Saltzpyre's Screaming Bell Pumpkin Briefing

[@OhMercyMe]

I for one love the idea that Saltzpyre has never and will never quite understand what the fuck is happening

[@PedroRodrigues-je6xp]

"aren't you suppose to be the leader of this lot"
Slatzpyre: well yes, didn't you hear my most motivational speech?

[@Rincewindl]

Saltzpyre understands the core of what is happening. There are rats and beastmen and chaos to kill. He is killing them. What's not to get?

[@PedroRodrigues-je6xp]

@@Rincewindl yea hahah he's like the guy at work who's not very interested but still does an amazing job

[@elkpants1280]

@@Rincewindl Based rincewind where is twoflower

[@Scatmanseth]

“All these people on and on about the end times? Man I just wanna grill heretics!” - Witch Boomer Captain Saltzpyre

[@introlurker3310]

I always win a pumpkin.

[@swaghettimemeballs4420]

You lucky bleeder.
But don't eat it all at once, because...

[@monday7352]

*Saltz at the end of the mission* : I thought Lohner said there would be pumpkins!

[@iron_side5674]

Oh no, not another bloody Bell!

[@IamaPERSON]

You win a pumpkin, you lucky bleeder.

[@alxsblv6164]

This man has obsession with pumpkins. It aint healty, you know.

[@nucleenix7762]

make no mistake, pumpkins can be lethal when flung with enough force

[@neones375]

Remember - switching to your pumpkin is always faster than reloading

[@suthernhillbilly]

We need a enemy pumpkin skin mod so then it becomes a reality

[@RyuHaya]

Brilliant