When D&D rules your marriage | part 1 🐉⚔️

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  • Опубликовано: 24 окт 2024

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  • @Taijirai
    @Taijirai 28 дней назад +1039

    She asked for Persuasion, but my man was doing an attack roll. Homie aint playing around 😂

    • @cathierainwater
      @cathierainwater 17 дней назад +32

      I came looking for this comment!

    • @Sergote12
      @Sergote12 16 дней назад +12

      Maybe it's the fun type of attack? 👀

    • @randomsimpson
      @randomsimpson 13 дней назад +9

      Makes sense, since he added Dexterity. He must have taken "Weapon Finesse" as a feat at some point. Classic!

    • @bobisshortforkate
      @bobisshortforkate 11 дней назад +8

      She added her dex to her AC, he rolled a... 2 on the dice I think, and then the vid abruptly ends...

    • @dayewalker9408
      @dayewalker9408 10 дней назад +1

      You guys STILL using microwave popcorn?

  • @bryantsmyth6510
    @bryantsmyth6510 Месяц назад +3205

    The step stool absolutely makes this bit 1000 times better

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 27 дней назад +14

      yeah it did she's got skills

    • @matthewtroiano3024
      @matthewtroiano3024 25 дней назад

      She wanted upsies.

    • @DJB10T1C
      @DJB10T1C 24 дня назад +5

      @@raven4k998 for standing on a stool? xD, i thought it was hialarious but it doesnt take skill to step on something dude, tf you on? xD

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 24 дня назад +12

      @@DJB10T1C your momma

    • @NeroTheAngel
      @NeroTheAngel 24 дня назад +10

      standing on this makes her look like a angry child xD

  • @mcbeardthebat8589
    @mcbeardthebat8589 Месяц назад +1847

    The step ladder to make her the height of an Elf was a solid move 😂

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG Месяц назад +26

      Aren't D&D elves quite short? Like 5 foot was a tall one. I haven't played D&D for years.

    • @dolly4359
      @dolly4359 Месяц назад +14

      ​@@Thurgosh_OG I think it depends on the specific kind of elf. I think the wood elves are the shortest? (If I'm not mistaken?) and I think Eladrin are the tallest.

    • @jaikoboliver9165
      @jaikoboliver9165 29 дней назад +12

      @@Thurgosh_OG Elves are slightly taller than humans in most cases, you might be thinking of a dwarf or a gnome or something

    • @apepmedia3059
      @apepmedia3059 29 дней назад +8

      @@jaikoboliver9165 Its all depends on the edition under 5' to over 6'

    • @jaikoboliver9165
      @jaikoboliver9165 29 дней назад

      @@apepmedia3059 ok, thank you

  • @stormiallen7222
    @stormiallen7222 26 дней назад +640

    Once, I was 9 months pregnant. My late husband was bustling around the dining room tidying after we got our toddler to bed and I was at the table doing the next week's budget. He was giving short answers and not really pitching any ideas for what he'd want for the week in his lunches or any toiletries or whatever else needed to go on the shopping list.
    I was frustrated and tired and hormonal and snapped at him that he wasn't paying attention. That man was a great husband and father. He picked up a set of percentiles from the tray on the table where we had a semi permanent setup and proceeded to announce he "was giving me..." And rolled the dice... 97% of his attention and he really didnt have much to add, then gave me a couple dinner ideas, told me to pack the leftovers for lunches, bumped his cheek against mine and went back to cleaning.
    Haven't thought about it in a while... but we solved most of our conflicts with our dice and our abilities/skills. Love this.

    • @leahandphillip
      @leahandphillip  25 дней назад +55

      That is so sweet! And it’s good to hear it really works long-term.

    • @jamesadamgleason9471
      @jamesadamgleason9471 18 дней назад +28

      Long term? He died...​@@leahandphillip

    • @stormiallen7222
      @stormiallen7222 18 дней назад +1

      @@jamesadamgleason9471 Yeah, it worked long term. We were together for several years and it worked steadily throughout. Been almost fifteen years ago, now that he's been gone. He was amazing, and nothing else. Fate, through our dice, guided us well together and I believe that nothing would have changed our methods.

    • @alexmoran7886
      @alexmoran7886 18 дней назад

      ​@@jamesadamgleason9471I think everyone will agree when I say that comments deserves a "eat my ass" response and a finger somewhere not fun (you can pick, but it'll be somewhere you don't want)

    • @mrquatch
      @mrquatch 17 дней назад +8

      TBBT had Sheldon let dice decide his choices for him. It was well done and funny when he couldn’t use the restroom.

  • @albertoserna3968
    @albertoserna3968 21 день назад +216

    She's adorable,what a keeper

    • @1thomson
      @1thomson 3 дня назад +3

      Even without the ears, I'd share popcorn with her!

    • @aaronbarlow4376
      @aaronbarlow4376 15 часов назад

      A Dalish Keeper

  • @_KyoshIKI
    @_KyoshIKI Месяц назад +4748

    “Im not even prepared for this” … Pulls a dice bag out nowhere

    • @jurgmanx4644
      @jurgmanx4644 Месяц назад +22

      Was he going out to play a game?

    • @discordchaos7175
      @discordchaos7175 Месяц назад +40

      That was a small all D&D players have bigger bags

    • @RoderickEtheria
      @RoderickEtheria Месяц назад +35

      So he needed to roll at disadvantage. He admitted not being prepared.

    • @AnnoyingNewsletters
      @AnnoyingNewsletters Месяц назад +21

      Not prepared at all = instantly in costume

    • @BoomStick4287
      @BoomStick4287 Месяц назад +9

      That's the joke.....

  • @RawwkinGrimmie64
    @RawwkinGrimmie64 Месяц назад +2511

    Rolling a Charisma (Persuasion) check against an Armor Class just dealt 10d20 psychic damage to my brain.

    • @jamesaleman
      @jamesaleman Месяц назад +111

      The AC was needed if he failed...plan B

    • @backroomgaming3305
      @backroomgaming3305 Месяц назад +20

      ​@@jamesalemanstill makes no sense

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 Месяц назад +91

      @@backroomgaming3305 No, that explanation would do it. It would just mean turning a talk into domestic violence.

    • @backroomgaming3305
      @backroomgaming3305 Месяц назад +19

      @mentaya11 even if i was to grant such an absurd notion to be true, where in that short did you get that domestic violence took place?
      I think your explanation says more about you than the silly idea that he has to roll a charisma (presuasion) check against her AC rather than a contested roll or a flat DC.
      But hey, I would say 40% of D&D content on RUclips is people that have played 1 game or have no clue how the rules work.

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 Месяц назад +16

      @@backroomgaming3305 Lol. I'll admit I've barely had the chance to play DnD. I've been playing the Star Wars RPG instead. DM for about 17 years now.
      That said, maybe instead of dismissing someone, you should ask what they mean when it seems odd or absurd to you.
      If the Cha attempt failed he needed AC for plan b. What do you use AC for? Attack rolls. (Yes, I'm being overly simplistic here, don't nitpick). If Cha fails, he needs AC, because he will roll to attack. That's plan b. Attacking your wife with physical force could be construed as domestic violence. Hence, the AC was needed if he failed...plan b, would explain the need to know the AC, but would mean turning a talk (Cha to persuade) into domestic violence (punching your wife). Hope this clears up my thought process.

  • @fictionjunkie
    @fictionjunkie Месяц назад +812

    Wait adding dexterity to a persuasion check...kinky.

    • @stephenkennedy8305
      @stephenkennedy8305 25 дней назад +25

      She adds Dexterity to her roll, she wins without even rolling

    • @Scallers813
      @Scallers813 24 дня назад +11

      He asked what her AC was.
      She answered 12…plus dexterity

    • @jgvisualarts
      @jgvisualarts 24 дня назад +20

      @@Scallers813 yeah but it was supposed to be a persuasion roll, unless you're saying they've proceeded to combat

    • @Scallers813
      @Scallers813 24 дня назад +28

      @@jgvisualarts no you’re right.
      She said make a persuasion roll
      Then he said what’s your AC?
      AC shouldn’t apply to persuasion, but Dex does apply to AC.

    • @thatjeff7550
      @thatjeff7550 23 дня назад +32

      I heard, "Sexterity" not "Dexterity." Either way, a definite +5.

  • @lordofentropy
    @lordofentropy 24 дня назад +114

    "...we don't have plans." "Exactly." The understated absolute truth in that exchange.

  • @Marie-sp6ku
    @Marie-sp6ku 25 дней назад +22

    My husband and I recently got to play D&D with our grandsons. Neither of us had ever played. It was so much fun. We play with them on Facetime now that we're back home.

    • @leahandphillip
      @leahandphillip  25 дней назад +2

      That’s precious! I’m sure they love that!

  • @Valren37
    @Valren37 Месяц назад +6445

    If my wife dressed up in fantasy cosplay I would absolutely not be leaving the house for the remainder of the evening.
    EDIT: Damn this blew up, guys make love not war in the comments, I know some people be mad or whatever but it’s a silly haha I don’t want to cause conflict. Thank you to all defending me though I appreciate it.

    • @DanielRossellSolanes
      @DanielRossellSolanes Месяц назад +193

      I half agree.
      it depends on the fantasy cosplay she wears.
      if it includes weapons, horns, claws or fangs I would leave the house even faster than I planned.

    • @justcallmesomething8089
      @justcallmesomething8089 Месяц назад +93

      You will never have a wife. The line ends here brother.

    • @briancheng1743
      @briancheng1743 Месяц назад +114

      ​@@DanielRossellSolanesthen you'll miss out on all the fun stuff.

    • @calebfitts6237
      @calebfitts6237 Месяц назад +26

      I just think I would just have an adHD moment and forget to leave also scenario where we immediately have a very important plans

    • @hiuto2
      @hiuto2 Месяц назад +17

      I came here to type just that.

  • @Kenz-z1j
    @Kenz-z1j Месяц назад +1447

    The stepladder is killing me😂😂

    • @Razdasoldier
      @Razdasoldier Месяц назад +22

      "Help me Step-ladder" from the people that brought you Gazebo

    • @dainbramage9508
      @dainbramage9508 Месяц назад +10

      I missed the rest of the video laughing at that and had to rewatch it

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 Месяц назад +8

      ​@@Razdasoldier gazebro* 😂 your welcome

    • @quietbearcasey178
      @quietbearcasey178 Месяц назад +1

      same!

    • @rickallen8767
      @rickallen8767 Месяц назад +5

      I was not ready for the ladder

  • @Jamessavoy
    @Jamessavoy Месяц назад +227

    I'm realizing my DnD group needs to up their game.

    • @EonsEternity
      @EonsEternity 20 дней назад +1

      Fr where the femboy elf at

  • @Star-Fighter84
    @Star-Fighter84 24 дня назад +43

    An elf with a mullet. That's a sick look.

  • @bethanymiller5248
    @bethanymiller5248 25 дней назад +105

    "I'm not even prepared for this" *pulls out his dice*

  • @khmergodhobbies
    @khmergodhobbies Месяц назад +177

    she's an elf in real life. her charisma is so high that the camera turned the photogenic slider all the way up

    • @RobertStewart-i3m
      @RobertStewart-i3m 22 дня назад +4

      I have no idea- zero- what that means, but I vote for some of that too

    • @tonybanks9015
      @tonybanks9015 22 дня назад +6

      She masquerades as a human until she needs to call upon her powers.

    • @annabizaro-doo-dah
      @annabizaro-doo-dah 21 день назад

      You sir! The lady requires no 'photogenic sliderrrs' or whatever fel magic residing in the blood of your demons, it is!

  • @QYXP
    @QYXP Месяц назад +309

    "roll persuasion"
    "What's your AC?"
    Wtf 😂

    • @GalloPhilips
      @GalloPhilips 24 дня назад +13

      Dont need to persuade when they're dead haha

    • @RobertStewart-i3m
      @RobertStewart-i3m 22 дня назад +1

      Oh, I've got her AC. You can bank on that

    • @Zeraya86
      @Zeraya86 21 день назад +2

      The +5 = 17 dex got me thinking too

    • @shindoko
      @shindoko 19 дней назад

      She was in a padded robe giving her 12ac

    • @satansbarman
      @satansbarman 17 дней назад +1

      ​@@Zeraya8612AC +5 dex =17DC

  • @shawnadams1460
    @shawnadams1460 Месяц назад +763

    Yup...the MINUTE them there elf ears went on, I am sending a mass text that says "Sorry boys, I'm on a quest tonight!!!"

    • @nickninja27
      @nickninja27 27 дней назад

      The quest is to get laid while she is wearing that outfit

    • @daleford8621
      @daleford8621 26 дней назад +13

      I'd text back, "SIMP!"

    • @Dominicus13
      @Dominicus13 26 дней назад +11

      @@daleford8621lmao. You don’t know what that word means

    • @bz6046
      @bz6046 26 дней назад +30

      @@daleford8621 How is spending time with your wife simping? I think you need to get out more and experience life.

    • @daleford8621
      @daleford8621 26 дней назад +12

      @@bz6046 spending time with her is not the issue. Her getting you to cancel your already made plans with the bros, however. She's your wife. You already have to spend every hour of your time at home being around her.

  • @slayerdevil100
    @slayerdevil100 20 дней назад +16

    Her standing on the stool was +100 adorable.

  • @Elvrenblood
    @Elvrenblood 20 дней назад +20

    I love that they both went into costume and they were both epic costumes

  • @ShadowmancerLord
    @ShadowmancerLord Месяц назад +349

    The second I turn around and see the elf ears I'm already choosing to fail that save man

    • @link_team3855
      @link_team3855 Месяц назад +13

      yeah.
      as... basically an introvert, i wouldnt even roll. i would be persuaded to not go by simply being asked lol

    • @lolowski6826
      @lolowski6826 Месяц назад +4

      What save? There is no persuasion save. Nor was he asked to make a save.
      So many people in the comments (as well as the video creator) who know nothing about dnd. smh.

    • @RobertStewart-i3m
      @RobertStewart-i3m 22 дня назад +4

      I'd be helping her succeed.

    • @Dmitriy_8791
      @Dmitriy_8791 20 дней назад

      Орк: "За что хватать эльфийку - худая как доска!" Эльф: "За уши! И туда-сюда-обратно - о, вау, как приятно!" 🎉

  • @xena9190
    @xena9190 Месяц назад +71

    She’s beautiful

  • @hellas_crater
    @hellas_crater 23 дня назад +22

    Lucky dude - wife is extremely cute as either a human or an elf!!😂

  • @lincolnward85
    @lincolnward85 23 дня назад +11

    It's like a high budget tubi spoof 😂. Between the step stool, random bag of dice, and instant costume change crossing the room I'm hooked.

  • @keanucool6723
    @keanucool6723 19 дней назад +51

    No joke I feel like this could stop a lot of arguments and save a lot of marriages 🤣

  • @B03durrary
    @B03durrary Месяц назад +322

    Once she put on that outfit, I'd never leave the house again. Without needing a roll.

    • @belegur8108
      @belegur8108 Месяц назад +3

      the only roll i would do would be horizontally and a group check o)

    • @partingmist8550
      @partingmist8550 29 дней назад +6

      The cosplay would definitely have me rolling with disadvantage on that persuasion check

    • @daleford8621
      @daleford8621 26 дней назад +1

      That's really pathetic.

    • @FrVitoBe
      @FrVitoBe 26 дней назад

      No she needs to work for that nat20

    • @RobertStewart-i3m
      @RobertStewart-i3m 22 дня назад +1

      See, that's what I'm talking about right there.

  • @ASnakeintheGrass
    @ASnakeintheGrass Месяц назад +517

    "What's your AC?"
    Oh hell, did this just become domestic violence?

    • @Jickton
      @Jickton Месяц назад

      Boutta get eldritch blasted outta his face

    • @b3games146
      @b3games146 Месяц назад +9

      Yeah a persuasion check is a slippery slope. Roll bad - stay home. roll okay- go out. Roll too good and it become a dex check

    • @MisterGoat-qq2sc
      @MisterGoat-qq2sc Месяц назад +20

      Reminds me of the time I thought one of my players was trying to *seduce* the barmaid and I asked him to roll charisma, he was like "oh no, I'm rolling strength" 😮

    • @robertlee8519
      @robertlee8519 Месяц назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂 I came looking for this comment

    • @Barry.Hughes
      @Barry.Hughes 28 дней назад +3

      @@MisterGoat-qq2sc I mean that's not impossible, flexing his muscles might work on her.

  • @jefferydavidson5347
    @jefferydavidson5347 Месяц назад +151

    …is bro punching her with persuasion? Why are you using armor class 😭

    • @jamaalgaylord5029
      @jamaalgaylord5029 25 дней назад +12

      If a persuasion with a queen goes bad you never know when you might have to fight your way out

    • @YupDock
      @YupDock 24 дня назад +4

      They’re baiting people to comment by getting it wrong, which is why I’m “not interested” in this channel anymore

    • @Lugghandle
      @Lugghandle 20 дней назад

      Plot armor class?

  • @buckbuchanan4902
    @buckbuchanan4902 21 день назад +3

    She's a keeper! A woman like that would be in all of my plans!

  • @thenickfoxx
    @thenickfoxx 22 часа назад +1

    The way she said "five" has me crushing and I don't even know why lol.

  • @JohnWilliams-cr2sz
    @JohnWilliams-cr2sz 28 дней назад +12

    This is exact kind of relationship I want.

  • @Skeleton_Archer
    @Skeleton_Archer 29 дней назад +145

    Her armor class has nothing to do with a persuasion check lol

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 27 дней назад +2

      she's a powerful elven female soldier be careful she will end you if you piss her off

    • @cortedemico
      @cortedemico 26 дней назад +2

      it does if you ever met a woman.
      those things are dangerous. especially with sexy armor.

    • @MikeKilo1969
      @MikeKilo1969 26 дней назад +9

      Marvin: And if there's one thing I know, it's women and covert ops.
      Frank: That's two things.
      Han Cho Bai: No, grasshopper. It is not.

    • @stephenreed83
      @stephenreed83 25 дней назад +6

      Oh but it absolutely does. No armor would make the persuasion check much more difficult

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 25 дней назад

      @@stephenreed83 not if you have the hots for her and she tries to charm and seduce you🤣🤣

  • @Bluejsa1
    @Bluejsa1 Месяц назад +42

    Stepstool of dominance

  • @smille12
    @smille12 21 день назад +3

    Lad, she wants your dragon in her dungeon, lol

  • @docx02
    @docx02 8 дней назад +2

    I NEED friends like you guys! Where are all the D&D’ers at!?

  • @stonehenge2493
    @stonehenge2493 Месяц назад +32

    My man lost this before the die was thrown.

    • @waron18
      @waron18 18 дней назад

      You mean your son.

    • @brentw6533
      @brentw6533 17 дней назад

      His rolling a two did not help.

  • @aquaticdemon1
    @aquaticdemon1 Месяц назад +119

    He's trying to Persuade her Armor Class? That doesn- oh. Persuade her Armor Class.....

    • @ccvcharger
      @ccvcharger Месяц назад +10

      Classic bard move.

    • @lolowski6826
      @lolowski6826 Месяц назад +1

      Persuade her AC to leave the house? Yeah, that still doesn't make sense.

    • @a.t.o.mworkshop6409
      @a.t.o.mworkshop6409 29 дней назад +9

      and with dexterity bonus ? ooooh... I see what the dexterity means.... lewd...

    • @aquaticdemon1
      @aquaticdemon1 29 дней назад

      @@lolowski6826 if he was persuading her pants off, it might be against AC

    • @jamesogden7756
      @jamesogden7756 28 дней назад +28

      Hello boys, the only time you 'persuade armor class' is to make it fall off. Nudity required before .... ADVENTURES!!!!!
      Wake up nerds. 😅😂😂😂

  • @arus7261
    @arus7261 Месяц назад +143

    I love the step ladder. It definitely gives her a +2 to something. I didn't know what though. Her charisma (beauty) is obviously already maxed out.

    • @dcal227
      @dcal227 Месяц назад +10

      Height. It gives +2 to her height 😂

    • @steffenbendel6031
      @steffenbendel6031 Месяц назад +5

      @@dcal227 But -5 to running

    • @ianbelletti6241
      @ianbelletti6241 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@steffenbendel6031it cancels her ability to run as long as she's using it.

    • @kevinfelton689
      @kevinfelton689 Месяц назад

      Charisma has nothing to do with physical attractiveness.
      Charisma measures your ability to interact effectively with others. It includes such factors as confidence and eloquence, and it can represent a charming or commanding personality. -5e (2014) PHB 178.

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 Месяц назад

      @@kevinfelton689 Having a near fatal encounter with a fire trap, causing permanent scarring, gives a charisma debuff. If that's not about physical attractivenes...

  • @maddogtannen69
    @maddogtannen69 21 день назад +5

    If my Wife looked like this and dressed up I would never leave the house .

  • @stefanlewis9609
    @stefanlewis9609 20 дней назад +2

    she’s like how dare you attempt you leave my presence 😂

  • @drmadjdsadjadi
    @drmadjdsadjadi Месяц назад +18

    My wife and I always setting our disputes using D&D. Let’s just say she always has a way to fireball my plans.

  • @lasharael
    @lasharael Месяц назад +53

    boi... she say her DEX a 5, I'm stayin in for the night

    • @calgar42k
      @calgar42k 24 дня назад

      he rolled 18 :)

    • @lincolnward85
      @lincolnward85 23 дня назад +1

      I have no clue what any of that meant😂

    • @stevdor6146
      @stevdor6146 22 дня назад +3

      @@lincolnward85 she added a dexterity modifier of +5 to the natural armor class of 12 to get 17 which he replied "is a little OP" because he is rolling a 1-20 dice, and needs to get a high number to win the contested roll

    • @lincolnward85
      @lincolnward85 22 дня назад

      @@stevdor6146 🤯 what security supposed to mean in regards to the conversation? Or was it just thrown in for reference?

  • @GoodOldGamer
    @GoodOldGamer Месяц назад +520

    Of course when the DM asks a player to roll persuasion, the player replies asking for AC, lol.

    • @pyromancerforhire
      @pyromancerforhire Месяц назад +22

      Persuading so hard it actually connects as an attack

    • @ferranmarin
      @ferranmarin Месяц назад +42

      Why!? Why they had to do that!? Killed it for me :(

    • @giuseppegammarota9791
      @giuseppegammarota9791 Месяц назад +15

      Looking for this in the comments...

    • @Beef8Cake
      @Beef8Cake Месяц назад +10

      You need dexterity to argue with your wife.

    • @Premonitious
      @Premonitious Месяц назад +4

      He convinces his wife with these hands

  • @godconvoy
    @godconvoy 24 дня назад +3

    Bro transformed...down to an accent when he rolled!😂

  • @sammyfromsydney
    @sammyfromsydney 27 дней назад +53

    + Attractive.
    + Dresses up in Cosplay outfit.
    + Made popcorn.
    - Speaks D&D gibberish.

    • @kingzach74
      @kingzach74 17 дней назад +7

      It wasn't gibberish, it all made sense to me. Former D&D player.

    • @rylanmalis1162
      @rylanmalis1162 16 дней назад +3

      It made sense until the attack roll, when it was supposed to be a persuasion roll.

  • @lamhamzzzzzz
    @lamhamzzzzzz Месяц назад +8

    not us virgins not understanding that you can persuade someone's armor entirely off with a single try

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs Месяц назад +208

    "We have plans tonight."
    "We don't have any plans...."
    "Exactly." _pours popcorn into bowl_
    *MARRY HER.*

    • @HarmonicWave
      @HarmonicWave Месяц назад +10

      That look on her face as the popcorn bounces into the bowl. 😊

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 Месяц назад +7

      Title says bro made the right decision already

    • @matthiasschulz3569
      @matthiasschulz3569 27 дней назад +8

      @@sjonnieplayfull5859 Doesn't matter, he should marry her again!

    • @VivaLaDnDLogs
      @VivaLaDnDLogs 26 дней назад

      @@matthiasschulz3569 *Marry her harder.*

  • @Usernamenotabailable
    @Usernamenotabailable Месяц назад +21

    Some guys have all the luck in the world. And don't even know it.

  • @franksavior4649
    @franksavior4649 22 дня назад +2

    .... and that's how you keep the magic alive 😉👍🤣🤣🤣

  • @DreaBenz
    @DreaBenz 7 дней назад +1

    This is so fantastic you too!
    I’m hooked on your D&D series
    🐉 ⚔️ 🏰❤️‍🔥

  • @Mysticdragon428
    @Mysticdragon428 Месяц назад +9

    This is the marriage I want 😊😊😊

  • @oniminikui
    @oniminikui Месяц назад +41

    I love how elves are short but she still brings out the stepladder.

    • @mikeford963
      @mikeford963 28 дней назад +1

      Depends on the Elf sub species. Wood Elves are shorter, High Elves are similar or taller than humans.

    • @raymondlugo9960
      @raymondlugo9960 28 дней назад

      ​@mikeford963 i thought all D&D elves were short and all Tolkien elves were tall.

    • @mikeford963
      @mikeford963 28 дней назад

      @@raymondlugo9960 Nope

    • @BigDaddyJinx
      @BigDaddyJinx 27 дней назад +1

      She's trying to roll for intimidation.

    • @oniminikui
      @oniminikui 27 дней назад

      @@mikeford963 Nope. D&D elves have never been tall. WoW elves are tall. In D&D elves could never reach higher in height than 5'5" maybe 5'6".

  • @louaguilar9000
    @louaguilar9000 Месяц назад +27

    The fucking step stool. 😂

  • @clintonbrown7584
    @clintonbrown7584 21 день назад +14

    It's a great blessing to have a wonderful wife who is completely in agreement with your hobbies. And the cosplay? The possibilities are endless! If you get my meaning! What a " treasure"! Yes?

    • @rosalinaj9717
      @rosalinaj9717 4 дня назад +1

      So it’s not that they both have the same hobbies, it’s just his hobby, is it? Found one🤣

  • @ThorAxeleon
    @ThorAxeleon 22 дня назад +2

    Her: Where are you going?
    Him: Gonna go hang out with the boys.
    *Rolls a Critical Failure*

  • @melangalade
    @melangalade Месяц назад +18

    -roll for persuasion
    -I'm just gonna attack you lol

  • @hoof31
    @hoof31 Месяц назад +125

    GF: Is that a Hard 20 in your pocket you just happy to see me

    • @Kenz-z1j
      @Kenz-z1j Месяц назад

      Real

    • @Hat153
      @Hat153 Месяц назад +2

      More like a hard 2 😂

    • @ianbelletti6241
      @ianbelletti6241 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@Hat153but she tells her girlfriends that it was a hard 12 to make them jealous.

  • @mightymike1
    @mightymike1 Месяц назад +11

    Very clever of her.... she'd get exactly what she wanted... thanks for your content, guys. I'm saving this

    • @Thunderscreamer
      @Thunderscreamer 26 дней назад +2

      He rolled a natural 18, I think he’s meeting up with Ted 😅

    • @sexgod57able
      @sexgod57able 24 дня назад +1

      ​@@Thunderscreameryeah, he smoked that bish!!!!

  • @petergohan
    @petergohan 22 дня назад +2

    If my wife dressed as a sexy elf, i'm not leaving the house that day. hahahaha

  • @SillySyrup
    @SillySyrup 4 дня назад +1

    "But... we have plans tonight."
    "We don't have any plans tonight."
    "Exactly."
    Average conversation with a wife

  • @CoryAnthony-vy4fl
    @CoryAnthony-vy4fl Месяц назад +6

    Shoot. If i could find a girl like that. My life would truly be picture perfect.
    Im not huge into D&D. But i do like playing. Im real big into Warhammer 40k.
    Ohhhh, it’d be amazing to find a girl who is into Warhammer 40k.
    Nerdy girls is where it’s at. 😍

  • @pauljackson5010
    @pauljackson5010 Месяц назад +7

    im not even prepaired for this ...(pulls out a bag of Dies) lmao

    • @bmyers6831
      @bmyers6831 26 дней назад

      It's "dice" when plural

  • @darththc
    @darththc Месяц назад +24

    Those are not the attributes at play for a persuasion check😂

    • @jamesday3591
      @jamesday3591 20 дней назад +1

      With a woman like that, who cares? The looks, the confidence, the initiative, the ability to articulate under pressure, the direct and unyielding confrontation without anger, threats, or even antagonism. She might be the best example of a keeper I've ever seen! Seriously a 10 out 10!!! "Ted" would have to find a new friend.

    • @EonsEternity
      @EonsEternity 20 дней назад +2

      The joke was they were persuading in another way 🤭

  • @AmbassadorDvinn
    @AmbassadorDvinn 26 дней назад +2

    the look while pouring the popcorn lmao

  • @HopefulTarnished
    @HopefulTarnished 21 день назад +1

    Why are they both so much hotter in cosplay? Also her standing on the tiny stepladder is hilarious

  • @rakka3747
    @rakka3747 Месяц назад +11

    Persuasion against AC. That's new haha. But this is hilarious

  • @patrickbroadhead1982
    @patrickbroadhead1982 Месяц назад +23

    "Roll for persuasion"
    "Ok, what's your armor class?"
    Tell me you don't play D&D without telling me you don't play D&D.

    • @NOLA-vv3sz
      @NOLA-vv3sz Месяц назад +5

      Or that they do and know exactly how to get interaction via the flood of comments that would follow. The algo likes interaction. Positive or negative makes zero difference.

    • @reduande
      @reduande Месяц назад

      🤦 It's for the worst case scenario... If you fail the persuasion.

    • @Barry.Hughes
      @Barry.Hughes 28 дней назад

      @@reduande then I'm curious how she gets a +5 to dexterity from a 17, 17 is +3 that has been the same in D&D for decades.

    • @reduande
      @reduande 27 дней назад

      @@Barry.Hughes First my mistake. They said AC as a house short for the difficulty you need to throw.
      And they said it what you ask too. Basic diff is 12 and She uses her dexterity, +5. Final difficulty is 17.
      Means they use another house rule.
      You can use other stats to persuade aside charisma.
      In this case I would say physical seduction.
      PS: Of course, we can argue they don't know rules. And mix two things. Want to make speech roll. But for difficulty use her AC. Than they correctly use base AC with dexterity...

    • @Linerunner99
      @Linerunner99 27 дней назад

      @@Barry.Hughes He asked "What's your AC... 12? And she replies, "Plus dex...5."
      12+5=17 needed.

  • @chuckthebucket8461
    @chuckthebucket8461 Месяц назад +5

    I thought Padme went elf for a second

  • @Goblynn-s5l
    @Goblynn-s5l 18 дней назад +1

    Bro loves D&D so much HE MARRIED A DWARF FOR TOTAL IMMERSION WHEN SHE LARPS AS A ELF😂😭😂🤣🤣👍

  • @ChrisMillerNoFiller
    @ChrisMillerNoFiller 19 дней назад +1

    That stool is proof she's a gnome with disguise kit proficiency

  • @mfmageiwatch
    @mfmageiwatch Месяц назад +10

    You don't roll persuasion against armor class...

  • @michaelsalazar1665
    @michaelsalazar1665 Месяц назад +5

    Never leave home without your dice bag!

  • @GeezlyBear
    @GeezlyBear Месяц назад +17

    You guys are such dorks. I love it.😂

  • @jfeeezy8418
    @jfeeezy8418 25 дней назад +1

    I love the way he pulled out his sack

  • @trevorodell5564
    @trevorodell5564 22 дня назад +1

    This woman just armored up and physically Dodged a persuasion attempt. Bro was definitely not rolling his saves with wisdom...

  • @alanreid8537
    @alanreid8537 Месяц назад +10

    I love the use of the stepladder. So unexpected.

  • @Matsko8632
    @Matsko8632 Месяц назад +151

    Why does he ask for AC when she says roll for persuasion

    • @PFirefly06
      @PFirefly06 Месяц назад +15

      Asking the real questions.

    • @rcschmidt668
      @rcschmidt668 Месяц назад +12

      Def should be charisma instead of a dex roll. 😂

    • @erbenattila9460
      @erbenattila9460 Месяц назад +2

      ​​@@rcschmidt668Wrong, Persuasuion is a Charisma check. You roll it against Wisdom.

    • @rcschmidt668
      @rcschmidt668 Месяц назад +5

      @@erbenattila9460 They mentioned AC and her DEX mod. I said it should have been CHA. What is your point?

    • @stephensedward2
      @stephensedward2 Месяц назад +7

      Because instead of convincing her he was trying to Chris brown her?

  • @jaredadams8069
    @jaredadams8069 Месяц назад +62

    Did he just roll persuasion against ac?

    • @Arai503
      @Arai503 24 дня назад +14

      To persuade the armor to come off, obviously.

  • @robertws21
    @robertws21 22 дня назад +1

    She’s playing the game, it’s game on. Any good friend would understand if your wife rolled persuasion with elf ears on.

  • @jazznutz
    @jazznutz 5 дней назад

    Love the way he says. No
    matter! I love this clip so much, Not only have I watched it a ridiculous number of times, I've also sent it to too many people. She's too adorable!

  • @robertlee8519
    @robertlee8519 Месяц назад +6

    Iraneaus and Zipporah. Digging the biblical name and early church father influence.

    • @TheXfams
      @TheXfams 26 дней назад +2

      First time I've heard anyone use her name. That's my daughter's name. Only I spelled it, Zeporah.

  • @konor6456
    @konor6456 Месяц назад +20

    Lets rename the short to: Tell me you have no idea how dnd works without telling me you have no idea how dnd works

  • @Vet1Michael
    @Vet1Michael Месяц назад +9

    "Roll for Persuasion" then "What's your armor class" - ??? Que?

  • @paulpavelski9568
    @paulpavelski9568 25 дней назад +1

    Sweet Moses, that's a pretty lady. You, sir, are blesseeddd. Absolutely 100% relationship goals!

  • @empyrial4090
    @empyrial4090 20 дней назад +1

    He asks about her armor class, that means he's planning to attack and he roles for initiative, based.

  • @pallen2645
    @pallen2645 Месяц назад +39

    "Roll fir persuasion"
    "What's your AC?"
    "AC? Maybe tou mean my passive insight, or..."
    *Does a five hit?"
    "A five? No, I..."
    *SLAP*

  • @deuspigeon5668
    @deuspigeon5668 Месяц назад +101

    This would be funnier if they knew the rules😢. Roll persuasion. What is your armor class + dexterity…wtf

    • @WolfHreda
      @WolfHreda 25 дней назад +14

      The armor class plus dexterity indicates that she's wearing studded leather, which has a base AC of 12, onto which you then add your entire Dexterity modifier.
      This in no way makes the skit less dumb, considering armor class would not be used in any way opposite a Persuasion check.

    • @marcopell7821
      @marcopell7821 25 дней назад +3

      She said plus Sexterity

    • @jensrasmussen9228
      @jensrasmussen9228 25 дней назад +2

      Armor - or lack thereof...😂

    • @rulesasunintended8964
      @rulesasunintended8964 24 дня назад +1

      first rule of D&D is if it works then who cares

    • @WolfHreda
      @WolfHreda 24 дня назад +1

      @@rulesasunintended8964 but it doesn't work, because they're two entirely different systems. A Persuasion check would be performed against a "Difficulty Class" or DC.

  • @AEther0238
    @AEther0238 Месяц назад +5

    Shouldn't persuasion be contested by Insight modifier, or Intimidation modifier, or save DC using Charisma, or literally anything but AC?

  • @jcevans16
    @jcevans16 27 дней назад +1

    Gorgeous, and cosplay, no need to leave the house

  • @mr.roboto.sr.3267
    @mr.roboto.sr.3267 21 день назад

    Gotta love that bag of D & D dice he “just happened” to have with him too. Y’all are hilarious!

  • @Grizzlow2
    @Grizzlow2 Месяц назад +4

    Trying to persuade her AC? That's a new one.

  • @KOZMOGRAFX
    @KOZMOGRAFX Месяц назад +29

    MASTERCLASS! Delivery. Editing. Acting. Pacing. !!

    • @leahandphillip
      @leahandphillip  Месяц назад +3

      Thank you!

    • @user-jn4sw3iw4h
      @user-jn4sw3iw4h Месяц назад

      ​@@TheGamingTruckrIf you dont see how:
      - 'what are you wearing?'
      - 'nothing that impressive, but I'm feeling _very_ flexible'
      Are relevant to this particular persuasion check......

    • @user-jn4sw3iw4h
      @user-jn4sw3iw4h Месяц назад

      @@TheGamingTruckr Yeah, correct.
      The 'well crafted funny skit' is not accurate to the 'mechanically useful, but in no way funny' rules it is based on.
      This however does not invalidate the entire joke, merely excludes you as its target audience.
      In the actual game: "persuasion vs ac" makes no sense. No one is arguing otherwise. (If persuasion were to exist in 4e, a weird power that does have this exception would be in there. There is a pretty famous "weapons vs will" scenario in there.)
      But the actual way to calculate ac in the game:
      - Rating of the outfit (part of the skit) +depending of the subset (glossed over): -- class features (unarmored defense, skipped over entirely)
      -- and dex score (significant part of skit).
      Matches a real life persuasion of *exactly* this scenario, perfectly.
      Including the order in which the parts were brought up.
      But if you prefer to get angry instead of happy,
      because the correct application of the ac-calculation, is mapped perfectly to "wife tries to convince husband to ditch friends to instead stay in with her"
      For literally no other reason than "persuasion vs ac doesn't exist in the book".....
      Your loss.

    • @user-jn4sw3iw4h
      @user-jn4sw3iw4h Месяц назад

      @@TheGamingTruckr "why the assumption of anger?" Because
      1: caps = shouting.
      2: refuses to acknowledge, there even is an explanation, when presented with the explanation.
      As for "there is nothing in the entire skit that makes any sense".
      Lets try this again:
      Yes "persuasion vs ac" is usually a weird mapping, which I also acknowledged, on first watch. And likely would have made a joke-comment about. Calling the entire skit nonsensical and tuning out entirely for any purpose other than scrolling for comments that are "too positive" just to tell them how wrong they are..... Not so much.
      Now to retry: what actually happened in the skit.
      He: "I'm going out with the boys as we had no plans" (the core premise)
      She: "I was hoping, we could hang and do nothing together" (make it persuasion)
      He: "depends on what you're wearing" (asking AC makes sense for this question, and is the perfect setup for her response. Sure it's not the perfect match with the previous question. But "2 out of 3 is not a dealbreaker for everyone")
      She: "nothing too impressive, but I'm feeling _very_ flexibel" (the *perfect* light-armor response)
      Perfect for*this particular* argument, bad translation of the general skill.
      But what does the book state about "specific vs general" again....?

    • @squashiejoshie200000
      @squashiejoshie200000 Месяц назад +1

      @@user-jn4sw3iw4h I'm just gonna point out that it's obviously targeted at DND players, then they excluded most DND players by trying to make a charisma check against AC.

  • @zzfrute
    @zzfrute Месяц назад +14

    Dude, if you don't have plans when you're married, you have plans with your wife. In fact, your wife has been planning your night all day. You gotta tell your wife at least a day in advance if you got a 5 hour game.

  • @chrislaws4785
    @chrislaws4785 26 дней назад

    The step stool was an AWESOME touch....lol!

  • @NotAvailable_na
    @NotAvailable_na 20 дней назад

    I love how confident she is about her dexterity. I would like to see an example of her dexterity. Cutie.

  • @zetasama3347
    @zetasama3347 22 дня назад +3

    And he still won. FOR THE BOIS!!!!

  • @fluteman4666
    @fluteman4666 Месяц назад +4

    Yeeeeah, I'm staying. The homie would understand

  • @c.c.germaine9960
    @c.c.germaine9960 Месяц назад +4

    Getting a kick out of the folks who don't understand the AC question... She's not the GM, he's treating her like an NPC he's about to "tackle" 😆

    • @kevinfelton689
      @kevinfelton689 Месяц назад +1

      Except a tackle would be a grapple check, which would be a contested athletics check (she'd probably use acrobatics since she has a 20 dex).
      I'm guessing you don't actually play either.

  • @darthmid_gaming7875
    @darthmid_gaming7875 27 дней назад +1

    Wow. Persauasion means something totally different in that house.

  • @Briar27
    @Briar27 16 часов назад

    I love the way Leah says...."five" Like you picked a fight with the wrong Elf. LOL!