Opens an I Don't work here. bouteek. Mandatory uniform all employees must wear the signature polo. (Shirt has in big letters "I DON'T WORK HERE".) Sadly we went out of business.
Maybe that guy at Adidas needs to ask those who think he's an employee, as to why they think he works there. It might give him some clue about why they would think that.
Most of the stores I've been to (used to have to go check on firework storage) have those big rubber door flaps with windows you can only see through close up - customers are unlikely to see anyone loitering !
For all these I don't work here stories, these ppl should get a shirt made that says " I don't work here " , and see what happens. Bet some idiot will still come and ask. LMAO
I delivered both to Costco's nearest Distribution Center and to several of the stores in my region. That trucker described the dock so well I had flashbacks. Fortunately, the company I drove for had it's own uniforms, and I never got harassed by a Karen. Apparently... Al I needed was a Peterbilt displayed on my shirt for that.
Omg. The store manager and the truck driver has the funniest ending ever! Two r/ covered I don’t work here and revenge and maybe malicious compliance too!
Can we just take a moment to admire the fact that RedWheel, without a moments hesitation to think, translated military time (16:00, 15:00, 17:00) into standard time while he read the story? I mean maybe he just scripts the videos before he does them so he knows what words to watch out for (such as bad words) and what words to say, or how to read something with bad grammar/spelling, but the fact he took the consideration to change the military time into standard time (as someone who has everything set to military time, most people have no idea what time it is in military, or get confused by the time conversion) whether it was beforehand or in that split second of recording is some impressive dedication to these audio stories.
Well, I don't know where he works (if he has a day job), but a lot of jobs I've had write the schedules in military time, so maybe he's just used to it.
@@leekara-bezan366 Is this an american thing then or am I misunderstanding something? Because if it is just the 24 hour clock as I said, I'm pretty sure I learned it in primary or middle school, and both my phone and tablet use it. It's 13:19 here, or 01:19 pm. Honestly I'm actually much more used to seeing time in this format because of this, though when speaking I think it is more normal to use the 12 hour clock, perhaps because usually when you're speaking to someone, they already know if it's morning or afternoon from the context, or probably just because it sounds more natural.
Concerning the last story: Has OP bothered at any time looking at the billboards in the town the outlet is part of? Knowing US marketing and advertising there might be an ad for that adidas outlet facing said town showing a male model looking like his brother and that's the problem.
Side note from hearing the OP mention poisoning herself in the smoking area… secondhand smoke is real. I learned that what’s exhaled has worse effects on others than the smoker. Did you know arsenic is one of the ingredients?!
It was a scrabble joke. Only 2 Fs in game. Also he mentioned playing Faqir which is a 4th F. There is a thing called super scrabble that will have 4 Fs but pretty sure that is not the case he is having. It's a truck driver... playing scrabble... on his phone.
I’m a vendor at Walmart. I do not wear a vest, like the employees do. I do not think I’ve ever been there working, without a customer asking me for help. I say ‘I’m only a vendor, ask someone in a vest’. Customers. 🙁
I have a funny yet smart idea and when anyone has that encounter like that buy a shirt and have it printed both front and back "I DON'T WORK HERE" see how that works
I always look at the chest of anyone who has something on that looks like a uniform, so I can immediately see who is actually an employee before asking a question. It’s really simple.
Here in Sydney, Australia we have an old fashioned Woolworths variety store. In the mid eighties I worked locally & would shop or take a short cut through the 2 entrances. I would be stopped often as my white shirt, black trousers & tie was standard attire by junior staff. Often I had to be rude "sorry I don't work here".
Last: West Va - yeah, they think you work there because you look local, sort of like your parents and all four grandparents were first cousins. Pretty country around there. Don't bother.
Maybe the Adidas guy should try wearing the Brooks Brothers clothing to the Adidas store to see if maybe that will work as reverse psychology! Never hurts to try! LOL!
i think someone must make t-shirts or a hoody with the words " I DON'T WORK HERE" printed in bold on the front and back!! oooh , wait that is not going to work! people don't read!
OP doesn't get confused with an employee at the brooks brothers store because people know the people who work there don't wear that crap and wouldn't be caught dead wearing that crap
Message for the poor guy who is continuously hassled by male and female KARENS, in the Adidas store, how about a lurid t-shirt printed in super loud print stating " I DON'T WORK HERE!", just a thought. Love the show, even if i'm feeling down, a few of your messages and i get that "superior" feeling again, tha ks for all the laugns.
When I worked as a cashier in grocery store, I got so tired of people coming up to my lane after my light was off and my drawer was out on the counter for me to count it, often unloading their shit without even asking if I was open, that I finally got to the point where I would not only turn off my light, but also put on my giant (and I do mean "giant") headphones, and listen to music while I counted my drawer. And still, invariably, some asshole would come up and start unloading their groceries. Like it was a normal thing for cashiers to have headphones on while they were still supposed to be helping customers. I just started ignoring them, and let them do whatever they were doing until they finally asked if I was open like a normal human being, instead of just making assumptions based on nothing other than the fact that I was there.
last story. OP print out a sign that says "i dont work here" and place one on the front and one on the back. that should solve the issue and if not then i would love to hear about the more idiotic people who cant read.
Please pronounce Adidas properly. The guy who founded Adidas was called Adolf Dassler. Or Adi for short. Not Adeeeh. So It’s pronounced Adi-dass, not Adeee-dus.
Somebody please start selling I Don't Work Here t-shirts. There is such a large market.
For the Adidas story that would work and for normal people it would. But as you know most Karen's refuse to read/believe what they read
Off you go. Brilliant business idea. '-)
Opens an I Don't work here. bouteek. Mandatory uniform all employees must wear the signature polo. (Shirt has in big letters "I DON'T WORK HERE".) Sadly we went out of business.
I'd buy one!
Maybe that guy at Adidas needs to ask those who think he's an employee, as to why they think he works there. It might give him some clue about why they would think that.
Great idea! He's doing something.
Cheatem and Howe seem downright friendly given what usually goes on in this reddit. At least they apologized.
What happened to Dewey? Did he retire?
Cheatem and Howe...
How we cheat them...
Most of the stores I've been to (used to have to go check on firework storage) have those big rubber door flaps with windows you can only see through close up - customers are unlikely to see anyone loitering !
Cheatem and Howe story. You forgot the senior partner, Dewey. While I'm at it don't forget the divorce firm Ditcher, Quicke and Hyde.
I work in hospitality and am a chef with 20 plus years experience and I LOVE these stories
For all these I don't work here stories, these ppl should get a shirt made that says " I don't work here " , and see what happens. Bet some idiot will still come and ask. LMAO
just a plain white shirt written "i dont work here". perfect.
Also...
"You can't fire someone who doesn't work here."
Well, I know now where OP will be shopping from now on, and it won't be Adidas.
I delivered both to Costco's nearest Distribution Center and to several of the stores in my region. That trucker described the dock so well I had flashbacks. Fortunately, the company I drove for had it's own uniforms, and I never got harassed by a Karen. Apparently...
Al I needed was a Peterbilt displayed on my shirt for that.
If your in the store you must work there. It doesn't matter how your dressed or how old you are. In Karen's world you work there 🤔😞
Betti Manning and on duty !
With that logic, Karen must work there too! 😆😆😆
That "my parents told me I could be anything," is fucking hilarious
l know it's 3 years later but l just saw this, and you are so right. l'm a trucker and l want a shirt like that, lol!
Omg. The store manager and the truck driver has the funniest ending ever! Two r/ covered I don’t work here and revenge and maybe malicious compliance too!
You are one of the best “readers” on You Tube.
You mean cuz he's an actual human who can actually read?
Im sure some people enjoy the robot voice, but I discovered redwheel a few weeks ago, and have been listening non stop
@@darylk1718 R Slash is really good too… 😀
Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe 😂
I feel his pain ,I drove truck over ten years over the road ,and did a lot of those peddle runs !
Wear different shoes for the store 🏬 to avoid issues.
Can we just take a moment to admire the fact that RedWheel, without a moments hesitation to think, translated military time (16:00, 15:00, 17:00) into standard time while he read the story?
I mean maybe he just scripts the videos before he does them so he knows what words to watch out for (such as bad words) and what words to say, or how to read something with bad grammar/spelling, but the fact he took the consideration to change the military time into standard time (as someone who has everything set to military time, most people have no idea what time it is in military, or get confused by the time conversion) whether it was beforehand or in that split second of recording is some impressive dedication to these audio stories.
Well, I don't know where he works (if he has a day job), but a lot of jobs I've had write the schedules in military time, so maybe he's just used to it.
It’s just the 24 hour clock. Pretty basic. Doesn’t everyone know how to read/convert it?
@@abiprescott926 The average person I meet doesn't even know what military time is
@@leekara-bezan366 Is this an american thing then or am I misunderstanding something? Because if it is just the 24 hour clock as I said, I'm pretty sure I learned it in primary or middle school, and both my phone and tablet use it. It's 13:19 here, or 01:19 pm. Honestly I'm actually much more used to seeing time in this format because of this, though when speaking I think it is more normal to use the 12 hour clock, perhaps because usually when you're speaking to someone, they already know if it's morning or afternoon from the context, or probably just because it sounds more natural.
@@abiprescott926 American thing. We never touched on it in school here
At least Susan called back to apologise! give her that at least!
Concerning the last story:
Has OP bothered at any time looking at the billboards in the town the outlet is part of?
Knowing US marketing and advertising there might be an ad for that adidas outlet facing said town showing a male model looking like his brother and that's the problem.
Side note from hearing the OP mention poisoning herself in the smoking area… secondhand smoke is real. I learned that what’s exhaled has worse effects on others than the smoker. Did you know arsenic is one of the ingredients?!
Lol gotta love the Pennsyltucky area. Completely oblivious college kids/college parents
I want that Peterbilt t-shirt
Sounds like that last guy needs to get a shirt made that says "I Don't Work Here" in big bold letters front and back
For scrabble, try Waffle. Would get rid of the W and two F's at least.
It was a scrabble joke. Only 2 Fs in game. Also he mentioned playing Faqir which is a 4th F. There is a thing called super scrabble that will have 4 Fs but pretty sure that is not the case he is having. It's a truck driver... playing scrabble... on his phone.
Personally I want to get a foam Pokeball to toss at a wild Karen, then say: “Sorry, thought you were a Wild Karen. Didn’t know you had a trainer!”
Nice, a video uploaded on my birthday
Blake_TheNBHD happy belated birthday!!
I’m a vendor at Walmart. I do not wear a vest, like the employees do.
I do not think I’ve ever been there working, without a customer asking me for help.
I say ‘I’m only a vendor, ask someone in a vest’.
Customers. 🙁
I grew up hearing about the law firm Dewy Cheatem & Howe😉
I have a funny yet smart idea and when anyone has that encounter like that buy a shirt and have it printed both front and back "I DON'T WORK HERE" see how that works
I always look at the chest of anyone who has something on that looks like a uniform, so I can immediately see who is actually an employee before asking a question. It’s really simple.
8:17 - well at least they learn LOL
Where are all the Karens I hear in all these stories?!?! I never see them!
Costco story.........I WANT A SHIRT LIKE HIS!! LMAO!!!
Here in Sydney, Australia we have an old fashioned Woolworths variety store. In the mid eighties I worked locally & would shop or take a short cut through the 2 entrances. I would be stopped often as my white shirt, black trousers & tie was standard attire by junior staff. Often I had to be rude "sorry I don't work here".
That last guy is being affected by an SCP
That last guy needs to have a custom T-shirt made it says on the front and the back lady, I don’t work here
Last: West Va - yeah, they think you work there because you look local, sort of like your parents and all four grandparents were first cousins. Pretty country around there. Don't bother.
Maybe the Adidas guy should try wearing the Brooks Brothers clothing to the Adidas store to see if maybe that will work as reverse psychology! Never hurts to try! LOL!
You ought to get a t-shirt with , I DON'T WORK HERE . Written across the front and back !
Next time OP goes to the Adidas store, wear a shirt that says...."I DON'T WORK HERE!!"
Why doesn't the phrase "I don't work here" sink into these people?
i think someone must make t-shirts or a hoody with the words " I DON'T WORK HERE" printed in bold on the front and back!! oooh , wait that is not going to work!
people don't read!
OP doesn't get confused with an employee at the brooks brothers store because people know the people who work there don't wear that crap and wouldn't be caught dead wearing that crap
I finally got a laugh! Hi! This is Susan with Cheatem and... Oh crap! Sorry!
8:25 I haven't laughed this hard at one of these stories in a long time-
Next time you go in to the Adidas store where a T-shirt that says I don't work here on the front and back😂
Message for the poor guy who is continuously hassled by male and female KARENS, in the Adidas store, how about a lurid t-shirt printed in super loud print stating " I DON'T WORK HERE!", just a thought. Love the show, even if i'm feeling down, a few of your messages and i get that "superior" feeling again, tha ks for all the laugns.
When I worked as a cashier in grocery store, I got so tired of people coming up to my lane after my light was off and my drawer was out on the counter for me to count it, often unloading their shit without even asking if I was open, that I finally got to the point where I would not only turn off my light, but also put on my giant (and I do mean "giant") headphones, and listen to music while I counted my drawer. And still, invariably, some asshole would come up and start unloading their groceries. Like it was a normal thing for cashiers to have headphones on while they were still supposed to be helping customers. I just started ignoring them, and let them do whatever they were doing until they finally asked if I was open like a normal human being, instead of just making assumptions based on nothing other than the fact that I was there.
Most stores have a "lane closed" sign to put out at the end.
Stupid emails from Costco bugging me. I'm not even near a Costco location. I'm in Buffalo,NY for f's sake
Adidas man, confirmed. :D
What is it with these Karen types being physically incapable of admitting that they were wrong on something and being so willing to escalate things?
Adidas dude needs to wear a shirt that says I DONT WORK HERE!
I've been to that Adidas store and love like 15 miles from Morgantown
You pay $16 a month? In Australia I pay $70 a month for internet, and that’s about average
How fast do u have?
Im in sweden, and pay 35$ for 250/250
How often does the guy go to the Adidas store?
Seriously. It sounded like he was there more often than the actual staff.
random trivia: In the UK they pronounce Adidas similar to "Oddy-doss"
Shout out from Morgantown West Virginia!!!
The Adidas employees must be getting mistaken for maniqunnes (this word is not right but autocorrect is also lost)
Most truck drivers I know don't have good command of the English language. This one did.
❤
That last story the Adidas story I would ask the people why they think I work here what in the God's wonderful earth makes you think I work here?
Guy in last story may have Resting Adidas Face.
Let's make a shirt that says... I DONT WORK HERE.
i bet it will sell really well
ar we sure the adidas guy is not an scp or something?
How many times do you actually go to Adidas in a year?
Cheatem and Howe...
How we cheat them...
Want a good Karen from an 83 year old veteran who was a Walmart greeter.
last story. OP print out a sign that says "i dont work here" and place one on the front and one on the back. that should solve the issue and if not then i would love to hear about the more idiotic people who cant read.
😁😁
You go to the Adidas store Two or Three times a Week? I think you have a more serious problem than being mistaken for an employee.
Yes
Dud should wear a nike shirt. Or even better a Puma shirt
Why do you go to the Adidas every two weeks? Seems like a lot of time buying new shoes!
it is prounced ad de das even thou it is spelt adidas
Is Seth Rogen reading this? 😆
It's spelled Cheatham
All Day I Dream About Sex. That’s how we referred to Adidas back in the day.
Mabe you should aply for a job at the Adidas store .
Why do you always go to the Adidas store? It’s an outlet mall.
Please pronounce Adidas properly. The guy who founded Adidas was called Adolf Dassler. Or Adi for short. Not Adeeeh. So It’s pronounced Adi-dass, not Adeee-dus.