This video right here was the one that made me start watching these and I have to say..... I wish I’d have found this earlier! I haven’t stopped watching these YTP’s! (especially the top gear ones - I actually have a try not to laugh playlist on these TG YTP’s and I CANT STOP LAUGHING!! 🤣)
This is the best video from you i have ever seen. Your videos keep getting better. MG did i die watching this. The titanic reference at the start, all the way to end, was just fabulous
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*"Time for a hit of **_C R A C K"_*
My Channel Lacks Originality It helped dramatically
Oh YeS a GoOd IdEa
*ascends*
HEYyYYY
"aaaaahhaaaa"
OoOoOoOoOo YeAeS gOoD iDeA
The distorted Hammond in the ladder was so funny 😂😂😂
It's like discovering a completely new life form....
I’m wet
You mean when they were doing the pisser movement?
same
blobby very nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2:07 absolute unit
Thicc boi
Who ate all the pies?
e x c e l l e n t
The speed on him!
T H I C C Boi
3:44 Apart from the broken windscreen, and the broken windscreen, the Hovervan is B R O K E N
100th like
Brokenvan
Yes its expensive. I don't think we could sell this for less than a pound.
3:37 wE hAvE hAd SoMe CaLaMaTiEs
Thank you ryosuke very cool
Yeet
But they're not bad ones!
The absolute size of Richard.
The absolute size of James May
5:21 WHAT A MACHINE!!!
But was it a multi-fucking machine?
HORSEPUKE! HORSEPUKE ON MY KINGDOM FOR SOME HORSEPUKE!
*Sit rep!!* _WeeW WuuW_
3:41 Hammond.exe has stopped working
Chad Moodley lol
Maybe it was the crack
1:54 "no really I've got a 50 gallon fuel tank
TaKe YoUr TiMe!"
R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R
EEEEEEEEEEE
_Yes, bit of_ *_POOOOOOWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR_*
This honestly is better than the original. It makes Jeremy sound even more sarcastic than he already is
1:10 "happy?"
"yay"
1:48 I need a 10 hour version of that.
Song???
DragonForce - Through the Fire and Flames
Mason Sparkle ah-ah 😐
This is not for the memes, but the song is actually Darude-Sandstorm lol
@@lds7175 darude dankstorm
1:13 see, earth is round. flat earthers busted
To make matters worse, there was no cooc...
Didn’t expect them to catch on fire trying to go up the WeUw.
Evan Kurdi that really caught me off guard
1:56 T a k E Y O u R T o I M e
No, really, I've got a 50 gallon fuel tank
No really I got a 50 gallon fuel tank take your time
No, really, I've got a 50 gallon fuel tank, T a k E Y O u R T o I M e, ＢＥＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲ
1:59 BEEEEEEEEE
1:59 B B B R R R R R E E E E E [intensifies]
1:39 Clarkson yelling from inside the van gets me every time 😂
Wow, I didn't even notice that until now! 😆
@@TeraZilla5 Go go go go 😂
"I was a multi-fucking machine"
Jeremy Clarkson and me
Power: goes out for 0.00000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds
Girls in class: 5:02
Also 1:59
Or 2:50
@@angyd when the power goes out
OH NO OH NO I CANT BREATHE
I hated that so much in elementary school
theres no words for how true that is
2:07 "YOu aRE iN gOoD sHApe mY MAn"
I can look after you!
4:50 I don't know why I thought this was extremely funny lol
I died here 😂🤣
S**T S**T S**T S**T
3:08 have you’ve fallen in?
*nOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOOoo*
Lol
sIt rEp
he sounds like an upset cat lmao
iM WeT
4:24 Woah! Whats that? Is that a *wew* ?
2:37 haha took me by surprise
Funny yet again, hopefully copyright won’t shrink it
Hang on a minuuuuuuuuute.
Hang oooooooon.
69th like
to try to capture our *f u c k i n g* hover-van
@@sex_therapist Hammond and i formed a pisser movement
James: A hit of *crack*
Jeremy: oOOoooOoooOo
YaEs A gOoD iDeA lEtS ChEeR oUrSeLvEs Up
0:16
3:13 Sitrep: WeeW, WeeW, Wah-uur
Bbbbb.. N o w
We were back on the move
@@galacticcore0796 James, is this a fuh-which way is it here?
@@bestguy2524 Keep R O I I I T E
LEFT
2:07
James Chungus. 😂😂
A N A L C A L L I N G
W A G W A N
ANAL RESCUE
0:43 We've used all our oxygen for f***ing in a sinking van
1:58 music to my ears
0:00 they we’re gonna sis
“Give it moooorrrreee!”
“It’s on the limiter there is no moooorrrreee!”
sharpshooter13ify
10 seconds later*
“We’re being sucked!”
This meant, we had to initiate our emergency *Crack* procedure.
The man himself... Sorta...
Christ, this is funny
2:38 *"To try and capture our fucking hovervan Hammond and I formed a pisser movement"*
Hang on a MIIIIIIM
(windows95bluescreen)
Hang OOOOOO
(windows95bluescreen)
If there was a minister for YTP, you would have been appointed 7 years ago
The BBC can be the opposition disgracefully calling for the righteous minsters resignation
The distortion effect kills me every single time
Let me just say that after being on an up-and-down with depression for >2 months, it feels good to laugh hard again.
Thanks! (Again)
Man I still remember when this made me laugh amidst... that, genuinely made my week.
1:58 my headset actually broke.
No, really, I've got a 50 gallon fuel tank, T a k E Y O u R T o I M e, ＢＥＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲＲ
I pity you.
Or to quote:
Lmao not really
But seriously, I do.
@@FarmYardGaming _Mass Confusion_
@@Fidelitye Goosh.
*_E x t R e m P Ow e r_*
3:44 for once jermeny is right
5:27 the greatest and most epic thing I will ever see in my life
3:41 that was a really reassuring "No"
"I CaN't BrEaThE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Were being SUCKED!
“Have you fallen in?”
“nOoOoO”
Hilarious. And I'm only on the ads.
"I mean, apart from the broken windscreen, the van is broken" XDDDDDD
I've been on a *wEuW* before
Darth Aech how was ur weuw experience
It was *pleasant*
“Is that a weew?”
1:42 I actually almost died
Emergency crack procedure lmao
1:50 darude sandstorm intensifies 😆 great job 👍
Darude jamestorm
“In the Shakespearing style..”HORSE POO, HORSE POO MY KINDOM FOR SOME HORSE POO”
2:06 my boy James looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger
5:20 onwards just killed me...I watched it 9 times 🤣
0:18
the soundtrack chosen was perfect for it lol
POWERrRrRrRrR
"We went down a weiew!"
5:02 Poor Internet Connection
Marcus Volpicella for some reason this part remember me of The Amazing World of Gumball
AaæhHgGHA AaæhHgGHA
"have you fallen in?"
*NoOUoUOUOUo*
Titanic Ford Transit.
Ford transitanic
Thanks god he's a weeaboo destroyer and not a furry destroyer
SPITFIRE I’m also lucky
0:16 "A hit of *C R A C K* "
*OoOoOoOOoOoOOoOo yEs*
Hahaha when Clarkson jumped into the lake I died
You have the best bloody name ever 🤣🤣
You made me spit out my beer this was hilarious! 😂
Its the hovervav
It just needs an X-ray
It's the HoverCock
Has he parked it a long wayawayawayaway
Horavan
4:27 is that a WEEW
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at a RUclips video. You’ve earned a sub good sir.
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it :D
DeployTheDRS no worries mate. You should make a Grand Tour YTP tbh.
@@HelpIwantToLeave Funny thing is I have actually got one waiting to be finished right now haha
This video right here was the one that made me start watching these and I have to say..... I wish I’d have found this earlier! I haven’t stopped watching these YTP’s!
(especially the top gear ones - I actually have a try not to laugh playlist on these TG YTP’s and I CANT STOP LAUGHING!! 🤣)
This is the best video from you i have ever seen. Your videos keep getting better. MG did i die watching this. The titanic reference at the start, all the way to end, was just fabulous
This is the type of shit you watch in class and its 100x funnier
3:37 that shot right there had me on the fucking floor 😂
2:26 *H a m m o n d*
*KEEP RIGHT... LEFT!*
“We’ve used all our oxygen for fucking the sinking van.” 😂😂
0:44
Apart from the broken windscreen this hovervan is broken. Jej
Is audio distortion the new ear rape?
Yes
I don't know why but audio distortion absolutely kills me lol
Darth Aech 5:15 iT wOrKeD
that's deep bro
Well ear rape is audio distortion, so...
I'm up at 2:19 AM eating assorted chocolates I stole from downstairs and watching this video instead of sleeping.
5:20 *_WhAt A mAcHinE_*
3:23
*"KEEP **_R I G H T"_*
why is this the best thing ever
Funniest 6 minutes of my day so far :)
1:48 I'm shaking my ass listening to this song 😂😂😂
“We’ve just realized used all our oxygen for fucking the sinking van”
Jeremy: Hammond what are you doing?
Hammond: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? WHO'S DRIVING
4:12” Hang on a minuuuuuuuuuute, hang ooooooooooooon”
People: *poops top gear*
The grand tour: I am unpoopable!!
3:37 to 3:39
*WE HAVE HAD SOME CALAMITIES*
But they’re not bad ones.
Hammond.exe then decides to stop working
4:10 "Hang on a minuuuuuuute, hang oooooon"
i cant breathe
“Hang on a minuuuuute” “what?” “Hang oooooonnn” 😂
0:18 *_oOooHhH yUEeEsSs_*
With richjames ashore ........
Gogogoogo....
I was a MULTIF*CKING MACHINES
One of the best Top Gear YTPs I've ever seen! The Sandstorm bit was the icing on the cake!
Suomi?
Gentlemen, I think its time we initiate our emergency crack procedure
2:48 that one lawnmower on the backyard blasting chopped grass on my face
"have You fallen in?"
"NoOoOoOoOo!!!!!!"
“I’m wet
I feel like these YTP’s about Top Gear are the best
"We've used all our oxygen for *Fucking* the sinking van"
as someone who made a few YTP myself, I gotta had it to you, the F-bomb at 0:44 is smooooth, damn
4:10 James.exe had stopped working
"I Was a Multifucking Machine" xD
4:43 WE'RE BEING SUCKED!
1:58 MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE ACHIEVED
This is one of the best YTPs I have ever seen. 😂
Oh man Clarkson diving back on the hovervan... That was hilarious! 😂😂😂
2:14 The Demons awoken! I knew it!
This is the funniest YTP I’ve ever seen, thanks for the good laughs
These videos are great when you pair them with your emergency crack procedure.
0:48 Me after having diarrhea