Coach Z is implied on many occasions to be homeless, jobless, needlessly creepy and generally depressing to be around. He also seems to alternate between showering all the time and not showering enough. Strong Bad decided he only needed a new jacket.
Homestar called it quits (albeit temporarily) on "Homestar Ruiner," and we see Strong Sad with horns and a tail. ...Jury's still out on if he was BORN with one or not.
I think more than Strong Bad's imagination is broke. He missed a great opportunity for a comeback after Strong Sad stood there in that getup and said "OK, bye, _weirdo_ ..."
Keith Pixton Bubo was a mechanical owl that Athena sent to aid the hero Perseus in “The Clash of the Titans” (1981). It’s an astonishingly good fantasy movie for its time.
This sbemail came out the same day my middle school girlfriend moved to another state. I was devastated. I remember recording the song by holding my flip phone up to the computer speakers. The next day at school, and over the following couple of weeks, I'd listen to the song whenever I felt lonely or depressed. Still, it has a melancholic effect on me, but it helped me through a hard time. Thank you, Chaps.
My friend's recently asked me what everyone wanted for dinner and I almost said "Beef... Stew..." but I remembered that was the sign of a broken imagination, so I said "Stew with Pumpkin" and the results were amazing so... just use it as a pivot point!
birth of a halloween costume I love that the chaps respec TMBG so much they didnt even pitch the song up slightly to put it more within Matt's singing range. then again SB also has trouble hitting the lowest notes of that one TGS song with staplesauce, so it happens.
Weeeel the poopsmith he could talk, and marzipan could rock, and the stick would be this big old tree that would eat everyone except the cheat and me. AND ME!! We'll see. And the King o town would be underground in a box filled up with pees! Bub's would give away flamethrowers that shoot chocolate hundred dollar bills, and my stupid baby brother would have been with horns and a tail! And coach z would wear a school jacket, and Homestar just couldn't hag it, and Pom-Pom wouldn't change at all so he'd look like a ABA basketball.
Temmie Flakes And this little weirdo, would be a modestly hot girl, to make it through the hard times. You know the kind that are only sorta hot so they don't mess around with other guys.
Pour hot soup in Homestar's eyes, eh, Steven? That sounds like a pretty good- wait! What'd your email say again? (reading it over) Oh, OH! Sorry. That's funny!
Strong Bad: Weeeelll The Poop-Smith he could talk Poop-Smith: Hello Strong Bad: And Marzipan would rock And the Stick would be this big old tree That would try to eat everyone Except the Cheat and me Strong Mad: And me! Strong Bad: We'll see And the King of Town would be underground In a box filled up with peas. King of Town: I hate peas. Strong Bad: I know. Bubs would give away flamethrowers That shoot chocolate hundred dollar bills Bubs: Imitation chocolate. Strong Bad: And my stupid baby brother Would have been born with horns and tail Strong Sad: I'm evil. Strong Bad: And Coach Z would wear a school jacket Coach Z: Check it out y'all. Strong Bad: And Homestar just couldn't hack it. Homestar: I quit! Strong Bad: And Pom-Pom wouldn't change at all Except he'd look like an ABA basketball Two, three, four And this little weirdo would be a modestly hot girl To help me through the hard times You know the kind that are only sort of hot so they don't mess around with other guys Homsar: AaaAaah. I'm forever your girl.
The Lyrics: Weeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhllllllll, the Poopsmith, he could talk, THE POOPSMITH: (in a surprisingly deep voice) Hello! And Marzipan would rock, and The Stick would be this big ol' tree that'd try to eat everyone except The Cheat and me. STRONG MAD: AND ME! We'll see. And The King of Town would be underground in a box filled up with peas... THE KING OF TOWN: I hate peas! I know! Bubs would give away flamethrowers that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills... BUBS: Imitation chocolate! And my stupid baby brother would have been born with horns and a tail... STRONG SAD: I'm evil. And Coach Z would wear this cool jacket. COACH Z: Check it out, yo! And Homestar just couldn't hack it. HOMESTAR RUNNER: I quit! And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all, 'cept he'd look like an ABA basketball. (Two, three, four.) And this little weirdo... would be a modestly hot girl to help me through the hard times. You know, the kind that are only sorta hot so they don't mess around with other guys. HOMSAR: DaAaAa, I'm forever your girl! Lyrics Provided By hrwiki.org
I knew somebody who really didn't like beef stew. As he eloquently said in a poem of his, "I like big trees I like my left shoe I like bumble bees I don't like beef stew Or you I hate you Almost as much as beef stew But not quite It's shite" Apparently he found it very odd that I memorized that so quickly.
Hey, Strong Bad isn't wrong at the end depending on what stew he means. Boeuf Bourginon is npt only the best kind of beef stew, but probably one of the best things I've ever eaten.
Modestly Hot Homsar has only made one actual appearance but the fan costumes will always haunt Strong Bad.
He brought it upon himself
Mostly Hot Homsar, and only one iota hotter. You can do all the sultry poses that sitting on your desk will allow. Still. Modestly. Hot.
Unfortunately, I'm Not Attracted To Her.
Unfortunately, I'm Not Attracted To Her.
Coach Z is implied on many occasions to be homeless, jobless, needlessly creepy and generally depressing to be around. He also seems to alternate between showering all the time and not showering enough. Strong Bad decided he only needed a new jacket.
He's also very occasionally a mom....
@Robert Hoffman He's only occasionally a coach. There was a SBemail where he didn't even know what a basketball was.
@@EmployeeJoe630 can i call him a milf
He can't afford the electric bill he's just depressed and manic
Jorbless*
Well, the Poopsmith has talked and Marzipan has rocked, so now we just wait for everything else.
I'm forever your girl?
So, as far as we know Homsar is a girl?
Homestar called it quits (albeit temporarily) on "Homestar Ruiner," and we see Strong Sad with horns and a tail. ...Jury's still out on if he was BORN with one or not.
@@Ryusuta an embarrassing plastic surgery perhaps
In a fan costumes we have seen modestly hot girl Homsar
Modestly Hot Homsar has to be one of the most disturbing concepts that ever came out of this franchise.
More disturbing than Marshie?
I'm forever your girl!
Not as disturbing as Papa Cardgage's Puddin' Patch
@@BennSimonn Where is Tompkins, where is coleslaw, here I am.
I'm still stuck on Marzipan dating Homestar.
I think more than Strong Bad's imagination is broke. He missed a great opportunity for a comeback after Strong Sad stood there in that getup and said "OK, bye, _weirdo_ ..."
Yes his brain must have had a stroke to let Strong Sad cut on him like that.
I don't know, Beef Stew is pretty great. 😋
@@timwoods2852 Beef Stew is freakin awesome, but it's no Trogdor.
@@timwoods2852 Depends if it's made by someone great at cooking.
He was burnt out by all the imaginin'
If there was a Clash of the Titans Con, I would dress up as Strong Sad dressed up as Calibos. 👹
ObiWanBillKenobi Hey, look for a fantasy con by you.
Make sure you bring back a Bust of Boobo
What is a Boobo?
Keith Pixton Bubo was a mechanical owl that Athena sent to aid the hero Perseus in “The Clash of the Titans” (1981). It’s an astonishingly good fantasy movie for its time.
I'll see about watching it.
This sbemail came out the same day my middle school girlfriend moved to another state. I was devastated. I remember recording the song by holding my flip phone up to the computer speakers. The next day at school, and over the following couple of weeks, I'd listen to the song whenever I felt lonely or depressed. Still, it has a melancholic effect on me, but it helped me through a hard time.
Thank you, Chaps.
Did you move on from her and get a modestly hot girl?
Most of me thinks your story is so sweet and touching. The rest of me wants to compare you to Strong Sad.
It's funny how you can go years between rewatches of this, but know the song by heart when it starts and sing along.
The "modestly hot Homsar" solo has lived rent free in my head for years now.
Unfortunately, I'm Not Attracted To Her.
"I hate peas!"
"I KNOW!"
The look on Strong Mad's face when Strong Bad says "We'll see." XD It's PRICELESS!
I'm so glad I stumbled on strong bad emails I can still quote almost all of the original emails
narcaraify me to...
Which one has Strong Sad saying “Hold the Line, Hold the Line? I thought this was the one. Maybe it was an Easter egg?
The Best Thing Ever: Beef Stew
Yep, it's busted all right.
Keith Pixton I'm gonna go... Place
*the paper enters*
I for one approve. 😋
What happened to the Chair Scoot sound?
My friend's recently asked me what everyone wanted for dinner and I almost said "Beef... Stew..." but I remembered that was the sign of a broken imagination, so I said "Stew with Pumpkin" and the results were amazing so... just use it as a pivot point!
"Pour hot soup in Homestar's eyes" kills me every time I hear it. XD
Okay! Hot soup is on my eye!
@@zhanefulp "Oh no, now you're doing a hip-hop dance on my face!"
@@kirbyhero256 head
@@kirbyhero256
Hey that's a good dance!
I must say, this is my favorite email-reading song at the beginning.
"Yes,IstillwantthebustofBubo."
I'm from WV and a kid in my class named Steven swore he wrote this email. all these years later I want to believe
i remember memorizing this song when i was 7, omg.
I was probably 11 or 12
And to think that the Different Town song's instrumental was composed by They Might Be Giants...
Pimptrap The Strong Badian Pimp That is so awesome!
TMBG even recorded a demo of it, which you can hear on the commentary.
Poyotrap - oh wow, I never knew that! TMBG are always popping up in the most random places 😁
the lead singer is actually a homestar fan and wanted to do a song for them
TMBG has done a bunch with them. Check out the wiki
Huh. I remember watching this so often when I was little, but I only just noticed Bub's saying "imitation chocolate" at 0:57
They need to bring back rockin' Marzipan sometime.
I think she dressed up as Stevie Ray Vaughan and as Joan Jett.
Cool Tapes
birth of a halloween costume
I love that the chaps respec TMBG so much they didnt even pitch the song up slightly to put it more within Matt's singing range. then again SB also has trouble hitting the lowest notes of that one TGS song with staplesauce, so it happens.
i think this is still my favorite sbemail. almost 15 years later and i still know every word
My favourite episode. Impossible to not sing along.
I'm eating beef stew right now, and let me tell you... his imagination is not broken at all.
Who was giving it to you?
dahhaaa I'm forever your girl
They really should have done more with moderately hot Homsar.
Rule 34 says they have done QUITE enough with her already 😅
It's interesting that at least two of these things have happened since this came out: The Poopsmith he _can_ talk, and Marzipan can rock (Cool Tapes).
1:14 this is my ringtone when my girlfriend calls me
oof
god, i loved this short. still one of my favorites if not my top pick of the sbemails.
All we need is a Karaoke version of this thing.
Thumbs up if anyone has that Different Town song memorized.
TMBG
Weeeel the poopsmith he could talk, and marzipan could rock, and the stick would be this big old tree that would eat everyone except the cheat and me. AND ME!! We'll see. And the King o town would be underground in a box filled up with pees! Bub's would give away flamethrowers that shoot chocolate hundred dollar bills, and my stupid baby brother would have been with horns and a tail! And coach z would wear a school jacket, and Homestar just couldn't hag it, and Pom-Pom wouldn't change at all so he'd look like a ABA basketball.
Temmie Flakes And this little weirdo, would be a modestly hot girl, to make it through the hard times. You know the kind that are only sorta hot so they don't mess around with other guys.
make it ----> help me
aAah I'm forever your girl.
This might be my favorite sbemail.
0:49
Here I am waiting for someone to make a still image of the KOT buried alive with a million peas.
He hates peas
Keith Pixton We know!
🎵Bubs Will Give Away Flamethrowers That Shoot Chocolate Covered Dollar Bills🎵
Funny how some of these came true.
The Poopsmith broke his vow of silence for the 200th e-mail and Marzipan started a rock band called "Cool Tapes".
I’m glad to own this on dvd
also noticing how every time Strong Sad appears he smoothly gets Strong Bad to look like an idiot.
Man I loved this song.
And not one iota hotter.
This song popped into my head randomly today
To this day, we all still want the bust of Bubo. Because Bubo is freaking awesome.
I miss this song thanks for uploading it
Pour hot soup in Homestar's eyes, eh, Steven? That sounds like a pretty good- wait! What'd your email say again? (reading it over) Oh, OH! Sorry. That's funny!
OKAY! hot soup is on my eye!
Eh, Steve!
Greetings from Place
This is honestly the best Homestar Runner song I've ever heard. Man, the Chaps bros. were so creative
This song is honestly a banger
I love that I still remember this song ROFL
That counterpoint at the start would make Bach jealous
The fact that Strong Bad finds Homesar even remotely attractive in any capacity should warrant psychological evaluation
Still a catchy classic in November 2020. I'm gonna go. Place
You know, this song was written by They Might Be Giants.
TMBG!
Oh yeah, this is the one with the song by They Might be Giants!
One, but not _the_ one. :-)
Indeed!
I haven't heard this since I was a kid, and man, it's still burned in to my brain
1:14 two seconds HRT. ;P
I LOVE this song!
EH STEVEN: THE EH STEVE ORIGINS
I really wanted to click that Eh Steven, cause I KNEW there would be something there!
Pass the aux cord
To be fair, beef stew is pretty awesome.
Especially with sour cream
Strong Bad: Weeeelll
The Poop-Smith he could talk
Poop-Smith: Hello
Strong Bad: And Marzipan would rock
And the Stick would be this big old tree
That would try to eat everyone
Except the Cheat and me
Strong Mad: And me!
Strong Bad: We'll see
And the King of Town would be underground
In a box filled up with peas.
King of Town: I hate peas.
Strong Bad: I know.
Bubs would give away flamethrowers
That shoot chocolate hundred dollar bills
Bubs: Imitation chocolate.
Strong Bad: And my stupid baby brother
Would have been born with horns and tail
Strong Sad: I'm evil.
Strong Bad: And Coach Z would wear a school jacket
Coach Z: Check it out y'all.
Strong Bad: And Homestar just couldn't hack it.
Homestar: I quit!
Strong Bad: And Pom-Pom wouldn't change at all
Except he'd look like an ABA basketball
Two, three, four
And this little weirdo would be a modestly hot girl
To help me through the hard times
You know the kind that are only sort of hot so they don't mess around with other guys
Homsar: AaaAaah. I'm forever your girl.
Pour hot soup in Homestar's eyes, eh Steven?
Ok hot soup is on my eye
@@TheInkPitOx
(Insert hip hop dance here)
@@pikminfan6778 Ok. Now you're doing a hip hop dance on my head.
@@TheInkPitOx Hey, that's a good dance!
its clear the brothers chaps like at least a few broadway shows
"Eh, Steven!"
Depressing: this cartoon dodnt come out 14 years ago. It was officially uploaded to *RUclips* 14 years ago.
very nice singing dude.
AaAaAaAah! I'm forever your girl.
Ummmm... beef... stew...
Yep. It's busted all right.
I'm gonna go... place.
[Strong Bad runs away from his computer, prompting The Paper to come down]
The easter egg from clicking "place":
"Greetings from Beautiful Place!"
I never thought the closest one to swearing would be Strong Sad, but here he is, dropping a (british) slur. Wow.
Modestlyhotgirl was my email address for about 12 years
it's hard to overstate how correct this statement is.
Is it just me or was that "Homsar as a modestly hot girl" thing some sort of subconscious fantasy Strong Bad has?
OMG!!! So you're the legendary SNIPER MELON?!! AWESOME!!
Sniper Melon No please
Azumarill_TF2 !seY
Garrett Buckley Nein!
Azumarill_TF2 HoH
Yeah, it's that field with a fence, a flag pole and a tire that they show all the time.
Is it a bad thing that I can recite the entire thing, including the email and ending? >.>
1:30 transition goals
The Lyrics: Weeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhllllllll, the Poopsmith, he could talk,
THE POOPSMITH: (in a surprisingly deep voice) Hello!
And Marzipan would rock, and The Stick would be this big ol' tree that'd try to eat everyone except The Cheat and me.
STRONG MAD: AND ME!
We'll see.
And The King of Town would be underground in a box filled up with peas...
THE KING OF TOWN: I hate peas!
I know!
Bubs would give away flamethrowers that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills...
BUBS: Imitation chocolate!
And my stupid baby brother would have been born with horns and a tail...
STRONG SAD: I'm evil.
And Coach Z would wear this cool jacket.
COACH Z: Check it out, yo!
And Homestar just couldn't hack it.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I quit!
And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all, 'cept he'd look like an ABA basketball. (Two, three, four.)
And this little weirdo... would be a modestly hot girl to help me through the hard times. You know, the kind that are only sorta hot so they don't mess around with other guys.
HOMSAR: DaAaAa, I'm forever your girl!
Lyrics Provided By hrwiki.org
To this day I think to myself, "I'm gonna go... place."
1:57 “No. Calm down, spaz.” 😆
All these years later, I still say, "I'm gonna go... place."
@Joihio2 It's the band "They Might Be Giants". They're big fans of the show, that they helped compose some songs for the Brothers Chaps.
I knew somebody who really didn't like beef stew. As he eloquently said in a poem of his,
"I like big trees
I like my left shoe
I like bumble bees
I don't like beef stew
Or you
I hate you
Almost as much as beef stew
But not quite
It's shite"
Apparently he found it very odd that I memorized that so quickly.
Hey, Strong Bad isn't wrong at the end depending on what stew he means. Boeuf Bourginon is npt only the best kind of beef stew, but probably one of the best things I've ever eaten.
best 1 ever i would know i saw them all
I’m gonna go... place.
1:13 the anthem of my life! That song speaks to me 😣😢😢
Mortal Kombat 1 in a nutshell, lol
Liu Kang even turned Bo Rai Cho into a modestly hot girl.
Imagination's broken? No way! Beef stew *is* the best thing ever!
This one is a classic
i still sing this song
lol, I love TMBG.
I think Strongbad isn't attracted to Homsar, but Homsar's Homsarness can permeate song numbers.
I found myself somehow knowing these words 15 years later..
Homsar.... awesome.
I hope everyone else is massively Nostalgia-ing right now too.
*imitation chocolate!
This is the first Homestar cartoon I ever saw. A kid showed it to me in the computer lab in 4th grade or something lol
That moment you feel like "go place"
And PomPom would look like an ABA basketball
Superumouyun I always thought it was “an 88 basketball.” I was wrong.
My friends and I sing this all the time.
"and pom pom wouldn't change at all so it look like an NBA basketballllllllllll!"