“Just you wait, Lansseax. I’ll swoop in and steal your prize!” ~Rizz-lenia I really liked how Fortissax’s voice came out, and wanted to do something nice for him instead of having him down with Godwyn Also according to my data, a lot of my audience seems to be watching Invincible and since I’ve caught up with it… I’ll have a skit out in a day or too :3
If Lansseax really wants Vyke to go back to normal she should just take him to the haligtree to cure his frenzied flame. She gets Vyke back AND he gets to keep the sexy voice! Win- Win! Plus it would also be kind of sweet to see a genuinely wholesome video of the two, would make a nice Valentine’s Day special
Imagine this being the first Soul game being a comedy, in fact, if there is a mod where Elden Ring includes this kind of stuff, dragons talking and being funny, the demi gods fight in a comedic way, and enemies like Wanderers and Lesser Kindred of Rots saying funny comments, I would laugh hard
idea: the cleanrot knights keep waking up Malenia for varying reasons (asking if she wants the last slice of pizza, asking what colour she wants the floor done since the previous one's rotted, stuff like that)
If Lansseax really wants Vyke to go back to normal she should just take him to the haligtree to cure his frenzied flame. She gets Vyke back *AND* he gets to keep the sexy voice! Win- Win! Plus it would also be kind of sweet to see a genuinely wholesome video of the two, would make a nice Valentine’s Day special
Millicent: You were actually flirting with your loyal knight? How romantic. Can Finley become my new daddy? Melania: Finley is actually a woman. -///- Millicent: I don't know if that answers some questions, or raises more.
Great now I'm conflicted. Malenia or Human Lansseax. Who would be the hotter maiden? And why are neither of them an option in the actual game? Miyazaki, why must you torment us with things we can't have!?!
@@MrDaimeonagreed It’s a shame I have to kill so many dragons and demigods but get no lover Ranni short of just feels like a means to an end we don’t even have any cute moments in the story
“As the Queen of Rot, Malenia, fought the Fraud, the King of Jarnished, she began to open her Scarlet Aeonia. The Tarnished shrunk back in fear, then Malenia said:” “Stand proud, LMSH. You are strong.”
...Wait, isn't Lansseax from Faram Azula? She could just get an unalloyed gold needle, take Vyke to see father in-law Placidusax, poke him, and then he'd be normal again. I happen to know how to remove the Frenzied Flame from personal experience, though Placidusax wasn't too happy when I showed up and torched half of- I mean when I poked myself with the needle and bothered his ominous floating. I'd recommend going past the temple and straight to Placidusax though. I heard there was a completely random fire that broke out. Probably the godskin duo at it again.
@@Epsonea_482 it's never specified who are her children besides little one near her. Could be mother / sister or someone else entirely but she is still bigger than them so should be older than them. An aunt maybe?
I was thinking that Vyke was gonna throw hands with Shabrire but I forgot that Vyke doesn't know about him switching bodies with Yuri or whatever that Samurai name was.
I will don’t worry. I had no intentions to add her before but I will now for plot Should be easy, since she’s just a Cleanrot Knight at the end of the day
I love forti's design, not even because I'm an edgelord, but the whole thing with Deathblight fucking up his scale color is funny and interesting to me
Soooo I've been busy and missed so much but I'm caught up now and well as my fav has come up with a voice Vyke (he's my fav in game and in this). Hope you're doing well my friend.
“Just you wait, Lansseax. I’ll swoop in and steal your prize!”
~Rizz-lenia
I really liked how Fortissax’s voice came out, and wanted to do something nice for him instead of having him down with Godwyn
Also according to my data, a lot of my audience seems to be watching Invincible and since I’ve caught up with it… I’ll have a skit out in a day or too :3
If Lansseax really wants Vyke to go back to normal she should just take him to the haligtree to cure his frenzied flame. She gets Vyke back AND he gets to keep the sexy voice! Win-
Win!
Plus it would also be kind of sweet to see a genuinely wholesome video of the two, would make a nice Valentine’s Day special
next up, Lansseax gets the hots for Torrent
You and undead humor should collaborate
Imagine this being the first Soul game being a comedy, in fact, if there is a mod where Elden Ring includes this kind of stuff, dragons talking and being funny, the demi gods fight in a comedic way, and enemies like Wanderers and Lesser Kindred of Rots saying funny comments, I would laugh hard
"I never said I follow my own rules." Sounds about right.
Bro only goes one way and doesn't look back
I mean explains why he has so many incantations 😭
They were in contact for one minute, and vyke already has MELANIA after him because his dragon GF got competitive. GOD DAMN
I wanted to spices things up a bit instead of the usual LMSH stuff
@@Epsonea_482this is so fucking funny homie
@@Epsonea_482Vyke and Finlay confirmed potential love interests for the Blade of Miquella!? hot dayum BI's for the win!!!!
@@Epsonea_482 i mean it's better than my idea
Radahn's on his way to beat Vyke's ass
"oh i love these types of plotlines" is so true, always love Millicent
She reads peak fiction
idea: the cleanrot knights keep waking up Malenia for varying reasons (asking if she wants the last slice of pizza, asking what colour she wants the floor done since the previous one's rotted, stuff like that)
Fortissax is the realest homie
Bro knows who’s the realest of the real in the Lands Between :3
Leonard, Boc, Iron Fist Alexander, Blaidd, Torrent, Master Hewg, Roderika, Master Iji, Big Bogart >>>
@@pokimanefartcompilationno
@@onmyojifan yes
“HOLY SHIT WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU”
Literally any Evergaol Resident when the Tarnished spawns in
Fortisaxx: "I don't want peace. I WANT PROBLEMS!"
Always!
@@imperatordrakon6488AYY
I love how Fortissax is a homie. The voice chosen really fits the vibe.
Remember kids, Godwyn doesn't lose.
GODWYN DONT LOSE
His nname is GodWYN not GodLOSE
GODWYN DONT LOOOOSE!
Black bbc knives gang banged my homie Godwyn pipe down
HE JUST KEEPS WYNNING!!
If Lansseax really wants Vyke to go back to normal she should just take him to the haligtree to cure his frenzied flame. She gets Vyke back *AND* he gets to keep the sexy voice! Win-
Win!
Plus it would also be kind of sweet to see a genuinely wholesome video of the two, would make a nice Valentine’s Day special
YES!!!
Millicent: You were actually flirting with your loyal knight? How romantic. Can Finley become my new daddy?
Melania: Finley is actually a woman. -///-
Millicent: I don't know if that answers some questions, or raises more.
Yes
Millicent: Well 2 mothers would be pretty cool too
@@Kizur13you make a good point carry on
Hear me out, Human Lansseax though..
Nah bro I'm all ears. Tall dragon woman who can beat the Bestiality allegations? Damn right :3
@@Epsonea_482A true person of culture. I like
Hot humanoid dragon mommy is just a step below Demon/Bunny muscle mommies.
@@Epsonea_482 wait wait you got a point
Ginjikas are a Different thing
DLC please give us the dragon women
"Nah I'd Win" of course she'd say That 🤣
Always a good day when tarnished uploads ☕🗿
Thank you Meli-Meli :3
greetings melina thanks for the help :3
man I'd love seeing more of Millicent and Fortissax duo shenanigans...
Lan's eyelashes are cool.
It’s only when she was introduced on UH’s channel did I notice the lashes
Either that or a Zullie video
Great now I'm conflicted. Malenia or Human Lansseax. Who would be the hotter maiden? And why are neither of them an option in the actual game?
Miyazaki, why must you torment us with things we can't have!?!
Rotten off dick or crushed pelvis. I think I know which one I would go for
Clearly Lansseax is the hotter human.
Dragon powers. Wise, beautiful. And kinky af
still sad we don't have the Melina marriage ending
@@MrDaimeonagreed It’s a shame I have to kill so many dragons and demigods but get no lover Ranni short of just feels like a means to an end we don’t even have any cute moments in the story
take another poison swamp instead
nah i'd win - Malenia 2023
“As the Queen of Rot, Malenia, fought the Fraud, the King of Jarnished, she began to open her Scarlet Aeonia. The Tarnished shrunk back in fear, then Malenia said:”
“Stand proud, LMSH. You are strong.”
love the Malenia vs Lansseax plot line, seems fun :3
Spices things up from the usual fandom expectations of her partner :3
@@Epsonea_482 Nodders
Vyke just talking to himself out of boredom is hilarious. But the HOLY SHIT WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!! Is comedy gold.
...Wait, isn't Lansseax from Faram Azula? She could just get an unalloyed gold needle, take Vyke to see father in-law Placidusax, poke him, and then he'd be normal again. I happen to know how to remove the Frenzied Flame from personal experience, though Placidusax wasn't too happy when I showed up and torched half of- I mean when I poked myself with the needle and bothered his ominous floating. I'd recommend going past the temple and straight to Placidusax though. I heard there was a completely random fire that broke out. Probably the godskin duo at it again.
Man I love Lancys voice 😂❤🔥 . Who could this voice she has be?
2:21 Rizzlenia 😂
“I don't believe in government.”
“You’re friends with the main guy of the Golden Order.”
“I don't believe in consistency.”
Man I need more of this shit
Gimme more vyke, maliketh and Morgott content
Fortisaxx just became my fav
My man just wants to cause problems
Lanseax thiccness got no bounds
0:09 made me laugh out loud😂 the sound effect and confetti over godwyns corpse just sent me lmfaooo
Didn’t know that Elden ring parody with slice of life vibe is something that’s I always wanted
I'll never look at Fortissax the same again, he's an absolute menance!
Wonder how the meeting with mother of dragons will go for them. Thanks for the video.
Ehh, it’s a Mother of the Lesser Dragons so I’d say Placidusaxx is a better choice for Ancient Dragons
@@Epsonea_482 it's never specified who are her children besides little one near her. Could be mother / sister or someone else entirely but she is still bigger than them so should be older than them. An aunt maybe?
Finlay and Melania is a ship I didn't realize i need in my life.
Now i want to see more...
CLEANROT KNIGHT FINLAY MENTIONED 🗣🗣
ye best knight (in elden ring solaire still best knight over all)
@@Ashley-the-fox What about the onions?
WOOOOO FINLAY GOT MENTIONED
It's a very popular ship lol
@@Epsonea_482 i have been manifesting for this to happen for so long 👀🙌
@@WhoAreYou204 yes i mean melina and ranni kissed so it's nothing new to this channel
"If you want me out, make me BITCH!" that was raw 🤣
this is way too entertaining! 😂 *LOVING* the tea!
And just like that, Fortisaxx is my favorite dragon again. At least of the Elden Ring dragons.
2:19 she did what
Malenia: ...
The grass feels wrong!
I was thinking that Vyke was gonna throw hands with Shabrire but I forgot that Vyke doesn't know about him switching bodies with Yuri or whatever that Samurai name was.
Jura 😢
Came for the skit, but saw a portion of my life play on the screen. Surprise.
Hahahaha🤣! thats great, really loved fortisax in it!
"I'd win." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Finally Finlay/Malenia ship lets Fucking go. I absolutely Love Finlay and her story. So plz do her justice.
I will don’t worry. I had no intentions to add her before but I will now for plot
Should be easy, since she’s just a Cleanrot Knight at the end of the day
Malenia in love with Finlay confirmed?
Finlay is a woman 💀
Forti and Godwyn just getting clam baked in the basement when she walked in.
Black and gold, Black and gold 🎶 everything we do is BOLD 🎶
Guess the Dragonborn from Skyrim will have work to do...
The way the characters are talking to each other is making me laugh.
“Who the fuck are you?!”
Isn’t that the guy you need to talk to in order to get the frenzied flame?
Just found this, and legitimately, couldn’t stop laughing!😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can see the tarnish just strolling by... Stopong when they hear these two go at it... And then coming over with some buckets of 🍿
Why did I get addicted to this alternative universe where Elden Ring characters are in a sitcom, arguing 😂!!?
I can not wait to hear Bayle and Ingot go at it.
Too long have I been denied my berried delight... if I want it, it appears... i'm going to have to take it.m
Nah id win.
"I'm you" though
I love forti's design, not even because I'm an edgelord, but the whole thing with Deathblight fucking up his scale color is funny and interesting to me
Can’t wait for Malenia to be trying to swoon Vyke and Finlay bursts in to rizz her away
Ah siblings, ya love them just as much as ya want to bash them on the nugget.
I just watch these to add new insults to my vocabulary.
Godwyn: S T A R E S
Im halfway into the video before realizing im watching an eldenring sitcom 😂 yt recommendation just throw stuff at you at 3am
cant say i didnt enjoy cuz damm i love the dialogues!
Ngl, we need a part 2 for this, this story line is G A S
YOOOOOOOOOOO, the drama is insane. I love this, is there a part two?
I know this is not gonna matter but a video were Melina and maliketh have a roadt battle would be funny. The beef ends here.
1:09 i thought he would just say 30 on 30
“Nah, I’d win” Melania killed that 💀
LMAO this is great man
:3
OMFG! This was PRICELESS! 🤣
:3
Human Lansseax got me down bad
Please, we all know Vyke is the top in the relationship and Lansseax is the bottom.
But that’s so standarddddddd…
They switches at most :3
@@Epsonea_482 keeps things spicy so yeah I can see that.
lanseaxx: human simp who f*cked one
fortisaxx: cool death dragon with gold and death
winner: me, the all-mighty DEEZ
Dragons in soulslike now:🤡🤓
Darkgoater Midir:☠️🍷🗿
Vyke sounds like Sukuna. I just realized this
Millicent is Malenia, her dignity, separated by releasing rot again and again.
This ancient dragon chicanery needs to be stopped
For next video you need to wake mommy Gransax up
Vyke is a lucky bastard, Finger Maiden, Dragon Mommy, and the Mommy of all Mommies are after him. Godammit.
Bro’s getting that Chaos Game
Lanseax 'boutta make me act benign
I LOVE YOU FOR FORTISSAX
Soooo I've been busy and missed so much but I'm caught up now and well as my fav has come up with a voice Vyke (he's my fav in game and in this). Hope you're doing well my friend.
Idk if your gonna upload on Christmas but just in cause merry Christmas yall
I will. Just not on the day since unfortunate delays
oh god they made Fortisaxx black, nice! very nice!
So you choices are an 8 foot tall Rot Mommy or some Dagussy? Man Vyke is a lucky guy, either one is a win.
Fortissax is great
I had so much fun with his voice lol
Whats with the cumbia? Is sounds like a mexican buss😂😂😂
How is this so good???
This is my favorite
I saw this type of video on undead humors channel
Well we did jump on the Elden Ring ai train
Welp melania aint lieing she did nearly a year after 2:02 and heres around the correct time 2:56
Nah i´d win killed me
Fortissax is my new favorite😂
Who was the guy that talked to vyke?
0:55 brown flags?
That's just the Dung eater's standards
@Esponea_482 given that Malenia n Lan hate each other does this mean we gonna see the Dragussy and Rotussy in action togethaaa
Hell yeah Fortissax my boy!!
I love his theme and design so much
@@Epsonea_482 easily one of the best dragons in elden ring
I'm really torn between Malenia and human Lansseax. Holy shit...
Both are good :3
Lansseax doesn't have space STDs so i would go with that
OMG! JJK reference!
The standard for this channel
What’s the illustration in the thumbnail?
I had the same reaction as Lansseax when Fortissax outed Malenia for flirting with Finlay. I actually do ship Malenia with Finlay.