@@SiverFangBlackWing Creating the Black Beast, by trying to avoid exactly that, A Creature made out of the Origin of Malice, Fear... Being Shackled like this i felt wronged, Cursing the World, with the Fate, that befell the Belmont, Vamipre Hunters destined to become the same Monster themselves losing everything but their Memories, out of Sheer Contempt... If i am shackled, you will be too...
For my own GOOD, i guess... Shylily cannot lie to me because of Kafka... Shylily has to hate my Mother, or i am unable to care about her at ALL. Azrael would stop anyone else, as she Hunts Schemers, while Kafka hunts only Traitors and nothing else... Shylily is essential locked in Place, and so am i... I cannot sleep because of Shylily, and Shylily knows my Grudge, as she cannot trigger it... Bao had to learn that the Hard Way, i suppose... You saw what i already knew... Do Not try to play GOD, as i am an Atheist, you know why, Shylily... -Kuroi Fenris
I always felt that petting and brushing your girls hair is one of the best ways to show affection. I also like to cook for her and take her out for long walks- Wait, I really am treating her like a pet, aren't I? :')
Yeah girls like being treated like pets. Give them yummy food that you made, brush their hair, massage them, go on walks and vacation with them. Get excited when they come home. Dunno, treat your wife like a pet and everything will work out
Kindness for Kindness Vulkan lives Don't play GOD Yae Miko and Raiden Shogun, Surrender. Or play Helldivers 2 for all Eternity... I NO LONGER CARE, MOTHER!!! Leave Shylily and me alone... SURRENDER WITHOUT ANY OBJECTION!!! For what you did to Kafka, deal with Alucard and Vergil. Never show your Face to me again... -Kuroi Fenris
yo you're such a real one for censoring elden ring spoilers +i feel like lily is the comfort streamer that whenever you come back it's always the same person that infects happiness to everyone
I started the DLC a week after it's release and managed to dodge every spoilers before I beat it so I would've gone mad if someone spoiled anything to me.
@@Ashy-TheAshen Trust and Wisdom are passed down, to give someone a Choice, where none was prior... I found it tasteless, to use any of my Friends as just a Stepping Stone. It brings me Joy, to have earned such Trust, despite my Struggles... -Nagoriyuki, the vengeful Blade
To be fair, that’s not copium . Some of us prefer ass. can ask a lot of men in a pole. You’re gonna get 40% ass/60% boobs, or both lol But imo, big boobs aren’t bad, but feel over rated interms or what you can do to them
Has she even experienced it before, if not properly? I remember my wife being a naysayer at first... but after I managed to convince her to take it slow, savor the feeling, and lead me where and how, I got her hooked into it and has been asking for it for at least 3x a week, then dialed down to once a week. It's tiring, but extremely rewarding, lol
Yeah, this. From the way Lily was talking about it, she sort of made it seem like she would accept it from a partner just for a quick, easy bit of sexual gratification. No real mentions of intimacy and showing one's love through a vulnerable, physical act like this (outside of just reading what chat was commenting on it after she had said that.) So its not really surprising why she can't see the appeal in it (outside of the additional possibility that any past partners she may of had that did it just...sucked at it??)
She has had past partners, but idk how many. As a teenage girl who had not experienced this (yet), I think I would prefer a proper, full body s*x session.
I was frozen in Time, but the Grudge burned my Eyes away... Hence my Alter Ego, became Nagoriyuki, the Vengeful Sword, striking Fear into even Shylily herself.
It's not unusual to have other erogenous zones besides the usual 'bits' - And communication is key! Totally not surprised that Lily just wants a lap to rest her head on, and scritches, haha.
Can we ummmm…get that 1 hr+ compilation of every Womp ShyLily has done since debut? Because I’m actually terrified by how long of a vid that would be 👀 Oh god…how many times has she actually womped???
Funny thing is, i thought the same about BJs. "Why waste time on that when you can have more fun?" - and then i found out. Nothing else compares, honestly. I think Lily is just missing this experience.
so. 2 gaming PCs, with a big stool in the middle. Couple shares the stool by linking bodies in a half hug. and they use body movements to communicate this is couple goals
That hot take... I feel kinda bad for her, there is someone who is just there with the goal to pleasure you and then did it but good is one of the best feelings
Therapist: "Tell me about yourself" Lily: "Im an orcat, im always constipated, I like screwdrivers, I like big tibbie anime girls" Therapist: "Have a nice day"
Therapist: *sighs* imma get you a refund cause you can't recover from this.
No refunds.
Clearly World of Warcraft brain rot
That’s not how therapy is done. They go “here’s some pills so strong that you would go away for 20 years if you give them to another person.”
@@SiverFangBlackWing
Creating the Black Beast, by trying to avoid exactly that, A Creature made out of the Origin of Malice, Fear...
Being Shackled like this i felt wronged, Cursing the World, with the Fate, that befell the Belmont, Vamipre Hunters destined to become the same Monster themselves losing everything but their Memories, out of Sheer Contempt...
If i am shackled, you will be too...
@@Swordphobic I recovered myself.
Redemptio was Reached.
Alter System: Full Access Granted...
I like that every time she hits her desk you can hear all the dishwashing she didn't do
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPLMAOOOOO
@@Shylily1 in a krillion chance I see a vtuber commenting on a yt video.
@@Edgeworth992 yeah im preaty lucky, but she build diferent
@@Edgeworth992unless it's their clips channel or friends channel. Wait how much is a krillion again?
@@dittodemo1234 no it's the official shylil
"911, what is your emergency?"
Me: "my lily is not lily-ing" 0:01
but shes completely normal (i didnt say fine btw)
You're wrong, it's not that she's not lily-ing, she's lily-ing too much.
Me: Can you send someone, she is making these “womp” noises
What are you talking about, that's peak lily-ing.
Lily is apparently the "yeah, you can do me from behind, but be quick and hold my ass stable, I don't wanna miss any shots" type of gamer girlfriend.
„Honey you do not have to wake me up for this.
You know where everything is.”
Next costume will be a T-shirt that says "FREE SEAFOOD BUFFET (see details below)".
I Volunteer as Tribute 🙋🏻♂️
This can be true for multiple reasons 😂
@@garethalford682🙋♂️
we're going illegal whale hunting
that sounds more like something bao would wear
0:21 DAMN PIERRES, that was soooo true, you are too much of a savage😭
For my own GOOD, i guess...
Shylily cannot lie to me because of Kafka...
Shylily has to hate my Mother, or i am unable to care about her at ALL.
Azrael would stop anyone else, as she Hunts Schemers, while Kafka hunts only Traitors and nothing else...
Shylily is essential locked in Place, and so am i...
I cannot sleep because of Shylily, and Shylily knows my Grudge, as she cannot trigger it...
Bao had to learn that the Hard Way, i suppose...
You saw what i already knew...
Do Not try to play GOD, as i am an Atheist, you know why, Shylily...
-Kuroi Fenris
Gonna need a Senzu for that one
I always felt that petting and brushing your girls hair is one of the best ways to show affection. I also like to cook for her and take her out for long walks- Wait, I really am treating her like a pet, aren't I? :')
Shhhh, don't snitch!
Remember: As long as she is happy it's good.
Pfp checks out lol
I mean… humans ARE animals after all… just really smart ones… and weird
Yeah girls like being treated like pets. Give them yummy food that you made, brush their hair, massage them, go on walks and vacation with them. Get excited when they come home. Dunno, treat your wife like a pet and everything will work out
@@pauljones9150 To be fair men also like to be treated like pets. Funny how we all like being treated with love and kindness.
1:17 Elden ring spoiler? Thank you for saving those gamers who didn’t want to get the spoiled the fun, you are a hero 🙏
Wow I didn't notice that. So nice of the clipper to fix that
Kindness for Kindness
Vulkan lives
Don't play GOD
Yae Miko and Raiden Shogun, Surrender.
Or play Helldivers 2 for all Eternity...
I NO LONGER CARE, MOTHER!!!
Leave Shylily and me alone...
SURRENDER WITHOUT ANY OBJECTION!!!
For what you did to Kafka, deal with Alucard and Vergil.
Never show your Face to me again...
-Kuroi Fenris
yo you're such a real one for censoring elden ring spoilers
+i feel like lily is the comfort streamer that whenever you come back it's always the same person that infects happiness to everyone
I started the DLC a week after it's release and managed to dodge every spoilers before I beat it so I would've gone mad if someone spoiled anything to me.
ahAH the "bozo" absolutely destroying her
"I still wanna get my back blown out " so still a pet
🤨📸
It been SO long I have heard shylily cute intro noise, thank you Pierre’s, I have been revived.
Same here
Been missing the womp womp.
idk why, I absolutely lost it that pierre put bozo at the end of a long pause in the tts. How did it put so much emotion into that last word?!
1:00 lily is coping now cause she aint being eaten out 😂
either that or this is what happens when you sleep with too many people. Sex stops seeming as intimate anymore.
She has clearly never met a a dude who will eat to save his life.
That “bozo” was just spitting on the corpse
ngl that ultimate intimacy that lily talks about is what i'm missing in my life rn T-T
1:16 Pierre you're the GOAT for blurring that
Lead by the Example, you desire to surpass...
Trust is Priceless for a Reason...
-Kuroi Fenris
Lives are lost easily in a blind Rampage...
They cannot, and should not be replaceable.
That is true Dishonor...
-Kuroi Fenris
@@ToxicIdeaStorage Please do keep throwing in more quotes they are amazing
@@Ashy-TheAshen
Trust and Wisdom are passed down, to give someone a Choice, where none was prior...
I found it tasteless, to use any of my Friends as just a Stepping Stone.
It brings me Joy, to have earned such Trust, despite my Struggles...
-Nagoriyuki, the vengeful Blade
Lily proves that sometimes it's not the eating of the dish, it's the preparation of the ingredients that make it tasty and fun.
That "bozo" 😂🤣😭
Poor therapist is not ready
0:20 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Agree with Lily on ultimate intimacy, at least emotionally. Nothing quite like a massage.
Shylily saying being eating out is overrated while Pierre speak the truth how she doesn’t get eating out, savage Pierre.
0:28 Lmao that instant change in expression xD
This "bozo" instant... Amazing 🤣
"getting eat out, is overrated", that is such a hard copium sentence. Like "I don't really care for boob's" 😂 😂
To be fair, that’s not copium . Some of us prefer ass. can ask a lot of men in a pole.
You’re gonna get 40% ass/60% boobs, or both lol
But imo, big boobs aren’t bad, but feel over rated interms or what you can do to them
OK Ban Pierre (and Bao)
I don't know about y'all, but I have a distinct feeling, that Shy's therapist can afford a Bentley, just because of her.
Masseuses: "Now this looks like a job for me!"
That wasn't a roast, that was a fucking murder...
Okay but the second part about headpats and so on?
I 110% get it.
Brushing hair is actually one of my favorite things to do and playing with hair is so relaxing to me
Thank you Pierre for giving us tons of womps to start the video.
I love how you can flip a lil conversion on its head & just get Lily good, Pierre.
*She's not gonna forget about that for a looooong time bro.* 😂😅
Pierre's gonna live in her head rent free forever.
A true hero for covering the Elden Ring Spoiler in chat
Womp womp❤❤
"Slorpnglorping"
I'm saving that one in my vocabulary
Whoever said she's like a pet nailed it. She likes head and back scratches, being pet, and getting brushed. XD
Burned so badly that Shylily had to notify her therapist...😂
Damn, I like when she say massage and head scratches. She is so right with it
Has she even experienced it before, if not properly?
I remember my wife being a naysayer at first... but after I managed to convince her to take it slow, savor the feeling, and lead me where and how, I got her hooked into it and has been asking for it for at least 3x a week, then dialed down to once a week.
It's tiring, but extremely rewarding, lol
Yeah, this. From the way Lily was talking about it, she sort of made it seem like she would accept it from a partner just for a quick, easy bit of sexual gratification. No real mentions of intimacy and showing one's love through a vulnerable, physical act like this (outside of just reading what chat was commenting on it after she had said that.) So its not really surprising why she can't see the appeal in it (outside of the additional possibility that any past partners she may of had that did it just...sucked at it??)
She has had past partners, but idk how many. As a teenage girl who had not experienced this (yet), I think I would prefer a proper, full body s*x session.
I was gonna comment something similar. Yeah, not every girl will be into it but how girls are built, it's meant to feel really good
Agreed, and many guys love giving once they work out how to do things properly.
From my perspective, Lily's partners kinda sucked
Lily that just means you've never had anyone do it well.
imagine having a car alarm with lily's womp like in the intro
Lily : it's not about the horny, it's about the happy!
Ultimate intimacy ! Change my water bowl ! Fresh kibbles ! Buy me a new tennis ball !
That key chain on the phone haha
Pierre you absolute savage! I can't believe you murdered her with that comment!
I was frozen in Time, but the Grudge burned my Eyes away...
Hence my Alter Ego, became Nagoriyuki, the Vengeful Sword, striking Fear into even Shylily herself.
That's so wholesome I personally love giving massages so I completely understand it being more intimate
“Back breakker while combing her hair”
the "bozo" was personal
this reminds me of "go get a Roomie" web comic, one characters ultimate spot is a point on her back
BRO that was a amazing burn lol
It's not unusual to have other erogenous zones besides the usual 'bits' - And communication is key! Totally not surprised that Lily just wants a lap to rest her head on, and scritches, haha.
lol the accent with the "Schlabenglahblen" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a man with long hair and someone who likes to take care of people, mutual hair washing sounds like a dream
Lily does seem like the type of person who'd really like head scratches tbh,
And that's a good thing btw.
Scratches and massage are so underrated.
Intro is just an alarm clock.
All hail the womp womp queen
Lily out here getting terrible head. F's for Lily it's a damn shame
God damn Pierre, You killed her
Head scratches? O-o, that is so wholesome🥲
Glad I’m not the only that thinks someone washing your hair feels INCREDIBLY intimate
0:27
Dam, i forgot how savage pierre is o7
Can we ummmm…get that 1 hr+ compilation of every Womp ShyLily has done since debut? Because I’m actually terrified by how long of a vid that would be 👀
Oh god…how many times has she actually womped???
Pierre roasted Lily’s lack of oral reception so hard that it made her reconsider her whole view of intimacy! 😆
the bozo at the end is 👌🏻
Funny thing is, i thought the same about BJs. "Why waste time on that when you can have more fun?" - and then i found out. Nothing else compares, honestly.
I think Lily is just missing this experience.
Same. First couple gfs and it's like "I can do this better with my hand". But then I met a master. Mistress. Whatever.
DAYUM BRO THAT ONE HIT HER HARD XDDDD
These are true to life gamer takes right here😅
"The Stay away from ME!!!" Part of Zansetsu
"You will die otherwise." are sadly known for in Undead Foe or Berserkers...
0 seconds is wild
Lily was the one who sent me to the therapist instead of you sending her to the therapist.
Scritches? My hands got scritches stored up in them. It's been three years since my pup passed, and nothing to pass them scritches onto.
plot-twist: the message was sent by her therapist.
Gotta love Pierre's Super Nintendo era SFX.
Lily "I'm going to need a therapist because of chat."
Chat "I'm going to need a therapist because of Lily's massive jiggle physics."
so. 2 gaming PCs, with a big stool in the middle. Couple shares the stool by linking bodies in a half hug. and they use body movements to communicate
this is couple goals
My lady
As I’ve grown up I’ve realized I think I’m more into the aftercare than doing it
My back is so sensitive. By far the most sensitive part of my body.
Oath to Enma.
115-Alpha
Never betray your Partner.
Until he does...
Sounds like cope to me. "No one wants that? Well... FINE, I didn't want that either anyway!"
jesus hell, chatter dude, lighten up
Good Job Pierre!
She gets off on basic hygiene. Truly, she is a gamer.
1:54 tongue pats for the orca
That "bozo" at the end was too far
Can someone give the editor an extra tap on the back for the Elden Ring spoiler blur?
"A massage. Something we both can enjoy." Well...a certain kind of massage, sure. But most types, it'll just be enjoyable to the one getting it.
Blurring out the Elden Ring spoiler in chat is so based.
That hot take... I feel kinda bad for her, there is someone who is just there with the goal to pleasure you and then did it but good is one of the best feelings
lily should not send any part of her stream to any therapist or we would probably never see her again
Therapist: "Tell me about yourself"
Lily: "Im an orcat, im always constipated, I like screwdrivers, I like big tibbie anime girls"
Therapist: "Have a nice day"
Loves ya Lily ❤️
This woman is me fr fr hahahahajja
1:16 nice one Pierre, wasn't expecting you to read chat while editing :D
good work good sir
DAMN pierre xD That was savage! Loved it
She never got eaten good. XD