Bein' Ian With Jordan Ep109: Heads up! W/ Pat Burtscher

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Комментарии • 262

  • @ricksanchez5696
    @ricksanchez5696 Месяц назад +128

    *Nothing but support for the future husband and wife*

    • @hhhy9160
      @hhhy9160 Месяц назад +21

      If I do the math by around episode 159 Ian's left leg will overtake Jordan's right leg.
      By episode 218 Ian will be sitting in Jordan's lap.

    • @josef2012
      @josef2012 Месяц назад

      ​@@hhhy9160Adds up.Pure science.

    • @Perfinn
      @Perfinn Месяц назад +11

      ​@@hhhy9160 episode 478 they will be partially fused together, conjoined twin style

    • @snesleywipessqueegeeservices
      @snesleywipessqueegeeservices Месяц назад +22

      Ian will be a beautiful bride. ❤

    • @GraceCookieMartian
      @GraceCookieMartian Месяц назад +5

      Soooo here for it!!! Sometimes I wonder if they are trolling us this whole time 🙄 wishful thinking

  • @crystalnoone4648
    @crystalnoone4648 Месяц назад +25

    “I didn’t know you knew I was here” best response 😂

  • @TheA1salazar
    @TheA1salazar Месяц назад +22

    Jordan can make Ian straight

  • @erinaustin313
    @erinaustin313 Месяц назад +23

    Long time listener, first time caller… Jordan, you’re looking so good! Your hair? LUSH! Your skin? GLOWING! Your body? FIT! I’m almost inspired to get out of my depression rut

  • @6969groovy
    @6969groovy Месяц назад +51

    I respect Jordan a little more for hatin' on Phish. ♥

    • @rorystruthers2853
      @rorystruthers2853 Месяц назад +3

      Lol as someone who’s friend group is mostly guys who love phish that rant was so cathartic

    • @ThedeadlyOG
      @ThedeadlyOG Месяц назад

      She only knows how to hate , she’s sick in the head

    • @ThedeadlyOG
      @ThedeadlyOG Месяц назад +3

      That said, phish sucks

  • @TropicalBones
    @TropicalBones Месяц назад +13

    Coffee iced, no matter what

  • @TJHimes
    @TJHimes Месяц назад +13

    Jordan describing Weekend at Bernie's when it was Caddyshack absolutely had me gasping for air 💀

  • @michaelsorrentino1989
    @michaelsorrentino1989 Месяц назад +32

    Ian just roaring out "OHHHHH" for British almost killed me while driving ahahahaha

  • @MichaelDeFillippo8889
    @MichaelDeFillippo8889 Месяц назад +22

    I'm embarrassed to admit I literally did the exact same thing Jordan was talking about with the potholes. Just yesterday I hit a huge one and my windows were down and I yelled "mother fucker" so loud some lady walking on the sidewalk turned around. 😂

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 Месяц назад +11

    "Are we doing word association?" Homeboy is obviously unaware that this is Ian's primary model of finding new material and thinking new thoughts.

  • @bvb-xe8co
    @bvb-xe8co Месяц назад +50

    I don't think they need any guest..Jordan and Ian just talking to each other

    • @jonathancarmona7963
      @jonathancarmona7963 Месяц назад +6

      You must be new…

    • @marcelwaddell6290
      @marcelwaddell6290 Месяц назад +3

      It's the observer affect. By their presence and observation, it changes the interactions of the two entities at the epicenter of the chaotic anomaly.

    • @brittanywilson1796
      @brittanywilson1796 Месяц назад +1

      This is why I don’t subscribe to the patreon. This is my fav podcast but I need the guests. When they’re allowed to talk, that is. He asked so many questions without any answers. lol

    • @BPH55
      @BPH55 Месяц назад +2

      Who were the last guests just commentating as they were locked in conversation together? 😂 it was jet ski and someone.

    • @brittanywilson1796
      @brittanywilson1796 Месяц назад

      @@BPH55 Sean Patton.

  • @raccchhhhel
    @raccchhhhel Месяц назад +19

    I am scream-cry-laughing at the 20 minutes spent playing heads up. So many moments I had to immediately rewind and watch again

  • @H3H3HEE
    @H3H3HEE Месяц назад +14

    Can’t wait to buy yall stuff off the wedding registry 🤵‍♀️👰‍♂️

  • @6969groovy
    @6969groovy Месяц назад +19

    Pat knows pop culture like a home schooled Canadian.

    • @jbone877
      @jbone877 Месяц назад

      I don't understand the reference

  • @krissspyboi
    @krissspyboi Месяц назад +4

    Please bring back Jeremiah Watkins or Harland Williams! Such funny guests!

  • @michaelabon741
    @michaelabon741 Месяц назад +15

    This game needs to be a segment for every guest

  • @MOLTEN_IMP
    @MOLTEN_IMP Месяц назад +7

    Jordan is a vibe love her

  • @serenayflamenca
    @serenayflamenca Месяц назад +5

    Why are they ignoring this hilarious guest ? Is it a bit? 😂😂😂

    • @deadringer333
      @deadringer333 Месяц назад +3

      They usually always ignore the guest.

    • @serenayflamenca
      @serenayflamenca Месяц назад +2

      @@deadringer333 that’s true - their attraction to each other trumps all 😂

  • @juliopacuruco9932
    @juliopacuruco9932 Месяц назад +3

    Jordan looking scrumptious, keep the workouts coming

  • @amandadinsmore3331
    @amandadinsmore3331 Месяц назад +2

    Jordan!!! PLEASE keep running with the pothole joke, you're so right!

  • @stevenpallo8783
    @stevenpallo8783 Месяц назад +2

    That game is the best marketing tool ever created lol hold the camera to your forehead and give us the marketing data !!!!!

  • @lycan1772
    @lycan1772 Месяц назад +5

    ok so what did i miss and why is Jordan glowing so much

  • @VelvetLavaDesign
    @VelvetLavaDesign Месяц назад +3

    25:24 PLeEaASse don’t judge! 😂

  • @slim710.
    @slim710. Месяц назад +4

    “Oh I’m kinda gay I think”
    “DON LEMON” 😂

  • @ThedeadlyOG
    @ThedeadlyOG Месяц назад +2

    Brain rot content at its best

  • @D1recktor
    @D1recktor Месяц назад +3

    When the guessing game started I was annoyed, but it was actually hilarious. Well done gang

  • @VelvetLavaDesign
    @VelvetLavaDesign Месяц назад +2

    46:20 BOTH OF THEM trying to act out gymnastics looooool

  • @crypticalenvelopment
    @crypticalenvelopment Месяц назад +2

    Colonel Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade Skerik (saxophone) and Mike Dillon (percussion, vibraphone), as well as Sean Lennon (guitar), Harry Waters (keyboards) and Paulo Baldi (drums). This band fuckin' rocks🤘

  • @blitzu_1
    @blitzu_1 Месяц назад +3

    Pats energy is awesome! Hes so chill

  • @marcelwaddell6290
    @marcelwaddell6290 Месяц назад +3

    Ian doing the Indian head bob for British. Priceless

  • @Steveatetheicecream
    @Steveatetheicecream Месяц назад +4

    Oh man that slide whistle reminds me of the good ole days on cumtown

  • @chellie7887
    @chellie7887 Месяц назад +2

    Jordan really knows nothing about women! I have a car I'm worried about damage from the potholes, not laughing! 🙄

  • @zander5051
    @zander5051 Месяц назад +5

    It’s funny how Ian talks about having a good day then Jordan immediately just starts to fuck with him harder

  • @jua-rez
    @jua-rez Месяц назад +1

    Those Marlboro pillows rip!!!
    Can’t stop admiring them….
    Good job to whoever made em 🫧✨

  • @isabellamullins3812
    @isabellamullins3812 Месяц назад +1

    Please come back to San Diego 😢. I bought tickets for both of your shows, but I couldnt go in rhe end.

  • @brookeaschenbrenner8971
    @brookeaschenbrenner8971 Месяц назад +1

    Watching them play heads up was so infuriating; Jordan you look gr8

  • @wow4714
    @wow4714 Месяц назад +3

    Pat rules, gotta have him back on sooner than later!

  • @123bdoss
    @123bdoss Месяц назад +3

    God dang Phish hatin ho-bag

    • @badmofuka
      @badmofuka Месяц назад +1

      I don't mind it lol. It's hard enough to get tickets.

  • @shanelawrence308
    @shanelawrence308 Месяц назад +1

    Stoked Pat's on here his joke on extending life is a personal fave

  • @lynnrose-mj9wh
    @lynnrose-mj9wh Месяц назад +19

    the pothole bit is so accurate lol

  • @narcostarko
    @narcostarko Месяц назад +1

    I live in Cleveland I need to get tickets to the show and the Guardians game. I'll literally run up as close as I can get to home plate and whine at that frequency just for Ian

  • @brennanweaver2439
    @brennanweaver2439 Месяц назад +2

    Pat has some of the best clips on IG I love his work

  • @anthonyagosta8431
    @anthonyagosta8431 Месяц назад +2

    Great podcast. Is Jordan on the spectrum today? Something’s suspicious today

  • @FredlundJR
    @FredlundJR Месяц назад +1

    Ian isn't funny enough to eat while podcasting.

  • @Samb1399
    @Samb1399 Месяц назад +2

    Does anybody know the name of the app that they’re playing on the show?

    • @Daddy.loves.you.
      @Daddy.loves.you. Месяц назад

      38:42

    • @AmandaBurns14
      @AmandaBurns14 Месяц назад

      I think it's called "Head's Up" -- and I think Ellen DeGeneres made the game when she used to have her show

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 Месяц назад +1

    Never play that game again.Thanks.

  • @TekNoSolja
    @TekNoSolja Месяц назад +7

    I like that since ian isn’t allowed to smoke anymore in his own basement he had to get a stuffed pack of smokes and couple lucys to compensate.

  • @chalkfarm11
    @chalkfarm11 Месяц назад +1

    Pat is an underrated comedian

  • @michaellopez8710
    @michaellopez8710 Месяц назад +1

    Holy shit I think I would actually rewatch this one. 😂

  • @Sky-di5nt
    @Sky-di5nt Месяц назад +1

    Jordan lookin like a SNACK 🥨

  • @pianoartist8830
    @pianoartist8830 Месяц назад +2

    Dude getting Sean Lennon on the podcast would be insanely awesome

    • @rehnaanliker5931
      @rehnaanliker5931 Месяц назад

      It’s so funny to name your son not after yourself but just to tune with your name

  • @brianhourihan5613
    @brianhourihan5613 Месяц назад +1

    1000% guilty of the pothole thing.
    Also, you guys rule.

  • @zinoo64
    @zinoo64 Месяц назад +1

    Ignoring the guest :D

  • @TellurianMan
    @TellurianMan Месяц назад +1

    Jordan! You absolutely murdered at the Phish fest. By the way, you'll both be glad to hear they already have a song where "Ha Ha Ha Ha" is the chorus. It's super awesome, you know you love them, Jordan. ⭕️

  • @serenayflamenca
    @serenayflamenca Месяц назад +1

    25:24 Jordan acting like a jealous girlfriend 😂

  • @TYOjoe
    @TYOjoe Месяц назад +1

    jordan with makeup and a flower in her hair still just roasting the shit out of ian constantly is 10/10

  • @marcelwaddell6290
    @marcelwaddell6290 Месяц назад +3

    Starts at 1:40

  • @emilyportwine428
    @emilyportwine428 Месяц назад +1

    God dammit somebody beat me to it! Loving the crochet Marlboro pack♡♡♡

  • @andrewstraney6800
    @andrewstraney6800 Месяц назад

    richard dreyfuss is getting back into acting!! Yes I love him, why are you going by Ian these days!
    Also real thought, imagine if laws came out again & Ian played Richard in jaws 10 or whatever they are up too!! I’d love that

  • @TheKromusDevice
    @TheKromusDevice Месяц назад +1

    I've been on a real hardcore kick lately. But that means I also had to relive the pain that Ceremony will never put out another hardcore album :(

  • @MrJacksAxe
    @MrJacksAxe Месяц назад

    Ian (and Jordan) gotta watch What about Bob for the patreon and see the road they are heading down lmao. Ian IS becoming Bob and thus turning Jordan into richrd dryfus......Gone?! He's not goonnne.....he's never gone! Haha

  • @armani_is_gucci
    @armani_is_gucci Месяц назад

    Jordan serving demure during the "flirting" prompt SENT ME 😂😂😂

  • @Scottius888
    @Scottius888 Месяц назад +2

    These 2 have a great dynamic

  • @ThedeadlyOG
    @ThedeadlyOG Месяц назад

    I GURANTEE Jordan lets C.K. Do anything around her for fame and pointers , man being a chick is sooooo easy it’s crazy

  • @tbd6403
    @tbd6403 19 дней назад

    The idea of a Philly just crankin a dinger off of Jerry Seinfeld fuckin killed me..."the pitch counts?!"-jordan

  • @hiphopfaerie
    @hiphopfaerie 7 дней назад

    I LOVED watching ya'll play Heads Up-- make it a recurring segment, pleaaaaaassssse ❤

  • @harleybryn3500
    @harleybryn3500 Месяц назад

    Oh great now I have to subscribe to the patreon with $-49 in my account so I can play heads up with my friends that don’t know I exist.. 😂😭

  • @adamjones5178
    @adamjones5178 Месяц назад

    I can't wait for Jordan to quit the pod. Such a terrible cohost and such an unnecessarily negative person. Hate from PA. Love Ian though

  • @blitzu_1
    @blitzu_1 Месяц назад +1

    The opener is suchhhh a vibe 🔥🔥🥰

  • @jhall900
    @jhall900 Месяц назад

    Marry me Ian, Jordan’s a Downer bestie to you sometimes.. jordyyy be nice. I’m sitting here with the cov.. and this pod cheered be up 27:48

  • @jessespychaj8706
    @jessespychaj8706 Месяц назад +1

    Ian holding the microphone directly to his mouth while he chews is peak podcasting

  • @MrJohnfetus
    @MrJohnfetus 25 дней назад

    Can only speak for myself but idc when I hit potholes, don't get upset easily about anything really.

  • @larryloobey4522
    @larryloobey4522 Месяц назад

    Ian needs some love for going from weekend at Burnies strait to Paul walker. That was amazing and then if course crabman!

  • @gslse13
    @gslse13 Месяц назад

    So you're telling me there was a time with no Jordan, damn...I arrived too late to this pod. She makes it nearly unwatchable.

  • @ajacobs64
    @ajacobs64 26 дней назад

    I was the blind guy at the columbus comedy fest. Had a lot of fun at your show. Thanks for the shirt and hanging out. Hope you come through again

  • @302bailey2
    @302bailey2 Месяц назад

    1:03:03 I was laughing my a$$ off at 5:30am this morning to this episode. Definitely one if the funniest, imo. 😂

  • @crackthefoundation_
    @crackthefoundation_ Месяц назад

    Raygun's thesis gave me brain damage, I actually read the first 30 pages, it's online

  • @natalieevenew
    @natalieevenew Месяц назад

    Excited to see Ian with Whitney Cummings in Denver! & then maybe again at Comedy Works +

  • @brittanywilson1796
    @brittanywilson1796 Месяц назад

    I know I might be in the minority here but I love games on comedy podcasts. 🤷‍♀️

  • @nobodyimportant8859
    @nobodyimportant8859 22 дня назад

    That phone game was entertaining to watch.. but whoever put those subtitles up spelled Sylvester wrong

  • @emailsucks28
    @emailsucks28 Месяц назад

    ....how did you all think doing the word association game was going to make for a good podcast ? seriously. first time not finishing your pod and having to turn it off early.

  • @tiffanyj433
    @tiffanyj433 Месяц назад

    This shit had me dying please do this game with future and past guests lol I can see me dying laughing with tj miller, Jeremiah walkins and so many others lol

  • @theycallmethesoandso
    @theycallmethesoandso Месяц назад

    make a time-lapse of the decoration. cut to both of you in cigarette costumes vaping little figurines of yourselves

  • @ThedeadlyOG
    @ThedeadlyOG Месяц назад

    Ian 100% would be locked up for touching his students if he didn’t find fame…

  • @blakeatherton1731
    @blakeatherton1731 Месяц назад +1

    STAHP EATING MY GOD

  • @neverhaveiever53
    @neverhaveiever53 Месяц назад

    OMG Jordan looks so pretty with her highlights!!!! Wow!

  • @CheechElMexicano
    @CheechElMexicano Месяц назад +1

    Jordan that pothole joke kills, Ian your butt is a pothole 😆😆😆

  • @nobodyimportant8859
    @nobodyimportant8859 22 дня назад

    Pumpkins seeds are great. I hate cigarettes but your giant marlboro pillow is awesome

  • @Doomsense
    @Doomsense Месяц назад

    Absolute hate for the emo intro music but totally in love with Jordan

  • @jakobsynn8570
    @jakobsynn8570 Месяц назад

    So Jordan is 33 and thinks she'll have grandchildren by 60 😮

  • @CornerStoreDrums
    @CornerStoreDrums Месяц назад +1

    Absolutely LOVE the show y’all!

  • @davidadams2395
    @davidadams2395 23 дня назад

    I'd be more impressed if Julian Lennon liked your podcast.

  • @Doomsense
    @Doomsense Месяц назад

    Ian is the only person still attempting to make smoking cigarettes a personality trait

  • @zerda209
    @zerda209 Месяц назад

    I literally can't do my makeup to this podcast because I will have too much. I love it

  • @JasonLaveKnotts
    @JasonLaveKnotts Месяц назад

    Why is there nothing about the guest in the description except social media links?

  • @dustinjohnson6033
    @dustinjohnson6033 Месяц назад

    Forget Marco-Polo; It’s Now 4Ever Yoko-Ono!

  • @gsgsgs86
    @gsgsgs86 Месяц назад

    I was so excited to see Pat on a podcast and then the spent half an hour ignoring him and the other half playing the most annoying game ever.

  • @rehnaanliker5931
    @rehnaanliker5931 Месяц назад

    Please never listen to Jordan when she says to put something on the patreon. Trust your gut Ian!

  • @chandlerpearson9853
    @chandlerpearson9853 Месяц назад

    Ian is the king of making something out of nothing and he’s going to yell at Jordan for pot holes????

  • @xdreamscape
    @xdreamscape 21 день назад

    omg the heads up was amazing. need more of that with you guys. amazing ep as always