@@k1r4exe Despite Lulu being... well... Lulu, there's nothing to fear about her. There are just things you must refrain to do: 1) Questioning her humanity. 2) Telling her to stop playing videogames. Other than that, just be respectful and you'll be fine. I'm pretty sure she'd appreciate a hug. Just make sure you also have something to eat on you so she doesn't make you her next meal while she apologises and thanks you for that.
She's just so adorable. Also I love how you can clearly tell she's saying "mou ikkai" at the end, even without uttering a word. Pretty good mouth tracking to be honest.
i feel bad for lulu in this one, her playstyle is not bad, most people just try to hit it as hard as possible, but playing slowly like this until the last stroke is best.
i disagree, when you get defensive like that you tend to make those same mistakes as her, playing agressive is better particular against that sorta playstyle, if someone has more stamina than you, slow down instead but never stop hitting the darn thing so as to not lose your rythm
CPU: *defeats lulu* Me: "He who goes against the will of the old ones shall face the wrath of their servants!" *proceeds to search for an online air hockey game*
You try to run from her. Even as you run straight ahead the darkness around you is disorienting. Your balance shifts back and forth though you're sure you're not turning. You can't hear her move, but you're sure she's there. You can hear her being. Exhaustion comes over you and you slow, but she doesn't seem to be getting any closer. You can't remember how long you've been in this nightmare and eventually you give up. You turn to face her, but there's nothing there. The air feels different. Heavy. Your legs buckle and you fall to your hands and knees. Gravity turns against you and holds you firmly against the ground. More and more. Your vision dims as your body is crushed under its own weight. At least it's over. You awake and pull yourself up off the ground. In the distance you can hear chanting. "Mou ikkai... mou ikkai..."
This is why I always come back to Lulu. If this was someone from Hololive or anyone else in nijisanji they'd be losing their shit but Lulu always sounds cute and reserved and communicates all her pain to us through -eldritch telepathy- staring at us.
Lulu's voice is pure ASMR but her stare elicits terrors novel to the human psyche. She is a V-tuber siren beckoning us to break free from our protective bindings to the ship's mast so we can foolishly dive into the watery abyss.
Everyone, EVERYONE LISTEN She, DID NOT lose, you hear? She DID NOT lose Please don't make her angry, I'm the next one in line, if she's angry I don't kn-
Winning at air hockey is easy. Tick to your goal when the pucks on the other side, and when it's on your side, take your time setting up your real shot, and preparing feints. When defending, theres only about a foot of space you need to cover, and if you keep it in the center, all you have to do is figure out which side it comes in on. Unless the puck is moving at blistering speeds, you will be able to figure it out in time. Then when setting up your hit, do what you can to make the puck motionless before you send it. That not only gives you setup time, but it psychs your opponent out cause they know you're planning something specific. SOme would call these two strategies cheesey, but theres ample room for improvement in both with practice, and both are unparalleled in effectiveness.
There is however room for variation. If the puck has moved back towards your end with a small enough amount of speed, then the way is open to send it instantly. If your opponent is expecting you to take your time again, they're more likely to be open, which helpos if they're using the same defence strat. Then theres the bounce technique. Move the puck with enough speed to bounce all the way back into your court each time if it's deflected. This also helps with penetrating the ideal defence.
Huh... I didn’t know airhockey can also be found outside Finland... 🤔...it feels that rare of a game... (seen real boards at a very few fuelstation/restaurant stops... as well as one at army regiment I Did my service in... 🙄) ”The more you know”
her supposed gimmick is a sheltered art student, so her speech mannerisms in japanese is a bit archaic(?), but sometimes her word choices doesnt seem like a remotely normal person would say (i.e. referring to other people as "humans"). We dont know if this is accidental or deliberate. Then there's the collab stream with Debidebi (a fellow Nijisanji vtuber). Debi offhandedly say she(?) can pop an eyeball pretty easily, and Lulu insists on trying to do it to HER eye, claiming that it can grow back. The translated clip is out there somewhere and you can watch it for further context. tl;dr its a string of coincidences that both she and her viewers go along with. sidenote: while west fanbase refer to her as an eldritch god, japan fanbase refer to her as a more generic demonic creature.
Me playing Arcade Air Hockey is way better than me playing this Air Hockey When I play with my friends I'm usually the winner (and usually the puck flies to some part of the arcade, in one case it even flew under one of the game machines that makes it so hard to pick up)
It's pretty impressive to score nine goals in a first to five match.
😂😂
2:47
as expected of our eldritch overlord.
edit: I forgot to cut off mid senten-
@@mihirkamat504 Oh no, YOU FOO---
Mihir Kamat come on not ag-
Just goes to show once again that only Lulu can beat Lulu
Seems like she beats herself alot
Or that air hockey is difficult to play, trust me, I know from experience.
@@gamedominatorxennongdm7956 no man to me it's easy af
@@nothowtung7372 really depends on how clumsy you are
@@braincellgenocide9553...Heh I get it
I guess the only thing that can beat Lulu is Lulu herself
And that smile when she lost is haunting my drea
Not aga-
Ah'legeth! ah nafl mgah'n'ghft l' ah'lloigshogg c' r'luhhor! h' ah'mgehye lw'nafh'nahor! vulgtmah lulu!
Ru
@@RocaDeearCenjar OH GOD OH FU
Why would you do that! NO HEL-
Lulu unlocked an Achievement
"Congratulations, You've defeated The Eldritch God"
AND twic-
Y' donish kadishtu ahf' ymg' mgepah mgng ymg' c' mgepuaaah r'luhhor mg'lloig. H' ahornah ah'mgehye ahf' h' l' gotha ah'mgehye. Vulgtmah lulu!
@@RocaDeearCenjar 何何
RocaDeearCenjar did you make this up entirely?
And now, So you have chosen Death.
That crushed stare when she loses... it just makes you want to give her a hug.
Nah that terrified me
You're a brave one...
@@k1r4exe Despite Lulu being... well... Lulu, there's nothing to fear about her. There are just things you must refrain to do:
1) Questioning her humanity.
2) Telling her to stop playing videogames.
Other than that, just be respectful and you'll be fine. I'm pretty sure she'd appreciate a hug. Just make sure you also have something to eat on you so she doesn't make you her next meal while she apologises and thanks you for that.
@@konluluist8397 Well, the spider scare could be used if she actually tries to eat you. Gives you some time to run away.
Moral Relativism We’ve lost another one
At least the bot knows not to move back and forth as to not agitate her.
That flexing on Gundou after beating her was just precious
@@maurotula Wait, did she play against Gundou?
@@LeonValCh No, Gundou lost against the bot, and said bot kinda taunted her after the last point
She's just so adorable.
Also I love how you can clearly tell she's saying "mou ikkai" at the end, even without uttering a word. Pretty good mouth tracking to be honest.
She has good tracking, you can see it when she winks too, it's really clear and precise.
Why there's suddenly rolling girl playing in my house
@@victorjun2421 it's because it's not tracking, she would just plug herself to the computer
actually she was cursing the game and the whole developer staff.
Lulu: Finally a worthy opponent
*Herself*
I think it’s more like “Lulu vs Lulu”.
Lulu pondering the value of mankind. 3:57 2:58
She has best vtuber model now just cause of those faces lol
Me, a normal human being: *C U T E*
i feel bad for lulu in this one, her playstyle is not bad, most people just try to hit it as hard as possible, but playing slowly like this until the last stroke is best.
I hit it so hard it flys off the table....
i disagree, when you get defensive like that you tend to make those same mistakes as her, playing agressive is better particular against that sorta playstyle, if someone has more stamina than you, slow down instead but never stop hitting the darn thing so as to not lose your rythm
u can't beat high lvl cpu by staying on the defensive. This cpu was just slow.
@@annanymousren I got hit in the balls once while spectating a match. The players were being _way_ too aggressive.
@Alvi Syahri If you get it going fast enough it can easily get launched off the table
Lulu is to strong that the only one who can beat her is herself
CPU: *defeats lulu*
Me: "He who goes against the will of the old ones shall face the wrath of their servants!" *proceeds to search for an online air hockey game*
CPU-san is just too strong sometimes ^_^'
edit: thank u for the translation!!! lulu is so cute... uwaaa
Lulu: loses
My soul: Time to get funky
me watching her play
also me: "what?? what did i do??"
also me: " i'm sorry... "
2:47
3:03 the sound made it perfect
You try to run from her. Even as you run straight ahead the darkness around you is disorienting. Your balance shifts back and forth though you're sure you're not turning. You can't hear her move, but you're sure she's there. You can hear her being. Exhaustion comes over you and you slow, but she doesn't seem to be getting any closer. You can't remember how long you've been in this nightmare and eventually you give up. You turn to face her, but there's nothing there. The air feels different. Heavy. Your legs buckle and you fall to your hands and knees. Gravity turns against you and holds you firmly against the ground. More and more. Your vision dims as your body is crushed under its own weight. At least it's over.
You awake and pull yourself up off the ground. In the distance you can hear chanting. "Mou ikkai... mou ikkai..."
And that's the closest we can get to her. Cuz any closer and life drifts away from us.
“Congratulations! You just played yourself!”
those eyes demn so addicting i can stare her all day
and her voice so calm
4:03 Um... I think i'm cursed now
Bot: I'm gonna end her career
Lulu: No you *soul stare*
3:01, 9 million souls have been lost
EldritchGodLulu, you've unlocked an achievement: "Task Failed Successfully" EXP+100
My dream tonight :
Mo ikai
Mo ikai
Mo ikai
Mo ikai
Mo ikai
Mo ikai
Mo ikai
Mo ikai
This is why I always come back to Lulu. If this was someone from Hololive or anyone else in nijisanji they'd be losing their shit but Lulu always sounds cute and reserved and communicates all her pain to us through -eldritch telepathy- staring at us.
"When you try so hard but you don't succeed in life..."
Her smile at the end tho.. i can hear she said "mou ikkai" even without her voice,
👏👏👏 *KONLULU~*
I've never stared such Beautiful Abyss.
"The secret to defeat the enemy, is provided by the enemy himself"
-Sun Tzu, The art of war.
Well at least she's got her "Surprised Pikachu" face down
Lulu, from what ive seen, is the most expressive vtube I've seen and I love it
I love how youtube recommends SCP videos whenever I watch Lulu videos.
1:04 For reference purposes.
Me when someone coughs near me
I feel bad for the bot
Who knows what will happen after the game
I think she might be my favorite Japanese VTuber, her manic energy is great!
Amazing how a smile can be creepy and cute at the same time
4:00 time to start praying
That smile is dangerous, literally.
Lulu is pretty cute for a [̴̢͚̝̺̳̗̬̅͛͌̅̅̿ͅR̷̜̿̏̃̿͐̈́͆͝E̷̼̙̜͓̩̬̅̈D̵̛̗̝͍͓͑A̷̢̛͊C̵̨͇͕̈́͑̍͂̎T̸͖̞͐Ȩ̴̺̝̬̲͉̾̎͋͜D̴̛̬̝̉͑̆̔̒]̵̜̮͛̅̿̂̄͘͝
3:42 *(-__-)* cute
I don’t know why but I love that smile 😂
4:03 oh no see like Lulu is casting her spell again😂😂😂
3:10
"why am i hurting myself like this?"
yeah,we know that she will hurt herself if she play human gam--
Wait wha-
She is absolutely precious. Konlulu. Umbasa.
4:04-why i can't hear her, im not worty?what im lacking of?maybe...
4:11-i've gained insight... now i can hear all... my godess
2:57
NOOOOOO STAAAAAAHP DAT STARE xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*Hides under table*
She's angry..... You can eat me to calm do-
Damn i-
Literally 'Congratulations, You played yourself'
My heart just gave up for a moment after seeing Lulu's sad (kinda sad) face
Thx for your hardworking 🙏
Lulu's voice is pure ASMR but her stare elicits terrors novel to the human psyche. She is a V-tuber siren beckoning us to break free from our protective bindings to the ship's mast so we can foolishly dive into the watery abyss.
I love the face she made after she "wins".
Everyone, EVERYONE LISTEN
She, DID NOT lose, you hear? She DID NOT lose
Please don't make her angry, I'm the next one in line, if she's angry I don't kn-
All I can imagine is smashing your own fingers at Chucky E. Cheese with the puck
2:57 my favorite part
So that's why the AI in Gundou stream had gained sentience, it was designed to contain something even more dangerous
The look of absolute shock on her face is priceless.
Everytime the bot gets a score a soul will get devoured by Lulu
I unconsciously raise my hands when Lulu looks directly at me... I don't know why but I think it is better to surrender than to fight...
This is just like Pacific Rim. A battle between a monster and a robot.
It wants me to commit not alive when she stares right into my soul and smile after she loses
Makes you wonder what she actually said before saying "....one more.....one more....."
Whatever she chants whenever she gives us that death stare, it pulls at my soul.
Bot vs bot
Lulu used "Haunting Stare"! Super Effective!
She just got a new form, guys.
It is hard to control.
This is unnecessarily intense and I like it
That "are" at 3-3 just got me
2:47 she was like "do you see this shit???"
Winning at air hockey is easy. Tick to your goal when the pucks on the other side, and when it's on your side, take your time setting up your real shot, and preparing feints. When defending, theres only about a foot of space you need to cover, and if you keep it in the center, all you have to do is figure out which side it comes in on. Unless the puck is moving at blistering speeds, you will be able to figure it out in time. Then when setting up your hit, do what you can to make the puck motionless before you send it. That not only gives you setup time, but it psychs your opponent out cause they know you're planning something specific. SOme would call these two strategies cheesey, but theres ample room for improvement in both with practice, and both are unparalleled in effectiveness.
There is however room for variation. If the puck has moved back towards your end with a small enough amount of speed, then the way is open to send it instantly. If your opponent is expecting you to take your time again, they're more likely to be open, which helpos if they're using the same defence strat. Then theres the bounce technique. Move the puck with enough speed to bounce all the way back into your court each time if it's deflected. This also helps with penetrating the ideal defence.
i have found my one single favorite vtuber
The eldritch horror has finally met her match...
herself
Rust in pieces, bot. For making her defeat twice
Look at it this was Lulu. It is really difficult to score 8 goals in row and still lose.
I like how we have the same strategy when it comes to air hockey
Block the goal even if you're hitting the wall
1:28
Mass disappearances on going
"I'm not moving an inch"
_proceeds to move several inches_
She's too cute ... if only
Huh...
I didn’t know airhockey can also be found outside Finland... 🤔...it feels that rare of a game... (seen real boards at a very few fuelstation/restaurant stops... as well as one at army regiment I Did my service in... 🙄)
”The more you know”
Her face at the end was PRICELESS
Until this day,Bot#69420 still hasn't appeared,causing the game to freeze and cancel matchmaking automatically
Lulu suffering brings me joy for some strange reason. 🤔
she's cute, why does everyone treat her like some lovecraft creature?
love... lovecraftian creature? what? not at all... she's DEFINITELY a NORMAL art student
Yep...just an art stu-
@@hanesyotplus5263 NOOOO I DON'T FEED MY CAT YE-
her supposed gimmick is a sheltered art student, so her speech mannerisms in japanese is a bit archaic(?), but sometimes her word choices doesnt seem like a remotely normal person would say (i.e. referring to other people as "humans"). We dont know if this is accidental or deliberate.
Then there's the collab stream with Debidebi (a fellow Nijisanji vtuber). Debi offhandedly say she(?) can pop an eyeball pretty easily, and Lulu insists on trying to do it to HER eye, claiming that it can grow back. The translated clip is out there somewhere and you can watch it for further context.
tl;dr its a string of coincidences that both she and her viewers go along with.
sidenote: while west fanbase refer to her as an eldritch god, japan fanbase refer to her as a more generic demonic creature.
You clearly havent seen her rhythm heaven stream
This what we call 'art'
she is a threat even for herself
Don't worry guys, she's just chanting "ph'nglui mglw'nafh Lu'lu Vir'tual wgah'nagl fhtagn" at the end.
Me playing Arcade Air Hockey is way better than me playing this Air Hockey
When I play with my friends I'm usually the winner (and usually the puck flies to some part of the arcade, in one case it even flew under one of the game machines that makes it so hard to pick up)
I honestly couldn't help but laugh at Lulu's misfortune. I know that I'm probably going to regret this by the end of the day though...
Nice going Art Student, you played yourself.
That smile in the end was so scary
I love the fact that the AI is barely trying....
After watching Kanaways "kwjdueheh3id7shdnfori" gameplay, this one is refreshing and scar-
Well Lulu really played herself ....
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Ah... i guess i'll di-
I get really scared when her pupils get big like that
I swear she does those stares on purpose to creep us out....
2:58 That legit scared me....
Lulu is my sleep paralysis demon.
Art student's weakness, geometry
1:52 are~