Reacting to Your College Horror Stories! (feat. Brittany Broski) | Sarah Schauer

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @sarahschauer3764
    @sarahschauer3764  3 года назад +3755

    THANK YOU FOR 400K :)

    • @ratboygirl
      @ratboygirl 3 года назад +7

      ur welcome :)

    • @Angelic222_
      @Angelic222_ 3 года назад +3

      WE LOVE YOU

    • @rory5412
      @rory5412 3 года назад +9

      You should do a part two this was really fun to watch

    • @namehere6544
      @namehere6544 3 года назад +2

      Thanks for all the awesome content ☺️

    • @lilly5695
      @lilly5695 3 года назад +1

      ur welc

  • @therealpooods253
    @therealpooods253 3 года назад +11818

    sarah could film any conversation she has with brittany and i would eat that up no crumbs

  • @EvWuzhere
    @EvWuzhere 3 года назад +5399

    "You're paying for the abuse" is literally the definition of college

    • @chromeaces
      @chromeaces 3 года назад +57

      American colleges just made me realise how the lecturers there still treat students like tweens and not full blown adults ??

    • @emmabruh
      @emmabruh 3 года назад +26

      @@chromeaces facts it’s not like they have to pay insane amounts of money for it and then get treated like this

    • @wouldyoulikeaspritecranber3563
      @wouldyoulikeaspritecranber3563 3 года назад +15

      bro I'm in my last year of high school, this video and y'all's comments are making me freak out i-

    • @lizlemon3698
      @lizlemon3698 3 года назад +3

      @@wouldyoulikeaspritecranber3563 me and you both bruh

    • @deimoslyric
      @deimoslyric 3 года назад +5

      That's why I gtfo and never looked back, I didn't finish college and leaving literally saved my life

  • @Allyjoe321
    @Allyjoe321 3 года назад +6121

    HOWWWWW is Brittany’s brain just filled with movie quotes and vines and memes that she recites absolutely flawlessly every time ??

    • @icecreamwasabi
      @icecreamwasabi 3 года назад +116

      My brain is the same way, I even quote tiktoks now. I quote too much

    • @Lottebbb
      @Lottebbb 3 года назад +16

      My bestie Brian is the saaaaame LOOL

    • @katelyn3612
      @katelyn3612 3 года назад +43

      i’m the same way, and it beats me. i can’t remember the simplest things but i can remember quotes so well

    • @kittyykatie
      @kittyykatie 3 года назад +14

      I'm like this but I can't remember stuff in school... lol

    • @riverstix8052
      @riverstix8052 3 года назад +3

      Yours isn’t :|

  • @isyourdadsingle
    @isyourdadsingle 3 года назад +5827

    theatre teacher: “you have a maternal grandmother body type”
    brittany: “sir, i am 14” 😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @The_SwampWitch
      @The_SwampWitch 3 года назад +48

      I felt that in my soul lmaoooooooo

    • @MeAndMyDollStudios
      @MeAndMyDollStudios 3 года назад +42

      not this hitting so hard... I was always the maternal role 😅

    • @codyisnumb
      @codyisnumb 3 года назад +59

      For real, anybody plus sized theyre just like, yep you look like a mom

    • @fin5657
      @fin5657 3 года назад +7

      im-

    • @darkmuffins22
      @darkmuffins22 3 года назад +13

      I was told the reason I got all the lead male parts, instead of the female parts in HS theater class, is because I had broad shoulders. Ma'am, I'm a fat 16 year old girl, thanks for the boost of confidence!

  • @alexsmiiles
    @alexsmiiles 3 года назад +3411

    One of my English professors had what he called a "heartbreak clause" written in our syllabus and it basically said that if we went through heartbreak we were encouraged to go speak to him and ask for an extension if we wanted to. Wholesome as fuck.

    • @NotSoLittleAriel
      @NotSoLittleAriel 3 года назад +109

      my favourite was the one guy who had like four 'grandfathers' die in one year

    • @missserenity1090
      @missserenity1090 3 года назад +46

      We need professors like that.

    • @jk-jl2lo
      @jk-jl2lo 3 года назад +177

      all english teachers/professors are either the most wonderful human being ever or your worst fucking nightmare. there is no in between.

    • @googoogaga7986
      @googoogaga7986 3 года назад +9

      @@jk-jl2lo one of mine was a nightmare pahaha, I can’t wait to leave secondary she makes everything so traumatic and stressful

    • @Chris-ot9bk
      @Chris-ot9bk 3 года назад +1

      @@jk-jl2lo Im Really Lucky Because All Of My English Teachers Were All Just Amazing, Especially My Freshman English Teacher

  • @haleyspringman178
    @haleyspringman178 3 года назад +1513

    I took a religion course my sophomore year as an easy humanity, and on the first day the professor walked into the small classroom the second it turned 2:10, wore sunglasses inside, and only wore three-piece suits. He listed off every single person's first and last names from memory and didn't write down a single thing for attendance, but knew who all was missing. So many people dropped the course that only 12 of us were there to witness the sunglasses every day, this dude's FUCKING INSANE knowledge of the Bible, and on the last day of class, he gave 3 random students a potato, a chia pet, and a Hebrew play mat for kids. Roller coaster of a semester to say the least

    • @akaste4413
      @akaste4413 3 года назад +142

      i kinda want to take his class….

    • @_cindi_reads_
      @_cindi_reads_ 3 года назад +245

      that was jesus

    • @aaljustaal1890
      @aaljustaal1890 3 года назад +101

      That was God

    • @exist4046
      @exist4046 3 года назад +90

      Holy fuck id take that class. Kinda reminds me of this teacher at my highschool who teaches world history and makes students reenact battles and stuff while blasting actual heavy metal music out of the classroom during passing period

    • @wishingwell_333
      @wishingwell_333 3 года назад +15

      @@exist4046 i would like to apply for both classes

  • @Veronica-sz7gi
    @Veronica-sz7gi 3 года назад +961

    In one class a girl did terrible on an art assignment but she glued fake eyelashes to her portrait and the professor laid out on a table and laughed so hard she cried. She gave the girl an A.

    • @jonsson7460
      @jonsson7460 3 года назад +34

      Kinda wholesome not gonna lie
      Art school and art classes are weird

  • @nathaliemillerr
    @nathaliemillerr 3 года назад +3936

    **gets a voice distorting mic that sounds nothing like her**
    “is that what I sound like???”

    • @nathaliemillerr
      @nathaliemillerr 3 года назад +54

      to be fair........ i’d say the same

    • @gabbym333
      @gabbym333 3 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @Abejaved
      @Abejaved 3 года назад +11

      Brit should've said yes to messed with her and make Sarah doubt her own voice

    • @harmonyrose3353
      @harmonyrose3353 3 года назад +3

      No brain cells 😇

    • @coalmorningstar4925
      @coalmorningstar4925 3 года назад +5

      My voice dysphoria be like

  • @justabitchyscorpio
    @justabitchyscorpio 3 года назад +1363

    going to art school is literally just dealing with way too many professors who think they’re too talented to be teaching (they’re all “tortured” artists with sad back stories too so they never have to care about students)

    • @agstinacueva1673
      @agstinacueva1673 3 года назад +8

      Thank god I didn't

    • @wowkhalena
      @wowkhalena 3 года назад +30

      I’m in the art department of a public university and all of my classes up to this point have been taught by grad students who are pretty chill. I’ve only had 3 actual professors and only one was cool except for this one part of his personality that 100% believed that if you truly cared about the quality of your art you would starve to buy the best professional quality oil paints possible. I got midrange paint and still paid about 1500$ out of pocket for his class.

    • @fairyfrogs
      @fairyfrogs 3 года назад +31

      I had a theatre professor tell us weekly how unsatisfied he was with his career bc his friend was on greys anatomy and he was teaching us

    • @joshoonet
      @joshoonet 3 года назад +22

      One of my art teachers made his class about opening up your third eye and trying to convince us that cancers could be cured with proper nutrition and essential oils. Needless to say i've never seen him wear a mask. Art teachers are truly a different breed.

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 3 года назад +2

      That was my art teacher in high school. She always had vodka on her breath too and would sometimes get violent.

  • @nadiareid3026
    @nadiareid3026 3 года назад +6098

    brittany imitating any adult: sOuTherN accEnT

  • @justemzi
    @justemzi 3 года назад +2707

    i’m going to say this with my whole chest: high school theatre directors are grown up high school seniors who auditioned to be the lead and got mime number 3 instead

    • @DabeeT90
      @DabeeT90 3 года назад +28

      *PREACH*!!!!!!!!!🙌

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 3 года назад +125

      Or they got the lead and found out they’re only talented in their small town after trying to make it big, and now take out all their dead dreams on the children 😂

    • @googoogaga7986
      @googoogaga7986 3 года назад +8

      YES (one of mine was lovely tho tbh)

    • @raicrush
      @raicrush 3 года назад +5

      Mine my lovely but mentally unstable. She sobbed over a spilled coffee opening night of our summer play. I was in the fifth grade and had no idea what the fuck to do

    • @Gaytheatrekid
      @Gaytheatrekid 2 года назад +2

      This is so accurate, I’ve done musicals with a prestigious company and decided to try out for a school show to try to get a better role, and my high school theatre director is the only person ever not to cast me

  • @luciagartland3150
    @luciagartland3150 3 года назад +1301

    my spanish teacher junior year looked me dead in the eyes and said “i hate your outfit”

  • @julianneroll474
    @julianneroll474 3 года назад +3754

    the way this ended up being a therapy session for brittany’s school trauma lol

    • @xoxocessa
      @xoxocessa 3 года назад +23

      and we loved it 😂

    • @topazuz
      @topazuz 3 года назад +2

      2nd comment and 900th like-

    • @iciajay6891
      @iciajay6891 3 года назад +21

      Can't wait for Brittney's memoir to come out.

    • @icecreamwasabi
      @icecreamwasabi 3 года назад +17

      @@iciajay6891 just waiting for the chapter where she becomes famous, “So I got fired from the bank, whoops.”

  • @crystxlgems
    @crystxlgems 3 года назад +1884

    college professors are truly either total monsters or the nicest people you've ever met. no in between lmao

    • @il3077
      @il3077 3 года назад +4

      True 😭

    • @CheerUp2
      @CheerUp2 3 года назад +23

      Mehhhhh depends. I had one teacher that could be insanely stern and you werent sure if she was mad at you or not but also was so nice and really deeply cared about us.

    • @xxIluvyouguysxx
      @xxIluvyouguysxx 3 года назад +2

      For real 😂

    • @bubblesxo
      @bubblesxo 3 года назад +19

      yes this is true. one prof gave me like a 2 week extension no hesitation. another prof didn’t let me submit an assignment just 1 day late when i was going through so much shit mentally and emotionally with a parents death anniversary

    • @clairee527
      @clairee527 3 года назад +1

      or batshit crazy.

  • @123engis
    @123engis 3 года назад +375

    brittanys face going from "TRANSPHOBIA???" (16:50) to "Do Not Perceive Me" (16:53) is one of my favorite parts of this whole video

  • @emilyg819
    @emilyg819 3 года назад +1280

    The "God wont let me die" and Rick and Morty t-shirt combo is taking me OUT

  • @elliepaige3217
    @elliepaige3217 3 года назад +1287

    My high school theatre teacher told me "you're the reason I hate gingers." I am blonde.

    • @nickmerryman1666
      @nickmerryman1666 3 года назад +40

      sounds abt right for a highschool theatre teacher

    • @annahuston4048
      @annahuston4048 3 года назад +19

      glad to see I'm not the only blonde that's been made fun of for being ginger lol

    • @cr1spycurlyfries
      @cr1spycurlyfries 3 года назад +13

      this SENT me

    • @lkcullen1918
      @lkcullen1918 3 года назад +12

      are you, per chance, strawberry blonde? cuz my hair is strawberry blonde but people seem to like to call me ginger lol

    • @xyenelson3514
      @xyenelson3514 3 года назад +10

      Mine told me that that she hoped that she never had a kid like me.

  • @cjfeisty
    @cjfeisty 3 года назад +1774

    I had this high school teacher that was infamously CRAZY. He used to catalog his grass and the growth rates in his backyard, he kept his fridge stocked up with preserved dead animals (should mention this man taught biology), some of the experiments he did at home included neutering a cat in his bathtub and tying a penny to a strong, swallowing it, and seeing how it progressed through his digestive system. He also used to travel the world and spent some times with the clicking tribes in africa so he knew how to speak pieces of it. It was a pretty common occurrence to see him doing weird things around the school but my favorite was when I looked outside one day and he was wearing a full beekeeper's outfit as a mama duck and her goslings were trailing behind him following him to the pond out back. No idea what he was doing but those ducks were LOYALLLLL. wherever u are franklin i hope ur still being weird af

    • @yuen7515
      @yuen7515 3 года назад +74

      Bro wtf-

    • @curlyemmm1232
      @curlyemmm1232 3 года назад +166

      CJ Feist I cant tell if he’s like crazy as hell in a good way or a bad one lolol

    • @alexac4293
      @alexac4293 3 года назад +74

      I don’t know how to process any of this-

    • @agen_dior
      @agen_dior 3 года назад +28

      nazi concentration camp doctors be like:

    • @deliamae6200
      @deliamae6200 3 года назад +102

      My goal in life is to become Franklin. I am screenshotting this and making a vision board

  • @diadino2548
    @diadino2548 3 года назад +1312

    I once had a professor that said on the first day of class, "if you have a girlfriend or boyfriend, break up with them. If you have a job, quit it." Because he gave us SIX HOURS of homework every night. I dropped the class after one day.

    • @dylanjones3430
      @dylanjones3430 3 года назад +164

      I did the same thing with a professor that bragged about failing students like it was a mark of pride, all while having like 6 of the students in that class having to retake it cuz she failed them last semester. Dropped that class same day after crying a lil

    • @jasonhogan6589
      @jasonhogan6589 3 года назад +101

      lmao i had a professor say, DIRECT QUOTE, "if you have a job, quit it, take out credit cards, max out your limit, then beg a relative to pay off your debt after you graduate. It worked for me."

    • @agen_dior
      @agen_dior 3 года назад +53

      professors like that deserve to go completely broke and homeless

    • @waddledeedeee
      @waddledeedeee 3 года назад +29

      what happened to these people n why r they teaching at a college when they need to be in therapy

    • @missserenity1090
      @missserenity1090 3 года назад +10

      Did he have anyone in his class? What’s his rate my professor score? I expect nothing but a one star but I’m curious.

  • @MaddieSmith
    @MaddieSmith 3 года назад +2039

    In high school I had a Spanish teacher who absolutely despised me. I had pretty bad mental health and I spent about two and a half weeks in the hospital. All of my teachers knew about it and were sending my assignments to the hospital where I was staying. When I got back I asked my Spanish teacher for extra help because I wasn’t understanding and she said, “if you actually wanted to learn you’d show up to school” 💀

    • @zoekelley7021
      @zoekelley7021 3 года назад +135

      Omfg i had a teacher like that but I also had a teacher that pulled me aside after I got out of the ward and was back in school and said he'd help me however he could and cried bc his daughter went thru the same thing. This man was the football coach and taught AP world history, that conversation gave me whiplash.

    • @thelegendoflivz
      @thelegendoflivz 3 года назад +62

      ALMOST THE EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME. HORRIFIC. It was my physics teacher, and after I relayed what she said to my parents, I told them I wish I could have replied 'no ma'am, it's because you're NOT a good teacher and you spend most of the class talking about your kids on the days I am doing well enough to be in for, which for the record, is most of them??' My dad agreed that she was in the wrong for sure, but I needed to pass the class so I spent almost everyday with her after school, and she could not manage to figure out how to explain simple things to me. Thankfully the mtg playing kids met in the classroom and my friend who was there for that would just explain stuff to me in a better way after the teacher would give up. Some people should not be allowed in their field.

    • @professionalobese5529
      @professionalobese5529 3 года назад +46

      That's messed up. No wonder people start to hate school

    • @elizabethgabbard3919
      @elizabethgabbard3919 3 года назад +33

      I HAD A TEACHER WHO DID THE SAME THING BUT IN CHEMISTRY AND SHE TOLD ME THAT BECAUSE I HAD SO MANY MISSED DAYS THAT I WAS JUST GONNA FAIL ANYWAYS SO SHE MIGHT AS WELL NOT WASTE HER TIME HELPING ME

    • @angelinaschneiderporco4140
      @angelinaschneiderporco4140 3 года назад +19

      it’s always the spanish teachers

  • @BabyDuckNinjas
    @BabyDuckNinjas 3 года назад +279

    My professor dropped me for not being on zoom meetings when I emailed him in advance that someone had died in my family. I’m studying to be a funeral director and he didn’t give a fuck that someone in my family died. The class he dropped me from was GRIEF PSYCHOLOGY.

    • @poisonmantis4191
      @poisonmantis4191 3 года назад +26

      PLEASE TELL ME WHAT SCHOOL THIS IS im going into funeral science and i wanna know if ive made a bad choice in schools

    • @zaramar80
      @zaramar80 2 года назад

      Omg 😭😭😭

    • @FlipsYouOffWithMalicousIntent
      @FlipsYouOffWithMalicousIntent 8 месяцев назад

      that’s actually hilarious

  • @michellechiaaaa
    @michellechiaaaa 3 года назад +2786

    In high school, my history teacher called me out in front of everyone and told me “wake up so you can start actually passing my class”
    I wasn’t sleeping. I’m Chinese.

  • @beestarjay
    @beestarjay 3 года назад +909

    A haiku by me, a creative writing major:
    The red ants bit him
    How does this inspire my art?
    Please reseal the bag

  • @katherinecummings2429
    @katherinecummings2429 3 года назад +87

    I had an abortion my junior year of college and my chemistry teacher demanded a copy of the paper stating that I was getting an abortion because she needed a doctors note to let me reschedule my exam. My mom even emailed her to try and explain until I literally had to state "I'm going to planned parenthood for an abortion, I need to take the exam a different day" Literally still traumatized because it was so humiliating and I already felt so vulnerable

  • @Veronica-sz7gi
    @Veronica-sz7gi 3 года назад +444

    I had a professor that half way thru the semester he got offered his dream job and told us to keep coming to class even tho he wasn’t there so he could get paid for both jobs.

    • @marelythedog2314
      @marelythedog2314 3 года назад +11

      Thats amazing tho 😂😂😂😂

    • @romyvdd2570
      @romyvdd2570 3 года назад +6

      Did y’all?💀

    • @Veronica-sz7gi
      @Veronica-sz7gi 3 года назад +35

      Romy VDD yeah for the most part. It was a freshman class so we were all young and did what we were told.

    • @zoekelley7021
      @zoekelley7021 3 года назад +20

      Lmao id still go to class for them unless they were an asshole. Esp if it was a gen ed, throw a wrench in the system bitches

    • @zoekelley7021
      @zoekelley7021 3 года назад +34

      Even if they were an ass and it was a class for my major I'd go if they'd give me an A. Lips sealed baby, snitches get stitches.

  • @charlie6226
    @charlie6226 3 года назад +376

    can we talk about brittany's monsters inc impression that shit had me in TEARSSS

  • @dededeedles
    @dededeedles 3 года назад +132

    "I PAID TO RUB MY MENSIES ON THE FLOOR."
    Stop! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bajablastfreezetm8135
    @bajablastfreezetm8135 3 года назад +1694

    I remember last year when students at my college found a department chairman's furry fetish art account on tumblr. he resigned

    • @lgee8383
      @lgee8383 3 года назад +228

      Poor dude :/ he just wanted to blog his fetish anonymously

    • @Brittany_Broski
      @Brittany_Broski 3 года назад +308

      LMAO

    • @portgasdann3389
      @portgasdann3389 3 года назад +3

      Lmaooooo

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 3 года назад +116

      @@lgee8383 I know right, assuming he was just minding his business and not promoting anything illegal, that’s really sad :(

    • @sadleosun9746
      @sadleosun9746 3 года назад +9

      DHDJSJJSJS PLEASE😭

  • @AdamMcIntyre
    @AdamMcIntyre 3 года назад +5927

    i feel like i’m y’all’s cousin but at the same time also y’all are my aunties i go to for advice

    • @onion8022
      @onion8022 3 года назад +40

      allegedly love you

    • @MegJuniper
      @MegJuniper 3 года назад +9

      Adam I LOVE you omfg

    • @erin717
      @erin717 3 года назад +4

      Y'all

    • @AdamMcIntyre
      @AdamMcIntyre 3 года назад +13

      @@MegJuniper ily🥺🥺

    • @AdamMcIntyre
      @AdamMcIntyre 3 года назад +11

      @@onion8022 love u bestie

  • @dgiardino9943
    @dgiardino9943 3 года назад +749

    I had a professor for a psychiatric medicine class who taught us the "best" way to kill ourselves. The dean said they couldn't fire him because he was tenured.

    • @portgasdann3389
      @portgasdann3389 3 года назад +21

      What the fook.

    • @KuteKookie123
      @KuteKookie123 3 года назад +140

      ...Well?
      Hook it up Deanna

    • @razk9231
      @razk9231 3 года назад +110

      we’re waiting deanna, spill

    • @cr1spycurlyfries
      @cr1spycurlyfries 3 года назад +19

      who is this professor and why do i want to have a class with him

    • @ILikeCheesesticks
      @ILikeCheesesticks 3 года назад +66

      That’s crazy... what did he say?

  • @tyleraws
    @tyleraws 3 года назад +276

    “maternal grandmother body type” in a heavy southern accent TOOK ME OUT I SCREAM-LAUGHED

  • @marymichaelohara
    @marymichaelohara 3 года назад +458

    “This will trickle down to the nurse-ling’s” *eats breadstick*

  • @rachelswafford1048
    @rachelswafford1048 3 года назад +362

    This past semester I had a professor that was absolute GARBAGE. First, I got into a nasty car accident with my roommate and I missed an assignment and my professor didn't allow me to retake the test because "I should've gotten home on time". Another time, towards the end of the semester, I had a hip surgery the same day as a lab exam and my professor said I would get a 0 with "no exceptions". I had to reschedule my surgery and get the dean involved. At the end of the semester I had to file an appeal for the class because I ended with a 79 and he refused to bump me up because he "had so many issues with me this semester" that I "didn't deserve it"

    • @sadleosun9746
      @sadleosun9746 3 года назад +33

      oh my gosh that sounds horrible. i hope your doing okay now

    • @annakepes8050
      @annakepes8050 3 года назад +10

      Holy fuck I hope your appeal went through

    • @mercy8370
      @mercy8370 3 года назад +4

      plz update us if he got fired.

    • @rachelswafford1048
      @rachelswafford1048 3 года назад +26

      @@mercy8370 he’s like 80 so i’m honestly convinced they’re just waiting for him to die

    • @sofiipote7
      @sofiipote7 2 года назад +9

      one time my dad was dying in hospital and I told my professor in advance that I probably wouldn't be able to attend the exam on time since my dad was hospitalized, and ask if it would be able to do the exam on another date. He told me that was a possibility but only for people who had failed the exam. He said I should bring evidence of my father's hospitalization and then "we'll see". I dropped the class. Even remembering it now I feel so angry. I wish some day I will go back to his class just punch him in the face.

  • @HokyShmokes
    @HokyShmokes 3 года назад +373

    "It's all online now too, you don't even have to go in"
    Never has Brittany sounded more like a southern grandma trying to be comforting and supporting

    • @luanp.4445
      @luanp.4445 3 года назад +4

      That's why she didn't get the lead roles

  • @emilyklos8702
    @emilyklos8702 3 года назад +231

    "theatre kids are deeply disturbed but for good reason" yeah I spent two hours last night practicing for ratatousical

    • @aboz8649
      @aboz8649 3 года назад +2

      jesus

    • @callerunknown
      @callerunknown 3 года назад +17

      Please tell me that's a Ratatouille musical

    • @lizlemon3698
      @lizlemon3698 3 года назад +6

      Keep practicing I want that shit in tip top shape

    • @emilyklos8702
      @emilyklos8702 3 года назад +9

      @@callerunknown it is and it's glorious

    • @callerunknown
      @callerunknown 3 года назад +2

      @@emilyklos8702 Oh that's wonderful

  • @saladglove
    @saladglove 3 года назад +426

    You guys really should do a podcast together, every conversation you guys have are amazing

  • @jakejjames
    @jakejjames 3 года назад +472

    Brittany, Sarah, and the kitchen sink faucet. The gang’s all here :)

  • @delaneypdkearns
    @delaneypdkearns 3 года назад +545

    THIS needs to be a series for every stage of life(elementary school, middle school, high school, college, first job, etc.)!😁

    • @xxIluvyouguysxx
      @xxIluvyouguysxx 3 года назад +13

      I’ll start for first job. During my first job out of college (which only lasted 2.5 months lol) someone called my company’s corporate office to tell them she hated me 🙃 surprisingly enough I got laid off, not fired

    • @sarahschauer3764
      @sarahschauer3764  3 года назад +70

      ohhh

    • @goddamnitfrank5333
      @goddamnitfrank5333 3 года назад +12

      Ahaha yes! in my junior high school my science teacher was so unhinged that one time when we were dissecting sheep eyes he dared kids to eat one, threw them, and hid them in other teachers rooms. He also shared a dream with my class that he could run on four legs really fast so for the rest of the week he bear crawled everywhere.

    • @lil.seedling
      @lil.seedling 3 года назад

      and medical !!!

    • @annahomicka755
      @annahomicka755 3 года назад

      second job, labor, wedding, divorce, murder, funeral ex ex

  • @swanopossum
    @swanopossum 3 года назад +128

    my absolute favourite professor in undergrad was a bearded, jaded sociologist who treated us like his friends and i LOVED him. i almost died when you described a typical soc professor and it was basically him LMAO

  • @adrimills8037
    @adrimills8037 3 года назад +107

    "Don't perceive me and I won't perceive you." Is my new motto

  • @joeysantiago9598
    @joeysantiago9598 3 года назад +160

    On the next episode of Unnnhhh "Hi I'm your creative writing professor with a bed full of red ants in a ziplock bag" Trixie Mattel.

    • @lizlemon3698
      @lizlemon3698 3 года назад +4

      My creative writing teacher ran a diversity pride club (this man is 5’2, pale white, has a nose ring, and always wears tweed and a chipotle lanyard) and he always talked about his neighbors- a black couple that would constantly make fun of him for running the club. Like jokingly, but still that’s wild.

    • @coalmorningstar4925
      @coalmorningstar4925 3 года назад +5

      "and I'm the 14 year old that my southern theater teacher said had the build of a matronly grandmother, Katya."

  • @alyssarae1788
    @alyssarae1788 3 года назад +82

    My geology professor would give pop quizzes often. She would wear an inflatable t-rex costume on those days. She’d sit at her desk in the costume and stare at us with a grin while we took the quiz

  • @placeclevertitlehere
    @placeclevertitlehere 3 года назад +883

    the initial horror about the professor not caring about anyone's pronouns, only to realize that he just does not want to perceive anyone anyways

    • @doll1ly
      @doll1ly 3 года назад +48

      same i was waiting 4 "theres only 2 genders" type shit ;--;

  • @dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz8513
    @dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz8513 3 года назад +478

    “God won’t let me die.” If that’s not a mood I don’t know what is

    • @felicityhills3242
      @felicityhills3242 3 года назад +1

      I’ve never bought youtuber merch before, but I NEED her to sell these so I can have one

  • @AmbiBambi38
    @AmbiBambi38 3 года назад +223

    In nursing school one of the girls in my class came to class late and was crying because the night previous she found of one of her friends ended his life the night previous and my teacher just stared at her and said that she better toughen up about death if she wants to be a nurse and that she wasn’t aloud to cry 🙃

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 3 года назад +21

      ...Wtf? That teacher should have been fired. Nurses are supposed to be empathetic and crying is totally normal. We're all human and are allowed to cry. Fuck that teacher to hell. I really hate people like her who treat crying and emotions like weaknesses, when in reality, emotions are a natural part of us and we can't help it.

    • @sofiipote7
      @sofiipote7 2 года назад +1

      @@ReptilianTeaDrinker you're completely right, but I must say that, in my experience, nurses (same as doctors) are cold as hell

    • @MiaRedmond
      @MiaRedmond Год назад +3

      I didn't have the same situation but my bf attempted suicide and my boss at the time said, he should've killed himself..

  • @minebr100
    @minebr100 3 года назад +698

    i feel like brittany will loose her mind the day she finds out she's a character in an Episode game fanfiction about Kurtis Conner

    • @underscorekay
      @underscorekay 3 года назад +49

      w h a t ?

    • @minebr100
      @minebr100 3 года назад +80

      @@underscorekay yeah its called Mistery of Kurtistown and its absolutely fucking hilarious

    • @pastelhotmess9299
      @pastelhotmess9299 3 года назад +5

      @@minebr100 WHAT XD

    • @dayanarareyes1436
      @dayanarareyes1436 3 года назад +3

      O my god😀🤚🏼

    • @samb3209
      @samb3209 3 года назад +26

      Not you plugging your own story on episode but go off (I say this as I immediately searched this on episode and will now subscribe)

  • @kaitlynwray
    @kaitlynwray 3 года назад +149

    as a communications student i was crying at the PR professor skit "is she gonna be on the test?" i have tears

    • @EverydayKiki
      @EverydayKiki 3 года назад +4

      same 😓 the “half your comm profs are great or unhinged” is 1000% true

  • @kinseymetzger2813
    @kinseymetzger2813 3 года назад +84

    I’m a freshman in college right now and during one of two in person classes, my one art professor accidentally mistook his coffee for his paint water and dipped his brush in his coffee. He realized this and still drank his coffee. This man is probably like almost 60 and my friends in the class have never been more concerned for someone

    • @exist4046
      @exist4046 3 года назад +2

      Honestly sounds pretty cool ngl

    • @RoyalReyna
      @RoyalReyna 2 года назад +2

      Idk why this reminded me of the time my health teacher took an orange out of his desk and bit into it, peel and all. Everyone in the class lost their minds lol.

  • @nathaliemillerr
    @nathaliemillerr 3 года назад +1076

    my dad came in at “GIVE WOMEN GUNS” looked at me, put my rat dog on top of me, then left silently. so things r going pretty ok.

    • @Sonyeonstan
      @Sonyeonstan 3 года назад +19

      You named your rat.."dog"?...nice

    • @gretawolsky6110
      @gretawolsky6110 3 года назад +7

      I have a rat dog too!!!

    • @katielorentz8402
      @katielorentz8402 3 года назад +2

      @@gretawolsky6110 me too!!!

    • @imamessbutitsfine2377
      @imamessbutitsfine2377 3 года назад +4

      all these stories of parents, children and grandmas walking in at funny sentences and reacting in a really funny way are all 100% true i have no doubt.

    • @ariannafair6524
      @ariannafair6524 3 года назад +4

      only ppl who have rat dogs understand what a rat dog is.. my dog is too i'm glad i'm not alone LMAO

  • @toothr0t691
    @toothr0t691 3 года назад +156

    i once had a teacher who stopped class to talk about his trauma over getting kidnapped by the mexican government for joining a group of people trying to take down the government. i wish i was joking

  • @a.m.b.e.r
    @a.m.b.e.r 3 года назад +56

    The faucet in the foreground is everything.

  • @nootooshoo3339
    @nootooshoo3339 3 года назад +262

    My high school engineering teacher asked me what she was talking about in the lesson bc I wasn’t listening and when I said ‘engineering stuff’ she threw a box of textbooks at my chest and she got fired

    • @Asdfghjkl-pb1ir
      @Asdfghjkl-pb1ir 3 года назад +39

      Bro you should’ve sued

    • @lgee8383
      @lgee8383 3 года назад +6

      HAHAHA WHAT

    • @laurielmaoo
      @laurielmaoo 3 года назад +8

      i mean technically u weren’t wrong..

  • @AdamMcIntyre
    @AdamMcIntyre 3 года назад +1481

    brittany hair serving miley cyrus 2013 yassss

    • @audreevaughn2218
      @audreevaughn2218 3 года назад +4

      Adam you are EVERYWHERE lol. Thx for the tea btw💙

    • @doodle2416
      @doodle2416 3 года назад +4

      Imagine just watching sarah for Brittany 😳

    • @hirvar
      @hirvar 3 года назад

      its... brown

    • @ohmareshah
      @ohmareshah 3 года назад +1

      @@hirvar that looks pretty blonde to me

  • @elibutbored
    @elibutbored 3 года назад +231

    “Imagine being yelled at for getting sick even though you can’t help it” welcome to being type one diabetic

    • @aidabrown2949
      @aidabrown2949 3 года назад +15

      my little brother goes through the same thing, some teachers would just get so annoyed every time he needed to go to the nurse's office when he was low to lay down until they could get his blood sugar back up. Some would just assume he was faking every time he said he felt low.

    • @leonas1201
      @leonas1201 3 года назад +16

      I honestly didn’t realise how hard type 1 diabetics have it until I heard about like diabulimia through my ED recovery and then I started learning more because I found it fascinating. THE FACT THAT ALOT OF PEOPLE THINK ITS YOUR FAULT YOURE ILL the actual audacity of some people I’m SO SORRY you have to live with that illness

    • @MellifluousPrism
      @MellifluousPrism 3 года назад +2

      I would intentionally make sure my blood sugar was high before my exams at Uni because I was so scared of them being shitty if I had a hypo lmao. I was fortunate that my school were far kinder when I went into a straight up hypoglycaemic coma in my English mock exam lmao 👌 Gotta love it

    • @MellifluousPrism
      @MellifluousPrism 3 года назад +3

      @@leonas1201 Honestly? Diabetic practitioners and medics across the board don’t even understand diabulimia. It’s fucking tragic. It’s usually called a ‘lifestyle choice’ 🥴 and they’ll encourage people to go on the keto diet or some shit

    • @leonas1201
      @leonas1201 3 года назад +1

      @@MellifluousPrism I stg it’s ridiculous

  • @annamocity779
    @annamocity779 3 года назад +199

    HS THEATER STORY: Sophomore year I got a lead and that time I found out my mom was cheating on my dad and I developed an eating disorder... when my director noticed I started losing weight she said, “you look amazing, this is so much better for this role, keep it up”

    • @lilyhope432
      @lilyhope432 3 года назад +29

      Oh my God that's so horrible, I'm so sorry

    • @senselesslibraa
      @senselesslibraa 3 года назад +9

      holy shit I'm so sorry

    • @chloesantos8637
      @chloesantos8637 3 года назад +4

      I pray that she didn’t know about the situation 😬😓

    • @sadleosun9746
      @sadleosun9746 3 года назад +2

      oh my gosh im so sorry :(

    • @amtz1258
      @amtz1258 3 года назад +1

      omg wtf is wrong with them, that’s horrible, i’m sorry 😔

  • @gunther9343
    @gunther9343 3 года назад +426

    Yall could just sit infront of the camera for an hour and just have a conversation and i would KILL to watch it. PLEASE I would livk up no crumbs or hairs left behind

  • @cassiehowell3817
    @cassiehowell3817 3 года назад +59

    During our alcohol unit my forensics teacher said “remember, there is no law against getting so drunk you die.”

  • @malyaprather6657
    @malyaprather6657 3 года назад +231

    When my husband was in college, during a lecture he asked his professor a question. And the professor said “you don’t pay for the answer to that question” and my husband stood up, called him a dumbass in front of the whole class, and walked out.

    • @oliviacooney5974
      @oliviacooney5974 3 года назад +24

      Excuse me?? 😂😂 like, literally he does, sir

    • @malyaprather6657
      @malyaprather6657 3 года назад +17

      @@oliviacooney5974 literally lol and his mom was unemployed at the time so he was working 3 jobs and paying for school out of pocket.

    • @meghanmccrary9317
      @meghanmccrary9317 3 года назад +12

      what does that even MEAN 😭

    • @xoxocessa
      @xoxocessa 3 года назад +4

      We literally DO 😂😂😂

  • @colewykes4542
    @colewykes4542 3 года назад +111

    can confirm even in Australia that theatre teachers/professors are either gods amongst us of kindness OR absolutely unhinged god complex

  • @BeccaPlusFashion
    @BeccaPlusFashion 2 года назад +69

    I know this video is old as heck, but I have to share my college horror story. The first time I tried to go to college I was basically a homeless 18yr old only going so I could live on campus. Like a month into my first semester there was some drama where one of the school athletes tried to tell his other athlete buddy some rumors that were untrue about my sister. When I went to confront him I must have embarrassed him so bad that he decided it was appropriate to just literally beat the shit out of me in their dorm room where there were no other witnesses. When he finally stopped hitting me I just got up off the floor and went back to my room where my roommate freaked out and immediately called the police. I was bleeding all over my face and I couldn’t even open my left eye. When the police and campus housing manager got there they were siding with me up until I gave them the names of the athletes. They took them into a private room where apparently they were saying I hit him first (which was clearly untrue he didn’t even have a single scratch) and they really came back and looked me in my completely bloody and bruised face and said I was lucky for not being arrested for assaulting him! The next day I tried to take to social media and make awareness on Facebook (as this was in 2011) and almost right away the school found out what I was doing and threatened to kick me out of school and out of campus housing if I didn’t erase my posts and drop it. I didn’t have any family or any other housing options at the time so I had no choice but to drop it. I ended up never going to class again and dropping out after that semester because all the athletes and faculty I had to deal with treated me and my roommate SO BAD after that. I’m 30 now and finally went back to college and graduated last year with honors.

    • @annasophiiiiie
      @annasophiiiiie Год назад +1

      that’s so impressive of you!! but that dude sounds like fucking hell jesus

    • @veea.2370
      @veea.2370 Год назад +3

      Oh my God I’m so sorry that’s hell! I’m so proud of you❣️

  • @harryhooper9215
    @harryhooper9215 3 года назад +1285

    how depressed are you based on how soon you clicked onto this video

  • @citizenmalkane
    @citizenmalkane 3 года назад +507

    me, a high school senior: yes i am definitely going to relate

    • @lizhaydon7092
      @lizhaydon7092 3 года назад +14

      facts ! i just submitted my application last week and this vid is making me have second thoughts

    • @LindsayLohanHuh
      @LindsayLohanHuh 3 года назад +4

      liz haydon I’m literally about to submit one tomorrow 😭 mannn this vid should have been posted a week from now HDKAJDJSJ

    • @ashtonbolain8004
      @ashtonbolain8004 3 года назад +2

      Same here but make it ✨JR✨

    • @bratzfacevudi528
      @bratzfacevudi528 3 года назад +5

      I just graduated this summer in a car and applied to about 15 colleges and none have hit me back up😭😭so don’t dive head first into it💯

    • @user-hn5zw8nq9m
      @user-hn5zw8nq9m 3 года назад +2

      just submitted my 4th application and im working on like a million more lmao ,, this video is giving me a panic attack adjhfakdj

  • @noemie.sau-lep
    @noemie.sau-lep 3 года назад +108

    In my last year of high school I had a math teacher tell the whole class that we were ungrateful, selfish and disrespectful if we went to prom because our parents were the reason we could go to school as they were the ones paying for our education, all the while fully knowing a girl in my class had extreme suicidal tendencies and self-hate issues... Let's just say, after she went to the hospital for a third suicide attempt that year while not showing up to the prom she had paid for he got fired. He was also very racist, blaming the first nations for their genocide as they simply were "technologically inept"... Yeah... Yikes.

  • @squiddyboog
    @squiddyboog 3 года назад +445

    My boyfriend’s professor told his students over zoom that “when you graduate and get a job nobody is gonna give a shit about your mental health, that will not be a valid excuse. If you have depression you can’t grow out of I would suggest dropping out”
    A student had literally hung himself in off campus housing a week before that convo,

    • @sabrinachamberlain5150
      @sabrinachamberlain5150 3 года назад +9

      It's honestly great advice! It may be harsh but when you get a job depression doesn't matter at all! Wish my school was more reality based and did less mental health days and stuff, it sets you up for failure.

    • @moonriverinc7896
      @moonriverinc7896 3 года назад +149

      @@sabrinachamberlain5150 hi this is honestly a really uneducated and over-generalized take! it’s almost like college is a stressful environment that wears on your brain (where the mental health is) and can cause mental illnesses! Your brain is a literal organ and will malfunction when overstressed! This same principle applies to your lungs, liver, and other organs!
      - Also everyone has a right to seek an education if they want regardless of their mental state!
      -AND it costs zero dollars to be aware of these facts and treat people with respect!

    • @sabrinachamberlain5150
      @sabrinachamberlain5150 3 года назад +1

      You response makes no sense based on what I wrote...? It's actually completely educated and idk where you got the whole money thing from, but I can tell you I have no money and when you enter the real adult world, you need money to survive. So if you are taking "mental health days" you will most likely lose your job. It's nice and all but it's not reality based. I feel my school set me up for failure giving us mental health days, when there are none in the real world. I never said anything based on what people can afford. And who are you to say my opinion is uneducated when it comes from real life experience? Can you say your job let's you take days off when you are stressed or depressed with no discipline? What if you are chronically depressed or stressed? LIFE IS HARD. We need to be more prepared for reality!!!!

    • @undercoverbreadbug7729
      @undercoverbreadbug7729 3 года назад +85

      @@sabrinachamberlain5150 it’s almost like the workplace and education system are both flawed and set us up to become mentally unstable. if you genuinely think that catering to those who are mentally unwell is unnecessary you’re literally endorsing the decline of people’s health. yes the real world is harsh but that’s why we make changes, suicide rates don’t need to go up any fucking more! :) i really hope you learn some empathy.

    • @sabrinachamberlain5150
      @sabrinachamberlain5150 3 года назад +1

      @@undercoverbreadbug7729 I never said I agree with the system or feel the same way as employers/educators. I'm simply stating the fact that most don't care about your mental health! If you are in school learning about life skills especially high school, getting ready for a life alone out in the real world; you should not be taught that mental health days are a thing. They aren't! I personally struggle with this and I wish my school prepared me for a harsh reality rather than a soft pillowed world that doesn't exist. I wish you would learn that everyone can have an opinion and that you shouldn't imprint your feelings or assumptions onto someone else. I believe that the system IS systematically designed to crush the human spirit, but you never asked you assumed. On the other hand I also think people/kids are being taught that the world is completely different than what it really is.

  • @alyssasaunders6425
    @alyssasaunders6425 3 года назад +144

    that pronouns comment took a hard right turn and I've never laughed at something so hard in my life

  • @diohadley1712
    @diohadley1712 3 года назад +35

    "Theatre kids are deeply disturbed(but for good reason)" IS SO ACCURATE
    I remember one time I auditioned for Mary Poppins when I WAS 10 YEARS OLD and they said to me "you aren't going to get a party because you cant dance" and I cried in the car going home-

  • @clare1759
    @clare1759 3 года назад +139

    I had a professor who would just throw markers across the room if they didn't work. Like violently throw them to the floor. She was also a body builder.

    • @gemmabailey9036
      @gemmabailey9036 3 года назад +7

      queen

    • @EmilyGonzalez-oj4cw
      @EmilyGonzalez-oj4cw 3 года назад +2

      I had a theater teacher in high school, that replaced the other teacher who retired, and everyone despised him! He gave kids panic attacks, never took roll, never memorized names, used to yell for no reason, gave assignments but never graded them. He one time banged a chair on the floor repeatedly because a kid wasn't "projecting enough." He had horrible favoritism towards cheerleaders and student council members. I'm happy to report he got fired 2 years later😊

    • @clare1759
      @clare1759 3 года назад +2

      @@gemmabailey9036 I high key really enjoyed her classes despite the throwing xD

  • @Maya-uj6fm
    @Maya-uj6fm 3 года назад +94

    The way my jaw physically dropped at every single one of these stories

  • @hkqtt
    @hkqtt 2 года назад +13

    The story of the professor giving slideshows about his ex girlfriend literally happened to me in high school. My old economics teacher finished the curriculum early “coincidentally” and started showing PowerPoint presentations of his ex wife who stole all his money, and we were all honestly pretty invested lmao. He split it into literal parts. It was like a scheduled tv show for us

  • @moonbaby6813
    @moonbaby6813 3 года назад +260

    I had a teacher that would throw pennies at kids who talked in class. And my class talked sooo much...it was 8th grade. He had just a bucket on pennies on his desk.

    • @ovenknees4410
      @ovenknees4410 3 года назад +26

      Literally read pennies as penises at first and was SO CONCERNED

    • @zolacola7924
      @zolacola7924 3 года назад +18

      My 6th grade history teacher would throw the whiteboard erasers at us. One day I was falling asleep in class bc my dad accidentally gave me Tylenol pm instead of am (I had a cold) and he threw one at me but it missed, hit the filing cabinet behind me instead, and a bunch of papers fell on my head

    • @susie8799
      @susie8799 3 года назад +2

      Same except it was in an antisemetic way and he was a student

    • @MySockDrawers
      @MySockDrawers 3 года назад +5

      I had a very similar experience with my year 7 english teacher except it was one of those industrial staplers he would just wander round the class firing staples at kids while they were working. He got told to stop after he got a kid in the eye with one, waited a year and then moved on to torturing kids by popping bags of air he started keeping in his desk.

    • @Chris-ot9bk
      @Chris-ot9bk 3 года назад

      This Is Gonna Sound Awful But Let's Be Honest, Everybody Has Wanted To Throw Something At Middle Schoolers At Some Point In Their Lives So I Can't Blame Them

  • @madysonwalker5377
    @madysonwalker5377 3 года назад +536

    one time in high school i started having a panic attack during my theatre class, so my teacher took me into her office to “calm me down”??? but she just said that i was too young to have anxiety and made me take a photo while i was crying with this sign she had that said “warning: drama queen ahead”

    • @snail-teeth
      @snail-teeth 3 года назад +86

      wtfffffff im so sorry that happened

    • @bahamut_the_warrior
      @bahamut_the_warrior 3 года назад +36

      Oh my effing god how did you survive????

    • @courtney_lol
      @courtney_lol 3 года назад +35

      fuck that teacher. I’m so sorry that happened to you

    • @psychedelicanxiety8011
      @psychedelicanxiety8011 3 года назад +21

      Did you report her?

    • @madysonwalker5377
      @madysonwalker5377 3 года назад +21

      @@psychedelicanxiety8011 she taught our principal and been at the school forever, so nothing would’ve happened. especially since she played it off like a joke.

  • @dinobean6667
    @dinobean6667 3 года назад +53

    i can proudly say my theatre teacher wasn't like this cause in my freshman year of highschool he literally wrote me letters while I was in the psych hospital for an attempt (still clean yall but anyways) and give them to a girl in my class that was my neighbor and sister of my best friend and asked to give them to my mom to bring to me :)

  • @kirra420
    @kirra420 3 года назад +110

    in highschool, i was 14 and one of my friends took her own life. the day it happened, the vice principal came up to me crying on the floor and said, “get over it, she wouldn’t want u to be miserable and pathetic “ WTF DJDJJDDNJX

    • @kyra7849
      @kyra7849 3 года назад +27

      Why is there so much abuse in the school system

    • @DabeeT90
      @DabeeT90 3 года назад +12

      I'm so sorry you went through that. When someone close commits suicide it's hard enough, but suffering at the hands of ignorant people is something I wouldn't wish in my worst enemy, let alone after such a tragic event.
      Hope you're doing well , bud. Prayers and a hug ♥️

  • @bonanahh
    @bonanahh 3 года назад +93

    Let me tell you right now, disabled folks get told it’s our fault we’re sick all the time!!! Both directly and indirectly! WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

    • @bonanahh
      @bonanahh 3 года назад +13

      Side note I literally have scoliosis and have been blamed for it so Sarah’s example is v apt

  • @missserenity1090
    @missserenity1090 3 года назад +16

    I had a professor last semester that had the deadline for everything be the last day of class because she knew it was a rough time and wanted to give us a flexible schedule. She was really nice to us as well and encouraged us to get through the semester. We need more professors like that.

  • @rayeguns1566
    @rayeguns1566 3 года назад +273

    "At least in high school it's free". What a mood.
    Good luck if you decide to finish your last semester!

    • @j_dobb13
      @j_dobb13 3 года назад

      Lol I went to private school, so my family’s been paying tuition for years

  • @annacayot
    @annacayot 3 года назад +144

    As someone who is currently having that freak out my last year of college, this is inspiring me to just get it done so I never have to do it again!

    • @shruggling
      @shruggling 3 года назад +8

      You and I are in the same boat! 😤

    • @aboz8649
      @aboz8649 3 года назад +7

      Good luck!!

    • @RicardoMoralesMassin
      @RicardoMoralesMassin 3 года назад +6

      Hold fast, Anna, you got this!

    • @Itsme-gw6eh
      @Itsme-gw6eh 3 года назад +2

      saaaaame omg aha, get dat done and dusted

  • @kellyknotek1248
    @kellyknotek1248 3 года назад +118

    Scrolling through the comments wondering when someone is going to acknowledge the Campbell’s soup can in front of Brittany

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg 3 года назад

      FINALLY

    • @veea.2370
      @veea.2370 Год назад

      Do you mean the cup? With the soup can printed on it?

  • @zoelockett
    @zoelockett 3 года назад +96

    i emailed my professor asking for clarification on our midterm project bc he literally gave us no rubric and he just replied with “you aren’t confused.”

    • @turner15
      @turner15 3 года назад +6

      ???

    • @lilgrogu1187
      @lilgrogu1187 3 года назад +3

      What is it with professors gaslighting and manipulating there students/our words????

    • @zoelockett
      @zoelockett 3 года назад

      @@lilgrogu1187 it’s a power thing i guess but i’m so close to having a nervous breakdown

    • @devinv4935
      @devinv4935 3 года назад

      AFSKFD he really said "Are you confused? No you aren't ❤"

  • @kitsune-kun2009
    @kitsune-kun2009 3 года назад +77

    "Chemically fat" sent me to the moon 😂

  • @delaneydavis4942
    @delaneydavis4942 3 года назад +40

    on every exam day I had a teacher that would play "the final countdown" by europe. he would then hold the tests over his head like in the lion king and jog around the room as fast as his old man legs could carry him

  • @gracer9975
    @gracer9975 3 года назад +120

    Watching this while studying for college finals feels about right

  • @katiedorn5552
    @katiedorn5552 3 года назад +219

    A girl in one of my classes on zoom would take the attention away from the professor because she would be giving the class a barn tour with her horse named Falcon

  • @3amisapersonalitytrait804
    @3amisapersonalitytrait804 3 года назад +42

    I asked my algebra teacher if she could explain something to me and she responded with “well, that’s for you to figure out, dear.” I cheated on every test after

  • @LaurenRebaM
    @LaurenRebaM 3 года назад +147

    Running theme: instructors DGAF about students.

  • @llamalpacaful
    @llamalpacaful 3 года назад +223

    "Imagine telling anyone with any other illness that it's their fault" THEY DO!!!! If only I did yoga or ate more berries!!!!

    • @lilgrogu1187
      @lilgrogu1187 3 года назад +16

      FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE TELLING ME TO EAT MORE BLACKBERRIES N DRINK MORE WATERRRRR

    • @gingham5545
      @gingham5545 3 года назад +10

      Have you tried sunlight?!?🤪

    • @psychoticcosplay711
      @psychoticcosplay711 3 года назад +13

      It’s like
      Me: has severe adhd, anxiety, and depression
      My mom: just concentrate and take your meds! But don’t rely on them! We’re not going to accept just how burnt out and on edge you are lmaooo
      Like wtf

    • @lkcullen1918
      @lkcullen1918 3 года назад +9

      but have you tried LosINg WEigHt or practicing MInDFuLnEsS?¿??¿ 🙃

    • @lizyconyers7009
      @lizyconyers7009 3 года назад +6

      Yeah I have endometriosis which is a debilitating chronic illness and people really want you to do fucking yoga

  • @sleepypeachy416
    @sleepypeachy416 3 года назад +15

    My middle school art teacher had a coffee maker in her classroom, from which she would just drink like boiling water out of. I never once saw her use it for actual coffee. She also constantly accused anyone who was just good at art of tracing. I also had ANOTHER art teacher in elementary school when I was in like first grade who would actually tear up CHILDRENS DRAWINGS in front of them if she didn’t like them. She eventually quit because she accidentally blinded herself in one eye because she got a paper-cut in it, and I think she deserved that.

  • @spicyreaper5423
    @spicyreaper5423 3 года назад +169

    This wasn’t in college but in middle school I showed my art teacher my art. She grabbed it and showed it to the class and said “See class, this is what we’re not supposed to do.” 🥲

    • @kuroosbigtoe8856
      @kuroosbigtoe8856 3 года назад +17

      That's horrible I'm sorry

    • @aidabrown2949
      @aidabrown2949 3 года назад +10

      holy shit my art teacher did the exact same thing to me but she did it when I was absent from class, so I only knew she said that after my friends told me.

    • @salemlamb4556
      @salemlamb4556 3 года назад +4

      girl one time my middle school art teacher referred to my art as "very me." to the entire classroom.
      i aint never been so mortified.

    • @sooodankbro
      @sooodankbro 3 года назад +3

      my 3rd grade teacher similarly shamed me about painting a grotesque monster when I was trying my darndest to render an accurate self portrait!!

    • @mercy8370
      @mercy8370 3 года назад +1

      @@salemlamb4556 Did you do and say something about it later?

  • @alexandrajones1002
    @alexandrajones1002 3 года назад +77

    “Just break off a finger and bring it in but I have to make sure it smells like formaldehyde”

  • @egraham2792
    @egraham2792 3 года назад +22

    Unless you want a degree from elsewhere, it would be easier maybe to contact the registrar of your old school and work with them to take classes at institutions closer to you and transfer them to the old school to finish your degree from there. The way the system is built is it’s incredibly easier to finish a degree that you have already substantially worked towards, than to transfer considerable amounts of coursework and starting new from another school. This may not work though, depending on the curriculum; for example a thesis or capstone course for your major usually is required to be completed at the institution that is awarding the degree.

  • @delilahmoore7393
    @delilahmoore7393 3 года назад +100

    "I pay to rub my menses on this floor" LMAOO THIS IS WHY I LOVE BRITTANY

  • @JordyJRT
    @JordyJRT 3 года назад +73

    Y’all are such a trip I love it... I actually feel not depressed for 15 minutes

  • @hihellomichelle
    @hihellomichelle 3 года назад +22

    I had a professor my LAST SEMESTER OF COLLEGE that said “you only miss class if you’re dead or in jail. If you’re in jail, I’ll need a copy of your mugshot” AFHEBWKDICYWVD

  • @michelemarshan
    @michelemarshan 3 года назад +74

    omg when my dad died, one of my professors made me bring his OBITUARY

    • @DianaD113
      @DianaD113 3 года назад +8

      im so sorry, thats horrible

    • @jordancrowdebruin5606
      @jordancrowdebruin5606 3 года назад +10

      LMAO I HAD TO BRING IN MY DADS AUTOPSY PAPERS 💀

    • @DaniellaKarlsen
      @DaniellaKarlsen 3 года назад +2

      @@jordancrowdebruin5606 W T F

    • @michelleblank2199
      @michelleblank2199 3 года назад

      @@DianaD113 I went to culinary school and we couldn’t miss more than 3 days and if we had someone in we had to bring it proof we went to the funeral

  • @smallfry92
    @smallfry92 3 года назад +81

    theatre teacher: “you have a maternal grandmother body type”
    brittany: “sir, i am 14” BRO THAT IS WRONG!

  • @chickenchaser420
    @chickenchaser420 3 года назад +54

    "imagine having scoliosis and someones just like 'it's your fault' " i know this is a joke but that's literally what my mom tells me

    • @elliefield7407
      @elliefield7407 2 года назад +3

      i would say its more likely her fault than yours

    • @alicethemad1613
      @alicethemad1613 Год назад +1

      She should’ve just sat up straight when she was pregnant with you. It’s her own damn fault.

  • @maguiremulik3215
    @maguiremulik3215 3 года назад +79

    Brittany’s go to impression is a southern grandma and it brings me so much serotonin

  • @chanleighthursby9422
    @chanleighthursby9422 3 года назад +73

    "My mother died. BOOO!"
    GOD IM WHEEZING

  • @StinaCrossing
    @StinaCrossing 3 года назад +150

    One time in intro to engineering my prof. Hooked up his Mac book to the projector, and it was when safari had that thing where all of the websites you have visited showed up in squares on the safari homepage, you remember that? Well every single page was “barely legal” girl on girl porn and he tried to shut his laptop but it stayed projected.