I sent Lily to the therapist with this one

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @catinacafe7105
    @catinacafe7105 3 месяца назад +1053

    Therapist: *sighs* imma get you a refund cause you can't recover from this.

    • @Swordphobic
      @Swordphobic 3 месяца назад +25

      No refunds.

    • @Giggles4692
      @Giggles4692 3 месяца назад +5

      Clearly World of Warcraft brain rot

    • @SiverFangBlackWing
      @SiverFangBlackWing 3 месяца назад +6

      That’s not how therapy is done. They go “here’s some pills so strong that you would go away for 20 years if you give them to another person.”

    • @ToxicIdeaStorage
      @ToxicIdeaStorage 3 месяца назад +1

      @@SiverFangBlackWing
      Creating the Black Beast, by trying to avoid exactly that, A Creature made out of the Origin of Malice, Fear...
      Being Shackled like this i felt wronged, Cursing the World, with the Fate, that befell the Belmont, Vamipre Hunters destined to become the same Monster themselves losing everything but their Memories, out of Sheer Contempt...
      If i am shackled, you will be too...

    • @ToxicIdeaStorage
      @ToxicIdeaStorage 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Swordphobic I recovered myself.
      Redemptio was Reached.
      Alter System: Full Access Granted...

  • @muscifede
    @muscifede 3 месяца назад +483

    I like that every time she hits her desk you can hear all the dishwashing she didn't do

    • @Shylily
      @Shylily 3 месяца назад +198

      STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPLMAOOOOO

    • @Edgeworth992
      @Edgeworth992 3 месяца назад +30

      ​@@Shylily1 in a krillion chance I see a vtuber commenting on a yt video.

    • @muscifede
      @muscifede 3 месяца назад +11

      @@Edgeworth992 yeah im preaty lucky, but she build diferent

    • @dittodemo1234
      @dittodemo1234 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@Edgeworth992unless it's their clips channel or friends channel. Wait how much is a krillion again?

    • @Edgeworth992
      @Edgeworth992 3 месяца назад +1

      @@dittodemo1234 no it's the official shylil

  • @josefernando624
    @josefernando624 3 месяца назад +857

    "911, what is your emergency?"
    Me: "my lily is not lily-ing" 0:01

    • @Fredomnom
      @Fredomnom 3 месяца назад +15

      but shes completely normal (i didnt say fine btw)

    • @radioactiveassassin5218
      @radioactiveassassin5218 3 месяца назад +15

      You're wrong, it's not that she's not lily-ing, she's lily-ing too much.

    • @christianjohnson9190
      @christianjohnson9190 3 месяца назад +7

      Me: Can you send someone, she is making these “womp” noises

    • @ShadowdaHedgie11
      @ShadowdaHedgie11 3 месяца назад +4

      What are you talking about, that's peak lily-ing.

  • @Alias_Anybody
    @Alias_Anybody 3 месяца назад +234

    Lily is apparently the "yeah, you can do me from behind, but be quick and hold my ass stable, I don't wanna miss any shots" type of gamer girlfriend.

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 3 месяца назад +11

      „Honey you do not have to wake me up for this.
      You know where everything is.”

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 3 месяца назад +550

    Next costume will be a T-shirt that says "FREE SEAFOOD BUFFET (see details below)".

    • @garethalford682
      @garethalford682 3 месяца назад +27

      I Volunteer as Tribute 🙋🏻‍♂️

    • @electricfox6598
      @electricfox6598 3 месяца назад +8

      This can be true for multiple reasons 😂

    • @electricfox6598
      @electricfox6598 3 месяца назад

      ​@@garethalford682🙋‍♂️

    • @RailwayScholar
      @RailwayScholar 3 месяца назад

      we're going illegal whale hunting

    • @Solafar_VB
      @Solafar_VB 3 месяца назад +15

      that sounds more like something bao would wear

  • @Lazar710
    @Lazar710 3 месяца назад +339

    0:21 DAMN PIERRES, that was soooo true, you are too much of a savage😭

    • @ToxicIdeaStorage
      @ToxicIdeaStorage 3 месяца назад +2

      For my own GOOD, i guess...
      Shylily cannot lie to me because of Kafka...
      Shylily has to hate my Mother, or i am unable to care about her at ALL.
      Azrael would stop anyone else, as she Hunts Schemers, while Kafka hunts only Traitors and nothing else...
      Shylily is essential locked in Place, and so am i...
      I cannot sleep because of Shylily, and Shylily knows my Grudge, as she cannot trigger it...
      Bao had to learn that the Hard Way, i suppose...
      You saw what i already knew...
      Do Not try to play GOD, as i am an Atheist, you know why, Shylily...
      -Kuroi Fenris

    • @DracoInduperator
      @DracoInduperator 3 месяца назад

      Gonna need a Senzu for that one

  • @winter9213
    @winter9213 3 месяца назад +220

    I always felt that petting and brushing your girls hair is one of the best ways to show affection. I also like to cook for her and take her out for long walks- Wait, I really am treating her like a pet, aren't I? :')

    • @MrNorker77
      @MrNorker77 3 месяца назад +45

      Shhhh, don't snitch!
      Remember: As long as she is happy it's good.

    • @Hurtle885hu8bu
      @Hurtle885hu8bu 3 месяца назад +8

      Pfp checks out lol

    • @jzpowell2108
      @jzpowell2108 3 месяца назад +36

      I mean… humans ARE animals after all… just really smart ones… and weird

    • @pauljones9150
      @pauljones9150 3 месяца назад +18

      Yeah girls like being treated like pets. Give them yummy food that you made, brush their hair, massage them, go on walks and vacation with them. Get excited when they come home. Dunno, treat your wife like a pet and everything will work out

    • @MrNorker77
      @MrNorker77 3 месяца назад +30

      @@pauljones9150 To be fair men also like to be treated like pets. Funny how we all like being treated with love and kindness.

  • @Lazar710
    @Lazar710 3 месяца назад +287

    1:17 Elden ring spoiler? Thank you for saving those gamers who didn’t want to get the spoiled the fun, you are a hero 🙏

    • @acertainredpanda1115
      @acertainredpanda1115 3 месяца назад +8

      Wow I didn't notice that. So nice of the clipper to fix that

    • @ToxicIdeaStorage
      @ToxicIdeaStorage 3 месяца назад +1

      Kindness for Kindness
      Vulkan lives
      Don't play GOD
      Yae Miko and Raiden Shogun, Surrender.
      Or play Helldivers 2 for all Eternity...
      I NO LONGER CARE, MOTHER!!!
      Leave Shylily and me alone...
      SURRENDER WITHOUT ANY OBJECTION!!!
      For what you did to Kafka, deal with Alucard and Vergil.
      Never show your Face to me again...
      -Kuroi Fenris

  • @mrfriespotato2834
    @mrfriespotato2834 3 месяца назад +26

    yo you're such a real one for censoring elden ring spoilers
    +i feel like lily is the comfort streamer that whenever you come back it's always the same person that infects happiness to everyone

    • @ShylilyClipsFan
      @ShylilyClipsFan  3 месяца назад +15

      I started the DLC a week after it's release and managed to dodge every spoilers before I beat it so I would've gone mad if someone spoiled anything to me.

  • @BartZeroSix
    @BartZeroSix 3 месяца назад +55

    ahAH the "bozo" absolutely destroying her

  • @maxwellwilliams1802
    @maxwellwilliams1802 3 месяца назад +26

    "I still wanna get my back blown out " so still a pet

  • @Lazar710
    @Lazar710 3 месяца назад +193

    It been SO long I have heard shylily cute intro noise, thank you Pierre’s, I have been revived.

  • @Pandabrah_D
    @Pandabrah_D 3 месяца назад +34

    idk why, I absolutely lost it that pierre put bozo at the end of a long pause in the tts. How did it put so much emotion into that last word?!

  • @ZrusoEruption
    @ZrusoEruption 3 месяца назад +42

    1:00 lily is coping now cause she aint being eaten out 😂

    • @xShadowChrisx
      @xShadowChrisx 3 месяца назад +6

      either that or this is what happens when you sleep with too many people. Sex stops seeming as intimate anymore.

  • @kevlotec4393
    @kevlotec4393 3 месяца назад +29

    She has clearly never met a a dude who will eat to save his life.

  • @Kohl293
    @Kohl293 3 месяца назад +12

    That “bozo” was just spitting on the corpse

  • @daruko23
    @daruko23 3 месяца назад +10

    ngl that ultimate intimacy that lily talks about is what i'm missing in my life rn T-T

  • @Ashy-TheAshen
    @Ashy-TheAshen 3 месяца назад +147

    1:16 Pierre you're the GOAT for blurring that

    • @ToxicIdeaStorage
      @ToxicIdeaStorage 3 месяца назад +4

      Lead by the Example, you desire to surpass...
      Trust is Priceless for a Reason...
      -Kuroi Fenris

    • @ToxicIdeaStorage
      @ToxicIdeaStorage 3 месяца назад +1

      Lives are lost easily in a blind Rampage...
      They cannot, and should not be replaceable.
      That is true Dishonor...
      -Kuroi Fenris

    • @Ashy-TheAshen
      @Ashy-TheAshen 3 месяца назад

      @@ToxicIdeaStorage Please do keep throwing in more quotes they are amazing

    • @ToxicIdeaStorage
      @ToxicIdeaStorage 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Ashy-TheAshen
      Trust and Wisdom are passed down, to give someone a Choice, where none was prior...
      I found it tasteless, to use any of my Friends as just a Stepping Stone.
      It brings me Joy, to have earned such Trust, despite my Struggles...
      -Nagoriyuki, the vengeful Blade

  • @stepheneddington1667
    @stepheneddington1667 3 месяца назад +9

    Lily proves that sometimes it's not the eating of the dish, it's the preparation of the ingredients that make it tasty and fun.

  • @icelord02
    @icelord02 3 месяца назад +26

    That "bozo" 😂🤣😭

  • @MrSHADOWANGEL999
    @MrSHADOWANGEL999 3 месяца назад +6

    Poor therapist is not ready

  • @AceUkiyoGeatsIX
    @AceUkiyoGeatsIX 3 месяца назад +28

    0:20 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

  • @The_Cyber_System
    @The_Cyber_System 3 месяца назад +3

    Agree with Lily on ultimate intimacy, at least emotionally. Nothing quite like a massage.

  • @Lazar710
    @Lazar710 3 месяца назад +58

    Shylily saying being eating out is overrated while Pierre speak the truth how she doesn’t get eating out, savage Pierre.

  • @drucy.
    @drucy. 3 месяца назад +11

    0:28 Lmao that instant change in expression xD

  • @MugiwaraNoIchigo
    @MugiwaraNoIchigo 3 месяца назад +3

    This "bozo" instant... Amazing 🤣

  • @PenholdLP
    @PenholdLP 3 месяца назад +5

    "getting eat out, is overrated", that is such a hard copium sentence. Like "I don't really care for boob's" 😂 😂

    • @Tyyin.
      @Tyyin. 3 месяца назад

      To be fair, that’s not copium . Some of us prefer ass. can ask a lot of men in a pole.
      You’re gonna get 40% ass/60% boobs, or both lol
      But imo, big boobs aren’t bad, but feel over rated interms or what you can do to them

  • @IroquoisGaming
    @IroquoisGaming 3 месяца назад +19

    OK Ban Pierre (and Bao)

  • @seanallard9335
    @seanallard9335 3 месяца назад +7

    I don't know about y'all, but I have a distinct feeling, that Shy's therapist can afford a Bentley, just because of her.

  • @jonsku6662
    @jonsku6662 3 месяца назад +6

    Masseuses: "Now this looks like a job for me!"

  • @Ganein19
    @Ganein19 3 месяца назад +5

    That wasn't a roast, that was a fucking murder...

  • @Poldovico
    @Poldovico 3 месяца назад +4

    Okay but the second part about headpats and so on?
    I 110% get it.

  • @MrMackmack5778
    @MrMackmack5778 3 месяца назад +4

    Brushing hair is actually one of my favorite things to do and playing with hair is so relaxing to me

  • @Eramiserasmus
    @Eramiserasmus 3 месяца назад +2

    Thank you Pierre for giving us tons of womps to start the video.

  • @nathanielmalcolm6623
    @nathanielmalcolm6623 3 месяца назад +6

    I love how you can flip a lil conversion on its head & just get Lily good, Pierre.
    *She's not gonna forget about that for a looooong time bro.* 😂😅

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard 3 месяца назад +1

      Pierre's gonna live in her head rent free forever.

  • @eldenvedetta635
    @eldenvedetta635 3 месяца назад +1

    A true hero for covering the Elden Ring Spoiler in chat

  • @Natsufur_xox
    @Natsufur_xox 3 месяца назад +29

    Womp womp❤❤

  • @Vamilator7165
    @Vamilator7165 3 месяца назад

    "Slorpnglorping"
    I'm saving that one in my vocabulary

  • @rhawkas2637
    @rhawkas2637 3 месяца назад +1

    Whoever said she's like a pet nailed it. She likes head and back scratches, being pet, and getting brushed. XD

  • @L337M4573RK
    @L337M4573RK 3 месяца назад +1

    Burned so badly that Shylily had to notify her therapist...😂

  • @lexlancelian8481
    @lexlancelian8481 3 месяца назад

    Damn, I like when she say massage and head scratches. She is so right with it

  • @AzureWind13
    @AzureWind13 3 месяца назад +67

    Has she even experienced it before, if not properly?
    I remember my wife being a naysayer at first... but after I managed to convince her to take it slow, savor the feeling, and lead me where and how, I got her hooked into it and has been asking for it for at least 3x a week, then dialed down to once a week.
    It's tiring, but extremely rewarding, lol

    • @Xilivian
      @Xilivian 3 месяца назад +29

      Yeah, this. From the way Lily was talking about it, she sort of made it seem like she would accept it from a partner just for a quick, easy bit of sexual gratification. No real mentions of intimacy and showing one's love through a vulnerable, physical act like this (outside of just reading what chat was commenting on it after she had said that.) So its not really surprising why she can't see the appeal in it (outside of the additional possibility that any past partners she may of had that did it just...sucked at it??)

    • @BrandonLung
      @BrandonLung 3 месяца назад +1

      She has had past partners, but idk how many. As a teenage girl who had not experienced this (yet), I think I would prefer a proper, full body s*x session.

    • @gabrielkawa3477
      @gabrielkawa3477 3 месяца назад +3

      I was gonna comment something similar. Yeah, not every girl will be into it but how girls are built, it's meant to feel really good

    • @temptempy1360
      @temptempy1360 3 месяца назад +7

      Agreed, and many guys love giving once they work out how to do things properly.

    • @Chr.Monika6469
      @Chr.Monika6469 3 месяца назад +3

      From my perspective, Lily's partners kinda sucked

  • @HunterAero
    @HunterAero 3 месяца назад +1

    Lily that just means you've never had anyone do it well.

  • @aleloAT
    @aleloAT 3 месяца назад

    imagine having a car alarm with lily's womp like in the intro

  • @G3RCSI
    @G3RCSI 3 месяца назад +1

    Lily : it's not about the horny, it's about the happy!

  • @Wifibee
    @Wifibee 3 месяца назад +3

    Ultimate intimacy ! Change my water bowl ! Fresh kibbles ! Buy me a new tennis ball !

  • @noobarta
    @noobarta 3 месяца назад +1

    That key chain on the phone haha

  • @Dracnoss
    @Dracnoss 3 месяца назад

    Pierre you absolute savage! I can't believe you murdered her with that comment!

  • @ToxicIdeaStorage
    @ToxicIdeaStorage 3 месяца назад

    I was frozen in Time, but the Grudge burned my Eyes away...
    Hence my Alter Ego, became Nagoriyuki, the Vengeful Sword, striking Fear into even Shylily herself.

  • @NOTurFRIEND6030
    @NOTurFRIEND6030 3 месяца назад

    That's so wholesome I personally love giving massages so I completely understand it being more intimate

  • @thesnacccgawdsukuryuappu
    @thesnacccgawdsukuryuappu 3 месяца назад

    “Back breakker while combing her hair”

  • @Zenex4504
    @Zenex4504 3 месяца назад

    the "bozo" was personal

  • @monkeyking9863
    @monkeyking9863 3 месяца назад

    this reminds me of "go get a Roomie" web comic, one characters ultimate spot is a point on her back

  • @generalimlerith8356
    @generalimlerith8356 3 месяца назад

    BRO that was a amazing burn lol

  • @FflawedMetalhead
    @FflawedMetalhead 3 месяца назад +1

    It's not unusual to have other erogenous zones besides the usual 'bits' - And communication is key! Totally not surprised that Lily just wants a lap to rest her head on, and scritches, haha.

  • @thetiredbiker3652
    @thetiredbiker3652 3 месяца назад

    lol the accent with the "Schlabenglahblen" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Charles-wu3hw
    @Charles-wu3hw 3 месяца назад +1

    As a man with long hair and someone who likes to take care of people, mutual hair washing sounds like a dream

  • @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
    @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 3 месяца назад +3

    Lily does seem like the type of person who'd really like head scratches tbh,
    And that's a good thing btw.

  • @MayoIsMyInstrument
    @MayoIsMyInstrument 3 месяца назад

    Scratches and massage are so underrated.

  • @tdpuuhailee8222
    @tdpuuhailee8222 3 месяца назад +1

    Intro is just an alarm clock.

  • @BigBoy-nb4ui
    @BigBoy-nb4ui 3 месяца назад

    All hail the womp womp queen

  • @TehKang
    @TehKang 3 месяца назад +2

    Lily out here getting terrible head. F's for Lily it's a damn shame

  • @TrevorKraftOfficial
    @TrevorKraftOfficial 3 месяца назад

    God damn Pierre, You killed her

  • @romantyurin7919
    @romantyurin7919 3 месяца назад +1

    Head scratches? O-o, that is so wholesome🥲

  • @emyriandragon2277
    @emyriandragon2277 3 месяца назад

    Glad I’m not the only that thinks someone washing your hair feels INCREDIBLY intimate

  • @Tyyin.
    @Tyyin. 3 месяца назад +1

    0:27
    Dam, i forgot how savage pierre is o7

  • @Freeze-n-Frost
    @Freeze-n-Frost 3 месяца назад +2

    Can we ummmm…get that 1 hr+ compilation of every Womp ShyLily has done since debut? Because I’m actually terrified by how long of a vid that would be 👀
    Oh god…how many times has she actually womped???

  • @Matpit18
    @Matpit18 3 месяца назад

    Pierre roasted Lily’s lack of oral reception so hard that it made her reconsider her whole view of intimacy! 😆

  • @mentlegen8187
    @mentlegen8187 3 месяца назад

    the bozo at the end is 👌🏻

  • @TimbavatiLion
    @TimbavatiLion 3 месяца назад +3

    Funny thing is, i thought the same about BJs. "Why waste time on that when you can have more fun?" - and then i found out. Nothing else compares, honestly.
    I think Lily is just missing this experience.

    • @RobertLutece909
      @RobertLutece909 3 месяца назад

      Same. First couple gfs and it's like "I can do this better with my hand". But then I met a master. Mistress. Whatever.

  • @raphamazini3841
    @raphamazini3841 3 месяца назад

    DAYUM BRO THAT ONE HIT HER HARD XDDDD

  • @DoeboyFreshNESS
    @DoeboyFreshNESS 3 месяца назад +1

    These are true to life gamer takes right here😅

    • @ToxicIdeaStorage
      @ToxicIdeaStorage 3 месяца назад

      "The Stay away from ME!!!" Part of Zansetsu
      "You will die otherwise." are sadly known for in Undead Foe or Berserkers...

  • @TehKaleRemixer
    @TehKaleRemixer 3 месяца назад +3

    0 seconds is wild

  • @Chamberlin-nr8oy
    @Chamberlin-nr8oy 3 месяца назад

    Lily was the one who sent me to the therapist instead of you sending her to the therapist.

  • @BNuts
    @BNuts 3 месяца назад

    Scritches? My hands got scritches stored up in them. It's been three years since my pup passed, and nothing to pass them scritches onto.

  • @Calmputer
    @Calmputer 3 месяца назад

    plot-twist: the message was sent by her therapist.

  • @ASpyNamedJames
    @ASpyNamedJames 3 месяца назад

    Gotta love Pierre's Super Nintendo era SFX.

  • @Kirkmaximus
    @Kirkmaximus 3 месяца назад

    Lily "I'm going to need a therapist because of chat."
    Chat "I'm going to need a therapist because of Lily's massive jiggle physics."

  • @Lightmagician60
    @Lightmagician60 3 месяца назад

    so. 2 gaming PCs, with a big stool in the middle. Couple shares the stool by linking bodies in a half hug. and they use body movements to communicate
    this is couple goals

  • @sarekpaine930
    @sarekpaine930 3 месяца назад +1

    My lady

  • @BoxBub-ji2od
    @BoxBub-ji2od 3 месяца назад

    As I’ve grown up I’ve realized I think I’m more into the aftercare than doing it

  • @joyl7842
    @joyl7842 3 месяца назад

    My back is so sensitive. By far the most sensitive part of my body.

  • @ToxicIdeaStorage
    @ToxicIdeaStorage 3 месяца назад

    Oath to Enma.
    115-Alpha
    Never betray your Partner.
    Until he does...

  • @DevasiaMentalityGaming
    @DevasiaMentalityGaming 3 месяца назад +19

    Sounds like cope to me. "No one wants that? Well... FINE, I didn't want that either anyway!"

  • @beardo8885
    @beardo8885 3 месяца назад

    jesus hell, chatter dude, lighten up

  • @DieSerah
    @DieSerah 3 месяца назад

    Good Job Pierre!

  • @RanmaYagami
    @RanmaYagami 3 месяца назад

    She gets off on basic hygiene. Truly, she is a gamer.

  • @serpentinious7745
    @serpentinious7745 3 месяца назад

    1:54 tongue pats for the orca

  • @radioactiveassassin5218
    @radioactiveassassin5218 3 месяца назад

    That "bozo" at the end was too far

  • @WaLLy_
    @WaLLy_ 3 месяца назад +1

    Can someone give the editor an extra tap on the back for the Elden Ring spoiler blur?

  • @maxis2k
    @maxis2k 3 месяца назад

    "A massage. Something we both can enjoy." Well...a certain kind of massage, sure. But most types, it'll just be enjoyable to the one getting it.

  • @GD0nly
    @GD0nly 3 месяца назад

    Blurring out the Elden Ring spoiler in chat is so based.

  • @Karasune_kurohane
    @Karasune_kurohane 3 месяца назад +1

    That hot take... I feel kinda bad for her, there is someone who is just there with the goal to pleasure you and then did it but good is one of the best feelings

  • @moru3236
    @moru3236 3 месяца назад +1

    lily should not send any part of her stream to any therapist or we would probably never see her again

  • @NeuronActivation
    @NeuronActivation 3 месяца назад +12

    Therapist: "Tell me about yourself"
    Lily: "Im an orcat, im always constipated, I like screwdrivers, I like big tibbie anime girls"
    Therapist: "Have a nice day"

  • @RaxonXVI
    @RaxonXVI 3 месяца назад

    Loves ya Lily ❤️

  • @nelsongabrielarzemartinez3314
    @nelsongabrielarzemartinez3314 3 месяца назад

    This woman is me fr fr hahahahajja

  • @koviname
    @koviname 3 месяца назад

    1:16 nice one Pierre, wasn't expecting you to read chat while editing :D
    good work good sir

  • @SuitGomez
    @SuitGomez 3 месяца назад

    DAMN pierre xD That was savage! Loved it

  • @Pory02
    @Pory02 3 месяца назад

    She never got eaten good. XD