Ryan plays Pesterquest! Volume 3

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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

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  • @kitsyuun
    @kitsyuun 5 лет назад +261

    “I’m definitely not a homosexual”
    *images of all Davekat interaction and johndave flash past the screen*

    • @flavorcrash3890
      @flavorcrash3890 5 лет назад +19

      Lyra Violet *are you sure about that David?*

  • @leomorris7573
    @leomorris7573 5 лет назад +161

    HE CRUMPLEDD THE APPLE JUICE??? ITS IN A GLASS BOTTLE????

    • @Blue_Jay-yp7sj
      @Blue_Jay-yp7sj 5 лет назад +11

      tipc cromch S T R O N K

    • @a-bird-lover
      @a-bird-lover 5 лет назад +33

      do you eat your aj with or without the shell

    • @honkhonk9266
      @honkhonk9266 4 года назад +5

      @@a-bird-lover with, of course

  • @kitkatmuffin
    @kitkatmuffin 5 лет назад +240

    Dave, age 13: I’m not a homosexual.
    Dave, age 16: Ok I may have a close bond with my best buddy Karkat over here but that’s it.
    Dave, age 23: *Making out with Karkat on the couch after a failed President election as Dirk watches beyond the fourth wall*

    • @taddad2641
      @taddad2641 5 лет назад +9

      in another universe, age.......
      okay do they actually age? after you turn 22 or 25 you have fully grown. further signs of aging is a result of break down.

    • @electri-citywatts
      @electri-citywatts 4 года назад +4

      @@taddad2641 they are god tier so no they no longer age afterwards, just slowly exist through time

    • @rootoo555
      @rootoo555 4 года назад +8

      I feel like dirk ruined that whole scene. I was super looking forward to it but it ended up just being kinda dissatisfying.

    • @electri-citywatts
      @electri-citywatts 4 года назад +15

      @@rootoo555 well i thought it was kinda funny to see even dirk shipped it, and then when dave was annoyed by him he did it himself, thus he couldnt hold back or back off, i think his plan was to push dave to the point of dave doing it himself, so dave couldnt hide his feelings anyomre

    • @rootoo555
      @rootoo555 4 года назад +5

      @@electri-citywatts well yea but like I shipped it for years and to see that the confession scene was pretty much orchestrated by dork,,, kinna mmm

  • @imthedude2351
    @imthedude2351 5 лет назад +28

    MSPAReader: Do you have a crush on John?
    Dave: Haha, no I have a crush on Jade, I can't be gay
    MSPAReader: But what if you have a crush on both?
    Dave: ...
    Dave: *_F U C K_*

  • @candlestone5397
    @candlestone5397 5 лет назад +93

    My headcannon is that MSPA Reader picked up a Writing quirk on alternia, and he writes in 2nd person narration

  • @gh0stgarbage
    @gh0stgarbage 5 лет назад +67

    *crying for this boy not realizing this is abuse*

  • @Xaedaile
    @Xaedaile 5 лет назад +141

    HEY UH in the kitchen you can see that there’s one singular thing on the refrigerator and it’s a picture of Hella Jeff which is Dave’s creation. Of all the many things which Dave has surely drawn to impress his older brother, this is the one which he chooses to hang on the fridge. I just

    • @Xaedaile
      @Xaedaile 5 лет назад +49

      Bro, talking feverishly to Lil Cal while pinning up a shitty printout from SBaHJ with a Game Bro magnet: “That’s good shit.”

    • @MaxEverywhereSystem
      @MaxEverywhereSystem 5 лет назад +12

      im hurt thanks

    • @lunar_proxy
      @lunar_proxy 5 лет назад +10

      that literally hurts what thefuck

    • @bovineintervention6001
      @bovineintervention6001 5 лет назад +11

      @@Xaedaile holy geeze dude you don't need to make bro any worse for us than he already is

  • @chickencrusade3886
    @chickencrusade3886 5 лет назад +149

    I saw on twitter the person in the far left window is supposed to be OptamisticDuelist

  • @toxinxs8074
    @toxinxs8074 5 лет назад +35

    i love the chat so much.
    like in the good end everyone was just like-
    ‘KAJAVBELWIABEN’
    ‘OLIVE GARDNE AHANANASHJSAN’
    ‘HES CRYING LOL’
    and then the bad endings-
    ‘HES HAVING HIS GAY PANIC’
    ‘BABIE’
    ‘SHBW ALAOIWUEKA’
    ‘OH NO BRO IS WATCHING’
    ‘BROO’
    it’s just so fun to watch, especially the clown person because they were fangirling/boying over dave the whole time.

  • @CiderDivider
    @CiderDivider 5 лет назад +69

    Was super looking forward to both Dave and Jade (because JADE?? heck yes) but the writing was so funny in this route. Thank you James Roach.

  • @kitkatmuffin
    @kitkatmuffin 5 лет назад +66

    Dave isn’t a homosexual. He’s a bisexual. Technically about 25% straight, 25% gay, 50% other.
    52:49 Dude now I wanna see Dave rip the shades off and summon a Persona. Watch his persona be Ben Stiller or something.

  • @skylinesandturnstiles9595
    @skylinesandturnstiles9595 5 лет назад +58

    I saw dave in the thumbnail i started crying im scared

  • @CirqueDuSomni
    @CirqueDuSomni 5 лет назад +24

    The real friends are the breadsticks you ate along the way.

  • @relatablecancer9899
    @relatablecancer9899 5 лет назад +94

    I read homestuck on my last year of school. at one point I kept bringing and drinking AJ just for the sake of t h i s.

  • @KazzieBB
    @KazzieBB 5 лет назад +16

    "Is he..uh?" *dave does his hand thing*

  • @heynae2016
    @heynae2016 5 лет назад +40

    3:28 My old crush on Dave is resurfacing

    • @MwahahaBit
      @MwahahaBit 4 года назад +1

      FOR ME, IT NEVER LEFT

    • @theharvinator
      @theharvinator 3 года назад

      i unironically became bi curious from john, and now I am slowly creeping to dave help

  • @allaroundfan1
    @allaroundfan1 5 лет назад +74

    Yo optimistDuelist is there in the background! I think Jen from FridgeStuck facts.

  • @AllThrill
    @AllThrill 2 года назад +4

    the fact that hes so hungry that he would rather go to an olive garden rather then see his best friends is actually really sad

  • @bushthief
    @bushthief 5 лет назад +32

    dave is babey even more now ok

  • @starterking
    @starterking 5 лет назад +30

    The idea of Dave playing smash makes me wonder is he a marth, Roy, chrom, or Ike main

    • @anmspafan7855
      @anmspafan7855 5 лет назад +9

      I S A B E L L E M A I N S P O T T E D

    • @thisdraco4794
      @thisdraco4794 4 года назад +3

      Meta Knight. The coolest one.

  • @try_pano
    @try_pano 5 лет назад +30

    do you KNOW how long ive been waiting for this SINGLE NOTIFICATION-

  • @dewaunwarren1
    @dewaunwarren1 5 лет назад +6

    8:15 yo I'm over here trying to eat and he has to go and pull a long live the King reference on me
    Lol

  • @sergeantmituna6260
    @sergeantmituna6260 5 лет назад +21

    Aw I was hoping for Jade too.

    • @astrxnaut_x
      @astrxnaut_x 5 лет назад

      keleeta Floyd yeah :( seems like it’s one volume with 1 person every 2 weeks instead of 1 volume with 2 people

    • @data6022
      @data6022 5 лет назад

      yeah me too ,just next month

    • @godlyvex5543
      @godlyvex5543 5 лет назад

      ah yes, the classic introduction order of kids, john, rose, then jade.

  • @adamwise1111
    @adamwise1111 4 года назад +1

    Every single one of these routes was a fucking roller coaster. One brings you to Olive Garden, one makes him question his sexuality, and one gets you thrown out a fucking window. I had forgotten why I love Dave so much, this boy is an enigma.

  • @mandapanda9292
    @mandapanda9292 5 лет назад +12

    49:56
    Okay whatever helps you sleep at night

  • @Quetzzall
    @Quetzzall 5 лет назад +46

    Johndave real?

    • @data6022
      @data6022 5 лет назад +8

      yeah James said in this Twitter that he would give the jhondave shippers rights

    • @bovineintervention6001
      @bovineintervention6001 5 лет назад +19

      Probably a one-sided thing on Dave's part, unless John really does have some gayness in him and he's just too much of a kucklehead to notice

    • @isaac-kq4eh
      @isaac-kq4eh 5 лет назад +25

      Yeah. It's probably a one-sided thing, honestly? I've always hc'ed that Dave had crushes on both Jade and John when he was younger, but that's kinda all they were. Childhood crushes. My davekat heart accepts nothing else

  • @Mx_M29
    @Mx_M29 5 лет назад +5

    20:23 is my favorite part because there was a cameo by my favorite person in the world in the chat

  • @darkpince1310
    @darkpince1310 5 лет назад +10

    Dave sure has some thick eyebrows

  • @cannedcawfee
    @cannedcawfee 5 лет назад +9

    I’m offended. They draw him texting wrong
    He’s texting differently than he does
    THIS IS THE CRAP I REMEMBER FROM HOMESTUCK

    • @tulips3179
      @tulips3179 5 лет назад

      Wait how does he text?

    • @cannedcawfee
      @cannedcawfee 5 лет назад +4

      @@tulips3179 He holds the phone with one hand and uses the other (with his pointer, middle, ring, and pinky finger) to type

  • @lk8114
    @lk8114 5 лет назад +7

    Why do I have the sudden overwhelming urge to drink caprisuns??

  • @charevandenheever4460
    @charevandenheever4460 5 лет назад +10

    Dave is Mister eyebrows

  • @strawberrbee9326
    @strawberrbee9326 5 лет назад +3

    they brought griffin and justin mcelroy on this one

  • @heynae2016
    @heynae2016 5 лет назад +2

    59:13 GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!

  • @gemsineye
    @gemsineye 5 лет назад

    Ok my new headcanon: Dave’s voice is that of Kermit’s, so he hides it through beatboxing and speed rapping and whatnot.

  • @comicbooknerdisme
    @comicbooknerdisme 5 лет назад +3

    Not gonna lie, I definitely refused to watch this until I got the game and played at least this route by myself. It’s Dave, I literally needed it.

  • @HeyItsNest
    @HeyItsNest 4 года назад +1

    50:00 aw yes I too once said that Dave

  • @taddad2641
    @taddad2641 5 лет назад +2

    honestly i don't trhink there are any death endings so far. or may not be.
    remember in friendsims someone was pulling him out of those situation one way or another. in pesterquest there are no scenarios like that and he has the power to save himself easily with his newfound abilities.

  • @MaxEverywhereSystem
    @MaxEverywhereSystem 5 лет назад +1

    no one:
    ryan looking at cal: *fucker*

  • @a-bird-lover
    @a-bird-lover 5 лет назад +3

    dave has bird energy and if my username is anything to go by y'all should know _eggsactly_ how I feel about this

  • @ciciorcody8228
    @ciciorcody8228 5 лет назад +11

    it’s dave

  • @RahRizzle123
    @RahRizzle123 4 года назад +2

    Local 13 year old breaks down because a random "person" asked if he was gay

  • @heynae2016
    @heynae2016 5 лет назад +1

    41:08 I keep thinking that the chubby guy (?) In the back is Cro. Y'know, "YoitsCro"

  • @gthegadgetguy9703
    @gthegadgetguy9703 5 лет назад +1

    Pepsicola is real!!!! Fuck yes!!!!

  • @recipen394
    @recipen394 5 лет назад +1

    My world faded to black when i got mine. I guess im derse in more ways then one.

  • @chickencrusade3886
    @chickencrusade3886 5 лет назад

    31:28 can you stop destroying my fucking speakers

  • @kirstenbayani9858
    @kirstenbayani9858 5 лет назад +2

    My CHILD

  • @drakath5727
    @drakath5727 5 лет назад

    12:25 Nah he was just tryin to avoid
    *bad times*

  • @charevandenheever4460
    @charevandenheever4460 5 лет назад +2

    13:40 WHAT.

  • @strawberrbee9326
    @strawberrbee9326 5 лет назад

    windows: wow, you can really dance

  • @KazzieBB
    @KazzieBB 5 лет назад

    DAVE IS SO SWEET WE GOTTA PROTECT HIM

  • @drewmigita3437
    @drewmigita3437 5 лет назад +2

    its dave

  • @lucasking4739
    @lucasking4739 4 года назад

    Fuck yea, breadstick boy

    • @lucasking4739
      @lucasking4739 4 года назад

      Also like, given Dave's limited access to food it makes so much sense that he'd wanna go to a food place

    • @lucasking4739
      @lucasking4739 4 года назад

      Holy shit he says stoic as stoyk

    • @lucasking4739
      @lucasking4739 4 года назад +1

      BROS A TWUNK?

  • @chrysalismacosmist165
    @chrysalismacosmist165 5 лет назад +2

    My bois bisexual! Wooop wooop!!!!

    • @eelboy3098
      @eelboy3098 5 лет назад +1

      Chrysalism Acosmist Dave brider

  • @roninnozlo9544
    @roninnozlo9544 5 лет назад +1

    dope

  • @hyacinthus5218
    @hyacinthus5218 5 лет назад +1

    I live in Texas :')
    And can say it does get really hot here

  • @eria286
    @eria286 5 лет назад +1

    Dab strudel

  • @HuntressWizard
    @HuntressWizard 4 года назад +1

    1:03:07

  • @chickencrusade3886
    @chickencrusade3886 5 лет назад +5

    If dave and rose are blonde why are his eyebrows black lol

    • @sergeantmituna6260
      @sergeantmituna6260 5 лет назад +5

      Maybe his hair is dyed blonde?

    • @schisomors
      @schisomors 5 лет назад +16

      its normal to have dark brows while being a natural blonde, my hair was near white and my eyebrows are black

    • @chickencrusade3886
      @chickencrusade3886 5 лет назад +1

      @@schisomors neat :o

    • @Piper_____
      @Piper_____ 5 лет назад

      cameron :0 I feel robbed. Naturally blonde, and brows so light that you can barely see them :/

  • @gabrielamercedes7648
    @gabrielamercedes7648 4 года назад

    4:56 Ryan was making a tier list of Homestuck/Hiveswap characters lmao
    Edit: I FOUND IT

  • @Beansday
    @Beansday 5 лет назад +3

    I missed it due to school :(

  • @toastgineer4752
    @toastgineer4752 5 лет назад

    Welp at least I can see what i missed

  • @Blitz-tk4jh
    @Blitz-tk4jh 5 лет назад +2

    HOL Y SHIIIT

    • @Blitz-tk4jh
      @Blitz-tk4jh 5 лет назад

      I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED THIS

    • @Blitz-tk4jh
      @Blitz-tk4jh 5 лет назад

      FUCK

    • @Blitz-tk4jh
      @Blitz-tk4jh 5 лет назад

      i saw this and rolled off my piano bench and slammed my knee onto solid brick. i think i broke something but its worth it

    • @Blitz-tk4jh
      @Blitz-tk4jh 5 лет назад

      it hurts

    • @Blitz-tk4jh
      @Blitz-tk4jh 5 лет назад

      8 mins into the video and ive already said “dammit dave” like 3 times. thats a good sign

  • @honnelemon771
    @honnelemon771 5 лет назад +1

    Y e s

  • @heynae2016
    @heynae2016 5 лет назад

    1:02:55 BRO!?

  • @verity_amo
    @verity_amo 5 лет назад

    them eyebrows tho

  • @rosem.gottschalk9528
    @rosem.gottschalk9528 5 лет назад

    DAVESE OUO

  • @colleac9831
    @colleac9831 5 лет назад

    Это дейф?

  • @PoppySynQ
    @PoppySynQ 5 лет назад

    I can barely hear your audio ._.

  • @captainharlock2280
    @captainharlock2280 5 лет назад +2

    this irritates me

  • @forestbr34th54
    @forestbr34th54 5 лет назад

    Don't get windows 10 man. its fucking aweful