Homestuck : [s] Gamzee: Sing a song about things.

this is what goes on when a 13 year old dookey has nothing to DO with her life one lonely evening that should have been spent hanging out with a bro at a dance.
song is We ran out of CD space by PsychoStick

[@lukestorm4866]

gamzee is alterating between extremly sober and extremly high.

[@Fern1e_]

Joshua Rampersaud Yep

[@Fern1e_]

Joshua Rampersaud He killed Dave

[@lukestorm4866]

exactly

[@2wuv]

Luke Storm isn't he always sober + high?

[@2wuv]

Luke Storm plus, I have you 69 likes boii

[@demenntedDolphinn]

This is one of those songs where it sounds really beautiful if you speak no English at all

[@saint2600]

demented Dolphin I don't know why nobody's given you a trophy yet oh my god

[@daphne5302]

Same

[@arden222]

YES.

[@devon6236]

...wow.

[@galaxtorykz8435]

*_yo tengo_*

[@notoriousneht4530]

what if your mouth was filled WITH BROKEN GLASS and FIRE ANTS

[@gaygranola]

*3-meat

[@subspace2913]

;-;

[@ceilingeye]

This is why my second grade teacher banned me From asking "what if"

[@bloomoutloud2320]

You're not alone buddy

[@orion-nebula4264]

I'm getting there

[@erenisangry4315]

Mine to XD

[@irlcronusampora1931]

Sick As Frick same

[@koushikgupta7369]

Same here

[@HezrouDhiaga]

This song is disturbingly random.
I approve.

[@Account-jw1ky]

Hezrou Dhiaga me too also what’s your zodiac?

[@Ren-gv9uv]

No wonder karkat steals hands, his hot pocket hands must have been eaten and now he seeks revenge on humanity by forcing them to suffer a handless fate.

[@TheShadowsWillAlwaysRemain]

Oh my fucking good that's amazing.

[@wayverleesoulsong]

Church Grim wonk ;)

[@baldkiwi444]

wait
that reminds me of a jojo character

[@cornmaze1630]

Ah
Yes
I get the joke
Haha

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

Oh my gog i can't even- XD

[@alexhackett1312]

Gamzee has had way too much faygo

[@candycorn6666]

+Alex Hackett NoT eNoUgH bRo.......NoT eNoUgH :0)

[@alexhackett1312]

+Gamzee Makara what does this stuff taste like anyway?

[@candycorn6666]

+Alex Hackett MiRaClEs :0)

[@hadesbaby2180]

+Alex Hackett watered down lollipops

[@rukia11000]

my mom says cough syrup and juice, i say it tastes like cherrys and amazemrent(talking about redpop)

[@creepywolf1004]

I want this played at my funeral

[@xavierjohnson-cheney7334]

I'll see to it

[@princenoonebutonly]

May I attend?

[@Emi_H523]

same

[@creepywolf1004]

hell yeah

[@candycorn6666]

+Creepy Wolf Me ToO :0)

[@mantisemalf-kinnie1847]

OK but is nobody gonna mention that he shot a crocodile at dave

[@orion-nebula4264]

Poor Dave

[@orion-nebula4264]

Uhh Meow DAVE, RUN

[@gamz33]

i MoThErFuCkInG hAtE tHaT gUy

[@bluecloud3091]

Gamzee Makara Why though?

[@gamz33]

WhY tHe MoThErFuCk NoT

[@bannnz]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS SERIOUS AND NOW IM WHEEZING 15 SECONDS INTO IT

[@lymantriadispar]

Creature Lynx yup

[@lymantriadispar]

Creature Lynx yup

[@joemama2220]

What if.....
What if, what if everyone you knew was actually a lie?
What if they were homestucks all along?
What if they were all hussies in disguise? 0no

[@Cryptwalker]

wwhy did you evven say that that wwould be a nightmare

[@joemama2220]

Eridan Ampora
im sorry.... it just kinda.... ;n;

[@ResoluteChaos]

All Hussies in disguise...xD
I can just imagine everyone killing eachother...

[@joemama2220]

*****
yea....were all screwed.

[@Jsturski]

Amanda Syers
But then hussies who are friends are like "aw yeah lets kill together before i kill you" And then hussies that hate each other would be like "I AM GONNA KILL UUUUUUUU I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL HAHAHAHAH!"

[@deceasedcosplays1900]

GAMZEE YOURE WAY TOO HIGH.

[@sylvashtda7681]

nope, he is sober

[@deceasedcosplays1900]

+Sylvash TDA Oh yeee

[@sylvashtda7681]

KitKatKarKat yas now I want kitkats

[@deceasedcosplays1900]

I shall give you many Kitkats :3 *gives kitkats*
Sylvash TDA

[@sylvashtda7681]

KitKatKarKat huh! chess! *fist pumps*

[@firewolfanimations3297]

I want a dad made of rainbows
And a face made of bumblebees
I love rainbows
AND I LOVE BEES MORE

[@jadeharley1482]

Dude calm down your Sollux is showing

[@firewolfanimations3297]

+Jade Harley nO

[@shelbybunny]

Trust me, you wwouldn't

[@brendenstephens8031]

ii al2o liike bee2

[@firewolfanimations3297]

+Soullux Captor Oh, hello Sol-pai

[@MrLedger]

-crying- this song is so intense.

[@tentacleboi2255]

Karkat Vantas You were my flush crush once.

[@MrLedger]

Fieryiinfinity oh cool

[@tentacleboi2255]

You are FluffKat(kawaii)Vantas.

[@MrLedger]

Fieryiinfinity hm ??

[@alexkatty8809]

where do the squirrels go during hurricanes?
what if your butt was on your chest?
what if guitars could squirt out sour cream, and nacho cheese, and pure sulfuric acid?
what if the world was made of-
(that's how the rest of the song goes)

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

I sure do enjoy drinking a nice cup of pure sulfuric acid in the morning

[@philtrashno2]

@@Forlorn_Overseer its quite a refreshing beverage dont you think

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

@@philtrashno2 Indeed it is

[@FiSH-iSH]

re: “what if your butt was on your chest”
*female check*

[@japanesemyth]

Ship long neck gamzee and Hawaii tavros.

[@dylanfulcher5134]

Totally ship.

[@mianerdia]

the OTP

[@marcelinesutcliff4333]

kawaii hawaii tavros

[@furiousmagician5912]

I ship tavezoid and hot pocket karkat

[@vampiravoid]

If my hands were made of hot pockets I would be handless very quickly.

[@ryanweihofen4805]

Still recovering the crocodile incident I'm blown away at the fact that I survived.

[@kaleighslavens7503]

Dave Strider don't you think that they kinda look like Nak Naks

[@ryanweihofen4805]

+Kaleigh Slavens holy shit your right

[@kaleighslavens7503]

Dave Strider at first I thought that they were a penguin/crocodile hybrid

[@ryanweihofen4805]

+Kaleigh Slavens lol

[@tomatojuice2172]

Dave Strider
Wait it wasnt a nakodile

[@jadeharley1482]

Is no one going to mention that Gamzee said "fapple sauce"

[@foxcheetah6035]

I am enlightened ;-; .- . /)'-'(\

[@tomatojuice2172]

Jade Harley
I hear that now

[@jadeharley1482]

Tomato Juice now you will never unhear it

[@tomatojuice2172]

Jade Harley
Nope

[@hattyhattington5257]

DAVE FAPS TO APPLES I FUCKIN KNEW IT

[@alexkatty8809]

Am I the only one who actually legitimately thought about some of this stuff?

[@bookie5642]

Your not alone bro. I do too lol

[@sqirits3060]

nope. my mouth actually started bleeding when I bit it and cringed when he said 'mouth filled with broken glass'

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

No i was too

[@danteazazel6644]

This guy singing the song has a surprisingly nice voice ;-;
talent used perfectly *thumbs up

[@haloythere2833]

"What if the world was made of other worlds combined into a world just like the world you started with?"
Gamzee just sang actually really meaningful lyrics.
WHAT

[@insanitywing9520]

This song is just....
it fits Gamzee's personality so much, you don't even know
It's beautiful

[@evanspetshop3757]

BROKEN GLASS AND FIRE ANTS

[@sabrinyahh]

SpadesAtmosphere and creamy jambalaya

[@chimplar]

aw man i thought it was 3 meat

[@nylonsghost7938]

He got really intense and I lost it entirely. I was like WTF? *dies*

[@deadtired2397]

JuSt WhAt If..... MiRaClEs MaN :o)

[@TereziCherryStrudelPyrope]

HOLY SH31T G4MZ33
MY M1ND 1S FUCK1NG BLOWN >:O

[@SUNNYDINTHEREAL]

nah

[@hattyhattington5257]

GAMZEE, I KNOW YOU WERE NOT ON SOPOR SINGING THIS WHAT THE HELL WHERE YOU ON?

[@kadebrewer5546]

"What if the world was made out of other worlds combined into a world that looked like the world that you started with?" Did he.... did he just explain Homestuck?

[@danastr3128]

Waaaait.... He actually did omg...

[@Icajunihy]

It's like stupidity mixed with insanity distilled down to a liquid form, like some kind of wicked elix-...
Well fuck.

[@theepicone100]

Do you mean elixe-...
I see.

[@ipastahproi6311]

Screw it.
My theme song.
*Totally Proud*

[@CodenGlith]

iPastahProi ha

[@exoticbutters4445]

Face made out of bumblebees - i think that was sollux right there - *MIND HONEY REFERENCE INTENSIFIES*

[@monkie4714]

Exotic Butters NEVER EAT THE MIND HONEY

[@CH-no2gr]

videos that instantly transport you back to 2011 when you were like 12...godspeed op wherever you are now

[@furiousmagician5912]

i was 4 when this video was made

[@okuriinu1975]

I sit bored somewhere, I can't be bothered to do anything so I contemplate. What is life? Why does anything exist?
What if the world was made of glazed donuts.....?

[@LighningNova]

Damn, this song is deep.

[@hvdrochoos]

This is the single most majestic thing in the multiversi

[@dronz3881]

Gamzee is only half the man he was now...

[@marcelinesutcliff4333]

Too soon

[@phoebegraham5990]

Marceline Sutcliff It's never too soon for a joke sponsored by Kanaya Crisps!

[@asthmaticandgay8067]

You mean eridan? Cause gamzees just full of holes.

[@luckyc4t110]

Roses are red,
The sky is up,
Why did I click,
This is fucked up.

[@hattyhattington5257]

ThIS iS mIrAcULIoUS

[@nancishurtugal4990]

_let me guess, you heard this song on nightvale._

[@zent8324]

Heya m8

[@nancishurtugal4990]

_AlL hAiL tHe GlOw ClOuD._

[@dr.texasman7483]

Nanci Shur'tugal wait this was on Nightvale?

[@nancishurtugal4990]

i dunno, sounds like it.
i really need to get caught up on that

[@merrittanimation7721]

"GUYS GAMZEE FOUND THE GUITAR AGAIN!"

[@Konekun]

This Is Now My Freaking Ringtone.
Just Imagine If You Were Taking An Exam In Class.
. . ."What If Your Room Was Filled With Lots And Lots Of Puppy Dogs You Would Be Like 'Awww Look At The Puppy Dog- Bwaaaaa C'mere, C'mere. Awwwww, What'cha Doing Little Guy? What'cha Doing?! ABUJAABUJAA WHOSHAPUPPYDOG? YOUREDAPUPPYDOG ITSCHAPUPPYDOG. PUPPYDOGGY! XDDD

[@sqirits3060]

pacman eats the donut world and gains a god tier! :D

[@lidiaandlogan9571]

Eater of Donuts
~Beastie

[@sqirits3060]

i forgot i ever wrote this comment

[@SoNowWhat01]

thought about this video during an exam and nearly lost my shit.

[@ashey-hollow5458]

In this song gamzee slowly becomes sober

[@orion-nebula4264]

True

[@atomykebonpyre]

This is a true work of art. I love it. Gamzee is either super fuckin sober or high as a kite and there’s no in between.

[@cat__vomit]

OMFF HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS EXISTS THIS IS MY FAVOURITE SONG :D

[@tomatot-rex7693]

this is the meaning of homestuck ,-,

[@indecisiveyama5081]

This shitposting is too intense.

[@mitunacaptor37]

This is my theme song at 3AM

[@wonderlandwind4317]

my first thought when it ended.
GOD DAMMIT GAMZEE

[@bennett4789]

This,
This very well may be the greatest thing that has ever happened to this universe. MiRaClEs

[@TeaforSatan]

Wait did he say Fapple sauce? XD

[@Thetiredteddy]

Yup

[@TeaforSatan]

Oh-

[@abrampaul8037]

yes

[@abrampaul8037]

yes

[@tentacleboi2255]

Yes

[@cherry_ice_fangirl8369]

Someone: so who's Gamzee?
Me: *shows them this video*

[@draquela96]

I can't stop laughing, this is so perfect, I actually CRIED from laughing

[@HellDragon259]

Ninja robot dad........... Bro

[@rainbowstar75]

Gamzee go home. You're drunk.

[@forestheart3188]

Gamzee why I was trying so hard not to laugh.

[@forestheart3188]

Oh it's me from like 9 months ago hAHAHA IF ONLY YOU KNEW THE PAIN OF HOMESTUCK. Behold, past me, I have finished Homestuck, and I am dead inside.
The good old days when things were somewhat okay and nothing really hurt that much

[@lemonade-luvr]

**HEARS THE BEGGINING**
NONONONONONONONOONONONONONOONONOOONOOOOO
NONONOOnononoono no.
no..
yeah nevermind

[@lemonade-luvr]

Fuck my life

[@pinkghost1094]

I still come back to this years later

[@janearkansas2569]

So much to think about…

[@Nieveria]

this is possibly the most unexpected thing that could possibly have been in the official psychostick fan stuff playlist

[@dlm969]

This song when it talked about worlds it caused mindfucks

[@ariellefeiler6188]

If the world was made of glazed donuts, there would be no world left, seeing that I would eat it.

[@ThisCatIsBored]

*DAVE STRIDER*: approves of his new dinosaur thumb.
also SOULLUHX KNO

[@maxolszta5324]

I wad obsessed with this video in like 2017

[@vverlaine]

this is what you call a "miracle" :o)

[@anabelwright7519]

Gamzee the night blogger.

[@furubafan197]

This song is beautifully random. *likes* I approve.

[@hausguests]

I KNOW RIGHT??

[@ranedoesvidstv]

8357 50NG 3V3R

[@hausguests]

ranedoesvidstv W1LL Y0U J01N MY CL0N3 4RMY 0F M17UN4 C4P70R5?

[@tentacleboi2255]

♪"What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur?"♪
The way he said it. I died.

[@dumdumm3299]

videos that changed your 11 year old life.

[@ultrabyssal]

This is MIRACULOUSLY random! A masterpiece! Even better is that Gamzee is singing it :3

[@absoluteCatastrophy]

finally, after all these years
i found it

[@collectorsinsidecollection]

i miss this

[@snickerdoodle7877]

Let this be a lesson to you, children: don't do drugs and then try to make money off the songs you wrote while high as a fucking kite. Or do, and make the entire entertainment industry obsolete with the sheer, otherworldly wonder of your music.

[@Wacklps]

Why Cant I Stop Listening To This?

[@pr0v0cative4pple]

This cannot POSSIBLY be 11 years old holy SHIT

[@ToastBaumYA]

his voice is way to beautiful!

[@MrTattooguy13]

i THOUGHT HE SAID FAPPLE SAUCE

[@gamzeemakara9759]

Dirk Strider tAv,TaV l dld'Nt

[@fandomlyrandomsrandomchann7054]

ME TOO XD

[@sqirits3060]

he did

[@muffinsara]

AFTER I SAW YOUR COMMENT I WENT BACK AND LISTENED TO IT AGAIN AND HE DIIIIIDDDDDDD

[@muffinsara]

Knowiing Dave, iit ii2 very po22iible that ii2 true.

[@c4bsi]

this is beautiful. life is beautiful.

[@ravenalchemy610]

What if the crocodiles shot heat speaking killer bees to ensure there was no escape >::::0)

[@SUNNYDINTHEREAL]

what if vriska and gamzee combined, just look above

[@AnaphylaxisClips]

This song is a part of my soul

[@furiousmagician5912]

my soul was dead but this became my soul

[@sgtbathsoap]

This vid genuinely slaps, it captures the characters very well, this vid is very funny and extremely well done,

[@thatonegirludontknow]

WHY IS THIS SO PERFECT?

[@alexrojas9013]

This is perfect , this is beautiful, this is ART

[@OnionFairy99]

i have been laughing non stop for a few minutes now. help.

[@voidheir]

I fuckin love Gamzees hippie hair in this tho
So canon

[@meweber90]

This embodies everything I love about the internet.

[@marcelinesutcliff4333]

Singing this in the middle of Biology yessss

[@furiousmagician5912]

i forgot this existed until it was recommended to me at 12am

[@tuxedoshark1136]

This is basically late night Tumblr in a nutshell.

[@tomatojuice2172]

TuxedoShark
Haha

[@nicholiesraviolies9974]

l.u.v this freaking SONG!! oh and gamzee too

[@VivViciousxx]

Me: I need *ideas*
Mind:

[@vriskaserket7630]

Gamzee summed up in 3 minutes and 22 seconds.
When he's not going on murderous rampages...

[@destinydynamites]

can u believe the person who made this is twenty four now

[@michaelfindley5857]

Broken glass! AND FIRE ANTS! and creamy jambali~

[@str4wberry45]

WHAT I THINK ABOUT EVERY DAY.

[@mollymauk9028]

christ i love this art style

[@ArchosTLB]

So beautiful gam ;~;

[@RanatashiShikon]

Gamzee+Psychostick+one of my favorite Psychostick songs=
i love you.
FOREVER

[@The-toast]

WELL... THATS ENOUGH RUclips FOR TODAY

[@redlook5562]

i watched this before i knew about homestuck
best / worst decision i ever made in my life

[@bookie5642]

Sounds like regular Gamzee talk to me. XD

[@TigirlakaLaserwolf6]

I LOVE THIS SONG. AND THIS BAND.