A Very Classy Music Video (GONE FOGLE)

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @Capeman11d7
    @Capeman11d7 8 лет назад +851

    "I am one shushed-up dentist"

  • @oingusboingus7305
    @oingusboingus7305 8 лет назад +1565

    Patrice "She's a fighter, hold her tighter" Wilson.

    • @DeathInANuse
      @DeathInANuse 8 лет назад +24

      +Adolf Hitler - Ahhh, the "Struggle Snugglist". - Jimmy Carr

    • @Cat-ri8pf
      @Cat-ri8pf 8 лет назад +16

      "shes a fighter, hold her tighter, where's my lighter?"

    • @christiangasior4244
      @christiangasior4244 8 лет назад +3

      +Elizabeth Mendoza Okay you lost me with that one. :P

    • @X-rayAnon
      @X-rayAnon 8 лет назад +2

      You were right.

    • @st8lion
      @st8lion 8 лет назад +25

      +Elizabeth Mendoza have to ignite her, hope shes not a biter, she said that shes a writer, but she loves rob schnieter

  • @GreenMushroomful
    @GreenMushroomful 7 лет назад +3139

    Let's all take a moment and remember that this girl has parents who clearly don't love her at all

    • @ThimbleFox350
      @ThimbleFox350 6 лет назад +52

      I really don't think that the video itself is her parents idea I'm assuming that the little girl in question begged her parents so she could make these videos or whatever and said "mommy daddy pls I wanna make another video" and they relented. I wouldn't say they don't love her at all but perhaps they don't have it in them to tell her no to something she wants to do. I'd much rather have parents like hers that are overly supportive of everything their child wants to a flaw, than abusive or neglectful parents.

    • @shil4720
      @shil4720 6 лет назад +215

      Too much support can be considered a form of abuse and neglect, too. This video is an example of that.

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 6 лет назад +10

      WE HAVE A CASH COW HERE

    • @Ca-rw8ps
      @Ca-rw8ps 6 лет назад +51

      pimping out kids even if theyre your own isn't the same as being supportive and anyone who says otherwise needs to be on some kind of watch list

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz 6 лет назад +2

      GreenMushroomful they sure love money

  • @colettejolie5417
    @colettejolie5417 6 лет назад +1401

    ok we all think Patrice is awful, but what about this girl's parents who ALLOW this?!

    • @misanthropicisolation4013
      @misanthropicisolation4013 6 лет назад +96

      They probably were told to shut up and take the money.

    • @ElephantsRTasty
      @ElephantsRTasty 6 лет назад +231

      Pale Rider *shush up

    • @miketiker
      @miketiker 5 лет назад +5

      Misanthropic Isolation lol by who? It’s their kid

    • @shashemption
      @shashemption 5 лет назад +7

      @@miketiker Patric and his money

    • @kattamos6696
      @kattamos6696 5 лет назад +38

      Pretty sure Rebecca Black had parents that forced her into it because they wanted to make money off of her, same dude so I wouldn't be surprised

  • @BitByADeadBeePt1
    @BitByADeadBeePt1 8 лет назад +3136

    I love how comfortable Hila is on camera now. Aww

    • @nadadhibi
      @nadadhibi 8 лет назад +120

      just sush it Michelle

    • @KnightFlyer
      @KnightFlyer 8 лет назад +19

      +Michelle Mills Stop cranking it Michelle

    • @ultimateblaze23
      @ultimateblaze23 8 лет назад +25

      +IM ETHAN BRADBERRY it's just a social experiment

    • @ok_yes_mhm_wow
      @ok_yes_mhm_wow 8 лет назад +3

      +IM ETHAN BRADBERRY cya on craigslist

    • @Glace1221
      @Glace1221 8 лет назад +8

      "be patient if you want to fuck!" Anyone remember when she said that?

  • @igkgigoh
    @igkgigoh 8 лет назад +1966

    Wasn't there a point where her parents asked wtf is going on?

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax 8 лет назад +186

      $$$

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax 8 лет назад +136

      $$$$$

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax 8 лет назад +139

      $$$$$$$

    • @igkgigoh
      @igkgigoh 8 лет назад +104

      oh god what did I start here

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax 8 лет назад +62

      money, her parents must just want the money

  • @FritzieLulu
    @FritzieLulu 8 лет назад +1691

    I don't get it - this music video looks like a lot of people were involved. Can you imagine Patrice Wilson saying: "Okay, so we will put heavy makeup and skimpy outfit on that 11-year-old girl and than make her do a sexy dance next to half naked grown men" and everybody was like "Yup, that sounds fine!". Also, where are her parents?!

    • @aquaticflames
      @aquaticflames 8 лет назад +297

      They're in their private home in the Bahamas counting ad reveniue from the videos she made.

    • @jabroni8567
      @jabroni8567 7 лет назад +5

      FritzieLulu
      Ded.

    • @TheSatanicGamerFromHell
      @TheSatanicGamerFromHell 7 лет назад +5

      how to find out a girl wrote this comment... click on the channel... femenist detected

    • @pumpkinslice1811
      @pumpkinslice1811 7 лет назад +98

      The Satanic Gamer From Hell You're a moron.

    • @TheSatanicGamerFromHell
      @TheSatanicGamerFromHell 7 лет назад +6

      Your opinion.
      Need i say more ?

  • @ggp3214
    @ggp3214 7 лет назад +2264

    telephone by lady gaga but for pedophiles is basically what that video is lol

    • @kittykane2058
      @kittykane2058 6 лет назад +8

      Well Put!

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 6 лет назад +2

      exactly

    • @Keen_Edge
      @Keen_Edge 6 лет назад +22

      grace persac mixed with ke$ha

    • @ArtisticlyAlexis
      @ArtisticlyAlexis 6 лет назад +15

      Also Marry the Night with the weird hospital scene. She's a Lady Gaga impersonator for pervs!

    • @tellie7914
      @tellie7914 6 лет назад

      Grace Persac x-hmm c

  • @ja-vishaara
    @ja-vishaara 8 лет назад +2317

    Thanks Ethan and Hila, I'm pretty sure I'm on some kind of watchlist now.

    • @hugocortes01
      @hugocortes01 7 лет назад +45

      Me too.

    • @FunkyFlunky2332
      @FunkyFlunky2332 7 лет назад +8

      What if this is some kind of freak Child porn on the dank web that is actually just a chick who is legally an adult who looks and sounds like an adult?
      Yeeeeet we all on a watchlist now *FUCK*

    • @Timbobjr
      @Timbobjr 7 лет назад +38

      After searching baby sex doll on Google, I am 100% on a watchlist now. On the bright side, I couldn't find a single baby sex doll.

    • @whatabeautifulduwang9603
      @whatabeautifulduwang9603 7 лет назад +1

      Dion van Oene Join the club

    • @chrisbrownisthebestdonteve4547
      @chrisbrownisthebestdonteve4547 7 лет назад

      Dion van Oene house I was the 666th like 😈😈

  • @connorsullivan3540
    @connorsullivan3540 7 лет назад +237

    Bro her fucking eyelashes, I feel the breeze every time she blinks

  • @AHappyBlackGuy
    @AHappyBlackGuy 7 лет назад +199

    "It's a child's stomach, they have this little stomach."
    Hila Klein - 2016

    • @kirsty9084
      @kirsty9084 6 лет назад +20

      AHappyBlackGuy I think she means like they got that fat chub stomach.

    • @IamMissPronounced
      @IamMissPronounced 6 лет назад +3

      God bless Hila's innocent point of view, I love her

  • @2chill116
    @2chill116 7 лет назад +652

    Ethan Did the golden Face better

    • @trevorsloan7586
      @trevorsloan7586 6 лет назад +17

      2Chill Jim Halpert did it best

    • @Kazoo_man64
      @Kazoo_man64 6 лет назад

      Excuse me, it's "Yellow Goo Trollman"

  • @lactatertots
    @lactatertots 8 лет назад +1715

    I almost jumped with joy when it showed Patrice in jail, where he belongs

  • @CitizenDuarte
    @CitizenDuarte 8 лет назад +711

    7:08 Is that guy hammering a wheel?...... And are those two men drilling a piece of wood?

    • @riley8704
      @riley8704 8 лет назад +37

      Buddy Duarte how many fuckwits does it take to.....

    • @lazystoner435
      @lazystoner435 8 лет назад +38

      Well until the little girl exploded and the orgy started.

    • @ForwardBias
      @ForwardBias 7 лет назад +59

      Easy.... They were banging and drilling each other.

    • @giannalvarez3154
      @giannalvarez3154 7 лет назад +10

      Dirk Ya don't say.

    • @alMa48Qa
      @alMa48Qa 7 лет назад +1

      Giann Alvarez

  • @Lionbug
    @Lionbug 8 лет назад +407

    just a crank bro

  • @robertcalkins4979
    @robertcalkins4979 6 лет назад +747

    i am legit uncomfortable watching this video lol

    • @anonymousbosch9265
      @anonymousbosch9265 5 лет назад +8

      Not uncomfortable just appalled that someone allowed their daughter to be in this

    • @thewizard9005
      @thewizard9005 4 года назад +2

      That describes me w/the seamonster of RUclips video

    • @anonymousbosch9265
      @anonymousbosch9265 4 года назад +4

      Juicelad I thought that wasn’t a real thing

    • @s.kieyyyy923
      @s.kieyyyy923 3 года назад

      It’s Patrices’s fault and Alison’s parents. I feel bad for her

  • @ForestWizardLookingForPotion
    @ForestWizardLookingForPotion 7 лет назад +489

    funny cuz it actually has the production feel of a porno.

    • @mcray0309
      @mcray0309 7 лет назад +30

      Anakin Paulin exept pornstars have asses and a body of a woman instead of thw body of a 11 year old boy

    • @mcray0309
      @mcray0309 7 лет назад +5

      Zim _ on the reg too if u look hard enough

  • @warrickgray
    @warrickgray 8 лет назад +565

    These two are adorable. The intro is effing endearing.

    • @darinjacques5870
      @darinjacques5870 8 лет назад +4

      Siblings usually are funny on camera.

    • @warrickgray
      @warrickgray 8 лет назад

      +Darin Jacques what? why?

    • @darinjacques5870
      @darinjacques5870 8 лет назад +1

      +Caderyn Fallehn It was a joke about them being siblings

    • @warrickgray
      @warrickgray 8 лет назад +17

      +Darin Jacques yeah, I got that, but why? jokes are meant to be funny

    • @darinjacques5870
      @darinjacques5870 8 лет назад +20

      +Caderyn Fallehn Did I just get rekt?

  • @KingOfSpadess
    @KingOfSpadess 8 лет назад +4389

    I made the mistake of looking it up and now the FBI is at my house.

    • @BriBriBros
      @BriBriBros 8 лет назад +9

      .

    • @crownsedge
      @crownsedge 8 лет назад +254

      Papa bless, judge is refusing me bail too.

    • @Snowgoon901
      @Snowgoon901 8 лет назад +30

      +KingOfSpadess Fight em.

    • @MacGuffinExMachina
      @MacGuffinExMachina 8 лет назад +51

      +KingOfSpadess Does it actually exist? lol I was hoping someone else would be brave enough to search.

    • @kevdieg
      @kevdieg 8 лет назад +3

      what is it

  • @dangerdingus7559
    @dangerdingus7559 4 года назад +70

    I'm surprised him and Dan Schneider havent teamed up on a project together. They seem like they'd vibe well

  • @miclazy-5m
    @miclazy-5m 7 лет назад +952

    why not blame her parents too. No good parent would their 11 year look like tht in a "music" video

    • @Nero4Smash
      @Nero4Smash 7 лет назад +19

      miclazy
      some people do for money.

    • @Kleinigkeit11
      @Kleinigkeit11 7 лет назад +86

      Not in this case. They don't expect to profit off of these songs. The people that produce these music videos basically get commissioned by these girls' rich parents to make awful little vanity projects for their spoiled asses.
      Not sure if the fact *they* paid *him* to dress and pose her that way makes it better or worse...

    • @Nero4Smash
      @Nero4Smash 7 лет назад +34

      Worse of course

    • @danielloftin6057
      @danielloftin6057 6 лет назад +1

      FisherNinja jk naw im in high school and some girls have smaller bosoms than her

    • @seanocansey2956
      @seanocansey2956 6 лет назад

      miclazy her parents didn't crank it, so they got put down. (Shhhh)

  • @ledaelliott1111
    @ledaelliott1111 7 лет назад +866

    he had her appear holding teddy bears, dolls and shit while wearing sexy clothes... he's trying to excintuate her youth in a perverse way. good going legend keep it up

    • @sylvrtygr93
      @sylvrtygr93 6 лет назад +47

      Accentuate?

    • @wj2429
      @wj2429 5 лет назад +8

      @samplexample Age of consent laws are very new and a sign of progress, but I wouldn't expect a right winger to know what he's talking about.

    • @TheOfficialJayP
      @TheOfficialJayP 2 месяца назад

      @@wj2429ah this comment aged well 😂. the left are groomers and pedos child trans abuser

  • @andtou1342
    @andtou1342 5 лет назад +157

    I love how you kept adding a clip of Patrice smiling and nodding over parts of this video.

  • @cocorkiller2322
    @cocorkiller2322 5 лет назад +142

    I always hold dry wall and have my buddy drill into it

  • @pseudonymphmusic7721
    @pseudonymphmusic7721 8 лет назад +550

    When you have a child copy lady gagas "telephone" format

  • @ZERO_42069
    @ZERO_42069 8 лет назад +374

    hila has a nice smile

    • @jonathantruong7069
      @jonathantruong7069 8 лет назад +30

      Josue Guzman yeah it feels genuine

    • @jelhaj7769
      @jelhaj7769 8 лет назад +41

      she just loves Ethan. She's a class act.

    • @Jacob-fw4ve
      @Jacob-fw4ve 7 лет назад +4

      Very nice. I wish Ethan could react to these comments. Hila is awesome as well as Ethan, every video makes me choke of laughter.

    • @kittykane2058
      @kittykane2058 6 лет назад

      Gerard Way: Me, too. If they weren't so funny; I'd be so depressed about what I just watched that little girl do.

    • @drunkenactionfigureunboxin5138
      @drunkenactionfigureunboxin5138 6 лет назад

      You can tell that she really loves him. It should give hope to all of you chubby dorks out their, a sense of humor is all you really need to bag a hottie.

  • @yaboi5509
    @yaboi5509 7 лет назад +396

    They put an 11 year old in an electric chair for robbing a jewellery store...

  • @dena81
    @dena81 7 лет назад +762

    Patrice could be a great producer if he 1. stayed away from the kids and 2. stayed away from the weird topics

  • @loganklein3118
    @loganklein3118 7 лет назад +277

    can we please talk about the eyelashes

    • @LCbabyxO
      @LCbabyxO 6 лет назад

      Logan klein seriously wtf

  • @striderm
    @striderm 8 лет назад +90

    Who's this "Orsh" guy she keeps telling to crank it up? He never shows up.

  • @christinekouria616
    @christinekouria616 8 лет назад +546

    ETHAN BRADBERRY

    • @FrakleTV
      @FrakleTV 8 лет назад

      Andevenhadaphoneconversation.exe

    • @metokur3181
      @metokur3181 8 лет назад +1

      +Christine Kouria WHATSUPITSETHANRASBERRY

    • @MEGAGODULTRA
      @MEGAGODULTRA 8 лет назад +4

      Я ЕТАН БРАДБЕРИ

    • @newjigsaw
      @newjigsaw 8 лет назад

      +Christine Kouria I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY

    • @xblackb0x
      @xblackb0x 8 лет назад +1

      +Christine Kouria this always makes me crack up randomly when I think about that scene

  • @jillianc7485
    @jillianc7485 5 лет назад +87

    watching this in 2019.. absolutely astonished that this vid still has ads lmao

  • @imjustasnail
    @imjustasnail 8 лет назад +478

    it looks like a poorly made spin off of lady gagas telephone...

    • @J-B-P
      @J-B-P 6 лет назад +2

      Lol that's what I thought!!

    • @inkhed
      @inkhed 6 лет назад +1

      EXACTLY

    • @kokroche1
      @kokroche1 6 лет назад

      Im just a snail or a kesha song

    • @tenten1834
      @tenten1834 6 лет назад +1

      More like rip off

  • @itsand1866
    @itsand1866 8 лет назад +379

    I like how both Rebecca Black and Allison Gold completely stopped making music due to the amount of hate they've gotten and started uploading "how to" videos and stuff

    • @mangocoffee510
      @mangocoffee510 8 лет назад +56

      Andy Gallardo TBH I prefer Rebecca to Gold. At least Rebecca wasn't 10 when she made her video.

    • @BanjoJD
      @BanjoJD 8 лет назад +64

      Black still makes music.

    • @CrzyAmy24
      @CrzyAmy24 7 лет назад +32

      If you go to Rebecca's channel she is actually a chill person

    • @whoopigoldburger5436
      @whoopigoldburger5436 7 лет назад +1

      Rebecca still makes music...I think

    • @bandamani
      @bandamani 7 лет назад +2

      p1nk s34s0n Have you seen the videos of what happens when you ask her what day it is? She gets so pissed.

  • @BigBrooksyHD
    @BigBrooksyHD 8 лет назад +2014

    Crank it or IM ETHAN BRADBERRY!!!

    • @jkouyh8766
      @jkouyh8766 8 лет назад +7

      +IM ETHAN BRADBERRY Holy crap that is true dedication!

    • @EnclosedPoolArea
      @EnclosedPoolArea 8 лет назад +5

      +Ryan Dude what do you mean? It literally takes ten seconds to change your username.

    • @jkouyh8766
      @jkouyh8766 8 лет назад +3

      He changed his picture too.

    • @EnclosedPoolArea
      @EnclosedPoolArea 8 лет назад +4

      Ryan Dude oh shit thats a whopping 30 seconds! This guy is commited af

    • @jkouyh8766
      @jkouyh8766 8 лет назад +1

      IKR

  • @Redacted_2061
    @Redacted_2061 5 лет назад +55

    I rewatch h3h3 old videos all the time.. Jesus this is the only time im speechless over a topic he covered.. No words at all man

  • @SpyanLoL
    @SpyanLoL 7 лет назад +749

    Sad thing is, i see this stuff all the time because i work dance competitions occasionally. Except the moms and dads cheer this behavior on and yell cat calls. Makes me feel gross.

    • @roastedmarshmallow_tm_6204
      @roastedmarshmallow_tm_6204 6 лет назад +21

      Damn... I feel you, I would be so disturbed and embarrassed

    • @quebecgold4
      @quebecgold4 5 лет назад +4

      Ryan Swenson
      « All the time »
      « Occasionally »
      Ouh ouhhhh my men seems like you like what youre seeing!

    • @LoveMyUnusual
      @LoveMyUnusual 5 лет назад +17

      Dude, for real. There is a dance studio in my hometown that would have their dancers (kinder to 5th grade) dance to uncomfortably adult pop music. Their costumes ranged from all kinds of tutus, shorts, dresses with variations of adult makeup. They were always featured at school and city fairs. It was always SO uncomfortable. 😧

    • @hollyann5717
      @hollyann5717 5 лет назад +25

      My daughter made the competition team at her dance school. Her instructor doesn't put the kids in inappropriate outfits. There are alot of students and I'd never seen anything that made me raise an eyebrow at their recitals. But when we had to go to the competitions I couldn't believe some of the shit these girls wear. There was a stark contrast between the outfits that my daughter and her team wore and the outfits kids from other places wore. We live near New Orleans and several of the competitions were in the city. Also, it's not just the outfits. The dance moves for some of the other teams were not ok. I'm not a prude in any sense. I'm not religious or anything either, but if my daughter had been made to wear those outfits or dance like a mini stripper I would have pulled her out. She's about to start a new school that is specifically for hip hop dancing and they'll be going to New Orleans for competition this year so I'm sure this will be interesting.

    • @RussianBot-qw4ht
      @RussianBot-qw4ht 5 лет назад +5

      @@hollyann5717
      Hip hop dance style focuses especially on sexual movements and appearance.

  • @Pebble_Collector
    @Pebble_Collector 8 лет назад +79

    My interpretation is that whenever Patrice hears a loud knock on the front door, his laptop's in the microwave quicker than you can say "my name is Ethan Bradberry".

    • @ryangibson1901
      @ryangibson1901 7 лет назад +6

      LrsLzk your comment deserves the highest likes. I'm re watching old h3 vids and this microwave line got me legit laughing.

    • @pscyking
      @pscyking 2 года назад +4

      Underrated.

    • @ReizokoRyu
      @ReizokoRyu Год назад +1

      ​@@ryangibson1901 LOL I'm 6 years late but I had the same reaction 😂

    • @TryPuttingItInRice
      @TryPuttingItInRice Год назад +1

      GOAT comment

  • @Gilgaemesh
    @Gilgaemesh 8 лет назад +1650

    Get a girl who looks at you the way Hila looks at Ethan.

    • @MissyFaye
      @MissyFaye 8 лет назад +27

      Riiight?? lol thats like 70 percent of what I was looking at this whole video :D

    • @nigeltheoutlaw
      @nigeltheoutlaw 8 лет назад +20

      Gilgamesh I'd be a happy man if I had a beautiful woman looking at me the way Hila looks at Ethan.

    • @JustNatax3
      @JustNatax3 8 лет назад +18

      Gilgamesh She's the dream. Sadly I never get out of my basement. Forever alone.

    • @badazzmaro
      @badazzmaro 8 лет назад +2

      You put into words easily what would have taken me 5 paragraphs to say, thank you epic one

    • @badazzmaro
      @badazzmaro 8 лет назад +2

      +Sharkface get ya a girl that looks at you the way I look inside myself, that look being amazement and confusion.

  • @skirtdinkas7216
    @skirtdinkas7216 4 года назад +283

    Netflix got their inspiration for Cuties from this

    • @mutt9779
      @mutt9779 3 года назад +2

      They tested the waters by watching this play out and seeing if they could afford the backlash the public gives.
      May as well have been media corporations testing out the first ever underage brothel, and going "hey, guess twitters been neutered enough we can get away with this easily!"(Twitter is just an example, all socmedia is to blame)
      Doesn't that suck? When the Twitter mob bitches and moans about some black kid getting himself shot, we have to make up a whole goddamn holiday and spend the next month worshipping Santa cla- i mean Martin Luther King Jr.(kind of an odd mixup there.... well.... maybe not THAT weird.... the way SOME people talk about him....) , meanwhile when the same mob says "quit pushing the overton window on point and consenting age" You're just some fucking prude who doesn't get the movie and "WhAt ThE MoViE ReAlLy SaYs AbOuT SoCiEtY"
      Fuck these people and their handlers(and to be honest, H3H3 isn't exactly the entity to combat any of these things)

    • @alexclipper7608
      @alexclipper7608 3 года назад

      @@mutt9779 why would they combat it? It’s their peers that are pushing/controlling all of this.

  • @yeetbeet7752
    @yeetbeet7752 7 лет назад +76

    Patrice is the type of guy to ask for conjugal visits at a juvenile hall.

  • @rileysweet15
    @rileysweet15 8 лет назад +296

    he went full Fogle

    • @MrReddy64
      @MrReddy64 8 лет назад +109

      Never go full Fogle...

  • @Meowdi333
    @Meowdi333 7 лет назад +328

    who would even let their kid do that like why

    • @theleft-hander1908
      @theleft-hander1908 6 лет назад +8

      cornflakes $$$

    • @arintheseatsesh6242
      @arintheseatsesh6242 6 лет назад +1

      Channel of Things Nah. Nah. Her parents actually paid the producers to make this. You look silly. Go gargle razors in a corner.

    • @theleft-hander1908
      @theleft-hander1908 6 лет назад +11

      ARintheseat Do you _really_ think they didn’t make any money from this?

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 2 года назад

      IKR?!

  • @Polyfusia
    @Polyfusia 7 лет назад +75

    "Crank it or shhh"
    "Way ahead of you. I'm cranking it right now" - Jared Fogle

  • @dumpc
    @dumpc 8 лет назад +144

    Patrice really needs a background check if there hasn't been one already...

    • @Wheresmy240
      @Wheresmy240 6 лет назад +2

      I bet he has hidden cameras in the changing rooms and he sells the images on the dark web.

  • @ballbreaker9816
    @ballbreaker9816 8 лет назад +994

    Wow, the controversy between Rebecca Black and Alison Gold is quite colorful.

  • @nimeshajayatunge4007
    @nimeshajayatunge4007 8 лет назад +963

    All I can think of is, what were her parents thinking?

    • @Regnilla_o
      @Regnilla_o 8 лет назад +117

      $$$

    • @GrimZombiex
      @GrimZombiex 8 лет назад +98

      dolla dolla bills yall

    • @sam7932
      @sam7932 8 лет назад +18

      money pls

    • @allenk727
      @allenk727 8 лет назад +33

      +Nimesha Jayathunge thinking of what car to buy or planning out a new kitchen

    • @SapphireGamma
      @SapphireGamma 8 лет назад +2

      "I guess we're racist now"

  • @patrioticamerican9023
    @patrioticamerican9023 7 лет назад +157

    Rewatching this after the Patrice Wilson scare on the podcast

    • @winewithout8454
      @winewithout8454 6 лет назад +1

      Patriotic American What did he even say?

  • @tony_dogs
    @tony_dogs 8 лет назад +204

    Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Please take a seat, Patrice.

  • @imasweetie7907
    @imasweetie7907 8 лет назад +2133

    My interpretation is that the ''prison'' in a way is her mind after she was phisically and mentally abused by patrice several times. Just think about it: the sexy slothes, the sexual postures are all that is in her mind after so much abuse. When she's saying ''crank it or shush'', it may mean to obey or to shut up/ be beaten. The meeting with patrice indicates her being dependent of him and doing what she's told. And finally, the ''explosion'' at the end could very well be her suicide. And because it is just after the meeting with patrice it means he has told her to do it.

    • @imasweetie7907
      @imasweetie7907 8 лет назад +299

      But that's just a theory. A SHUSHED UP MUSIC VIDEO THEORY!

    • @rapaladude
      @rapaladude 8 лет назад +63

      +I'm asweetie game theory memes. Love it.

    • @scubasteve7439
      @scubasteve7439 8 лет назад +19

      LAYERS

    • @imasweetie7907
      @imasweetie7907 8 лет назад +5

      Superfast Jellyfish26 Layers?

    • @goofy955
      @goofy955 8 лет назад +60

      LAYERS???
      ONIONS HAVE LAYERS...

  • @ehill1536
    @ehill1536 8 лет назад +259

    Late af bro. I've been saying gold is the new black to random ppl I meet and they think I am being counter-racist. I just bark.

    • @DaybreakPT
      @DaybreakPT 8 лет назад +7

      >counter-racist
      >what

    • @bok..
      @bok.. 8 лет назад +8

      +fignutin
      >this text isn't green though
      >its black
      >gold is the new black
      >help

    • @JamNightingale
      @JamNightingale 8 лет назад +3

      +ehill1536 Oh wow you're cool

    • @xredx-02
      @xredx-02 8 лет назад +2

      +Neodinium black is the new green

    • @mistervanderveer
      @mistervanderveer 8 лет назад

      +ehill1536 You did me a scare there.

  • @BrotherLady101
    @BrotherLady101 7 лет назад +497

    Looked up the babby thing
    And the police are at my house. Thanks h3h3

    • @derpinatordan9157
      @derpinatordan9157 6 лет назад +32

      Oh shit the police hate all that *BABBY* stuff

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 6 лет назад +3

      Hahahahahaha

    • @Valkerson
      @Valkerson 5 лет назад +1

      Jotaro wtf r u doing don’t search that kind of thing

    • @brown_gurl
      @brown_gurl 5 лет назад +1

      @@Valkerson I dont get what the babby thing is supposed to mean

    • @Valkerson
      @Valkerson 5 лет назад +3

      brown_ gurl it’s okay u don’t have to know. It’s for your own good

  • @Anthony-tn3dh
    @Anthony-tn3dh 8 лет назад +316

    The brazzers part was GOLD
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Pun intended

  • @zachpaoli6869
    @zachpaoli6869 7 лет назад +312

    Almost has the same appeal as the child beauty pageants. This is an odd culture for sure.

    • @Vleeslucht
      @Vleeslucht 6 лет назад +5

      Fuck does that actually exist in america?? I thought it was just for movies or something.. thats fucked up

    • @saayoll
      @saayoll 6 лет назад +9

      nah dude it's definitely a thing here. Toddlers & Tiaras is legit af

  • @JeanClodVanShot
    @JeanClodVanShot 8 лет назад +77

    I can't stop staring into Hila's eyes, they are so bright and beautiful!

  • @artawesome30
    @artawesome30 4 года назад +55

    The way she takes off her sunglasses at 8:36 is so shaky and child-like. I'm always apt to give people the benefit of the doubt, especially when it comes to something as serious as being a "creep", but this is pretty goddamn hard to defend

    • @JaredConnell
      @JaredConnell 3 года назад +1

      What the skimpy clothes and suggestive dancing is totally fine with you but she is a little Shakey taking off her sunglasses and that's where you draw the line?

    • @artawesome30
      @artawesome30 3 года назад +13

      @@JaredConnell Missed the point, bud. I wasn't criticizing the sunglasses to be any more/less inappropriate than the rest of the costume. I was pointing out that you can tell she's even younger than she looks, by the way she looked while removing the sunglasses. Point being, the outfit (as a whole) is even less appropriate than one might initially suspect.

    • @TryPuttingItInRice
      @TryPuttingItInRice Год назад +5

      Omg yes. Her taking off the sunglasses is very child like. God this is such a messed up video. I hope she's in a better place in her life and that her parents didn't ruin her forever.

  • @ThatKarin
    @ThatKarin 8 лет назад +941

    If you follow that whole "flat as a board" thing for smallchested females, then the image of those two construction guys drilling that flatboard takes a more fucked up meaning.
    Or maybe they're just bad at construction...

    • @SwigartZ11
      @SwigartZ11 8 лет назад +85

      Oh....gods....

    • @Trivialise
      @Trivialise 8 лет назад +79

      Jesus fucking Christ.

    • @Alex-gy2kn
      @Alex-gy2kn 8 лет назад +33

      >overused memes with hundreds of likes
      >this at 12 likes

    • @caseygtr
      @caseygtr 8 лет назад +19

      +Kokobro No, You undo this now. pls take it back.

    • @Tyubirocks1
      @Tyubirocks1 8 лет назад +1

      I can't like this on mobile, but I hope this bumps your comment

  • @MrSquareHead1234
    @MrSquareHead1234 8 лет назад +545

    Comment containing old overused quotes from former videos

  • @BearHawkful
    @BearHawkful 8 лет назад +536

    Every video is a banger from you guys, thanks!

  • @jnlcnr
    @jnlcnr 6 лет назад +487

    Parenting PRANK!!! (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL)

  • @MauroPerasso
    @MauroPerasso 8 лет назад +260

    its a fucking golden shower man!! its pee!! how did you miss that!

    • @andrewhorak7561
      @andrewhorak7561 8 лет назад +8

      ...its a term used in fucked up porn...

    • @Lameashellcosplay
      @Lameashellcosplay 8 лет назад +6

      +Andrew Horak
      piss porn isn't that fucked up lmao

    • @vanillasadboi
      @vanillasadboi 8 лет назад +20

      This may be a stretch, but in Greek mythology, Zeus transformed into a golden shower so that he could fuck someone. The golden shower may be a reference to Greek mythology.

    • @chironroe8288
      @chironroe8288 7 лет назад +2

      V A N I L L A S A D B O I Pervert Zeus, at it again.

    • @Jerxesss
      @Jerxesss 7 лет назад +1

      theres just no way pointing it out that this isn't sexual 😂

  • @Professionalyoutubeviewer
    @Professionalyoutubeviewer 8 лет назад +53

    I love how every time Ethan makes a joke, Hila just kinda smiles, then Ethan makes the joke again but funnier and Hila slowly makes her way to a full laugh. You know Ethan is satisfied with a joke when Hila is full laughing. Damn you guys are perfect for each other

  • @tacticability521
    @tacticability521 8 лет назад +121

    >Holds up Jewellery store
    >Capital punishment

    • @haha20121000
      @haha20121000 8 лет назад +15

      So it's a video depicting the US justice system?

    • @professionalfire3902
      @professionalfire3902 8 лет назад +2

      +Evan Stuart WOOOOOOOOO

    • @robertlopez733
      @robertlopez733 8 лет назад

      +Jeff Jeff looked like it

    • @malum_1
      @malum_1 8 лет назад +1

      *>12 year old holds up jewelry store
      >capital punishment

    • @jojamabanana
      @jojamabanana 6 лет назад

      I think it implies a dead body in the beginning but yeah true

  • @jenniferzangre
    @jenniferzangre 6 лет назад +100

    Golden shower.

  • @AeonicShadow
    @AeonicShadow 8 лет назад +494

    I never understood how Jared lost weight from eating Subway everyday, but then I realized he just orders off the kids menu.

  • @buggieburrito
    @buggieburrito 8 лет назад +120

    I don't think I can watch videos like these without the sane commentary to keep me from losing it.
    Oh, shit. Is this what happened to early Britney Spears?

    • @saralamothe9799
      @saralamothe9799 8 лет назад +11

      I already lost my sanity with these RUclips videos.

  • @GerikDT
    @GerikDT 8 лет назад +14

    Hila has become so much better with being on camera. It's great how much of herself she's offering now compared to before.

  • @z1z2z3z
    @z1z2z3z 5 лет назад +42

    That reminds me, I need to go sledgehammer my tire.

  • @xMaugrex
    @xMaugrex 7 лет назад +23

    At 5:03, the nurse flicks the top of the needle. I know it's an odd thing to nitpick about the video, but I'm pretty sure that's the get the air bubbles out of the fluid inside, so it doesn't cause problems when injected _into the bloodstream_, so it would be worthless to do it just to put it into the bag.
    Not to mention it doesn't look like the syringe is full when she puts it in anyway, so all the air goes straight into the bag regardless.

    • @raybeijos
      @raybeijos 6 лет назад +2

      The worst part about that is you're supposed to flick the syringe, not the needle. If you flick the needle, it's not sterile and you have to put a new needle on it.

    • @Shift18
      @Shift18 6 лет назад

      These comments are asking the real questions here

  • @axiepvpclips404
    @axiepvpclips404 7 лет назад +499

    Patrice, it's time to STOP!

  • @1995VIPIN
    @1995VIPIN 8 лет назад +211

    I think this is the first video when things got too weird for Ethan...you can see him a bit held back and uncomfortable at times

    • @doplint9945
      @doplint9945 7 лет назад +44

      I BeTrippin' yeah I thought that too he seemed legit freaked out at some parts

  • @juliacaldwell8108
    @juliacaldwell8108 7 лет назад +392

    Have you ever recorded yourself dancing and trying to be cool when you were like 10 that's what this looks like just with a lot of crop tops and special effects

    • @musicalmayhem93
      @musicalmayhem93 6 лет назад +87

      Except she didn't film this in her parents foyer. A grown man with a budget and access to other children produced this. Its innocent when a child does it for their own imagination, its borderline criminal when it is done as a public performance for profit. Children should not be presented at this level of sexuality.

    • @quebecgold4
      @quebecgold4 5 лет назад +4

      AshurZeit fucking this!

    • @jejcnsjdndjskdjrn8329
      @jejcnsjdndjskdjrn8329 5 лет назад +1

      AshurZeit ye

    • @АнастасияСенцова-о1и
      @АнастасияСенцова-о1и 5 лет назад +1

      @@musicalmayhem93 shut your mouth nerd virgin loser

  • @richigo-3796
    @richigo-3796 8 лет назад +431

    If she's 11 than I'm playing checkers while soflo plays chess

  • @zacmitchel92
    @zacmitchel92 7 лет назад +181

    This song is the musical equivalent of a seizure.

    • @mznxjsk4955
      @mznxjsk4955 7 лет назад

      zacmitchel92 but the video wasn't am I right guys😂😂😂😂

    • @Djaj2000
      @Djaj2000 7 лет назад +2

      No that's Jake Pauls music

  • @KpopNiDontStop
    @KpopNiDontStop 8 лет назад +29

    Allison is gonna grow up and be like wtf did I do.

  • @user-lo8lb7hi3p
    @user-lo8lb7hi3p 5 лет назад +52

    Get yourself a dude who looks at you like Patrice looks at Alison Gold

  • @cardboardlamb
    @cardboardlamb 8 лет назад +10

    I never caught that Rebecca Black diss. Good job, Ethan. Keep it up, proud of you.

  • @AntiKipKay
    @AntiKipKay 8 лет назад +156

    There's a guy on here that posted the full video and he wants everyone to dislike it. It's where I saw this video a week ago. Honestly I have no alternate explanation as to what's happening here. It's pure pedophilia. The only other option I can see is that Patrice can't tell the difference between prepubescence and maturity. But isn't that the problem with pedophiles in the first place? Wilson should not be allowed to make music at this point and be forced into a rehab center for sex offenders.

    • @oddlem
      @oddlem 8 лет назад +18

      There's also the option of doing something controversial to gain more attention, since that's arguably the easiest route to fame.

    • @AntiKipKay
      @AntiKipKay 8 лет назад +3

      Spiritsfire101
      Ah good point I hadn't thought of that. Reminds me of family guy.

    • @AntiKipKay
      @AntiKipKay 8 лет назад +9

      Maybe Patrice is one of those guys that thinks there's a little girl deep down inside of him and he continually finds kids to star in his music videos because he's trying to express his inner little girl. Like that gold spraying all over the people is his way of releasing his frustration of entrapment from his grown man outer shell :O

    • @Destructocorps
      @Destructocorps 8 лет назад +1

      +AntiKipKay like Michael Jackson?

    • @AntiKipKay
      @AntiKipKay 8 лет назад +1

      *****
      lol yup

  • @thunderjolt69
    @thunderjolt69 8 лет назад +3160

    IM ETHAN BRADBERRY

    • @calvin4912
      @calvin4912 8 лет назад +21

      same

    • @jaeglesbagels
      @jaeglesbagels 8 лет назад +13

      +thunderjolt not anymore

    • @dannestoteles
      @dannestoteles 8 лет назад

      +thunderjolt same

    • @whisper3794
      @whisper3794 8 лет назад +6

      +thunderjolt Shush up.

    • @DG0398
      @DG0398 8 лет назад +3

      +thunderjolt Ethan Bradberry is a fan of little boys, not girls.

  • @thelostjournalofmystifying354
    @thelostjournalofmystifying354 6 лет назад +694

    there is alot of symbolism in regards to religion , economy , politics and worship. what was most disturbing was when she blasts into pieces of gold , it represents everyone getting a piece of her ... disturbing. Gold is also regarded as being a highly valued currency , it makes you wonder about the message patrice was sending .

    • @yayowuu
      @yayowuu 6 лет назад +160

      idk what you're talking about it's just child porn

    • @yamothaisaverynizlady
      @yamothaisaverynizlady 6 лет назад +15

      *^*^*t r a n s c e n d e d*^*^^ tm

    • @forgetful47
      @forgetful47 6 лет назад +57

      Yeah the whole thing was a metaphor. He changes and uses her, then is imprisoned for doing so. Then she sacrifices herself, feeding an orgy

    • @freddyaltina2737
      @freddyaltina2737 6 лет назад +18

      forgetful47 Did I watch the same video you did lol?

    • @poisenbery
      @poisenbery 6 лет назад +1

      heavily inspired by wrecking ball by miley cyrus

  • @DesolatorMagic
    @DesolatorMagic 8 лет назад +26

    The real question is what kind of messed up crap did she do to get tried as an adult? She should be in juvenile detention but naw, she's on death row. She must have done some messed up crap for real, man.

    • @ultraboom3
      @ultraboom3 8 лет назад

      +DesolatorMagic Shit that's a good question. Where are the bodies, Gold?

  • @FrizzKid05
    @FrizzKid05 5 лет назад +34

    The real question from the video: Why is an 11 year-old going to see Patrice in prison? Let alone, taking cues to kill herself when he says? Da's weird.

    • @lunanyberg5271
      @lunanyberg5271 4 года назад +4

      And what was the ”burn” thing about?? Burn all the evidence?
      He’s telling her to burn - is that what he does with the girls he kidnaps after he’s done? So the police will never find them?
      I can’t think of anything else.

  • @web7014
    @web7014 5 лет назад +38

    The fact that Patrice looks exactly like my weird uncle is just-

    • @alexclipper7608
      @alexclipper7608 3 года назад +4

      Have you ever seen them in a room together? Think about it

  • @aliciawiecz3652
    @aliciawiecz3652 2 года назад +9

    Coming here after off the rails #44
    Damn time flies by like crazy

  • @KittyScythe
    @KittyScythe 8 лет назад +165

    she's 12 in this video. 12!

  • @Metbo
    @Metbo 8 лет назад +402

    Feelin the positive vibes right now!
    Hila you're Awesome :D
    Ethan you're Amazing :D

  • @izaakfewton7536
    @izaakfewton7536 8 лет назад +197

    This fucking world will end soon...

  • @billbostrom8104
    @billbostrom8104 7 лет назад +42

    The yard workers don't seem realistic, why hit a big bus tire with a sledgehammer?

    • @arbitrarynumbers5852
      @arbitrarynumbers5852 5 лет назад +10

      It's a legit workout. The guy drilling into drywall being held by the other guy isnt realistic and a clear OSHA violation.

  • @adm102401
    @adm102401 8 лет назад +18

    when your weave is so fucking long that you have to hold it in your hand

  • @MilomirDesnica
    @MilomirDesnica 8 лет назад +281

    let me guess, alison is being raised by a single mother who gave birth to her at 16

  • @MisterDutch93
    @MisterDutch93 8 лет назад +118

    You guys have 420k subs now.

    • @MrInternetMan
      @MrInternetMan 8 лет назад +17

      Dank

    • @Ryan_Ek2
      @Ryan_Ek2 8 лет назад +11

      +MisterDutch93 It's time for them to react to some weed brownies.

    • @PinkManGuy
      @PinkManGuy 8 лет назад +5

      +MisterDutch93 EVERY TIME I SMOKE THE KUSH I LET THE FLAMES BURN LIKE GEORGE BUSH

    • @dantaee
      @dantaee 8 лет назад

      they should celebrate it in their next video

    • @basedsouljah
      @basedsouljah 8 лет назад

      +MisterDutch93 ya ya ya ya 427 blas evry oter day

  • @brookemize3080
    @brookemize3080 4 года назад +22

    Waiting for the documentary "surviving Patrice Wilson" someday instead of "surviving R Kelly"

  • @gregfix3333
    @gregfix3333 8 лет назад +68

    the brazzers thing came up and i briefly tried to close it

  • @ChuckyCheeses
    @ChuckyCheeses 7 лет назад +34

    Jared Fogle watches that music video tens times a day

  • @carlyceleski6797
    @carlyceleski6797 8 лет назад +69

    is that the same little girl that does the Chinese food song?

  • @GoddamnItsLiam
    @GoddamnItsLiam Год назад +6

    Miss these videos

  • @Regularjake55
    @Regularjake55 8 лет назад +60

    I wont lie, this is definitely me when I'm a black guy trying to be Jared

  • @ratman6417
    @ratman6417 8 лет назад +28

    at least patrice got to practice his future roll as a prisoner

  • @nasadisco3567
    @nasadisco3567 8 лет назад +8

    I skipped through the music video, and just listened to Ethan and Hila, I felt like SWat was going to bust down my door. THanks patrice for scaring my mind dude

  • @patrickdbuck
    @patrickdbuck 5 лет назад +9

    I am trying to go through all of H3’s videos for a second time now, but I don’t know if I can get through this one again. I blocked it out of my mind for a reason, I think.