"No, Mr. Sjhhffghffgfgffdjj, the prime minister simply mispronounced your lovely name by mistake and, dare I say, out of incompetence. I fear you will find this a common trait among our Earth politicians, though we are working on it, as I was just saying to Sir Jjhhhuuuhhuuhhhhhhjjj and Miss Ffhrrrhrhrllkjkii."
um… right, because they CLEARLY never have before. Nope, not a single one of any species. Nope. And the ancient monuments built themselves. Keep believing the government and others in authority, they want what’s best for you and tell you the truth.
The Peanus one is my personal favourite. I've just looked it up and yes, it is possible to buy one online with that exact design. Think I'm gonna treat myself...
I, being in a foreign country, see many mis-spellings. One of my favourites was a shirt that read “If Nike can do you, you can do her. Do it.” So inspirational tbh
One of my biggest personal disappointment is never buying a "Never Don't Give Up" T-Shirt in a chinese clothing shop I walked by. I will forever remember it. Took a picture of it, but it's just not the same as experiencing it first hand
I once had a knock off Hello Kitty picture frame that I bought specifically for the little card inside that goes where the picture should go. It read, "Simulating the true styles and making carefully. Good luck! The super nifty." It's been 20 years and I still remember it perfectly.
I'm pretty sure "bone woman plus bone wind prayer hospital" actually means "bone woman, ejaculate, and pray she gets pregnant." Hell of a thing to put on a t-shirt.
I thought it was "bone woman, accidentally ejaculate too early, and pray you don't end up in the hospital from her beating you up". classic boomer "i hate my wife" humour
My idea was: If you bone woman and fart while boning, pray you don’t get to the hospital. Since most women dislike farts, she could try to jump off the D and break it.
When I was about 12 my parents let me wear a shirt we'd picked up from a free clothing give away that said "What's your O face?" It was in reference to a brand called O vodka, but with obvious innuendo. My mom was completely oblivious and my dad didn't care enough to stop me from wearing it. Neither me, nor any of my friends knew what it meant, we just thought it was cool to have a shirt with a vodka bottle on it. Now, of course, I'm mortified especially because we live in a small town. There are also plenty of pictures of me wearing it.
Unbeknownst to you, your parents were convinced to participate in a sting operation to catch the guy driving around town in a van that had "free candy" written on the sign. You & your friends were he safest kids in the country for the time you had that shirt.
One time I saw a shirt at a store that was poorly misspelled like these shirts shown here. It went along the lines of, “Your smile toasty as yarm as spiver.” That left me in major confusion when I read that.💀 Edit: For those asking in my thread if I bought it, sadly, I didn't. However, I did manage to take a picture of it, and saved it in my photos, so that way I can remember seeing that shirt at that store.
I've been teaching in various countries in Asia for the past 20 years, and these kinds of shirts are abundant. My favorite, which was a popular one the first year I taught in China, just said THE TRUE LIFE, which I found oddly inspiring even though there was no elaboration about what this life entailed. Another one which sticks in my mind I only heard about. It was, I believe, a shirt adorned with kittens and said "I'm the best pussy in the cathouse", worn by a nice middle-aged housewife who had no idea what it meant.
I'm convinced that one of the kids I worked with in Japan (6th grade when I left) had a mother who was fluent in English -- and had a warped sense of humor. Their shirts were so consistently outrageous that I believe it was intentional.
@@ChannelAboutWarriors OK, but Sunningrocks belongs to Riverclan. Two examples I remember: one, a set of periwinkle-blue frilly overalls, ribbons and bows etc, with, right on the front in a curly cursive font, the word "Masculine" two, a sort of sweater-shawl that looked textured from a distance but was actually a single word repeated over and over, "FUCKAROUND"
I live in a non-englsih speaking country, one day I saw this random guy on the street who had "pp" with huge font on the front. I didn't really mind it, then I saw what was written on the back and absolutely lost it 🤣. "You have seen my big pp"
I worked in an apparel store (a european chain store) and we had numerous shirts with "diary" misspelled as "dairy". "Urban dairies" and so on. It made me hate mass produced clothes even more. Like how could the team approve this? Not a single person in the team speaks English and you make clothes with English text on them, so that a merchandiser working in your store can laugh at you, genius.
3:35 that clearly means that two people were trying to control the wind to get the bone to fly and hit the woman's face. it worked so the two people high-fived outside of the hospital the woman went to for bone head
I live in spain, and one of my favourite things to do is see cheaply made clothing at the markets. Examples of some I saw the other day: A dress that said "BITCOIN" with the bitcoin symbol on it, because every woman loves bitcoin A crop top that said "STREET CLOTH" Another crop top that said "Boys wear" but was for girls An unimaginable amount of clothes that simply say "Love" in different fonts and colours A jumper that said "Smile for the live" (they teach spanish kids that "Life" is spelled "Live") White leggings with black text all over them that said several random words (including a couple of misspelled designer brands), plus some complete gibberish.
@@MamaMOB they don’t lie, they just don’t know how to actually spell it because they don’t know the difference between the tenses and forms of the word themselves
@@dazcarrr so... assertiveness? Assertion, maybe? I just thought an assertation was something said with confidence - but, you know, a noun. In any case, my spellchecker is red underlining assertation, so something feels a little off, here. It would be funny if you'd used a malapropism, though, considering the subject of the video. Clearly, I'm no expert 😀
Saw a shirt once with Bart Simpson juggling apples with NEW YORK printed repeatedly in the background. His speech bubble read "Hell there, I am just to get to a shirt books. Me funny me haha". I could only look at it thinking, wtf does any of this mean? Also, feel like we should be praying for the bony woman who farted so badly that her bones broke and she's been hospitalized.
I have been dropping massive clanging hints about this very desired item around my home for months, but to no avail. Guess I'm paying for my own birthday present, then 😞
I'd like to believe it's a real show in another dimension, except instead of mystery/horror it's a cheesy comedy about 80s highschool students and their high jinks!
it kind of is actually! people in asian countries think english letters look cool just like how we think their letters look cool. my sister used to live in tokyo so we visited there a few times, and also beijing, saw a lot of this especially the misspelled brand names. i didn’t get to buy any silly shirts though because i was like 14 the last time we took one of these trips and my parents wouldn’t let me get anything fun :(
In the most respectful way possible, he looks like a sleep deprived Gordon Ramsay Your a super awesome dude though and I love your content 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 it always makes me laugh
I just had this rant about something I’ve never told anyone before, sent it to the wrong person, panicked, then saw you posted. Not a better time Matt, I went from panicking my ass off to crying on the floor of laughter.
I live in Okinawa and the amount of weird “English” stuff I see daily is hilarious. Do any of these people making this stuff not know a single native English speaker to run this stuff by? It’s nuts.
The one time I visited Japan (Asakusa specifically) with my dad in the summer, I saw a man wearing a black shirt which said on the breast pocket area, in fancy white calligraphic font, *FUCK.* Lost my shit when I saw it, my dad loved it too.
I have seen so much random nonsense Engilsh in Japanese products that I think many of the designers literally know zero English. My favourite one was on a Japanese fashion website. A shirt with the text: "Support The Law To Arm Bears" with a picture of a cute cartoon bear.
@@aino-kaisav5504 I want that now! Sounds cute lol Shirts here say all kinds of weird crap and it's hilarious. Also, there's a sign near me that says "The Wind From America for You" it's like a souvenir shop I think. But what...
I have a friend who bought a bootleg Genesis t-shirt in the parking lot at one of their concerts. It listed the band's setlist and everything seemed all right until we we noticed that "Firth of Fifth" was spelled "Firth of Filth"
My favourite "I don't think that's what they meant to say" shirt was a lovely green shirt with a triforce on it reading "Zelda explorer" that I found in a nerd shop in Amsterdam. I'm very sad that I didn't buy it
I used to buy shirts like this from the Engrish merch store and confuse everyone at school. Square is (and always will be) top of cool shape in the world!
My favorite weird shirt I've seen was at the Great Pyramids in Egypt. There was this one "tough guy" kinda dude in a shirt that just said "EVERY SEASON FOR LADIES!" - not technically misspelled but still really funny.
The last t-shirt is a reference to a Comedy Bang Bang bit in which Chief from Carmen Sandiego is discovered to have been separated at birth from her sister Bone Queef, so her name would in fact be Bone Chief. It's kinda contextual and relies entirely on people having listened to that exact episode of the podcast. What serendipity lol
These are hilarious, but I can't get over what's said under GUGGI at 1:47 "Whose woods these are I think I know His house is in the village thoughes He will not see me stopping hereTo watch his woods fill up with snow time My little horse must think it quee.Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening"
I’m fairly certain Matt just chugs coiling water to pronounce these things by spouting out vowels like a cartoon character when he ingests something hot
@@thatplankoverthere6453 I am fookin' Zen, mate. I just literally do not get it - hence the "dumb' self-own 😀 n.b. it may not help that we use kilometres in my country...?
Some of these were clearly place holders that got overlooked, but for the others, I wonder if they were made by people who don't know how to read this alphabet, and treid their best to make things look like words. This also leads me to wonder, wether this is a similar experience to when people write stuff in Kanji, that is completely wrong.
to me some of them felt like a machine trying to read letters in a strange or maybe handwritten font, hence the letters that are visually similar but not the same
Possibly majorly failing OCR scanning? But I think it's people who are trying to re-create English words without knowing English or the English alphabet
Hey, Matt! I had an great idea. How about a video where people fail to describe things to stuff like Google. This will probably fall into obscurity, but I’ll still do it. PS: Your Videos are the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time BTW: This is crossposted from the last video
1:14 the translation was almost accurate. I think the reason why it was translated inaccurately is because 關你屁事, "屁" means feces, but together it means none of your business in a very rude way
Thanks Matt for the shoutout!!!! I’m working on uploading the ham right now :)
YES ITS WILL BILL
I ham always happy to do shoutouts
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@@Matt_Rose I am currently replying to one of the greatest youtube channels
i love will bill
i once saw this tshirt at a thrift store that i guess was supposed to say "suit yourself" but actually read "shit yourself"
of course i bought it
I'd say let's not take that shirt's advice
@@laughsingay it wasn't advice... *it was an order* :)
i need one of those 💀
bro.. the shirt is a savior. follow what it says. Trust me, you won't regret it.
@@phoenix402 It wasn’t an order, it was a threat
Matt’s ability to pronounce unintelligible gibberish is impressive
i wonder how many takes / how long it takes to pronounce some of these words, like some of these must’ve been really hard
I came here to comment exactly that
@The real Ludwig van Beethoven omg huge fan of your work
@The real Ludwig van Beethoven only fans?
My dude has gone beyond Sims Speech.
You have no idea how many times I will be saying "Foopball, America's Spornt" Now
you can get the actual shirt/sweater, i have one myself. its by obviousplant, which purposefully makes bootleg-esque accessories and the like
@@eyechedelia i think i just found my favorite website now thank u
sPORNt
Your pfp made me read this in his voice. (Which I have to imagine would be followed by Aziraphale saying "Please don't.")
@@jordanr.2120 Oh wow your comment is perfect
If aliens ever land on Earth, Matt's ability to pronounce anything would make him our greatest ambassador.
how is this comment not more popular?
@themasterofterriblecgi5498
Exactly!
"No, Mr. Sjhhffghffgfgffdjj, the prime minister simply mispronounced your lovely name by mistake and, dare I say, out of incompetence. I fear you will find this a common trait among our Earth politicians, though we are working on it, as I was just saying to Sir Jjhhhuuuhhuuhhhhhhjjj and Miss Ffhrrrhrhrllkjkii."
um… right, because they CLEARLY never have before. Nope, not a single one of any species. Nope. And the ancient monuments built themselves. Keep believing the government and others in authority, they want what’s best for you and tell you the truth.
but is he a polyglot too then?
I would unironically wear a shirt with "have a good die" on it. Seriously this is priceless!
Cool :D
I, on the other hand, just wear unironed shirts.
@@echognomecal6742 where can I give you a award for this joke?
The Peanus one is my personal favourite. I've just looked it up and yes, it is possible to buy one online with that exact design. Think I'm gonna treat myself...
how to get fired (or promoted? probably not) from your job in palliative care
@@oliverholmes-gunning5372did you?
I, being in a foreign country, see many mis-spellings. One of my favourites was a shirt that read “If Nike can do you, you can do her. Do it.”
So inspirational tbh
Does it mean: "if Nike can get a girl, so can you"
That's just funny
So few people acknowledge Nike as a goddess. Even fewer will reciprocate her advances. This is marvelous!
i will put this on my thombstone.
Reminds me of 'If Internet Explorer can ask you to be the default browser, you can ask her out'. Of course, when IE does it, you always say no...
I don't know why but the "ARE YOU IN THE MOOD FOR CHEESE FOOD?" really got to me. I need that t-shirt in my life.
Ok but are you
In the mood
For cheese food?
Answer carefully
@@Null-value I’m offended that you even have to ask me that.
I’m always in the mood for cheese food.
@@LittleLostMindBlower sammeee i need that tshirt
I genuinly almost died when i first heard "are you in the mood for cheese food" and ponge bob hi Jérusalem
This is definitely the superior shirt.
One of my biggest personal disappointment is never buying a "Never Don't Give Up" T-Shirt in a chinese clothing shop I walked by. I will forever remember it. Took a picture of it, but it's just not the same as experiencing it first hand
Never Gonna Give You Up
just make your own shirt online that says that
Never gonna not give you up
I once had a knock off Hello Kitty picture frame that I bought specifically for the little card inside that goes where the picture should go. It read, "Simulating the true styles and making carefully. Good luck! The super nifty." It's been 20 years and I still remember it perfectly.
Not a chaotically misspelled shirt, but I once found a shirt that said “this beer tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow” at a thrift store.
what the fuck
I think the beer was poisonous if you aren't going to work tomorrow
How about this one: The walking dad. The picture underneath was a dad with a baby stroller
Living the life ay?
That's an awesome shirt
I'm pretty sure "bone woman plus bone wind prayer hospital" actually means "bone woman, ejaculate, and pray she gets pregnant." Hell of a thing to put on a t-shirt.
I thought it was "bone woman, accidentally ejaculate too early, and pray you don't end up in the hospital from her beating you up". classic boomer "i hate my wife" humour
My idea was: If you bone woman and fart while boning, pray you don’t get to the hospital.
Since most women dislike farts, she could try to jump off the D and break it.
wait I thought it was old woman and old fart💀
idk what the hospital is tho tbh
@@yYSilverFoxYy duuuuude this makes so much sense the tshirt is now kinda scary lol
I thought "boned a woman and she farted mid-bone, pray for me, I'm in the hospital"
When I was about 12 my parents let me wear a shirt we'd picked up from a free clothing give away that said "What's your O face?" It was in reference to a brand called O vodka, but with obvious innuendo. My mom was completely oblivious and my dad didn't care enough to stop me from wearing it. Neither me, nor any of my friends knew what it meant, we just thought it was cool to have a shirt with a vodka bottle on it. Now, of course, I'm mortified especially because we live in a small town. There are also plenty of pictures of me wearing it.
Bless your mom 😀
Unbeknownst to you, your parents were convinced to participate in a sting operation to catch the guy driving around town in a van that had "free candy" written on the sign. You & your friends were he safest kids in the country for the time you had that shirt.
You can still save your image by drinking a bottle daily.
haha nooo😭 reminds me of that time my mom loudly asked in front of everyone "have you got your big O yet?" she meant okres, or period in our language
🎶No women no cry no whiskey I die🎶
SKULL EMOJI 💀
matts ability to pronounce random combinations of letters without laughing never fails to amaze me
The way Matt shouted "peanus" made me laugh so much and I hate myself for it
You get one of these: 💀
You get two of these: 💀💀
You get three of these: 💀💀💀
You get four of these: 💀💀💀💀
You get five of these: 💀💀💀💀💀💀
note: the extra one is for the dog
One time I saw a shirt at a store that was poorly misspelled like these shirts shown here. It went along the lines of, “Your smile toasty as yarm as spiver.” That left me in major confusion when I read that.💀
Edit: For those asking in my thread if I bought it, sadly, I didn't. However, I did manage to take a picture of it, and saved it in my photos, so that way I can remember seeing that shirt at that store.
Why? Is your smile toasty not yarm?
Tell me you bought it
@aviora it’s a comment
@aviora what is this kindergarten "TEACHER JIMMY IS WEARING THE SAME SHOES AS ME MAKE HIM STOP"
You should have bought it
I've been teaching in various countries in Asia for the past 20 years, and these kinds of shirts are abundant. My favorite, which was a popular one the first year I taught in China, just said THE TRUE LIFE, which I found oddly inspiring even though there was no elaboration about what this life entailed. Another one which sticks in my mind I only heard about. It was, I believe, a shirt adorned with kittens and said "I'm the best pussy in the cathouse", worn by a nice middle-aged housewife who had no idea what it meant.
I'm convinced that one of the kids I worked with in Japan (6th grade when I left) had a mother who was fluent in English -- and had a warped sense of humor. Their shirts were so consistently outrageous that I believe it was intentional.
@@theKobus you can't just leave us without an example
@@ChannelAboutWarriors OK, but Sunningrocks belongs to Riverclan.
Two examples I remember: one, a set of periwinkle-blue frilly overalls, ribbons and bows etc, with, right on the front in a curly cursive font, the word "Masculine"
two, a sort of sweater-shawl that looked textured from a distance but was actually a single word repeated over and over, "FUCKAROUND"
@@theKobus unexpected reference but thank you
I live in a non-englsih speaking country, one day I saw this random guy on the street who had "pp" with huge font on the front. I didn't really mind it, then I saw what was written on the back and absolutely lost it 🤣.
"You have seen my big pp"
I worked in an apparel store (a european chain store) and we had numerous shirts with "diary" misspelled as "dairy". "Urban dairies" and so on. It made me hate mass produced clothes even more. Like how could the team approve this? Not a single person in the team speaks English and you make clothes with English text on them, so that a merchandiser working in your store can laugh at you, genius.
they make the slaves make them but the shirts make it onto youtube videos which makes people buy them so 🤷🏻♀️?
but agreed, and also a lot of people buy them because even too many native english speakers can’t english
What are urban diaries?
3:35
that clearly means that two people were trying to control the wind to get the bone to fly and hit the woman's face. it worked so the two people high-fived outside of the hospital the woman went to for bone head
Lol
Genius
If you bone in a woman than you pray you don’t have a baby.
I can't stop laughing when seeing this comment lmao
@@realmustangboy6437 i'm glad that i inflicted this on you
There's a shirt that says abortion and tries to change it to "adoption", but instead makes it "adorpion"
"Adorpion" sounds like a pun nickname you'd give to an unusually cute scorpion.
@@feiradragon7915 i was about to say it sounds like a poison/fairy type pokemon
Hmmm where have I heard that before...
this is it. these shirts are gonna be my wardrobe for the next 10 years.
Same
count me in
I live in spain, and one of my favourite things to do is see cheaply made clothing at the markets. Examples of some I saw the other day:
A dress that said "BITCOIN" with the bitcoin symbol on it, because every woman loves bitcoin
A crop top that said "STREET CLOTH"
Another crop top that said "Boys wear" but was for girls
An unimaginable amount of clothes that simply say "Love" in different fonts and colours
A jumper that said "Smile for the live" (they teach spanish kids that "Life" is spelled "Live")
White leggings with black text all over them that said several random words (including a couple of misspelled designer brands), plus some complete gibberish.
Why do they lie to children about how to spell life? That seems stupid.
@@MamaMOB they don’t lie, they just don’t know how to actually spell it because they don’t know the difference between the tenses and forms of the word themselves
That "Don't Have A Box New, Cabo Wabo" one got me laughing *hard*
I recently just visited Japan and came back with a shirt that said, “Good graces feel bouncy” “Feel the ingenuity of fruits”
Is it about boobs...?
When I was there I wish I’d bought the tote bag which said ‘I have cutie curl hair, isn’t it?’
I would love a tshirt that says “feel the ingenuity of fruits” tbh
@@ahobbit1273 same. I do feel the ingenuity of fruits.
My dad brought me back a shirt from Tokyo that says "Please No Failure"
I drink, I get drunk, I fail down,
No problem,
B e r m u d a.
And Matt, I am indeed in the mood for cheese food. Hand it over.
i mean i love hamg, but i would actually rob someone for cheese food.
gimme ur cheese food
that's what people are like in bermuda lol
@@thedragonofyeett No
@@sillysatoru2056 :O
GIVE ME CHEESE FOOD
not only can you pronounce total nonsense, but you say it with such assertation that it's hard to remember that they aren't actually words
with such... assertation?
I'm missing something 231 people (not including Matt) have got, aren't I?
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 basically he says the words so confidently it's as if they aren't balderdash
@@dazcarrr so... assertiveness? Assertion, maybe? I just thought an assertation was something said with confidence - but, you know, a noun. In any case, my spellchecker is red underlining assertation, so something feels a little off, here.
It would be funny if you'd used a malapropism, though, considering the subject of the video. Clearly, I'm no expert 😀
assertion*
But they say it with such assertation, it hard not to takake their wurd for it.
Matt's so good at reading gibberish that I bet if he went and read license plates for a video it would still be very entertaining
3:43 womans bones could be broken by a sudden guest of wind and we hope that when in the lady is at hospital she is okay.
That’s the more likely answer
Saw a shirt once with Bart Simpson juggling apples with NEW YORK printed repeatedly in the background. His speech bubble read "Hell there, I am just to get to a shirt books. Me funny me haha". I could only look at it thinking, wtf does any of this mean?
Also, feel like we should be praying for the bony woman who farted so badly that her bones broke and she's been hospitalized.
I interpreted it that way too!
My brain saw Lynne Thigpen, and immediately went to "The fuck does this have to do with Carmen Sandiego?"
I thought it was Oprah Winfrey 💀
Matt's talent of pronouncing the weirdest lines of letters is pretty remarkable
I love how he can actually pronounce keyboard smashes, that’s some true voice acting talent
can he pronounce abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz though
@@sams_enfp Big Bird can.
ruclips.net/video/HCPsXFZj48M/видео.html
@@sams_enfp if not, Big Bird can. No joke, that's an old Sesame Street song.
"Hi, Jerusalem!" -PongeBob QuarePants
0:23 this phrase has been stuck in my head for the past hour, GET OUT OT MY NEURODIVERGENT LITTLE HEAD MATT
I really do want a "Thinger Strangs" T-shirt.
I have been dropping massive clanging hints about this very desired item around my home for months, but to no avail.
Guess I'm paying for my own birthday present, then 😞
I'd like to believe it's a real show in another dimension, except instead of mystery/horror it's a cheesy comedy about 80s highschool students and their high jinks!
@@YCt37689 for some reason my brain saw "cheesy comedy" and said "stringer cheese"
Maybe that's an actual band's name. They thought they'd be clever and everyone just thinks it's a typo.
This is the equivalent of when people get things 'translated' into Chinese and then have it tattooed, isn't it?
well, except for these t-shirts not being permanently fixed to their bodies 😂
he made a whole video about that a few weeks back actually
it kind of is actually! people in asian countries think english letters look cool just like how we think their letters look cool. my sister used to live in tokyo so we visited there a few times, and also beijing, saw a lot of this especially the misspelled brand names. i didn’t get to buy any silly shirts though because i was like 14 the last time we took one of these trips and my parents wouldn’t let me get anything fun :(
Beep beep lettuce
I would legitimately buy some of these if I saw them in a store
Who wouldn't?
I would 100% buy the No Whiskey I'm Die shirt if I happened upon it.
"Scooby Dog!" is just so funny for some reason. I need that in my life.
2:30 That one is pretty good actually.
In the most respectful way possible, he looks like a sleep deprived Gordon Ramsay
Your a super awesome dude though and I love your content 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 it always makes me laugh
I hate that this is a pretty accurate description of matt.
but he’s OUR sleep deprived gordon ramsay lookalike
r/rareinsults
This is no insult-
It’s accuracy
@@Bfjdbfhjdsbjhc lol, I'm glad you think so 😂
I just had this rant about something I’ve never told anyone before, sent it to the wrong person, panicked, then saw you posted. Not a better time Matt, I went from panicking my ass off to crying on the floor of laughter.
maybe you can be in one of his "accidentally sent this to..." videos haha
I watched one of his videos after messing up too, though I completely forgot what I did. I guess I repressed the memory.
Always look forward to these video's, It's like a Holiday whenever they come out.
Peanus is my favorite. Especially the Chrisas Speial.
Why does this unironically make me want to buy one of these t-shirts
I live in Okinawa and the amount of weird “English” stuff I see daily is hilarious. Do any of these people making this stuff not know a single native English speaker to run this stuff by? It’s nuts.
The one time I visited Japan (Asakusa specifically) with my dad in the summer, I saw a man wearing a black shirt which said on the breast pocket area, in fancy white calligraphic font, *FUCK.* Lost my shit when I saw it, my dad loved it too.
I have seen so much random nonsense Engilsh in Japanese products that I think many of the designers literally know zero English. My favourite one was on a Japanese fashion website. A shirt with the text: "Support The Law To Arm Bears" with a picture of a cute cartoon bear.
@@aino-kaisav5504 I want that now! Sounds cute lol Shirts here say all kinds of weird crap and it's hilarious. Also, there's a sign near me that says "The Wind From America for You" it's like a souvenir shop I think. But what...
@@aino-kaisav5504 with your support we can give this bear a gun
I like to think the designers know exactly what they're doing and enjoy screwing with people who don't know what it means
1:57 leaked first name of elon musk's 9th child
"is thehf fiseg wnida... ok yes you're here today"
Shame… should’ve been named Cabo Wabo
@@TheSleepySev*bermuda*
2:10 ah yes, that ole classic cartoon on menstrual pain in the prehistoric era. Very niche, but it somehow lasted six seasons.
😭😭
0:57 should be an alarm
Lmao I have the same pfp but for discord
1:33
Why did I laugh so hard at
“Don’t have a box new 😌”
2:23
Id actually buy that shirt unironicly
💀
💀
I have a friend who bought a bootleg Genesis t-shirt in the parking lot at one of their concerts. It listed the band's setlist and everything seemed all right until we we noticed that "Firth of Fifth" was spelled "Firth of Filth"
Firth of Filth sounds like a metal Genesis cover band.
This whole story is cause for concern
Turn It On Aegean
My favourite "I don't think that's what they meant to say" shirt was a lovely green shirt with a triforce on it reading "Zelda explorer" that I found in a nerd shop in Amsterdam. I'm very sad that I didn't buy it
the sun is ✨ *s h i n g* ✨
IM CRYING, "beef earless"
I want that "Foopball" shirt. I would wear it to every Hand Egg game I go to.
“Hand Egg” 😂
I used to buy shirts like this from the Engrish merch store and confuse everyone at school. Square is (and always will be) top of cool shape in the world!
I disagree. Hexagons are infinitely superior.
Just wait until you hear about the Stellated Icosahedron
@@BinglesP had to google it. Was not disappointed.
1:57 It’s at times like these that I’m so glad Matt can so flawlessly pronounce keyboard smash gibberish
Either he's so good at reading them or he's German.
2:23 I'd unironically buy that just to watch people start to tell me I'm sexist before thinking about it.
This should very much become an internet classic. This is what youtube was made for, even if they don't know it.
I rarely laugh as hard as I do when I watch your videos, your narration is the best and thats really what makes it so funny
Another banger as usual Matt! Video suggestion: those weird targeted shirts with oddly specific phrases in Facebook ads
I really want the the "try some kindness, asshole" shirt
The sun is SHING really got me. 😂
My favorite weird shirt I've seen was at the Great Pyramids in Egypt. There was this one "tough guy" kinda dude in a shirt that just said "EVERY SEASON FOR LADIES!" - not technically misspelled but still really funny.
Why does this remind me of Kumail Nanjiani's "Every shade of your Mom's lipstick" comeback on Kimmel's Mean Tweets?
3:30 I was boning a woman when she farted on me so hard that it sent me to the hospital, pray for my recovery.
That's probably it
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The last t-shirt is a reference to a Comedy Bang Bang bit in which Chief from Carmen Sandiego is discovered to have been separated at birth from her sister Bone Queef, so her name would in fact be Bone Chief. It's kinda contextual and relies entirely on people having listened to that exact episode of the podcast. What serendipity lol
he goes so fast i can't catch half of them
slow the vid down or pause.
2:23
Made me laugh and I don't know why
Maybe its the "I'm" at the end with the skull
These are hilarious, but I can't get over what's said under GUGGI at 1:47
"Whose woods these are I think I know His house is in the village thoughes
He will not see me stopping hereTo watch his woods fill up with snow time
My little horse must think it quee.Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening"
Q U E E
I’m fairly certain Matt just chugs coiling water to pronounce these things by spouting out vowels like a cartoon character when he ingests something hot
Coiling water
@@somerandomcube it's a hunting technique to springboard towards unsuspecting prey.
@@YataTheFifteenth this comment section is the funniest ever
@@somerandomcube Woiling cater
“My name is charle brown” sounds like a twitter shitpost
I hope you know, Matt, that your way of pronouncing misspellings is 80% of the reason I subscribed. I can't get enough.
2:23
The best poem. Needs an award
Anyone else think that Matt would be a really good sims character?
Shooba doobie!
I think I speak for everyone when I say that we need a video of all the bad takes of the absolute gibberish Matt turns into English.
That would be rather glorious lol
Yes, yes you do.
Fax
it would be the shortest video in the world tho
(the joke is that he does them perfectly everytime)
You should do a video on custom car license plates! Yesterday i saw a misspelled one and it was painful
Thats a good idea,
I once saw one that said ‘70mph’
@@thatplankoverthere6453 Please forgive my dumb, but this is funny because... ?
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 I don’t know, just the first one I thought of, calm yourself
@@thatplankoverthere6453 I am fookin' Zen, mate. I just literally do not get it - hence the "dumb' self-own 😀
n.b. it may not help that we use kilometres in my country...?
Id wear all of these and make ppl think they're going blind
The way it goes from relatively calm to “PEANUS” so quickly always gets me
This video reminds me of a christmas gift I got from my nan one year. It was a pink T-Shirt with a lion on it that said "bite like a wolf"
one time my mom’s friend ordered a bracelet that was supposed to say “proof” and it came and said “froop”
I need photographic froop of this or it didn't happen
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 it’s on Twitter somewhere, I have it saved to my phone so I know it exists
@@yoongiverse. Curses!
I can't argue with froop like that 😞
this video made me laugh so hard my mom came into my room because she thought i was crying
thank you
I would pay millions for Matt to do a voiceover of the Stanley parable as the narrator. I think that would be the funniest thing ever.
0:24 Love his delivery here 😂😂😂😂
1:20
we not gonna talk about how creepy this bunny is?
At first, I thought this character was Stitch. Then, I realized it was a creepy bunny.
It looks like if you mix the character from Max and Ruby
And blue's clues in a very creepy way
he looks like someone who belieues in gon euen when gon’ue ceased to belieue in gonrseif
He looks like bon from Walten files
looks like the newjeans bunny on steroids
2:22 Okay, but the song is for some reason actually good...
💀
Some of these were clearly place holders that got overlooked, but for the others, I wonder if they were made by people who don't know how to read this alphabet, and treid their best to make things look like words.
This also leads me to wonder, wether this is a similar experience to when people write stuff in Kanji, that is completely wrong.
to me some of them felt like a machine trying to read letters in a strange or maybe handwritten font, hence the letters that are visually similar but not the same
Possibly majorly failing OCR scanning? But I think it's people who are trying to re-create English words without knowing English or the English alphabet
I agree with this thread. Once saw a bag with "Switierlancl" instead of "Switzerland" on it.
this video cheered me up a bit after hearing about my grandma's death, thank you sm, I feel better now :)
Even Cheerful Cherry cheers you up too!
I consulted my mother, and she believes that last shirt is a dirty joke.
I was literally on the verge of a breakdown when I started watching and now I’m laughing my ass off. Top quality content
what matt is your name referring to?
Matt Engarde, perhaps? Matt Gibson? Matpat?
Hey, Matt!
I had an great idea. How about a video where people fail to describe things to stuff like Google. This will probably fall into obscurity, but I’ll still do it.
PS: Your Videos are the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time
BTW: This is crossposted from the last video
I belive in u become the secound highest comment
I would to see the bloopers of Matt’s videos cause there’s no way he didn’t burst out laughing when recording these for the first time lmao
This is just what words sound like when my auditory processing issues are acting up more than usual
1:25 its giving Sims 4
im a simple man i see matt rose notification i click
Very true
Ofc ofc
proud to be the 30th like lol
Same here
@@amy_cho lmao
Matt looks like a middle school kid who wears a hood all the time, and upon walking into the classroom says “hood morning”. No disrespect Matt
i’m gonna do this at school tomorrow. thanks for the idea
I saw so many ridiculous shirts like that in Jordan. One said “me sweet pretty gikl!” and another said “coffee is my love longue. This thls thins”
1:14 the translation was almost accurate. I think the reason why it was translated inaccurately is because 關你屁事, "屁" means feces, but together it means none of your business in a very rude way
or because the "i" key is right next to the "u" key
My sister accidentally bought trousers that say go through what you through
0:47 would love to own this shirt