Amazing horror game, but he definitely won't play long enough for anything interesting to happen. Shit only starts kicking off after like 4-5 hours of playing.
@@ATK. Fair enough. The truth is that the slow burn nature of the game is what makes it great. If they ever tried to speed up the game it just wouldn't hit the same. It's definitely a niche game, not for everyone.
@@g1u2y345 I though Poke was going to be the worst viewing experience of this masterpiece... Now after watching this, I think Poke might have been an "Decent" viewing experience
If only working on Switzerland would get me hooked with Alien "Cat Girls" who could slap me a few meters away or feed me yogurt in bed like this simulation game ;p
Correct me if im wrong, arent x and poke friends again? I remember the stream where x poke gigi all made up in the end. What happened after that? They dont even see each other.
It is a great tutorial that explains literally everything, even has easter eggs and a secret level in it, just not good for people with worse attention span than a Goldfish
@@kuznetsov9471 let's not defend a dev you don't know. So many games have a great tutorial. This isn't it. Why? It does exactly what you said. It explains everything. that is not a tutorial. that is a developer tool sandbox
I played this game a year ago, it took me less than 10 minutes to complete it and play the game relatively smoothly after. Just because your zoomer brain is completely fried from needing cheap dopamine hits doesn't mean tutorial is bad.
he best come back to this game and give it some time it 100% worth it really fun and great game. if you don't know you prob need to go watch some real gamers play it or try it yourself defo recommend
Dev likes Half-Life aesthetics, plus dev is a tad silly so it is on purpose. Heck, there is even a Cult of the Lamb easter egg that you can get Lambert
To be honest, watching poke play it is fucking ass but now that I watched this, I probably will finish watch Poke cause compared to Xqc, he is competent enough to play through the whole bloody thing.
no way he will ever have the patience for this
Maybe back in 2019 when he peaked
@@zake8081He didn’t finish games back then either? What are you talking about?
@@zake8081 he never had patience for single player games
@@jakelake-u1q i remember he finished subnautica hardcore in 2019
I mean the game isn’t even finished
Amazing horror game, but he definitely won't play long enough for anything interesting to happen. Shit only starts kicking off after like 4-5 hours of playing.
bro think he poke
poke is so funny
@@pafoly8857
If it takes a game 4-5 hours for it to get good I’m skipping. Ain’t no way imma let someone Onepiece me into playing a game.
@@ATK.Shallow childish xqc type person
@@ATK. Fair enough. The truth is that the slow burn nature of the game is what makes it great. If they ever tried to speed up the game it just wouldn't hit the same. It's definitely a niche game, not for everyone.
Bro's brain is way too cooked for this, surprised he even lasted 1 hour
Poke managed to master this game despite literally being cooked
An hour is still more than i can...
@@g1u2y345 I though Poke was going to be the worst viewing experience of this masterpiece... Now after watching this, I think Poke might have been an "Decent" viewing experience
@@g1u2y345 weird brain is perfect for this game 60 mg addy overdose brain is not.
@@g1u2y345It just means you need a cooked brain to play the game. Lmao. This shit is boring af. I'd rather go do my taxes again.
wtf i cant believe he actually played this game
Yeah, I could have guessed he'd drop it. It's a simulator game, they're supposed to feel like jobs.
If only working on Switzerland would get me hooked with Alien "Cat Girls" who could slap me a few meters away or feed me yogurt in bed like this simulation game ;p
You already knew he was going to quit an hour in OMEGALUL
He will never be as good as Poke playing this
Fr poke is the goat
who?
Correct me if im wrong, arent x and poke friends again? I remember the stream where x poke gigi all made up in the end. What happened after that? They dont even see each other.
@@harshit4525pr doesn’t change personal feelings
@@harshit4525They will never be friends again. Poke and GiGi did something unforgiveable. And they split ways.
chat is two streams behind, wtf is this editor on
Editor doesn’t even post consistently on this channel
the chat delay is insane
CHAT IS SO DELAYED EDITORRRR
Really fun game with a lot of story tellling to come… hope he plays it thru
yo js noticed that chat is way offff
bruh, there is no frickin way holy smoking that blunt
Thats what im saying
the beer bottles got me laughing good
Chat delayed for 50 videos alredy
BRO CHAT IS SO DELAYED WTF HAPPENED MR EDITOR
finally we’re getting some real content
On to the next game 😅
I yearn for the day x commits to a variety game
Absolute cinema game of the year
why's chat so dead
Chat is really delayed here..
No way he's playing this
Tutorial ends 20:38
Bless your willy
Didn't even beat the baby easy tutorial, imagine beating the secret tutorial level that takes around 30 minutes or more
he dropped baldur's gate? he said anything about it?
I actually crazy good game glad he tried it out
Change the title, Xqc plays voices of the void tutorial
"Xqc fails at simple steps" is a better title
playing a good game PagMan
As always, good for nothing editor
10m Chat delay. LOLW
Variety is back!!!
You know it's probably dogshit when there is no time stamp in the comments, especially for a game like this.
That's what happens when you're bad at actual video games that aren't streamer baits tbf
no shitty cheap jumpscares = dogshit game
Poke done it better
I thought Poke was trash, but compared to this, Poke was great lol
We know who did it first
the worst tutorial i have ever seen
It is a great tutorial that explains literally everything, even has easter eggs and a secret level in it, just not good for people with worse attention span than a Goldfish
@@kuznetsov9471 let's not defend a dev you don't know. So many games have a great tutorial. This isn't it. Why? It does exactly what you said. It explains everything. that is not a tutorial. that is a developer tool sandbox
I played this game a year ago, it took me less than 10 minutes to complete it and play the game relatively smoothly after. Just because your zoomer brain is completely fried from needing cheap dopamine hits doesn't mean tutorial is bad.
he best come back to this game and give it some time it 100% worth it really fun and great game. if you don't know you prob need to go watch some real gamers play it or try it yourself defo recommend
Is this a mod for Half Life or did they just rip a bunch of the sounds?
sounds part
Dev likes Half-Life aesthetics, plus dev is a tad silly so it is on purpose.
Heck, there is even a Cult of the Lamb easter egg that you can get Lambert
This game is a trove of content if he took it seriously lol
Considering he can't follow simple steps, that will never happen tbh
1/3 tutorial😢
No way he gets to anything cool
Bro is too ADHD
☝🤓 too nerdy
FINALLY
What are these awful controls?
hard to watch (I'm hard)
Nice
copying poke are we now
Trust, xqc’s brain is too rotted to play actual good games. Poke takes the cake on exploring different good niche games.
bruh streaming games isn’t a pokelawls exclusive feature
@@ThereIsNothingHere.sticking to them might as well be 😭
To be honest, watching poke play it is fucking ass but now that I watched this, I probably will finish watch Poke cause compared to Xqc, he is competent enough to play through the whole bloody thing.
🥉 rd
bro has -1 braincells for this game, tell him to go back to "reacting"
I may have lost braincells watching this, I thought I did when watching Poke play it but I guess I may actually regain them by watching Poke now
@kuznetsov9471 poke was alright I think
personally I had a lot of fun watching him