
    @SleepyAlienASMR 11 дней назад +2

    He really just transitioned in

  • @SchuleNervt
    @SchuleNervt 11 дней назад

    Mr. Ephemeral Rift, I understand your video ideas less and less per video. I mean, now you're just sitting there and you can't even hear a fan or anything, like in the bathroom video.

  • @94til_infinity
    @94til_infinity 9 дней назад

    Paul, I was wondering if you like eating Scrapple/Livermush. Being from the Eastern US I can’t help but assume you’ve tried it at some point in life but was curious if it’s something you partake in often or very seldom. It’s very odd that Scrapple/Livermush is only a staple in the eastern US and not commonly enjoyed across the rest of the country quite as routinely. Scrapple/Livermush depending on how it’s prepared is a very nutritionally dense food source. 3oz(1 slice) contains 45% of the recommend Daily Value of Iron, 58% of the recommended Daily Value of Vitamin A along with many other benefits such as Selenium, Vitamin B2, Folate, and CoQ10. In my personal opinion Scrapple/Livermush is better than bacon not only from a nutritional standpoint but taste wise as well. If I’m not mistaken Scrapple/Livermush came about during the Great Depression and originated in Pennsylvania/North Carolina but other accounts can be traced back to Germany as well as the claim Norse Vikings often enjoyed Pon Hoss(Pan Rabbit). My favorite is Neeses Liver Mush. Maybe you would consider a taste test/ trying new things video on breakfast items as it’s said breakfast is the most important meal of the day and many of the foods we still enjoy today came about during times of great misfortune and distress. Thanks again for all you do!

  • @copeland7225
    @copeland7225 11 дней назад +1

    Im glad ER commissioned a wax statue of himself to make this video💗💗💗💗

  • @KiltLeo
    @KiltLeo 10 дней назад

    >be me
    >be riftwalking
    >sits in silence the entire time
    >smiles politely
    >"brown shoe, bröwn shoe, broen shöe, Iäe iäe Kuthulu farhäng rubber chicken pineapple [REDACTED]"
    >fades away

  • @the-witness8811
    @the-witness8811 10 дней назад

    You ok there, buddy? You've been awfully quiet... and still... and staring at the same place for almost an hour now.

  • @NoPreyRemains
    @NoPreyRemains 11 дней назад

    I'm not going to lie.......beardless Rift is starting to scare me.......

  • @maryk9971
    @maryk9971 11 дней назад

    Did you acutally sit there this whole time or did you just play a loop then get right back in position for the head turn ans lesve again to the loop? Caue if its the former, I'm truly impressed

  • @MrBa143
    @MrBa143 11 дней назад

    Honestly disrespectful to youtube to straight up take 44 minutes of storage with this useless crap.