Soap dispenser labeled "ketchup"
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- Опубликовано: 24 мар 2023
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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Tumblr / Reddit meme about a soap dispenser labeled ketchup. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you. 
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A saucepicious bottle
Curse you among us
truly
Do not.
Yes indeed
NoO
the best (worst) thing to do would to have this exact scenario except instead of filling the bottle with ketchup, fill it with liquid soap that looks like ketchup, and then people will go to the bathroom, get a handful of “ketchup”, and in the unlikely case they attempt to lick it off their hands, they will be punished for their unsanitary behavior with a mouthful of soap.
obviously
Or they'll just not come to your house ever again because they couldn't find soap
@vavr stalker no, they'll just not even open the thing because it's labeled ketchup, or not use the liquid because it looks like ketchup.
@vavr stalker Well, not like I believe that there is a liquid soap which looks like believable ketchup. (And smells like it)
@@3to4characters Did you forget the part in their video where they said they would put it next to matching decorative soaps and towels
You gotta modify it so that it despenses both ketchup and soap, but only despenses the soap if you hold it a specific way, so whenever somebody asks you about it you gaslight them by pumping out soap, and never acknowledge the ketchup.
Edit: edited the comment
Assassin's soap dispenser
@@_f1ct10n4l_ you beat me to it
like an assassins teapot, but sillier
Yes
The assassin’s ketchup
Should fill it with mustard.
Another level of confusion. Incredible.
Or human shit
You sick bastard.
The best part is gaslighting them when they come out like "What did you expect to be in the bottle labeled ketchup" and "Why don't *you* have a bottle of ketchup in *your* bathroom?"
Yeah, when they walk out of the bathroom and ask, “Why is there a bottle of ketchup in your bathroom?”. Then you say, “what do you mean?”
@@rowentaylor9784 and then call your friend to get out of under the rug, steal the bottle and go back in place
That’s not gaslighting, just mild absurdity?
"Dude that's a soap dispenser. What do you mean it dispenses ketchup"
Tar Toast moment.
I'd rather just get a ketchup bottle from my local diner, fill it up with soap, and confuse guests as they desperately look for the soap while simultaneously going mad trying to comprehend why there is a bottle of ketchup in my *_BATHROOM._*
Alright, I fixed it. Now stop bugging me just because my cube brain couldn't solve the Turing test.
I too hate it when there’s a ketchup bottle in my bottle
@Jack Wrath who?
and make sure to print a label that is in the exact same style of the ketchup brand, but it says "soap", and fill it with red soap
did you mean to say "bathroom"
@@hotelmario510a bathroom of ketchup in my bottle
Imagine going over to your friend’s house and seeing a soap bottle labelled “Ketchup”.
Not since the accident
Ketchup killed my grandma 😔
The only worse thing is seeing a ketchup bottle labelled "Soap".
@@tomok3733 ketchup bottles are clear though so youd just be able to know whether it was soap or ketchup
unless red soap
grape ketchup
Schrödinger’s Dispenser - Until pumped, the contents of the container are both ketchup and soap
and when your guest asks "wtf?!" you can just say back "it was labeled? why did you try to put ketchup on your hands?"
I didn’t know I wanted that until now. I want every container in my house to be like this, so every time I ask someone to find something for me they have an unexpectedly surreal experience.
"Hey do you have any pepper around here?"
...
"Why the fuck is it in a bottle?"
@Jack Wrath if you were actually good you wouldn't be self promoting by making everybody hate you like a SoundCloud rapper
Calm down there satan
@@dreska255 lol
@@dreska255 It's liquid pepper like they used on the International Space Station.
This is the perfect super villian orgin story
@Sukhu Bgmi 🤖🤖🤖
if this is a thing, a ketchup squeeze bottle labeled as 'soap' should exist too
imagine making dinner, working hard on food, then just accidentally putting soap on it. Its more evil since you can just wash ketchup off your hands. but food? nah
Imagine having both in the bathroom, but only one actually has soap😂
With an image of an orange
hand sanitizer might be better than
No, it should be a squeeze bottle, labeled "Wine" with a wavy water motif
And then when they come horrified yelling at me, i'll just reply to them "what, are you crazy? What did you expect coming out of the ketchup dispenser?" and laugh at them while they slowly fall into madness.
and i would ask 'what does the ketchup dispenser does in bathroom?'
@@equilibrum999 dispense ketchup
I would love expired, congealed ketchup all over my dirty hands. That would feel amazing.
It was the next step in the carpeted kitchen, carpeted bathroom and 2 cups of vanilla extract horror storyline.
Just use Hellers Tomato Ketchup. That shit has so much sugar in it, it doesn't go bad, just like Honey.
@@Maddinhpws You're right! Now I can use *clean* ketchup to wash my hands! 😊
i would love expired, congealed ketchup all over another part of me, it’s rather big so i’ll need a lot of it though
" And when they complain, then I will deal the final blow : Can't you read ? It says [ ketchup ] on the bottle. "
I have an idea to make this even better. In the case that the guest asks about the bottle, have a SECOND “ketchup” soap bottle, but filled with soap. lead them to the bathroom, then when they aren’t looking, swap out the bottles. Demonstrate that the bottle is filled with soap, and observe as the guest becomes increasingly concerned that they’re going insane.
That's called gaslighting
thats stupid. as you are doing it, instead of them thinking that the ketchup wasnt ketchup, so the mistake was on them, you actively tell them the ketchup isnt ketchup making you straight put the bad guy they could put the blame on aside from themselves.
@@mergy101dalmatians4 Its called fun
@@mergy101dalmatians4 *It's called "trolling" and we do a little bit of it because it is fun*
@@mergy101dalmatians4 I feel like too many of u don't actually know what gaslighting is and just use this psychological term that refers to a specific repeated act as your go to word when you can just say "lying" or "pranking"
This is a good prank because they're already in the perfect place for cleaning their hands after. As long as they didn't get any ketchup on their clothes, no harm done!
nah
This video was so horrifying it took me a while to ketchcup to reality again. When I clicked on jeaneys new video I expected a more saucy type of video. I mustard take some time to heal after this.
GET OUT
@@JJ_cooks hello, Papyrus
@@JJ_cooks no way is that papyrus from under the table
More like you mustard the courage to click on it
@Jack Wrath false
i... this man genuinely gave me chills up my spine
@Sukhu Bgmi stop. Please.
*And if you're not careful he is gonna give you ketchup on your hands*
@@dogsareawesome9197 oh, someone acknowledged that *thing* was there, can we stop pretending it's a ghost now?
@Jack Wrath shut
@Sukhu Bgmi shut
if that man treats his friends like that, I don't want to be his enemy.
I love how our little machiavellian genius in making completely ignores the grapes in their scheme.
Holy shit I'm not the only one who thought the same as you two!!
well its because that's like
classical "design" of that kinda thing
not like it makes *sense* but grapes are like... fancy...? like think olive garden having grapes as their logo
i've seen things like this around and they were just really obsessed with grapes
@@pikachu1019 Olive Garden has olives in their logo, but I get what you mean.
Ketchup used to mean a lot of similar sauces made from a lot of fruits, its relatively recent that its mostly just tomatoes
Hm yes this sure is an art piece.
@Sukhu Bgmi but you don’t have any videos? So
Another option is to leave it empty. The only thing worse than finding out it contains ketchup, is never knowing for sure what would be in the bottle were it full.
The inverse would be even more evil; a soap bottle that looks like a ketchup bottle and putting it on the table.
Almost as funny as the classic salt shaker full of coke prank. That one always has the whole dining room convulsing on the floor with laughter. 😂
i really thought "how the hell are you gonna put soda in there"
@@gamingcookiereal funny you say that because thats actually how coke got its name. They used to put coke in coke.
The more you know-⭐️🏳️🌈
Honestly if you put that much salt over your food you deserve to die of a cocaine hydrochloride overdose. An orally active, but not acutely toxic, dose of cocaine is around 100 mg of pure HCl salt for an average adult without a tolerance to the sympathomimetic effects of the coca alkaloid, while a toxic dose would be in the 500-1000 mg range and a lethal one would be around a couple of grams for most people. Who puts several grams of salt on their food? And most people would notice pretty easily it's not salt as cocaine has a very distinct bitter taste and causes a numbing sensation (due to its local anesthethic effects) while common table salt (sodium chloride) has its very characteristic and substantially different salty taste. Sorry for the long comment, but your "prank" would probably have more success if you used pure fentanyl (which is lethal at doses on the mg level) instead of the methyl ester of benzoylecgonine (cocaine).
@@gamingcookiereal Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, it's not soda... Now I got it .-.
And that day, something awoke in artenega, something dark and evil...
Yeah, I could force myself to become more social by inviting guests for no other reason than to have them experience the elaborate psychological horrors I've arranged for them all over my house.
this sause tastes really soapy
this soap tastes really saucy
@@HellHunter00 either way, texture is the same
@@boopjackrex7598 Quite profound. Really says something about society, don'tcha think?
To make it worse, I’d add water to it when it was running low so that people would then be subject to the forbidden ketchup water
I also need a ketchup bottle labeled soap filled with very red soap to set on the table for the guests
This is the definition of Chaotic Evil.
more like Lawful
@@xomi9722 Nothing about this is lawful...
Better yet, make it so they're too afraid to even use the soap bottle, so they have to live with the pressure of not being able to wash their hands out of the sheer fear they have of accidentally ketchupping their hands. Then, as they get up to leave your house, go to your bathroom and leave the door open so they can see you use the bottle, which actually had normal soap that entire time, making them feel stupid for thinking you had fucking ketchup in a soap bottle.
I mean, you could just kinda dispense some of it in the _sink_ or something so you know it's soap or ketchup.
Even better, when they come back a few weeks later or something, thinking it's just soap, swap out the bottle with one actually filled with ketchup and watch as they dispense ketchup onto their hands and start thinking that they've gone insane.
I really want this bottle in my fridge. I'd place it next to matching sauces as if it seems like it fits, but i'll actually fill the thing up with soap. So when i have guests over and they decide to add some ketchup to their food, they will see this bottle and have a moment of cognitive dissonance, "this [Soap bottle] in the [Fridge] is labelled [Ketchup], so surely it must dispense [Ketchup] instead of [Soap] despite it being a [Soap bottle] right?" And then let them have a moment of realization followed by abject horror as they pump viscous soap all over their food instead of ketchup
Ketchup can be made of variety of different fruits and vegetables. The original recepy didn't even mention tomatoes but rather bloody onions! Surely you can make a grape ketchup too if you truly wanted.
in the philippines they had ketchup made from bananas
And make sure it's the more liquidy one so it shoots out and gets everywhere, making them further regret doubting how truly sadistically nuts you are as a host.
This bottle is heavily esthetic, I need it
Not since the accident
…and then the wolves came.
That's just what they would have said.
just as the prophecy foretold
And so did the meat worm
You should also dye the ketchup a red grape appropriate color, just to make them even more confused. "This isn't soap, but I don't know if this is ketchup either."
Blue food coloring might work
I like that they assume the guest will go all in on the soap instead of trying it out first.
who tests out soap bro
I would unapologetically do the exact same thing. I was the kid who carefully folded empty Hershey’s Kiss wrappers to make a fake one with nothing inside, put it back in the bowl… and wait.
Well now we just need the matching jelly bottle labeled soap with a picture of a tomato, or a ketchup bottle labeled jelly and a picture of soap on it.
The humble ketchup may not have any cleaning properties, but when applied to one’s hands it boosts their desire to wash about tenfold. I suggest employing this strategy alongside a ketchup bottle labeled “soap” would facilitate an impeccable workflow in which bathroom goers first soil, then vigorously clean their hands.
it needs to have grapes tough.
Imagine luring people into your house only to have them smear ketchup on to their hands. Evil.
Ketchup can be used to clean silverware. So that dispenser would probably not look out of place in an old manor or rustic cottage.
We need one that says “Mustard”
then put lotion that looks like mustard in it so that they try to wipe it off then realize that it is, in fact, lotion
or something ridiculous like hair oil
This feels like something I'd see in my dreams
This video gave me joy that I needed today! Your delivery of the post was simply wonderful! Please keep making content like this! Your creativity and character are so beautiful!
the moment when you realise, "there is no lie, it's exactly what it says it is."
Ketchup contains citric acid, which has antimicrobial properties. Also acetic acid and spices like cloves and garlic which can inhibit bacterial growth. So it would actually make decent hand soap.
truly a perchance moment
the best thing is when they ask about you about it you can just say you get snackish in the bathroom to confuse them farther, and you cant even be blamed for it because it was labeled "ketchup" not soap
The most chaotic thing you could do would be to fill it up with mustard.
i love how they put all the nouns in brackets, because that’s exactly how i think when i’m trying to process something
I wanna try this with my family lmao
You actually have to fill it with something else entirely, such as mustard
You could do this with any soap bottle, though I suppose the initial confusion of the ketchup label would be better
Then when they guests confront you about it, you gaslight them by claiming that it is, in fact, soap.
I would honestly buy this.
I actually unironically, really don’t like ketchup, so this is my nightmare.
Funnily enough, I have seen this EXACT ketchup dispenser in a local store, and had the same thought as OP. The things you see in those crafts stores....
Also a good way to figure out who washes their hands after going to the bathroom. If they don’t complain about the ketchup they didn’t try to clean themselves
This just became my favorite Jeaney Collects of all time, yet no one I showed it to laughed nearly as hard as I did?!😂 🤣🤣😏😒🤔
MMMH YES vilanous
I'm loving this British Prof. Chaos energy so much.
It's a funny harmless prank since the bathroom's sink is already at disposal, so they can clean the ketchup right after
Ketchup 🤯🤯
You fool. Imagine a bottle shaped like a ketchup dispenser but has the word “Soap” instead; while a Soap dispenser labeled “Ketchup” instead filled with Ketchup is a pain, it is instantly mitigated by the fact that one is likely already using it at a sink, therefore, immediately being able to wash it off, albeit with just water.
But a ketchup bottle, labeled “Soap”, that contains soap? Imagine the pain of wanting to splatter the vicious, tantalizing red liquid down your delectable hotdog, only to be soiled, scrutinized as the fluid that killed 99.9% of bacteria engulfs your hotdog and ruins your meal forever.
" Why does the soap bottle say..ketchup? .. Oh well. "
"..."
" holy shit "
Assert dominance. Fill it with Mustard. Then, when the inevitable occurs, haughtily correct them with. "It's not mustard. It's Grey Poupon."
Cool
First comment, not reply
technically not a first comment because jeaney commented first
I confirm this is the first comment
@@Guardian0Versetrue, but in my opinion the creators comment doesn’t count as first, it counts as the 0th comment
@@RubyPawsDoodles so still technically first but k
everytime he has guests over, he hears "WHAT THE FUCK" from the bathroom
Now we need a ketchup bottle labeled soap. It would look like someone was trying to clean up a crime scene in the nearby sinks.
I love my soap dispenser labeled ketchup, filled with ketchup; it's right by the sink of my carpeted bathroom.
That's more of a prank on yourself, because then they walk into your house with dirty hands, ketchup, and a thirst for your blood
Well, ketchup being so, full of chemicals, it might serve as a good disinfectant anyway! Thank you for a good roar of sadistic laughter! 😂😂
this kind of people is the reason I pump soap dispenser into the sink before using it.
I want to fill this up with soap and put it in my kitchen to ruin my day every so often.
The very essence of "Hey OP"
Hm yes still a piece of art despite the reupload
Remember Tales from the Game Store when Ian was talking about the mayonaise packets next to the razor in the bathroom at Max's house
looks like something i would buy for either use
"Why do you have ketchup in your bathroom?"
"Why did you squirt a bottle clearly labelled 'KETCHUP' onto your hands???"
And that's why I don't go to the bathroom in other peoples' houses.
get 3, fill each one with a different substance, soap, ketchup and grape juice with a purple dye added to make it stain, keep swapping them every time somebody comes around, if you like them? soap, if your fine with them? grape juice, if you dont like them? ketchup, and on partys? all 3 of them are there with a image of jigsaw saying "would you like to play a game?"
The madman behind this design: "Yes, yes! Use your desire to exploit societal norms in regards to condiments and hygiene products!"
One of the best vids of the last couple of months. You go Jeany!!! Collect them all!
Then you have an actual soap dispenser next to it and they think "Oh, it was a prank. This must be the actual soap dispenser." but what they don't realize is that the soap dispenser is filled with ketchup too.
I'd get two and fill one with ketchup and the other with soap so you had to guess which one is the right bottle.
With this, we can now do... A looootaa trolling.
There's a good chance they'll squirt ketchup on their hands BEFORE they read what the bottle says.
thank you, i will do this to my sister who is alergic to tomatos
I need this in my CARPETED BATHROOM!
I was just thinking about this post the other day, I could have sworn Jeaney already did this one
This is a thing of beauty. Powerful. Poetic. Dispension.
When I was a little kid we had a class bbq I and I ate dishwashing liquid because it was in a tomato sauce bottle. We recycled a lot and the small writing saying ‘dishwashing liquid’ had been rubbed off a little, so when a parent helper grabbed it they thought it was sauce. I thought it was just weird clear sauce, after a good two bites I think, I went to mum to complain about the taste. I alerted the adults and took one for the team before any other oblivious children ate it, but washing out my mouth and spitting up bubbles for a while was an interesting experience, I think about it every now and then.
this sounds like fun I'm going to start putting these bottles in public bathrooms
Slow down there, evil mastermind.
put honey in it to really baffle them
“Why Does It Say [Ketchup]? ITS A [Soap Dispenser]! You Probably Got It From [Hyperlink Blocked].”
i'd fill it with honey as to further the confusion
mmmm soap