🤯Spurs 2-7 Bayern Munich🤯 Champions League 2019 Song Parody (Gnabry 4 goals!)

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @TVQuickFlix
    @TVQuickFlix 5 лет назад +10986

    1 like = 1 prayer for Phil's throat

    • @sikstinajn4229
      @sikstinajn4229 5 лет назад +160

      And his dick

    • @brian-qt2de
      @brian-qt2de 5 лет назад +128

      And Dean's

    • @thefifa_trade809
      @thefifa_trade809 5 лет назад +41

      Why is this pinned

    • @UchihaFabio
      @UchihaFabio 5 лет назад +16

      Like beggar

    • @KFG13
      @KFG13 5 лет назад +57

      @@thefifa_trade809 I think, because Dean's throat doesn't also feal that well after singing this and whatever...

  • @thegigachad2093
    @thegigachad2093 5 лет назад +5405

    2014 : Brazil 1-7 Germany
    2019 : Tottenham 2-7 Bayern Munich
    Me: the Germans did it again
    Edit: Bayern 7-1 Chelsea (both matches combined for 7-1)
    Edit 2: yep you guessed it 8-2 against Barca
    Edit: Salzburg 1-7 Bayern lmao

    • @crazyynation3576
      @crazyynation3576 5 лет назад +136

      But a brazilian is also here.

    • @balu8426
      @balu8426 5 лет назад +58

      @@crazyynation3576 with no goal...

    • @angelamerkel8801
      @angelamerkel8801 5 лет назад +305

      Dont forgot barca 0 bayern 7

    • @thegigachad2093
      @thegigachad2093 5 лет назад +58

      @@angelamerkel8801 so they did it 3 times lol

    • @Kapoucz
      @Kapoucz 5 лет назад +22

      Tristan Bittner but it was 2 matches

  • @alvinmulia4263
    @alvinmulia4263 5 лет назад +2754

    Nobody:
    Darkness: Hello, Tottenham my old friend.

    • @fadingaway...
      @fadingaway... 5 лет назад +123

      An actually half good joke in the comments section? What has the world come to?

    • @442oons
      @442oons  5 лет назад +280

      hahahahaaaaaa

    • @Theroyale-boss
      @Theroyale-boss 5 лет назад +3

      442oons hahahahaha

    • @azlannair4835
      @azlannair4835 5 лет назад +3

      Because a vision softly creeping..

    • @mariaupshal829
      @mariaupshal829 5 лет назад +3

      Nice one bro Tottenham is nothing pure nothing!

  • @seltonandrade4066
    @seltonandrade4066 5 лет назад +454

    Lucas after the match:
    It was horrible, it looked like Germany

    • @random_d1
      @random_d1 5 лет назад +20

      @Gusttavo Porfirio but he watched like the rest of Brazil!

    • @lucasvpontofinal
      @lucasvpontofinal 4 года назад

      Ohhhh nooooo not this horrible joke Muller

    • @yougothere6000
      @yougothere6000 4 года назад +1

      Germany looks nice tho

    • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643
      @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 4 года назад

      One problem: Moura didn't play at that World Cup.

    • @justvincent555
      @justvincent555 3 года назад

      @@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 he probably watched the match bruv

  • @robinyoung3924
    @robinyoung3924 4 года назад +1880

    Spurs: we lost to Bayern 7-2. Nothing could be more humiliating.
    Barca: hold my beer...

    • @ScottishCyberWatch
      @ScottishCyberWatch 4 года назад +25

      PSG IS THAT A CHALLENGE

    • @IbraheemKhan-eg9md
      @IbraheemKhan-eg9md 4 года назад +5

      Scottish Cyber Watch 2334 nope PSG played better than Bayern in the final but still lost

    • @robinyoung3924
      @robinyoung3924 4 года назад +53

      @@IbraheemKhan-eg9md not sure what game you were watching. Bayern controlled the game for large portions and had the better chances. PSG just had a few counter attacks that they completely fluffed.

    • @IbraheemKhan-eg9md
      @IbraheemKhan-eg9md 4 года назад +1

      Robin Young they just flopped there shots

    • @nezosai
      @nezosai 4 года назад +2

      Arsenal lost 10-2

  • @nidhins5405
    @nidhins5405 5 лет назад +1225

    Emery and Ole : We're getting sacked in the morning
    Pochettino : Hold my beer 🍺

    • @jamesmiddlehurst4479
      @jamesmiddlehurst4479 5 лет назад +10

      Nidhin S Lloris went yes please!
      Edit: wow! This is the most I’ve ever got!😯

    • @thepeanutgallery6886
      @thepeanutgallery6886 5 лет назад +34

      You forgot valverde

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 лет назад +7

      @@thepeanutgallery6886 Not after Barca won Inter!

    • @thetabbyguy921
      @thetabbyguy921 5 лет назад

      Lloris: alright

    • @thangnguyen-iw8tb
      @thangnguyen-iw8tb 5 лет назад

      @@thepeanutgallery6886 valverde is messi's friend so they will never sack him. If they want to, they would have sacked him after losing to liverpool

  • @galeharold5886
    @galeharold5886 5 лет назад +1147

    Gnabry must still have arsenal at heart 😂😂😂

    • @user-in2vn1cn2l
      @user-in2vn1cn2l 5 лет назад +6

      Gale Harold look at his twitter and insta

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 лет назад +1

      @@user-in2vn1cn2l Thanks Sherlock, Gnabry didn't show his hatred to Gunners all the time!

    • @reecekerrick8432
      @reecekerrick8432 5 лет назад +1

      I love 44200ns

    • @sunnyghosh9147
      @sunnyghosh9147 5 лет назад +6

      Arsenal may buy him for 60 mil next year 😂😂😂😂

    • @gref6975
      @gref6975 5 лет назад +9

      @@sunnyghosh9147 60 mil and 1 pound*

  • @jamesissassy8664
    @jamesissassy8664 5 лет назад +615

    Tottenham: “I know what it’s like to lose.”

    • @minhkhoitranle4276
      @minhkhoitranle4276 5 лет назад +15

      To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless.

    • @erikjuhasz7307
      @erikjuhasz7307 5 лет назад +11

      Brazil: no, you don't know

    • @rbdmagzpolt3165
      @rbdmagzpolt3165 5 лет назад

      Erik Juhász ahh good one

    • @generalkenobistopmotions9817
      @generalkenobistopmotions9817 5 лет назад +4

      Arsenal: *Amateurs. We are professional losers. 1-5 loss aggregate to Barcelona, 10-2 loss aggregate to Bayern, 4-1 loss to Chelsea. You will never break our records in losing.*
      MK Dons: I am too low ranking to even compete in a competition.

    • @ItsABeautifulDay.
      @ItsABeautifulDay. 5 лет назад

      Bayern:hold my beer for to the 7-2

  • @agr28adi
    @agr28adi 4 года назад +708

    The side story of Eriksen and vertonghen is equally funny😂

    • @agr28adi
      @agr28adi 4 года назад +51

      @@keithharrissuwignjo2460 last season there was a tabloid rumour about eriksens wife cheating him for vertonghen if I remember correct

    • @whittar
      @whittar 4 года назад +29

      @@agr28adi Yeah. Turned out to be fake but during Denmark's game vs Ireland later on Irish fans still sang to Eriksen that Vertonghen is shagging his wife. If I remember correctly Eriksen didn't even have a wife at the time (he had a girlfriend not wife but I might be incorrect about that) which made the story more absurd.

    • @agr28adi
      @agr28adi 4 года назад +9

      @@whittar absolutely it was a typical British tabloid see what sticks story

    • @samuelferreira71
      @samuelferreira71 3 года назад +1

      Jan Vertonghen goes to Benfica, the worse team he can go...

    • @MrBrodinha
      @MrBrodinha 3 года назад +1

      @@samuelferreira71 mate , Benfica and Porto both are behind sporting we are being the worst right now haha

  • @xhakathegoat842
    @xhakathegoat842 5 лет назад +282

    Arsenal: Gets mocked for losing 10-2 over 2 legs
    Spurs: Let us introduce ourselves

    • @callamtheowl5955
      @callamtheowl5955 5 лет назад +1

      Firmest ye but the game at away for spurs wont lose by 3-0 cause today after the march spursy manager will say if we lose like that again im loaning you to west brom!

    • @magdalenakeciek7745
      @magdalenakeciek7745 5 лет назад +1

      BTW nice profile pic!!!

    • @xhakathegoat842
      @xhakathegoat842 5 лет назад +1

      Magda thanks it’s sexy squidward

  • @hamoodtatari
    @hamoodtatari 5 лет назад +514

    Spurs fans comebacks be like,
    “Well we scored 2! Better than arsenal”

    • @brian-qt2de
      @brian-qt2de 5 лет назад +64

      Better than brazil*

    • @YusufAli-cf8fp
      @YusufAli-cf8fp 5 лет назад +58

      You know you're bad when you concede more than Arsenal

    • @mrzain6895
      @mrzain6895 5 лет назад +18

      You scored 2 but you concede plus 2 more than Arsenal

    • @emilturbo5
      @emilturbo5 5 лет назад +5

      And conceded 2 more then Arsenal did

    • @ilovenathi2082
      @ilovenathi2082 5 лет назад +3

      Don’t bitch and moan just take the 7 as arsenal took thr 5..be humble

  • @convey_pl9191
    @convey_pl9191 5 лет назад +544

    Brazil: We are the only team to concede 7 goals in a major tournament against Germany
    Tottenham: *hold my tear full beer*

    • @marcusantonius8048
      @marcusantonius8048 5 лет назад +40

      Roma
      "am i a joke to you"

    • @SharkDaddy514
      @SharkDaddy514 5 лет назад +32

      Shaktar: am I joke to you ?
      Basel: am I joke to you ?

    • @Oa1565
      @Oa1565 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂 thats not even true

    • @nothingwrong4008
      @nothingwrong4008 5 лет назад +7

      Barca : Am i a joke to you

    • @sktv1005
      @sktv1005 5 лет назад +5

      Barcelona: am I good to you?

  • @xaroulakouk
    @xaroulakouk 4 года назад +523

    Lewy in the group stage:even arsenal werent as bad as you
    Lewy in the final 8 of the ucl:even tottenham werent as bad as you

  • @ShadowFlame7
    @ShadowFlame7 5 лет назад +395

    i missed hearing coutinho's voice

  • @dharmikraval81
    @dharmikraval81 5 лет назад +374

    Madrid: " we will be in the headline due to our poor performance"
    Spurs: " hold my beer"

  • @harshamanshah6889
    @harshamanshah6889 5 лет назад +477

    Son's face when he thought he scored such an important goal only to be followed by seven goals conceded in the rest of the match.

  • @_maximoroggero_
    @_maximoroggero_ 4 года назад +580

    Who is here after bayern did it again against Barcelona?

    • @زكيعلوي-ض4م
      @زكيعلوي-ض4م 4 года назад +9

      I actually was expecting the beat of Spurs 2-7 Bayern in this last video
      It would be cool

    • @akhuathoang4842
      @akhuathoang4842 4 года назад +2

      Barcelona defend was weaker than london team

    • @saintmark4461
      @saintmark4461 4 года назад +5

      Barcelona's defence was worse than sterling's miss against lyon

    • @calblack4156
      @calblack4156 4 года назад +3

      Ja

    • @mr_moon204
      @mr_moon204 4 года назад

      @Maria A. Galdamez lol stfu

  • @moskitoasche124
    @moskitoasche124 5 лет назад +539

    What Is the only difference between Brasil and Spurs?
    One Penalty

  • @jamesbran2196
    @jamesbran2196 5 лет назад +158

    Coutinho 's voice ... im off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Obamanmn
    @Obamanmn 5 лет назад +703

    "Seeing Arsey Whinger back in a 442oons video"
    Now this does put a smile on my face

  • @daroz115
    @daroz115 4 года назад +311

    Muller: Good luck, in the Spain Christian, They're even worse than Spurs. HAHAHAHAH I'm such a comedian.
    Barca 2-8 Bayern
    Bayern 4-0 Atletico
    Muller: Am I a comedian?

    • @joepvanvoorst8635
      @joepvanvoorst8635 4 года назад +15

      With 'Madrid' (not Spain), Müller meant Real Madrid, not Atlético Madrid. Also, he said it a year before they beat Atleti 4-0.

    • @imperial_soldat
      @imperial_soldat 3 года назад +5

      6-0 for Spain vs Germany
      Real Madrid is different bread, from bayern fan...

    • @zycie000
      @zycie000 3 года назад +1

      Am i

    • @gamerglitter4408
      @gamerglitter4408 3 года назад +2

      ReaL MADRID is next

    • @joergboese6740
      @joergboese6740 2 года назад

      Ja

  • @Greninjia
    @Greninjia 5 лет назад +327

    Spurs: Are we going to win against Bayern
    Bayern: well yes but actually no

    • @yousxf
      @yousxf 5 лет назад

      Well no but yes

    • @umutcolak1876
      @umutcolak1876 5 лет назад +15

      @@yousxf well no, but actually no

    • @gref6975
      @gref6975 5 лет назад +3

      Well no but actually hummilation

    • @ultimatebro5719
      @ultimatebro5719 5 лет назад

      @Ион Шарков Nein for no, Ja for yes

  • @saraswatibaisoya8277
    @saraswatibaisoya8277 5 лет назад +125

    "No cruyff turns" on the posts and "benteke fried chicken" the details in 442oons are extraordinary

  • @kabru4344
    @kabru4344 4 года назад +300

    Messi:
    “The Bayern goals went in 8-2 ugh ugh ugh ugh😩...”
    Lewandowski:
    “Even Spurs weren’t bad as you!”
    Müller:
    “Ah ha! Ah ha!”
    Messi:
    “The Bayern goals went in 8-2.”
    Valverde(carrying Coutinho):
    “And it’s thanks to me for loaning you!”
    Lewandowski:
    “And they all ran into the dark for to get out of the shame!”
    Müller:
    “Ha! So let’s go back right to the start and watch our 8 goals again!”
    Coutinho:
    “Yeah!”
    “A wonderful goal by 25 hoorah!”
    Müller:
    “Haha!”
    Coutinho:
    “A wonderful goal by Ivan too hoorah!”
    Perišić:
    “HRVATSKA!🇭🇷”
    Coutinho:
    “Leon played Serge in who made it 3!”
    Müller:
    “Great ball in, another goal for me!”
    Lewandowski:
    “And they all ran out of the dark...”
    Müller, Coutinho and Lewa:
    “...ready to get totally ashamed!”
    Coutinho:
    “A wonderful run...”
    Davies:
    “Meep meep!”
    Coutinho:
    “5-2! Hoorah!”
    Kimmich:
    “Joshuaaa!”
    Lewandowski:
    “A great ball in by little Phil, hoorah!”
    Valverde:
    “Hahaaa!”
    Coutinho:
    “I scored 2 more!”
    Müller:
    “Full time! 8-2!”
    Messi&Suarez(to Coutinho):
    “Why the fuck did we loan you...”
    Müller:
    “And they all ran into the dark for to get out of the shame!...”
    Messi:
    “I’m not coming back! You’ve broken my heart! I’m of to rainy UK!”

  • @gameking4984
    @gameking4984 5 лет назад +309

    Poch this morning
    His wife : wake up its 8
    Poch: bayern scored again!!???

  • @DeeeepThought
    @DeeeepThought 5 лет назад +264

    Gnabry plays worldclass.
    Wenger : the best thing I did was selling you.
    Arsenal : Am I a joke to YOU?

    • @hakonhakonsen231
      @hakonhakonsen231 5 лет назад +6

      yes arsenal is a joke

    • @joshua.ynginho
      @joshua.ynginho 5 лет назад +1

      arsenal stop being stupid or i wont support you
      if he never went to munich he wouldnt of trash spurs

    • @gemba6441
      @gemba6441 5 лет назад

      @@hakonhakonsen231 You are a joke

    • @thescoundrelOFFICIAL
      @thescoundrelOFFICIAL 5 лет назад +2

      gnabry got bundesliga world player of the year 2018

  • @Nacho-if4fv
    @Nacho-if4fv 5 лет назад +150

    My friend didnt come to school today..
    He is a Tottenham fan

  • @oripeleg4335
    @oripeleg4335 4 года назад +204

    Who is here after Bayern showed once again they are the best team in football right now and crushed Barcelona 8-2?

    • @pracheesharma7323
      @pracheesharma7323 4 года назад +1

      Me

    • @Ajax_FAN
      @Ajax_FAN 4 года назад +5

      Me. That was absolute devistation by bayern.

    • @rchshow5942
      @rchshow5942 4 года назад +1

      Well let’s just say Madrid and Barca are the most shittest teams they have more glory but we’re never gonna see them back at there prime

    • @zoyaredfern7061
      @zoyaredfern7061 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @chill6423
      @chill6423 4 года назад +1

      @@rchshow5942 Yes, Madrid has more glory than Bayern. But Barca doesn't has more glory than Bayern tho.

  • @Sports-lx8zx
    @Sports-lx8zx 5 лет назад +343

    “HURAAAAAAAAAAAH”
    -Phil Coutinho 2019

  • @trainedinfootballwonders979
    @trainedinfootballwonders979 5 лет назад +202

    a minute's silence to those who stayed on tottenham hotspur stadium until the seventh goal!

    • @KFG13
      @KFG13 5 лет назад +14

      Y silence?? We Bayern Fans MUST celebrate!! 🎉🎊 🔴⚪=♥

    • @nicky4828
      @nicky4828 5 лет назад +2

      @@KFG13 As a Juve fan i hope to play against you in the last 16

    • @lazarkostadinovic617
      @lazarkostadinovic617 5 лет назад +8

      @@nicky4828 so you get beat 7:2 or what?

    • @nicky4828
      @nicky4828 5 лет назад +2

      @@lazarkostadinovic617 We are not on that level😂

    • @lazarkostadinovic617
      @lazarkostadinovic617 5 лет назад +8

      @@nicky4828 😂😂😂 then 7-1 lol no i think it will be 3-2 robben will clutch it in the end
      *oh, wait*

  • @xximaginexx8567
    @xximaginexx8567 5 лет назад +402

    That result was more devastating then
    When Courtois tried to play goalie

  • @yovan1358
    @yovan1358 Год назад +47

    Who's here after Kane joined Bayern Munich

  • @lucasvpontofinal
    @lucasvpontofinal 5 лет назад +350

    Muller have:
    Seven I
    Seven II

  • @kevindurant2968
    @kevindurant2968 5 лет назад +143

    Coutinho’s voice 💓

  • @foxiflakes8245
    @foxiflakes8245 5 лет назад +191

    Spurs tactics for the match at the Allianz:
    - remind Neuer that Son is Korean
    - have Reus pretend to be Müller to miss open goals
    - switch Lewa's Bayern shirt for a Poland one
    - convince Phil he's still at Barcelona
    - let VAR do the magic

  • @snsbjyysiaisi744
    @snsbjyysiaisi744 3 года назад +39

    180min:
    Bayern - Barca (7:0) |2013
    Bayern-Arsenal(10:2)|2017
    Bayern -Chelsea(7:1)|2020
    Bayern -Spurs (10:3)|2019
    Bayern- Lisbon(12:2)|2009
    90min:
    Bayern - Barca (8:2) |2020
    Bayern - Roma (7:1) |2014
    Bayern - Basel (7:0) |2012
    Bayern -Donezk(7:0)|2015
    Bayern -Nikosia(9:0)|1972
    🤍❤BAYERN MUNICH HISTORY❤🤍

  • @richardbanibensu3046
    @richardbanibensu3046 5 лет назад +172

    I'm honestly pissed off Bayern Munich scored 7
    Now we don't get a Bayern No. 5. Dammit

  • @alfredo_cz_ita
    @alfredo_cz_ita 5 лет назад +2384

    Every goal bayern will score home vs Totthenam
    👇🏻

    • @nicky4828
      @nicky4828 5 лет назад +4

      Non ripeteranno questa performance

    • @Dudi-vs1ww
      @Dudi-vs1ww 5 лет назад +5

      Little shit

    • @mateogimenez2375
      @mateogimenez2375 5 лет назад +9

      DAAAAAAMN YOU AGOOOOOOS

    • @supernova3658
      @supernova3658 5 лет назад +8

      Agos1337420 enjoyed europa league last season you pleb, who knocked you out again?

    • @Dudi-vs1ww
      @Dudi-vs1ww 5 лет назад

      @Lucas won’t play any Moura agree

  • @evanwoodward6376
    @evanwoodward6376 5 лет назад +159

    To Tottenham fans I quote Drax the Destroyer from guardians of the galaxy
    “You must be so embarrassed”

  • @KirbyPlays23
    @KirbyPlays23 Год назад +9

    Who's here after kane joined Bayern?

  • @s.o2864
    @s.o2864 5 лет назад +110

    Real Madrid: Our poor performance is gonna make all the headlines
    Tottenham: Hold our Hen!

    • @dlmperplex337
      @dlmperplex337 5 лет назад +5

      FC Barcelona - Hold my bottle

    • @abdiessa8383
      @abdiessa8383 5 лет назад

      The Physics and Math of Everything
      Barcelona are actually decent 🤷‍♂️

    • @TheGameMachineYT
      @TheGameMachineYT 5 лет назад

      Abdi essa die well have you seen them in the first half

    • @abdiessa8383
      @abdiessa8383 5 лет назад

      GameMachine 6756
      Have you seen them in second half they brought Vidal and within 5 mins he gets the assist for Suarez.
      After that it was just a question of when Barcelona would get the winner as Inter parked the bus.

  • @matthewssilva4781
    @matthewssilva4781 5 лет назад +217

    Before u ask:
    The Original Music is American Civil War Song "When Johnny comes marching home"

    • @hugofarm4664
      @hugofarm4664 4 года назад +3

      Thanks, lad. By the way, do you the name of the song from the Barca vs Lyon video of 44oons

    • @Daniel_Productions
      @Daniel_Productions 4 года назад +6

      That's why he said before you ask dumbass

    • @patsiouraskonstantinos2250
      @patsiouraskonstantinos2250 4 года назад +1

      It's also johny I hardly knew from Dropkick Murphys

    • @wilsonxl7684
      @wilsonxl7684 4 года назад

      Thanks

    • @Mischa2004
      @Mischa2004 4 года назад

      Thank you so much

  • @rbamovies9312
    @rbamovies9312 5 лет назад +318

    I was interested in the fight eriksen and vertonghen were having

    • @Duval-In-The-Wall
      @Duval-In-The-Wall 5 лет назад +20

      RBA Movies
      Dean saw a ridiculous rumor and fucking ran with it for this vid lol
      Alderweireld looking like me when I watch people have a serious emotional fight

    • @rbamovies9312
      @rbamovies9312 5 лет назад +2

      Duval in the wall lol

    • @greenneon9351
      @greenneon9351 5 лет назад +2

      Lloris Saves Verthogen
      Eriksen:UNO REVERSE CARD

    • @gamingwithglasses4544
      @gamingwithglasses4544 4 года назад +5

      He cheated on his wife with home

    • @caithlinx4561
      @caithlinx4561 4 года назад +1

      Yeah me too

  • @merthacibrahimoglu3744
    @merthacibrahimoglu3744 4 года назад +475

    Who is after chelsea lose to bayern 0-3 😂😂

  • @itsvillanuevac2664
    @itsvillanuevac2664 5 лет назад +723

    21 of December/ 2019:
    Tottenham 2-7 Bayern
    This video have 2.7m of views.
    442oons have 2.7m of suscribers.
    🤷‍♂️

  • @damnbro2899
    @damnbro2899 5 лет назад +157

    Man United: We’re Banter F.C
    Tottenham: Allow me to introduce myself

    • @PAINNN666
      @PAINNN666 5 лет назад +2

      Real M: Hold my beer.

    • @kjimin6022
      @kjimin6022 5 лет назад

      This Man Utd could loose 10 0

    • @saahito
      @saahito 5 лет назад +2

      @@kjimin6022 lol our defense doesn't leak goals haha

    • @alexanderhilton9021
      @alexanderhilton9021 5 лет назад

      guindoez hold my beer

  • @nickalfidi3285
    @nickalfidi3285 5 лет назад +82

    All these years later, those Germans still know how to score seven goals.....

  • @SamuelLee-gw6wr
    @SamuelLee-gw6wr 4 года назад +22

    MSG: The Bayern goals went in 8-2
    Ugh huh! Ugh huh!
    Lewy: Even Tottenham weren't as bad as you
    Ha ha! Ha ha!
    MSG: The Bayern goals went in 8-2
    And we bottled it, like every year
    And we all went into the dark for to get out of the shame
    Muller: So let's go back right to the start and watch all our 8 goals again
    A wonderful goal for me, 1-0, hurrah! Hurrah!
    A wonderful goal by Perisic, Hurrah! Hurrah!
    Another one by 22, and another one for me, that's 2
    And they all ran out of the dark ready to get totally shamed
    Roll playback, it's 2nd half, it's time to kick off again!
    Suarez: A wonderful goal for me, 4-2, hurrah! (No chance!)
    Muller: A wonderful goal by 32, Hurrah, hurrah!
    Another one by Lewy too,
    You're out of Europe, just like '13
    MSG: Can we all run into the dark for to get out of the shame?
    Setien: No!
    MSG: 7th time we have to restart, this better not happen again!
    Phil: A wonderful goal for me, seven, hurrah, hurrah!
    Another goal for me, it is 8, hurrah, hurrah!
    We destroyed you again, it's 8-2
    And like in '13, you're so so poo
    MSG: And we all trudge into the dark for to get out of the shame

    • @okthen6332
      @okthen6332 4 года назад +3

      You mean even London weren't as bad as you
      My club stinks

    • @pracheesharma7323
      @pracheesharma7323 4 года назад +1

      Hahahahahahahaha

    • @johncfyxxgcd5599
      @johncfyxxgcd5599 4 года назад +1

      Messi: I'm not coming back, you broke my heart, I'm off to cloudy England

    • @Monster-b8z
      @Monster-b8z 4 года назад

      Although I'm sad it's a great idea. There are some parts that don't rhyme.

    • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643
      @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 4 года назад +1

      Müller, Lewandowski, Gnabry: 1,2,3
      FCB of Germany
      Won 2-8 against Messi
      Messi: Oh I look so silly
      Müller, Lewandowski, Gnabry: Saying 1, 2, 3
      Boateng: Revenge for 2015
      Müller: Beating B-TEC FCB
      Messi: I think I need therapy
      Müller: Friday night
      Suarez, Messi: No second leg to play HOORAY
      Suarez: I’ve got an open net
      Boateng: I cleared the ball away YAY
      Müller: I was first to score Ja
      Alaba: I gave a goal away
      Müller: Then Ivan made it two
      Marc gave the ball away (Neuer: Lots!)
      Leon, played Serge in
      He brushed aside Lenglame (Lenglet: Oh dear)
      I scored top-bin (Suarez: Tap in)
      Müller, Lewandowski, Gnabry: Ah-ha-ha-ha
      Messi, Suarez: You win
      Müller: HALF TIME
      1-4 AND STILL COUNTING
      1,2,3
      FCB of Germany
      Won 2-8 against Messi
      Setien: Oh I look so silly
      Müller, Lewandowski, Gnabry: Saying 1, 2, 3
      Boateng: Revenge for 2015
      Müller: Beating B-TEC FCB
      Messi: I think I need therapy
      Suarez: 2-4
      The Comeback is on (Messi: Hurray)
      Davies: Meep Meep (Müller: the comeback's off
      Suarez: You best play bad today
      Lewandowski: Li’l Phil played me in
      Suarez, Messi: What the hell did we just say
      Müller: I think they got PTSD
      Thanks for the loan by the way
      Coutinho: Ha-ha-ha-ha
      2-8 we win
      This summer it is your turn...
      ...to get binned
      Müller, Lewandowski, Coutinho: Ah-ha-ha-ha
      Messi, Suarez: You win
      Müller: FULL TIME
      2-8 TIME FOR DANCING
      Thomas Müller, Lewandowski, Coutinho: 1,2,3
      FCB of Germany
      Won 2-8 against Messi
      Ronaldo: Oh he looks so silly
      Müller, Lewandowski, Coutinho: Saying 1, 2, 3,
      Coutinho: Revenge for you loaning me
      Müller: Beating B-TEC FCB
      Messi: I thank you for therapy

  • @tanialarik79
    @tanialarik79 5 лет назад +83

    Neuer was 🐐
    Lewandowski as always🔥
    And Gnabry,no words needed👑

    • @mohammadnazim4008
      @mohammadnazim4008 5 лет назад +6

      Lewy was🐐 I gusse.Nuer didn't make that many saves.

    • @tanialarik79
      @tanialarik79 5 лет назад +11

      @@mohammadnazim4008 Neuer really saved us at the beginning.They were attacking rapidly and Neuer made a few interventions.He also dribbled Son and saved us later on when Eriksen took a shot

    • @mohammadnazim4008
      @mohammadnazim4008 5 лет назад +1

      @@tanialarik79 well if he was upto his level u would have concede a goal less.

    • @Tibo_I
      @Tibo_I 5 лет назад

      Maybe you never heard of the legend lev yashin (

    • @daveisgod2444
      @daveisgod2444 5 лет назад +2

      @@mohammadnazim4008 Bruh, he saved so many 1 on 1's,he had to concede 1, what are you going to say now?Alisson/Ter Stegen would've saved that? Or even DDG or Oblak?

  • @juancarloshernandez2124
    @juancarloshernandez2124 5 лет назад +205

    North London teams:
    Bayern: Ight lemme destroy u real quick

    • @hadiassaad4956
      @hadiassaad4956 4 года назад +4

      North london is red🔴🔴🔴😂😂😂

    • @jameshamilton6055
      @jameshamilton6055 4 года назад +3

      @@hadiassaad4956 And London itself is blue

    • @itzkaio6802
      @itzkaio6802 4 года назад +11

      @@jameshamilton6055 bayern 3x0 chelsea

    • @jameshamilton6055
      @jameshamilton6055 4 года назад +1

      itzKaio thats better than Arsenal or Tottenham, plus I managed to nick a liverpool book on how to round the keeper, dont worry

    • @xxtomeqxx7255
      @xxtomeqxx7255 4 года назад

      @@jameshamilton6055 North london is red

  • @alex_ringer8572
    @alex_ringer8572 5 лет назад +187

    We need to appreciate how Wenger’s favourite number is 4

    • @clayr6264
      @clayr6264 5 лет назад +3

      Spoggen _ Tbh Gnabrys jersey number at Arsenal was 44

    • @rileyosborne9543
      @rileyosborne9543 5 лет назад +2

      No its cause he loved coming 4th

    • @rashedramzi5177
      @rashedramzi5177 5 лет назад +2

      HyperDayz_ by VHG you really don’t understand the joke do you?

  • @rajmapping
    @rajmapping Год назад +10

    Who’s here after Kane signed for bayern

  • @deathstroke7316
    @deathstroke7316 5 лет назад +43

    For those wondering, the ORIGINAL SONG is : when Johnny comes marching home

  • @kcmnaruto5486
    @kcmnaruto5486 5 лет назад +126

    That animation of vertonghen messaging eriksens wife killed me 😂😂

  • @alexandrosdermanis753
    @alexandrosdermanis753 5 лет назад +296

    Arsenal: We are more bottlers than Tottenham
    Tottenham: Hold my beer

    • @grahams5926
      @grahams5926 5 лет назад +12

      Nah, Bottling is the one Trophy Spurs deserve. Even at their best they bottle it

    • @biglez789
      @biglez789 5 лет назад +3

      Hold my bottle ???

    • @byron8169
      @byron8169 5 лет назад +5

      Beer

    • @tottenhamedits422
      @tottenhamedits422 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah we got smashed but it’s still pretty likely we’ll go through so it’s not really a bottle

    • @alvinmulia4263
      @alvinmulia4263 5 лет назад

      Hold my chicken?

  • @noahjatoe7609
    @noahjatoe7609 4 года назад +16

    1:03 6th time I've had to restart 😂🤣🤣😂

  • @mattern9645
    @mattern9645 5 лет назад +264

    0:28 Why has Kimmich the original logo and rest don't

    • @otfblazej9306
      @otfblazej9306 5 лет назад +22

      Because of the toons on the Bundesliga Channel need to have original logo and Dean was kinda lazy

    • @marktarkany5051
      @marktarkany5051 5 лет назад +20

      Great Eye! I didn't notice that until you pointed it out!

    • @Kasperross
      @Kasperross 5 лет назад +6

      Iluminati confirmed

    • @KawalerWedlugBabci
      @KawalerWedlugBabci 5 лет назад +14

      0:07 why kane have mbe or not diy

    • @KawalerWedlugBabci
      @KawalerWedlugBabci 5 лет назад +5

      0:31 bayern dont have number but spurs have
      Ps look at phill

  • @PitbullSubs
    @PitbullSubs 5 лет назад +203

    In Germany we call this a „Vergewaltigung“

  • @goldena6232
    @goldena6232 5 лет назад +81

    2014: Brazil 1-7 Germany
    2019: Spurs 2-7 Bayern

    • @Daniel-gk1dp
      @Daniel-gk1dp 5 лет назад +2

      if this score where the same it would be funny, now it is not

    • @MichaelM-wd5yi
      @MichaelM-wd5yi 5 лет назад +10

      So... in 25 years it will be 7-7 between ___ and a German side.

    • @asunayuuki9090
      @asunayuuki9090 5 лет назад +2

      @@Daniel-gk1dp u r funny.

    • @kaptnrotnase8277
      @kaptnrotnase8277 5 лет назад +4

      Tottenham 1 Brazil 0

  • @megaowl1233
    @megaowl1233 4 года назад +15

    0:18 wenger is running so fast 😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @wuyy9587
      @wuyy9587 3 года назад +2

      Faster than kane

  • @spouky2324
    @spouky2324 5 лет назад +276

    Ole : "I am getting sacked in the morning"
    Zidane : "Hold my beer"
    Poch: "Hold my 7 beers"

  • @riccardomanoli2280
    @riccardomanoli2280 5 лет назад +23

    Tottenham:" Ehy Bayern how many goals are you able to score?"
    Bayern:" Yes"

  • @barrymichael4790
    @barrymichael4790 5 лет назад +32

    Arsenal sold Gnabry for only 5 million
    They bought pepe for 72 million that's just so sad.

    • @S1rWakka
      @S1rWakka 5 лет назад +2

      More sad than United selling Pogba for next to nothing, then buying him back for 105m?

    • @dankid8856
      @dankid8856 5 лет назад

      @@S1rWakka I thought 150 million

  • @atif_hag
    @atif_hag 4 года назад +174

    Who’s here after Barcelona vs Bayern (2-8)

  • @aleksycitriauskidis7136
    @aleksycitriauskidis7136 5 лет назад +20

    I have watched almost every 442oons video and this is my favourite. This song should be on Spotify

  • @majic_rl
    @majic_rl 5 лет назад +102

    Arsenal... Real Madrid... Manchester United ....
    Tottenham Hotspur: Hold my Beer

  • @muhammadwahaj11
    @muhammadwahaj11 5 лет назад +25

    Courtouis: I'm so bad!
    Lloris: hold my baguette!

    • @jdjdjsksj7124
      @jdjdjsksj7124 5 лет назад +2

      😆😆😆😆😆😅😅😅😂😂😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @yoseloquetu445
      @yoseloquetu445 5 лет назад +2

      And both were the best goalkeepers from last world cup

  • @zoltboy1755
    @zoltboy1755 4 года назад +119

    Barca version is coming tomorrow

  • @jmemapping9901
    @jmemapping9901 5 лет назад +253

    Lesson learned: Spurs play better when they don’t sign anyone

    • @oxfordunited3516
      @oxfordunited3516 5 лет назад +2

      True

    • @joeaboge1283
      @joeaboge1283 5 лет назад +2

      Fact

    • @vukasintrifunovic2805
      @vukasintrifunovic2805 5 лет назад

      Totenham vs Zvezda
      22.10.

    • @Duval-In-The-Wall
      @Duval-In-The-Wall 5 лет назад +10

      Well...
      Chelsea 2-1 Tottenham
      Crystal Palace 2-0 Tottenham
      Burnley 2-0 Tottenham
      Chelsea 2-0 Tottenham
      Southampton 2-1 Tottenham
      Manchester City 2-0 Tottenham
      Tottenham 0-1 Ajax
      Tottenham 0-1 West Ham
      Bournemouth 1-0 Tottenham
      Tottenham 2-2 Everton
      Tottenham 0-2 Liverpool
      They didn't sign anyone in January either...

    • @ace-of-hearts-xox
      @ace-of-hearts-xox 5 лет назад

      @@Duval-In-The-Wall didnt lose 2-0 to City

  • @דנהלואיס
    @דנהלואיס 5 лет назад +41

    80+ years old: This is the football blitz

  • @raymint6118
    @raymint6118 5 лет назад +219

    2013: Barcelona 0-7 Bayern Munich
    2014: Brazil 1-7 germany
    2019: spurs 2-7 bayern munich

    • @Trimtwins
      @Trimtwins 5 лет назад +4

      Liar 🤥 pinocchio

    • @saschabischoff4639
      @saschabischoff4639 5 лет назад +12

      Aoife Farrelly how is he lying😂

    • @mehmetfarabinarin6929
      @mehmetfarabinarin6929 5 лет назад +2

      Komrade Egg Thats Fenerbahce Lover And They İn The Basic League 6th And They helped from refferys

    • @Angel-sr8hy
      @Angel-sr8hy 5 лет назад +3

      2020:Chelsea kids 3-7 Buying Monstermunchen

    • @0zyys
      @0zyys 5 лет назад +1

      @Komrade Egg barca 5-1 real 😂

  • @masonhalls5241
    @masonhalls5241 Год назад +3

    Eriksen says you’ve broken my heart then look what happend thank the lords he’s still with us

  • @galacticjeff0831
    @galacticjeff0831 5 лет назад +131

    Who will com bottom in Bayern’s group reply Tottenham like Tottenham

  • @thomasshmuller9214
    @thomasshmuller9214 5 лет назад +56

    The result would have been more devastating for Spurs,if i was included in the playing 11😂

  • @trawlrz37
    @trawlrz37 5 лет назад +374

    My friend, a spurs fan: hey what time is it?
    Me: oh, its 7-2 nine!
    (Edited cos of a certain little triggered tot fan in the replies 😂)

    • @junkycat3061
      @junkycat3061 5 лет назад +8

      ha ha

    • @Rzepa_33
      @Rzepa_33 5 лет назад +4

      Must said "spuds"? Stupid troll.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 лет назад +23

      @@Rzepa_33 Ok ok Mr.Spurs Fan here is getting angry and salty!

    • @Rzepa_33
      @Rzepa_33 5 лет назад +4

      @@ricardohoang8452People who say "spuds" are salty.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 лет назад +17

      @@Rzepa_33 What kind of saltiness? The tradition of "bottling"? Fine since Spurs fan are mostly proud of that ...

  • @challenger2031
    @challenger2031 4 года назад +2

    And that wasn't the only 7-2 442oons video. I'm a Liverpool fan and I have always loved this channel, don't care that we were beaten 7-2 we deserved to have lost that game. YNWA

    • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643
      @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 4 года назад

      Only for picking f***ing Adrian in goal. Adrian is shit. Did the FIFA Best Men's Coach 2019 and 2020 learn nothing from Atletico?

  • @tanbeer_191
    @tanbeer_191 5 лет назад +52

    That game was more devastating then Coutinho’s high notes! 😂😂

  • @jordipicon776
    @jordipicon776 5 лет назад +29

    0:53 that was more devastating than coutinho's voice

    • @LuigiLuigi728
      @LuigiLuigi728 5 лет назад +6

      It's hilarious to watch Eriksen and Vertonghen's story gradually evolve during each goal lol

  • @Oplix7
    @Oplix7 5 лет назад +36

    Harry Kane = 4 goal at Tottenham Stadium
    Serge Gnabry = 4 goal at Tottenham Stadium

  • @robertofirmino439
    @robertofirmino439 4 года назад +24

    And now Bayern crushed Barca 8-2

  • @Daniel_C17
    @Daniel_C17 5 лет назад +42

    That result was more tragic than cavani’s hair hahaha 😂

    • @aaaabbbb2483
      @aaaabbbb2483 5 лет назад +4

      DMC 123
      Hear? 🤦‍♂️
      Do you mean hair?

    • @Daniel_C17
      @Daniel_C17 5 лет назад

      Aaaa Bbbb oh yeah

    • @larsvanolst9445
      @larsvanolst9445 5 лет назад

      And more tragic than Bayern - Arsenal: 5-1

  • @L_S_23
    @L_S_23 5 лет назад +60

    0:56 the voice though 😂

  • @kygongon6495
    @kygongon6495 5 лет назад +20

    Wenger holding Gnabary is the funniest thing I have seen today 😂😂😂

  • @leonardoiantassoni6441
    @leonardoiantassoni6441 4 года назад +18

    Who's here after Aston villa 7-2 Liverpool?

  • @sirhoverhaft
    @sirhoverhaft 5 лет назад +9

    Love the when Johnny comes marching home melody!

  • @abdelrahmanibrahim8504
    @abdelrahmanibrahim8504 5 лет назад +18

    That result was more devastating then hazard in an all you can eat buffet

  • @bigmckennie6691
    @bigmckennie6691 5 лет назад +41

    Who will be UCL winner
    1-2 Bayern München
    2-3 Barcelona
    3-4 Juventus
    4-5 BVB
    5-6 Liverpool
    6-7 Manchester city
    7-8 Inter
    8-9 Atletico
    0 Real Madrid

  • @caoat3714
    @caoat3714 4 года назад +14

    Waiting for the Bayern Barca version

  • @moha94vss38
    @moha94vss38 5 лет назад +46

    Spurs player: 2-1 arg...
    The coach: boys remmember the last year you was in final champions league !
    Spurs player: You right ! ,2-1 down lets show them we are better! Aaah lets show them we were better

    • @DeeeepThought
      @DeeeepThought 5 лет назад +6

      and did you show them you were better?!?

    • @AJ_Sals
      @AJ_Sals 5 лет назад +5

      We were slaughtered by Munich

  • @no.6008
    @no.6008 5 лет назад +12

    0:32 coutinho grabbed his sack to go high pitched 😂

  • @Fpl-ky1sm
    @Fpl-ky1sm 5 лет назад +28

    The last time I was this early Tottenham beat Bayern Munich 7- oh wait

  • @ghost.8836
    @ghost.8836 Год назад +5

    So that's why Kane wants to come to Bayern.

  • @user-os2cn9ke3c
    @user-os2cn9ke3c 5 лет назад +91

    Arsenal: We are the ONLY team to get THUMPED by Bayern in North London
    Spurs: Hold my beer.

  • @FireZom
    @FireZom 5 лет назад +9

    Hurrah Arsene is Back😂
    Couthino voice always gets me😂

  • @bonquequejamesfingleberryj148
    @bonquequejamesfingleberryj148 5 лет назад +13

    That result was more devastating than Phil's voice to my eardrums

  • @baronvonbork2856
    @baronvonbork2856 3 года назад +3

    "I haven't seen devastation like this in North London like this since the blitz"
    damn that is some bombs dropped

  • @JordynNexus
    @JordynNexus 5 лет назад +62

    Phil’s voice is as high as the ants voice in the original song 😂💀

    • @kevinhuerta9597
      @kevinhuerta9597 5 лет назад +1

      What's the original song called?

    • @JordynNexus
      @JordynNexus 5 лет назад +5

      Kevin Huerta it’s a nursery rhyme called the ants go marching 😂😂

    • @kevinhuerta9597
      @kevinhuerta9597 5 лет назад

      @@JordynNexus oh💀.....well then it's a goddamn good nursery rhyme😂

    • @timoglock5630
      @timoglock5630 5 лет назад

      Nope. Its johnny comes marching home

  • @NoamSela09
    @NoamSela09 5 лет назад +50

    Messi: I'm the G.O.A.T
    Ronaldo: I'm the G.O.A.T
    Gnabry: Hold me beer

  • @noonelol5516
    @noonelol5516 5 лет назад +21

    Balotelli: Why always me ?
    Then the victims are :
    Dante
    Again Dante
    2017: Wenger
    2019: Tanguy Ndombele

    • @Duval-In-The-Wall
      @Duval-In-The-Wall 5 лет назад

      Tbf Lyon are below Spurs position in the table in Ligue 1 as well

    • @noonelol5516
      @noonelol5516 5 лет назад

      It's just a joke chill man

  • @sike5227
    @sike5227 4 года назад +37

    Are we just going to ignore the WWII joke at 0:06

    • @raven4617
      @raven4617 4 года назад +12

      Its a pretty good joke

    • @aadas281
      @aadas281 3 года назад +2

      Nothing too extreme from what I've seen

    • @imperial_soldat
      @imperial_soldat 3 года назад

      Lmao no