Everything Wrong With Lucy In 15 Minutes Or Less
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- Here's a good entry for "Stupidest Movie Of 2014," and it comes with the requisite amount of sins you'd expect. Shaking my head.
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My brother in law suggested that when she's kicked in the abdomen and the drugs enter her system, that the rest of the movie is just her drug trip as she's slowly poisoned to death by it. It explains pretty much EVERYTHING, and makes the movie just barely tolerable.
great theory actually
This is the only piece of fiction where I support this theory.
"LOL experimental drugs make you God"
Get thee to Hollywood, you clearly desearve the filmmakers job.
Great theory, shit movie.
Tino Đirlić bad movie even worse theory
okay she becomes god and stuff. that's cool but I think we are all forgetting what's really important here. didn't she have exams on Monday?
sayian jester You are joking and all but those were some of my questions after I saw the movie. Will her friends and family think she was kidnapped? Will the FBI try to cover it by making it seem like she died in an accident? Will she still fail her exams even tho she is God now?
Wait till lucy2, the part were she visits the exams
*ding*
sayian jester ñ
sayian jester Intelligence can’t help you when it comes to philosophy (maybe), English (probably) or art (because art exams mean you draw/create something then come up with a bunch of BS about it. Intelligence just gets in the way)
Friend: "What's Lucy like?"
Me: "Scarlett Johansson takes drugs and turns into a usb"
This plus Akira rip-off
Maybe it would be better as an anime
Nailed it.
@@ejandrews3065 makes sense - I mean, they turned Ghost in the Shell into an Anime
@@cosmo1494 ghost in a shell was an anime first but was made over 20 years ago and Hollywood just did a live action adaptation of it 20 years later
Plugs USB in.
Windows: "disk is unreadable. Format disk?"
Scientist: "yes"
Other scientists:"wait no!!"
xD
I laughed more than I should have
Usually formatting does not result in any userdata beeing destroyed
benni5541 explain
@@roxert0 Quick format only recreates new partition and file tables. If the drive is not written to after the format, the data itself is retained there and could still be found and extracted, although the procedure is not trivial nor easy. This is what computer forensic experts do.
I bet the alternate ending is lucy dieing from overdose, having imagined the entire movie.
fendelphi *dying
that is a better movie than what they made
so what you're saying is this is a ha-lucy-nation?
I see what was done here in Scarlett's boobies name.
Man, that's actually legit.
Killing a guy for not speaking English in a non-English-speaking country's bad enough, but... when she pointed the gun at him, he started going "no, no, no" IN ENGLISH. So she actually just killed a guy for no reason whatsoever. What an awful protagonist.
maybe the kill was for lying? iono. this movie was bad
Because no no no is a hard English word to learn and he could never have heard it used anywhere ever
No is still something that sounds like no in nearly every country. Like in Spanish and French its still "no"
Ragamuffingoode In french, its non
She asks if he knows English and he says "no, no, no" so she kills him. I don't think it justifies killing him, but she knew he didn't speak english because he said so himself.
I'm so sick of that 10% brain thing... When I heard that was the basis of the movie's premise I lost all interest in it. You could literally have the exact same movie, but just said the drug makes you super intelligent by any number of other means... say it works like adrenalin but better, say it increases neural density, say it's magic for all I care... Nothing sucks more than a movie trying to be scientific and completely fucking it.
Worst part is that they made Morgan Freeman say that nonsense.
Didn't they use that same concept in Limitless with Bradley Cooper? I think they did.
AnimalToxin
Yeah but that movie wasn't nearly as stupid about it and didn't spend half the movie trying to convince you of that bullshit
GeorgeZZi
Yeah. I'm disappointed in him for that.
AnimalToxin
Pretty much, but they said 20% in Limitless, iirc. At least they didn't really harp on it like they did in Lucy.
The first time I've ever heard about this movie was when my mother told me she recently watched a movie "where a girl turns into a flash drive".
I laughed so hard, thinking that she probably doesn't even know, what a flash drive is.
Then I stumbled upon Lucy in tv...
From that moment, I believe in everything my mother says.
That was a mind f*** thinking she didn't know.
"if the habitat is favorable they reproduce. This is CLEARLY Los Angles."
Best. Cinema Sins. Line. Ever.
Also, missed sin: why would you leave the lights on and/or your car running during car sex. Either you're killing your battery or you want to get a ticket.
Also missed a lot of other sins just as usually.
Ale
As a native of Los Angeles, I also agree...wait. Ding
this line + the "'i dont know' was the correct response" was another personal favourite of mine like for real why does he have any idea what she's doing
There is one explanation for this movie, the drugs made Lucy really high, and she was just tripping balls and dying from overdose.
Good plot twist : All these times she was lying in insane asylum.
This would've been a far better ending to the film. I think I would've enjoyed it more.
That's a Fight Club level plot twist
would explain why all the info in the movie is wrong.
Ha, roll credits
Wait, so what I'm getting from this movie is basically "oh I absorbed some blue drugs and now I'm god"
Yeah... I watched it last week. I expected some realistic stuff relating to actual brains and intelligence, instead I got car chases and ridiculous fantasy.
月食 But it wasn’t entertaining either, so you can see why people are confused.
I know,it's a stupid movie.
seems legit
Strange, I was able to enjoy this film when I decided this is just scifi nonsense.
"Learning is a painful process"
Takes magic juice and becomes all-knowing.
Not once did she say "ow"
She couldn't even feel pain smh...
@@AnnmusPnda kinda odd how there’s only your comment. But yeah true
Raven XD perfect, then we both can have a genuine discussion of how much we hate this movie. Cinema sins’ video got a good chunk of what I found to be sins of this movie, but there was actually so much more that he missed. One of the sins that I believed should of gotten a few sins was when she kissed that police officer. Like, seriously? Are the writers so bad that they literally had to SQUEEZE a 15 second clip of them into the movie to ATTEMPT to make the audience feel any sort of emotion for Lucy? Like what!? It boggles my mind how this is, literally, the worst movie I have ever watched in my entire life. I cannot even emphasize that enough. I feel like I could genuinely write a whole essay as to why this movie was utter garbage... but I won’t.... because I have exams next week...
but she did,
@@AnnmusPnda I might not be Raven XD but I also hate this movie with a blinding passion and i love you comment
I've turned off maybe 10 movies in my life without finishing it, this is one of them. And I've sat through Madea's Christmas movie.
Roca Bibaby even Wiseau's The Room is more watchable than zis film
don't be "that" guy, this movie was stupid, but as a mindless enjoyment with pretty stuff moving on screen I wouldn't say it was that bad
Lapuka no, pacific rim was stupid mindless enjoyment that actually was not that bad. This movie put my grandfather into a coma.
Karla Diaz be ready to play Midge Ure's "The Man Who Sold The World" tape once he's awake
Karla Diaz lmao I love Pacific Rim even tho it's stupid af
While watching this movie my brain capacity shrunk to 9%
supahtyp 0,9%*
ahhaahahhahahahahahah
supahtyp lmfao shit
Hah, the coffee maniac, lol...
supahtyp lmao
My friend made me see this in the theater with her. The last line of the film, “now you know what to do with it” had everyone audibly saying “What?”
K P. Are you serious. No offense but The movie made It pretty clear. Morgan Freeman tells her to pass It on. That's why she made the computer,So she could pass on all the Information she acquired to the rest of humanity. ruclips.net/video/nELxnSK1SHk/видео.html
Pass it on, is what you’re supposed to do with it.
That’s what she did, fwiw.
Actually, the 10%-Thing is not quite a Myth.
Yes, its wrong IF phrased in some certain ways.
But its actually true if phrased differently.
I mean, yes, even a Sneeze activates all the parts of the brain,
but thats not what this 'Myth' ever meant, so it literally doesnt matter.
Its really just a Phrasing Problem,
as its obvious fact and also obvious that humans do not
use what they're capable of. I mean, it cant get more obvious.
I really dont have to show evidence how easy it is to improve or
talk about how laughable the idea is that humans will never evolve past
what they're right now capable of. I mean, i dont throw around
the word obvious for no reason, ya know.
So yeah, its a Phrasing Problem and a bit more complex
than saying 'Yeah, its just a Myth, duh'.
@@slevinchannel7589 how and where can I learn more about what you're suggesting?
@@brandondavidson6569 Just type it into youtube, I'd say.
But well, even RUclips has not all the knowledge, seeing as not even Scientists know all about the Brain yet - and they freely admit so.
You missed a big one: Why would Lucy need to give them a USB stick if she had the ability to send them text messages after she "died"?
She is the USB stick!
@@SuperCartoonist If the S in USB stands for Scarlett, what does the U and B stand for?
@@TheNameOfJesus unbelievable b*******. Ha
@@TheNameOfJesus utter bullshit
@@TheNameOfJesus USB = Understanding Scarletts Bullshit 😄
"Speed it up infinitely and the car disappears, so how do we know it exists in the first place"
The difference is if you walk across the street, you get run over infinite times
Our Peaceful War Also, the fact that your eyes can't see it doesn't mean the car isn't there. You know it's there because you are making it go faster, and if you're in the place where the car is, you should be able to at least listen to it as it passes by. So... that statement is bullshit. As the whole movie.
saa miranda actually the theory would be if matter would be able to reach the speed of light it would be able to go through matter and defy gravity and electromagnetic waves.
saa miranda i agree with you when it comes to the bullshit bit.
But you would not be able to hear the car due to humans only being able to hear frequencies in a certain range, and because the Doppler-shift would change the frequency of the noise so much that nobody would be able to hear it. Sorry...
+Roel Cortez you do know that light is an electromagnetic wave?! so anything that goes at light speed does not "defy electromagnetic waves". also: things that go at light speed do not go through matter. example: neutrinos, photons and other elemental particles.
and last: light is affected by gravity. that's why we have gravitational lenses. and black holes.
+RKBlock neutrinos do not go at the speed of light and electromagnetic waves and various other light-speed things can go through matter.
My brain kept using 100% of its power, so I uninstalled Norton.
Lol u only need one percent for that ;)
Eddie Gluskin do you use windows 8?
I don't like what they did to the user interface but the built in windows defender and the ability to reset to factory settings without a disc is great, especially when you have family that is computer illiterate.
Norton is great if you live your "computer life" on the edge and make a lot of shady downloads...
Moon HD
Do you now?
My experience with Lucy:
"... humans only use 10% of their brains..."
*Hit 'STOP' button.
*Eject disc.
*Return disc to Netflix.
*Wait for better movie to arrive.
My experience with Lucy:
"Evolution! Drugs! Being a jerk!"
**Immediately returns movie to Nexflix**
**Immediately watches a review of someone criticizing the movie in order to restore faith in movie writers**
shropshirec Wait is evolution bad?
That Atheist I'm pretty sure that the way this movie treated evolution was bad. This stuff defies physics as we know it.
>"return disk to netflix"
mmhm. sure.
That Atheist let it go. hes 10.
You missed a sin: she time travelled and met natives on horses. Horses didn't exist on the continent until Europeans brought them over.
They did, but they were extinguished on the continent before europeans showed up
@@victormponcec finnaly someone who knows history
@@Isai314 thanks
Why are you so confident you son of bastard? You feed upon shxtass history and spout nonsense? What's the harm in being open to all kind of possibilities? What you will die is it?
@@nishinishi7941 wait, are you suggesting “bullshit over facts”? That hilarious.
It doesn't matter how powerful your brain gets: it will not give you superpowers if you don't have the physical capability. It's like saying if your brain gets strong enough, you can pump blood without a heart, or extract oxygen without lungs, or break down food without a digestive tract. You need some kind of mechanism to generate the effect you want.
I was thinking along those lines. Increased memory, DNA manipulation, and being able to see energy are plausible but everything else bs. Maybe traveling through time mentally could be possible but physically we are limited.
Lol I bet your the type of person who complains about the fresh cut grass in the walking dead it's a film why are you taking it so seriously
Ayatollah Khomeini Lol I never thought about that
Dude, it's a movie, roll with it.
***** I know. Who says its impossible to see invisible forces in nature.
"hey, you speak english?"
"no no no"
*shoots the guy*
"man that's really racist"
lmfao
that was effing hillarious lol,
poor taxi driver😂
lol the guy clearly knows how and just doesn't want to speak it to her. I say good job killing him, and I'm from fucking China.
'laughing my fucking ass off' is was to triggered sounding
If she's so intelligent, why didn't she know how to speak their language.
ryan higa does it best
Summary of Lucy: When you've got exams on Monday so instead of studying you do drugs and think that you know everything.
*DING!*
1 year later and this Is very relevant to me.
Lol
Tried that in the 80s. Didn't work then. Probably still doesn't work now.🙃
@@johnnie2638 it's sad that these are the only comments you people are able to make after watching something like Lucy. You people are typing things like " so basically" and " In summery"... Like your puny ass brains are rushing to summerize a movie about unlocking the brains hidden potential... This is why scientists experiment on the population in real life. YAULL are simple as fukd it's annoying.
"The pain blocks you from understanding"
CinemaSins: "No I think it's the English that's blocking him from understanding"😂😂😂
It's a shame they ruined such a cool idea with terrible science. They could have done so much with it.
Kimi FW hey....he did a everything wrong with movie sin
The moment they mentioned billions of years beside ''evolution'' it was shit. There is NO PROOF of evolution
Christopher Shammas Sarcasm?
***** True.
Kimi FW you must not have seen the movie they did so much with it. I mean a metric fuck ton. Time travel, telekinesis, the hair thing the language thing, the knockout mind thing becoming a god......
"After levitating three guys, Lucy decides THIS guy needs to have a painful crash through a wall." I found this hilarious for some reason XD
Because he was stupid enough to not run before that point...
It was. Also, in France, you can't really just punch a person through a wall because the walls are usually made of, you know, concrete and other very durable materials. in the USA, they use those easy-to-break dry-walls, but that's not how they build in Europe. So, if she threw the guy through that wall, she killed him. Nice.
I found it hilarious when he said "Dumb bitch in a chair" XD
We call “using 100% of the brain at once” epilepsy.
Exactly right!
I am not a doctor though...can epileptics fly and turn into usb drives? If so, smart movie.
Agreed
nope
That's absolutely wrong.
I don't even know where to start educating you on epilepsy. There are different types, affecting various parts of the brain, never all at once. The problem is with the synchronicity of the neuronal discharges, not with their activation per se.
Also, we use 100% of our brains. Different neurons just do different things.
Gotta love the sigh at 8:20. Too many movies try to tell viewers that computers are godly and can load everything instantly, and have such a great connection. Makes me a bit curious how they did that bit
"I remember the taste of your milk in my mouth." -- One of the creepiest movie quotes ever
;-)
Still don't understand what 'creepy' means.
More like Disturbing
Scarlett Johansson drinking man milk
Kill me
@@kikiwhite_creates that is a more accurate description.
When it comes to films like this where everything just doesn’t really make sense, I don’t think about the logic I just enjoy the craziness.
michael saju wow. Imagine thinking an opinion is stupid. People can enjoy a film in different ways. Shut up.
michael saju omg you’re completely missing the point and being a huge hypocrite.
You can’t come after me saying I hurt your opinion when you originally insulted mine.
Stop trying to be smart too, it doesn’t look good
@michael saju .... I really can't with you assuming the high ground. you're not getting it. 'i enjoy your stupidity' is insulting. it's not an opinion, it's an insult. why would something be stupid if it helps someone to enjoy something? My point isn't about clashing opinions, I know opinions differ, that's okay, your point would be valid if we were talking about our opinions of the movie, but I wasn't talking about that, I was talking about the way I watch it. but it's not necessarily about opinions, it's about the way somebody does something.
I wouldn't call someone stupid for holding a pencil differently if it works and they can still write.
💜💜💜
Though you might need some purple hearts after this weird thread :)
Someone :/ you need to learn how to spot when someone is trolling, because that’s obviously what Michael Saju was doing. You shouldn’t have even given him attention after his second bullshit reply. Remember this: We DON’T feed trolls.
I couldn't even finish this video because I hated the movie so much
I forced myself to finish it, and yeah, I regret it. :( . The ending is just painful to the mind.
DravenWolfe I willing watched 98% of the movie and found it insulting to all parties of religion, science, biology, physics, and so on.
***** 10% is not the point here. I went to watch the movie precisely because I heard 10% cliche in trailer, and I thought it would make great science fiction action movie where you can just turn pff your brain and enjoy.
Lucy failed at that. It took itself seriously, but couldn't produce anything worth taking seriously, so it ended up being huge waste of time. It wasn't light-hearted or fun, nor was it in any way thought-provoking because of the stupid premise. Plot was stupid and it failed to keep tension up, and characters were extraordinarily forgettable.
Lile, if you wanted to see this kind of movie done so that premise isn't stupid, which works because of that, go watch Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence. If you want to watch this kind of movie that works because it doesn't take itself too seriously, watch Limitless.
Joni Hanski Describing it as a science fiction is over selling it because the 10% idea is a debunked hypothesis that didn't even have a proof to base it on. So yeah it is just fiction.
class122 the movie was about stuff outside 10% idea. Experimental drugs enhancing cognition, taking control over your surroundings, sped-up evolution, those kinds of ideas fall firmly into scifi-territory.
It's funny watching this after taking an Anthropology class a few years after the movie's release. One of the things we learned in that class was, not only have we found an earlier human ancestor, but Lucy was part of a different evolutionary branch.
She became a fucking flash drive, I just can't......how did this movie get decent reviews?
Ryan Morton it got decent reviews?!? no way! this film looks extremely bad lol
Charles Plaine Between 65 to 70% on aggregator sites. Although it's consumer reception is less than 50%.
Ryan Morton Because Scarlett Johansson!Duhh!
John Thomas Charm? She sounds dead. I normally like her but she felt flat here and I don't care if that was intended or not.
Also the movie is comprised of logic gaps so I find it hard to believe that they found them easy to ignore, unless they're idiots.
John Thomas Yeah, I agree good actors can carry a film a long way but that works on a rate of diminishing returns in my opinion.
During viewing I was 100% certain that this is a school movie project that somehow got way out of budget.
zolikoff s
when i watched this movie i lost 90% of my brain power
*****
ty
best comment ever
Oh...ohhhhhhh.....I get it. Bravo sir, bravo. :)
A.gulf.hitter hahahahah!!!
I'm a biology student and this "we only use 10% of our brain" pisses me off so damn much. The first time I saw the movie I felt insulted for how stupid the premise was. Thanks to cinema sins I can at least laugh and feel comfort in the knowledge that there are people as pissed as me XD
I just find it funny that people must have sat around trying to get more than 10% going 😂
Yeah, i love the movie, but the premise is cracked up af (considering the brain % thing is a myth) 😂
Moral of the story: Take lots of weird drugs, kids!
my life's motto
I'm gonna be completely honest: I completely, unironically loved most of what this movie did. Trust me, I am among the many here who knows the whole 10% thing is bullshit. Hell, I made a few jokes about it with my friend when I saw it, but goddamn it, did I enjoy it.
I enjoyed it because it took an idea that admittedly made no scientific sense but rode it out anyways, and did the best job it could at pretending it made sense. I enjoyed it because I liked the characters, and how it's fascinating how Lucy loses herself (and she does lose herself; the movie doesn't brush over the fact that Lucy's behaviour is cruel and inhuman at times, hell, that's sort of its point).
And I enjoyed it because it's probably the closest thing we're gonna get to a standalone female superhero movie, at least until Marvel pulls that giant flaming cactus out of their ass and makes a fucking Black Widow movie.
Goddammit, Marvel.
Tristan Smith It could have been a decent film, but it tried way too hard to be something deeper than it was in such a short period of time.
It's true that Scarlett Johansson was great (-20 sins for that, at least), and that there are too few action movies with female leads. I thought Lucy was a missed opportunity though: the premise and scientific exposition could have been easily improved to make it much better movie.
Illier1 Look it tried to deliver a message about existance,"reality" and humanity and such in less than 2 hours, of course it is sloppy and brute because appart from that it needed to keep a fast and furious audience watching so it included all the UNNECESARY shooting and "action" thingy's but if you just take the concept and the cinematography (especially the nature clip referenceses play) then yes it coul have been awsome but i mean you try to keep up with hollywood standards and make something like that.
No, this film just deus ex machina'd from one plot point to another with no sense of internal rules or continuity. The great thing about film is that you can create your own internal rules and talk about what the consequences of those rules are... But this film didn't care, it had no consistency and just said we will write whatever we need to advance and incredibly basic and boring plot to a bullshit wordy and meaningless end.
Totally agree with this guy 100% about this movie
$40 million waste of an interesting concept and a beautiful actress. Although, it did gross almost $500 million worldwide, so I guess it worked.
@@dishy2304 the difference is that f&f never takes itself serious and knows how over the top it is, this movie wants to sound smart even though it's one of the dumbest movies of the last decade
Actually, the 10%-Thing is not quite a Myth.
Yes, its wrong IF phrased in some certain ways.
But its actually true if phrased differently.
I mean, yes, even a Sneeze activates all the parts of the brain,
but thats not what this 'Myth' ever meant, so it literally doesnt matter.
Its really just a Phrasing Problem,
as its obvious fact and also obvious that humans do not
use what they're capable of. I mean, it cant get more obvious.
I really dont have to show evidence how easy it is to improve or
talk about how laughable the idea is that humans will never evolve past
what they're right now capable of. I mean, i dont throw around
the word obvious for no reason, ya know.
@@slevinchannel7589 The fact is, most of us clearly use only 10% of our brains. Just listen to a speech in Congress and you quickly realize how stupid the average voter is to be taken in by these morons.
@@ChickensAndGardening lmao
@@slevinchannel7589 you left out some worse in your grandiose speech
give this movie credit. they did the impossible. they made Morgan Freeman sound boring
😂
You have a point...
I'd still listen to him talk.
Same
@@Bookwitchery same
No mention how the flash drive contains all knowledge of the universe like they could actually plug it into something that could read it?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha amazing
Yeah, that's why the drive was 'limitless' in the physical form (you saw how it looked like a "hollow" piece of space). It was in a 'contained' size, but was virtually limitless as far as information goes.
Humans probably wouldn't live long enough to access all the information on it.
@@blackSUAAAVE yes, I understood what the drive was. BUT I'm saying that when I plug a USB into my computer it reads and processes all the data on the USB before it will show it to me. That particular USB has information from the beginning of time to the far future written on it making it impossible for any computer to process
@@Pallysilverstar Bruh.. This bitch just warped space, ate matter, and created a 4th dimensional computer that pooped out a flash drive for them... You dont think she thought about current computer capabilities?? For all we know, any PC that gets mated with that flash drive could turn into that big ass black computer. or just holding the drive and thinking of questions it might beam the info into your brain. Shit the possibilities are limitless
@@Pallysilverstar Or the USB auto installs magic drivers
when writers have no idea what the fuck they are writing about write about a subject they know even less about.
J.T. B. PREACH
na I'm already hot.
Some people just live and breath speculation and fantasy, dont let them fuck with you J.T.B.
Everything wrong with Lucy, in a second:
It got filmed
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Seeing this, I'm so glad I didn't waste any money on this crap.
Also isn't "I remember the taste of your milk in my mouth" a weeeird thing to say?
It's one of the best lines in the movie for what it implies. One of the best scenes too.
TheCoper COper Yeah, not saying it's a bad line. Only I can't imagine myself saying that :D She could've said something like "I remember the very first thing you said to me".
But thinking about it now, the milk line is very effective.
Vit Kozusky Imagination. Please download one.
I saw it in theaters. It's really great. Only movie to top it was Guardians of the Galaxy.
Kevin Webster There's imagination and then there's an unrealistic suspension of disbelief.
I walked into the movie theater thinking "Lucy" was going to be an awesome badass movie and it ended up being one of the worst movies I'd ever seen. It didn't make any sense and was way too fast paced. Not enough action or badass-ness. Definitely the worst movie of 2014 and so overrated.
Love the CinemaSins!
ikr! I saw it and I wasn't very impressed either...love your videos jen!
HI JEN I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS 💕
Damn girl
I thought it was an alright movie. But you're right nothing special
Do people realise this is a shitty version of the movie "Limitless" ?
At least Limitless tried to stay somewhat grounded. This just went balls to the walls crazy.
Yes thank you!
So true
***** I felt the exact same way.
Limitless was a shitty movie too
I loved this movie
I knew this film was going to be painful due to the 10% premise, but holy shit this film is way worse than I thought.
Also, life was not given to "us" a billion years ago. Life on earth began ~3.5 Billion years ago, and humans have been around for maybe 2 Million years.
exactly my thoughts
Maybe it's counting the things that we evolved from when it said "us"?
Yeah. Limitless mentions that as its premise too, but it doesn't harp on about it. You could even dismiss it as the drug dealer's dumb explanation of how it works.
Luke Jackson True. Humans have been around for about 200,000 years though.
coolasiwanatabe1233 What WE know as "humans" have been around for a few hundred thousand years. But our ancestors which are still classified as "early humans" have been estimated to be as old as 4 million years old.
Biggest sin of this film was that it was a rip off of Limitless.
The scrip was made 10 years ago. Lucy I meant.
I think it was more of a rip-off of Elfen Lied.
limitless is awesome
***** ok like 99% of the scenes were a rip off of elfen lied and the main characters names are Lucy but the plot is different
DeadPool. Teh Greatest Thing Ever Created Except the plot in that show was less pretentious and more entertaining. Yes, a show with intense blood and gore, really foul language, and incest was better than this movie...
I was actually surprised that there were others that thought the same as me. lol
So glad CinemaSins exists. I didn't want to give this movie any money. Or 2 hours of my time (Which apparently doesn't exist according to Lucy).
This movie is less than an hour and 30 minutes long.
really?... it felt twice the lenght
Time is just a concept
HiddenTalent77 lol its a decent movie cinemasins finds issues with every movie not just bad ones
Damian Rodriguez sorry movie is just really bad and hilarious even without cinemasins...
"I would rather just watch the stock nature footage over the rest of the film. Is that an option on the DVD?" LMAOOO CINEMASINS YOU NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME WEAK.
Misquote*
You know a movie is shit when you enjoyed the CinemaSins version of it more than the actual movie.
To be fair, cinemasins videos are pretty great. But yeah, this one is definitely my favourite, and it works so well because the movie is a giant turd.
Dammit, I enjoyed the T.T. Go ripoff more than the actual movie.
TheEpicGypsy You calling Cinema Sins shitty?
So every movie?
666 likes let’s go
The people who made that movie were obviously using less than 10% of their brain
good job quoting him
thumbs up dude!!! When I saw the trailer of this movie I thought it was going to be awesome!!! I was WRONG!!!! I just couldn't wait for it to end!!!!!
Also drugs!
But 100% of their drugs. Maybe more.
an hour and a half for a woman who becomes to a usb
Let's hope she's type C.
The start and the finish are not important. What is important is the journey, and her journey was action packed.
I know man that movie is actually pretty nice, was making a joke :)
No Name
Who cares about logic? It was fucking badass and looked great, and that is all that matters when it come to action movies.
Mr. Note fuck you and your tiny 1% capacity brain if you like this crap.
I got a car ad near the half way point of this video. And for a sec I wasn’t sure if it was a ad or another stock video from the movie.
This movie is like a kick to the balls for your brain.
Dose anyone actually think that genetic works like that?
Aside form children of course
Kain Ark oh shut up
The Miami Man
the creators of the movie only used 10% of their own brain when making the movie that's why it makes no sense
Scarlett Johansson is much worse in this movie than people give her credit for....
I honestly dont know how she kept a straight face.
@ Star
To quote the great Metallica:
"You know its sad, but true."
agreed
***** she shows tits in this movie? XD
Her lines were garbage but her acting was fine, I blame the Writers/ Director, not the Actor
100% spot on. Should've just added a couple of zeros to the sin tally.
OG Lucy: How tall are you?
100% Lucy: 2 days, 3 hours, and 52 minutes.
Time is the only real measurement
I’m 15 years tall
i'm gonna get wooshed cause if you say something wrong on the internet and someone corrects you you tell them it was a joke BUT
isnt time a thing we made up so our lifes would make sence and on other planets and animals is completely useless?
i mean animals work with day and night or better said light and dark but cause we as humans have become so complex we needed something to make our life a bit easyer
@Sky Dome their formula of time will be diffrent and thats why it isnt a good measurement.
let me explain:
a day on earth is earth one time turning.
on other planet that wont be the same.
times wil be diffrent for both and if they try to follow our timeline then that would be difficult.
why i m saying this is because our time only works for earth.
Mars wil have another way of telling time.
so i mean that you need more then time to have a good system
@Sky Dome yeet snort ,mij farts
hi there, you desperately need a damn dictionary.
See, Mom? Drugs *can* make me smarter
lol
Mom: here's some CPH4. Good fucking luck
No. Just no.
Only *THAT* drug tho
“I told y’all crack made me smarter”
So, on the car speeding up infinitely thing. So much wrong, it's painfully funny. There is no way to infinitely speed something up. There's this little cosmic speed limit known as C (speed of light) You get some interesting and trippy stuff if you get close to this, and, if an object is moving away from you at the speed of light, the photons will never reach it, never reflect back and never enter your eye, so it effectively disappears, but it still exists and has ample proof of that. As for their visual aid, with the car moving right to left across the screen, that will still be technically 'visible' as it's motion is in two dimensions and light is operating in 3 dimensional space. The car could be moving at the speed of light, but it's still not anywhere close to that in relation to the observer, if it moving across their field of view, so it wouldn't 'disappear' and in the end, if you got anything more massive than a photon moving at the speed of light, you wouldn't need to resort to time as the only method of proving its existence, there would be plenty of other ways to prove it, the car shaped holes in every celestial object in its path would be one, its gravitational attraction would be another.
This movie's "Logic" and "Science" is 100% bullshit, no need to get so serious. I just watch the movie for Scarlett Johansson and the random stuff she did in the movie.
Didn't reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
Zero Gunz Can't help it. I can't take scientific inaccuracies presented to wow audiences. It turns people into bigger idiots, simply because people won't question something as long as it is stated with enough confidence. You don't like it, move on.
meowmeow kitty Then it wasn't meant for yooooooooooooooou! Probably beyond you anyway. Why take the time to reply? Kinda hints at a shallow mind.
Neo Baggins lol~ I didn't say I didn't like your comment or anything. I myself is a science student, seeing all this bullshit hurts me too. But if I watch this movie with the mentality of just wanting to see a nice actress and crazy special effects, it hurts less~
I was so so excited when I saw the previews to this, then I saw it
How many sins would this movie have if you used 100% of your brain?
you're God
ramdelure ?
**EXPLOSION**
Daenerys Targaryen if you can make the 100& of your brain, you're become God
***** That's the premise of the movie
The line where Freeman's character says, "she's searching for matter and energy" may just be the most hideously retarded thing about this movie.
Keep in mind that it's based on the utter bullshit 10% nonsense. And that line is the worst.
Did the writers for this movie not do basic physics? This is literally the shit they teach you in the introduction to the subject!
Niall Reid Yeah, it was really dumb. Whenever a movie like this needs to explain bad writing, they handwave it with a mention about "matter and energy", as if they were almighty concepts that explained everything. Nevermind how matter and energy aren't even everything on the universe and that there are literally three different definitions of matter that have their own appropriate context.
But, then again, this is Hollywood. We can't hope that THEY will change their ways (read: not giving a fuck about anything other than money), so we will have to bet on more local studios to actually take chances and create something actually beautiful.
Uh...as someone who has a less-than-average if not average understanding of physics, may I ask what it is about that line that is so stupid.
Lmfao took the words right out of my brain.
jd johnson When Hollywood wants to handwave something in a science fiction movie, they will use the terms "matter and energy" as if they were almighty concepts that explained everything. They are wrong.
First off, everything is inherently sensitive to their surroundings. "Searching for matter and energy" is something everyone and everything does, and as such it is nothing new.
Second, matter and energy are not everything in the universe. Dark energy and daro matter have properties of both, and they exist in far greater quantities than non-baryonic matter.
Third, it just sounds stupid. Instead of saying something like "she is messing with the fundamental interactions" or something similar (heck, even a "I don't know" would be good) they just had to make Morgan Freeman state such a ridiculous statement.
I think we went past that point when chinise drug dealers created ambrosia(the food of the gods) with the intent of getting high.
I refused to watch this movie just because the premise of us using only 10% of our brain was so lazy and dumb.
Kingston Hawke No. That's not is what's so bad. Know what's bad? NO ONE FUCKING BELIEVES ME WHEN I EXPLAIN HOW VERY WRONG IT IS. People legit believe the whole ten percent thing and won't believe me because I don't have a doctorate despite seeing so much proof.
Kingston Hawke I saw this thing was garbage after I saw the trailer...then I read the title of the movie and understood it was even worse.
Yeah because you had any problems with the stories most superheroes have that are even more retarded than lucy's story. Anyway the point of the film was to show you what a human brain might be capable of. "MIGHT"
Mac Graves No one is opposed to a suspension of disbelief. But there are right and wrong ways of going about it. If you want to tell me Superman can fly in space and the lack of oxygen isn't an issue, I'll have questions but I'll let it slide because we're in agreement that this isn't meant to be a movie that makes me think. But Lucy is trying to be the exact opposite. It's trying to be clever as hell, and instead it's just dumb. There's no "might", there's no maybe. The human brain can NOT do those things. And the idea that we're only using 10% of our brain is nonsense. This movie was dumb, and even worse... lazy.
watch it its actually quite decent i thought it was going to be bad going into it and it was actually decent! the ending to the film is quite good where she is going back in time beautiful to see
The Blues Brothers but was exactly what wne through my head when i watched this.
I even said after the last car flipped over, "They broke my watch!"
Before Morgan freeman dies he should say every word ever so we can keep making videos of him
what happens if a word is added after he dies
Casimir Kulikowski you have him say the alphabet instead
Grace Woods true thats a great idea
Or have him say every possible syllable so it can be changed into a different language as well.
This is the best fucking thing I've read
The drug in this movie makes the pills in limitless look like common adderall. And I thought those pills were awesome, I mean it was like a mental stimulant that had no draw backs. Then this shit was like we found a god drug.
Well it's real simple, one pill was made of sciency stuff, while these ones are distilled from pure, unadulterated FanFiction.
And to think in the original plot for limitless it was just a poor guy who was used by the goverment to test the pill and in the end died from the lack of it.
Raximus3000 Actually, that is more or less what happened, save that he chose the pill the he used his intellect to fix the side effects and refine it.
The fact the pill had negative side effects from the brain spending too much energy was actually one of the better conflicts in the plot imo.
Leider Hosen Yeah, it turn an anti-drug message to a pro-drug message. In any case such a miracle pill and they just abbadoned it, and if it was sooo simple someone else would have thought of it, in One Piece we have magical fruits that give ludicrous abilities that can defy the laws of physics and idiots that forget to actualy speak in order to say words and still a scientist said that a convinient drug that has no side-effects does not exist.
Raximus3000 Limitless was still a much better story than Lucy, since it didn't go so far as to say intelligence magically made you a god and the character was more relatable, plus it had some actual conflicts that made sense.
Also, the MC in Lucy is a kind of a bitch.
I had an argument with my dad about this, since he believed in the whole, "10 percent of our brain'' thing. A lot of movies exaggerate a lot, or just don't do any research in the topic. Just because it came from a movie, doesn't mean it's factual.
We use almost 100% by brushing our teeth
I am not saying that this is correct, however the "myth" is that we only use 10% of our "cerebral capacity". From what I can gather, that does not mean 10% of our physical brain, but just how much of its power we use. Similarly to using a f1 car down a street where the limit is 25mph.
It thought what It meant was that we use 10% at any given moment, but we do use it all overall (apart from seizures, which uses 100%)
Maybe 10% if you were sitting absolutely still doing nothing, but even making yourself a coffee would require more than that.
Melissa Scholefield
We use 10% of our brain at any given time. If you look at footage of a brain during a PET scan, you see different sections increase and decrease in function.
As Alodelai said, when you have a seizure, your entire brain cranks on, and your body does not like that. Proper signals don't get through, and you just tremble wildly.
It's the difference between having a wall of lights blink on and off in a sequence, making an animated picture, and having the entire bank go on. You don't get any sort of coherent image, just a lot of visual noise.
“Now you know what to do with it.”
“Take crystal Unobtanium!”
"Life was given to us a billion years ago, and now you know what to do with it."
So.... I'm guessing take drugs... and - what - reach your full potential and become superhuman? I don't think that's a great message to come away with...
And we already know that there was life on Earth 3.8 billion years ago, so she was a little bit out.
Zhenshei. No,You're supposed to pass It on. Did people forget what Morgan Freeman said when Lucy asked him what she should do with all this Information she's acquiring. Pass It on. Just like any simple celled organism going through time. That's why she made the computer. So she could pass on all the knowledge she learned to the rest of humanity.
@@cassidy99ful You're answering about "what to do with the information", and he's asking "what to do with life".
@@AlienAV Yes,And Morgan Freeman tells Lucy At 2:38 In this clip here that the sole purpose of LIFE Is to pass on what was learned. That there was no higher purpose. ruclips.net/video/nELxnSK1SHk/видео.html
@@cassidy99ful Movie still sucked
"It sounds like you're on drugs right now. Talk to you later Sweetie!" 😂😂😂
MacAttack17 that part was weird. Her reaction was unnatural seeing as her child had said to her that she could taste her mothers breast milk. 🙄
If only that was a quote from the movie, that line alone would almost have made it not terrible
My mom would probably have said that lol.Or "How many brownies did you eat" XD
mom: you can't remember that cat. that sentence is stupid, if the cat was loved then there probably would some pictures of them together or of the cat alone and thus she can remember the cat.
It would require 100% of my brain's capability to comprehend why this movie was made.
or maybe more
Luc Besson did a LOT of drugs. There, my brain functions at 50% :)
For people like me that fall in love with it.
😂
It was yet another opportunity to showcase a female as an ubermensch. Or haven't you been to a theater lately?
I'm glad I watched this. I held out for a while (6 years, apparently), because I intended to see the movie, and at this point I decided that wasn't going to happen. I'm glad I watched your review; that is not what I expected the movie to be.
They could have just said the drug makes you inhumanly smart, probably would have made the movie better.
I would've enjoyed this movie if they didn't have a cutesy debunked scientific myth as its roots. Afterwards the movie zipped its pants down and started pissing on the audience.
***** I have found the comment thread for the intelligent part of the internet. except for maybe Karpov. he sounds like an optimist.@#$@ hate those.
Then they'd be ripping off the movie Limitless with Bradley Cooper
the "drug" isnt a drug. Its a synthetic version of a chemical the brain naturally makes when a woman is pregnant that establishes the connections known as "mothers intuition". Its not as evolved as people would say. Like they could be miles away from their baby and know when its crying. Its not like that its like when they hear their baby cry the mother naturally knows whats wrong. Because she was able to pick up patterns in the cry much faster then say a father or a random person. There is truth to this movie.
Uhm... No...
this was literally the most "give me my money back" move I've ever seen
Actually, that award still goes to "Fantastic Four".
This comes in at 2nd
Well it's a toss up between Batman v. Superman and Green Lantern
exactly 500 likes... i wanna like it but my ocd is telling me not to
Batman v Superman is way less worth it than this. At least in this we get to see a fine looking Scarlet Johansson.
This movie must have been co-produced by Shutterstock 😂😂😂 Clearly one of the most epic CinemaSins lines ever!!!!!
Consuming miracle grow turns you into a flash drive, the end.
Also what computer could handle this flashdrive? It contains absolutely everything and was created by an omnidimensional beeing!
they will just plug this to a high tech computer and find a way to build a quantum computer and plug the flashdrive there to harness all the data and information on that.. have you ever thought of that?
U Wanne knuw wer I get le skars? I highly doubt anything could process the power that the flash drive has. It literally contains everything.
w8 wtf your profile picture is a GIF when i saw it on my notifications how da fuq did you do dat?
ITS MOVING?!?!?
WTF
lol I just added a gif as my profile, didn't think they actually move though.
CPH4 is a real chemical that is 6-carboxy-5,6,7,8-tetrahydropterin, but it doesnt do anything this movie says it does
@Septhys God yeah you would, its kinda the same, women do produce it when pregnant, it helps the child develop in teh womb because of the energy required
Trey Randolph english, wtf is the drug I’ve always wondered
As endless idiots found to their cost
The doctor was right about what it does.
@@benrussell-gough1201 What?
I really enjoyed this movie, it had a very interesting concept.
Wow, this movie is much worse than the trailers depicted. Much, much worse.
***** glad to know someone thought Guardians of the galaxy was bad. One person.
Clarence Price make him read 50 shades, entirely, straight faced.
***** the dark night
No, it was just as expected. If the trailer fooled you, you are a fool.
calvinbah
Yeah, it was a paint by numbers sci-fi action movie. Very predictable and cookie-cutter. I don't see what the big de--*OOGA CHAKA OOGA OOGA CHAKA! I CAN'T STOP THIS FEE-LING! DEEP INSIDE OF ME-E!*
Everything Wrong With Lucy: Why was this film even greenlighted *bing* Well, on the other hand, they also greenlighted Dragonball Ev- wait. Lets not rip open old wounds...
You and I have very similar tastes in entertainment.
They saw Luc Besson would direct it were like: mkay.
But yeah. It was the worst movie of 2014 imo
Dragon ball evolution?the hell is that?that movie never happened......never......you hear me?!
There was way worse
Honestly.
I mean HONESTLY...I think this movie was worse.
DBE shat all over Dragon Ball but it was fun to watch in that you could sit and make fun of how stupid every single scene in it was.
But Lucy is...just depressingly stupid.
Like wow, people thought it was a good concept.
I knew from the trailers that this movie was stupid, but I didn't realize how many layers of stupidity it has.
cyanmanta That was my thought. I watch it telling myself that it couldn't be as bad as I though. But...yeah. We were right from the start.
Ikr, this movie fucking, SUCKS
I agree with you. What I REALLY hate from this movie though is that it borrows facts from a 7th grade Science book and thinking it would sound cool.
Edmond Samlian I really don't understand...
IT'S A FUCKING MOVIE...IT DOES NOT HAVE TO LINE UP WITH ALL CURRENT KNOWLEDGE IN THE UNIVERSE...
Christ !_!
the only good thing about the movie was Morgan freeman
I actually enjoyed this movie despite its flaws. Then again, I'd probably listen to Morgan Freeman read the phone book. Morgan and ScarJo in the same movie? I'm there. (Then again, I love a movie as sinfully bad as Army of the Damned because seeing Tony-GodDamned-Candyman-Todd standing next to someone as short as Sully Erna is just worth it. 😂).
The one real thing wrong with Lucy
There was zero tension. Someone going from human to captain america to superman to god fights useless ganstas. The end
I still liked it
Tentons O'fun
Ness flash! This wasn't a superhero movie, you dumb ass. It was a movie that showed the evolutionary change of the natural world, average humans, and that of Lucy who metamorphoses into a superhuman. Idk how you couldn't understand that even with your tiny pea size brain.
Agreed; there should have been an arbitrary threat (nuclear terrorism?) and contrived moral quandary. You know - I can change space and time with a thought but do I have the right to take away others' freedom of choice and consequence just because I can? Or something like that.
Watchmen (and I can't believe I'm posting this) did a better job of considering the paradox of having the power of a god and suddenly realising that you have no moral right to use it as you see fit and, indeed, the realisation that doing so may be harmful in the long-run.
@@Sig721Tau It didnt show anything. Evolution was less accurately showed here than might morphing power rangers. Dozens of laws of physics were broken. Everything important to the plot was sheer harry potter level magic. All of that is fine as long as the audience is engaged on a narrative level. I wasnt, Cinemasins wasnt. And that is simply because there is no threat to anyone we care about other than ridiculous writing. Lucy became God via magic. It accomplished nothing and a few people we had no connection to died. It made zero sense and there is no room for a sequel or logic of any kind.
I cant actually tell if you are being sarcastic but if you arent then clearly you enjoyed a sexy girl and some average special effects because that is all there is to offer. Maybe Lucy will turn up in Marvel to fight Dormammu or the Phoenix or something. Prob not since black widow is dead.
@@Sig721Tau It's not like you're any smarter.
This movie is saying take drugs you'll get powers
It's also saying if you take enough drugs, you'll evolve into a 5-dimensonal being made of pure energy that will reside in the spacetime continuum. If you overdose though, you end up with the Q Continuum instead and those guys are total buzzkills.
I'm waitinggggg....
Nature wildlife footage and Morgan Freeman narrated it. I almost thought this film was made by National Geography.
NatGeo, fool, that's the magazine, in TV is NatGeo
I think he probably meant National Geographic
Morgan Freeman should narrate a nature film, I'd watch that.
I'm surprised they didn't throw in a few penguins
Hardi Rogenbaum NatGeo other fool
"But even if what she's saying is true, and I'm pretty sure it isn't," 🤣🤣
So, what's worse, the plot or Scarlett Johanssons acting
She was actually really good. The CHARACTER is deadpan as fuck though after she gets the blue sprinkles in her.
Are you referring to her boobs or acting talent being really good ?
+Dark Humor Unfortunately her character was written this way in this movie, which is a really confining role to act in. Now if you're talking about Scarlett's acting in general: I don't know, I see her as a good average actress
Jordyn Wingate good average in deed so , funny no one seems to be able to say she is great, always pretty goo, or average lol, she just sucks in my mind, it's like her faqce a no emotion
Wait?! SHE IS ACTING?! I thought she was just reading her lines.
So lucy became the ultimate being after hooking up to the collective seizure known as the internet. On a side note, how much better or worse would this film had been if they just realized how dumb it was towards the end and just decided to give Lucy a stand or bird wings or some shit.
ZA WARUDO
I am a robot, blarp. She wouldn't scream. She'd just say it in a condescendingly robotic manner.
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Karue Like, time is stopped yeah, where's my emmy?
Like if you want Cinemasins to do Everything Wrong with 50 Shades of Grey.
Yeah, but then there's only 50 sins... It'd be a short video.
Bryan Crowers Then it should be named "50 sins of Grey" instead ahahaha
***** More like 500
50 multiplied by 50? then divided by 0?
(I know you can't divide by 0)
***** But.... nothing is right with 50SG. It will be a 2 hr sin counter
Everything these people know about science they learned from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Hey - the Hitchiker's Guide was more coherent scientifically!
Magnus Nygaard 'Some how they invented the aerosol can before any other invention'
Um...if you say so?
***** Actually I've done each of those several times.
And seen each of Douglas Adam's OTHER television series...and read his other books...
bloodrunsclear The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate
GeorgeZZi AND it's a comedy XD
'The island was also by complete coincidence known as France'
the power of Morgan Freeman is limitless.
Clearly, he wasn't powerful enough to save this shit movie...
It’s limited by the egos of his retarded fans
why did I read that in his voice?
Mc Uber Boss correct
Limitless, a TV series of this but it has Hawkes from CSI ny and some other people as well
The movie is a sin against logic not just science
Its.... science fiction? Its not supposed to follow logic, nor does it have to follow science?
See the problem with that is that the movie revolves around the premise we use 10% of our brains but even if that was true using 100% wouldn't grant you any powers you would just be highly smart then have to live life constantly eating, That is all that would happen
@@vanguard1816 not true. You conjecture. If you don't have full access to your mind how can you assert it's dorment and latent powers unknown to you?
@・ ́ω・m holy shit, she was high the entire time
@@incognitotamizhan9679 hahaha very true
And then you realize that USB has only 2gb of space.
wow CinemaSins really makes me realize that a lot of the films I thought were "good" are complete crap.
me asf yo
Funny how anything being criticized legitimately suddenly made you think less of it. You sound like Stan from South Park's "You're Getting Old": Everything is shit eh? Check out tvtropes.org. Making something without tropes, conventions, or cliches is pretty much impossible. We use tropes because it creates something we can all relate to, but over use makes it feel unoriginal. You can't avoid them, so appreciate how creatively or not they're used. I watch CinemaSins on my favorite movies, it has never led me to think less of them, still love my favorite movies.
Good point!
PrincessM
No, no, no, no. Cinemasins just shows that no movie is beyond criticism. They're mostly just funny observations, like a stand up comedian doing a "did you ever notice......." bit. Sometimes they'll s point out more reasons that a bad movie is so bad. They also do videos on movies they love. Half the time I don't think these videos are even meant to be a real criticism of the movie but merely a reminder not to take everything so seriously because even great movies have flaws. You really rethink your entire catalog of personal taste based of these silly videos? Don't do that.
These videos have very little to do with actual movie criticism, it is not a review nor analysis. If you rethink anything based on these videos, you're not really getting the purpose of this channel, which is pure sarcasm fun.
The movie makes no sense whatsoever, but the scenes whre she used her powers were cool... the whole movie should just be her using powers for 2 hours and no plot at all. Would be more interesting then what they used.
deathstarjacko n the ending shows dat she is just Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Uno Roeslan That... yeah.. I watched the film.... but what has that to do with my comment?
what im tryin to say iz dat in the ending, she supposed to wake up from a really good trip dat almost turned her into an immoral god
usually science don't mix with movies so well :/
deathstarjacko
Can we just appreciate that there are *still* no ads in these?
"It sounds like you're on drugs, so I'll let you go for now. We'll talk later sweetie!"