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  • @Tomppa350
    @Tomppa350 4 года назад +49054

    Everybody gangsta till your grandpa starts to speak morse code.

  • @hoseajopan1870
    @hoseajopan1870 4 года назад +10928

    1:40 darude-sandstorm

  • @Cuh007
    @Cuh007 3 года назад +1289

    This is how our grandkids will look at us when we text

    • @raf.nogueira
      @raf.nogueira 3 года назад +46

      They will be using neural interfaces by then lol

    • @susie154
      @susie154 3 года назад +15

      My daughter-in-laws' thumbs move might fast as she texts😂

    • @DieselDoktor
      @DieselDoktor 3 года назад +4

      @Randy Baumery glad to see I’m not the only one thinking this.

    • @mateuszpraseek6733
      @mateuszpraseek6733 2 года назад +1

      @@susie154 My dad told me my fingers are fookin fast when I text

    • @kkkkkkk2028
      @kkkkkkk2028 Год назад

      if humans dont drive themselves to extinction till then that is.

  • @dickb2128
    @dickb2128 3 года назад +1042

    I learned Morse code in 1959 in the Air Force. In 1963 I taught Morse code and other subjects at Keesler AFB, Mississippi. I can still copy code but not so much plain text. I was trained to copy enciphered text. Once you learn it you'll never forget the sound patterns, which is what they actually are. Just like a different language.

    • @aurelius-sparks
      @aurelius-sparks 3 года назад +9

      Wow! I wish I can learn it too!

    • @thebrand647
      @thebrand647 3 года назад +8

      @@cyh..7 around 80 yrs old

    • @supraxv12
      @supraxv12 3 года назад +6

      @@cyh..7 i mean the best scenario would probably be that he was born in 1950, and learned the morse code by the age of 9? But also already dealing with an adult air force job? Ok fine i give up this is too complicated lol

    • @dickb2128
      @dickb2128 3 года назад +33

      @@cyh..7 80 !

    • @corneldobre945
      @corneldobre945 3 года назад +4

      @Big Black Dot. Dude that's the guy who wrote the comment

  • @axelkolatlena5596
    @axelkolatlena5596 4 года назад +11677

    Her: "He must be thinking of
    another woman"
    What he's thinking: "-..- -.- . - - - -.."

    • @mentitaterere
      @mentitaterere 4 года назад +45

      Hahshahahhahahahah

    • @piyoni9887
      @piyoni9887 4 года назад +183

      I’m really about to search up Morse code for this

    • @piyoni9887
      @piyoni9887 4 года назад +291

      I’m not gonna lie, this took too long and I regret it

    • @justahappydolphin2543
      @justahappydolphin2543 4 года назад +38

      @@piyoni9887 what does it say?

    • @imltr1219
      @imltr1219 4 года назад +259

      @@justahappydolphin2543 assuming that the dot after the 4th dash is alone it means "xkemz" if it is not alone it means "xkwz"

  • @dallasluce
    @dallasluce 8 лет назад +6568

    "Hi, how are you?"
    "Fine. You?"

    • @uscgwagner
      @uscgwagner 7 лет назад +175

      Dallas Luce I actually laughed out loud at that

    • @canuck81
      @canuck81 5 лет назад +5

      Man I literally LOL'd for real at that comment

    • @ronaldvlogs5527
      @ronaldvlogs5527 5 лет назад +16

      @@uscgwagner r/fellowkids

    • @theflanman420420
      @theflanman420420 5 лет назад +13

      uscgwagner is there a way to laugh that is silent? Aren’t all laughs “out loud”?

    • @blpblp-tj7ux
      @blpblp-tj7ux 5 лет назад +9

      @@theflanman420420 *brain implodes*

  • @dimlightbulb10
    @dimlightbulb10 3 года назад +418

    The most impressive part of a good telegraph operator is not only interpreting the letters, but also keep track to the point where they can assemble an entire sentence in their heads.

    • @dickb2128
      @dickb2128 3 года назад +6

      It's not telegraph and it's not sentences.

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 3 года назад +24

      @@dickb2128 exactly. It’s basically a language. You don’t hear the individual letters but words. I can’t even do slower than 20wpm Morse code.

    • @technicaltrack5061
      @technicaltrack5061 2 года назад +7

      As one of the gents on here stated…..”you don’t hear each letter”….well you do but its just the beginning & the word is filled in, in your head. You already know what word is going to be, at least 90% of the time. It truly is another language.
      This guy is using a straight key which is what I prefer as well. This gents fist (technique) is great…..his timing is smooth & consistent. I am one of those hams (amateur radio operator) who uses CW (morse code) almost all the time. The conversations on CW are more respectful, educated & “proper”. Not that phone (voice) communicating on ham radio isn’t educated or proper….it just seems more authentic to me. Anyway, this guy does a nice job with his CW, I would have sworn he was using a paddle…..or even a keyboard…

    • @lucasanonimo1070
      @lucasanonimo1070 2 года назад +2

      You're wrong, I talk Morse code, and I say you it's very more easy write than interpret.

    • @ForTheOmnissiah
      @ForTheOmnissiah Год назад +2

      Ye. I just learned morse, and I can key anything I can read quickly and easily. Next step is being able to follow at speeds shown in the video and interpret on the fly. That's fckn hard and is going to take significant practice.

  • @Doeff8
    @Doeff8 3 года назад +1623

    These old geezers KNOW their shit. They totally speak it, without 'thinking' in dots and stripes.... Wow. A closed eon.

    • @mountain177
      @mountain177 3 года назад +62

      Think of it as a language more than dots and stripes.

    • @mountain177
      @mountain177 3 года назад +32

      @@lanceroark6386 damn son, who pissed in your cornflakes this mornin? Just tryin to pass on some helpful info... ffs

    • @jareddory2155
      @jareddory2155 3 года назад +12

      @@lanceroark6386 it’s fuckin Dit and Dah
      You fuckin twit

    • @HueHanaejistla
      @HueHanaejistla 3 года назад +13

      Lance Roark technically it is its own language, a word is composed of a sequence of beep sequences
      language is not restricted to letters on a page. there’s Braille and talking and many other ways of transmitting meaning

    • @Nebularban
      @Nebularban 3 года назад +14

      @@mountain177 i wish he didnt delete his comment so Id see what he said

  • @joshako
    @joshako 4 года назад +11096

    Plot twist: He's Just playing with the button.

  • @perrierri7687
    @perrierri7687 4 года назад +7703

    ”’Me trying to understand the signals that my girl is giving me”
    the signals:

  • @maxvonsteiner8894
    @maxvonsteiner8894 Год назад +90

    This dude transmits data faster than my internet provider.

  • @OGxBUCCWEET
    @OGxBUCCWEET Год назад +28

    He's saying he's from Panama City Florida, age 64, been a ham since 1961, running a Icom radio and a straight key. I believe the call sign is WB0SND "Steve".. You're welcome in the comments.

    • @baikushex0et682
      @baikushex0et682 Год назад +2

      Steve is w5bib

    • @seanwatts8342
      @seanwatts8342 Месяц назад +2

      @@baikushex0et682 He DOES have the speed of an extra class.

  • @keahd6807
    @keahd6807 4 года назад +12550

    Me: Clicking pen because im bored near my grandpa
    Grandpa: "Why do you need a airstrike?"

  • @dub2459
    @dub2459 5 лет назад +42032

    These guys must be swearing a lot, all I hear is beep beep beep.

    • @junglekok4205
      @junglekok4205 5 лет назад +1063

      Lol this is *THE* most underrated comment in this video

    • @cheemsg.i.7130
      @cheemsg.i.7130 5 лет назад +27

      lol

    • @ayamPENYETZ
      @ayamPENYETZ 5 лет назад +279

      I'll sit here until there's someone that can be wooooshed
      Edit: Ok good

    • @Oscar-iz6hx
      @Oscar-iz6hx 5 лет назад +72

      Its morse code idiot

    • @ExplosiveKaboom
      @ExplosiveKaboom 5 лет назад +212

      1bw www.reddit.com/r/woooosh

  • @MC-yy2bx
    @MC-yy2bx 3 года назад +336

    My father learned morse code in the 1930's. It got him a good gig in the Navy when World War 2 broke out. He taught it to me and my brother. When my brother had his jaw, tongue, tonsils and voicebox cut out because of throat cancer, he could still communicate without using a pen or paper. That was 10 years ago in 2011. At that time I thought: " wouldn't it be great if there was an app. For the phone where you could just point the camera at the person that can no longer talk and have the phone read their lips ?" They have such an app. today. I miss my brother.

    • @smscetin
      @smscetin 3 года назад +6

      senin duygularına katılıyor ve kardeşini özlediğini beğeniyorum saygılarımla

    • @MC-yy2bx
      @MC-yy2bx 3 года назад +4

      @@smscetin; Teşekkür ederim.

    • @oriorihanharu10yearsago32
      @oriorihanharu10yearsago32 2 года назад +2

      Whats the app

    • @emircanertunc671
      @emircanertunc671 2 года назад +3

      Allah rahmet eylesin

    • @chibiredhead7082
      @chibiredhead7082 2 года назад +5

      I'm sorry for your loss. Although it stings at first, it's something to be grateful for that technology gets better so that you know others may not experience the pain you and your brother did in the future. Those same advancements mean there's apps that people can use to teach themselves Morse code, like one I have called Morse Mania. I'm still learning but I'll keep coming back to this video until I can decipher it all. I hope you're feeling a little better these days.

  • @PhuongNguyen-zb2en
    @PhuongNguyen-zb2en 3 года назад +114

    Can't imagine the face of the camera guy when the old men suddenly laughed out loud and told him: "The joke he told me was really hilarious"

  • @reese1011
    @reese1011 8 лет назад +12352

    This guy makes the rest of us look like mere amatures

    • @nirki9577
      @nirki9577 6 лет назад +64

      Kenneth Ezell I started learning today,thought I was a pro.Rn I am utterly gobsmacked

    • @linzenmeyer
      @linzenmeyer 6 лет назад +171

      Mere my ass...this dude probably dreams in morse code...like some twisted version of the Matrix..Hamtrix...whatever

    • @kg7yts187
      @kg7yts187 6 лет назад +17

      Ba dum tss

    • @user-bz3ij4vc4f
      @user-bz3ij4vc4f 5 лет назад +27

      Exactly lol. I thought I was decent but fuck I got a long way to go if this is how convos go

    • @brian.7966
      @brian.7966 5 лет назад

      ha ha ha ha ha ha very funny.

  • @littleduck6774
    @littleduck6774 4 года назад +7789

    Girls: why doesn't he recognize my signals?
    Her signals:

    • @sauusa6294
      @sauusa6294 4 года назад +140

      .-.. --- .-..

    • @abyssmage6979
      @abyssmage6979 4 года назад +23

      Facts

    • @temavero2124
      @temavero2124 4 года назад +47

      Girls: we are not that complicated!!
      Also girls:
      ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html

    • @yurbe6286
      @yurbe6286 4 года назад +6

      Im proud to be able to say that i am the 1000th person to like this

    • @wannabewooshed7374
      @wannabewooshed7374 4 года назад

      @@sauusa6294 lol

  • @ThatGaijinFella
    @ThatGaijinFella 3 года назад +93

    I remember as a kid you could tune into morse code signals from ships on your radio. It was eerie the day that morse code stopped being used , to hear silence.

    • @technicaltrack5061
      @technicaltrack5061 2 года назад +4

      Hams use it all the time, CW is the only mode I use. Get an HF receiver & you can listen to your heart’s content……14.100 mhz down to 14,000 mhz during the day & 3.6 mhz down to 3.525 mhz at night.

    • @caesarmonturano9777
      @caesarmonturano9777 5 месяцев назад

      In the navy we would copy commercial press broadcasts, then put them in a little blurb and pass it around the ship. Guys could keep up wth ball scores and top news.

  • @okLonely
    @okLonely 3 года назад +723

    Back then: All you do is spend time morse coding all day, go outside once in a while.

    • @cadler5885
      @cadler5885 3 года назад +20

      ... . .-. .. --- ..- ... .-.. -.-- / ?

    • @PirateCat822
      @PirateCat822 3 года назад +9

      @@cadler5885
      01001001 01000100 01001011 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100001 01111001 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 00110111 00110000 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01001110 01101111 01110010 01110011 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101100 01101100 01100101 01100111 01100001 01101100 00100000 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00101110

    • @poisonpotato9116
      @poisonpotato9116 3 года назад +8

      @@cadler5885 | _.__ . ... / __ .. ... _ . ._.

    • @GIGATHEBOT
      @GIGATHEBOT 3 года назад +6

      @@cadler5885 question mark is ..--.. btw

    • @zero8zero.5one5
      @zero8zero.5one5 3 года назад +8

      @@cadler5885 i just decrypted your message on paper and it’s translated as “Seriously?”

  • @forsaturn4629
    @forsaturn4629 4 года назад +9172

    When he said “.--. . -. .. ...” I felt that.

  • @andrewmg5915
    @andrewmg5915 5 лет назад +9104

    When you dad takes away your phone and locks the computer but you need to know if your gf is going out with you tonight.

    • @jansu1938
      @jansu1938 5 лет назад +34

      so true

    • @SheIITear
      @SheIITear 5 лет назад +206

      You have a gf and your dad still takes your phone away, how old are you, 10?

    • @era1473
      @era1473 5 лет назад +64

      @@SheIITear maybe a teen?..

    • @coroso136
      @coroso136 5 лет назад +57

      @@SheIITear get the fuck away you weeb

    • @bittewarten3783
      @bittewarten3783 5 лет назад +70

      Imagine having a gf

  • @indonesia8394
    @indonesia8394 3 года назад +251

    No one's gonna talk how fast he using the telegraf like man, i can't imagine ppl back then using telegraf to send a message as fast as they could without any mistakes

    • @ledfloyd9035
      @ledfloyd9035 3 года назад +63

      Well what gets even crazier is when you had to do that shit under incredible pressure. WW2 a forward camp is trying to coordinate targets with the navy and you can't make a mistake or you could be responsible for allied lives.

    • @DJAutism1
      @DJAutism1 3 года назад +15

      they are doing that at about 18-22 words per minute

    • @afrini
      @afrini 3 года назад +4

      @Bravo not anymore

    • @Vsuvi
      @Vsuvi 3 года назад +2

      Oof i understand morse code but it takes me a while for me to translate it into letters

    • @markwright760
      @markwright760 3 года назад

      @@ledfloyd9035 Au contraire, you might think more clearly under stressful conditions...since dying is imminent and such.

  • @KjartanAndersen
    @KjartanAndersen 3 года назад +41

    Rusty navy comms guy here, but for those not capable of reading morse code I can tell that his c/s is W5BIB/m, he is 64 yrs and ham since 1961, now on PC beach with his Icom 735 with a J-44 Straight key talking to Hendry on the other end who is born in 1961 and has been a ham for 36 years.

    • @Roadglide59
      @Roadglide59 2 года назад +2

      Thank you for the translation. I had to learn CW for my General back almost 20 years ago. Have mostly been phone, very little CW. Moving to the Philippines soon, I will need CW to chat back to the states as it cuts through better than SSB.

    • @bert_wert
      @bert_wert Месяц назад

      Y Returned Fm P.C. Beach, FL in 30? 30 FT Brave M/H And NW back home but still in M/H hee age HR 64 and been ham since 61 ..-.-. ? 1961 = Running icom 7y5 and straight key old j44 hee so SW NW WB0SND/M W5BIB/M -.--.

  • @c.r.edmister5223
    @c.r.edmister5223 4 года назад +10533

    Imagine having to understand all this during battle when shit was getting *REAL*

  • @Snordehartet
    @Snordehartet 4 года назад +4616

    Yall: "hes probably ex navy"
    Him: *is wearing a navy hat*

    • @lustantinoanimations5699
      @lustantinoanimations5699 4 года назад +107

      *PROBABLY*

    • @norr0513
      @norr0513 4 года назад +11

      Why So Serious? He’s talking to the people who are doing that not him

    • @norr0513
      @norr0513 4 года назад +3

      Why So Serious? 👍

    • @evedan100
      @evedan100 4 года назад

      You all* or you guys*

    • @j.d.schultzsr.9215
      @j.d.schultzsr.9215 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, maybe the hat was a giveaway, but his Vibroplex straight key definitely has a NAVY knob. W8IMP, MM2, USNR 1965-71

  • @lmurphy0000
    @lmurphy0000 3 года назад +163

    I'd love if after all his tapping there was a voice on the radio just said
    "What did you say?"

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 3 года назад

      The radio is in CW mode so he wouldn’t have heard the words, just noise. I had someone try to speak back via phone (voice mode) when I was sending Morse and it was really annoying.

  • @paulplack490
    @paulplack490 3 года назад +42

    I love these guys who are so experienced the code becomes just a second language. Casually reading the paper while conversing in Morse!

    • @maxx21147
      @maxx21147 3 года назад +3

      Using the newspaper to take notes on...

  • @gabbcrunchy6327
    @gabbcrunchy6327 5 лет назад +14995

    Girls locker room: eew a spider
    Boys locker room:. .- ... - . .-. . --. --.

    • @Avigeo
      @Avigeo 4 года назад +359

      @@annoyingkid7944 Go to bed

    • @lebakir3332
      @lebakir3332 4 года назад +770

      @Irock2190 Ah yes, racist to divide two genders.
      It's also sexist to divide races

    • @norr0513
      @norr0513 4 года назад +69

      Avigeo take a hike and learn about a joke

    • @norr0513
      @norr0513 4 года назад +50

      Lebakir he also was joking..

    • @insanedrummer1572
      @insanedrummer1572 4 года назад +28

      What’s it mean?

  • @raafiikhsaneffendi8797
    @raafiikhsaneffendi8797 4 года назад +4941

    Me in 2011 :
    Me in 2020 : *Still waiting for the subtitle*

  • @PepperThePupper
    @PepperThePupper 3 года назад +644

    Friday Night Funkin fans be like “Yo this slaps”

    • @driphearts8035
      @driphearts8035 3 года назад +7

      SO UNDERRATED OMFG IM HOWLING

    • @user-so3eh6bn4t
      @user-so3eh6bn4t 3 года назад

      lolll

    • @user-lx1ws9lf9c
      @user-lx1ws9lf9c 3 года назад +3

      grandma is garanteed a rythmgame boss

    • @Hershewed
      @Hershewed 3 года назад +1

      @ It's Fresh ngl I would actually download or purchase that mod and play it if someone ever made it cause I like stuff like that

    • @skipelen
      @skipelen 3 года назад +1

      100 gecs fans:

  • @Alpysf
    @Alpysf 3 года назад +126

    Trying to understand this conversation at this speed, I feel like I don’t know morse code at all.

    • @Alpysf
      @Alpysf 3 года назад +8

      @@aduantas I do, and believe me, it doesn’t make much of a difference. I’m just as clueless as you are😂

    • @babyshrek455
      @babyshrek455 3 года назад +4

      @@Alpysf just keep practicing I'm sure you'll be able to understand it at that speed some day

    • @victorwilson4138
      @victorwilson4138 3 года назад +3

      Same here, x radioman 3rd, 1965. These guys are fast and I'm rusty.

    • @Bubu567
      @Bubu567 3 года назад +23

      Translation:
      ... returned from Panama City Beach, FL In 30ft Brave Motorhome and now back home, but still in motorhome. indecipherable ... and been ham since 1961 running ICOM735 and straight key old J44... indecipherable

    • @silvereagle5317
      @silvereagle5317 3 года назад +1

      @@Bubu567 Thanks a lot! I was wondering what they were saying.

  • @whatsthedealyo9054
    @whatsthedealyo9054 4 года назад +7677

    Teacher: Remember. You cannot speak during independent reading time.
    Back of the class:

    • @PedroLopes-rw5sw
      @PedroLopes-rw5sw 4 года назад +153

      I really relate to this cus me and my highschool friends had a Morse code like system for cheating during tests

    • @amback2681
      @amback2681 4 года назад +19

      @@PedroLopes-rw5sw oh

    • @belledelphine9692
      @belledelphine9692 4 года назад +31

      Pedro Lopes my friend and i cheat on tests using morse code too HAHAJKSKDKDK

    • @oshkiv4684
      @oshkiv4684 4 года назад +17

      @@PedroLopes-rw5sw i tried to get my friends to do this, but we were too lazy to learn it.

    • @memutzafortebracci1061
      @memutzafortebracci1061 4 года назад

      BRUH

  • @J.R.Swish1
    @J.R.Swish1 4 года назад +7785

    X Æ A-12 introducing himself in the first day of school

  • @Bradley_P
    @Bradley_P 3 года назад +33

    Me: hey grandpa, lets have a rap battle
    Grandpa:

  • @creativerecycling
    @creativerecycling 3 года назад +97

    My dad learned this in WW2. We were listening to short wave once, I could barely hear anything… he grabbed a pencil and started writing down sentences. Wish I had learned it when I was younger. The original digital communication.

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 3 года назад +2

      Uh no. This is completely analog.

    • @KevinDurette
      @KevinDurette 3 года назад +6

      @@kishascape CW or "continuous wave" is either on or off, so yes, in that sense, it's quite digital. (I'm a software engineer and an amateur radio operator.)

    • @stargazer7644
      @stargazer7644 2 года назад

      It is never too late. CW is still used on amateur radio.

    • @dangeary2134
      @dangeary2134 Год назад +2

      @@kishascapewhat, you think they didn’t have abbreviations like we have today? WTF!
      Go2 H20!

    • @mika_iran
      @mika_iran 11 месяцев назад

      @@kishascape are you retarded?

  • @codfish1113
    @codfish1113 5 лет назад +5617

    See y'all in 8 years from now when the algorithm recommends this again.

  • @quyngo1999
    @quyngo1999 4 года назад +3028

    Girls: why don't boys get our hints.
    The hints:

  • @jerrykrautenstaben6584
    @jerrykrautenstaben6584 3 года назад +62

    For all the comments that wanted a translation. Here is a basic gist of what he is saying.
    Returned from P.C. Beach FL (Florida) in a 30 ft Brave (Winnebago) M/H (mobile home). Am back home now but still in the M/H. His name is Steve, he said he is using an Icom 7300 and then gives the model of his Morse code key. A lot of abbreviations are used. SO HWNW means (how do you copy now?). He gives his age 64 and has been a ham since 61.
    The other ham says that there is QSB (signal fading) but he was able to copy.

    • @maxx21147
      @maxx21147 3 года назад +5

      ham since 1961

    • @garrett5386
      @garrett5386 Год назад +1

      He wouldn’t be 64 if he was born in 61. My dad was born in 64

    • @jerrykrautenstaben8698
      @jerrykrautenstaben8698 Год назад +5

      @@garrett5386 please reread, we has been a HAM radio operator since 61 (not born in 61)

    • @garrett5386
      @garrett5386 Год назад

      @@jerrykrautenstaben8698 oops my bad I misread

    • @livelongandprosper70
      @livelongandprosper70 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@garrett5386your stupid 😂😂

  • @cordialman1188
    @cordialman1188 3 года назад +64

    Nobody gonna talk about his pal on the other side?

  • @chai4029
    @chai4029 5 лет назад +3784

    “What kind of music do you listen to?”
    “It’s complicated”

    • @serianaa
      @serianaa 5 лет назад +27

      Nope. Not buying it, this joke is in over thousands of videos, sorry

    • @downjapanlane608
      @downjapanlane608 5 лет назад +12

      Your unoriginal comment doesn't deserve likes.

    • @yeet5745
      @yeet5745 5 лет назад +3

      Gtfo

    • @rosalemön
      @rosalemön 5 лет назад +7

      Lol yall need to chill. It was a joke. Unoriginal, but still

    • @dreadfulbadger
      @dreadfulbadger 5 лет назад +8

      *insert comment whining about an unoriginal joke you forced me to read

  • @randomnem922
    @randomnem922 4 года назад +6418

    Everyone gansta till granpa starts playin darude sandstorm at 1:39

  • @mr.berns-yotrii7189
    @mr.berns-yotrii7189 3 года назад +34

    that moment you realize gramps just called in a tactical strike on the neighbors dog for crapping on his lawn.

  • @sakuyaizayoi8946
    @sakuyaizayoi8946 3 года назад +94

    *_everybody gangsta till grandpa rickrolls through the telegram._*

    • @timmyg8888
      @timmyg8888 3 года назад +1

      Meanwhile...
      "What?"
      "Fucking rickrolled..."
      "This guy sucks"
      "STFU, GUYS! I LOVE BEING RICKROLLED!"
      "Goddammit, not this guy again..."

    • @SnasUndertale
      @SnasUndertale 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ub82Xb1C8os/видео.html
      Here's the morse code tutorial for how to rickroll people in morse code

  • @JohnNowakKindSir
    @JohnNowakKindSir 4 года назад +2810

    Imagine telling a joke like that:
    *sits with straight face*
    *beep* *beep* *be* *be* *beep*
    *laughs*

    • @techmaniac43
      @techmaniac43 4 года назад +101

      Beeep beep beeep beep beep bep bep
      Lmao, what a joke
      Answers back: beep beep beep beeeeeep beep beep beep beep
      The guy on the other side: Hahahahahahahah

    • @ulfmusskacken
      @ulfmusskacken 4 года назад +6

      @Teh Jamez dude you can't drop truth bombs like that out of nowhere

    • @racingginger3147
      @racingginger3147 4 года назад +3

      @Teh Jamez fuuuuck group chats, damn them to the depths of hell.

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 4 года назад

      @Teh Jamez lol

    • @ezequieldirusso2830
      @ezequieldirusso2830 4 года назад

      shitposting now is like that.

  • @erinasama4976
    @erinasama4976 4 года назад +6424

    Random guy: "Sir, your son died 2 days ago by car accident"
    Grandpa:
    . . - .

  • @ramjetejmar8143
    @ramjetejmar8143 3 года назад +19

    Learned the code in 69 and still using it on a weekly net I manage. Love the dits and the dahs.

  • @thanos3590
    @thanos3590 3 года назад +58

    Me : “Bored to hell with my grandpa”
    Grandpa : “ initiate operation air strike in Moscow”

  • @PassTheSnails
    @PassTheSnails 5 лет назад +3013

    When he said “beep beeee beep beep beeeee beep”
    I felt that.

    • @fionncaomanac339
      @fionncaomanac339 5 лет назад +33

      -.. --- / -.-- --- ..- / . ...- . -. / -- --- .-. ... . ?

    • @MrJerry619
      @MrJerry619 5 лет назад +4

      This comment was amazing

    • @justincruz9511
      @justincruz9511 5 лет назад

      Fr

    • @Rwrft5
      @Rwrft5 5 лет назад +7

      Not funny
      didn't laugh

    • @formerunsecretarygeneralba9536
      @formerunsecretarygeneralba9536 5 лет назад

      I'm just trying to imagime that the only word a language has is beeep and people talk like
      Beep beep beep beeeeep beeeeep beeeep beep beep beep.

  • @oxygen0069
    @oxygen0069 4 года назад +2873

    “My grandkids are filming me send help”
    “Lol get rekt nub”

    • @DLkiba
      @DLkiba 4 года назад +1

      Does it really say that

    • @maarten4504
      @maarten4504 4 года назад +70

      @@DLkiba ofcourse not

    • @subol9375
      @subol9375 4 года назад +8

      @@maarten4504 I dunno man

    • @DLkiba
      @DLkiba 4 года назад +4

      @@maarten4504 that's sad :(

    • @GrimBirthday
      @GrimBirthday 4 года назад

      @@DLkiba Yes!

  • @maxprivate3805
    @maxprivate3805 3 года назад +21

    "Booty call accepted, please depart immediately!"

  • @chroniclesofbap6170
    @chroniclesofbap6170 3 года назад +190

    People like this make the NSA and Homeland Security cry

    • @xThunderxWolfx
      @xThunderxWolfx 3 года назад +15

      Do they? It's like the most well known code.

    • @chroniclesofbap6170
      @chroniclesofbap6170 3 года назад +16

      @@xThunderxWolfx You can easily hide your own code inside it. It is antiquated. It is anonymous. It's hard to nail down the frequencies etc etc etc

    • @jannadrielcervo7753
      @jannadrielcervo7753 3 года назад +9

      Well it uses a frequency. I'm pretty sure NSA is tuned to every frequency to find secret conversations between people. Old technology may no longer be widely used, but it can still be useful for a medium of communication by drug cartels or illegal organizations.

    • @chroniclesofbap6170
      @chroniclesofbap6170 3 года назад +12

      @@jannadrielcervo7753 So criminals and cartels are using it and you say it's no good.

    • @jannadrielcervo7753
      @jannadrielcervo7753 3 года назад +3

      @@chroniclesofbap6170 I said it "can" be use by them.

  • @arenmadatyan1215
    @arenmadatyan1215 4 года назад +5472

    Love him or hate him, but he is spitting straight facts.

    • @brazillianbuttliftauthority
      @brazillianbuttliftauthority 4 года назад +51

      Aren Madatyan *** bleeping straight facts

    • @MasterChef-ux3gk
      @MasterChef-ux3gk 4 года назад +23

      "Fax" lol

    • @MasterChef-ux3gk
      @MasterChef-ux3gk 4 года назад +1

      Also I mean fax as a joke do I don't get wooshed

    • @HullsColby
      @HullsColby 4 года назад +3

      @@MasterChef-ux3gk WoAh wHat dO yOu meAn bY "ffAaXx"?

    • @Bemw0
      @Bemw0 4 года назад

      Psykko Gaming Official was gonna say that

  • @yeeturmcbeetur8197
    @yeeturmcbeetur8197 5 лет назад +1655

    “Ey, pass the aux”
    “You better not play trash”

    • @tobi9651
      @tobi9651 4 года назад +11

      *Laugh's in apple* *chockes on an apple*

    • @lowlight1063
      @lowlight1063 4 года назад +3

      Yeah right? It sounds djenty

    • @yeeturmcbeetur8197
      @yeeturmcbeetur8197 4 года назад +3

      lowlight does have a bit of djent. Gotta agree.

    • @breezyberwick1927
      @breezyberwick1927 4 года назад +2

      Dude, are you the same guy that gave a streamer stug and ash prime?

    • @yeeturmcbeetur8197
      @yeeturmcbeetur8197 4 года назад +1

      Breezy Berwick yes lmao. How tf did u find me?🤣

  • @danielcardwell5457
    @danielcardwell5457 3 года назад +18

    This is how you get away with having an affair without your other half knowing

  • @caesarmonturano9777
    @caesarmonturano9777 5 месяцев назад +3

    did USN class A Radio School in 1957. I worked with it for about six or seven years after that, then radio teletype, etc. took over most overthing I was involved with.
    Still nothing like being at sea on a dark night, sitting a circuit and having somebody check in from somewhere out there in the dark. Always something of a thrill. I still send code in my head, always have, but find taking over twenty wpm with a pencil now is getting tough. Last time I checked in here was over ten years ago and at 84 I'm afraid I'm slipping a little, but I still love it. Great memories and best wishes to all the old timers.

  • @vMilan
    @vMilan 4 года назад +3255

    Me: *randomly clicking pen*
    Kid who knows morse code:
    Hmmmmmm

    • @Aki-bp7kk
      @Aki-bp7kk 4 года назад +76

      Milan Why would i send nudes fam?

    • @Aki-bp7kk
      @Aki-bp7kk 4 года назад +11

      Lukas Sagner Good to see you comrade

    • @alphariusfuze8089
      @alphariusfuze8089 4 года назад +1

      ;0

    • @lockheedmartin2112
      @lockheedmartin2112 4 года назад +32

      Kid who knows Morse Code: Why does he want to have an orgy with Shrek, Yoda, and Shaggy and reestablish the Soviet Union?

    • @JadeMythriil
      @JadeMythriil 4 года назад +5

      Cheating 100

  • @xperialgaming6614
    @xperialgaming6614 4 года назад +5023

    Plot twist: Grandpa was droping sick *BaRs* and everyone was being roasted

  • @68spc
    @68spc 3 года назад +30

    As a modern ham, I feel very sheepish when I get around other guys doing code like that. Just like everyone here watched this, it’s even more amazing when you have a real pileup going and they still can do an exchange for a DX or contest. Maybe I will learn code some day. Maybe.

  • @knpstrr
    @knpstrr 3 года назад +11

    Reading the paper while sending out morse code. What a boss

    • @maxx21147
      @maxx21147 3 года назад +1

      I was using the 'paper' to jot down notes during our conversation so that I could makes comments when I answered him.

  • @CarmineKar98K
    @CarmineKar98K 5 лет назад +3504

    Me: *Doesn't understand a single thing*
    Also Me: *Checks comment section for a legitimate translation.*
    Commenters: No U.

    • @sonia.bennett1
      @sonia.bennett1 4 года назад +4

      Just get sone closed captions up in here

    • @MatevzRotar
      @MatevzRotar 4 года назад

      Factsss

    • @hienosaatoa
      @hienosaatoa 4 года назад +25

      Here's a video on how you can learn morse code in minutes
      ruclips.net/video/6n3pFFPSlW4/видео.html

    • @nathanhale4328
      @nathanhale4328 4 года назад +39

      @@hienosaatoa I have fallen Victim to one of the classic blunder
      Read more

    • @superclovergamer4683
      @superclovergamer4683 4 года назад +12

      @@nathanhale4328
      Great now I have fallen into one myself
      Read more

  • @gt3rs780
    @gt3rs780 4 года назад +3453

    So basically, darude - sandstrom has hidden message for us

  • @tadpole53
    @tadpole53 2 года назад +14

    I've started learning Morse code, and so far within about 3 days I've managed to learn the entire alphabet and numbers 0-9, plus punctuation. I had no clue it could be so fast LOL, I managed to make out a 5 during all of this and that was it because I'm just so amazed. I hope one day I'll have the ear to make out more.

    • @maxx21147
      @maxx21147 2 года назад +4

      practice, practice, practice... it'll come quicker than you think

    • @astsenpai6721
      @astsenpai6721 2 года назад

      Oo nice

    • @schbrachbolidsei
      @schbrachbolidsei Год назад

      I'm sure, you learned it the wrong way, visualizing the dits and dahs. That will keep you on a beginners level forever. Unless you learn it only acoustically by head copying you will make no speed progress whatsoever!

    • @Filbertfriend
      @Filbertfriend 2 месяца назад

      @@schbrachbolidsei Yeah, I learned the whole alphabet in a day. Did some research and basically realized I taught myself the worst way possible lol. Restarted with the Koch method, only 3 characters in at 20WPM but I can feel the muscle memory kicking in very slowly. Not thinking about the dits and dahs and just trying to go by sound. Very fun, and very challenging. As someone with an affinity for music, I expected it to click much faster. No problem though, I know this is going to take a ton of practice.

  • @louiehuckle1177
    @louiehuckle1177 3 года назад +19

    Who else got this randomly recommended nine years later

    • @zero8zero.5one5
      @zero8zero.5one5 3 года назад

      i searched for “Morse Code Messages”

  • @maxwelljarman7785
    @maxwelljarman7785 4 года назад +3276

    When he said “.. / .--. .. .--. . -.. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .-- .. ..-. .” it really got me 😧

    • @skjorta1984
      @skjorta1984 4 года назад +213

      *me trying to decipher this string for about 15 seconds before realising it's not coherent

    • @NefariousTwigs
      @NefariousTwigs 3 года назад +17

      That’s what I did too lol

    • @kokey2782
      @kokey2782 3 года назад +40

      Bruh that all k
      The word is. K k k k k k

    • @Oxideacid
      @Oxideacid 3 года назад +1

      @@kokey2782 k

    • @viniciussilvamacena7394
      @viniciussilvamacena7394 3 года назад +6

      KKKKKKKKK

  • @tardwrangler
    @tardwrangler 4 года назад +2108

    Me and the boys without Discord during WW3

    • @offbrandharrypotter1592
      @offbrandharrypotter1592 3 года назад +16

      Actually morse code isn't used really anymore

    • @man.7237
      @man.7237 3 года назад +18

      Me and only me without discord until this thrusday

    • @cj_crew
      @cj_crew 3 года назад +56

      @@offbrandharrypotter1592 me and the boys trying to make a joke and tell you come by

    • @offbrandharrypotter1592
      @offbrandharrypotter1592 3 года назад +2

      @@cj_crew until I came by lol how old are yoy

    • @kevinonogikaito3371
      @kevinonogikaito3371 3 года назад +10

      @@offbrandharrypotter1592 nah you're wrong I think,It will get used forever if necessary like for secret Order and Ship Morse code.

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela 3 года назад +12

    I love how chill he is too.

  • @stevec9625
    @stevec9625 3 года назад +6

    This was cool to watch. My dad was a radioman in the Navy during WW2. He was also my hero. He's gone now and sadly no one in the family can remember what ship he was on other than that it was a supply ship.

  • @heathkitchen4315
    @heathkitchen4315 4 года назад +1728

    He is swinging his leg to keep the rhythm. It’s a common method. He’s a pro.

    • @RehabProjectSRCB
      @RehabProjectSRCB 4 года назад +146

      And as soon as he stops sending, and starts receiving he stops the leg and focuses on the message.

    • @heathkitchen4315
      @heathkitchen4315 4 года назад +5

      Thanks for the upvotes.

    • @rapiintheskyy3585
      @rapiintheskyy3585 4 года назад +2

      @@heathkitchen4315 loll

    • @Coalrollinfurry
      @Coalrollinfurry 4 года назад +2

      Metronome.

    • @Abel-lz8lc
      @Abel-lz8lc 4 года назад

      Heisenbergdl what’s metronome?

  • @_LautaroArriola_
    @_LautaroArriola_ 4 года назад +3418

    Me: **Tells a joke**
    Grandpa: .... .- .... .- .... .- .... .- .-.-.

  • @kas5899
    @kas5899 3 года назад +17

    Imagine if you and your friend knew morse code and you just give answers to each other.

  • @rodrigo53
    @rodrigo53 3 года назад +75

    I didn’t understand much, but he was warning his friend of the sandstorm 1:40

  • @adamhidayat1860
    @adamhidayat1860 4 года назад +2433

    *friend make a joke
    Grandpa: *laugh in Morse code*

  • @NilesBlackX
    @NilesBlackX 4 года назад +2676

    1:40 wait a minute... Is that...

    • @ChrisPBacon-1313
      @ChrisPBacon-1313 3 года назад +186

      I thought the damn same exact thing 😂

    • @kozkeyy8362
      @kozkeyy8362 3 года назад +92

      Is it among us thing

    • @rozeliafayard3668
      @rozeliafayard3668 3 года назад +465

      @@kozkeyy8362 Darude Sandstorm 😂

    • @johnt4060
      @johnt4060 3 года назад +86

      Darude sandstorm lmao

    • @kozkeyy8362
      @kozkeyy8362 3 года назад +25

      @@JohnnyDeppSmashedOnCocaine You got voted thing and those beeps sound similar

  • @thedetailingking1014
    @thedetailingking1014 3 года назад +2

    I needed this because I have a test on this. So thank you

  • @Elemeco
    @Elemeco 2 года назад +3

    Thanks to guys like this, is that we could currently enjoy the communications as they are today.

  • @akishamicaellasajolga7418
    @akishamicaellasajolga7418 4 года назад +2719

    was this on everyone's recommendation randomly again

    • @St-ef9ru
      @St-ef9ru 4 года назад +4

      Lmao yeah

    • @user-tu7rm9lz8d
      @user-tu7rm9lz8d 4 года назад

      I can relate.

    • @gustavodfs3
      @gustavodfs3 4 года назад +7

      yea like why the fuck this was on my recommendation? I literally never searched for anything related to it lol

    • @caleb3476
      @caleb3476 4 года назад

      YES😂

    • @FBI-xr1rf
      @FBI-xr1rf 4 года назад +2

      *Yes Grandma*

  • @HugDeeznueces
    @HugDeeznueces 7 лет назад +2338

    he lost me at the first dah

  • @incredulousd9408
    @incredulousd9408 3 года назад +9

    When he started playing sandstorm was particularly lit.

  • @pinballrobbie
    @pinballrobbie 3 года назад +8

    My father in law was a wireless operator in the 2nd world war and had a stroke in his late eighties that left him unable to speak but he was still fluent in morse code and talked to the world through radio.

  • @kelly806
    @kelly806 4 года назад +1154

    And he never took a breath in that whole conversation...

    • @Ziqrul
      @Ziqrul 4 года назад +6

      I know right

    • @Johnny.Picklez
      @Johnny.Picklez 4 года назад

      @Nick İsim but it really puts you in the conversation. Makes you think

    • @Artaxerxes.
      @Artaxerxes. 4 года назад

      He did

    • @rewindd
      @rewindd 4 года назад

      Artaxerxes go learn what a joke is

    • @rewindd
      @rewindd 4 года назад +1

      Addison Easterwood joke joke joke it’s a joke bruh

  • @stifnoxii8591
    @stifnoxii8591 4 года назад +1948

    When he said: "tooot tot tot tot toott tot tot"
    I felt that.

    • @anywow5120
      @anywow5120 4 года назад +11

      Funny

    • @anywow5120
      @anywow5120 4 года назад +12

      @@KannaTheGamer It's suppose to be about something that is deep that someone says it. Like the billie eilish 14 yo fans meme

    • @kai1742
      @kai1742 4 года назад +3

      Stfu weeb

    • @engineergaming1669
      @engineergaming1669 4 года назад +2

      Haha nice comment, you are one funny person hehe so funny

    • @jayzcoverz1809
      @jayzcoverz1809 4 года назад +1

      Not funny

  • @pudgiecardenas842
    @pudgiecardenas842 3 года назад +10

    All joke aside this is dope af look how calmly he just popped off in morse code

  • @kennethhepke3264
    @kennethhepke3264 3 года назад +9

    What an operator!-perfect morse spacing etc-clearly a retired pro..

  • @holzwurm_hd7029
    @holzwurm_hd7029 4 года назад +2311

    In reality he is just getting the answers for his crossword puzzle.

  • @bryanmartinez6600
    @bryanmartinez6600 4 года назад +753

    *Listens To Beeps*
    "DON'T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME YOUNG MAN!"

    • @chupit7323
      @chupit7323 4 года назад +18

      *yells in hard beep

  • @ChrisDN
    @ChrisDN 3 года назад +9

    There were a couple of moments where I honestly thought this was going to break out in to Darude's Sandstorm.

  • @tomhensarling5890
    @tomhensarling5890 Год назад +4

    I was a Navy radioman in the 60's. Got up to about 30 wpm. I still love the sound of CW.

  • @MrDeaconlightning
    @MrDeaconlightning 5 лет назад +1465

    Old school morse operator. Probably was a code operator in the Navy. Has no decoder, while he just listens and decodes with his experience.

    • @gustavobalboa6630
      @gustavobalboa6630 5 лет назад +185

      Could probably guess by looking st his hat

    • @WM-gf8zm
      @WM-gf8zm 4 года назад +32

      not that hard tbh, i watch every evening before sleep morse code tracing, memorized a lot in a short time, do this few years & ur master

    • @norr0513
      @norr0513 4 года назад

      W M mhm

    • @eldinamita7550
      @eldinamita7550 4 года назад

      Hat says navy

    • @dannygarden464
      @dannygarden464 4 года назад +1

      You're a genius that was a hard one to figure it out ;)

  • @michaelrmcornejo
    @michaelrmcornejo 8 лет назад +2049

    he said, "nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something they say but nothing comes out when they move their lips just a bunch of gibberish..."

    • @Canes01miami
      @Canes01miami 8 лет назад +70

      Forget about Dre

    • @fuckedinthehead3954
      @fuckedinthehead3954 7 лет назад +44

      Mike Cornejo ... and motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre! Made my fucking day! xD

    • @kaylat7063
      @kaylat7063 7 лет назад +2

      Mike Cornejo lmaoaoaoa

    • @aarondonelon5206
      @aarondonelon5206 6 лет назад +6

      Smoke weed every day!

    • @gchsbus
      @gchsbus 5 лет назад +6

      They need to copy this video and do one of those where at the end they turn him into a black person thug with the blunt in his mouth and play the rap music. You know what i mean.

  • @hyperparadox1
    @hyperparadox1 3 года назад +27

    Me: playing with grandpa's ham radio
    Military general on the other end: 10-4, ICBMs en route

  • @KevinDurette
    @KevinDurette 3 года назад +9

    In a two-way conversation, it's customary to match the other person's speed, but because sending is way easier than copying, you have to slow yourself down when you send to ensure they don't respond back so fast you can't understand. His sending speed in this video is only maybe 50% to 100% faster than I am if I ignore this rule (with only a couple months of serious practice), but if he can HEAR this fast too, well damn, that's what's even more incredible to me! He's easily ten times my speed.

  • @_L_H
    @_L_H 4 года назад +1290

    2019 : morse code conversation
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    2050 : Smartphone texting converstaion

  • @johnthemarshan2954
    @johnthemarshan2954 4 года назад +1948

    Me: grandpa what are you doing
    Grandpa: Im ordering pizza for dinner

    • @Gakvu
      @Gakvu 4 года назад +5

      @yo lo then you hear a knock on the door and you hear "its the pizza man!"

    • @Kanner1944
      @Kanner1944 4 года назад +2

      @Marios Bairaktarhs then you forgot that where is your wallet so you paid him a gold bar that you got from the war

    • @Buciasda33
      @Buciasda33 4 года назад

      @@Gakvu Knocks are in Morse Code.

    • @moosey2842
      @moosey2842 4 года назад

      @Marios Bairaktarhs *man opens tank door* "pizzas here!"
      Grandpa who the fuck did you call for pizza?

    • @Srobertooo
      @Srobertooo 4 года назад

      Then grandpa realized that he called a pizzeria that was made in the times of World War 2 and they used to deliver pizzas to soldiers with tanks and they still do that.

  • @davelowe1977
    @davelowe1977 Год назад +3

    Finally a RUclips video where you can speak your mind and not get censored.

  • @mank_legend5584
    @mank_legend5584 2 месяца назад

    Happy to report Steve, W5BIB, is doing well. Just had a conversation with him last night on 20 meter band. Was good to chat with him.

  • @bigtopmedia
    @bigtopmedia 4 года назад +2532

    Anyone else go to the comments expecting someone to have translated all that?

    • @maxx21147
      @maxx21147 4 года назад +77

      It's been translated, in it's entirety, numerous times within the past month or two...

    • @bloop960
      @bloop960 4 года назад +2

      :)

    • @dereenaldoambun9158
      @dereenaldoambun9158 4 года назад +51

      @@mohammad.-_-.
      You just summarized comment section in RUclips.

    • @lemnlyme
      @lemnlyme 4 года назад +10

      i know the alphabet, like i could write a sentence out right now but it would take me a long time 😅 i cant understand it as quickly as he can let alone send that fast 😂 the alphabet is very easy to remember though

    • @Kursae_
      @Kursae_ 4 года назад +4

      Well don't worry. We don't have to translate that nowadays, it's not like the 40s when translators were trained to do 100 words in 60 seconds. Thanks to lord now we have easy ways to communicate.

  • @aaronbarragan8339
    @aaronbarragan8339 4 года назад +2819

    Where’s the lyrics guy when you need him?

  • @calescapee9642
    @calescapee9642 Год назад +2

    My Pop was Chief Radioman on USS Wasp during WWII. I grew up with Ham Radio. I Have an Extra Class License. Thanks Dad. He would be 108 today Aug. 4th

    • @stampdealer
      @stampdealer 11 месяцев назад +1

      That's really cool! I'm sure he'd be quite proud of you! I just passed my Tech and General. First order of business after I move next month is to join LI CW Club and start my Morse Code journey. -73 de KE8YVR!

  • @nickmurray9620
    @nickmurray9620 3 года назад +1

    Thank you for your service