the thing is, he actually has a cat Edit: I don't know wtf is going on with the comment section, but I meant he actually has a cat in real life, if that's what the confusion is about
@@HouriaBelkacemi-vj1echow is it not a joke exactly? Edit: do not reply to this anymore please. I never said I thought it was a joke so please stop saying “you said it was a joke”
Well I get the joke but this is intended for single player anyways. You can't make a "safe base" in multiplayer because whatever you make, other player will break
@Acorn_donut Well, what word is zawg? Sorry but I don't know what that word is. Or did you mean dawg? It's okay to make mistakes though. Edit: I started a war in the replies Edit 2: JEEZ I NOW KNOW ZAWG IS A WORD STOP IT, and why use zawg instead of dawg? Probably cause zawg sounds better for the person.
"Little johnny just saved 1,500,000 dollars for his new one inch house, he uses galvanized square steel and screws borrowed from his aunt to build a functional bed. Little johnny places eco-friendly wood veneers on the sides for safety. He builds a furnace under the bed inside the walls to cook meals, Little johnny installs a composter in the corner for bathroom and showering needs. Little johnny uses eco-friendly wood veneers and places a closet below his bed for clothes."
@@ellznaga2199 If you're thinking about multiplayer there IS no smallest "safe house" because anything a player can make, another player can break... usually much easier
@@jaudyparcon8591 mobs like zombies and creepers need to be able to see the player to target them, and even though his body goes through the cauldron, because he is inside of it they won't see him so he wont get targeted
@@qualcuno186 fire reference, but it doesn’t quite work here bc canman doesn’t really intend to live like this (Wall-E reference right? Or am I just stupid)
"Okay, where is your house? " "In my inventory. " Edit : lmao it's not even two days and I have 535 likes thanks guys Edit2 : holy quackamolly almost 2 k likes 💀
@@LandonBurge-xq9id originally cats were just tamed ocelots, and really the main differences between cats and ocelots is you can control a cat, so it would make sense both would have the same other features
Camman is wrong. A house will only be called a house once there's a furnaces, crafting tables, chests and beds. Without them, it's not considered as a house.
The problem is you have to get all the blocks and stuff witch could take time to get the cauldron cause you need iron and that means you have to get wood make a crafting bench make a wooden pickaxe and go get cobblestone to make a stone pickaxe THEN AFTER ALL THAT get the exact amount of IRON SMELT IT MAKE A CAULDRON THEN MAKE A TRAP DOOR WITCH NEEDS IRON oh and don’t FORGET ABOUT THE CAT WITCH NORMALLY SPAWN IN villages or jungles then you HAVE TO GO FISHING or kill the fish.. BUT THAT STILL WOULD TAKE SO MUCH TIME INCLUDING THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE ALREADY RAN OUT OF HUNGER SO thats why it wouldn’t work … or you just get lucky to spawn next to a village that has a cauldron you can get… and a trap door and with fish to get a cat.. soooo…
2,000,000 iq move
Real.
9,000,000,000 iq
@@blüübermanUTTPmy mom walks.
@@blüübermanUTTP do you really need money?
@BluuberLand
Know what
U don’t have parents
Imagine walking around in an advanced civilization on an smp and all of the sudden a man appears from a cauldron
Diogenes lore
godzilla had a stroke reading that*
@@ErRoTheGoat God?
@@Stoopid726 autocorrect *had
The new member of"Top scary jumpsacres"💀
Camman really got a roommate vibing with him 💀
the thing is, he actually has a cat
Edit: I don't know wtf is going on with the comment section, but I meant he actually has a cat in real life, if that's what the confusion is about
@@quest-cequecesttonvisagetake a joke siriosly, man
@Astrokod-z9d bro it's not a joke
@@HouriaBelkacemi-vj1echow is it not a joke exactly?
Edit: do not reply to this anymore please. I never said I thought it was a joke so please stop saying “you said it was a joke”
@@jiayinpan-ow3nv wtf comment section
I would love to just watch thousands of thousands of phantoms just circling over a caldron with a trapdoor on top.
"It aint much but it's a honest work"
@BluuberLandi wont
Your reverse psychology aint gonna work buddy 💀
Ur that natto boba guy
@BluuberLand my mom dont drive
reading this line is so nostalgic
$2000 a month rent in LA be like:
100th like !!
@@EasyCosmoyou unliked it bozo I'm the 100th like 😂
@@AGuyRoamingYTdo you get 10 million dollars if you're the 100th like?
@@AGuyRoamingYTnobody cares!
@@TheOriginal07 they actin like its a mrbeast challenge
And you get a pet , win win, it also scares away creepers
Creepers won't even see you
I think he already knows that 🤦🏽♀️
That’s a win-win-win.
“It ain’t much, but it’s home” looking ahh house
Creepers ignore you when a cat is with you it just runs away in fear
Affordable living in New York
@@some1ne117 no need to add some galvanized square steel though.
@@errosurya9112maybe some eco friendly wood veneers.
@@SpanIsh-k3w and some screws borrowed from my aunt
@@OkLolThe1st lol
@@kgunknown7909 and little john
Back in my day, a hole in the ground with a block above me was called the First Night House
Ah yes, the good old days.
It still is, don't worry
Edit: how tf did i get so many likes
2014 nostalgia 😭
You are so real for that
I did that yestrday😂
“The smaller the better” - camman18 and my girlfriend
Like your window
@BluuberLandNuh uh
Guys he right don't translate
@BluuberLand as an Indian its sanskrit
@BluuberLand bro I am in car with her
I bet Little John and his 100 kids might be able to fit in there , however he might need to use some galvanised steel to expand a little
@@sakaryl72 lmao underrated comment
hah caeeoh will fit
ITS ALWAYS THE SQUARE GALVANIZED STEEL 😭
Dont forget to secure by using screws borrowed from his aunt
@@beans3033 Oh! And also the eco-friendly wood veneers, durable for 1000 years!
bro this one friend who fills your house with lava💀
:) i was expect this
Well I get the joke but this is intended for single player anyways. You can't make a "safe base" in multiplayer because whatever you make, other player will break
it even protects you from creepers
I was about to say that 😂
@@ItsUrChristianBadger nope cats do it too...
@@ItsUrChristianBadgercats are literally just tamed ocelots
@@MM081zawg hasn’t played minecraft in years
@Acorn_donut Well, what word is zawg? Sorry but I don't know what that word is. Or did you mean dawg? It's okay to make mistakes though.
Edit: I started a war in the replies
Edit 2: JEEZ I NOW KNOW ZAWG IS A WORD STOP IT, and why use zawg instead of dawg? Probably cause zawg sounds better for the person.
bro is immune to running out of ideas 💀
stop commenting ts bruh
@BluuberLand bruh. My mom have died 20 years ago lol
@BluuberLand Nuh uh.
What conversation happened here?
balls frostbite
“It may be small but it’s still there” ahh moment
Thats what she said
That’s what she said
@@jamielinck9498 That's what she said
Said she what that's
That's what she said
"Little johnny just saved 1,500,000 dollars for his new one inch house, he uses galvanized square steel and screws borrowed from his aunt to build a functional bed. Little johnny places eco-friendly wood veneers on the sides for safety. He builds a furnace under the bed inside the walls to cook meals, Little johnny installs a composter in the corner for bathroom and showering needs. Little johnny uses eco-friendly wood veneers and places a closet below his bed for clothes."
lol
Bro what was all that yapping in the comments
@@Faisalhaq4964it’s a joke
rarest house in minecraft disguised as the smallest
Bros trying to sneak whats ther rarest into this short
*What’s the **-rarest-** smallest house in Minecraft??*
And it protects you from creepers let’s hope there’s no withers
The wither doesn’t spawn naturally so as long as you’re in single-player and not moving, you’re fine
@@teamawesomeness7137 I was implying it was a multiplayer
@@ellznaga2199 If you're thinking about multiplayer there IS no smallest "safe house" because anything a player can make, another player can break... usually much easier
Ocalots, which are cats, scare of creepers
@@Sun-god_luffy that’s why I said you’d be fine
He didn't think about creepers but the cat got us
@@jaudyparcon8591 creepers wouldn't notice you inside the cauldron, the phantom problem is because they already know the player's position
Creepers are scared of cats
@@Steel_bonnie004 but creepers can spawn near the player
@@jaudyparcon8591cats can scare off creepers
@@jaudyparcon8591 mobs like zombies and creepers need to be able to see the player to target them, and even though his body goes through the cauldron, because he is inside of it they won't see him so he wont get targeted
Cats...
Scare off...
PHANTOMS??? AND NO ONE WAS GOING TO TELL ME???
fr
Actually really useful if you want really small afk stations around your farms
Very underrated comment
English or Spanish
@@leesiewjung1648can you not?
@@Gloobus2057fresh ahh comments
The problem is, you can't get out. The composter thing is a common trap.
Camman turned into Little John
Bro got that Galvanized Square Steel house frfr
@@ZyresHD3764 fr 🤣
Galvanised Steel square cauldron with a trapdoor made in eco freindly Woody Venner
@@redstone0234* Evo friendly exposed copper
@@DefenderoftheOctoberists Secured with screws borrowed from his aunt
"Work Smaller not bigger"
- CamMan18
Its CAM man not CAN man
Thank goodness “edited” 😂
I nearly had a heart attack when I thought this was canman 💔
@@light5021 yea Misclick sorry
@@BigBackpro-fi4gh Misclick
My friend: where do you live in Minecraft?
Me: Cauldron
i thought it would just be a door because that's what pillager patrols use to know if you have a house
Fr?
@@non-existingbeing2098Nope! Unless it’s somehow not on the wiki (highly unlikely unless it’s bedrock only)
Im pretty sure that’s what villager houses used to be before the update (door with a block above)
I thought they just spawned randomly
@ender691 I thought that was bells and if there was a village (ie beds and villagers)
"That wasn't living! That was just _not dying!_
I don't want to survive, I want to live!
Let's see if someone gets the reference
@@qualcuno186 fire reference, but it doesn’t quite work here bc canman doesn’t really intend to live like this
(Wall-E reference right? Or am I just stupid)
@@Oishii.Tamashii. yup wall-e reference lol
@Sphynx_gorilla someone clearly hasn't played Persona 3
true
"When you put crafting table next to a furnace, you can call it home"
When you dig a hole and block it you can call it a home.
@BluuberLandok I won't translate, don't want anything to happen to my mom
Bed
Or you could just dig down and put a trapdoor there
Me chilling with my cat in the soup bowl while the air demons scream above me:
Edit: I hate all of you so much how dare you be funnier than me
Rel
Ral
ril
Rul
ryl
How does he not run out of ideas 💀💀
If he run hunger is gonna go down
When he doesn’t know what to do he tells us what’s the rarest ____ in Minecraft
@BluuberLand Don't translate (this is for you only)
Kashe Kanka
ye im interested too, i ran out of video ideas while not having any videos
@BluuberLand you lying
Safety plus a kitty? Sign me up right now
1500$ in new York
"Okay, where is your house? "
"In my inventory. "
Edit : lmao it's not even two days and I have 535 likes thanks guys
Edit2 : holy quackamolly almost 2 k likes 💀
true
@@Bitter_Butter to be fair with shulkers or even just a few stacks, you can build a really nice house
Cat in your inventory?
Zombies:👁️👄👁️
Silk touch go brrrr
Cats are scary.
-last famous words of creepers and phantoms
You can always expand it outwards with galvanized square steel if needed
a nice side effect with the cat is that creepers will also be scared away.
I thought only ocelots scared them
@@LandonBurge-xq9id originally cats were just tamed ocelots, and really the main differences between cats and ocelots is you can control a cat, so it would make sense both would have the same other features
@@Lookster2008I’ll test it sometime
I think it won't blow
Now that that's done, we need "the biggest house in Minecraft" 💀
30 million by 30 million by 320 house, new hardcore episode.
there has been people doing it right now i swear,we just didnt see the final result yet!
Then you get an axe and climb a mountain
but then the mysterious figure known as the "wither" appeared in my way
Lightning could kill the cat which could leave you vulnerable to phantoms.
Put lightning rod :troll:
@@NuningMinieThis works tho, use lightning rod to lure the lightning away from the cauldron
Just dig a hole lol (and live here)
My brain first thinking he came up with a solution using minecarts 💀💀
Report the bot above me.
Fastest house
You forgot the galvanized square steel and eco-friendly wood veneers
Friend: Where is your base?
He: here
Friend: that's a toilet
He: ._.
Wow the true smallest house in Minecraft. Literally not even including a single full block. PLUS A ROOMMATE GIVE THIS MAN AN AWARD
I never knew cats repelled phantoms until now
They're just large spooky purple mice with wings, it makes totally sense.
At least it's bigger than my house 💀
enderman: really picup the block
Diogenes would be proud
'Go inside and live forever'
Stay on minecraft forever,minecraft is life
--Camman
Things that makes a house a house:
- Crafting table
- Chest
- Bed
- Furnace
❌
Nah it's bed, ender chest, light source, and potted bamboo plant
most houses in villages don't have all 4.
Never knew cats kept phantoms away
My house is very spacious
The house :
Camman broke the first rule of Minecraft: a furnace by a crafting table 💀
Bro just became El chavo del ocho. 💀
@@sutaideru1426 This comment is not popular enough 🙏😭
What about creepers- *wait* THE CAT IS CREEPER DEFENSE TOO but what about other mobs? Can they hit you through cauldrons?
'If you can beat them do so'
-Sun Tzu probably
This is how ima bet sb737’s hardcore record for how long he has survived.
Next challenge: make the smallest house with a bed, furnace, crafting table, and all the necessary things. Otherwise it isn’t a base
Wow, he won the challenge so easily
Does this protect you from creepers too?
Yes because of little baby meow meow :3
Camman roasted every smallest house video 💀💀💀💀
Bro is thinking outside the box
if a player places lava in the cauldron your dead Camman18 !!
or powdered snow.
This is definitely a 200 iq move.
Nothing beats the 1x3 hole on your first night in minecraft
1x3 cause your two blocks tall and put another one on top for safety
@@ThyCandyRuler thanks for the info
Creepers are scared of cats to so it's double protecting
*Average New York apartment selling for $20,000 a month
"what's the rarest house in minecraft"
Dont make me throw my phone lmao
if you guys see bots then ignore them they just want attention
I just report them@@SquidTheAeon
Bro really is too lazy to build a actual house.
"If you place crafting table & furnance, that's home" ✖️
"If you place cauldron, copper trapdoor and cat, that's home ✅️
POV : expensive houses in 2030
Well, it's technically a house🤔
A HOUSE WITHOUT A CRAFTING TABLE AND A FURNACE IS DISAPPOINTMENT.
Yeah but he said theoretically
Definition of: size doesn't matter
Haha
that's a 89,000$ apartment in NYC right there
Camman18 is going to run out of content soon
@@00-Myself-00 probably not he’s always doing something interesting and unexpected
@BluuberLand shut up
"its not much but its home" ahh house😭
So smart
The next 5 videos "THIS IS THE REAL SMALLEST HOUSE"
It even scares creepers
It is a house, but it’s not home until you ad the crafting table and furnace
It's so good u can fit a cat inside there🤯
"No jobs too big, no pups too small!" ahh house 💀🙏
Camman is wrong. A house will only be called a house once there's a furnaces, crafting tables, chests and beds. Without them, it's not considered as a house.
The creeper: im abouta end this whole mans career
cats also scare creepers
@teamawesomeness7137 oh shit I'm dumbass
Certified Mob Bunker.
its actually 2 blocks trap door and cauldron
Its not a home without crafting table and a furnace
What if lightning strikes and cat dies?
can lightning hit through cauldrons?
Wow! Mumbai's homes are now in Minecraft 😂
What if, lightning strikes and kills the cat and phantoms kill u.
The problem is you have to get all the blocks and stuff witch could take time to get the cauldron cause you need iron and that means you have to get wood make a crafting bench make a wooden pickaxe and go get cobblestone to make a stone pickaxe THEN AFTER ALL THAT get the exact amount of IRON SMELT IT MAKE A CAULDRON THEN MAKE A TRAP DOOR WITCH NEEDS IRON oh and don’t FORGET ABOUT THE CAT WITCH NORMALLY SPAWN IN villages or jungles then you HAVE TO GO FISHING or kill the fish.. BUT THAT STILL WOULD TAKE SO MUCH TIME INCLUDING THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE ALREADY RAN OUT OF HUNGER SO thats why it wouldn’t work … or you just get lucky to spawn next to a village that has a cauldron you can get… and a trap door and with fish to get a cat.. soooo…
Just 2 blocks and a cat can protect you indefinitely.
Or just dig a 3 block hole and cover yourself
creepers also explode the cauldron so it scares off creepers too
Bro forgot about creepers 💀
Cats scare them to
Cat also blocks creepers
You are invincible 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is no one gonna talk about the birch tree burning at the backround he might do that
People who play hardcore be surviving with this one