In my stardew valley farm i name all my Animals after McDonalds products when I ran out I just put " Mc " in front the name like i named my bunny " McFootie "
I mean my name is Airahthylla Odette Marie Antoinette Victoria Gabriella Rose Catherine plus many other names in my middle name and my four last names, never met someone named Airahthylla
Hey why you wanna rename your child? His name is now hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia His brother is named a long word and I am renaming him to his phobia.
"he's so cute, what's his name?" "Bartholomew Jackson Johnathan Eldrick Allen Orange McFizz Triple Whopper Gertrude Citron Pea Mario Bilbo Karlsten The Third Jr."
“ah yes, time for roll call, is We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.-That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, -That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.-Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor. here?”
@@skraproadto1k41 kinda too much just just so they don't have to ban names, like why don't they just review the names and decide if they are bad or not
@@cakeeatingpirate There was a woman in America who named her kid "❤️" as in the literal emoji. They couldn't tell her no because they didn't really have the ban in place cuz no one thought to do that so they saw no need to ban it and now that kid is named ❤️. My guess is that it's a preventative measure so that they don't have to tell people not to name their kids after dumb/radical things.
We should start naming people the way rich people name their pets. I’ve had pets named Bon Vester Lexi (first name Lexi, like in Asian naming conventions), Sienna Sans, and Chugwater Charlie Hill. We weren’t the ones who gave them those names, but I think they are great.
As someone named Jinn I can confirm i have never met nor seen anybody with the name Jinn before. Its not even short for anything like Jinny, it's just Jinn.
Once I overheard a conversation about kid names, and this one lady said she named her kid "Tiger". Apparently it had something to do with a character in her book. This wasn't just a theoretical thing either, she already had the kid. She also happens to be my high school PE teacher. That kid is gonna have a rough time.
I used to have a classmate from junior high named Pirelli, as in the tire company name. Like just Pirelli, no first name, surename, middle whatever, JUST Pirelli. Luckily she's a good kid (yes, it's a girl's name), so she never gets targeted
Mother: let’s name him Tyler!
Doctor: sorry ma’am that username is taken
This needs to be every hospital
BRUH
By me!!!
LOL
Tyler42069 is available
“Aw, that’s a cute baby! What’s his name?”
“ *Barthalmew Jackson was pricked to death by Sweet Berry Bush whilst escaping Zombified Piglin* “
And this one takes the cake²
Fr
XD
Naw ONG
This shi to funny
“Mom? Why is my sister named Rose?”
“A rose fell on her head when she went out of the hospital.”
“Okay cool.”
“Why did you ask 2003 Toyota Corolla?”
🧐🧐
Wait a minute...
So I guess the dad didn't make it.
“What about my name?”
“You don’t want to know Satan.”
@@ashendude3394 .....O H-
"Cute baby, what's his name?"
"Barry Steakfries"
I get the reference
Ahhhhh nice
He boutta break into the lab when he grows up
Nah he’s gonna go on a lot of Jetpack joyrides
“That’s a cute baby, what’s the name?”
“Ford Focus.”
Ford Fuckus
Ah the one where toby Maguire spiderman broke his back
@@IamNotABlockOfCheese myyyy backkll
ford fukus
*in russian accent* ah yes ford fuckus
“What’s her name?”
“Lizzie”
“Oh short for Elizabeth?”
“No, no. It’s short for Lizard.”
Reminds me of how Meg is not short for Megan it’s short for Megatron
@@turtlesrprettycool3379 lol
@@turtlesrprettycool3379 Lmao
@@turtlesrprettycool3379 robots in disguise
@@turtlesrprettycool3379 was literally about to say this. 😆😆
“What a cute baby what’s his name.”
“Lightly weathered waxed cut copper stairs.”
When he gets called on💀💀
@@skillteachergt "lightly weathered waked cut copper stairs what's the answer to question 2"
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Hey copper 👋👴
*gets flashbacks to s8 of Hermitcraft*
my next pet's name's gonna be "Little Bastard" cuz i wanna walk around screaming "Come here Little Bastard!"
"He's so damn cute, what's his name"
"2001 Honda Civic"
Civic for short and Civ for shorter
@@entity107 ok cool
@@entity107 ok hold up, civ is a cool name
@@ultradeathboy yes but if someone asks what it’s short for
I’m naming one of my kids 2006 Hummer H3
I’m naming my kid “weighted stone pressure plate”
No weathered cut copper stairs
Weathered cut very slightly oxidized waxed copper stairs
Lightly weathered waxed cut copper stairs
Suspicious stew
Nether brick stairs
"dad, why is my name May?"
"It's short for Mayonnaise. Your full name is Mayonnaise."
Lol
🤨
This is the best comment on this video
mayonnaise would be a good name
Meg...atron
If my child comes out missing a limb, I’m gonna name it tripod
Evil but funny
I agree
male*
@@Anarqism what
limbo
@@luniticOFC 🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑
"He's adorable. What's his name?"
"Bubonic plague"
💀
@@Ammiadaccurate
So cute!
💀💀
I'm gonna name mine 60% of Europe, They're gonna be great friends
"What an adorable baby! What's his name?"
"Wet sponge"
"Big Warped Fungus"
“Infested Mossy Stone Brick"
everyone gangsta till someone named their baby eminems fast rap on rap god
"Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs"
"Creeper" "AWWW MAN"
"What's your name?"
"X Æ A-12"
"Sir did your cat just walk over your keyboard?"
Yes I did
Lmao Elon 💀
"i dont have a cat"
In my stardew valley farm i name all my Animals after McDonalds products when I ran out I just put " Mc " in front the name like i named my bunny " McFootie "
How do you even pronounce that 😭
A woman in Australia named her kid “Methamphetamine Rules”
Methamine rules "Elizabeth" or some other last name, for short, actually sounds like it would be a unique and nice name ngl
im pretty sure it was to see if it would get rejected, and she is currently trying to get the child renamed
@@Onetwo_E you can’t fully change names in Australia
@@kirby69813 i didnt know that sorry
@@kirby69813yeah so on his grave it will literally say methamine rules lol
Meanwhile, Peter Griffin is naming Meg “Megatron”.
Underrated
~ robots in disguise ~
@@alz1268 WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT YOUR BOX?
Sorry that username is already taken
My favorite part of the video was when he was like you on musk put a cheat code in his daughter's name of son I don't know I'll get a shit
Doctor: “What would you like to name him?”
Mother: sharp cheddar
@I-AM-B-0-R-E-D nah make the doctor is Johnny sins
@I-AM-B-0-R-E-D oof thx for telling me
@Luca Casarrubias SharpCheddar1
Your like is 420 rn
@@BrickShorts8118 yes
"Aww, that's a cute baby! What's his name?"
"Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg"
Some drowning wrote the name before they died lmao
Goes by Webster for short💀
“and yours?”
“Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu” _💀💀_
"Aww, look at him! He's so cute!
What is his name?"
*"Enchanted Golden Apple"*
"what"
I'm dead 😭
*"You heard me, put it on his birth certificate"*
*Notch Apple
bro lmfaooooo
@@soniclid1 btuh
"What is your kids name?"
Me:"petrified oak wood stairs"
A beautiful name
I'm naming my kid Hat
Slightly weathered waxed cut copper stairs.
@@redbloodblade7179 what a cute name 🥰
Ngl I would like to be called that
“What do you want to name him?”
“Demondestroyer666”
💀
most creative thing i have ever seen
Doom guy
Doom guy basically
When ur a legendary gamer and has a baby
I mean my name is Airahthylla Odette Marie Antoinette Victoria Gabriella Rose Catherine plus many other names in my middle name and my four last names, never met someone named Airahthylla
“Awww he’s so cute, what is his name?”
“Fortnite chapter 3 season 2”
I literally heard a mom and kid talking the other day and she said "omelette come here" I died.
NO 💀
RIP
@@sealvain6810 💀i felt so bad
@@sealvain6810 I mean, its different so +1 i guess?
Was omelette the name of the cat or the kid?
"Only celebrities have the money to buy that game pass."
Fr without the custom name game pass it’s just randomized from a bank
Underrated comment.
Teacher: Jack?
Jack: here
Teacher:Player447218902?
Player447218902: …here
“That’s a cute Baby! What’s his name?”
Me: Sedgewick
“it’s pronounced Pablo”
😂😂😂
That's actually a sick name
Please have a child
Ngl is it just me or the way it’s pronounced sounds like Cedric?
"he's so cute, what's his name ?"
"pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
Hey why you wanna rename your child?
His name is now hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
His brother is named a long word and I am renaming him to his phobia.
thats a lung disease right?
@@YOSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yea, when silica gel goes into your lungs
I only know that word from Daniel Thrasher
Btw the longest word in all languages known is the full name of titin. Try beating 100.000 letters
"he's so cute, what's his name?"
"Bartholomew Jackson Johnathan Eldrick Allen Orange McFizz Triple Whopper Gertrude Citron Pea Mario Bilbo Karlsten The Third Jr."
BJJEAOMTWGCPMBKIII Jr. For short
Your username must have a atleast 20 characters
@@Epic_stickman90atleast?
@@CayLavYu oops I mean maximum
@@Epic_stickman90 One problem special characters add 10 characters
"Who's looking at a baby and going like: "Y'know what, let's name him Tyler.'"
*Tyler's parents*
“Thats a cute baby, whats his name?”
*Foot Fungus*
Yum
@DayInShinnyArmoryumly*
I love this comment and all the comments about me
Tasty
"the baby is so cute, what's his name?"
*Fermented spider eye*
💀
💀
💀
💀
💀
I wish we lived in a world where naming your child names such as "3 inch green pencil" and "white dotted puppy" was a normal thing
lmao i fucking wish too
That's how native Americans do it lol
"Aww, hes so cute! Whats his name?"
"Boeing 737-800ER with Delta livery."
im naming my next cat “lead pipe” and my child the first thing that comes to my mind when i see them. nothing can stop me not even the power of god.
Good
That's IF you can find a woman who would have a child with you
@@marcelloa3242 who says i need a woman 😏😏
@@Grey_like_the_color Well shit...
That's good my name is oberon
"What do u want to name him"
"Momslayer21"
💀
More like MomsLayer21 😏
@@darwinduckdoesarts He better not slaying his mom
Hmmmm
Here's some names I came up with:
Switzer
Wrechiled
Nalsherdar
Chemmie
Chedaries
And windoillia
Sweden
Ameriga
Bro tf this a German restaurant menu
If you name him Switzerland, he gonna be neutral
Ungordamlaginiesus
“Awww he’s so cute, what is his name?”
“Master chief on crack”
If everyone had to have a different name then eventually someone would be named "user_7265" 💀💀
Guys the song is sonic lost world windy hill zone act one I love the game
"user?"
"present"
@@lipor9493 wow that interesting but i cant see who tf asked
@@toastslicer4885 I'm from the Andromeda galaxy, I asked
@@Hero_of_he111 Me too, l asked for the comment 2d 5h 27m ago.
“Elon musk making a cheat code for doge coin” got me laughing so hard💀
Ayo ?
I hope that came out wrong
Right??
Ayo pause
Pause🤔
🤨📸
“Hey daddy, why is my name (insert elons childs name here)?
“Daddy wanted infinite dogecoin, now go to bed son”
Kinda random but it's pronounced "ex ash A-12"
X Æ A-12 is the weirdest god damn name imaginable
I'm naming my child "Poggers Quandale Dortios the third"
"spaghetti, meatballs!! dinner is ready get your bums over here!!"
Imagine the teacher taking a role call and seeing "Optimus Prime" or "Dodge Durango" on the role 💀
FUCKIN DODGE DURANGO 💀💀💀
Dodge durango Lmaoo😂
“ah yes, time for roll call, is We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.-That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, -That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.-Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
here?”
Man I sure do remember my friends Lego City, Thanos, 2019 Lamborghini Aventador SVJ and Junior Double Triple Whopper
@@kaelell4697 fax bro
Me in Denmark:
“Yea, no. There’s a law against tha-“
Is it one if those countries with a limited list of names? If so why so they so that?
@@cakeeatingpirate yes. And I think it’s so they don’t have to ban specific names.
@@skraproadto1k41 kinda too much just just so they don't have to ban names, like why don't they just review the names and decide if they are bad or not
@@cakeeatingpirate There was a woman in America who named her kid "❤️" as in the literal emoji. They couldn't tell her no because they didn't really have the ban in place cuz no one thought to do that so they saw no need to ban it and now that kid is named ❤️. My guess is that it's a preventative measure so that they don't have to tell people not to name their kids after dumb/radical things.
WHAT
If i ever get the chance to name a child i'm naming them "Optimus Prime" and "Star Destroyer"
“That’s a cute baby what’s his name”
“Ujdhdhhdjdjjdhnd”
Ujdhdhhdjdjjdhnd the first
"That's actually my daughter's name, so you'll have to change that up a bit"
my babys name is YAAHAHYASFA SAJHAGSHSHAHAHFA DICHENSTEIN
3022: that username is taken
I’m gonna name my daughter mayonnaise and then she will be called May. And no one will ever know
"He's so cute what's his name?"
"14. Thats it. Just 14."
hey, whats up 14. Thats it. Just 14.!
@@FlameyClockspeed 14: That's my full name. My first name is 14.
@@Indecisive4734 didn’t get the joke💀
@@IllG13 I understood the joke
Telling someone that they didn't get the joke is kind of an L comment.
@@nightslugg ꂚꀤꁅꁅꍏ
"That's a cute baby, What's his name?"
"Worcestershire sauce"
Lmao underated comment
I can already image people struggling to pronounce their name
💀
I CAN pronounce this.👹
@@boopnbingnbop5175 whooshister sauce
"what's his name?"
"🍞"
Honestly now that I think about it, Toast actually sound like a real name
(Never let me name a child)
@@Iniosiun421 lmao
"thats a cute baby whats the name?"
"the guy who asked"
I have been summoned
Oh my gami-kairus-oh
Holy shit this is genius
Meanwhile…
Elon probably naming his kids his phone password
💀
I thought that too, one way to remember it right?
fax
Nah, too hard for a password
@Sarah S *Phone's for your correction
@@Nyx._._Blair actually, for both of your corrections, the first one was technically still right
Doctor: what you you want to name him?
Lady: how about Michael
Doctor: Sorry that’s taken how about Michael1339
Underrated
😂😂😂😂😂
There’s definitely more than 1339 michaels
@@theblacktorreto8847 fr
@@theblacktorreto8847 pretty sure he was referencing it as a gamertag rather than the michael name number
Elon musk must've listened to this man
“Why can’t we be more creative?”
Celebrities: *i’m already 10 steps ahead of you*
So true, next they be naming their child hurricane
@@SageAestheti Hurikaynn** you needa be unnecessarily complex with it lol
My kid gonna be florko
“What an adorable baby you have! What’s his name?”
“Aargondabosk, heir to Qenlea the Fierce.”
Johnny cage
"He's such a cute baby, what's his name?"
"Ford F150"
If I ever have a son, I'm naming him "Dev" because I think it's a nice sounding name and it's easy to remember
"Aww triplets! what are their names?"
"Lava, water and cobblestone."
Plasma?
You good?
@@L_T935 it how Minecraft works
@@Bobseeall I’m talking about rl
Sorry you meant obsidian right?
"Thats so cute! Whats his name"
"Deez"
"Deez what?"
_moment before disaster_
Deez john
Good ending
John?
John Up Your Mouth.
*Bad Ending*
@@nutsman813 what
DEEZ NU-
*Worst ending*
Dee's nut baddest ending
"Aww what a cute little girl what's her name?"
"Football Manager 22"
Bro’s children in 2069 watching this realising the reason they are called sharp cheddar, 2003 Toyota Corolla and 10 piece chicken nugget 😅
Bro is cultured enough to know the urban rescue ranch
Ong
Ong bro
Lets Goooo
Frfr
Fax
My father legitimately considered naming me Jupiter or Zeus when I was still yet to be born.
@Nah Bro fr
Yo Jupiter would go hard as fuck
@Nah Bro fax
@@florantlover5554🤓 actually the Roman version of Zeus is Jupiter
@@hlho7587 🤓 Actualy, the use of actualy in your sentence is wrong and is missing a comma.
“A smidge creative”
Ah yes this is my son Jaquamus BongleDongle
HATE ROBLOX THERE ARE SOMANY CHEATERS HACKERS BULLYS AND SCAMMERS SO MANY PAY TO WIN GAMES AND CRINGY RUclipsRS
@@AdonisGD123bruh what? Who even began talking about roblox? Get outta here and rant somewhere else dumbass.
@@AdonisGD123*bullies
@@AdonisGD123😆😆😆😆😆🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 leave you sensitive fucking 5 year old.
@@AdonisGD123*bullies
"Aww, what's his name?"
"Warped Fungus"
I love that you know the urban rescue ranch
Is that dababy
Also who is your favorite animal I like big ounce
@@thekuhl-aidman he died agian :'(
@@donquaviontavious.9217 rest in peace
@@thekuhl-aidman fax 😭
"Hey eggman!"
"Yo wassup Fermented Spider Eye!"
Naw my dude Sonic rename himself☠️
Fermented Spider Eye
The Hedgehog
Elon Names his Kid the battle pass code 💀
We should start naming people the way rich people name their pets. I’ve had pets named Bon Vester Lexi (first name Lexi, like in Asian naming conventions), Sienna Sans, and Chugwater Charlie Hill.
We weren’t the ones who gave them those names, but I think they are great.
“What would you like to name him?”
ZORTAK THE GOD OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION!
Oh and "the god of death and destruction" isnt a title is just part of the name
It's only spelled like that, but it's pronounced like "Orange"
@@SuperDZ555 “the annoying orange”
okay so what's his father's surname?
@@minigundozer14 No, not the annoying orange.
"Meanwhile elons been putting a cheat code into his sons name so then he can unlock the infinite doge coin glitch" 💀💀
Elon: " X Æ A-Xii "
_Infinite doge coins have been unlocked_
"That's a cute child!, what's his name?"
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
We call him Henree for short
He call him Rami for short
isnt that the word for the phobiaof long words?
@@kokushibo6578 no from inhaling silica packets
Who here remembers the “Methamphetamine Rules” mum in Australia
Aw! Your kid is adorable. What's his name?
Lingering potion of regeneration
Edit: y'all should check out the replies they're pretty funny too
😂😂😂
Read that as lingerie for a minute💀
Whats his name? Oh its Waxed weathered cut copper stairs (thats his first name?
Fermented spider eye
@@brianmoore5907waxed weathered cut oxidized copper stairsm
"But you can call yours kelly and spell it like this" that part got me rolling lmaoo
Same
my name was gonna be Molleigh (molly)
Imagine being named Phil but it’s spelt Phyll like chlorophyll
"Why do so many people have this name?"
"Because it's popular"
*"Why is it popular"*
"Because many people have this name."
"Why do so many people have this name?"
"Because it's popular"...........
It’s a nice sounding name. As simple as that
I’m naming my kid *two dollar Hershey bar*
The last time this happened, someone was seriously named ‘Talula Does the Hula from Hawaii’
Banned in New Zealand right 💀😼
Dont forget brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116
@@Evil_kanye i think so💀
and that brfcxxxccpcmcmmvmc name thingy in sweden
@@KiwiBS_1 I said the same thing lol
Bro we bouta have gamer tags irl 💀
“What a beautiful baby boy! What’s his name?”
“Oh! It’s DimitrusDeDaMarcus JarviaTavius IV The Great JR”
“Oh good lord”
XDDDD nice reference
your son pruitt he owes me whole lotta money
My dad literally jokes about naming a kid that 💀
Bruh I'm a jr
My rabbit is named Ten Piece Chicken McNugget Meal With Extra Fries And Large Sprite. Is Jonny living in my walls?
"Aw, he's cute, what's his name?"
*Tactical Missile*
"Awww, Mine's Intercontinental Ballistic Missile! He like's playing chess."
“That’s so cute!!! Mine are twins named Towers and Planes!!!
or a name is "nuclear bomb"
Mines Chapter Six!
@@Void_Blade.wow so funny 😐 ha ha ha ha ha ha
"Jack?"
"Here"
"Jimmy?"
"Here"
"Jarquavius dingleback Bartholomew III"
*Sighs* "Here"
Ok that one was good
"Austrianguyhater lololol LXIX?"
"here."
Thats one of my buddies
Quanjavious quangle dangle!
Johnny: I can name my first born child beyblade
The baby: *Starts shaking anxiously*
*spinning
I wanna name my first born bayblade
*Wife gets miscarriage*
Ur prob 7 lmaoo
Nah that’s from a vibrator
Can’t wait to let it rip
Everybody gangsta until the child refuses to talk to you for giving them such a goofy name 😂
"Cute, whats they're name?"
"Its oreo mcflurry"
@Supa_awesom Lmfao
As someone named Jinn I can confirm i have never met nor seen anybody with the name Jinn before. Its not even short for anything like Jinny, it's just Jinn.
Okay Mr/Mrs Flex
the league of legends character obsessed with the number 4:
“Aww congratulations on the cute baby. What’s its name??”
“Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs”
🧌 🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌
I'm Fucking Dying 💀
Same 💀
Same x2💀
Same x3 💀
Some Australian mom named her kid meth rules 💀
“What are you gonna name him”
“Devourer Of Gods”
“What”
ah yes, a fellow calamity enjoyer
Calamity reference
Death mode DoG
@@jordanlyons2609 that was hell
Plays calamity Armageddon and fight devour of gods
“He’s so cute. What’s his name?”
1945 Hiroshima Nuke
😳
@@jacobcombs9333yooo thats correct good job on making an exact replica on what they looked like 😁
@@MrMayo-lw8us 🤣
Little boy
😮
0.5 seconds later
_💀_
So you’re telling me I can name my new born child “Samsung smart fridge”?
I mean. Someone names theirs “m*thanphetamin rules” or something so yes, yes you can.
@@Enforc3ralr bet
@@Penguins-rockplease update me on this
@@Enforc3rhow did you read my mind
I got to wait till I have a kid😔
You really gonna name your kid NightStalker or something 😭
"Mum, why do i keep failing my exams? "
"You don't need to know Nuclear Warhead. "
Ok you got me
I have tried to laugh at a joke for so long and FINALLY this joke actually made me laugh for real THANKYOU
I don't understand?
@@andrewduran3520 the child got a concussion so hard their iq dropped by 69
Bro I just jump out of my bed and burst laughing lmao
Doctor: “Oh its a baby boy, what would you like to name him?”
Me: “Name him NI-“
Nile. What a beautiful name, isn't it?
Kinda rude to name your child nincompoop, but hey, do what you want
Kinda weird that you want to name your child Nintendo.
Nike is a little strange, but shows great appreciation to the company!
Nissan Sales Event 2013 with F-150, and Chevrolet, is a great name for a firstborn child
"Hey dad."
"Oh hey there, Attack On Titan Season 2 OST YOUSEEBIGGIRL."
"whats you name?"
"NSHDUEZUOJIMPONHA"
"awe you name is so cute NSHDUEZUOJIMPONHA"
this man’s channel is the definition of shower thoughts
Over complicated shower thoughts at that!
These aren't my showers thoughts but god damn is you right 😂
Kid named X Æ A-12:
Once I overheard a conversation about kid names, and this one lady said she named her kid "Tiger". Apparently it had something to do with a character in her book. This wasn't just a theoretical thing either, she already had the kid. She also happens to be my high school PE teacher. That kid is gonna have a rough time.
"Go get em tiger"
@@nowimthemastermind9734😳
If tiger isn’t a athletic freak of nature then he’s getting bullied
I used to have a classmate from junior high named Pirelli, as in the tire company name. Like just Pirelli, no first name, surename, middle whatever, JUST Pirelli. Luckily she's a good kid (yes, it's a girl's name), so she never gets targeted
@@ShatteredGlass916 How does that even work? How can someone not have a surname? Is the surname also Pirelli?