A Complete Breakdown of ‘The Office’ Basketball Game | The Ringer

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  • Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
  • On April 19, 2005, the fictional basketball world was changed forever when Michael Scott and the Dunder Mifflin sales team took on the warehouse staff in what would go down as one of the most memorable episodes of ‘The Office’ of all time. With the NBA on hiatus, The Ringer’s J. Kyle Mann turns his scout’s eye towards Scranton, Pennsylvania, as he breaks down everything from Jim Halpert’s shooting ability to Dwight Schrute’s defense.
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  • @wheresthebeef1761
    @wheresthebeef1761 4 года назад +6110

    So this is entertainment now that the nba season is cancelled.

    • @thomasnguyen3925
      @thomasnguyen3925 4 года назад +35

      Yea, I thought the same thing like damn I miss the NBA. That was after I stopped laughing because of how ridiculous and funny it was to do this, though.

    • @danididemdirty4957
      @danididemdirty4957 4 года назад +5

      Been entertainment

    • @jonathanstroupe2706
      @jonathanstroupe2706 4 года назад +4

      Yer god damned right

    • @BigJonahJ
      @BigJonahJ 4 года назад +7

      Well The Office is a popular show that most people like and its sports related. Shut up and let people enjoy things lol

    • @jaychow3
      @jaychow3 4 года назад +6

      And I love it lol

  • @micahbottoms
    @micahbottoms 4 года назад +2781

    “The Kevin/Jim pick and roll has to be one of the truly lasting what ifs in basketball”
    Truth

    • @miguelsantiago9522
      @miguelsantiago9522 4 года назад +29

      Micah Bottoms that pick and pop man

    • @StupakSH
      @StupakSH 4 года назад +73

      It would be like Stockton to Malone... But better.

    • @slickdickdaddy
      @slickdickdaddy 4 года назад +51

      Its natural for kevin hes a malone after all

    • @nordmark16
      @nordmark16 4 года назад +1

      Is Jim the pick in that situation since Kevin is the shooter?

    • @Isoquant
      @Isoquant 4 года назад +31

      @@nordmark16 Kevin can pick and pop, jim can pick, pop and roll. Best duo in the office park.

  • @BrianSuttererMD
    @BrianSuttererMD 4 года назад +4237

    Underrated performance: Dwight playing with a broken nose and having to wear a face mask

    • @homunculusSZN
      @homunculusSZN 4 года назад +113

      or maybe he's just giving a tribute to Rip Hamilton. Who knows?

    • @BHanif1996
      @BHanif1996 4 года назад +43

      I love that you have a comment on here.

    • @gravityfel7896
      @gravityfel7896 4 года назад +18

      DOC!!!!

    • @CaptainKnight22
      @CaptainKnight22 4 года назад +3

      Dwight a glorified Rip Hamilton

    • @nickvalentin9909
      @nickvalentin9909 4 года назад +28

      Brian Sutterer MD Doc we need a video on all the injuries in this game ASAP.

  • @sck4512
    @sck4512 4 года назад +3794

    The corona outbreak bringing this video to the world is a silver lining boys.

    • @landinstubbs7006
      @landinstubbs7006 4 года назад +2

      "wHAt aBoUt WoMEn?"😂😂

    • @Burt_Sampson
      @Burt_Sampson 4 года назад +1

      Silver lining, just like the Spider-Man dlc. That fans predicted this whole shit

  • @taetae-ed9vo
    @taetae-ed9vo 4 года назад +2786

    "Kevin is the biggest 'What ifs...' ".
    Insight is on-point.

  • @harjashansingh7523
    @harjashansingh7523 4 года назад +2950

    Kevin Malone: The Undrafted All-Star

    • @__L_S_B__
      @__L_S_B__ 4 года назад +17

      Nba 2k9 legened

    • @emac7050
      @emac7050 4 года назад +52

      Overlooked Malone, with that last name how could they not pick him

    • @Lakershowtime
      @Lakershowtime 4 года назад +1

      Fred Vanvleet would have a put up buckets in the finals vs a unanimous mvp

    • @brigs247__8
      @brigs247__8 4 года назад +5

      undrafted Unanimous MVP

    • @whatislifesatandonthurtme1946
      @whatislifesatandonthurtme1946 4 года назад +2

      More like karl malone

  • @JMC-mg6ni
    @JMC-mg6ni 4 года назад +943

    the detail about Jim wearing the Iverson's and being a 76'ers fan... man, this is why I love these breakdowns. Thank you

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 года назад +5

      this man said we have a problem...michael may be the worst shooter on earth

  • @joegibbs8609
    @joegibbs8609 4 года назад +1248

    Probably the greatest basketball breakdown of all time 😂 Hats off to The Ringer Staff!

    • @__L_S_B__
      @__L_S_B__ 4 года назад +11

      Exactly. Golden hour of prime content merging

    • @martian5023
      @martian5023 4 года назад +2

      Left me smiling through and through, Cheers

    • @zzcc229
      @zzcc229 4 года назад +9

      No just J Kyle Mann

    • @ftghb
      @ftghb 3 года назад +7

      seriously just Kyle Mann. He's the only reason i watch this channel

  • @benjaminbaumgardner7620
    @benjaminbaumgardner7620 4 года назад +519

    This is basically one of the greatest videos about basketball ever made. I’m floored by how detailed and hilarious this got

    • @vzm4663
      @vzm4663 4 года назад +21

      I was in hysterics when they analyzed the Jim 'flare screen' for Dwight's shot, with the celebratory music and all 😂

  • @christopherscroggin1236
    @christopherscroggin1236 4 года назад +1584

    Please overanalyze every sports matchup in tv and film like this

    • @cnstqnce2841
      @cnstqnce2841 4 года назад +13

      its fun though

    • @hunterabeni4771
      @hunterabeni4771 3 года назад +11

      Like b99 playing football

    • @jadchahhal1748
      @jadchahhal1748 3 года назад +2

      Your show's gotta be half as good as the office in the 1st place for them to take the time to make a vid like that.

    • @eduardocavalcante5649
      @eduardocavalcante5649 3 года назад +1

      one tree hill would be an awesome choice

  • @Afromentioned42
    @Afromentioned42 4 года назад +540

    The mad man actually calculated plus minus lol. Light on the darkness

  • @kasmeria
    @kasmeria 4 года назад +775

    Michael "What is wrong with me todayyy??"

    • @SIRiAlerion
      @SIRiAlerion 4 года назад +98

      I usually hit those.

    • @__L_S_B__
      @__L_S_B__ 4 года назад +2

      Always wondered what he was saying. Thanks filipos

    • @whatislifesatandonthurtme1946
      @whatislifesatandonthurtme1946 4 года назад +2

      He's like the Flight of the office

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 года назад

      michael low key made the show watchable...season 1 without him is cringe as is season 7...especially when hes not on screen...i really think he carried seasons 1-3 5-7...season 4 was his weakest showing cause he was mostly used for comedy

  • @tonystyles4040
    @tonystyles4040 4 года назад +394

    I love the fact that you called Lonnie the “Sea Monster”. Call back to when Kelley called him a sea monster and he clapped back with “oh yeah? I bet you’d love to swim with this sea monster?”

    • @micahbottoms
      @micahbottoms 4 года назад +5

      Tony Styles “have Padge do it, or the sea monster”

    • @erectopatronum6750
      @erectopatronum6750 4 года назад +6

      The great Patrice O'Neal - RIP big guy.

    • @kpg333
      @kpg333 4 года назад

      @@erectopatronum6750 Wow I didn't even know he passed away. RIP

    • @bradsully6620
      @bradsully6620 4 года назад +1

      Yeah rip Patrice. He was a beast!!

    • @bradsully6620
      @bradsully6620 4 года назад +1

      @wut something right??? He was on the verge of blowing up. He had just did the Charlie sheen roast and I think his special hadn't came out yet. So he was on the verge of blowing up. Kevin hart used to open for him.

  • @MrRyan-wu4jx
    @MrRyan-wu4jx 4 года назад +99

    I feel like David Wallace, Charles Miner, Jim Halpert, Kevin Malone, and Dr.J would be the most efficient Office character lineup. Honorable mention to D’Angelo Vickers who literally gave his life to the game.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 года назад +3

      dwight?..gotta have dwight and roy?...dr. j is old...so is david....give me roy for sure

  • @jakubkania6592
    @jakubkania6592 4 года назад +231

    i died laughing when he pulled off that box score

    • @TituzzzD
      @TituzzzD 4 года назад +23

      I couldn't believe it. Even with a +/- score. 🙈

    • @calbears6002
      @calbears6002 4 года назад

      Saaaame!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @marcorinaldo2253
    @marcorinaldo2253 4 года назад +313

    Kevin Malone's skill set makes him an hybrid between Scalabrine and Jokic. I mean, he has Jokic's weight, the rest is all white mamba's school.
    Biggest "what if" in sport history.

  • @danmurray1996
    @danmurray1996 4 года назад +353

    Best Sales team:
    PG: Ryan
    SG: Jim
    SF: Dwight
    PF: Phyllis
    C: Kevin
    6th man: Stanley if the W lets him go home.
    The Jim/Kevin Pick and Pop would be deadly, and a motivated Stanley off the bench would provide a ton of energy.

    • @slicedGabe
      @slicedGabe 4 года назад +72

      The '96 Bulls don't stand a chance

    • @AlexanderFaker
      @AlexanderFaker 4 года назад +1

      Daqueda Kevin isn’t part of the sales team though. Neither is Ryan at the point in the show. Todd Packer technically is since he’s a roaming salesman

    • @coachlamar6154
      @coachlamar6154 4 года назад +41

      Stanley off the bench on pretzel day with the W letting him go to florida is the ultimate Stanley Hudson you want on your team.

    • @jeremykates7276
      @jeremykates7276 4 года назад +2

      Stanley is on another level when he plays at home but when he’s on the road he’s a waste of a roster spot

    • @daleftuprightatsoldierfield
      @daleftuprightatsoldierfield 4 года назад +9

      I’d put Oscar over Stanley. He never actually played, but he made that shot into the trash and he’s probably much more athletic

  • @SanFranFan30
    @SanFranFan30 4 года назад +81

    This is literally the embodiment of what the Ringer is and is meant to be

  • @tomeknaj
    @tomeknaj 4 года назад +206

    Things we didn't know we absolutely needed.

  • @inimitableminimalist
    @inimitableminimalist 4 года назад +423

    The writers for "The NBA" clearly based their Joe Ingles character on Dwight from the Office.

    • @vzm4663
      @vzm4663 4 года назад +37

      That "James Harden" dude seems to be a direct homage to Michael Scott too.

    • @swaymcthunder1219
      @swaymcthunder1219 4 года назад

      This comment deserves more likes.. well done

    • @localasian7043
      @localasian7043 4 года назад +1

      And kyrie and jim have a lot of similarities.

    • @daleftuprightatsoldierfield
      @daleftuprightatsoldierfield 4 года назад +2

      They definitely based Brian Scalabrine on Kevin Malone

  • @emperorza5777
    @emperorza5777 4 года назад +136

    “Stanley would later have a heart attack in the office and shouldn’t be playing” lmao

  • @elchido1987
    @elchido1987 4 года назад +35

    This is the greatest breakdown of a fictional game. Only the Ringer can bring stats and play breakdowns like this.

  • @JayZC96
    @JayZC96 4 года назад +281

    Are we just going to ignore that DWIGHT SHOT 100% from the field???
    "BEEN CHEF DWIGHT WITH THE SHOT, BOY!"

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 года назад +8

      dwight is that tall kid with stength that you need at center cause he has range secretly....he low key is the only one they could of used to guard lonnie and roy down low

    • @ctaduran
      @ctaduran 3 года назад

      True to form, ultra efficient

    • @Swizzy-D
      @Swizzy-D 3 года назад

      Motor like a Bugatti too

  • @meshugahknight
    @meshugahknight 4 года назад +34

    No words can describe the sheer perfection of this video. No other quarantine content will top this. This is the pinnacle.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 года назад +1

      the michel hate annoyed me..he usually makes those

  • @davidkim2005
    @davidkim2005 4 года назад +177

    Anybody else remember cracking up when they saw Stanley dribble for the first time?

    • @mneck9975
      @mneck9975 4 года назад +15

      Man's got handles. Kyrie could learn a thing or two

    • @mr.blonde8808
      @mr.blonde8808 4 года назад +5

      The way he slaps the ball and has his other hand out defending absolutely no one (which could potentially caused an offensive foul)

  • @leenoljohnmolino2633
    @leenoljohnmolino2633 4 года назад +269

    When there's no basketball games being played cuz of the virus and you're out of a job so you breakdown one the best basketball games ever played.

  • @skinnyindonesian24
    @skinnyindonesian24 4 года назад +91

    best basketball game ever.

  • @yohannrocha468
    @yohannrocha468 Год назад +1

    PLEASE redo this video with the extended cut version of the episode! So much more happened that we didn’t see, and I would absolutely LOVE to hear your take on it! This is one of my favorite RUclips videos ever!

  • @brighamelton
    @brighamelton 4 года назад +30

    This is nothing short of amazing, the Jim and Kevin pick and roll is one of the great question marks of the last 20 years. Kevin with the pick and pop

  • @javuylavidadeportiva7445
    @javuylavidadeportiva7445 4 года назад +51

    If I was the coach of Salesteam, my team would be:
    PG: Jim, being the brain and the playmaker.
    SG: Ryan, he can pass and he can shoot.
    PF: Dwight, he has strengh to battle in the zone and can shoot from.outside.
    SF: Phyllis, just to catch&shoot.
    C: Kevin, like a modern center, go to the corner for C&S and open the zone for Jim to penetrate.
    I think its a good lineup, with scoring power and hard defense.
    The WearhouseTeam should play with Darryl PG, Jerry SG, Roy SF, and Madge C to intimidate

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 года назад +3

      you forgot the sea monster lonny collins aka patrice o'neal at c roy is more like a pf madge at sf and to me ryan is pg jim is more of a sg

  • @BirdGang6
    @BirdGang6 Год назад +3

    Dwight being a genuine 3 and D wing was the greatest twist of this entire episode

  • @ERoBB1
    @ERoBB1 4 года назад +19

    This is possibly one of the greatest videos on the internet.

  • @learningguitarforchicks
    @learningguitarforchicks 4 года назад +24

    That Jim behind the back still haunts me till this day

  • @Jardsss
    @Jardsss 10 месяцев назад +1

    Kevin is a pure catch and shoot that lives in off ball screen. He is also a great pick and pop screener

  • @isaacconstans1526
    @isaacconstans1526 4 года назад +39

    THANK YOU *Michael Scott Voice* - Kevin clearly hooped in high school, is an immovable presence in the post and has a silky smooth release on his jumper. Some ask about if Greg Oden had never been hurt. I ask about if Kevin Malone had been allowed to flex his true talents at this epic basketball forum.

    • @evangelionl0vr857
      @evangelionl0vr857 3 года назад +1

      If Kevin had been selected over Stanley this game would have been a slaughter. It woulda been Jim to Kevin all day.

  • @Uchiha9670
    @Uchiha9670 4 года назад +13

    It’s 3AM and I’m watching the most detailed commentary on an episode of The Office...life is great😂😂😂

  • @MrMagnificent19
    @MrMagnificent19 4 года назад +67

    This is the best thing ever.

  • @sarvesh683
    @sarvesh683 4 года назад +646

    Who is Bob Vance?, i just know Bob Vance, vance refrigiration.

    • @joshaaron1639
      @joshaaron1639 4 года назад +2

      sarvesh rajan him and phyllis are married

    • @AK-hg9qw
      @AK-hg9qw 4 года назад +42

      Josh Aaron r/woooosh

    • @cylereyes8195
      @cylereyes8195 4 года назад +6

      Bob vance, vance refrigeration?

    • @SIRiAlerion
      @SIRiAlerion 4 года назад +19

      Maybe Bob Vance is related to Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeraton.

    • @RichD4d
      @RichD4d 4 года назад

      A K 😂

  • @enriquecarrera8404
    @enriquecarrera8404 4 года назад +30

    This is just what I needed right now, thank you

  • @LeaksofLegends
    @LeaksofLegends 4 года назад +144

    Didn't notice those screens that were set up 'til now lol

    • @_ranvit
      @_ranvit 4 года назад +38

      its fast paced in the warehouse, try and keep up

  • @dixoncider5492
    @dixoncider5492 4 года назад +159

    You forgot to mention the symbolism of Kevin's last name. Is he related to Karl Malone?

    • @75aces97
      @75aces97 4 года назад +22

      He might be related to Jeff Malone. His shot is pure.

    • @JohnBonini
      @JohnBonini 4 года назад +7

      @@75aces97 Moses Malone?

    • @broham89
      @broham89 4 года назад +2

      Thomas kevin delivers when it counted

    • @DBZnetwork
      @DBZnetwork 4 года назад +4

      Post Malone?🤩

  • @anubislee36
    @anubislee36 4 года назад +7

    "Naked aggression is the call.. and we're goin the other way."
    I'm dead

  • @JohnTurri
    @JohnTurri 4 года назад +9

    Love the “Sea Monster” reference @3:53. You’re a true fan. 😂

  • @seanj.3644
    @seanj.3644 3 года назад

    Kevin hit 12 three pointers in a row in those extended cuts, Steve was actually the one who told them to keep rolling so we're lucky to see a couple of the shots Kevin made ^_^

  • @atotheran
    @atotheran 4 года назад +76

    “He’s got a motor like a Bugatti” your damn right

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 года назад +1

      thats the one thing about dwight..he may be selfish but he has a motor ...of course hes good at basketball..he works on a farm...it translates well..energy work ethic strength...all things needed in both fields....dude is the ultimate glue guy ...easily was the third best player in this game

    • @evangelionl0vr857
      @evangelionl0vr857 3 года назад

      Yeah Dwight was criminally underrated in this evaluation

  • @KaiTheGamerGuy
    @KaiTheGamerGuy 3 года назад +2

    Best part is when Stanley comes down the stairs and Michael starts clapping 🤣🤣 gets me every time

  • @billkevin4501
    @billkevin4501 4 года назад +43

    We didn't know we needed this video. But we did. Thank you.

  • @NRCARCH
    @NRCARCH 4 года назад +7

    Might be the greatest break down of a game I have ever seen.

  • @Shananaginns1887
    @Shananaginns1887 4 года назад +4

    Legendary office line up, Michael, Jim, Ryan, Dwight, and Stanley, of course.

  • @OfSunFlowers
    @OfSunFlowers 4 года назад +15

    Finally, someone gives this scene the attention it deserves. As a basketball fan, I really appreciated this scene. It made me wonder how good pickup games were on set

  • @WilliamEnclosure
    @WilliamEnclosure 4 года назад +44

    Just hearing all the basketball terminology feels SOOOO GOOOOOD... UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhh

  • @Soulbondclothing
    @Soulbondclothing 4 года назад +6

    This had got to be one of the greatest videos ever

  • @bravo238
    @bravo238 4 года назад +5

    I was expecting you to explain why this is such a funny episode but you literally analyzed the game itself which is even better.

  • @ryanharrison400
    @ryanharrison400 3 года назад +1

    The Jim Halpert Kevin Malone Pick and Roll will forever be one of the greatest mysterious in all of basketball got me so hard looooool

  • @benjaminironside1151
    @benjaminironside1151 4 года назад +4

    Hands down the best RUclips video I’ve seen in ages

  • @a1burman01
    @a1burman01 4 года назад +2

    One of the best videos of all time. Excellent analysis.

  • @ICEMAN21097
    @ICEMAN21097 4 года назад +7

    This was fantastic. I really appreciate the effort that went into this

  • @wvu05
    @wvu05 3 года назад +1

    "In a move that doesn't really reflect his work ethic, Jim is trying to do too much." Savage.

  • @JohnBonini
    @JohnBonini 4 года назад +38

    Had Pam and Roy gotten married, her name would've been "Pamela Anderson."

  • @chriscollins5320
    @chriscollins5320 4 года назад +1

    Holy crap! Why is this not shared all over social media yet? This is not only professionally crafted and edited but the addition of the box score put this over the top. This is excellent use of talents and analysis and needs to be replicated across other shows (e.g. Homer playing baseball on the Simpsons).

  • @TrishanthChandrahasan
    @TrishanthChandrahasan 4 года назад +7

    Just goes to show how detailed and well thought out this show was, even in S1

  • @davidr9277
    @davidr9277 4 года назад +1

    I read somewhere John Krasinski (please don’t get me for spelling) played basketball growing up and was even a coach at a school in Rhode Island. So he’s got some sort of experience playing.

  • @11dubs30
    @11dubs30 4 года назад +13

    This might be the funniest thing I've ever seen.

  • @30Homegames
    @30Homegames 4 года назад +1

    The sneaker analysis of the Answer IIIs is what makes this next-level. Bravo!

  • @stevenchihandae42
    @stevenchihandae42 4 года назад +15

    Todd "Nasty guys inside with a crafty scoring bag around the RIM"..Okay

  • @BirdGang6
    @BirdGang6 Год назад +1

    I love that Dwight was genuinely competent at basketball lol

  • @GriffinWiebel
    @GriffinWiebel 3 года назад +4

    This is an amazing fictional breakdown. More please!

  • @scottanderson7793
    @scottanderson7793 4 года назад +2

    It's scary how detailed this analysis is. Good job son. I'm proud of you.

  • @Max-me9ol
    @Max-me9ol 4 года назад +115

    oh come on. michael usually hits those, no need to attack him like that.

    • @natethegreat1999
      @natethegreat1999 4 года назад +10

      Yea it was a rough day at...wait for it...THE OFFICE

    • @colepaar5777
      @colepaar5777 4 года назад

      😂

    • @tichondriusstormrage
      @tichondriusstormrage 4 года назад

      lmao xD

    • @chloet7727
      @chloet7727 4 года назад +2

      Don’t worry, we were all wondering what was wrong with him that day.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 года назад +1

      whats wrong with him that day?

  • @mantistoboggan537
    @mantistoboggan537 3 года назад +2

    I like how Dwight has that Joe Ingles quick release where he catches the pass above his head and shoots it without bringing it down to the pocket

  • @DaniG._.German
    @DaniG._.German 4 года назад +5

    Before a pick up game, I always tell my friends "I'm a fighter, not a hooper" and I proceed to play dirty.

  • @JohnSmith-hf6gg
    @JohnSmith-hf6gg 4 года назад +2

    I love the content being made during this quarantine season

  • @jhairpena4344
    @jhairpena4344 4 года назад +6

    fun fact: when roy hit jim, he actually hit him by accident and that wasnt scripted. John krasinski actually got hurt but they kept filming it and left it in

  • @giesii_141
    @giesii_141 3 месяца назад +1

    This video will withstand throughout mankind. Its our legacy when it comes to sports and pop-culture.

  • @RichD4d
    @RichD4d 4 года назад +7

    Box score had me weak😩😭 also.... Phyllis wasn’t married to Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration at the time of this episode👀

  • @CRONtouch7
    @CRONtouch7 3 года назад

    This one of the best videos I have ever seen. Thank you Ringer for this much needed analysis of an absolute classic.

  • @surrealsorcery
    @surrealsorcery 4 года назад +20

    “Michael then proceeds to attempt a 35 footer in transition...” 😂😭

  • @sibutp6854
    @sibutp6854 4 года назад +1

    This is the kind of content I need. RIP Patrice

  • @hungjury7482
    @hungjury7482 4 года назад +4

    I love this kind of thing. Maybe Space Jam or something too

  • @nathankoroush7918
    @nathankoroush7918 4 года назад +1

    My favorite game of all time played on tv.

  • @patrickray352
    @patrickray352 4 года назад +10

    You missed a perfect opportunity to call this “A Complete RUNDOWN of ’The Office’ Basketball Game”

  • @ballislife6483
    @ballislife6483 4 года назад +2

    lmaoo the teammate grade and box score have me dead. Great work! I Needed my basketball fix

  • @clawxxchris
    @clawxxchris 4 года назад +3

    Kyle J Mann’s most important video to date. Ryen Russillo has to be all in on this right now.

  • @brendenlovell6448
    @brendenlovell6448 4 года назад

    I didn’t think I needed to see a rundown of this but now I know that I definitely needed to see this.

  • @foxes0123
    @foxes0123 7 месяцев назад +3

    Watching this again here in 2024

  • @AlexanderFaker
    @AlexanderFaker 4 года назад

    What makes it even better is the actor who plays Kevin was making those shots for fun, the cameras just happened to be rolling, it wasn’t scripted he just wasn’t missing

  • @girinandhan1372
    @girinandhan1372 4 года назад +87

    Jim - Devin booker (shoots drives does everything good)
    Dwight - Klay Thompson (he is so good on defense he'll steal from his own team)
    Ryan - this year's lonzo (underrated)
    Stanley - Kendrick Perkins (don't know shit about basketball)
    Micheal - Russel Westbrook on low speed(constant bad decisions and shooting ill advised shots - now he's a changed man thou)

    • @LokiBre
      @LokiBre 4 года назад +13

      Kevin - Nikola Jokic (chonk boi killer)

    • @sabahbubbler
      @sabahbubbler 4 года назад +6

      @@LokiBre Nah bruh, that's he's Steph. That chilli man can shoot

    • @613and802
      @613and802 4 года назад +7

      Dwight - Ron Artest (pretty good but also a complete wildcard)

    • @girinandhan1372
      @girinandhan1372 4 года назад

      @@613and802 Agreed 😆

    • @marcosrodriguez830
      @marcosrodriguez830 4 года назад

      Thanks for this. Perkins should've never played in the nba. He always sucked

  • @The-Financial-Hooper
    @The-Financial-Hooper 7 месяцев назад +1

    The video I had no idea I needed

  • @s33thr3w
    @s33thr3w 4 года назад +8

    "What's wrong with me today!"
    "I usually hit those."

  • @ajeuscher7988
    @ajeuscher7988 4 года назад +1

    This is the best video I never knew I needed

  • @dismantledbrain5910
    @dismantledbrain5910 4 года назад +98

    "Brough to you by the Coronavirus pandemic."

  • @jvincc7297
    @jvincc7297 4 года назад

    Best basketball analyst I've seen a week. The only basketball analyst but still the best.

  • @StormDog12
    @StormDog12 4 года назад +17

    I’d have Jim at point and Dwight doing dirty work at power forward. Kevin could play shooting guard but would need screens to get his open jumpers. Packer would get a good look at center. Stanley back to the office until Pretzel Day. Michael hits the bench until the company hockey game. We still need a small forward, maybe Deangelo Vickers if he ever gets out of his coma.

    • @vzm4663
      @vzm4663 4 года назад

      The Sales team would need to cover for Kevin on defense though, as its possible that the Warehouse team might put a smaller, faster player that can easily beat him on a 1v1. Maybe go a small ball lineup, with Kevin on power forward and Dwight playing the 'undersized center' role.
      Meredith seems like a good bench spark too, she could play 6th man very efficiently, even with limited minutes.

    • @Isoquant
      @Isoquant 4 года назад +4

      Kevin at the four for the pick and pop with jim handling as a point forward, Dwight as a scrappy 5, and the Temp in the backcourt with Phyllis for the catch and shoot. There's your 5.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 года назад

      ryan at pg jim at sg phyliss at sf dwight at pf kevin at c in terms of the sales team...if we include vickers him over phyliss at sf...no way do i want stanley michael or packer on this team...

  • @Tacklefatkid
    @Tacklefatkid 3 года назад +1

    “THREEE!” *Misses from the paint*

  • @ddbsu30
    @ddbsu30 4 года назад +6

    I demand a breakdown of the final 2-on-2 scene from White Men Can't Jump.

  • @pirkleator34
    @pirkleator34 4 года назад

    I didn't know how much I needed this video. Thank you for combining two of my favorite things.

  • @dogkaisher8841
    @dogkaisher8841 4 года назад +3

    I love how you counted dwight stealing the ball from ryan and scoring as an assist.

    • @Swizzy-D
      @Swizzy-D 3 года назад

      Legend has it Dwight got the idea from the legendary Philadelphia born coach Dr. Jack Ramsey.
      Ramsey according to Dwight, was the innovator of the infamous “Fake Them Out” play where one player dribbles the ball up the floor like they are about to set up a play but then your own teammate steals the ball and shoots before the opposition knows what’s happening.
      Dwight being ever resourceful is a student of the game. Plus he’s got a motor like a Bugatti.

  • @jugzster
    @jugzster 4 года назад +1

    This is not the basketball analysis that we deserved, but the one that we needed

  • @makisekurisu8594
    @makisekurisu8594 4 года назад +9

    So we got
    Micheal “ the big man” Scott
    Dwlight “Hamilton” Shrute
    Jim “Bird” Halpert
    Kevin “Karl” Malone
    Roy “Laimbeer” Anderson

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 года назад

      take mike off he team put on darryl and you got a real squad...ryan as 6th man

  • @thereal.DjBacon
    @thereal.DjBacon 4 года назад +1

    This is the greatest thing on the internet today