Horrifying my husband with dirty pick-up lines, compilation #1

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  • @corywilliams2255
    @corywilliams2255 Месяц назад +445

    I love how she tries so hard to completely straight-face those lines...and then it all falls apart. 😂😂😂

    • @JazzbLu
      @JazzbLu 6 дней назад

      She makes it through the joke! That's more than I can do!🤣

  • @GTGoWGod
    @GTGoWGod Месяц назад +329

    Man, she's a keeper 😂

  • @williambryan3346
    @williambryan3346 Месяц назад +379

    I find it amazing that a pizza policy that hasn’t existed in thirty years is still recognizable.

    • @AngelofDeath333
      @AngelofDeath333 Месяц назад +4

      Some locations still use that policy.

    • @robertwolfgan
      @robertwolfgan Месяц назад +4

      ​@@AngelofDeath333ARE YOU SERIOUS? Because I would even consider moving there just for that xD

    • @AngelofDeath333
      @AngelofDeath333 Месяц назад +3

      @@robertwolfgan absolutely serious! The one place I know that still does it I believe is Dominos Pizza in Steinbach Manitoba, Canada. If they even screw up your order, they’ll make sure you are repaid with a free pizza the next time you order.
      Not sure if any of their policy’s have changed since the pandemic, but it be worth it to ask them.

    • @robertwolfgan
      @robertwolfgan Месяц назад +4

      @@AngelofDeath333an thank you for this, I will spread the word even if we don't know if they still hold up to those, it's nice to know to this day it existed. That business sounds like it truly deserves all my hard earned money since you need to be VERY responsible to uphold those types of things and succeed. It only makes one want to buy from them more.

    • @AngelofDeath333
      @AngelofDeath333 Месяц назад

      @@robertwolfgan Their slogan is “It’s worth the trip” and they really make it worth it

  • @lancer2204
    @lancer2204 Месяц назад +175

    I really hope someone saves this for when their kids are older.

    • @workisfun...2438
      @workisfun...2438 Месяц назад +4

      My thoughts exactly

    • @khoriecalisto-tavares6418
      @khoriecalisto-tavares6418 28 дней назад +3

      Their kids will die inside when they see this in tue future 😂

    • @dlthiele
      @dlthiele 25 дней назад +2

      He'll naw! I'm saving it for me to use later. 😂

    • @nt78stonewobble
      @nt78stonewobble 20 дней назад +2

      How i met your mother...

    • @lesliespann6420
      @lesliespann6420 14 дней назад +2

      My kids are old enough! I saved it to show them later! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DylanDeathly
    @DylanDeathly Месяц назад +286

    Love finding random gems while scrolling youtube, its why I do it. This was hilarious lol

    • @HappyHaddy
      @HappyHaddy 14 дней назад +1

      Same!!

    • @user-xg9dw8jr8c
      @user-xg9dw8jr8c 8 дней назад +2

      Same here

    • @tonyr.3435
      @tonyr.3435 7 дней назад +1

      And the same here.
      Now I'm going to watch again and write a few down for work tomorrow 🙃

  • @mbourque
    @mbourque Месяц назад +175

    this woman is a treasure. and he seems to thoroughly enjoy their life together... most men just want simple things out of a marriage. a clean home, good food, peace at home after a hard day, and someone that you can laugh with... this seems to be everything in this video...

    • @anatoliagolden-hall4553
      @anatoliagolden-hall4553 Месяц назад +8

      Is it right for me to then assume that you don’t expect your wife to take care of the children/home AND also work 40+ hours a week?

    • @Farhan_049
      @Farhan_049 24 дня назад +6

      ​@@anatoliagolden-hall4553 I find it weird that you even have to ask that! A marriage is a co-op game; both of you are supposed to cover each others' blind spots.

  • @themaggattack
    @themaggattack 29 дней назад +42

    "Would you be a gentleman and rearrange my guts?" 😂(Her delivery of that line was impeccable!)

    • @tara.blairball
      @tara.blairball  11 дней назад +4

      😁🤣🤣

    • @kittyshell8506
      @kittyshell8506 5 дней назад +2

      I loved how it started with "would you be a gentleman"! 🤣

  • @robertgregory8443
    @robertgregory8443 Месяц назад +195

    Dude, the fact that you have this calm 'June Cleaver' type presence and demeanor makes these even more funny.

  • @robynwilson1407
    @robynwilson1407 Месяц назад +77

    She is hysterical and he is adorable when he blushes...what a cute couple.😂

  • @brucebay
    @brucebay Месяц назад +84

    I love how your expression is like you are reminding him about an appointment and then what comes out is crazy, then you lose it.

  • @duke1281
    @duke1281 2 месяца назад +92

    My god! YOU STARTED WITH THAT??.. Thanks!.. i just blew my beer everywhere..in my Sinuses!! 😂😂😂

    • @tara.blairball
      @tara.blairball  2 месяца назад +23

      Go big or go home!! 😂😂

    • @flingage
      @flingage 27 дней назад +3

      ​@@tara.blairball
      That's what she said?

  • @StormDunakin
    @StormDunakin Месяц назад +12

    "Wanna come to my place and play house? You can be the door and I'll Slam ya" one of my favorites

  • @theresat947
    @theresat947 Месяц назад +57

    OMG THESE ARE HILARIOUS! My neighbor could hear me screaming with laughter!

  • @MrRolyat98
    @MrRolyat98 Месяц назад +77

    You have a wonderful sense of humor. My wife wouldn’t get half of these. In addition to being mortified.

  • @Day-OSeven5SS
    @Day-OSeven5SS Месяц назад +96

    So amazing to see a couple that enjoy each other. Hats off to you both. Nothing better than seeing good people have fun and actually enjoy each other. Keep doing what you guys do. I respect it and appreciate it too

    • @tara.blairball
      @tara.blairball  Месяц назад +19

      Thanks so much and glad you’re here!

    • @falconerd343
      @falconerd343 Месяц назад +7

      With those pickup lines they are definitely going to keep doing it.

    • @chellesama8256
      @chellesama8256 29 дней назад

      ​@@falconerd343With extra people in the bedroom? Because neither can keep a straight face?
      I'm sorry. I'll take myself out. (Because I'm aro/ace.)

  • @josephstoliker986
    @josephstoliker986 Месяц назад +16

    Stop you two!!!!! Im busting inside!!!! Woke up my wife then i showed her...... low and behold im forgiven!

  • @stanleyhall2793
    @stanleyhall2793 Месяц назад +7

    The sewing machine joke was too much for him😂😂😂😂😂😂. It was hilarious!
    Two minutes later and the nice butt what time does it open joke had me dying!!!

  • @DavidScheidler-cr4il
    @DavidScheidler-cr4il Месяц назад +9

    that's what a real marriage should be

  • @dhruvmarwadi
    @dhruvmarwadi Месяц назад +16

    Healthiest relationship

  • @vanghostvvs
    @vanghostvvs Месяц назад +18

    yo the sunglasses one was actually top tier

  • @ratsumatra3003
    @ratsumatra3003 Месяц назад +14

    I just love hearing little kids voices in the background. That made me laugh the hardest. What a lovely couple. A dinner party at their house would be a trip for sure ❤❤❤

  • @myster_ink8115
    @myster_ink8115 Месяц назад +32

    The fact this only has 1k like is a crime this is pure gold!!

  • @corywilliams2255
    @corywilliams2255 Месяц назад +16

    You can see the love in the laughter.

  • @xboneonefan29
    @xboneonefan29 Месяц назад +19

    It makes it more funny especially when she blushes afterwards

  • @Brawneteer
    @Brawneteer Месяц назад +14

    I love how some of these can be used by either side, but I don't think I'd ever actually try using them personally 😅

  • @michelleAC2714
    @michelleAC2714 Месяц назад +6

    I’m cracking up and thinking she looks like a Sunday school teacher with a wicked. So hysterical.

  • @bwana-ma-coo-bah425
    @bwana-ma-coo-bah425 2 месяца назад +15

    Such a pretty innocent face with the dirtiest mind, and I LOVE IT! thanks for making me laugh.

  • @gorilla_with_jetpack4102
    @gorilla_with_jetpack4102 Месяц назад +5

    The perfect response to every single one of these is:
    "We're gettin tacos for dinner."

  • @andrewmace422
    @andrewmace422 Месяц назад +11

    Somebody owes me $1100! I spit my tea all over my frickin phone laughing at these two goof balls. Good job!😅

  • @R3tr0humppa
    @R3tr0humppa Месяц назад +21

    "Mommy, what are they talking about?"
    - "Ask me again in about 14 years!"

    • @tara.blairball
      @tara.blairball  Месяц назад +16

      😂😂 our oldest has had us blocked for years

  • @metalli-KUH
    @metalli-KUH Месяц назад +26

    He’s wrong ! They’re not getting worse they’re getting BETTER !!! Omg y’all are awesome plz keep it up 😂

  • @JoeMazzing
    @JoeMazzing 26 дней назад +4

    The type of relationship we all need, I hope the best for these two!

  • @andrewholloway231
    @andrewholloway231 2 месяца назад +15

    A couple of times Tara started laughing before the punch line. You two are brilliant 😊

    • @ronclark9306
      @ronclark9306 2 месяца назад +2

      The astronaut one had her breaking before she even started. Loved that.

  • @tessesmom
    @tessesmom Месяц назад +6

    Oh I laughed until tears rolled down my face 😂

  • @J.T.Gillis
    @J.T.Gillis 28 дней назад +4

    You two are hysterical… 😂😂😂😂. I don’t know what was funnier… the lines or their reactions. 😂😂😂

    • @tara.blairball
      @tara.blairball  11 дней назад +1

      Maybe both? 😁 Thank you so much for the support! 🫶🫶

  • @reneegreenway1467
    @reneegreenway1467 27 дней назад +4

    Both of your laughs are contagious.

  • @user-ts9kl8go8j
    @user-ts9kl8go8j Месяц назад +4

    Love to see a couple that has a great sense of humor and can laugh together.

  • @Thi-Nguyen
    @Thi-Nguyen Месяц назад +3

    I think what gets me is not only are the lines hilarious but their faces and their style of delivery kills me!

  • @tho464
    @tho464 Месяц назад +6

    She is precious. I wish ever woman had a sense of humor, even if just playing along.

    • @abdul-kabiralegbe5660
      @abdul-kabiralegbe5660 Месяц назад

      💯💯

    • @saalank
      @saalank Месяц назад +2

      I've never met a human being without a sense of humor.

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 27 дней назад

      ​@@saalank Ditto. It might not be in the same vein as yours, but it's there.

  • @ThisIsBogus
    @ThisIsBogus 25 дней назад +1

    I love that you both laugh about it together

  • @molonlabe2645
    @molonlabe2645 Месяц назад +2

    Not sure why this showed up in my list, but I’m glad it did! Well done y’all. You got quite a few laughs out of me.

  • @DavidLawrenceB
    @DavidLawrenceB 2 месяца назад +6

    This collection sums up why you 2 are so special!! You guys are amazing together and Brian's constant Holy Crap while snorting at Tara's awesome one-liners just make your day and give you your own snorts😂😂😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @BryanWicks
    @BryanWicks Месяц назад +5

    That’s it… you’ve picked up a new scribe. Well done! 😂👍🏾

  • @CrazyCanuckFitness
    @CrazyCanuckFitness Месяц назад +5

    You two are the best! The jokes are brutal, your reacts are the $$ 😂

  • @kpag3030
    @kpag3030 Месяц назад +3

    I just like how much you guys crack up at these.

  • @mercidee1977
    @mercidee1977 Месяц назад +1

    This was hysterical! The come-ons were hilarious on their own, but the delivery was the best part!

  • @BC2023NYC
    @BC2023NYC Месяц назад +2

    These were absolutely hilarious lol. You can tell they have a lot of fun together

  • @BTC_DNA
    @BTC_DNA 29 дней назад +1

    I love that his face gets all red when she laughs! She's having a blast doing those jokes!

  • @thecassandraeffectvsperilo6754
    @thecassandraeffectvsperilo6754 Месяц назад +1

    🤣 The delivery IS EVERYTHING 😂

  • @jessepegel4419
    @jessepegel4419 Месяц назад +1

    Last one had my dude in stitches 😂😂 the hat came down over the face and everything hahaha

  • @LucyLove_1
    @LucyLove_1 Месяц назад +1

    This was dorky, corny, and cheesy. Some of my favorite good groups 😊 I really enjoyed y'all

  • @cajuncraftysue
    @cajuncraftysue Месяц назад +2

    OMG!! I have to use these on my husband & see what he does!! 😂😂

  • @stevenballantyne9710
    @stevenballantyne9710 9 дней назад

    I went into this not expecting to giggle as much as I did 😂 She is too adorable, her reactions to each joke makes them 10x funnier.

    • @tara.blairball
      @tara.blairball  8 дней назад +1

      Aww! 😊🥰 Glad you appreciate it! 🫶 Thank you!

  • @glennwilliams3100
    @glennwilliams3100 Месяц назад +2

    Laughter,,, it alway makes people come together!!!!

  • @thedude1-wn2ij
    @thedude1-wn2ij Месяц назад +2

    So refreshing to hear laughter like that 😂🤭🤩

  • @user-ln9hd9fc9u
    @user-ln9hd9fc9u Месяц назад +2

    I think the best part is she's making his face turn red.😂😂

  • @missymyopinion2902
    @missymyopinion2902 Месяц назад +1

    I have not laughed this hard in a long time . I sent this to my sis and said you should spring these gems on hubby lol

  • @EricKoning67
    @EricKoning67 2 месяца назад +9

    😂 best five minutes of my day so far😂

    • @tara.blairball
      @tara.blairball  2 месяца назад +3

      We’re so glad because we had a blast going through these again. 😂😂

    • @yomogami4561
      @yomogami4561 2 месяца назад +1

      agreed

  • @thepalehorse1980
    @thepalehorse1980 Месяц назад +2

    This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. Thank you. I really needed it.😁

  • @quasiking6246
    @quasiking6246 Месяц назад +1

    Dang homie! These lines were so hilarious! Had me in tears the whole way through! I really needed that good laugh! Thanks for sharing!

  • @lesliespann6420
    @lesliespann6420 14 дней назад

    Absolutely BRILLIANT! Thanks for the belly laughs! Your friends must love hanging out with you guys! 🤣🤣🤣💚

    • @tara.blairball
      @tara.blairball  14 дней назад

      We're thrilled that you enjoyed the video! 😊Thank you for your wonderful comment! 💕💕

  • @colinball7531
    @colinball7531 Месяц назад +3

    Always great to find another Ball in the world. It needs more Ball's.
    That and my dad's name is Brian too.

  • @shareehammett1590
    @shareehammett1590 3 дня назад +1

    That's some true love there...poor guy has PTSD when the record button goes on.😅

  • @GracieUnderFire
    @GracieUnderFire Месяц назад +1

    🎼”Keep trollin’, trollin’, trollin’, trollin’…” 🎵🤣

  • @EdgetonWolfeDrezwellington
    @EdgetonWolfeDrezwellington 20 дней назад

    Oh my gosh! You two. That's not right. Freaking fell to the ground laughing 🤣 Ya both work so well together. Love it 💙

    • @tara.blairball
      @tara.blairball  20 дней назад

      Hope you're okay. 🤣🤣 Thank you so much for your support! 🩷🩷

  • @andrewsmall6834
    @andrewsmall6834 Месяц назад +6

    The ever illusive woman with a sense of humour.

    • @saalank
      @saalank Месяц назад +4

      Get out more 😂

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 27 дней назад +1

      Elusive* for future reference 😊

    • @ThisIsBogus
      @ThisIsBogus 25 дней назад +1

      The average woman has a sense of humor. Perhaps youre just not funny?

  • @philvess6376
    @philvess6376 Месяц назад +2

    This is GOLD... thanks guys, you're awesome!

  • @rickwascher4730
    @rickwascher4730 Месяц назад +3

    This is your finest work yet. Luv you guys.

  • @daedum3177
    @daedum3177 Месяц назад +4

    Instantly subbed! You guys are amazing.

  • @glenclifton4563
    @glenclifton4563 27 дней назад +1

    This was great! Love the way you both crack up. I haven't laughed this much in forever!! Thank you!

    • @tara.blairball
      @tara.blairball  11 дней назад +1

      Thank you so much! Glad you liked it! 🫶🫶

  • @414RobertoLovesShoes
    @414RobertoLovesShoes 6 дней назад

    First of all where did you hear all these ? I love how her husband just cracks up but under the laughter he’s like 👍🏾 😆 You guys just made my morning here in boring Wisconsin

    • @tara.blairball
      @tara.blairball  6 дней назад

      Glad you liked it! 🫶🫶 Thank you so much for the support! 💕💕

  • @DylanBegazo
    @DylanBegazo Час назад

    This is so wholesomely funny 😂 Best dad of the year right there 🤣

  • @Bookemdano1745
    @Bookemdano1745 2 месяца назад +1

    I’m in literal Tears 😂😂😂 Between here and IG y’all are the only entertainment I need 🥳🤣😆🤣😭😭

  • @kaseyb.4440
    @kaseyb.4440 Месяц назад +2

    Literally in tears!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @McKavian
    @McKavian Месяц назад +1

    The best part is when the joke is so bad that she embarrassed herself. This is brilliant.

  • @Sooners96
    @Sooners96 День назад

    😂😂😂😂 and the part she say's I'm a glow stick go ahead and break my back holy crap 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TammyDeLaRosaUtube
    @TammyDeLaRosaUtube 28 дней назад +1

    OMG! This was so hilarious 😅😂😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣I haven't laughed sooo hard in a long time. Thanks for sharing.

    • @tara.blairball
      @tara.blairball  11 дней назад +1

      Thank you! 🫶🫶 Glad you appreciate it. 🥰

  • @MikeShea-bj6ij
    @MikeShea-bj6ij 2 месяца назад +3

    You two are hilarious! I love it.

  • @mc-kevi
    @mc-kevi Месяц назад

    Oh snap, my wife and I almost pissed ourselves laughing when we came across this video. Keep up the awesome work, loved watching every minute.

  • @EJ.Quarry.Dweller
    @EJ.Quarry.Dweller 29 дней назад +1

    Cheers to Tara and Brian may your marriage be blessed forever thanks for the laughs.

    • @tara.blairball
      @tara.blairball  11 дней назад +1

      Thank you so much for that. That's so sweet! 🫶🫶

  • @livelearnlovesmile
    @livelearnlovesmile 25 дней назад

    First video of yours I found... oh my. I love you both. I needed that laugh.

    • @tara.blairball
      @tara.blairball  11 дней назад

      Thank you so much! Glad you liked it. 😁🫶

  • @user-bk4vv7bg1c
    @user-bk4vv7bg1c Месяц назад +1

    Too much time in the club??? keep on laughing TOGETHER!!! 😝😎🇱🇷🇱🇷

  • @countrycountry6729
    @countrycountry6729 Месяц назад

    These are great....they look like a happy couple. Love the smirks and the guys break down laughing. Cheers

  • @tjc8436
    @tjc8436 Месяц назад

    I just happened to come across this & I'm glad I watched. I laughed my ass off. 😂😂😂

  • @christopherlamb7386
    @christopherlamb7386 19 дней назад

    Thank you sooo much,been along time I've laughed like this😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tara.blairball
      @tara.blairball  18 дней назад

      Aww! 🥰🥰 We're thrilled that you enjoyed the video! Thank you so much! 💕💕 More to come! 😁😁

  • @pasqualhernandez5123
    @pasqualhernandez5123 24 дня назад

    That was pretty funny, you got me. I subbed, keep up the good work.

  • @vh3531
    @vh3531 Месяц назад +3

    She's a keeper!

  • @Propnut48
    @Propnut48 Месяц назад

    I had to go wipe my tears from laughing so hard! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @marcusa.fromthebay7514
    @marcusa.fromthebay7514 День назад

    This is doubly hilarious because NO WOMAN EVER HAS HAD TO think of pick-up lines to get laid!!😂😂😂 Your wife's a keeper, bro!!

  • @davidjudge2913
    @davidjudge2913 Месяц назад

    This is the funniest video on YT ever. You two are great. Thank you

  • @thomaspatrickwilson
    @thomaspatrickwilson Месяц назад

    Friggin hilarious. Y'all are awesome 😂

  • @Metal-Josh
    @Metal-Josh 26 дней назад

    These were good! I think the busting a gut laughing is the best part

  • @michelleAC2714
    @michelleAC2714 Месяц назад +1

    I love how she’s cracking up!

  • @Sirenxap
    @Sirenxap 29 дней назад +1

    THIS is the wholesome content I come to YT for
    This, and all the worst True Crime stories I can find

  • @JakePendleton
    @JakePendleton 29 дней назад

    I want a relationship like this. Also, I laughed out loud for the washer machine one 😂

  • @HelenCamile63
    @HelenCamile63 24 дня назад

    You two are adorable! This is the first time in a long time I wish I had a husband to say those lines to. 😂

  • @jenellice3115
    @jenellice3115 7 дней назад

    SHE can't even believe what she's saying. Too funny. 😊

  • @aaronleesgbclieutenant
    @aaronleesgbclieutenant 8 дней назад

    That "no....." After the Uranus joke 🤣😂😂😂

  • @98167
    @98167 Месяц назад +2

    Yasss, I like very much. I liked & subscribed. good material, VERY NICE 👍🏼

  • @brenthogan7179
    @brenthogan7179 Месяц назад

    this was super funny. and you guys seemed like you had so much fun, that's nice to see!