Payday 2 Training Video
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- please people, the script is from a spongebob episode called krusty krab training video I didn't steal from your sweet uncle dane please stop yelling at me.
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Okay it saddens me to have to re-pin a comment on a video after having it being uploaded for quite sometime but with the amount of comments calling me a thief is getting ridiculous.
For those who are perhaps too young to know THIS SCRIPT IS FROM AN EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS CALLED "KRUSTY KRAB TRAINING VIDEO" MULTIPLE RUclipsRS HAVE USED THIS EPISODE IN VIDEO GAMES TO USE AS JOKES AND ITS AMAZING HOW MANY COMMENTS I GET SAYING THAT I COPIED UNCLE DANE ON SOME TF2 VIDEO WHEN THIS IS JOKES FROM A CARTOON EPISODE THAT AIRED ON MAY 10TH 2002.
PLEASE DONT CALL SOMEONE A THIEF WHEN THERE ARE TONS OF VIDEOS WITH THIS EXACT SAME SCRIPT WITH OTHER GAMES.
Given i love how stupid some people can be i already picked up that this was a parody of the episode :D
Given XD
Given q
Given young kids who don't have money play tf2 and watch the youtubers and all they do is play, so they are "uncultured", and when they got pd2 for free, they also watch vids and talk shit to people about things they don't know about
ye i love when under infamy people start talkin to me that i should bring armor and not silenced weapons
but they dont know what dodge is so they just kick me ah i love f2p payday players xD
"But mostly just Dallas"
" *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* "
Ayy Yui
Yui is best anime character.
Weeaboo Trash sallaD
+Weeaboo Trash you are Weeaboo trash
k
The ending should have been
"Lost connection to host."
"Are ya ready player? No seriously ready up pls"
ALSO DEAR NEW PAYDAY 2 PLAYERS (and new)! don't fuckinh kick someone who has low concealment in a loud fucking heist, it's not always a "stealth loadout" for example a "dodge build" often requires low concealment and light-weight bullet proof vest... know your shit please, thank you.
I don't kick dodgers, I kick louds on a stealth heist.
Disrespectful Madman atleast you kick rightfully.
im xii-65 and i get kicked for just having xii as a rank lol
i join a random heist. i ask if they are stealthing. they say yes. i disconnect. this is what people should do
OMG this one is BIG I lost the count of how many new players tell me "dude, why u have 9 concealment wtf you noob trash" when im infomy 25 and have a dodge build.
yes what is it with these new players that think they know the game? its like they think high concealment means youre "better". well let me tell you something. for beginners armor and high concealment is good but once you start playing mayhem or above its almost impossible without a dodge loadout
I. Fucking. Love. Given.
"Sounds like a lotta-"
*w a n k a*
"um..."
"Sounds like a lotta-"
*w a n k a*
"..."
"SOUNDS LIKE A LOTTA-"
*w a n k a*
"..."
*w a n k a*
*thunk*
Bain:
*H O X T O N N E E D S H E L P*
baz *AAAAAAAA*
Yeah totally people didn't catch that part, thank you so much for quoting.
baz I fucking died on that part
baz I was laugh at that bro
baz I
>Buys Payday 2
>Payday 2 Becomes Free
RIP, My wallet is sobbing
you can refund it
RoboHobo you can refund if you didn't plau it over 2 hours
yes
Who buys a game and doesn't play it for at least 2 hours after downloading it? That is, if it's a good game.
at least you werent free to play heheheheh
Season 3 Episode 20 of Spongebob If y'all need some help finding it
Given oh thank god you are the savior
Given you're my favorite pd2 youtuber now
its Houston, not Hoxton. Hoxton is free DLC.
why do you let random people join your stealth missions? just make a private heist. public stealthing is probably the worst thing in payday 2
Except it's not Hoxton, it's Huston.
The payday 2 secret is: Don't act dumb
donacdum
Mace dOnt aCt dUmB
DALLAS WHATEVA YA DO,DONACDUM
*HOXTON NEEDS HELP*
Everyone knows the Payday 2 secret is HYOG; host your own game.
and DMGP: Don't Make Game Public
And always: Donacdum
*cough* desync beta *cough*
let it happen baby
Oh yeah it is HOST YOUR OWN FUCKING GAME
Failed to tell me to download all dlc
you cant anymore there making a payday 2 deluxe edition or whatever its called it comes with all dlc except you the community shit the the stuff you get from hotline Miami 2 deluxe edition
I know just referencing a payday meme
RoboHobo rip english
Payday
Operates
On
Purchases
I love the video ....also amazing editing!
M0rtifer I like you too
Me too
This is 100% my favorite video you've ever made
Rikunihon Hes a joke thief, watch Uncel Danes "Dealing with Spies 101"
Lizzard STFU IT'S FROM A SPONGEBOB EPISODE YOU PREPUBESCENT KID
I bought it 3 days before it became free, giving me a costly lesson in patience
Being too cheap to buy a game for about half a decade pays off
Free to plays can go to hell in ANY game
"The Payday 2 secret is-"
Revenant Subtree... and Hoxton Breakout. Always Hoxton Breakout
its 2 sentries and cook off ye dummy!
I turned off hentaihaven for this, better be worth my time.
You done fucked up.
Well you dun fucked up.
should have kept it on
did you get the t shirts
Kobayashi is not a slut in glasses
Also thank you for 8k subs babes. Y'all are the best
Given... i am new here but i watched a couple of your videos and they were great keep the good work mate
13k
I'm a new to payday 2 and I came here for help.
I came to the right place.
Most people are probably too young to know what the video is referencing
omg i got Hearted
Bought the game a few weeks before it became free
rip
I think steam gives out refunds if you bought it before a big sale. (At least that's what I've heard)
I bought the game 2 hours before it was free
bought the game 4 years before it become free.
u can still return it if u havent put over 2 hours. If u have, get Paydayed.
This influx of new players is great, I love being kicked for asking why someone else was kicked
Ah, the secret to Payday 2 is making sure your voice cracks before the heist begins?
Secert: Requires Payday 2: UE
is this video loud or stealth?
Depends.
Headphones - Stealth
No headphones - Loud
its point of no return in 0:01
10m
0:00
1m
shadow raid failed
I can feel the pain you brought up about fucking stealth players
The payday 2 secret is donacdum
i was expecting that to end with "donac dumb"
i got the game for free and instantly joined a public heist.
ended up failing cuz a level 60 guy kept getting killed
a real honest game trailer
Instructions unclear, can't download DLC. I must make a thread about it on forums and be ignorant
The end made me laugh so hard, I just subbed
Lol the captions for the "moment you've been waiting for part" is just the word saw over and over again.
stealth?
ITS FUCKING HOXTON BREAKOUT DAY 2!!!!
NO ITS MALLCRASHER
Payday
Out
Our
Payment
In
poopi sounds funni, ok? and dont forget the billions in your offshore!
My favorite is when a lvl 35 tries to tell me we are stealing aftershock. Instead of listening to the guy with 400 hours it took two tries at the heist to convince him otherwise.
Hydrogen chloride. Sike! That's the wrong ingredient!
Playing as: Chains, Hoxton, Wolf, and Dallas.
But mostly, just Dallas.
Dallas: "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
I had someone say to me "next time specify whether it's loud or stealth"... It was Hoxton Breakout on Deathwish.
that abbriviation shouldve been HYOG aka Host Your Own Game
The payday 2 secret is... amcar death sentence
This should be mandatory before playing.
and then there is the Level 3 players with only an AMCAR and a PISTOL saying "Do one dwm stelt plz"
"...playing as Chains, Hoxton..."
Houston: sad noises
Pure art.
i don't know what is the saddest.. the fact that i recognized the Spongebob intro or that i'm XXV - 100 and still watch these kind of videos?
The ending is what happens when you don’t make more space in your hard drive during a recording
"THE PAYDAY 2 SECRET IS..." some complicated shit involving some ancient boxes, the white house, mayan gold and a zombie virus. rly.
OMG SO MANY MEMORIES XD this is like an exact replica of spongebob but with payday
Man, I remember my friend showing me this when this came out. Loved it. I wanted to watch it again and couldn't so I had to search up the name of that one SpongeBob episode
payday 2 these days:
some heist on overkill: enter
2 lvl 30 players downed and 1 lvl 53 keeps alive with 10% of health.
THE PAYDAY 2 SECRET IS... [Payday 2] Really Dumb Melee Weapons
Hoxton needs help!
Hoxton needs help!
Spikanor u need help?
Hoxton needs help!
Hoxton needs help!
Chains is in a pickle!
From the whole community, THANKY YOU
I don't think you understand how happy this made me
he would've told us at the end, but he was killed by a cloaker. (btw, its dlc... the mountain of dlc)
Perfectly captures paydays full essences.
the secret of payday 2 and beating everything on one down is swansong aced with the commando rocket launcher. at least thats how i got through every heist on one down
The Payday 2 Secret is to Host Your Own Game
The Payday 2 secret is the breakfast baconator don’t ask me that’s what the perfectly timed ad said
*calls Houston "Hoxton"*
TRIGGERED
this is going straight into my favorites playlist
But the best thing about 39h Infamy XXV players is, that when they join hoxton breakout and see that you have a two-piece on in the lobby. They ask if it's stealth and after you say "kind of" they get mad at you after they go down and into custody, because they ran into 2 bulldozers in the middle of 50 cops.
Helumiberg use Dodge and grinder to survive
That's what I mostly used, but now I use anarchist and suit or LWB
The most meme-tasticly PERFECT PD2 video on youtube
the payday 2 secret is :
THE THERMAL DRILL
I sent this to a friend, thinking it was an actual guide. He's dead now.
i once entered a match and found the team spent an hour on hotline Miami map because they were not listening to the guy talking and telling them what to do...took to 2 mins to find out why and left, if you are new please listen to the guy he tells you what to use in cooking and how to find stuff
Four whole damned years.
"And the secret is ..."
You have Payday 2 and I don't :(
Mendes Plays It fucking free.
the secret is
[Payday 2] Really Dumb Melee Weapons
I got a ad at the end that said GO OUTSIDE SO BEAUTIFUL
Dodge builds are painful to use. Level 30s see my 4 concealment on meltdown and go “hmm yes, stelf” and get downed instantly
The secret to payday 2 is
NEVER PLAYPUBLICSTEALTH
1:52 that one level 1 guy when he tries to stealth
4:14. I don't blame him for being annoyed when people ask if it's stealth. but for some people they do it anny way because they dident either see the stealth sign or the host dident chose how to do the highst in the lobby.
Basically the same episode but cut down in half.
Its easy to not suck when you let friends who play the game carry you all the way up to level 50 then you start carrying yourself.
*Payday 2 Releases*
Overkill: We will never add microtransactions
*Armored Transport DLC comes out*
Players are like what the fuck is that overkill?
*Overkill keeps adding new dlcs, than the black market*
Players: WTF, overkill?
*Overkill makes black market for free, but adds more dlcs*
Players: It's time to stop!
*THE END.*
Fuck I enjoyed the video pretty much!
And an important point which IS the payday 2 secret has been said - rephrasing it as because of its learning curve, payday 2 will be much easier to appreciate once you learn how to do everything in this game properly
the amount of rank 30's in pub mayhem is too damn high
I just realized this was the spongebob episode omg.
Ends exactly like that spongebob episode
This video is perfect for a Payday 2 intro mod.
i uh
played pdth
so uh
i think i'm
educated
enough
i was uh, wrong, but
uhh, i'm still uhh
doing good
The PAYDAY 2 secret is....*WULULULULU* "I've got your DLC RIGHT HERE!"
Overkill wasnt that greedy, black market dlc was wanted by the publisher who was 501
This is by far, the most beautiful video of payday 2 I never seen
THE PAYDAY 2 SECRET IS
dlc weapons
"the secret of payday 2 is...!" and other videos appear
the hidden message here is that you have to see other videos to find the secret, so if you do some weird paranoia thing you can tell that the actual secret of payday 2 is... BAIN IS SIMON VIKLUND!
>watches video
>realizes that you've been playing for 2 and a half years
> realize it was on ps3
Given, you are officialy weird. I like it !!!
Top 10 Payday videos of all time right here.
The payday secret is to buy the ultimate edition
The secret is... put the game away and play something that won’t make your blood boil as soon as you play with random people
This is possible the best Payday 2 video ever....
No joke.
I am serious as hell
Whenever it says training video it CAN NOT be taken seriously (just look at delta airlines)
The Saddest part about this is,i payed my own money for that game,now i am fucked
all i could hear in my head was the guys singing
WHAT
THE
FUUUUUCK
i love it!
ME:*Hears music* KRUSTY KRAB TRAINING VIDEO