Bert Kreischer Tries to Call Dead People | Howie Mandel Does Stuff #53
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- Опубликовано: 28 мар 2022
- Bert Kreischer gives his number out to fans, steals goats, and helps Howie plan his his funeral.
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This is great, we hardly ever get to hear Bert talk about himself.😉
Lmao.. unpopular opinion but that man has the intellect of a 13-year-old and I honestly can't stand him
😂😂
hahahahahahahahahahahaaha
if he ever does get Kevin Hart famous and get invited to do the Oscars, it will be the first time I didn't feel bad for someone getting cancelled. 90% of his "funny" stories is him being a piece of shit and loves telling them over and over.
🤣🤣
this is so great lou cant talk because there is no time for him to jump in with bert talking so much LOL ...... love from hamilton ontario canada
Oh, he does. He tells a great story about a black SUV 😄
Agreed
There was a moment when Lou spoke a Bert turned with a look of oh shit forgot you’re here
@@cornbredx I havent gotten to that part yet lol, I almost forgot Lou was there!! Only 1 nonsense story out of a whole podcast is doing really, REALLY good for Lou! 🤣
"Can you finish that story later" Howie killed me when he cut that guy off from telling his story 🤣🤣
Because Lou is the worst and his stories are even more so
@@chaunceytalent and ur putting it SUPER nice!! Lol Lous stories are so awful I'd rather get kicked in the nads than listen to them 🤣
I just subscribed today. New to the show. Who is Lou?
I almost passed out laughing so hard to that! Lol
@@jwill294 more interesting than bert
Brent: "It was the most hilarious, the best, the most outrageous, the most incredible, the most wasted, the funnest etc., etc...." Great to hear Bart humbly tell stories he's never told.
So glad to hear Bart speak, I have been wanting to hear his life story for years but he always lets the guest or co-host talk on his on podcasts.
Lmao!!!!
Bert*
@@pk4lyfe1 Burnt Chrysler
Berd Meister
Bruce Kersher
hahaha When Lou tries to launch back into his Black SUV story during the prank call setup.
Bert doesn't even need a mic. haha
Howie's podcast is quickly becoming my favorite. His daughter is beautiful and they work well together. My favorite guests are the comedians.
I was stunned when Bert handed his phone to Howie, no one tell him Bert considers a swim in a pool to be equivalent to a shower, and used to wipe his butt with his bare hand no paper.
howie does it for attention pfff
Bert is definitely up there for having spoken the most words
Howie’s so funny. “My daughter hates you?!” He’s so quick.
Funeral idea: Bert's funeral, Leeann's phone rings, it's a recorded message of Bert asking if Bert is there.
I smell bart's movie coming out with the amount of promotion
Hope so!!
I bet it’ll be a while still
@@littlewigglemonster7691 he is on tour rn though so who knows i hope so but idk
We'll know when he starts promoting the movie, we're talking about Bert here...
Of course Brent wants to make a hologram for his funeral. Even after death he will be talking over everyone else in the room 😂
1:17:51 For anyone looking for the story Bert wouldn’t tell…
Goat
The fact they spent 15 minutes trying to call dead people 💀
Howie called him BRET 1:33:33 BAHAHHAHA
Be sure to send it to Nadav lol
Bert: I love Kool-aid!
Howie: ... we know
Bert and Howie both have very
handsome daughters!
“Why’s everybody dead in your stories”-Howie
Lol 💀
The funeral for the 50th is something that was done in the show life in pieces on Netflix a few years ago it didn't turn out to well
I'm your 1 or 2 from 2 Bears...
Yes I put it on pause to "hear the fucking story"
Glad to be on your channel now
I feel like Bert doesn't realize how insane it is that his daughters are SO open with him about their periods ... I GUARANTEE you my little sister would NEVER have called my dad and openly said "i just got my period" ... wow. But tbh it's a good thing to be like them ... glad they feel comfortable enough
Thats weird..... my father even took me shopping for my first bra. It's awkward because of how the father conducts himself over these matters.
I almost got fired from Barnes and noble. Possibly the best line ever. “Bert Kriescher”
What are the odds that Bert is going to sell tickets to his funeral. I definitely want one.
Underrated ass comment right here
this episode made me cry 3 times
Burnt Chrysler Killin it 🥸🤙
Tony Stark did the hologram thing in Endgame.. I love you 3000 🥺
I don’t know what fat is..
Take your shirt off!
I’m fucking dying 🤣😂
That Howie end of the month joke was so underrated 😂😂😂😂
Bruce unable to say thank you to a compliment 😂😂
Frickin love Jackelyn . She's some woman.
absolutely love bert
Bert talking about Bert? Cool
Jackie is an absolute bombshell 🔥
The machine!!
Omg I love Georgia Hardstark 💀 when worlds collide
Who wants to bet that’s a fake subway sandwich next to howie? Get that subway money homie!
This has quickly become one of my favorite podcasts, I love howies humor and his daughter is a great co host ❤
A lot of great emotions during this podcast. I loved it!
talking about the phone numbers. i trained a guy at my old job and about a month after starting he got enough money to get him a cell phone. we got to a customers house that we had to take the product we delivered into her home and she didnt answer the door. he got her number and called her. as we called her she was pulling up at the house so he hung up. she pulled up and looked like she had seen a ghost. she was shaking and crying and clearly shook up. we asked her what was wrong and she told us her dead husband was calling her. come to find out this guys new number was his old number and was stored in her phone. it was crazy!!!
Lou trying to continue his black SUV story only to have Howie and Bert both shut him down had me dying laughing!! Thank goodness they cut him off bc we all know there was no punchline coming, Lou just trails off to different nonsense every time!!
"Wanna finish your story later...?" Almost passed out laughing so hard at that.
How does Howie only have 24k subs…..he’s so likable
Probably his sidekicks meandering and pointless stories. Howie is funny but slowpoke on the sofa can definitely be a huge wrench in the gears.
@@delta666SoT yea the first episode with Rick Glassman was rough, two ocd comics trying to have a serious conversation with that dude derailing all of it…but I think Howie’s too nice to get rid of him.
True. You just made me sub
Oh man, I've loved Brent's comedy for years!
Burp doesn't talk about himself enough.
Believe it or not this is easily one of berts most tame podcast appearances of all time
You mean he’s not as intoxicated?
That bald guy is funny. He should be a comedian.
Wow I'm sooo late to the party, how did I not know Howie has a podcast. Guess I should've guessed he did , everyone does. Glad this is the 1st I'm watching.✌️
Bruh Bert going on all podcasts in existence at the moment. He's been great on all so far.
👋 put it on Cregs, space. 😂✌
Love bert, great podcast this week guys.
Uh... am I the only one that watched and enjoyed the entire show...?
I wanna know about the Black SUV's at the intersection. It was kinda rude to hide his face and cut him off every time LOU speaks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jesus Berts hologram is going to be up there talking about himself the entire funeral!
“How smart am i to think of this hologram idea…. “
“Guys i got the best idea for halloween…”
He kills a jug of koolaid and stares off in the distance, every one will think hes reflecting on an idea, then the hologram jumps up and laughs “Oh are we still recording?”
Berts the best!
Howie mandel is an American treasure mark my words
U R bro
Had to come over from 2 bears!
I asked google how many possible phone numbers there could be, the total number of possible phone numbers is 7,970,000,000.
Its when I didn't have any money. So I offered them 25,000$. - Bert Chrysler
Great Episode. Bert was amazing
I think howie loves what he does
Great interview! I love the two of them! 😅
a hundred percent ready for this!
83% ready for this
17% not ready
Ah! HUNdred PERcent!
Did you press pause on Lou? What the hell that was the least we heard from him 🤣 poor guy we love him !! Press play I’m slow motion at least!
Every time cringy Lou talks, I die a little more inside.
Not as cringe as bert talking
@@glasgowrangersyouletyourcl5032 then why are u listening to this episode?? The fact u like Lou more than Bert tells me everything I need to know about ur sense of humor.... or lack there of!! Gtfoh with that bs
Yeah? Wtf are he doing? sitting there on the couch, contributing with absolutely nothing than awkwardness and creepy vibes!
@@InspectorButters4 the fact you find a grown man talking about his daughters period funny tells me all I need to know about your humour 👍
howie mandel ur a hero of mine these podcasts are a treasure n Jackie ur a gem
Nothing beats Bart wailing when he first watched Toms video
Foxtrot-Juliett-Bravo=FJB=Let's Go Brandon?
I called my dads # who passed away.. I talked to the guy for over an hour.
Thanks Howie!
great show loved it
I googled to find out what happens to your phone number when you die, and this is what was posted number 1 answer in Quora: quote John Nakulski ~
"If you keep your phone in your pocket, the battery will catch fire and accelerate the cremation process. If it survives and you find yourself in a very warm place, please try calling us from the other side, and answer some of our burning questions! :-)"
Delaney Glazer is the dancer Bert is talking about 🤙
Thank you for having the great Bart Krysler as a guest.
His name is actually Burt
@@WesleyThibodeau Bert
@@onehitrquitr5045 Fart*
@@onehitrquitr5045 Bort
@@urbanmouseification Mort from Ork
U know when how we’s (lol) fidgeting with his fingers he’s thinking…
Bert seems like such an awesome girl dad!! He sems clueless half the time lol, but he cares and he tries his best.... that's all that really matters!! I loved getting to hear more about the real Bert instead of just "The Machine" 🤣, hes just awesome
A stand up set at your own funeral is next level
This may be my favorite episode 😂
Howie is extremely funny. Can’t stop laughing.
Gawd damn, you must be high as all hell 😅
YES JACKIE YOU ARE EXACTLY THE SAME, HILARIOUSLY BRILLIANT AND SO SMART LOL YOU'RE SO FUNNY, I LOVE THIS PODCAST!! JACKIE FAN HERE!! 😀😀
Lmao
what did you expect? he's the machine!
Instant classic 💯
Dope episode!
Good stuff!
Bert u r the best brother! we love you.
Two bears sent me here. Subscribing now!
Im gettin a crew togethor to track down an get those tapes i gotta see that show, who in?
I cant believe this podcast isn't at least 150x bigger.
I call friends who’ve died especially when I’m drunk
you get me to luagh always i get all your jokes you cheer me up your show spike is down
This podcast is like tee ball. Howie just setting the ball up for Bert lol
Love you Bert!
Bruce Krishna was very funny!
how good is the name "retox red rocks"
Ralphies phone number would fit on HIS jersey
This is the first time back in a long while. I stopped because of Lou. He really killed it for me with his long winded stories to nowhere and his constant interruptions. This episode was going well, but even the few Lou moments were a reminder of the past.
Idk what it is, he is just an instant vibe killer. 😥 #sorrylou
Agreed!! 1/100 he says something moderately funny, but the other 99/100 times he makes me wanna stop listening to the episode. I know Howie loves to troll people but hes seriously costing himself viewers and fans bc of how much Lou SUCKS!!!! Need more from Jackie and way less from Lou
That was exactly how my first period was. I was sobbing and upset.i was not ready to bleed every month for the next 30ish yrs. I was so upset my mom was concerned that someone was molesting me.
Lou needs slapped by Will Smith. Even burt who is so nice looked at him like, "you arent funny, and why are you here??"
Probably my favorite pod so far!! So funny🤣
This is gonna be good
Lets fucking go, love howies podcast and berts, this should happen multiple times
Uh oh big Bert on the show . Jackie and Howie are great Humans.
I thought this was going to be a PC podcast. Holy shit way to put on a show Howie!