Dave, age 13: I’m not a homosexual. Dave, age 16: Ok I may have a close bond with my best buddy Karkat over here but that’s it. Dave, age 23: *Making out with Karkat on the couch after a failed President election as Dirk watches beyond the fourth wall*
in another universe, age....... okay do they actually age? after you turn 22 or 25 you have fully grown. further signs of aging is a result of break down.
@@rootoo555 well i thought it was kinda funny to see even dirk shipped it, and then when dave was annoyed by him he did it himself, thus he couldnt hold back or back off, i think his plan was to push dave to the point of dave doing it himself, so dave couldnt hide his feelings anyomre
MSPAReader: Do you have a crush on John? Dave: Haha, no I have a crush on Jade, I can't be gay MSPAReader: But what if you have a crush on both? Dave: ... Dave: *_F U C K_*
HEY UH in the kitchen you can see that there’s one singular thing on the refrigerator and it’s a picture of Hella Jeff which is Dave’s creation. Of all the many things which Dave has surely drawn to impress his older brother, this is the one which he chooses to hang on the fridge. I just
i love the chat so much. like in the good end everyone was just like- ‘KAJAVBELWIABEN’ ‘OLIVE GARDNE AHANANASHJSAN’ ‘HES CRYING LOL’ and then the bad endings- ‘HES HAVING HIS GAY PANIC’ ‘BABIE’ ‘SHBW ALAOIWUEKA’ ‘OH NO BRO IS WATCHING’ ‘BROO’ it’s just so fun to watch, especially the clown person because they were fangirling/boying over dave the whole time.
Dave isn’t a homosexual. He’s a bisexual. Technically about 25% straight, 25% gay, 50% other. 52:49 Dude now I wanna see Dave rip the shades off and summon a Persona. Watch his persona be Ben Stiller or something.
Every single one of these routes was a fucking roller coaster. One brings you to Olive Garden, one makes him question his sexuality, and one gets you thrown out a fucking window. I had forgotten why I love Dave so much, this boy is an enigma.
Yeah. It's probably a one-sided thing, honestly? I've always hc'ed that Dave had crushes on both Jade and John when he was younger, but that's kinda all they were. Childhood crushes. My davekat heart accepts nothing else
honestly i don't trhink there are any death endings so far. or may not be. remember in friendsims someone was pulling him out of those situation one way or another. in pesterquest there are no scenarios like that and he has the power to save himself easily with his newfound abilities.
“I’m definitely not a homosexual”
*images of all Davekat interaction and johndave flash past the screen*
Lyra Violet *are you sure about that David?*
HE CRUMPLEDD THE APPLE JUICE??? ITS IN A GLASS BOTTLE????
tipc cromch S T R O N K
do you eat your aj with or without the shell
@@a-bird-lover with, of course
Dave, age 13: I’m not a homosexual.
Dave, age 16: Ok I may have a close bond with my best buddy Karkat over here but that’s it.
Dave, age 23: *Making out with Karkat on the couch after a failed President election as Dirk watches beyond the fourth wall*
in another universe, age.......
okay do they actually age? after you turn 22 or 25 you have fully grown. further signs of aging is a result of break down.
@@taddad2641 they are god tier so no they no longer age afterwards, just slowly exist through time
I feel like dirk ruined that whole scene. I was super looking forward to it but it ended up just being kinda dissatisfying.
@@rootoo555 well i thought it was kinda funny to see even dirk shipped it, and then when dave was annoyed by him he did it himself, thus he couldnt hold back or back off, i think his plan was to push dave to the point of dave doing it himself, so dave couldnt hide his feelings anyomre
@@electri-citywatts well yea but like I shipped it for years and to see that the confession scene was pretty much orchestrated by dork,,, kinna mmm
MSPAReader: Do you have a crush on John?
Dave: Haha, no I have a crush on Jade, I can't be gay
MSPAReader: But what if you have a crush on both?
Dave: ...
Dave: *_F U C K_*
My headcannon is that MSPA Reader picked up a Writing quirk on alternia, and he writes in 2nd person narration
yes
Dang that’s actually a pretty cool idea
*crying for this boy not realizing this is abuse*
HEY UH in the kitchen you can see that there’s one singular thing on the refrigerator and it’s a picture of Hella Jeff which is Dave’s creation. Of all the many things which Dave has surely drawn to impress his older brother, this is the one which he chooses to hang on the fridge. I just
Bro, talking feverishly to Lil Cal while pinning up a shitty printout from SBaHJ with a Game Bro magnet: “That’s good shit.”
im hurt thanks
that literally hurts what thefuck
@@Xaedaile holy geeze dude you don't need to make bro any worse for us than he already is
I saw on twitter the person in the far left window is supposed to be OptamisticDuelist
Oh cool!
i love the chat so much.
like in the good end everyone was just like-
‘KAJAVBELWIABEN’
‘OLIVE GARDNE AHANANASHJSAN’
‘HES CRYING LOL’
and then the bad endings-
‘HES HAVING HIS GAY PANIC’
‘BABIE’
‘SHBW ALAOIWUEKA’
‘OH NO BRO IS WATCHING’
‘BROO’
it’s just so fun to watch, especially the clown person because they were fangirling/boying over dave the whole time.
Was super looking forward to both Dave and Jade (because JADE?? heck yes) but the writing was so funny in this route. Thank you James Roach.
Dave isn’t a homosexual. He’s a bisexual. Technically about 25% straight, 25% gay, 50% other.
52:49 Dude now I wanna see Dave rip the shades off and summon a Persona. Watch his persona be Ben Stiller or something.
I saw dave in the thumbnail i started crying im scared
The real friends are the breadsticks you ate along the way.
I read homestuck on my last year of school. at one point I kept bringing and drinking AJ just for the sake of t h i s.
RELATABLE CANCER I can relate to this lmfao
"Is he..uh?" *dave does his hand thing*
3:28 My old crush on Dave is resurfacing
FOR ME, IT NEVER LEFT
i unironically became bi curious from john, and now I am slowly creeping to dave help
Yo optimistDuelist is there in the background! I think Jen from FridgeStuck facts.
W h e n
when
the fact that hes so hungry that he would rather go to an olive garden rather then see his best friends is actually really sad
dave is babey even more now ok
The idea of Dave playing smash makes me wonder is he a marth, Roy, chrom, or Ike main
I S A B E L L E M A I N S P O T T E D
Meta Knight. The coolest one.
do you KNOW how long ive been waiting for this SINGLE NOTIFICATION-
8:15 yo I'm over here trying to eat and he has to go and pull a long live the King reference on me
Lol
Aw I was hoping for Jade too.
keleeta Floyd yeah :( seems like it’s one volume with 1 person every 2 weeks instead of 1 volume with 2 people
yeah me too ,just next month
ah yes, the classic introduction order of kids, john, rose, then jade.
Every single one of these routes was a fucking roller coaster. One brings you to Olive Garden, one makes him question his sexuality, and one gets you thrown out a fucking window. I had forgotten why I love Dave so much, this boy is an enigma.
49:56
Okay whatever helps you sleep at night
Johndave real?
yeah James said in this Twitter that he would give the jhondave shippers rights
Probably a one-sided thing on Dave's part, unless John really does have some gayness in him and he's just too much of a kucklehead to notice
Yeah. It's probably a one-sided thing, honestly? I've always hc'ed that Dave had crushes on both Jade and John when he was younger, but that's kinda all they were. Childhood crushes. My davekat heart accepts nothing else
20:23 is my favorite part because there was a cameo by my favorite person in the world in the chat
Dave sure has some thick eyebrows
I’m offended. They draw him texting wrong
He’s texting differently than he does
THIS IS THE CRAP I REMEMBER FROM HOMESTUCK
Wait how does he text?
@@tulips3179 He holds the phone with one hand and uses the other (with his pointer, middle, ring, and pinky finger) to type
Why do I have the sudden overwhelming urge to drink caprisuns??
Dave is Mister eyebrows
they brought griffin and justin mcelroy on this one
59:13 GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!
Ok my new headcanon: Dave’s voice is that of Kermit’s, so he hides it through beatboxing and speed rapping and whatnot.
Not gonna lie, I definitely refused to watch this until I got the game and played at least this route by myself. It’s Dave, I literally needed it.
50:00 aw yes I too once said that Dave
honestly i don't trhink there are any death endings so far. or may not be.
remember in friendsims someone was pulling him out of those situation one way or another. in pesterquest there are no scenarios like that and he has the power to save himself easily with his newfound abilities.
hi your comment did not age well
no one:
ryan looking at cal: *fucker*
dave has bird energy and if my username is anything to go by y'all should know _eggsactly_ how I feel about this
it’s dave
it’s dave
it’s dave
It’s dave. :D
It's Dirk!
it's 👁 👄 👁
Local 13 year old breaks down because a random "person" asked if he was gay
😭😭
41:08 I keep thinking that the chubby guy (?) In the back is Cro. Y'know, "YoitsCro"
Pepsicola is real!!!! Fuck yes!!!!
My world faded to black when i got mine. I guess im derse in more ways then one.
31:28 can you stop destroying my fucking speakers
My CHILD
12:25 Nah he was just tryin to avoid
*bad times*
13:40 WHAT.
windows: wow, you can really dance
DAVE IS SO SWEET WE GOTTA PROTECT HIM
its dave
Fuck yea, breadstick boy
Also like, given Dave's limited access to food it makes so much sense that he'd wanna go to a food place
Holy shit he says stoic as stoyk
BROS A TWUNK?
My bois bisexual! Wooop wooop!!!!
Chrysalism Acosmist Dave brider
dope
I live in Texas :')
And can say it does get really hot here
Dab strudel
1:03:07
If dave and rose are blonde why are his eyebrows black lol
Maybe his hair is dyed blonde?
its normal to have dark brows while being a natural blonde, my hair was near white and my eyebrows are black
@@schisomors neat :o
cameron :0 I feel robbed. Naturally blonde, and brows so light that you can barely see them :/
4:56 Ryan was making a tier list of Homestuck/Hiveswap characters lmao
Edit: I FOUND IT
I missed it due to school :(
Welp at least I can see what i missed
HOL Y SHIIIT
I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED THIS
FUCK
i saw this and rolled off my piano bench and slammed my knee onto solid brick. i think i broke something but its worth it
it hurts
8 mins into the video and ive already said “dammit dave” like 3 times. thats a good sign
Y e s
1:02:55 BRO!?
them eyebrows tho
DAVESE OUO
Это дейф?
Это СТИВ ХУЙС!
Colleac это давес
I can barely hear your audio ._.
it's probably your audio settings favoring music over speech
this irritates me
thank you
Don't get windows 10 man. its fucking aweful